Important Malarkey: Recent Episodes
Linc and Trent
A father and son on a journey to understand each other and the rest of the world, and believe us, they get so weird! BE READY TO SQUIRT MILK OUT YOUR NOSE..... unless you don’t drink milk! Located and recorded in Fort Wayne, Indiana!
There are so many useful and useless things that we should be teaching the youth of today……… once again, nobody is reading this… you know what’s gross? Brussel sprouts!
What’s weirder than catching rats for money…… you’re just going to have to listen and find out, because it gets weird! No one is reading this…. So…. Trent smells!
If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose? Drowning in Mountain Dew, being hugged to death, drinking too much caffeine, or something weirder? Don’t let us know @importantmalarkey
Today we celebrate, answer some fan questions, and play a game where we guess which one of us said weirder things in previous episodes!
Trent tries to explain why he is the way that he is, and Linc blows up! Also aliens attacked us and stole our spaghetti, no one is reading this, so I can type whatever I want…. Walrus!
Today Trent and Linc discuss which sense makes them fear the most. Which do you fear most? Sight, smell, taste, hearing, or touch?
Don’t tell us what you think, don’t follow us on Instagram @importantmalarkey nobody usually does anyway. Who even reads this?
Our first ever guest, Sam, is here to help us make a more confusing version of English. It’s like pig Latin but not anything like pig Latin because it’s way more complicated and difficult to get the hang of! You’re probably not reading this, but if you are… hi!
Is laziness actually the key to being super productive? Today we dive into laziness and dirtier out if there even is a such thing!
Opposite Day has always been a interesting and weird joke that confuses everybody, but how could we make it something to actually celebrate and still stay mentally sane? Find out I’m this episode of, we make something way more confusing then it actually should be… I mean, Important Malarkey!
We had our first ever guest for this episode! Join Linc, Trent, and Jacob as they discuss why we need to be able to communicate with animals!
Linc is convinced that he invented time travel, but his memory had been wiped. Trent once again thinks that Linc is too weird for him! If you had a time machine, where would you go? Tag us on Instagram @importantmalarkey and tell us!
Did we just make a movie? Pretty much! Tag us on Instagram @importantmalarkey to tell us your favorite horror movie!
What if you had your own country? What would the laws be? What would your military be like? What do you call your money? Let us know @importantmalarkey on Instagram
Can we use our natural human gasses to power our electronics? Let’s find out! Follow us on Instagram @importantmalarkey
What would our ZA plan be? Find out, and it gets weird!!! Follow us on Instagram @importantmalarkey and let us know what you would do if the zombie apocalypse happened today!
This is by far the dumbest episode we have done so far! If you can understand it all... YOU WIN!
Trent and Linc venture into the world of apps that don’t exist, BUT SHOULD! If you could invent an app, what would it be and why? Let us know on Instagram @importantmalarkey
We turned one of our weirdest episode intros into an entire episode! What foods do you associate with each color?
If we could change our names? What would it be and why? You’ll have to listen and find out, because I already forget what I said - Linc
Trent grew up on a farm. Linc may or may not have had a frog/toad pet. What even is a pet?
Trent walks Linc through a discussion about the way that humans talk. Why do we call things the words that we call them? Why do some of us pronounce words differently? LINC DISCOVERS A RIDICULOUS SECRET THAT TRENT HAS KEPT FROM HIM FOR 22 YEARS!
Trent and Linc talk about some of their favorite slang terms. Then Linc quizzes Trent on current and Victorian slang terminology. Lastly, the duo create their own slang term!
Linc used to want to be a spy, but what does it cost? What do you need to do to be a spy? What weird gadgets would we use?
Linc gets Trent started on a wild journey about marketing a product that doesn’t need to be sold, and then complains the entire time.
Linc and Trent take a dive into Trent’s mind to come up with a brand new restaurant concept! Boy, does it get weird!
What does it take to become a news anchor? What would make our made up station better than all of the others? The answer is..... in this episode.
We come up with a cartoon kid show from scratch, and yes.... it’s about steak! Please enjoy!
Today Trent asks Linc about candy and his opinions on how some brands become successful! As always, the conversation just gets pretty silly!
Linc and Trent try to learn what a podcast is and how to differentiate theirs from everyone else’s!