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The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmont
and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Dave Serfass as Pierre
John Dowgin as Marcus Carols
J. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin Ford
Pete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Music by Pete Barry
Sound Editing and Mixing by John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

For a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.

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A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as Club Manager
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Jay Malarcher as Augustus Bailey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Warner as Pat

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.
* Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license * Cat Fight by bepop, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Hoot! by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Chains by klakmart, used under Creative Commmons Attribution * Bourbon Street by volivieri, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Row Boat by bulbadtre, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Polite Applause by donut-kiss, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Angry Mob by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Morning Birds by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Train by FunWithSound, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Trolley by jlfenton, used under Creative Commons Attribution * Bayou by KevinSonger, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.

Written by
Pete Barry and Jill Ivey

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as the Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Pete Barry as Grigory
Dave Serfass as Fyodor

Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by John Dowgin

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Coffee Shop by wawee, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Shop Door Bell by 3bagbrew, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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Chewing Gum by ryanharding95, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Thunk! by Reitanna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rolling Metal by VincentBikeRider, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Control Room by DiBoz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Desert Ambiance by TRP, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Car on Gravel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Heavy Moving by neilraof, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
John P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Nicole Normandy
and Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
John Dowgin as Helmut
Pete Barry as the Coast Guard

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Chains by klakmart, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKhauna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Boat Engine by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dock by chris5s, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.

Written by
Pete Barry & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Fiona
and Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dustin Karrat as Stefan
Jackie Sherman as Simone
JoEllen Notte as Lacey
J. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin Ford

JoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Familynow available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.com

Music by Pete Barry

Editing and mixing by
John Dowgin and Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Elevator Ride by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Elevator Open by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Elevator Close by GilPS, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Morning Birds by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Broken Bottle by cdrk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vintage Tape Recorder by FrancoisTJP, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ping by MATRIXXX_, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by rombart, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rattling Door by alegemaate, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lake at Night by i_luv_soundz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electrical Shock by BigKahuna360, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrath
and Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire
Lucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrath
Shannon Perry as Martha McGrath
J. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrath
Julia Duffy as Cherry Von Icee
Siobhán Donald as Starla Ray
Pete Barry as DJ FriendZone
with William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro

Theme music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bathroom Stall by mhtaylor67, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Earthquake by LoafDV, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Scared Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
School Bell by sbyandiji, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by AdamN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Disgusted Crowd by jayfrosting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pool Party! by dbspin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Laser Guns by harrietniamh, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Swimming by tbsoundesigns, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Video Game Explosion by Fupicat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
School Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.

Written by
John Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitz
and Bob Killion as MJL7 and The Admiral

Guest Starring
John Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff Studebaker
Bonnie Brantley as Arcadia Terpsichore
J. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald Kincaid
Pete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo

Music by Pete Barry

Editing and mixing by John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Bus Station by rayprice, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by TrashCanStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Locker by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Applause by theplax, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Control Room by Diboz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Busy Room by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Medium Crowd by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Victory Fanfare by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheering by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Talking Quickly by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gavel by zerolagtime and C-SPAN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Disappointed Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Oooooh! by LittleRainySessions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by JayFrosting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Gasp by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Loading by tiger2244, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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AR15 Gun Hardware by jackthemurray, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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Solider Running by joshuaH628, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Kristen Stanger as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Lia Barry as Harmony
and Margaret Pivetz as Emma

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Motorcycle Engines and Jumps by madmini, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Engine Idling by erdie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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Gun Blast by FilmMakersManual, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Car Rev (1) by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford

Music by Pete Barry

Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.

