Mikey And The Mrs Radio Morning Show on Today's Hit Music B92.1 KXBN in Southern Utah. These are some bite-sized morsels updated almost every day.
Mikey & The Mrs find examples of horrible gifts that were given to others, and hope you do better than them.
Anne the full-time mom takes on the B92.1 Gee Whiz Pop Quiz for prizes and glory. video: https://youtu.be/cfoaiwbsmCw
These are some things that people believe about Utah. There not totally wrong. Except for the dancing thing. https://b921hits.com/5utahmyths/
Mady the Intern joins Mikey & The Mrs for a game of BRAIN FART to see how fast they can think!
Penny plays the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute and makes us painfully aware of how much of a pushover Bonnie(The Mrs) is, and how badly we need to change our rules for the future.
What is Drake's real name? Who wrote a famous TV Theme song? Who lip synced in a movie?
What % of people wash their jeans every time they wear them? Would men rather have more friends or more hair? Lets find out!
The legacy of a serial killer, a car that smells like farts, and Halloween decorations that are NSFW.
A man causes problems on a plane and challenges strangers to a staring contest. Was he DRUNK, HIGH or Crazy?
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady discuss what famous people they would make out with, who they would marry, and who they would shove off a cliff.
Mikey meets someone who has a very interesting career involving bunnies and their skulls.
B92.1 Listener Kena takes her shot against the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute presented by UFirst Credit Union!
A woman comes up with an interesting way to keep from being evicted, and Dogs are secretly judging you.
A Guy hops on the back of a truck and rides the bumper down the freeway for a surprisingly long time. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy? Orig Airdate 10/12/22 on KXBN B92.1FM St. George Utah
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady do their best to think fast and not look stupid. They Don't do that well with it.
Alaina the property manager from Cedar City, UT takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute presented by UFirst Credit Union.
Mikey & The Mrs discuss fun facts that somehow lead to a homoerotic moment in Rocky IV that could have been.
Mikey gets discombobulated when Bonnie gives him a spicy mental image during B92.1's Reasons To Celebrate.
Who's the hottest bald celebrity? The Prettiest Woman? Is Mikey dumb enough to answer that question? Let's find out.
Would you rather vomit into a fan, or lick bugs off a windshield? This question and more on today's edition of WOULD YOU RATHER with Mikey & The Mrs on KXBN B92.1
B92.1's Drunk High or Crazy: A man tries to mug a family without a gun, and is forced to improvise is a very disgusting way. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy? Originally aired on 10/05/22 on KXBN B92.1FM St. George Utah
Over and Under with Mikey & The Mrs 10/11/22 on KXBN St. George, Today's Hit Music B92.1
B92.1 Brain Fart with Mikey & The Mrs. Mady the intern tries to convince the judges that she got an answer right, and the judges are not having it.
Spider-Man powers or a toothpaste-like body? This important question and others are considered more seriously than they should be
B92.1 Morning Support Group with Mikey & The Mrs. Original air date 10/04/22 on KXBN St. George Utah. https://b921hits.com/kickedout/
Mikey & The Mrs talk about farts. Orig air date 09/29/22 on KXBN B92.1FM in St. George Utah
Mikey & The Mrs discuss some lies they've told that they are not all too proud of. KXBN B92.1 FM 09/29/22
The deepest questions are pondered by Mikey & The Mrs in a game of WOULD YOU RATHER. 9/28/22
Josh the glass man takes on the B92.1 Gee Whiz Pop Quiz with Mikey & The Mrs. 9/22/22 on KXBN 92.1 FM in St. George Utah
Mikey & Bonnie pimp out Bonnie's sister using her most striking feature...She can play the melodica.
A man uses a toaster oven to light a cigarette, which leads to violence. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Bonnie, Mikey and Mady get a list of celebrities and decide who they would make out with, marry, or murder.
A man hears the voice of the President in his head, and he tells him to steal a car. Is he Drunk, High or Crazy?
B92.1 Listener Keeley calls in to find out if she can Be Bonnie's BFF! Original Air Date 08/29/22
B92.1 Listener Kelsey takes on the Hundred Dollar Minute for a chance at $100. Play along and see how many you get right!
A man steals some heavy equipment and proceeds to screw up a neighborhood in Salt Lake City. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Someone stole over $30,000 worth of what?
A flight was delayed because 2 pilots wouldn't stop doing what?
What weird thing are farmers planting in their fields?
Original air date 07/22/22
What saved a Ukranian soldier from a bullet?
Velveeta has introduced a monstrosity.
What is Russia blaming for their lack of success?
A family has a hard time keeping their kids quiet in a restaurant, and an angry guy with a fork does not help.
What is the worst concert you can think of?
What is a compliment you would give yourself?
Have you ever eaten dog food?
Mini Golf or Go Karts?
Joseph Gordon Leavitt or Neil Patrick Harris?
Imagine Dragons or Neon Trees?
Popcorn or Kettle Corn?
Ferris Wheel or Merry-Go-Round?
Coughing like bagpipes or farting like a machine gun?
Voodoo Doll Choices
No Texting, or have them CCed to your parents?
Would You Rather Wednesday is in full swing with ridiculous/disgusting scenarios debated with a straight face. You're welcome.
In a Battle Royale of wits, Bonnie and Mikey face off for the first time to see who reigns supreme in the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute. Put on your thinking caps and button up your smarty pants. It's about to get ugly.
A woman receives the wrong order in the Wendy's drive-thru and decides to complain in the worst way possible.
Apparently Graham Crackers were invented to curb your lusty, lusty thoughts. On that note, let's talk about bikinis.
A woman decides to give the prison yard a treat, and forgets about the law. And her kids.
We asked Southern Utah what they pretended to like in order to impress a guy/girl. We got some fascinating results.
