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The Graduates
Your guide to Uni and life after Graduation.
Alastair, Jake and James are three graduates of the University of Technology, Sydney. Join them every week as they try new things, go on adventures and most importantly figure out what they are going to do with their degrees and their lives.
This week the graduates ponder the final frontier, explore the dark side of twitter, find out how to have sex in space and meet the worlds hungriest president all before bed time. Come on friends!
In this episode The Graduates get deep into the world of Alcohol. You will learn a lot of fun facts this week as well as a brand new drinking game. So why not open a bottle of your particular poison and get ready to get fucking Maggot cunt! with the Graduates.
this week the boys take a subject that could become a terrible podcast and turn it into an kind of ok decent one, but actually it's pretty funny. We learn why our childhoods were so disappointing, find out which Apps don't make it past the idea stage and read some testimony from the most hateful evil person alive today.
Back by popular demand!! Show and Tell!! everyones favourite gimmick turns into an enticing mystery this week. A real life crime, only one clue and one name. This is real, join us in the search for Susan Hurley.
What is The Graduates topic this week? Whatever! We don't have one really, apart from being funny! We discuss all manner of things, including dodgy music festivals, some of Jake's possible symptoms and of course, Newcastle News. Get involved!
This week The Graduates left it to the last minute. However it turns out this is their best episode ever. We could just be saying that or it actually could be. The only way to find out is to listen! What do Black History Month, Peppa Pig and tooth picks have in common? Just click play and find out! Do it you fuck.
Remember the glory days of School? Before University and the crushing realities of this fucking cesspool of a world we live in jumped down your throat, choking you like a dirty cock in the non consensual porno that is your pathetic life? So do we..... This week the Graduates remember those better times.
The Graduates have an open discussion about the things they feel guilty about enjoying, and butts. They talk about butts... a lot.
This week the Graduates take a topic that people find boring even in real life and try to talk about it on a medium that already demands more attention than the average person is willing to give. So if you don't want to be average. Listen Now!!!
This week brings you an unreleased episode from last year. So expect some moderately dated references. Not to worry though, Al, James and Jake discuss an issue that is truly timeless: Advertising! What does it do? How does it work? Who does it work on? Today The Graduates explore a world that involves criminal boxing matches, kidnapped Kenyans and used baby food jars.
They said they'd have the web series out by december 26th, they said theyd have a regular show over Christmas, James said that he would be both employed and living out of home in 2015. The graduates fail at a lot of things, this week they look at their failure head on and quickly move on to others failures as not to feel too bad about themselves. Oh yeah like you're such hot shit.... fuck off.
Thank you too Alana for emailing us in this weeks topic, this week we explore the concept of stereotypes. We all use them, for better or for worse this week the graduates do their best to keep a facade of political correctness for as long as they can as they talk about gay priests, Asian drivers and whether it is okay to get a spray tan.
Who even knows what The Graduates are talking about this week. As always more Newcastle News, James talks about his old jobs and Al talks about his new ones.
This week the Graduates (sort of) discuss the Apocalypse. What will happen when it finally comes? Will it be God or a natural disaster that finally does us in? With a sultry voiced Jake, a morally questionable James and a intoxicated Alastair, it won't be long until we find out. Seriously though listen to this now because it's coming!
James needs to eat, and in classic graduates style he hasn't got the money to go to the shops. This week The Graduates hit the streets in search of a cheap feed
This week The Graduates celebrate their love, fear and dismay of all things Sydney city. Alastair discusses the great phallic tradition, James endorses Sydney's creepiest nightlife lowlight, and Jake reaffirms his belief that "everyone is just a dick". From insufferable hipster culture to terrifying urban wildlife tune in now for the ultimate Sydney travel guide.
What is a super hero? Can The Graduates convince themselves that maybe they are worthy of claiming that title for themselves or are they sidekicks at best? Is Al really qualified to be giving out financial advice? None of these questions answered and more in this weeks episode of The Graduates
Happy Halloween! This week the Graduates find themselves in a bit of a pickle, The discuss the traditions of old and new, the dangerous repercussions of an Ebola filled Halloween and even create their own Idea for a Halloween movie. Why wait?? dive in right now. Its the episode that many are calling "The one with the highest production value yet!"
This week the boys discuss phobias and fear, we find out what keeps Al, Jake and James awake at night hiding under the sheets.