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Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Bob Killion as The Admiral
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

"The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe

Written and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry

Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:

Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968
2-Pop by kwahmah_02
Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh
Caw by egomassive

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

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The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lulabye, used under license
Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Beach Party by Audiactiva, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Convertible by kraymronda, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jungle by folkart_films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ah, Paris by Mxsmanic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by freemaster2, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Boys Cheer by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Story by
John P. Dowgin and
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman

Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Kilichenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music by
Pete Barry

Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Harbor Ambiance by cliftonmcarlson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Echoing Foghorn by Danjcross, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kitchen by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Handcuffs Opening by c-v, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Card Shuffle by Kodack, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stomp by MAJ061785, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Parking Lot with Birds by JohnsonBrandEditing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Hotel Key Card by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
HVAC Generator by deleted_user_4401185, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zipper Opening by sound_ims, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Applause by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Panicked Crowd by IENBA, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Running by marbunpol, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cracks and Snaps by Ashley12275, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rummaging by Timmeh515, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fancy Restaurant by coalcon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Utensils Clinking by jeremjuru, used under Creative Commons Attribution
People Laughing by jorickhiifd, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Down a Door by CastlronCarousel, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Punch by JohnLoser, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Running Water by Db1187, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Door Squeak by imagery2, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Loud Slam by contramundum, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Utensil Drop by gyzhor, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Running Water by FillSoko, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by chewiesmissus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Knock by SoundsForHim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!

A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate

Featuring:
Pete Barry
J. Michael DeAngelis
John Dowgin
Bob Killion
Chris Klaniecki
Paige Klaniecki
Nazli Sarpkaya
with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice

Conceived by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Produced and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Broadcast Directed by
Natty Leach

Music by
Pete Barry

Mission: Rejected was created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attribution:

Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/

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We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy Things (Un)Said, a supernatural mystery story told in an experimental format. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, who fans will remember as Burning Man in Season Three's "Total Eclipse of the B.A.R.T." Several season one episodes have been directed by our own J. Michael DeAngelis.

When Paige Gilbert's mother goes missing, she turns to her mom's old diaries for answers. But the stories about nearby facilities and the creatures they hold may only lead to more questions. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, with music, sound and editing by Daniel Farrell.

Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://anchor.fm/thingsunsaid

Mission: Rejected will be back next month with a new bonus episode!

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The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!

Interviewing each other are:
Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya
Bob Killion & John Dowgin
Ashley Banks & Kirk White
Jill Ivey & Pete Barry
Dave Stanger & Faith Dowgin
and J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki

Featuring
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy the new audio fiction Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason! The show features a lot of familiar voices including Faith Dowgin (Section Cheif Zelda Anders), Kirsty Woolven (Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge) and Newt Schottlekotte (Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer).

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a serialized satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Created by the award-winning and critically acclaimed Audio Fiction producer, Jeremy Ellett.

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Please note: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason contains language and situations intended only for adult audiences.

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The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Tage Das as Phillipe Saint-Renoir
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Natty Leach as Valerian
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Taser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ice Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Reel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny Onebuck
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique Maneater
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps Turkleson
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday Saturday
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskill
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware Smith
Jill Ivey as Lillian LaFluer
and Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio Villains
Pete Barry as Desk Sargent
John Dowgin as Dr. Lipman

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Whip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Old Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.

Written by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Pete Barry as Jeeves
Lee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons Attribution
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The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Leslie Gideon as Kate Delgado
A.R. Oliveri as Zack Brannigan
Tim Sniffen as Ethan Burns
Ruben Ortiz as Diego Ortez
Jordan Cobb as Harper Guillaume
Samantha Gordon as Tiffany Moran
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license
Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details
Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

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McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Gragner
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agent
and Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Julia Morizawa as The Therapist
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Julia D. Wallach as Burning Man

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)

Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said.

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license.
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Acoustic Smash by Mystovski, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Train Whistle by alukahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Subway Passing by wdmatheson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by Saturday Sound Guy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Subway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doe
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Southern Gambler
and Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's Employee
Pete Barry as Tex Amarillo
Newt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer
John Dowgin as Vinny
Cecille Gultiano as Casino Waiter
Marnie Warner as Casino Patron
J. Michael DeAngelis as Johnny
Eric Perry as Whitmire

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Casino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com
Rats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

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The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
Pete Barry as the Toliet
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Tage Das as Phillipe San-Renior
Raymond Morse as Swabbie Ruk
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.
Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Thunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Blowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Airport Attendant
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Jeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Shotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Harley
and Bob Killion as Hightower and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Pete Barry as Bud
Shannon Perry as Atlas
J. Michael DeAngelis as Royce Blayton
Dave Serfass as Sandy Bottoms
John Dowgin as Link Lynell
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

"Oceanology Hymn" and "Chain Breaker"
Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects by Pete Barry.