Video Here: YouTube
B92.1 Listener Nicole takes on the GEE WHIZ POP QUIZ! In this pop quiz:
Batman and Robin
Freddy Mercury
Big Butts
Superman's cat
Baseball crying
Betty White
Would you rather be blissfully stupid or...
Would you rather have David Hassellhoff as your kid's guidance counselor or...
Would you rather meet your mom as a kid or...
Mady brings her boyfriend Jeremy into the studio for a game of BRAIN FART! Original air date 06/28/22
A man is found with electrical wires inserted into his nether regions. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Mady the Intern and Jeremy the boyfriend square off in a battle of who knows the other one better. Who will reign victorious???!!!
It's incredibly unnerving to have someone make eye contact with you while eating a popsicle. Finger Sporks are another level of weird. Mikey & The Mrs discuss them both.
Be a fly on the wall at The White House, or at Tom Cruise's house?
Wink after everything you say, or speak everything in the form of a question?
Double-sized head or half-sized head?
Turns out Bonnie is a Kleptomaniac who can't let go of the past. Mikey's CDs were stolen and he wonders if the thief was sorely disappointed.
Avoid Salmonella by not getting too personal with your livestock. Don't be a litter box pervert.
Brigham Young invented the Department Store?
The Great Firewall of China?
Nickels and Pennies
Nevada Wedding Laws
Sour Patch Kids and Swedish Fish
Hot Air Balloon livestock
Fido the dog
Kosher Stamps
Mikey & The Mrs have been in a 5 year-long good-natured prank war with their neighbors. When they recently heard the neighbors were out of town, they turned the house upside down. But then something went very, very wrong.
Hospital Worker Alicia takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute.
Original air date 6/10/22 on B92.1's Mikey & The Mrs Show
Mikey & The Mrs have a "poor people pool" and have no idea what they're doing. Is having a pool always this hard, or are they just idiots?
Mikey & The Mrs discuss what kind of snobs they are. It's safe to say Mikey is the bigger snob about a great many more things. But Bonnie deserves to be charged with obstruction of justice, so there's that.
What kind of food best describes your love life?
Does it bother you when people say words wrong? Which ones?
Original Air Date 06/13/22
Has Mikey ever tried to snowboard?
Does Mikey know how to Dougie?
Can Mikey burp on command?
Has Mikey ever lied on his resume?
Has Mikey ever been streaking?
Has Mikey ever had mono?
Has Mikey ever cheated on a test?
Would you rather have Tabasco sauce toothpaste, or sandpaper toilet paper?
Would you rather have an armadillo forever chained to your leg, or only listen to Barney music?
Would you rather have explosive diarrhea on an important date, or an important job interview?
What % of the U.S. supply of toothpicks are produced in Maine?
What % of people who fly, will choose a middle seat?
What % of us eat food at the grocery store that we haven't paid for yet?
What % of women report that their boyfriends or husbands are either "rarely" or "never" romantic?
What % of men claim that they are romantic consistently?
Mikey's daughter wants to "play barbies" with him and he can't figure out how. Is this common?
The 7-year old comes up with a "game" that turns into an expensive afternoon full of restrictive eating.
Bonnie finds out the hard way that some things shouldn't be fixed using advice from the internet.
Homesick paint colors
Do Not Resuscitate Lance Armstrong
Kryptonite Facts
Obama's Racist Family
Turtle butts
Taffy tooth decay
Chicken populations
Sailor tattoos
Original Air Date 06/06/2022
Full-Time Mom Amanda takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute!
Original air date 05/27/2022
Have baby-sized feet or baby-sized hands?
Aint no thang or Booya?
Quentin Tarentino or Judd Apatow?
The most expensive speeding ticket
Mikey's speeding tickets
Elvis in Japan
The Death Star
Charles M Schultz and Pink Floyd
Tiki Bars
Beaver Meat
The Beatles
Mikey & Mady try their best to guess who the celebrity birthday is using the clues
airdate 06/07/22
Original air date: 06/07/2022
Stranger Things
Chocolate coatings
Anxiety
Lip Sync Battles
Sucky Music
Big 10 schools
Kids TV
Housewarming trash
Marathoning
Would you rather be gorgeous or wealthy?
Eat 14 sticks of butter, or the contents of a vacuum bag?
Cry like a puppy or poop like Chewbacca?
A man goes on a rampage with a hammer, and does things Sir Paul would never approve of. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
We asked you what things did you learn about your S.O. once you moved in together? We got some great responses. Original air date 5/24/22
A man thinks he's trapped in a video game and can't get out! Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Do you know fact from fiction? It's time for B92.1's Fake News or News News! Original air date 05/16/22
B92.1 Support Group: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? We asked Southern Utah, and they let us know.
A man decides to call random people and show them his birthday suit. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Something weird went down in the lobby of the Coral Cliffs Cinema in Hurricane Utah. But like, a GOOD kind of weird.
Mikey & Bonnie played charades with their 7 year-old daughter and quickly realize that she has some interesting views on love and religion.
The gang plays a game of BRAIN FART and Bonnie proves that she can't be trusted to keep score.
Mikey & The Mrs discuss their teenage daughter's "peak hormone levels" when it was discovered she was lusting after someone in a cartoon.
Andrew the Mortuary worker takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute! Original air date: 4/22/22
We play FILL IN THE BLANKETY-BLANK NEWS, and since it's May the 4th, it's a special STAR WARS DAY Edition!
We asked you "What Makes You Weird?" and we got a lot of very interesting answers.
What makes you weird? Let us know by texting the word WEIRD to (435) 635-2921, and you'll be entered to win a pair of tickets to see WEIRD AL YANKOVIC in Las Vegas June 10th!
Jeremiah the school teacher takes on the GEE WHIZ POP QUIZ!
Originally aired 04/12/22 on KXBN B92.1FM.
