Misfit Mementos: Recent Episodes
Jeff Vernier
Pop culture, askew. Half satire and half sincere, all half-baked think pieces on things no sane person would ever consider.
Work sucks... I know. Jimmy Victors needed the cash, why not make his own body a commodity? Originally published 5/20/20 on MisfitMementos.com.
The first hit is always free, right? Originally published 4/25/2020 on MisfitMementos.com... and again- don't do heroin.
I heard he held hands with the whole Little League team! Originally published 4/18/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.
You know how cooking websites always have such long, drawn out intros about the author's life story? ...Good thing I avoided that here. Translated from German. Originally published 4/4/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.
There's a little more tragedy than comedy in these clown's stories. Originally published 12/14/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
Life hacks suck- yes, all of them. Originally published 12/7/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Happy Thanksgiving to me, I guess! They're going extinct, do you know how hard it was to get this many bees? Originally pubished 11/30/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
Elsa has got a little bit more radicalized since the first Frozen. Originally published 11/23/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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The Metamorphosis 2, with all the glory Australian television has to offer. Here's to you, Franz. Originally published 11/9/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Combining the fun of sacrilege with simple math! Originally published 10/26/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
Based on Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal. Originally published 9/28/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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All the vintage new age almost-science that the stars can bring you. Originally published 9/21/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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My five year plan involves a million dollars worth of hookers and becoming the leader of Catholicism- doesn't yours? Originally published 8/31/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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It's about Tarantino and feet. What an unlikely combo. Originally published 8/10/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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To thine own self be true- except you Hamlet. Definitely not you. You're just the worst. Originally published 8/3/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Shirley Temple has nothing on me now. Cherry soda will be the lifeblood of the new world order, just you wait. Originally published 7/17/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
A nightmare of scales, teeth, and off-road action. Originally published 6/7/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Archie and friends get into such wacky hijinks in Riverdale, like gang warfare and criminal conspiracy! It's on The CW, what did you expect? Originally published 5/28/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Hamburgaling billions for the greater good. Don't grimace, it's a very good plan. Originally published 5/20/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
I've always had a problem with the typical scale of reviewing a movie. The obvious solution is an absurd and contrived new method! Originally published 5/18/19 on MisfitMementos.com
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Can you name the worst miscast in film history? Sure you can! It's Jean-Claude Van Damme as Guile in Street Fighter: The Movie. Cut him some slack though, American accents are so ordt to do. Originally published 5/17/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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My inability to classify this drink is really what ales me. Some sources say ginger ale is a soda- but that can't be right, can it? Originally published 5/15/19 on MisfitMementos.com.
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Remember he will pry. Maury is a reality show that's somehow helping me live a better life. I never would've guessed it would be a tabloid talk show to help me turn things around, but The Maury Povich Show must just be that special. Originally published 5/14/19 on MisfitMementos.com.