Skippy Can't Sleep: Recent Episodes
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Skippy shares what keeps him up at night, one rant at a time. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes serious, but always 100% unscripted.
Opening Theme "Glasshouse Ridin'" courtesy of Big Brother Jake. You can find all of his music at bigbrotherjake.bandcamp.com.
Skippy rants about his first temporary Twitter ban, ever. It only took eighteen years, folks. Caution: Mildly adult language and content--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
In which Skippy shares a true story in a feeble attempt to convince you to read.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Random thoughts to begin the show, followed by 45 minutes worth of political rant that Skippy has kept bottled for quite some time.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy talks about a strange new cheeseburger being sold overseas, recalls his one and only time in a wave pool, lashes out at people who rank things, and briefly talks politics.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy recalls a joke his nine year old self wrote. Yes, really.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy has decided to stop being asleep politically. He's not woke. He's awake.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy can't sleep, so he's back with a random hodge podge of silly news headlines.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy wishes his mom, and Krysta, and mothers everywhere a Happy Mother's Day.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy takes an uncensored, humorous look at the news. No, not that news. This news.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
An abbreviated, mildly humourous rant about the state of the world, centered around a true story about a child's bizarre snacking habits.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy rants about the importance of free speech.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
On the aforementioned Black Friday podcast, every take is marked down! Skippy rants about Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Christmas, the needless cold, parade etiquette, Cleveland sports, food deliveries, and random weirdos with unexplained obsessions with Lady Gaga. #Cavs #Browns #Guardians #Buckeyes #Lakers #LittleMonsters--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy rants about people starting Christmas before Veterans Day, and others who mutilate the famous carols.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy returns to the dark and dreary house where ugly things occurred, and begins getting potentially earthshaking answers to questions. #ghosts #paranormal--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Skippy begins Season 3 with the first of a series of true ghost stories from his life, and leaves open the door for more to this one.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/skipdazip/message
Many years after hanging up his Captain's hat, the Skipper tries out some new cheesy captain jokes, this time about the Kentucky Derby Congressman.
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Skippy, bit tongue and all, rants incoherently on the tremendous resigning of Jose Ramirez, and why that doesn't absolve Paul Dolan of anything, rather it renews expectations for the ball club. #MLB #Cleveland #Guardians #Indians
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Beginning Year 3 of the podcast with a rant about LeBron James, and why it is neither possible nor sensible to expect him to return to the Cavs.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Skippy shares a quick story of a bizarre pseudo-cursing moment, reminiscent of his mom.
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Skippy leaves the politics out and gets a little more introspective. Also, a Browns vs. Chargers game review, and a mystery to be solved.
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Skippy breaks his rules again to vent briefly about the unbearable lies and distractions appearing in the news.
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Warning: NSFW! Skippy breaks his own rules to speak his mind in an emotional, fact and curse word laden rant. Not for the sensitive who are easily triggered or offended. You have been warned.
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The short, true story of the day Skippy decided to finally get some sleep.
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Skippy gives a few updates, then tells some more old jokes for your amusement.
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Skippy tells a joke, debuts a new opening song, rants about food and fashion exploration, reminds people that the 4th of July is Independence Day, remembers fallen Cleveland Monsters star goalie Matiss Kivlenieks, and then to lighten the mood, tells the true stories of the Lobster Lady and the Dog Man.
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In which Skippy rants about it being too hot, and tells the bizarre true story of an attempt to beat the heat.
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Skippy literally can't sleep, so he rants about a curious car chase near Los Angeles that has left him with a great many questions and few answers.
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Skippy is back with Season Two of Skippy Can't Sleep. Today's short episode is, as always, a true story. (Please excuse the ambient noise of the fan, it's really hot.)
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The Browns beat the Steelers two weeks in a row, so it's time for an old fashioned gloatfest. Just a little one.
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Announcing that a new podcast is in the words with Skippy and his friends Zachary Martin and Kevin Gillman. Coming soon to an unlawful curfew near you!
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Skippy is back, and he has facts on his side. Listen to this fact-filled rant about Ohio's governor and his controversial tweet, if you have the courage.
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Skippy offers a nonpartisan commentary, free of talking points or twisted statistics.
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The official Roastmaster General of the Ben Maller Show cracks the mic to crack jokes on one Jeffrey Toobin, who didn't keep it in his trousers. Note: these are JOKES, not facts, reporting, or verifiable allegations. If you wish to know the true gritty details, kindly look elsewhere. This is merely for the sake of humour!
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In an all-Cleveland Browns rant episode, Skippy says "Puh!" to the loss, but further expresses his distaste for the "sky is falling" radio he predicts is coming Monday morning.
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Skippy has a whole lot to say in this, his longest and perhaps most controversial episode yet.
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Skippy talks baseball, hockey, football, the election, blueberry muffin flatbread, and other fine topics.
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On a slow news day in Cleveland, Skippy avoids politics by talking Penguins hockey and the origins of the little skillet.
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Has Skippy mentioned he hates cancer? It takes another brilliant musician. Also, he takes on a certain team owner and their sycophants.
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Skippy talks about the Browns win over the Cowboys, and shares a very personal story from his day.
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Skippy talks about President Trump and several other noteworthy virus positives in the news, and wonders what it all means.
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Skippy shares a load of quick hit commentaries while cuddling up next to a space heater under a dozen blankets and nursing a well-bitten tongue.
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Skippy shares a questionable business model.
