My Crummy Teen Poetry: Recent Episodes
Eric Peter Schwartz and Daniel Schwartz
Each episode Eric Peter Schwartz and his son, Daniel Schwartz, take apart some of Eric's horrible teenage poetry.
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The last MCTP for 2019 and it's a doozy. A tale of horror and echo-location.
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Before you click "play", ready yourself for this one. No really. Take a breath and have a drink. The poem that could end the Schwartz bloodline. #supervirgin
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Behold the molten excitement sneeze of fireworks. #glitterbathbomb
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Young Eric is looking for someone to point the finger at for his... um... yeah... that part is unclear. Analyze the love!!
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In this episode, watch your fingers! You might cut yourself on all this edge. Drugs, I guess. Not listening to Nancy Reagan. Finally... archeologists?
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In this episode - something in Eric's past made him want to strip to the buff and confess in his maker's face. His maker, we are sure, didn't appreciate the gesture.
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Woah man! Dig this trip... I guess. I was a doughy, suburban coward... trying to be William S. Burroughs. Yeah... not so much. "#glossyorbs
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Eric at his virgin teen judgiest. A total a-hole who believed television that all teen parties were sinful Roman orgies. #theflowing
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All we are trying to do is "keep you from the low". Have a vomit bag ready.Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetry
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This episode... anybody can write a love song, except me, apparently.
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The earliest of the poems so far. A set of potential song lyrics about... um... being an action movie star... I guess. Maybe a thriller. Whatever it was, it was direct to video. Day and night swirl with no apparent reason. #satansface
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Oh... how edgy Eric was. Charles Manson... The Beatles. Red flag. Poetry with intent to do harm.
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In this episode, a strange, bad, passive-aggressive declaration of... love?
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Today... a well-worn cliche... DIES!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com
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In this episode... history class looms large and lops off someone's head. Also, how do you add sound effects in a poem? Find out. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mycrummyteenpoetryDanny's music: https://sourthrash.bandcamp.comEric's music: https://www.epschwartz.com