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mike and kaycee dissect the pros and cons of the epidemic clown shortage, "the florida report" delves into the dark topic of sobriety in the workplace, and "this really happened" brings us the wonders of MD. plus, mike's got some of his beloved advice for a boy with a crush.

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mike and kaycee welcome guest Chuck McCarthy and share a new app that gives you perfect way to break up your friends' relationships! the florida report teaches us all a million dollar art history lesson. plus, a utah woman introduces everyone to the newest way to protest ographic images.

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mike and kaycee host their FIRST EVER show with a STUDIO AUDIENCE live from SAE Institute in Los Angeles. we cover all our usual fun segments like "this really happened" and "the Florida report" with SUPER special guest comedian Christian Spicer! plus our firstever musical guest on the show, David Armes, wows us with his live performance! you don't wanna miss this one!

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Mike and Kaycee discuss a Tennessee woman with a professional problem that's a real gas! The Florida Report: Celebrity Edition brings us the tale of a rental car miscreant with a lesbian haircut- that's right, it's Justin Bieber! Plus, tips for a successful Super Bowl Sunday AND Mike delivers his famous words of wisdom to "casual sex guy."

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time to brush off that library card and rent another urine-stained computer for an all-new episode of nothing ventured! kaycee and mike are back to share a heartwarming story of a stolen sex doll, a tale of a live meltdown, and why all men will always cheat. always, always, always. (except for mike). join us!

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The biggest movie twist of the year happened in (where else?) Florida! Mike and Kaycee share that story with you in this, our 2nd episode of 2014. Plus, it's time for the big new year's resolution reveal AND as promised, a countdown of the top 10 technologies that will be gone in the near future.

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New year's resolutions: they happen to everyone. Let's talk about them! Plus, we'll make fun of Florida. You don't have to lose 10 lbs. Celebrate the new year with more of the same, reliable comedy you know and love! We're here for you.

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Mike and Kaycee explore what it means to be a friend and the true meaning of going 'above and beyond' for friendship. Plus, a holiday shopping story that ended terribly but is no less amusing. And, as promised, Mike and Kaycee examine "6 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys" from Gawker.

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Don't get caught stealing energy... or you'll be arrested! Think we're kidding? Listen to this week's "This Really Happened" segment and we'll prove we're serious. Dead serious. Ok, not dead serious. That seems morbid. We'll talk about some other fun topics too... including "5 Holiday Traditions We Should Stop Pretending to Enjoy" so tune in!

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Mike and Kaycee whet your Thanksgiving appetitie with tales of turkey and traitors. Black Friday brings out the best in everyone including those crazy Floridians. We'll share an epic Black Friday story right from Kaycee's hometown and decide if deep frying a turkey is really a good idea. Turn us up, put your headphones in, and close your eyes, it'll be like your relatives aren't even there!

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Mike and Kaycee welcome special guest Topher Harless for some lively and comedic conversating and we decide on the moral compass of a cheap restaurant go-er, break down the logitics of objectum sexuality, and discuss proper grooming etiquette.

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The seasonal Starbuck's menu is out, which can mean only one thing: The holidays are here! To celebrate, Mike and Kaycee have prepared a homemade episode of 'Nothing Ventured' to help drag you into another magical season of broken promises and heartbreaking excess!  Religion finishes dead last in the cross-country regionals, a guy says goodbye to his junk, and proof that the ice caps are out to kill Florida forever! Join us!

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mike and kaycee celebrate halloween with guest dennis leech! we'll tell you about a mom's creative response to a pumpkin thief and how to celebrate the great american cooter fest! plus, a countdown of the worst halloween candies EVER.

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mike and kaycee are joined with guest andrew ti from "Yo, Is This Racist" for lively discussions of dating website gimmicks and bargain hunting alligators. if you don't listen to this episode, you're racist.

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mike and kaycee welcome kaycee's parents live in studio as this week's special guests! will kaycee's parents make you laugh till you cry? will kaycee find out she was adopted? it could really go either way! you'll have to listen to find out!

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mike and kaycee discuss the parenting instincts of a grandfather with a gay grandson, the debut of mike's mild mannered messages, and a countdown of the world's drunkest countries!

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dear listeners. how are you?  we're fine.   did you like our 'letter from camp' style opening? you didn't!? Well so sorry to hear that! mike and kaycee are back with some justin bieber news that you won't belieb and an ambulance in florida takes the scenic route. plus, a selfie discussion. that's as serious as a duck face.

