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Sam Ridley
Say no to cancel culture, because here is raw truth with a splash of contrast. Welcome to the last place for real talk on the planet with comedian Sam Ridley and Marcus Palmer. Listen in weekly for unfiltered honesty on pop culture, society, relationships and things you thought you liked but shouldn't.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts. New episodes every Monday on you favorite streaming services!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts. New episodes every Monday on you favorite streaming services!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts. New episodes every Monday on you favorite streaming services!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts. New episodes every Monday on you favorite streaming services!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts. New episodes every Monday on you favorite streaming services!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes every Monday on your favorite streaming service.
Welcome back to Illegal Opinions! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts! New episodes drop every Monday!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast For People That Don't Like Podcasts!
Welcome back to Illegal Opinions! The Podcast for People That Don't Like Podcasts! Dropping every ghatdamn week for your listening pleasure!
Thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions! The podcast for people that don't like podcasts!
Thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions! The podcast for people that don't like podcasts!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! After a hiatus, and the emotional roller coaster of life and death, the guys were able to level set and connect. We hope you enjoy this episode as its mostly about dealing with loss and recovering from it. We'll back back on our bullsh*t next week. Thank you for listening. Be safe, show love, peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast for People That Don't Like Podcasts!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The Podcast for People That Don't Like Podcasts!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (5:04) We start off with Sam giving us his experience performing at the Santa Clarita Film Festival, and it's a doozy. (12:42) Before we go any further RIH to Stephen "tWitch" Boss, and prayers to hi wife and children. The holiday season isn't merry for everyone. When it comes to your people, keep your head on a swivel. (34:28) Nothing divides the country like a black lesbian, that broke the law, being released from prison while a white Marine has to wait his turn. Ole Biden greasing y'alls gears. (47:13) The Iron Mayne, The Best Mayne, the Main Mayne Terrance Howard says he's hanging it up until they call about shooting The Best Man: Harper's Bazaar. (1:02:00) The Pied Pedo is back with a new slap where he almost admits to everything but not really...kinda like that OJ book. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
We are back! The lead up to Wakanda Forever and more! Only on Illegal Opinions Podcast!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and it feels so good to be home! (00:00:35) Does this girl like you for real or nah? (0:05:25) The world has an elevated level of paranoia and there still isn’t enough security, (0:10:12) also RIP to Robbie Coltrane. (0:15:40) Now that She-Hulk is over…final thoughts? (0:29:07) Don’t tell Lego any secrets because they can’t hold water, and do animated batches have rights? (0:41:46) Uncle Ruckus West is now realizing that he doesn't actually have Revitiligo. (0:52:45) The guys discuss if Trevor Noah has cheapened the Daily Show seat, Tom Holland, and Denzel Washing-Son. (1:08:25) Here’s something you don’t normally hear from us, Grammy Talk! (1:16:20) Lucky Leonard the Science Teacher is getting a divorce from Mr. Amazon’s old work. City Boys UP! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
ILLEGAL OPINIONS PODCAST IS HERE! We cant just leave ya'll without a style to run with! Bonus content for our loyal fanbase from Sam Ridley's upcoming studio comedy album! Share this one with everyone you know while its still up! See yall soon! What ever you do in life, make sure you understand the assignment, and as always make sure you be safe & show love to each other. Peace!
Welcome back to illegal opinions Podcast! More struggle tour stories, Coolio, Nia Long and more of what you expect from Marcus. Thank you for listening be safe, show love, peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:52) The Struggle Tour is officially a wrap and Sam drops some gems from the road, (25:00) and tales of a legendary beer fairy. (35:00) This is the sad section. RIP to David A. Arnold, Jesse Powell, and the Queen is dead…long live the King? Nah, f**k that too. (51:27) The Little Blermaid sets the internet on fire, (59:55) and Elliot Thage misses out on some monies that looked like it was theirs. (1:09:45) Leo likes them young, wild, and free, but who’s actually using who? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms, so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! The guys are on the road again. (3:28) Sam drove across the country, Marcus would never, and why’d they do MLK like that? (9:36) Love is shown to black business, until the hook up ain’t hookin’. (26:18) Tiffany Haddish and Aries Spears make a creepy skit that may affect their Black Hollywood status, (39:35) and Kanye’s fight with Adidas' decision to keep their shoes. (55:55) She-Hulk. She-Twerk. She-Could Get It! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:25) We start this one off like every podcast should start. Masturbation! (8:25) What's the conversation you have after catching your kid making whoopie with themselves? (27:00) Breonna Taylor’s murderers have finally been federally charged (fk’em), Emmett Till’s false accuser won’t face jail time (fk her), Ahmaud Arbery’s killers received life sentences for a federal hate crime (fk’em). (45:50) The guys get into a deep conversation about black family secrets, retar…slow cousins, gay ones, and smoking weed. (52:00) Sam makes an observation on restaurant etiquette, and sometimes you can’t take the people you love to the places you love. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