Hotel Phone by joeladam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Boo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Beer Bottles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch! by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Western Bar Fight by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Empty Bar by emilijoan, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Ocean Bureau Commander and Mother
and Bob Killion as The Waiter, The Sleezeball, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Tyler Iffring as the Ticket Taker
Addison DeAngelis as Millie
Lia Barry as Amy
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bits" Thompson
Ross Currie as the Escape Room Operator

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wrecking Ball by Ohwurm, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Range by touchassembly, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Soda Can by ABStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Compactor by Ruski62, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dragging Boxes by Freeman2135G, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Phone Vibrates, unknown author, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pillow Fight! by FunWithSound, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution
AK-47 by acidsnowflake, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kids Fighting by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring:
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring:
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Housekeeping
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring:
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge
and Tage Das as Phillipe Saint Renior

A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Breaking by Rhumpfries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tibetan Chant by djgriffin, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ski Lift by 13FPanska_Marval_Luka, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Hotel Lobby by ccc140024324, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Skiing by JoanaP_130315021, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Jambo, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Agent Stokes
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and the Toilet
Mylène Kerschner as The Pleasantest Woman
John Dowgin as Joe the Plumber

A complete transcription of this episode can be found here.

Music, sound mixing, and editing by Pete Barry

"Oceanology Unbound"
Music by Pete Barry
Lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

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Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bear by mrbubble10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sea Lions by tec_studio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Motor 2 by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sea Lion by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rocket Launch by Julien Nicholas, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Erupts by Hendrik, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Incoming! by Zagge28, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.

This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!

Written by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Shannon Perry

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis and June Clark Eubanks

Starring (In alphabetical order)
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Richard Cowen as Leet
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
June Clark Eubanks as The Albatros
Sarah Golding as Mrs. Sheffield
Jill Ivey as Siri
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer
Shannon Perry as Olivia, Madeline, and Dr. Pickle
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
with Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Mission: Rejected created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Oz-9 created and produced by
Shannon Perry

Script Editor
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by Pete Barry and John Faley, arranged by Pete Barry

Mixed and edited by Pete Barry

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and Shannon Perry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gasp by dersupernton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Space Door by peepholecircus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three!

Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Hosted by
Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with Ruk.

Joining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion.

Featuring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Music by Pete Barry

Additional music and sound effects:

Slow Cinematic Music by bigmanjoe, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratches by filmsnfx, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

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Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale)

Written by
John P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelis

Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis
& John P. Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond, Anchorwoman, and Computer
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
with Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, Security Guy, Anchorman, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
John Tuton as Captain James T. Kirk
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Shannon and Eric Perry and be heard on Oz-9. Learn more at www.oz-9.com

Sarah Rhea Werner can be heard on the Write Now podcast and Girl in Space. Learn more at www.sarahwerner.com

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Mission: Rejected will return in 2021.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e____, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Penguin by SPANAC, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Panther Cry by Zapsplat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Panther Snarl by Zapsplat, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jet Engine by InSintesti, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fireplace by leosalem, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Protests by frezed, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Protests 2 by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Protests 3 by XHALE303, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sliding Door by wlabaron, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Nancy
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Vlad, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
Brandon Wentz as Dr. Harold Snodgrass
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Jordan Cobb as Dr. Sabrina Starr
Raymond Morse as Phillip
and Pete Barry as The Toilet

David S. Dear is the creator and star of A 9th World Journal. Learn more at: https://ninthworldjournal.com/

Jordan Cobb is the creator and star of Janus Descending and other quality productions. Learn more at: https://www.jordanvcobb.com/

Brandon Wentz is the GM and host of Crit Show, an actual play podcast. Learn more at: https://thecritshowpodcast.com/

Raymond Morse is the host of 5 & 30 with Ruck. Learn more at: https://fiveandthirtywithruk.podbean.com/

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowign

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis.