It's the segment that's most popular with problem drinkers and riff-raff, REASONS TO CELEBRATE! Here are some holidays to celebrate today in whatever way you want.
I don't know if you've noticed this, but the ladyfolk tend to feel rather insecure about how they look to men. But do men even care? We talk about it.
What did you parents make you eat?
How was your weekend?
Do you know your grandparents' names?
The speed of rain.
Brain Freeze.
Enormous Caves.
Left-Handed Death Traps.
Politicians and Disneyland.
Horned Mormons.
Sneezing Women.
Russian Weather.
Originally aired 4/7/22
Can you guess what movie we're talking about based on the clues?
WHAT MOVIE IS IT?
WHAT MOVIE IS IT?
WHAT MOVIE IS IT?
Originally aired 4/7/22
According to AAA, what % of people have one a French fry in their car, right now?
According to a survey in GQ, what % of men say they'd dump a girlfriend if they gained weight?
Fans of Major league Baseball get hit by a foul ball about how many times each season?
What % of women have stuffed their bra with toilet paper?
What % of instructions are thrown away without ever being read?
A man sticks his fingers in a stranger's mouth at Target, then follows the rainbow to the parking lot. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Original Air Date 03/23/22, Mikey & The Mrs Show
What is something you would like to get off your chest and tell your parents?
If you could spend one hour doing something every day, what would it be?
How many people did you date in High School?
A Mom has a meeting with school staff regarding her kids behavior. The staff IMMEDIATELY realizes where the kid gets it.
If you could invent anything new, what would you invent?
Which of your pet peeves would you make illegal?
What are you in denial about?
When is it okay to lie?
Originally aired 03/31/2022
-A Very Rude text message from a job prospect
-*Nsync Reunion?
-A Pinky Promising Burglar
Can you guess who the celebrity birthdays are using the clues? A Manatee lover who roots for the Bears? A super pro-creator who dated someone in an English Super Group? Someone who started playing a bully but later played nerds? Let's play!
Originally aired 04/01/2022
What % of people have stopped talking to a friend because of Facebook?
What % of women think it's a turn-off when a man wears crocs?
What % of men write love notes to their wives?
What % of men know the shoe size of their S.O.'s?
Who pays full price at the car dealership?
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Original air date: 03/03/2022
source: Radio-online.com
What kind of gifts do you have as a person? Mikey & Bonnie reveal their birth defects.
What was in like in the olden days? Bonnie found her first porn magazine. Aaah memories.
What impersonations can we do? Muppets and Bonnie's mom.
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Original air date 02/25/2022
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A man is covered in Nacho Cheese and gets arrested for breaking and entering. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Original air date 03/02/2022
Bonnie tells a story and Mikey has to provide the sound effects. poorly.
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original air date: 03/02/2022
What's a situation where you wish you had a smoke bomb? Are you scared of your wife?
What awards show would you go to? What celebrities are b-holes?
What's your sing-along song JAM? Old people music?!
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Original air date: 03/02/2022
A couple of sisters get into a big nasty brawl and someone winds up naked with vomit. Drunk, High or Crazy?
What must be worn at all times in Italy?
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they ________.
What's the only language that requires the capitalization of all nouns?
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Originally Aired 03/01/2022
Originally aired on 02/28/2022
Landmarks, Dinosaurs, Books, Manly activities and more. #makesweetsweetlove
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What's the cutest thing you can think of? And does it involve Chris Hemsworth? Of course it does.
What food do you refuse to eat? Does it look like vomit?
What is something that makes you laugh every time? Epileptic Livestock? Hitting pedestrians with a car?
Every morning we tell a lot of very stupid jokes. Here are a bunch of them all put together for your viewing pleasure! Subscribe to the Mikey & The Mrs YouTube channel for more!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6F4JxMFFy1AFfF9MYqGAGw
Chris the sales guy from St. George takes on the Gee Whiz Pop Quiz!
Topics: Corvettes, The Wizard of Oz, Zach Morris, Harry Potter and Indiana Jones. #trivia #morning show #utah #utahradio
Guess if the correct answer is OVER or UNDER what Bonnie guesses! Subscribe to the Mikey & The Mrs Show YouTube Channel! Right here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6F4JxMFFy1AFfF9MYqGAGw
A woman defacates on school property and starts doing jumping jacks. Was she Drunk, High or Crazy?
Can you guess the movies based on the clues? Let's find out! #movies #movietrivia #trivia #games
We do our best to endorse things we care about and get paid absolutely nothing in return. Wish.com, Birth Control, The Bible, Hubba Bubba Gum, Tazers, and Pom Poms.
A man goes on a joyride around the neighborhood in a stolen ATV, but forgets a very important detail. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Mikey has a weird habit he does by himself, and then gets caught doing it in public. #embarassingstories
B92.1 Listener Raimy takes on the Gee Whiz Pop Quiz! #trivia #gameshow
Originally broadcast 01/20/22
A man tries to kill his daughter while riding on a jazzy. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy? #truecrime
Mikey & The Mrs set the record straight to the neighbors that their 7-year old is not an alcoholic, although they understand how it looks that way.
Mady and Mikey try their best to figure out strange laws around the country. How well did you do?
A guy in a McDonald's drive thru does the least impressive thing possible to land a date. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
There are several reasons to celebrate today. Drink some hot booze, learn morse code and write a poem about fragrant urine.
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady discuss what kind of museum they would open, ear wax, constipation and then do sloppy endorsements.
The gang talks about the best invention of all time, the Bangles, Bonnie Tyler and High School Musical.
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6F4JxMFFy1AFfF9MYqGAGw
A woman gets dangerous at a store and gets squishy with some poo. Was she Drunk, High or Crazy?
Mikey, Bonnie and Ron from Perks discuss a range of topics and we learn that men are simple and at any given point are probably thinking about booze.