We are back! You asked for us to pod on the late night and we did just that, so expect the unexpected, but as always, expect real talk. Only on Illegal Opinions Podcast!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:35) The guys discuss how teachers come alive in the night time, (15:15) and it seems like R. Kelly is ready for 30 year in prison. (20:20) How safe is it to be a kid in this day in age, (24:50) and Brittany Griner is still locked up abroad. (28:36) #Stophavingsexwithmen picked up momentum for about 5 minutes, until they remembered how good some dick feels. (41:05) McDonald’s for errbody that belongs to me. FTK. (50:28) Hey ladies, don’t shoot if you don’t wanna get shot, (56:55) and if you pay half for a trip…will you still want to fork?! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! First off, Happy Dadteenth to all that deserve it! (3:30) How many of you have your kids on lojack, and why do dads have to take the kids on Father’s Day? (11:00) Roe v. Wade has been overturned. If y’all haven’t seen The Handmaid’s Tale, then you better catch up. (28:08) Now that Jerrod Carmichael is gay, he’s tired of Dave Chappelle’s jokes, (39:00) Amy Schumer throws shade at Tiffany Haddish's career, (48:45) and Drake drops the hottest garbage you ever wanted to hear. (58:37) The guys ask when will people keep it real about Beyonce’s discography, and how she jacked Amerie’s energy. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we are wavy baby! (4:55) We get it started with some crack “head” chronicles, (14:54) and safe sex is starting to take a strange turn. Fellas stay insured, and who’s had an STD?! (23:35) Our Father who art in your wife, Netflix who art in your wallet, and Pornhub’s algorithm be trippin’. (36:50) We’ve found the solution for trans people in sports, (39:00) and your childhood is being stolen and sold back to you. (45:39) We end this one with K.Dot’s historic numbers drop, (49:25) and the business of comedy is still business, so when is it safe to risk your rep to help someone else? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:45) Fellas get you a chick with a high body count, so she’s all broken in like a leather couch, (19:07) and do you run in behind your friends? (21:00) The guys talk about black fatherisms, letting your kids create their own path, and making sure their hands work. (30:30) Sending your kids real summer camps, and maybe them band nerds had it figured out! (37:15) Do homemakers really like their kids? (43:44) Lori Harvey and Michael B…nuff said, (59:16) and Anthony Mackie is Without Remorse just for good measure.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We start off with the toll that early bird birthday shenanigans take on your body, (7:07) and how the military is powered by curse words. (13:32) Racist Star Wars fans all of a sudden have an issue with the dark side of Moses Ingram. (25:45) Alexander McQueen is out here stealing y’alls money selling “bo-bos”. (34:33) The SI Swimsuit Edition is out, but why are Kim K. and Elon Musk’s mom gracing the cover? (44:20) Right here is where you’ll find our hoochie daddy shorts segment, (57:53) and Amber Heard puts another nail in the coffin of the MeToo movement. (1:14:50) Monique takes aim at D.L. Hughly and he responds like a true King of Comedy, and being as a**hole doesn’t always serve your best interest. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:50) We start off with a riveting conversation about first world problems, whether or not you can trust black folks, and cream cheese and crackers. (17:49) Revisiting K.Dot’s most recent project and the guys have a split opinion about it. (25:20) Mass shootings are as American as apple pie and slavery, but we might have a solution to the gun violence in this country. (47:14) I scream, you scream, we all scream for Junteenth! (56:12) RIP to Ray Liotta and Kevin Spacey, not John David…but maybe. (1:03:53) Tom Cruise’s bucket list, Monty Jack is a junkie, and Our Father who buss in cups. (1:20:44) Is it wrong to keep them nasty pics/videos of your ex in your virtual spank bank, and if so when do you “delete” them? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (8:14) Full disclosure, this is an entertainment heavy episode. After an extended intro, the show dives into the trailers for She-Hulk, Avatar 2, Top Gun: Maverick, and some good ole dick pills. (23:56) Next, we review The Secrets of Dumbledore (the secret is he’s gay) , Doctor Strange and how Marvel is about to start killing errbody, and Far From Decent. (46:58) Find your music reviews here! Pusha! Future! Kung Fu Kenny! Is it okay to not like things anymore? (1:06:45) The fellas give their thoughts on the tragedy that took place at a Buffalo NY grocery store, and another one of theirs was taken into custody…unharmed. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Rest in peace to a legend (whether you like it or not), plus Chappelle's tackle and more! We are back with a vengeance. Illegal Opinions Podcast!