Sci-fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license
Glass Break by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBolye, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ship Door Open by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ship Door Close by Lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bird Screech by magicthighs, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Soviet Washing Machine by Zabuhalio, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
John Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Gift Shop Girl and Interpreter
and Bob Killion as Ron Jambo and The Admiral

Korean translations and voices by Edward Bong

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeils, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baseball Game (I) by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baseball Game (II) by Glaneur de sons, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crickets by Defelozedd94, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Skink by sihil, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baseball Bat by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Catch! by keus92, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Hockey Game by icmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing.

A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.

Written & Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Contest Organizer
and Bob Killion as Fitz, Security Guy, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Bonnie Brantley as Austin Native
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien

Music, Lyrics, Sound Mixing and Editing by
Pete Barry

Produced and Created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

Sci-Fi Office by RedSky Lullaby, used under license
Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch! by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jet Engine by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Gasp by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Boooo! by payattention, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by CosmicD, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Trap Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Pivetz as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Marlene
and Bob Killion as Bart Bradoff and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Jay Malarcher as Louis Friedman
Andrea A. Smith as Rosalie DeSalles
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Sarah Rhea Werner is the creator and writer of Girl In Space and Write Now podcasts. Find out more at www.sarahwerner.com

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

"Louis's Sweet Licks" written and performed by Matt DeAngelis of Die Tired. Check out their new album It Runs Red on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your music.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license
Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jackhammer by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Typewriter by tams_kp, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 2 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Water Draining by coltures, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e____, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash! by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.

Written by
John Dowgin & Pete Barry

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Ken Anderson
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as the Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Computer Voice and Techie
and Bob Killion as Fitz and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Eric Perry as Whitmire
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief

Music, sound effects and mixing by
Pete Barry

Edited by
Pete Barry and John Dowgin

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Zap by Big Kahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sawblade, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gala by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Stone Door by DWOBoyle, under under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Fitz, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volcano Rumble by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stormacache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Backing Up by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bass Note by Vrescendo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Buzz! by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tazer Zap by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rockslide by juskiddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! by squarrel, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Sawblade by deleted_user_7146007, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Defector #2
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Defector #1 and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
Kendon Luscher as Trip Granger
Natty Leach as Chad Valerian
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky

Kendon Luscher is the creator and star of the Ad Reads podcast.

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional editing by
John Dowgin

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Volcano Rumble, by morganpurkis, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Lava, by e___, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jet Engine, by InSintesi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Waterfall, by juliaofantasma, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squeaky Valve, by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone, by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash, by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion, by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Motor, by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers, by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire, by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Movie Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph!, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (1), by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (2), by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Miss Jones
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, Security Guy, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Jeff Barg as Jeff the Bard
Antony Ur as Gork
Thea Ling as the Barkeep
Margaret Pivetz as Stormclaw
Caroline LaRochelle as Crystal Merchant
Heidi Hart as Renaissance Fairah Fawcett
and Kirsty Woolven as "Queen Elizabeth I"

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Songs by
Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music)

Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry.
Additional editing by John Dowgin.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbridge, used under license
Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Horse by foxen10, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cheers by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Laughs by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Horse on Turf by Max_Headroom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Anvil by MrAuralization, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex Hammond and Pie Lady
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant, JT Peppermason, Security Guy and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Pete Barry as Live Stock Coordinator
John P. Dowgin as Wilfred Culpepper
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bjorn Kleinschmidt
and Raymond Morse as Ruk

Raymond Morse is the creator and host of 5 and 30 with Ruk, an irreverent interview show featuring hilarious interviews with audio drama creators. Learn more over at Podchaser!