It's almost Christmas and Mikey shares a story about getting high first thing in the morning.
Mikey went to the hospital because he felt like a rabid dog was about to escape his colon.
What was Bonnie's first impression of Mikey?
What would be your last meal?
What are your feelings about Bungees and Sharks?
A man is arrested for making ______________
A woman's _______________ is bitten off by a guinea pig
Lawyers for ________________ are now a thing
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady play a round of MAKE OUT, MARRY or MURDER.
Originally aired 12/07/21
People are excited to tell Mikey about naked people. Mikey gets excited talking about them.
Random questions and honest answers from B92.1's Mikey & The Mrs
Originally aired 11/30/21
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady play a round of Fake News or News News and learn about Armadillos, Leprosy and dead elephants.
A man robs a waffle house and forgets a key part of his plan. Was he drunk, high or crazy?
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady discuss the important things in life, like taking naps, Brad Pitt's glistening torso, and of course Gal Gadort.
There's a double standard when it comes to underpants and Mikey & The Mrs explore this topic in detail.
We asked the audience "What could you do or say that would ruin Thanksgiving Dinner with your family?" We got some great responses and cringy stories. Enjoy this episode with a loved one.
A guy named Mike hears the word of God and has to take on the US Military all by himself. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
We try to find out how well we know Mady with a game of B92.1's YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
Aired 11/18/21
Chantel calls in while riding a horse on the freeway(?) to take on the B92.1 Gee Whiz Pop Quiz! Originally Aired 11-18-21
Bonnie's infidelities are brought to light and Mikey wonders why they're even married anymore. FUN FACT: He also gets overly dramatic about things that barely matter.
God Himself shows up to the grocery store to bless people who never asked for it. Was the almighty...Drunk, High or Crazy?
Mikey wonders if he's a narcissist, so naturally he spends a ton of time talking about HIMSELF. Sheesh.
Natalie Madsen(Studio C, JK Studios,Freelancers) joins Mikey & The Mrs to talk about the new season of FREELANCERS, Angel Studios, and her enthusiastic love for Costco.
A man walks into a house and makes some spaghetti, and makes himself WAAAAAAAY too much at home. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Mikey, Bonnie and Mady go head to head to head in a B92.1 Brain Fart!
Originally aired 10/26/21
Sage the Yoga teacher takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute!
Originally aired 10/22/2021
Ahoy there! A man is caught setting fire to the road and acting like a Pirate. Was he Drunk, High(seas) or Crazy?
Mikey was talking to a couple who are about to get married, and they owe it all to crime.
We play a round of think-fast nonsense we call the B92.1 BRAIN FART!
Originally aired 10/11/21
We discuss who we would like to make out with, marry or murder.
Originally Aired 9/30/2021
B92.1's Fill In The Blankety Blank News!
Gordon Ramsey's Favorite Dish? What's the next Shortage? What City is Most Neighborly?
Rachael the boss lady takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute!
Originally aired September 10th 2021
Southern Utah has seen their share of ruined weddings. Here are a few of your stories.
We read your confessions on the radio and absolve you of your sins!
Originally aired 9/9/21
A Trucker decides to "Have It Your Way" and makes a huge mistake. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
A man is faced with a difficult conversation so he handles it in the worst way possible.
We asked you to tell us what makes your family WEIRD, and suddenly we don't feel so alone...
Real laws around the world. We talk about Nuclear explosions and proper etiquette for drunken Scotsmen.
Originally Aired 8/24/21
A man sees Donald Trump on TV and can't keep back his anger. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Ron and Lori from Perks Espresso & Smoothies join us for a round of B92.1's Brain Fart!
Bonnie got Mikey a box to organize his pills, and he suddenly felt very old. What was your "Pill Box Moment"?
Being Married means sharing in the beautiful life moments together. Y'know. Like when you have to make your dog throw up.
Special 4th of July Edition of the B921 Hundred Dollar Minute! Originally aired on 07/02/2021
Mikey meets a guy bowling who made a wager with his wife. We fear he's gonna get killed.
Sometimes Spotify has a way of suggesting a song you never asked for. Such is the case with Taco Spaghetti by Parry Gripp.
YouTube is a wasteland of talentless crap. We asked you to tell us which channels your family loves, but you can't stand.
Mikey got the MVP Treatment at SportClips and got really close to making a woman feel very, very uncomfortable.
Our 6-year old daughter has a habit of touching people inappropriately. #harveyweinstein
Mikey & Bonnie have a heated argument and it somehow gets on the topic of Sesame Street and a weird call from a Therapist.
Today is Mikey & Bonnie's 17 Year Anniversary! The happy couple shares 17 things they've learned about one another over the years.
Mikey finds himself dealing with a problem and winds up looking like a crack addict. #bluemouth
Mikey pulls food out of the trash can and eats it. He doesn't see a problem. What do you think?
Originally broadcast on 04/19/2021. Wanna be a contestant? apply here: https://b921hits.com/contest/hundred-dollar-minute
Triple The Dumb-A's! Three people who deserve to be recognized for their amazing achievements in dumbassery.
Mikey becomes worried that his neighbors consider him a creep. Not that they're WRONG...
Stephen from St. George takes on the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute!
Originally aired on 04/07/21
What if companies were more honest with their slogans? Bonnie quizzes Mikey & Mady to see if they can guess what company our made-up HONEST slogans belong to!
Mikey & The Mrs talk about the little things that make their kids weird. But in a good way...?
Turns out strapping a child to the hood of your car is looked down upon in some states.
A Guy refuses to put on a mask while on a flight, then takes it to the next disgusting level.
A guy on Reddit wants a STAR WARS wedding but the Bride is not having it. What should be done?
An employee quits his job, claiming a "toxic work environment". To respond, the boss does something that just proves it.