Here today, gone tomorrow, this week we delve deep into Jake’s basement to talk about fads. No, not fish aggregating devices, fads, the now politically incorrect confectionary from your youths. We also discuss the latest trends, including dwarfs and ebola.
This week the graduates begin the first in a my part series on The Internet and the strange wonderful and sometimes fucked up things that come from inside that big web of lies. If you want to know what gay sex between Jesus Mohammed would sound like? Press play Now.
Would you rather listen to The Graduates discuss Hypotheticals or fuck a dog right in the mouth? Questions like this have been part of the theoretical world since the human race first came up with wonder. This week the boys discuss the use of Hypotheticals and thought experiments. Are the useful? are they pointless? and most importantly, If these fuckers podcast for an infinite amount of time would they eventually come up with Shakespeare? ...........Nope.
The world is full of unsolved mysteries. Killers, crazy science and eye witnesses that were never seen again. For decades the worlds greatest minds have ponder over these unsolved mysteries and have come up with nothing. But now, three unqualified, base level educated, substance dependant ex students will finally shine some light on the worlds most Unsolved Mysteries
This week The Graduates provide you with a self help programe both unique and upsetting, Alastair updates us on a sexy way to die and the first ever addition of "NEWCASTLE NEWS" stumbles onto the scene. By the end if this episode your happiness and self image will improve forever. Or your money back!
Jake returns from a trip abroad, the Graduates discuss the joys and drawbacks of travelling and ask the age old question "Why are gypsies so sneaky"? Laughter, learning and just a hint of racism, this week on The Graduates
Ghosts may be real. This week The Graduates step over to the other world, With the help of Alastair the necromancer, the boys discuss the power of Ghosts, the terrifying rules of the afterlife and even speak to some spirits who have passed on through the help of a brand new Ouija board. Can you dig it?
Video Games are fast becoming one of the most influential and exciting art forms of the 21st century. This week The Graduates look at the Art form itself, talk about some of their favourite video games of all and look at the dark side of gaming with a list of the worlds most offensive video games.
WARNING - This weeks episode may be distressful to some listeners between 35:30 and 45:30
This week The Graduates catch up. Simple as that. The conversation covers why young boys are the most vile of all creatures, Jake's new job and the reason that Ronald McDonald's have died out. A side splitting episode of everyones favourite distraction "The Graduates"
If you are thinking of going to someones wedding or having one of your own, then this podcast provides a balanced and reasoned introspective on the wedding day. The Graduates research how much they cost, the most offensive weddings of all time and what happens when weddings go wrong! Jump into what critics are calling "The most entertaining episode of The Graduates Yet"
This week The Graduates surprise each other by bringing in a special thing for each other to experience and talk about. The things they bring in could not be anticipated and some may change things FOR EVER! not just for The Graduates but for the listening community and the entire world. WARNING - This episode goes places that no podcast has gone before, jump in and we will see you at the other end.
By then end of this podcast you will find out if time travel is possible. The Graduates use their limited knowledge of science to deliver an answer to the question once and for all. Delve deep into the multilayered podcast of time travel until nothing is what it seems and every time travel film you ever loved is dead.
You probably think that you know the extent of the filth laden cesspool that is the human soul. Well so did we...
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This week the Graduates take on reality TV and discover that what producers and contestants will do for a quick buck, is a good indication that our world is coming to an end. New, old, mainstream and underground reality TV is discussed at length, yet there seems to be very few options on how to redeem ourselves. perhaps if LA falls into the ocean the human race will be saved..... But probably not.
Are you happy? The Graduates have been asking themselves this question for almost a week now. In this episode the boys travel to The Church of Scientology to find out if they are really happy, how to improve their lives and why Scientology has the answers. A landmark episode of The Graduates not to be missed!
In this episode The Graduates delve deep into the world of pornography. They investigate the moral implications, the social positives and negatives and of course that sweet sweet ass. The boys discuss everything from top top bottom, creating new porn parodies and figuring out ways to revolutionise the porn Industry. Put your earphones in, dim the lights and just try to finnish this episode without an earth shattering climax.
Why is the Australian grade 4 curriculum so Racist? How easy is it to drug an old person? Is your degree a one way ticket to failure in all areas except sexual relationships with older women and their daughters? All these questions and at least 2 more, on the first episode of The Graduates