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mike and kaycee analyze the behavior of the world's first "goth gorilla" and kaycee's loyalty is tested. plus, the debut of a new segment: "ftw or fail"

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summer's over, which means it's time to huddle closer to that trashcan fire and enjoy another episode of 'nothing ventured' w/ mike and kaycee! tonight we ponder the unhappiness of gen y'ers and then we see what happens when you take florida out to the ballgame! plus, we're joined by special guest gabe hohreiter and together we try to help a teenager who would dislike us if she knew us.

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mike and kaycee welcome guest gene patrick smith for their hump day gathering this week.

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we're on a new night to avoid being devastated by the nfl. join mike and kaycee for the same ventures of nothing on a new day of the week. this wednesday we kick things off with a hump day investigation and the return of the florida report!

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have you ever wanted to learn a foreign language, but felt like you just didn't have the time? well we're really sorry to hear that! on the bright side, we have another episode of nothing ventured with kaycee and mike! hear all new stories of illegal backrubs and doomed floridians and then try see if our teenaged wisdom can help save your marriage! plus we welcome the very funny samantha clay to share an embarrassing story of her own!

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mike and kaycee break down 9 words you're probably using wrong and the florida report will make you want to hug your mother. but, this is a feel good show so listen to it and you'll walk away with some great makeout tips and how sex could make you rich!

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now that your rent check has cleared and you're poor again, why not join kaycee and mike for another free episode of nothing ventured?! tonight, real stories of fake firefighters who are real arsonists, an online proposal that will make you lol, and more sound advice for teenagers!  plus special guest ozzie rodriguez joins the show so tune in!

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it's the dog days of summer and if you're still alive, great! we're really glad to hear it!  kaycee and mike ponder short term imprisonment/starvation (it's bad!), and then the florida report barges in with a story so awful, we rethink our stance on short term imprisonment/starvation (it's good now!)  plus we're joined by special guest jessica culaciati and together we help a teenager find her personality. hey, there it is! lying over by your fake yacht!

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mike and kaycee discuss subway's new topping and the pros and cons of kid's meals. the florida report will make you reconsider dog fights. and, youtube's rawn erickson joins us with a special story and shares his take on dying wishes.

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we're doubling the mike-magnitude! joining mike and kaycee is michael agrusso, star of youtube's "it's just some random guy" channel and he's bringing all of his voices along with his wisdom and knowledge. in this ep we discuss syfy's hit, sharknado and yet another dumb florida criminal. plus, mike will try to tame a teenage boy.

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mike and kaycee are back from their july 4th fireworks and freedom fiestas! we get back in the swing of things the only way we know how- kaycee's florida report, mike's teenage wisdom, and our real first kiss stories.

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it's time for mike and kaycee to question everything about the podcast. sure, the staples will be present: the florida report and mike's teenage wisdom, but this show will also feature mind-numbing nostalgia, paralyzing indecision, and a nearly insurmountable fear of failure. it's everything you'd expect of a 25th episode.

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if you think you're going to find a more feel-good episode than this week's nothing ventured, then think again, dummy!  mike and kaycee are back in a late night time slot reserved for only the most daring and controversial programs.  okay, some channels have matlock reruns, but no need to focus on that! kaycee visits sesame street for some horrifying revelations and mike briefly identifies with this week's florida report and then lies about it to seem normal.  venture in to nothing ventured!

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after 2 weeks of recorded episodes kaycee and mike return live with riveting stories of domestic travel. kaycee shares one of the most florida-ey florida stories ever and mike tells a true tale about the wisconsin public school system that is both depressing and understandable. wisdom for teens returns, tebow's back, and special guest lucy savage (@savagethesavage) stops by!

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mike and kaycee welcome their girlfriends as guests on the show and then immediately regret the decision. just kidding... sort of. kaycee's got the florida report and mike doles out more of his teenage wisdom, this time regarding male virgins. so go on, just sit back, relax, get one of those stress balls to squeeze, and enjoy.

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this week mike and kaycee debut their first pre-taped episode so we can say with 100% confidence that this episode... already happened. enjoy the florida report, mike's teenage wisdom, and kaycee's rant on dreams. plus, mike's "it doesn't make me a sissy" phobia and a brand new 'just us' segment called "what's trending!"

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nothing spells success better than using the actual letters in the word 'success' so get that tattooed on your forehead while kaycee and mike serenade you with a shiny, new episode of nothing ventured! the news headlines deliver another stranger than fiction story and then the florida report matches that strangeness and raises it one urine-soaked bandana. special guest brad lamers stops in to share a story of crying wolf and then we make an actual wolf cry using flashcards that explain mortality. join us!