A man drives through a police barricade in his underpants. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
More pickup lines in Mady's Tinder DMs. Which ones are most impressive? Let's Find Out.
Originally Aired March 11th 2021
When your kid tells you to come to the backyard for "An Amazing Show" it's safe to say someone's gonna wind up injured.
A plastic surgeon decides to attend his Zoom court appearance and the most inappropriate time possible.
A man tries to hide from police, and then gets knocked out several times. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
It's not awesome when your kids point out the obvious when it comes to your enormous butt.
Ever feel like your friends are Saks Fifth Avenue but you're Wal-Mart? We talk about it.
We delve into the weird and charming underbelly of the internet known as Mady's Tinder inbox.
B92.1's Totally Real Horoscopes with a special surprise Horoscope for Mady the Intern!
music by Peter Gundry
We only endorse things that are awesome. Here's a batch of some weird stuff that floats our boats and fills our twinkies.
This song is OUR FREAKING JAM. Today we examine the deep lyrics of modern poets BTS and their cerebral masterpiece "Dynamite".
A woman is pulled over and she tries to eat her own clothes. Was she Drunk, High or Crazy?
We find out what the latest Tinder Creeps are saying to Mady the intern, and Bonnie wants a SUGAR DADDY.
What mean things did you do to your siblings and vice versa? Mikey & Mady the intern read some of your stories.
We learn all sorts of new slang words in a desperate attempt to be cool. We got pretty chuffed up.
Mady the intern reads her most recent DMs from her Tinder account, and we all give praise to Tinder Jesus.
Would you rather
A) Smell like poop but not know it
or
B) Constantly smell poop in the air, but nobody else would?
This and other life changing questions on WOULD YOU RATHER?
What's the opposite of a pick up line? Saying something that kills the mood. Mikey & The Mrs discuss what works for them.
Mikey learns that it's important to remember your wife when getting cheap crap at the arcade.
Are you a problem drinker and need a reason to celebrate? We got you fam. Here are some stupid holidays for you to celebrate.
There's a Grinch in town leaving presents that NOBODY wanted. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy? -Mikey & The Mrs Show
We play a round of B92.1's BRAIN FART! And we wind up getting offended and trying to figure out how money management could be arousing.
When the hotel doesn't have breakfast, it's best to complain by committing a series of felonies.
We review laws around the world to keep you from going to jail, and discuss the practicality of Ninjas in Flip Flops.
How well does Ron know Mikey? How well does Lori know Bonnie? Can Mikey burp on cue? Find out!
A Man catches his wife in the act of hugging an imaginary boyfriend and LOSES IT. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Original Air Date: 11/18/2020
Mikey & The Mrs play a game of YOU DON'T KNOW ME to see how well they really know each other.
Originally broadcast 11/12/2020
A Woman is arrested, and she tries to call for help. Will no celebrities come to her aid?!
Listener Samantha tries her luck at the B92.1 Hundred Dollar Minute. Originally broadcast 10/16/2020
A Dad sees demons in the middle of the night and recruits the kids. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Watermelon Sugar High
Watermelon Sugar High
Watermelon Sugar High
I think you got the hang of it now.
If you have irreconcilable differences regarding a chicken sandwich, is that a reason to get a divorce?
Randi from St. George takes a gamble with the bonus Double Or Nothing Question. Will it pay off?
Katy Perry(who we love dearly) makes an interesting video that makes us question her mental state.
A Woman is found with her lady bits super-glued shut. It gets weirder from there. WTF?!!!!
A man crashes into a house and tells the cops the dog was driving. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Mikey & Bonnie's Daughter gets the idea to destroy a phone with a hammer. Things don't go well.
We play BRAIN FART and Mady gets the impression that Mikey wants to do something VERY inappropriate.
We found a magazine from the 1950's telling women how to find a Husband. We impart this wisdom onto Mady The Intern.
A Man is Found at the bank terrorizing customers while wearing ladies underthings. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Would you rather tell someone their baby is ugly, or their spouse is ugly? This scenario and more are discussed.
A naked guy is running around the motel claiming to be Batman. Is he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Bonnie pulls a prank and it doesn't go over well. Everyone winds up feeling like crap. GOOD TIMES!
How many would YOU have gotten right? To be a contestant, text the word PLAY to (435) 635-2921
Mikey lost a bet, and now he has to write and perform a love poem for Bonnie on the Radio.
Mady the Intern squares off against her mom in a battle of wits. Who will come out on top?!
Mikey found a list of things women find sexy. He tests Bonnie and Mady the Intern to see if they're true.
Mikey & The Mrs discuss with Mady the horrible things they would be willing to do for $1,000,000.
A man beats up a Pastor in front of his congregation at the park. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Would you rather secrete Ketchup or sharpen pencils in your nose?
We discuss this and other important issues.
A naked man resembling Danny DeVito is found standing in the rain. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Umbilical Cords, Diarrhea, Lie Detectors and Government enforced mating. Let's talk about that.
Mikey & The Mrs embarass their children with public displays of affection. Well that and Sand Penises at the Beach.
Every time Mikey rings a doorbell, he feels the compulsion to put on a show for the camera.
Mikey & Bonnie use listener submitted pick up lines to see if they would work on Mady the Intern!
On TV, people go to great lengths to cover their crimes. Mikey & The Mrs discuss if they are smart enough to kill.
Sure, Mady the intern never once asked for help, nor did she say she WANTED a boyfriend. But Mikey & The Mrs do their best to find Mady's Soulmate. They discuss what she's looking for, all without ever asking her.
One listener wrote to us-
Dear Mikey & The Mrs,
"My Wife loves to cook. Problem is, she is TERRIBLE at it. I want to be supportive, but it's getting harder to eat her meals and pretend they're good. How do I tell her the food is bad and still be a supportive husband? - "David" in St. George.
We try to help.