The only place having an honest conversation about this Will Smith and Chris Rock thing is right here. Be safe, show love, peace!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) The guys continue their Peacemaker conversation, (8:30) and what Wakanda suit is this?! (11:50) Cali drops mask mandates, but people still may have mandates against your nasty ass. (16:55) Safe sex toys, and ladies don’t get your job taken by a machine. (30:00) Do you think you’ve met the love of your life, (41:23) and are you wondering why guys aren't asking you out? We got answers! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:25) Don’t be upset. It's not you…it's us. Lord Jesus be a pirate. (5:20) We kick it off with talking about part 1 of the Kanye West documentary, how we still miss the old Ye, (8:50) and concert etiquette. (15:50) Shad Moss responds to being on the “corny” list and is in his feels about it, (28:40) and what do you consider a superstar? (45:08) Tom Holland plays Spiderman, Spiderman plays Nathan Drake. (50:15) Why The Batman ain’t talking in the trailers, and wtf is Gal Gadot’s voice doing? (54:00) Give Jimmy Gunns whatever he wants to keep making Peacemaker! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to The Illegal Opinions Podcast! We have some special guests today, the pitmasters from The SmokePit Podcast on the DatFeelin Podcast Network, Mac aka YaBoy and Blak Makk! (5:43) Hey, if you don’t love me the way Kanye loves Kim, then I don’t want it. Ion want it! (15:56) The guys get into the SuperBowl Halftime Show, and if you thought it was the best show ever you may want to skip this part, (33:43) and how much did Micheal Jackson love t*tties? (41:28) “On sight” just might mean being at a pizza party at da’bowling alley and DaBaby throwing elbows and da’bowling balls, (50:22) and how long can you run from the Future? (56:07) The fellas get deep in the weeds when a conversation about fighting in a relationship comes up, (1:15:45) and are men better homemakers than women?! (1:30:15) Finally, we get into a shallow review of The Tinder Swindler, Time Magazine’s Man of the Year (sike). A special thank you to The SmokePit Podcast. You can find Mac aka YaBoy @mac_aka_yaboy, and Blak Makk @blakmakk. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the last place for real talk! Let's see why T.I. is making ouns and crack pipes are the new stimulus!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast and Happy Black History Month! (6:00) We start off talking about Moonfall, and the real question is why did you really go see Swordfish? (17:46) Upcoming Marvel projects we’re looking forward to, (21:05) and Brian Flores versus Everydamnbody! Where’s Jay-Z and ‘nem at? (38:36) Whoopi done messed around and stepped in some Goldberg, (47:10) and the fellas discuss if the way black people see race would offend other people? (57:19) The JRE is headed towards Cancel Town, and is the LGBTIQA+ (that's long as hell) community allowed to say whatever they want without repercussion? (1:07:53) Rihanna cheats on all of us. Congratulations or whatever. (1:15:03) Biden and Ole Puti about to square up. Biden is sending troops, and Puti is showing up with his shirt off. (1:20:32) We end with some barbershop shit and its a doozy, but we’re sure you’ll enjoy it. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every ghatdamn Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out. Tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, where trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers. (6:00) Speaking of pulling the trigger, the fellas start off with how desperation will replace fear with faith. (14:30) Movie/TV sht. What’s the problem with Euphoria, (25:40) are we tired of the same type of shows being made, (34:00) what is Peacemaker, (40:10) and Don’t Look Up…at all. (47:30) Demolition Man is brilliant and we don’t appreciate it enough, or seashells, (49:55) and are the Wachowski sisters proof that sexuality is genetic? (1:02:00) Would you give the Green M&M the business, (1:02:50) and is what someone watches on television a red flag that most people ignore? F*K around and find out. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast and Happy New Year! We’re back and unfortunately, like everyone else, are dealing with Covid related issues. (32:50) The guys get into some TV talk with their individual takes on True Story, and check to make sure she ain’t dead. (47:05) Matrix Resurrection should’ve been killed the way directors kill off MBJ in all of their movies. (56:14) We’re gonna eventually have a real talk about Ryan Reynalds. (1:15:00) Ahmaud Arbery’s murderers get life, and RIP to Sidney Poitier, Betty White, and Bob Saget. (1:11:42) Integrity and responsibility don’t care about you, why should you care about them? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