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Sound engineering by
Karen Yang

Produced and Created by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry:

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullabye), used under license
Deep Pig Grunts by TheAcidRomance, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tractor Pull by RTB45, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Panicked Crowd by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Open Air Market by juskddink, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Submachine Gun by Frankie01234, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Man Screams by irenearandapares, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Auctioneer by gezortenplotz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Livestock by nebulousflynn, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tractor Engine Start by radwoc, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Chain Link Fence by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Additional Pig Noises by Fesliyan Studios, used with permission

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A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Lex
and Bob Killion as Archie, "Noam Chomsky" and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Danny Epstein as Logan Sharpe
Karen Yang as Chinese Agent
Chad Ellis as Matthew Leads

Shannon Perry is the creator and star of Oz-9, a sci-fi comedy podcast. Find out more at www.oz-9.com

Chad Ellis is the creator and star of Station Blue, an atmospheric isolation horror podcast. Find out more at stationblue.libsyn.com

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Recording engineered by
Karen Yang

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Airport by tim.khan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratch by Luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Posh Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bulldozer by Rincewind87, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Dave Serfass as J.J. Prescott
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Josh Schwartz as Stuart GIlligan
Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
Lia Barry as Austin
Billy Lampie as Robbie
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Private
John Tuton as Captain Kirk
Jeff Ludwig as Frightened Monk

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Recording engineered by
Karen Yang

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jungle by folkart films, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Plane by Snipperbees, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Aircraft by ibisradio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bomb by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by stormache, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Broken Fridge by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wind Chimes by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vault Door by lezaarth, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.

Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.

Written by J. Michael DeAngelis
Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry

Featuring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on CS Radio, a podcast about a career exploration and development.

Our Patreon supporters received a special extended edition of this episode featuring even more behind-the-scenes stories and tidbits! You can join them in enjoying a bonus audio every month at www.patreon.com/missionrejected.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

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Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.

Written and Directed by Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Michael Enio Reali as Sherman
Claire Klieger as Damrow
Dave Serfass as Curly Blacksteer
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Anne Coleman as Olga
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
Jill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
and Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional recording by
Karen Yang

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution
- mixed with additional sounds by Ljudmann, Themfish, HerbertBoland, Rhumphries, man, Heigh-hoo, HerbertBoland, gezortenplotz, schluppipuppie, and Alcove Audio
Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Post Vibrating by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fridge Gone Crazy by lolamadeus, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Breaking Celery by sforsman, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cracking and Crunching by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Outboard Motor by abricenop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wire Clippers by j1987, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Toast by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Distant Bombing by Filo_Rossi, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Devin Plantamura as Pebble
Jill Ivey as Siri / Coffee Shop Girl
Mylène Kerschner as Lilith Frank
and Bob Killion as The Admiral / Security Guy

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional live mixing by
Karen Yang

A complete transcript of the episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry:

Meditation Bowl 1 by anunquietmind, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Meditation Bowl 2 by sandhwani, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Weapon Check by ryanconway, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koenig, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Brakes Screech by monnie101, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volvo Handbrake 1 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Volvo Handbrake 2 by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! 1 by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 1 by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crash! 2 by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 2 by squashy555, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 3 by timothyd4y, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drag Race 4 by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!

CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.

Written by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Nani Manion as Edith Sunday
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Myke Scholtes as Zeerox
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office, by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Steam (Iron), by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction, by Inspector J, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking, by Rhunmphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foopmph, by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spaghetti Jello, by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Thunderstorm, by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles, by lonemonk, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rumble, by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Film Set, by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Squish, by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron #1
Molly Ward as Cardamom Brandy
Dustin Karrat as Blaze Taggert
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
and Bob Killion as The Admiral and Security Guy

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

Additional recording by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Creaking Dishwasher by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Clapping by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koeing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Cardboard Box by tonywhitmore, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by John P. Dowgin. Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis.