A man claiming to be Jesus, God and Satan walks into a Toyota dealership and causes a problem. Was he/they Drunk, High or Crazy?
So apparently "Cucumber Milking" is a thing and yes its just as dirty sounding as you think it is.
We play Bed, Wed or Dead with Mady the intern, and Mikey & The Mrs guess what the other will say.
Based on the game sold here: https://www.amazon.com/Dead-Game-Dirty-Decisions-Card/dp/B01GZ496ZE
When Mikey sees Bonnie(The Mrs) changing clothes, he has to say something. Is your hubby the same way?
It's Star Wars Day! How well do you know the movies? And what day of the year do 79% of adults make love?
A woman is turned down for break-up sex, and everybody is kung fu fighting.
Domestic violence is no joke! If you are experiencing any behavior like those depicted in this podcast, please go to https://www.thehotline.org/help/
Florida Woman fills Easter eggs with porn just to brighten everyone's Day.
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/flagler-county/flagler-county-woman-placed-400-pamphlets-porn-filled-easter-eggs-strangers-mailboxes-deputies-say/KZTD4H347VEFTP4LMJZH3FY23E/
Is Mikey addicted to social media? He says he's just normal. What do you think? (435) 635-2921
Put to music, it's one of the greatest songs ever. Without the music...not so much. From B92.1's Mikey & The Mrs Show
A man is pulled over who is completely naked except for some tightly wound string. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Florida Man is hiding some drugs where the sun don't shine. But what he does next is NEXT LEVEL.
Mikey & The Mrs ask their 5-year old to explain what we need to do about the Corona Virus.
Mikey lost a bit so now he's gotta sing to strangers. video here: https://youtu.be/G56jnBdm0H8
A man walks into an IHOP at 3am and asks people to look at his Genitals. Was he drunk, high or crazy?
This is live radio. We don't know who's gonna call. For example, a lady who says she's a fart expert. Enjoy.
We asked you what song would be playing over and over in HELL? Here are your most common answers.
Florida Man tries to get out of a DUI charge by introducing another one! https://www.tampabay.com/news/crime/2020/02/20/florida-man-arrested-for-fourth-dui-tells-cops-just-how-high-he-is-deputies-say/
It's like F--- Marry Kill, but suitable for the radio. To get the home game, find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Dead-Game-Dirty-Decisions-Card/dp/B01GZ496ZE
Mikey is getting coached ( https://www.turningleafwellnesscenter.com ) on how to eat like a normal person and it's giving him a lot of stress.
Does Bonnie eat your boogers? What do you wear to bed? These listener questions and others are answered on the air just for you!
Behold. The poetry and majesty of the Biebs. Subscribe to B92.1's Mikey & The Mrs Show Podcast and hear more fun stuff!
Mikey loses a bet, and has to say something to his Mother-in-law that makes him very uncomfortable.
A man steals a mail truck and causes all kinds of problems. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
A naked man is found in the mud threatening dogs and making bird noises. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Cody gives his best shot and puts it all on the line with a bonus double-or-nothing bet. Will it pay off for him?
When robbing a bank, it's important to plan ahead. And invest in scissors. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-51154331
A survey reveals what fetishes are most searched for in each state. We can't mention most of them on the air, but here's a map: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0012/0927/0336/files/Fetish_Map-01_87ccc26a-7df5-4edb-865f-f40bae7cd2ca_1024x1024.png?v=1579271115
Mikey is proud of his sexual prowess. Bonnie has a thing with her feet. This extra long episode gets a bit personal.
Mikey & The Mrs invite our intern Mady from Michigan to read the DMs she's received from creeps on Tinder.
The one where Florida Man finds out what happens when he sets off a firecracker in the car.
Mikey gets his panties in a bunch over Star Wars and relates it to when he cracks jokes about Jesus.
Ron and Lori from Perks join us to guess our way through current events. It's possible Ron has a problem.
We uploaded a full show because why not. Is this a good idea? Do you prefer shorter clips? send us an email at mikeyandthemrs@gmail.com!
Behold the majesty and deep lyrics of this holiday Classic
Dumpster fires and public urination. You know what that means... It's B921's Drunk, High or Crazy.
We delve into the genius poetry set to music known as You Make Me Feel by Cobra Starship.
What is okay and what's not okay for a married couple? Mikey & Bonnie take a test to find out.
Mikey tries to perform an English Accent for a commercial but realizes he doesn't know what the &^%$ he's doing.
Florida Man takes matters into his own hands to stop the DEEP STATE from spying on him.
We asked you on Facebook to ruin a date with one sentence. Here are some of your responses.
Finding the face of Jesus in your toast is so last year. Now finding the face of the greatest rock vocalist who ever lived on your PORK CHOP? That's a MIRACLE.
Bonnie finds a video on her phone of her 4 year old singing a song about the dog, Darla. Mikey makes a remix to see if it gets to #1 on the charts.
A man claiming to be Michael Jackson walks around naked and shoplifts at an adult novelty store.
Was "hee hee" Drunk, High or Crazy?
We asked you the listener: What are the 4 words every woman wants to hear?
Y'all are weird.
A Man is caught doing things we can't talk about on the radio. And at the same time, you somehow know EXACTLY what we're talking about.
Mikey & The Mrs have a special treat for their daughter on her birthday. PAUL MCCARTNEY of The Beatles!!
Mikey & Bonnie sucked some helium and then re-created a scene from TITANIC. It was really stupid. Enjoy.
Mikey & The Mrs try a brand new segment where they get personal about their differences and try not to stab each other.
We asked you what your favorite ice cream flavor was and somehow wound up talking about getting injured in the nuts.
Who is your celebrity hall pass? Mikey thought it would be okay to have Bonnie get with a celebrity, but she says something that rattles him a bit.
Amazon records all your voice commands. Mikey & The Mrs play some of their archived home recordings on the air.