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summer is coming up and if things keep heating up it's soon going to be hotter than a known southern reference for something that is generally pretty hot!  kaycee gets serious about a top news story before getting not serious about that same story and mike helps a teenager like that teacher from that movie. plus, the florida report returns just in time to bum out a very special guest: kate kennedy (@KateMyWay). so join us!

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someone left the backup recorder on after the show while mike, kaycee, and guest nick mundy kept chatting... here's a snippet from that convo. let us know if you like this special "after the show" thing and we'll keep doing it!

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just when you thought we might grow up, we don't. kaycee's got the florida report and our new audience favorite: "mike's teenage wisdom" returns. listen with food and drink, or while you paint your nails pink! (no judgement here.)

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with the past technical issues all sorted out, kaycee and mike can confidently predict about a 56% chance that this episode will go off without a hitch, which is still more reliable than most marriages. office bathroom users are profiled, the florida report returns, and special guest mallory moye stops by! it's 4 days sober so join the fun before we get moody!

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yet again our plans for a successful and entertaining episode were foiled. no, it's not because mike was there. blog talk radio failed us and while we won't be biting the hand that feeds us, we will still blame it. tune into this ep to hear our saga and be entertained by your favorite co-hosts who dare to venture nothing (that'd be mike and kaycee).

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we're back. we hope. after technical difficulties stalled us out last week, mike and kaycee return for an attempt at redemption. in this episode kaycee tells mike about dinah shore weekend and mike tells kaycee what it feels like to eat lunch alone in your car.  "the florida report" returns like a wave of nausea and will the streak of fake doctor guests continue? who knows!? do we look like fortune tellers? we do? why thanks!

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in this episode mike and kaycee discuss crossword puzzles, shopping at goodwill, and of course we bring back "the florida report." plus, we loved having a guest so much, we're doing it again! listen to see what mildly interesting personality we can bring into our sparsely constructed web.

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mike and kaycee return for episode 13 of nothing ventured. that's right, it's #13. we're not afraid to do it. and we're bringing a special guest! (this time we're serious.) we'll do the florida report, discuss superstitions, and tell a story only one of us could tell.

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mike and kaycee return with episode #12 of nothing ventured! this week we share our own heartbreaking sports stories and discuss a new idea and why it is stoopid! plus, we are bringing in a guest for this 'very special' 1 hour episode.

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mike and kaycee are back for the next installment of nothing ventured! the florida report returns along with madame kaycee with horoscopes, not virgins, so stop calling! plus, more "that just happened" and we explain the title of the episode!

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the nonadventures of mike and kaycee continue! in this episode, mike and kaycee dissect each other's horoscopes, figure out the word for someone who does that, and introduce our new segment "florida news."

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In this episode Mike and Kaycee discuss why the pre-recorded voice-over market is totally female dominated, plus more weird news, and whatever else we come up with!

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In this episode, Nothing Ventured takes on a whole new sound! No, there's no fancy new drummer or guitarist, but tune in to find out exactly what this vague description is referring to!

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It's time for our lucky 7(th) episode! Tune in to find out if Kaycee found the technical term for seat belt covers and our thoughts on a sarcasm font. Plus more funny stories "that just happened!"

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Ran out of time last week to talk about Kaycee's issue with the ordering order. Join us for that and Janelle's disturbances as well. They are a plenty!

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It's our 5th podcast- that calls for celebrating! Join us for another installment as we talk about our joys and sadnesses, highs and lows, hots and colds.

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Welcome back! It's the 4th installment of Nothing Ventured with Janelle and Kaycee! Join us for a Twitter inspired segment, "Trend-ding!", some observations on Facebook, our take on pet names, and more. Go on and listen to us. We like company.

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Back for the 3rd time! It's a charm, right? Well, we hope so! Join us for the 3rd installment of "nothing ventured." In this episode we'll talk about some of our favorite [new] apps and more of our loves/hates! Plus, we've got MICROPHONES so get ready for some baller audio quality!

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For the first episode of 2013, and the 2nd episode of nothing ventured, we'll return to our same format. It's Janelle and Kaycee, riffing on life and leisure. This ep features our alcoholism test results and tales from our Christmas vacations. Watch out National Lampoon.

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Janelle and Kaycee make their first attempt at podcasting. This week we introduce ourselves, your podcast heroes... ok, hosts... and feature segments including Favs of the Week and Miss Adventures. Plus, we take your calls... both prank and legit.