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Skippy spoofs Game 2's rain delays, then comments at great length on Game 2 of the Indians vs. Yankees, and the incredibly bitter end to the Indians' season.
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Skippy cuts his remarks short on both on the Indians and the Presidential Debate, but gives you vague editorial comment in the form of some words to ponder.
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A slow day in Cleveland sports, so Skippy adds in an editorial comment, and talks about his silly drug test adventure.
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Skippy celebrates the Browns 34-20 victory over the Farting Crickets, the Indians 8-6 win over the Pirates and their postseason bid, and gently laments the lack of enthusiasm from those paid handsomely to cover the Browns. Also, a short heroic tale about Joe Montana.
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Skippy is depressed about the Tribe's hopes of a championship ending, so he does a "geek persona" quiz and a cooking segment for bachelors and others who can't cook, then tells the rather silly story of the mysterious bathtub raccoon.
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Skippy is thrilled to announce that his Akron Zips and the MAC will play after all, keeps an eye on the Indians and their Central Division rivals, relays Patric Hornqvist's disappointment to the Penguins front office and questions Kamala Harris' rap knowledge.
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Skippy breaks the news that the PAC 12 is returning, only to quickly learn that his exclusive source was correct earlier this week and the Mountain West is back, too! Tribe sweeps the White Sox, and Zack Snyder reportedly misled the DC Universe fans.
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Skippy talks Tribe, Akron, the Quitter, and LA's new methane scandal, but also takes time to remember two lost heroes.
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Skippy talks Indians, Browns, sports, music, movies, politics, pretty women, a grotesque world record, yogurt and other fun stuff. Don't forget to stay until after the end credits!
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Skippy talks Tribe, a sports scandal, a peaceful end to a hostage situation, an unceremonious end to a frozen yogurt stand, cowboy protestors, and many other fine topics.
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Skippy talks feelings, both Cleveland and national sports, the effect of music on the world, and shares some of his thoughts on Baker Mayfield's awkward dining experience.
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Skippy comments on sports, but also asks if he should talk politics after the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Skippy talks about his clumsy day, celebrates Jose Ramirez's 28th birthday almost as well as Jose himself, rejoices as the Browns give Cleveland a Victory Friday to enjoy, and laughs as Marcus Smart does something stupid.
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Skippy welcomes his new syndicators and listeners, talks sports, and tells another true story that is likely to make you leery of unmarked white vans.
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Skippy is so disappointed with the outcome of the Indians game that he does a quick wrapup and calls it a night.
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Skippy quickly covers the Tribe, Browns, NBA Finals, and the Big Ten vote that was (probably) a hoax, then teases a story that some of his listeners may find very interesting.
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Skippy is disappointed by both the Indians and the Browns, for identical and yet completely different reasons, again. Also, it was a nice day for a weird wedding for one UK woman.
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Using no notes or talking points save the depth chart and schedule, Skippy previews the Browns 2020 season. He runs down the Browns depth chart and plays the "Schedule Game" with an admittedly biased, tongue-in-cheek, Ben Maller-like answer to poke fun at Tony Grossi, before settling on a slightly more realistic prediction and a playoff appearance. Go Browns!
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Surprise surprise, Skippy is talking baseball again. He shares some of the personal stories that have made him the Indians fan he is today.
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Skippy is nonplussed by the Tribe's 11-1 loss to the Royals, shares a couple of minor gripes, a couple of mildly funny jokes, and reflects on his experiences of 9/11/2001 in the least political way possible.
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Skippy laments yet another loss to the last place Royals, mildly defends Kareem Hunt, heralds Bernie Kosar's new gig, and then tells a couple of anecdotes about encountering his childhood hero.
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Skippy laments the Tribe bullpen blowing the game for Triston McKenzie, congratulates the Browns on resigning Kareem Hunt, vents a bit about a video game he used to play, and talks about Star Trek Day.
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Skippy celebrates another Tribe win, and an astonishing space discovery by the Indians of India. Also, a rant about a Browns hater, and two stories of traveling during the summer holidays.
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Skippy reviews the Indians win, talks about the Washington Nationals making the news in a bad way again, recalls a story from his dorm days, and inadvertently fixes a real life problem in the process.
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Skippy celebrates a walkoff win by the Indians and a special achievement by a player, rants about self checkout party fouls, and tells a story that takes place on a Labor Day weekend.
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Skippy laments the Indians loss to the Brewers and the poor eyesight of Jerry Meals, then talks about a day on the Islands.
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Skippy introduces his new opening theme song by Big Brother Jake, reviews the Indians and Browns week that was, discovers a welcome television reunion has been planned, and tells another silly story from his days at the theme parks.
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Skippy is thrilled to see Triston McKenzie dominate the Royals, rants about a rather serious moment from work, then changes the mood by telling a couple of lighthearted stories from his theme park days.
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Skippy is noticeably happy after the Tribe won tonight, but not thrilled with the new music station on the PA system at work.
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Skippy rants and raves about the trade "haul" of Mike Clevinger, and for a halftime show tells a true, but hopefully entertaining story of long ago. Clevelanders should listen to the end to participate in a special contest.
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Skippy finds himself sleepless the night before the MLB trading deadline. Passionate, honest comments (and a fair bit of shouting) about the Indians, Mike Clevinger, Francisco Lindor, and a devoted fanbase thirsty for victory. Caution: a couple of adult words are used.
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