Nothing shows how woke you are quite like getting offended. Here's what the internet is getting offended by today. #b921TriggerWarning
"The Rainbow King" does some handstands and makes a bomb threat. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Bonnie gives Mikey a quiz about Hollywood Legends and it turns out He's a gullible idiot.
Finally a segment about self improvement you can use...to break the law and cause mayhem with loved ones.
source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnethicalLifeProTips
We asked our audience what are some things that are weird that they find sexy. We have some great answers.
Finally some life advice you can use. Special Thanks to r/unethicallifeprotips on reddit.
A Conversation about AS SEEN ON TV products and getting ripped off. Mikey makes a disclosure he immediately regrets mentioning.
A guy invites friends over to eat his amputated leg. Mikey and Bonnie disagree on this being a fun thing to do.
source: https://rare.us/rare-life/food-and-drink/amputated-foot-tacos/
"I'm going to make sushi out of your liver and chopsticks out of your hand bones." - Weirdo Of The Week
Los Angeles has opened a museum of disgusting food. We talk about it. And almost vomit.
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Sasquatch Erotica, Poop Bags and Bras for Drunks.
Happy Holidays.
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Don't leave this lady alone with your lamps. B92.1's Mikey & The Mrs/St. George Utah
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6425317/Woman-engaged-CHANDELIER-gets-tattoo-partner-dreams-arm.html
Oooh Oooh Ooh wishin for you.
Deep stuff, man.
B92.1's Stupid Lyrics Theater by Mikey & The Mrs
Mikey tells a story about a modern-day preacher who's mouth was writing miracle checks his body couldn't cash.
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Mikey's Totally Real Horoscopes 11/29/18
music by Peter Gundry https://petergundry.bandcamp.com/
We asked our listeners what they consider to be the most annoying Christmas songs. Here's what you mentioned.
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A Woman crashes a Funeral and is looking to party. Was she Drunk, High or Crazy?
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A Man on a flight decides to make himself waaaaaaaay too comfortable. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
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The news can be really horrible. Good thing we have happy Music!
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A man sees tiny clowns in his apartment and chases them with a shotgun. But why? Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
We play a brand new game, B921's NOOKIE FOR COOKIES and we get a little more than we asked for.
Bask in the deep deep lyrics of the modern masterpiece: GDFR by Flo Rida. It's going down for real.
It's the game where nobody wins! B92.1's "I'm Sorry That's Not The Answer We Were Looking For"!
A man is on top of a car trying to surf and playing peekaboo.
Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Kanye West is clearly operating on another level. We read his most recent tweets so dum dums like us can catch up.
A pastor is found in a car with a naked man who is bound in rope.
But wait. He can totally explain.
A man in China has a bad day when he gets his arm stuck in a toilet going after his phone.
A man is arrested for assault and claims to be married to Taylor Swift. Is he Drunk, High or Crazy?
Bonnie Lost her voice, so we decided to make a game at her expense. hooray for public humiliation!
In an effort to appeal to our core demographic of hot moms, we introduce a new feature designed to get them hot and bothered. In the way they really want to be.
Apparently there is a scientific method to figure out how good your butt looks. Bonnie takes the test.
A man decides there is very little difference between a self checkout register and a toilet. But why? He must have been either Drunk, High or Crazy.
This week we delve into the deep well of genius that is Fifth Harmony's Masterpiece: "Work".
Ashley from Daylight Donuts joins us for another round of Fake News Or News News 08-17-17
Mikey's Totally Real Horoscopes for August 16th 2017. Or for whenever you hear them. Music by Peter Gundry.
We take a survey and get overly personal about why Bonnie isn't interested in having sexytime with Mikey
We get Nic from the request show to read our hate mail. It's not so bad when it's done sexy.
A local guy in St. George sells a ring on Facebook, and tells a story to make you go "awww".
We found some dating sites that are...specialized? Anyway, there's a lid for every pot, and we are here to help.
We find out what news is fake and what news is real. Special Thanks to Local artist Brett Menzie for composing our theme song!
We found some weird stuff people do at County Fairs and thought we'd suggest them to the people organizing the Washington County Fair.
Nude Sunbathing, Illigal Immigrants and a whipped cream explosion. All this and more on B92.1's Fake News or News News!
A man is found wearing a clown mask and shooting things from a garage. Drunk, High or Crazy?
Alex Jones believes NASA is sending children to Mars in order to be sex slaves. This is why he's an idiot.
We look at local craigslist classifieds to bring you the finest in Fathers' Day gifts. Lightly used.
A woman is running from someone trying to kill her. Who is it? The answer may surprise you.
Toot Toot! A man tries to escape a ninja and boards a yacht. But why? He must have been either Drunk, High or Crazy!
A man dares the judge to give him a tougher sentance. Things goe EXACTLY as you'd think they would.
A man breaks into a house completely naked and does something nasty with a Shop-Vac. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
The boss still hates our show. It apparently needs to be "Safer" and more centered around Gardening tips. Do you agree? Send a text message to (435) 767-1494
The Dumb A Of The Day puts a live eel in his butt. Things go exactly how you think they would.
A man has racist hallucinations and shoots himself in the crotch. Was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
A man travels from the future to steal a handful of chicken and bacon from an Arby's. Was he drunk, high or crazy??
If you're going to do that to yourself in public, don't go to the same place twice in one night. #themoreyouknow
Man wins award. Man thanks wife. Man thanks his mistress. Then watches his life flash before his eyes because he's an idiot.
Man means to text his hitman, but texts his boss instead. In horrible, very specific incriminating detail.
Attend the tale of the man who made sweet love to an ATM Machine. Was he drunk, high or crazy? Listen and find out.
A man is found in the wrong home wearing fishnets and a purple G-String. We do know something is wrong. But what we need to find out, is was he Drunk, High or Crazy?