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
Anne Coleman as Olga
Jackie Sherman as Tatiana
Johnny Goodtimes as Oleg Sokolov
Natty Leach as Lt. Valerian
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy

Created and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry. Additional recording by Karen Yang. Be sure to check out Johnny Goodtimes on his podcast The Philly Blunt.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Office Phone by vrodge, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Jacob's Ladder by Halleck, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Teletype by fatson, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Office Room Tone by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Vintage Camera Flash and Powder by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous.

THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

Written by Pete Barry. Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis. Starring Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice.

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A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
Pete Barry

Directed by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Jeff Maschi as The Black Hat Brothers
Jill Ivey as Abbie
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Russian Hacker and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngeis and John Dowgin.

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride, used under license.
Ka-ching! by deleted_user_96253, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foomph by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Pistol Cock by nebulasnails, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWendyCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Power Down by qubodup, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphires, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry with additional recording by Karen Yang.

"Amazing Grace" (traditional), arranged and performed by Pete Barry.

A full transcript of the episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.
Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Van door by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution
The Call of a Gull by nigelcoop, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Applause by Jedo, used under Creative Commons Attribution.
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Matt Lafargue as Dixon Cain
Dave Serfass as Willfred Smails
Leon Malloy as Mr. Hermenklemper
Natty Leach as Shadowy Voice
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin.

Music, lyrics, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Stampede by benjaminharveydesign, used under Creative Commons License
Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, used under license from YouTube Audio Library
Plane Landing by FreeToUseSounds, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Kids by wjoojoo, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Spring by pan14, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Saw by domiscz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Josh Schwartz as Stuart Gilligan
Jill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinki
and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, sound mixing and editing by
Pete Barry.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry.

Raptor by reidedo, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Ocean Surf by stomachache, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Drone by Sheyvan, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbrade (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Creak by barkenov, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Plane Crash by qubodes, Snibbers and Cleetus, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution

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A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
Karen Yang as Dr. Karol Legrange
Dave Serfass as Cattle Baron
and Bob Killion as The Admiral/Security Guy/Cattle Baron

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin

Music, mixing and editing by
Pete Barry with additional live mixing by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Cows by felix.blume, used under Creative Commons attribution
Cows by Beboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Dinner Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used Creative Commons Attribution
Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Fire Extinguisher by lamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Backup Beeps by tambascot, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Splash by Rocktopuss, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bubbles by kwahmah_02, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by TheScarlettWitch89, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Glass by drmarkreuter, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Wooden Destruction by inspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Bucket Slosh by martinimeniscus, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis.

Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
and Paige Klaniecki as Glori)

Music, editing and mixing by Pete Barry.

Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.

"Sci-Fi Office" sound effect by Stuart Kilbridge (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

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A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis.

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Bob Killion as The Admiral/Jimmy Serafillio
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/Angry Woman
Thom Boyer as Marcus Ellsbury
Matt Lafargue as Victor Tyborg
Jillian Ivey as Annie Willmont
Katie Barlow as Angrier Woman
Mylène Kerschner as Angriest Woman

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

Surrey Crowd by InspectorJ, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Seagulls by juskiddink, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Wolf Whistle by Gogglecrab, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license

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A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Guest Starring
Devin Plantamura as Parking Guy
Jose Maria Bejarano as El Pato
John P. Dowgin as Joe the Plumber
Jillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie
Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/Newscaster Steve/The Admiral

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Music, editing and mixing by
Pete Barry. Additional live mixing and sound engineering by Karen Yang.

A full transcript of this episode is available here.

Sound effect attributions below. All other effects created by Pete Barry.

Train Station by Sandermotions, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Steam Train by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Parking Garage by cmusounddesign, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Muscle Car by Daniel Simon, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Tires Squeal by Mike Koening, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution
Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby), used under license
Crowd Noise by toonothing, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Agrees by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Crowd Cheers by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Foghorn by Maurice_J_K, used under Creative Commons Attribution
Baltimore Harbor by flood-mix, used under Creative Commons Attribution

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What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED!

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
and Robert Killion as Security Guard/The Admiral.

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