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Try not to shed a tear at these incredibly deep lyrics.
Originally Broadcast February 2017 Mikey & The Mrs KXBN Today's Hit Music B92.1FM St. George, Utah
Wanna watch some sweet potty action? Why not hide in a giant septic tank full of human waste? Our Pervert Hall Of Fame.
A man is jumping into traffic and apparently thinks he's BATMAN. But is he Drunk, High or Crazy?
We delve into the deep depths of poetic beauty that is BOOM BOOM POW.
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Mikey asks Bonnie about how she would prefer to be cheated on. Mikey comes to the wrong conclusion.
"If you are a feminist, but not a vegan, you are confused on what a feminist is". Getting offended gets attention, so lets give them what they want.
Man breaks into home, holds a toddler and thinks it's a little person. Drunk, High or Stupid?
Florida man is caught looking up the skirt of shoppers at Wal-Mart. Like, on his hands and knees. Who does that?!
Skid Marks, Inappropriate activities with the Golden Girls, Thanksgiving and Bathroom Hygiene.
We start a new segment: FETISH OF THE WEEK. This week's fetish is BURPING. Yes it's real, and yes we checked it out.
Looking for a church? Want to get bug spray shot into your eyes? Well, we have the perfect congregation for you!
5 things couples fight most about. Mikey & Bonnie give examples of how they fight over these things because they apparently have no sense of boundaries when discussing things on the air.
Ezekiel 4:1-16
Ezekiel is commanded to lie on the ground for a year and eat food cooked over human feces for no good reason whatsoever.
Rude diners in South Carolina tell their server a woman's place is in the kitchen and her husband has the right to cheat on her because...well...Jesus?
Horoscopes 10/19/2016. Vomit, Colonoscopies and your mom's underwear.
Music by Peter Gundry
Horoscopes 10/05/2016: Pornographic Pez Dispensers, Dingleberries and more.
Music by Peter Gundry
Bonnie talks about a guy who works a hole for god. Bonnie accuses Mikey of having a dirty mind.
More of your Horoscopes that are totally real and stuff.
Music by the incomparable Mr. Peter Gundry.
Brother Mikey tells the tale of a talking donkey in the Bible. Reference: Numbers, Chapter 22.
Corporate gives more suggestions that are supposed to be kept confidential. He doesn't like boobs or turds, but thinks all women love The Bachelor.
The stars spell out your future of incest, herpes, heroin and getting to second base. Aired 09/07/2016
Music by Peter Gundry
Corporate has been listening and they don't like what they hear. They suggest changes in a confidential memo that Mikey and Bonnie read aloud on the air. That's a Suitcase of Baloney!!!
Onan sleeps with his sister in law, but pulls out of the garage last minute. People die. #tendermercies
Mikey has a game to keep him entertained at Church, but Bonnie doesn't like it very much.
The song is good--The lyrics are stupid. This is Stupid Lyrics Theater from Mikey and The Mrs on B92.1FM
Brother Mikey tells the story of how God killed thousands of people with Hemorrhoids. 1 Samuel, Chapter 5.
Brother Mikey shares another spirit-filled story of inspiration from the scriptures. Genesis 19: 30-38
In an effort to class up the show, Mikey tells a Bible Story. Then gets a lot of hate mail.
Mikey's wife BONNIE joins us for Comedy Corner, Entertainment News and The Dumb-A of the day.
Our sultry co-worker Brandi Honey is back with more words that will turn you on n' stuff.
Brandi Honey is back with a new list of words that aren't sexy but she makes them sexy. These words will make you pop a clutch.
This is Mikey's favorite Comedy Corner to date, and Dez's least favorite. Like Lincoln in a theater, you're about to get your mind BLOWN. Too soon?
If anyone knows about being POOR, its Dez and Mikey! Have no fear we are here to save the day! Lets share a few great ideas from our kitchen to yours!
Our Co-Worker Brandi Honey (yes, that's her real name) demonstrates her sexy voice saying non-sexy words. Wasn't her idea, but man we're glad she did it anyway.
This is perhaps the dumbest person we have ever discussed in the history of the show. He's just...wow.
Mikey communes once again with the Universe to give you your totally real horoscopes.
Passive-Aggressively.
Woman offers sexual favors in exchange for a trip to Harry Potter theme park. But she's not a slut...
This is what happens when Mikey gets hopped up on Red Bull and Oreos. Crap got pretty weird.
Our boss comes into the studio to play a game with Dez. As always, our boss is horrible man.
Dez and Mikey play 1-2-3 GO using nasty gooey stuff for healthy people who have lost all common sense.
Mikey has the ladies from United Hairlines & Serenity Spa in the studio to rip out his nose hair. Hilarity ensues.
By far, this is the worst one we have endured to date. Unbelievably painful. Do not try this at home.
Mikey's Horoscopes, We talk about how stupid the Apple Watch is, Weather like a Yoga teacher, and a girl is banished to the woods for eating a forbidden pop-tart.
KSL Salt Lake's Meteorologist Grant Weyman notices Mikey's an idiot and calls the show, We do 2 Different Weather Styles, and talk about the Homoerotic nature of Top Gun.
Today's Highlights in 3 parts:
1) Our boss wants Mikey to be a Brony 2) Horoscopes gone violent 3) Mikey notices a little preferential treatment
All pilots talk exactly the same. In this clip, we demonstrate exactly how a pilot would pick up on women in the lounge. It's kinda gross, but we know that's the way you like it.
We found a photo of Hall And Oates and couldn't stop talking about it all morning. View the photo HERE: http://pajamasandcoffee.com/files/2013/03/Hall-and-Oates.jpeg
Dez and Mikey find a married guy who wants to get with another married woman at church, and another guy who wants to do things far too filthy to read on-air without serious editing.
Dez and Mikey venture into the world of raw fish and oil. 85% sure that poop was consumed.