No small feat, we are here and we are appreciative of every listener for coming back week to week! A lot more in store in 2022, so stay tuned and as always be safe, show love, peace!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and once again we got Cynthia on the track. (4:06) Cults are a real thing because one of us was in one, (8:48) and we discuss how holiday plans change as you get older. (18:50) CRH came out of the closet to her family as a vegan; we also discussed parting with certain traditions, (28:58) and what is the vegan equivalent to a crab leg? (34:15) What roles would you like to see your favorite actors/actresses in, (45:52) and how often are they misrepresented by their roles? (59:00) CRH opens up about why her defenses are up in entertainment, (1:09:50) and if you found $600 grand are you returning it to the rich preacher that lost it? We’d like to thank our good friend, and friend of the show, Cynthia Rose Hall (@cynthiarosehall) for blessing the podcast. Please check out all of her socials and follow the amazing things she’s doing. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace. Happy Holidays!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We got Cynthia Rose Hall back on the show, and go to her IG for the fire vegan favorites. (5:38) Our thoughts on giving or receiving gifts, (6:03) and if Mary was bougie about getting the heavenly D. (11:32) Cyn disagrees with Marcus’ review of Pornhub, and how much are you “performing” sexually for your partner? (19:04) We talk about Catfishing in this day and age, (22:08) Sam getting fished by a friend of a friend, and how much does physical attraction play into your picking. (34:18) Generalizations have been made on the podcast and Cynthia questions them, (41:47) was Kevin McCallisiter’s dad slinging dope, and our favorite Christmas movies. (56:18) Are there any good Black or Asian Christmas movies? We’d like to thank our good friend, and friend of the show, Cynthia Rose Hall (@cynthiarosehall) for blessing the podcast. Please check out all of her socials and follow the amazing things she’s doing. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace. Happy Holidays!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we’d like to welcome our special guest, friend of the pod, entrepreneur, comedian, and CEO of West West Clothing, our guy Brandon West! (0:31) This episode starts with a Fan Question. Did Brandon West quit comedy? (8:00) Is it necessary for an artist to put down the pen, and search for influence in order to stay relevant? (20:58) RIH Virgil Abloh. We lost an inspiration and an innovator. Gone, but definitely not forgotten. (27:30) People went after Chadwick Boseman while he was sick and turned it into a joke. Why didn’t Virgil get that same treatment? (36:34) The guys break down how badly black people treat each other while calling screaming King and Queen. (42:50) True or False? All p***y is the same, but all head is not. (58:00) Women to men: why do you care if I swallow? You can’t feel it. Men to women: Stop trying to tell me what I feel! Thank you Mr. West (@bwestf50 and @westwestclothing) for coming through, and thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite ghatdamn streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we’d like to welcome our special guest, friend of the pod, entrepreneur, comedian, and CEO of West West Clothing, our guy Brandon West! (08:10) It’s raptors out here! Bradon gives insight on how his success has changed his lifestyle, he speaks on marketing his brand, and the way he may be newly viewed in LA. (17:43) The fellas get into a conversation about the podcast game, what the future holds, (28:35) and will there ever be a time when we’re “not sayin’ shit”. (33:40) We talk about Ryan “Reynolds-ing” in all of his movies, (45:10) and Ghislaine Maxwell snitches on Chris Tucker. Money definitely talks. (1:06:12) Pete Davidson is out here knocking down all of your favorites. Is being funny enough to beat down top shelf baddies? (1:15:10) What would’ve happened to Beyonce’s career if after the babies she stopped looking like Beyonce, (1:19:55) is Jay-Z a bad friend, and did Brandon West quit comedy? Follow him @bwestf50 and go to WestWestClothing.com to purchase some fly shit! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite ghatdamn streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (01:55) Shoutout to The Start of Us for the huge seal of approval, and if you like to feel on yourself please check out the amazing work they’re doing, because it gets the people going. (11:05) Is it okay to let your man leave the house fully loaded? (15:28) Kyle Rittenhouse is currently on trial for what we expect to be a disappointing verdict. Just get ready to be mad. Also, why isn’t his mother being charged? (33:25) The guys talk about how white people have monetized locked doors. (37:50) RIP Yung Dolph, gone but not forgotten. It’s sad when you feel safe at home, but your home isn’t safe. (50:08) Travis Scott is in hot water to the tune of $750mil, and why you cannot tell black people to tear the club up. (01:05:28) A guy proposes to his girl at an Adele concert, Adele serrandes her...now what? (01:15:38) Drake and Kanye make up, but it feels like there is a guiding force behind the reconciliation, (1:25:20) and who’s a better artist, J.Cole or Big K.R.I.T? (01:31:25) The “Parents Need to Know from a Karen” Review of Demolition Man, (01:38:26) and the end of “False Prophet”. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace. Happy Thanksgiving!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) Decorative towels are the most useless fabric in the house, (10:30) and podcast personalities put on their dancing shoes after they get a bag. (16:38) We discuss Chappelle’s response to the masses, (25:29) Michael Myers hates gay people, and Amanda Seales hates AKAs. (39:22) Superboy is super bi, (44:45) and will Alec Baldwin’s movie see the light of day? (1:02:40) Was Days of Thunder better than Top Gun, No Time To Die but plenty of time to wait, and Sean Connery is John Mason is James Bond, and is everyone a hypocrite? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (06:25) We start the pod with a discussion about what freedom of speech could actually cost you, (13:55) and why do people run back to things they don’t understand? (20:58) Amidst a pending walkout by his employees, NetFlix’s CEO backpedals right into some dogsh*t. (26:55) The guys discuss whether there’s enough pain in America, (41:05) and are Jon Gruden’s emails the beginning of the end for the NFL’s good ole boy’s club? (51:28) Marcus has a revelation that inspires a lifestyle change, the fellas discuss making the most of your time, (01:02:50) and Amazon has everybody pressed. (01:07:18) Kanye gets half a haircut that you’re not creative enough to understand, Lizzo is high...fashion, and RIP to Colin Powell. He was a real one. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to Illegal Opinions! This week Sam and Marcus go off format to deep dive Dave Chappelle's latest Netflix special, The Closer. We are here to have the conversation everyone else isn't. We are here every ghat damn Sunday! Let us know what you think about it! Be safe, show love, peace!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:04) What’s better, eating out or eating in? Is a $100 steak worth $100? (9:35) Movie Time! The guys give a tardy review of Suicide Squad, ScarJo and Disney kiss and make up, a quick Venom 2 review, And the long awaited review of Fast9. (28:48) Would you be okay with your friend apologizing for sleeping with your baby’s mom...in public? (34:38) Sage Steele was suspended for not understanding Obama’s blackness, and we’ll see if she understands hers while she rides the bench. (42:15) Do y’all wanna sex work or nahhh, (47:34) and is short men still being around women’s fault? (50:20) Sam teases his comedy special, add @funnymediagroup on everything, and stay tuned. (1:14:48) Women say that men shouldn't date unless they can afford it, but is that also true for women, and does that put a monetary value on women’s bodies? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:06) Got that Remix to the Remix at the top of this episode, (7:00) and we have a conversation about “cookies” and comedy. (13:45) Can you blame the audience for being a bad audience? (24:00) R. Kelly has been convicted, but is it okay to listen to The Chocolate Factory, and Gabby Petito has been found while her boyfriend is in hiding. (44:47) Is Joe Biden too quiet for your liking? (1:00:20) Sam goes to a Halloween maze, and the power of the ass compelled him. (1:08:53) Korean Saw don’t play any games, “Dear White People” gets cancelled, and is it almost over for Stranger Things? (1:22:00) Can you take credit for being funny because you post funny memes that don’t belong to you? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:25) We got that Absolute Best P, (7:35) and we got that merch on deck! (10:51) RIP to A.J. Johnson, gone but not forgotten, and we get into the dispute that his wife is having with the fans. As a consumer, is it your responsibility to make sure that we’re put to rest in the best way? (25:43) When is it okay to “look at God”, (34:08) and Tucker Carlson openly admits to lying. (39:51) Why does AOC not have a boyfriend, and when is a stand not a stand? (49:20) The guys discuss whether they are Naked and Afraid of Love, (55:36) what if...MBJ only did voice overs, (57:37) and can Denzel’s son get it together? (1:14:40) Is 2021 Drake on a Micheal Jackson run, (1:24:31) and how to not clown yourself out of being a peer. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:40) Sam hits another stage with some of comedy’s best, opening for the legendary Paul Rodriguez, and we love you Chiki Wings. (11:08) RIP to Michael K. Williams and Norm McDonald, (15:50) and the pandemic job loss benefits have expired. What does that mean for the service industry? (27:50) R. Kelly’s trial is an ongoing cluster of fks, and there’s further evidence that Aaliyah was not protected. (41:50) Millie Bobby Brown is sick of y’all’s sh*t, and now she’s shooting back. (48:25) J.Cole, Drake, Kanye, what’s wrong with “Seeing Green”, and we need a lot more Andre 3000. (1:04:03) The guys give their unofficial official Shang-Chi reviews, (1:13:28) discuss the Hawkeye and Matrix trailers, (1:20:08) and the new Crate Challenge app. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:33) The older we get we realize that thirty is not the new twenty. (3:35) How expensive is Cali living, (12:50) and sometimes you may not be who you think you are. (20:55) A married woman posts a “t-shirt and panties” pic to embrace her sexuality. Should that be for her man, or for everyone else? As a man/husband is it your responsibility to defend that decision? (48:25) Why do people disregard the rules of a normal marriage, only to make more rules for an open marriage? (59:59) ScarJo looking at Shang-Chi like Shang Sheesh! Doing numbers! (1:07:08) Awkwafina does not quench the thirst of woke black folks. (1:19:00) I’m too sexy for a Certified Lover Boy review...Just kidding. It's right here. (1:44:30) Why do artists veer away from the things that made them successful? Is it a troll or creative expansion? (1:46:45) Did Blue’s Clues give you the Steve’s? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (4:00) Sam turns 40 and gotta start getting them grown man physicals, (9:59) and battles with Big Mail. (18:30) Ahmaud Arbery update, O.J. Simpson is scared of California, and what it really means to pay to play. (28:38) The guys give their differing opinions on “Donda”, and discuss how Kanye may be trying a little too hard. (37:22) Where did Van Jones go with Bezos’ money? (44:10) One woman is black and doesn’t want to be, the other woman wants to be black but we won't let her. (49:34) Blerds, What if...Disney didn’t buy Marvel, and there ain’t no sweet talking Thanos. (1:01:30) Prayers and condolences to the people on the Gulf Coast reeling from the effects from Hurricane Ida. (1:05:50) At last The Heel Turn finale. Chapter 5: The Heel Turn. Who’s more in the wrong? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:12) Shower etiquette is extremely important, (8:07) and do you watch her take the Plan B? (9:50) Sam gets into the emotional roller coaster that is comedy as a career, (22:00) and if you’re gonna front run...you better be fast! (33:03) The guys discuss OnlyFans caving to the innanets influence. (47:05) Mike Richards quits Jeopardy before he has a chance to start, (55:53) and there’s a new Splash Brother coming off the bench. (1:02:47) Listen here to learn how women fkd this all up, but they’d never admit it. (1:14:30) The saga continues on The Heel Turn Part 3: Spotlight. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:14) When school shopping do you buy supplies for your kid, or “y'all's kids”? (08:15) The fellas start off with the Afghanistan situation, the civilian public giving their uninformed opinions, (21:40) and how bad is your life right now? (28:39) Is Lizzo crying for the sake of likes or love? Where does the buck stop when it comes to what you’re willing to do for marketing dollars? (42:55) Also, Naomi Osaka walks off a press conference after not answering a regular ass question about tennis and fame? (55:12) It seems like Drake and Kanye are playing chicken. Who will swerve first? (58:55) Storytime with the continuation of The Heel Turn: Heartbroken. Stupid is a Stupid Does. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) Would you want to know how you’ll die, (5:30) and what happens when you get stuck in Jurassic Park? (13:14) If your people can’t skip the line, do you leave them or wait behind? (19:39) The guys talk about understanding the value of your plans and investments, and the more you take care of something the more it takes care of you. (33:44) Is Gov. Cuomo resigning an admission of guilt, or should he have powered through it? (40:34) Would you sleep with someone that watches murder docs to fall asleep, and do you make your person brush to their teeth in the morning before sex? (48:10) He-Man was so ahead of its time, (56:55) and can you square up with a woman that wears a strap? (1:01:28) Technology could potentially creep into your phone to see what kind of creep you are. Is this attempt to catch the potential criminals alright, or a misuse of power? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:23) We start out with ducking the Delta variant, (14:55) and how to beat this damn heat. (22:24) DaBaby done wet DaBed and pissed off a lot of people with his “call and response'' at Rolling Loud. Where is the line drawn in what you can say in music, and can he rebound? (34:46) Are R. Kelly fans the reason why Trump won the first election, (39:10) and Black Widow vs. Black Mouse. This might not end well. (57:37) The guys discuss whether the Bennifer situation is strange or not? (1:07:14) The continuation of “The Heel Turn” Part 2: Cake and Ice Cream”. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:41) Old soul singers are keeping their memory alive by singing at backyard BBQs, (12:00) RIP Biz Markie, and bandwagon mourning. (31:00) The guys give a more detailed re-review of Black Widow, (38:00) address all the hating on Space Jam 2, (54:30) and Naomi Osaka poses for the Swimsuit Edition after stepping away from tennis for her mental health. (1:11:12) Is Catherine Zeta-Jones unhappy with the life that Michael Douglas has led? (1:14:35) RIP Eartha Kitt and cancel culture is trying to take down the Godfather of High Values...and we’re not gonna take it! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:25) How much damn driving is too much driving? (07:06) The guys discuss some odd jobs they had in the past that didn’t quite workout, which is probably for the best. (20:27) We don’t kill, we steal...allegedly. (25:26) It was a wild week for National Holidays. Nudes, Mac & Cheese, Measuring Tape, (31:00) and Batman don’t eat no cewchie! (35:30) Did Black Widow do numbers, the Tomorrow War review, and how many Marvel movies is Loki better than, and is the Handmaid’s Tale really that good? (1:22:03) We tap into why “how you feel doesn’t matter”, and if someone breaks something in your house would you allow them back? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we hope everyone had a happy and safe 4th of July! (2:30) As the rockets red glare, and bombs burst in the air, the woke community is giving Independence Day a bad Yelp review. (9:45) Nowadays, certain professions are using “donations'' as a cover, (12:48) and we’re ready for Bill Cosby’s comeback tour. (19:22) Do artists become worse as they get more successful? (30:10) Texas has a new gun law allowing residents to be unlicensed concealed carriers, (37:43) and we talk about the Miami condo tragedy. (40:15) How much validation is too much validation, (43:10) and do you really want to be the guy that bags the IG model? (53:15) Does it make you insecure because you won’t settle down with a former street performer? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and Happy 4th of July! We hope you stay safe now that outside is open, and act accordingly. (4:00) Bill Cosby is out of jail and possibly making people mad in your social media feed, (7:58) and Derek Chauvin’s mother pleads for a lesser sentence, and we plead for her to have lesser speaking engagements. (11:50) Kevin Hart’s movie, Fatherhood, receives a mixed review between Marcus and Sam, (17:40) and is Kevin still funny? (17:40) Does bringing up something that has nothing to do with the argument mean you lose? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) Chickens and fast food have come together once again to heckle the black community. (10:30) Everybody, give it up for Darnell Johnson coming to the stage! Singing none of your favorites. (18:20) The guys take an unexpected deep dive into a conversation about music. Are you brave enough to criticize your favorite artist publicly, (23:18) and who usually gets the better of Jay-Z on a record? (47:06) Next, we talk about tables and Fatherhood. What do you fear the most about your children growing up? (1:04:02) The rise of the man you love to hate, but can’t stop listening to. Kevin Samuels vs Iyanla Vanzant. (1:22:12) The NFL has its first openly gay active player. Are you still ready for some football? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:30) How do good parents turn into bad grandparents? (6:45) Juneteenth is here for all people that need a new day off, (16:50) and are vaccines the new segregation? (25:02) Freakink is back and in full effect. The smell of condoms and love is in the air. (30:00) Is eatin’ the groceries on the table, or is off since its at the bottom of the p***y, (35:07) and do men think their friends will try to bone out their girl? (47:40) Be careful about what vacation pictures you leak online, (55:14) who’s paying for a “baecation”, (1:02:07) are you taking you main out to a Hedonism? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:30) In loving memory of head, this show is dedicated to you. (11:25) Don’t take the small things in life for granted, (19:15) but does that mean you should celebrate everything? (29:35) You’ll find your Mayweather vs. One of the Paul brothers' coverage right here! (37:50) To celebrate Pride month, Sam is watching all the X-Man's movies for the undertones. (46:05) Who's fellatio more personal for Men or Women, (53:48) and if you say you’re coming you better mean it, because we mean it! (1:00:13) Memes that pissed us off this week, (1:08:02) why women invented body shaming, (1:13:40) and did God really save this man you curved before just to double back 20 years later? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and Happy Pride Month! (6:30) Facebook birthdays, baby showers, and Sam’s got Spirit. (14:15) The guys give their oddly in-depth review of Army of the Dead, (29:45) and Jim Carrey is a G.O.A.T.. (34:00) Naomi Osaka chooses her mental health over tennis trophies, (49:13) also Piers Morgan...you coulda just STFU. (54:00) The NFL ends “race norming”. Oh you never heard of it? Neither have we. (1:05:58) How long does it take for you to get tired of them t***ies? Are you emotionally attached to them? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:22) This week’s cancellations include T.I., who made a sound track for his accusers, and Ironman Robert Downey Jr.. Are we abusing the power of political correctness? (12:20) The Borderlands movie is on the way, but did a particular casting take away the integrity of the film and will it work? (19:30) The things actors do to stay relevant can be embarrassing, (22:05) and Marcus apologizes to the beautiful, talented, hot wing eating Halle Berry. (30:30) Sam takes issue with The Externals (Eternals) teaser trailer, (37:55) and do men go to see movies because of the eye candy? (46:45) Why did Jenny lie to this handicapped man about her child? (55:07) Amazon buys everything MGM, so what does that mean for the field of streaming services? Boom! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:01) We start this one off talking about landscaping yourself to improve the experience. (8:35) RIP Paul Mooney. Gone, but not forgotten. You reintroduced yourself to our generation and we are forever appreciative and look forward to the stories of your greatness that will follow. (13:10) Is Tesla out here providing hands free fellatio, and is road head overrated? (25:31) T.I. and Tiny are in some big trouble. More news to come. (31:57) The fellas break down J. Cole’s new project. Is it the album of the year, or is it the only thing out? (55:26) E Dawg is leaving daytime television after almost 20 years. She needs a Wolf of Wall Street attitude. (1:03:53) We go into our feelings about the falling out of The Joe Budden Podcast, the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and combining friendships and business into businesships. (1:26:00) Mask less under a vaccinated honor system in America? Yea right. (1:31:20) Where is the line between going for it and being racist under the veil of comedy? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This week we had the pleasure of speaking with the OG Scorpion himself, Martial Artist, Author, and Father Chris Casamassa! Chris talks about his early work in film and how much he appreciates the fan art he receives from his followers. (6:49) Next, we dive into his book “Bully Proof Fitness: The Ultimate Guide for Parents to Win the Battle Against Bullies, Bellies and Make Your Kid Feel Like a Super Ninja”. (13:00) Is there such a thing as a healthy amount of bullying, (23:05) and what’s it like to have Scorpion as your father? (32:20) The fellas get into Sam’s most recent experience at a comedy show with Nikki Glaser, Erik Griffin, Anthony Jeselnik, Jeff Ross (just to name a few), and the “hater culture” that can come with doing business. (49:36) Could being too humble cause you to miss your moment, (1:00:49) also why do vegans want their food to taste like regular food? (1:07:15) The fellas discuss how difficult conversations and developing a trust is how they keep the podcast boat afloat. Thank you Chris Casamassa (@chriscasamassa) for coming through and “kicking” it with us...get it? Be sure to look out for the sequel to “Bully Proof Fitness” called “Bully Proof Life”, and thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and Happy Asian American and Pacific Islander Month! The guys got accidentally drunk on this one so bear with us. (4:40) On the front end, we recap last week's episode, how the ladies have tried to add value to their “Christmas Turkey”, (13:50) and why is “consistency” not a part of the 5 Love Languages? (19:08) Sam announces a special comedy show, the guy he’s opening up for is kind of a big deal, (25:56) and black people giving their kids the belt… is that a lingering slave mentality? (34:00) Marcus tells you why he won’t argue in a relationship, (41:00) and goes to make another drink. (45:45) Someone needs to tell the Fresh Prince enough is enough, (57:25) and what’s up with Kan Jondashian? (1:02:02) Movie Time! Without Remorse...we have all of the remorses right here, (1:27:10) are people forcing themselves to like Mortal Kombat, (1:36:00) and after all that running around Fin ain’t get no p***y. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We continue our interview with actress Cynthia Rose Hall, and her very alluring romantic situation. It’s a generational love story that you won’t want to miss the conclusion of a great conversation. We appreciate Cynthia Rose Hall for stopping by and blessing the podcast. You can find her all over the tv and @cynthiarosehall on IG and Twitter. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This week we have a very special guest. You’ve seen her in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Criminal Minds, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Supercroc, and a list of other projects, welcome actress Cynthia Rose Hall! Speaking of projects, we start off with a Parisian art project gone terribly wrong. (10:50) Cyn and Sam fill in how they met on the set of Man of Steel, and how quickly acting roles can be given, then taken away. (19:08) Covid-19 put a stop to everything in Hollywood, so Cynthia explains how she’s remained active in her craft, (23:15) and tells us a funny story about her part in the movie “The Way Back”. (33:45) #MeToo versus Harassment, (40:26) and Marcus you in troubllllleeee. Race talk! (51:00) Supercroc is a cult classic! (1:07:27) Is HBOMax burying “Entourage” because it's not PC enough, or did it not age well? (1:25:30) Cynthia breaks down what’s offensive to Filipino people, the preferred profession, and you better eat! We appreciate Cynthia Rose Hall for stopping by and blessing the podcast. You can find her all over the tv and @cynthiarosehall on IG and Twitter. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We start off this episode with old video games as new homework, (5:00) and if you’re divorced can your status be single? (15:50) Sam speaks on a personal issue and we discuss how an injury can bruise your ego. (33:45) Guilty, Guilty, Guilty! The murderer, Chauvin, convicted on all three counts. Are we satisfied with the outcome? Was this justice? (53:20) The guys discuss the shooting that took place the same day as the George Floyd verdict and discuss how these events may not be the same. (1:19:30) Anthony Mackie is getting the bag, Jamie Stop Embarrassing Yourself, a recap of the Black Falcon and the Whiter Soldier, and a quick review of Thunder Force. (1:48:22) Guess who’s back? Chrissy Teagan saw how empty her life was after her departure from Twitter. (1:52:07) A couple decides to have their dream wedding at their dream home...that belongs to someone else, so do with that what you will. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:01) We hope you enjoyed Sam’s snippet at the top of the pod. Go check him out on stage, he will not disappoint, now back to the show. (10:30) The fellas got into a little bit of an investment conversation, and what happened to all professional online stock brokers. (24:20) Trailer Trash?! The new Fast 9 and Army of the Dead trailers just dropped. Thoughts? (35:20) How many of you ladies have been kissed by rose lately? The streets say it bends knees…I mean it’s the bee’s knees. Also. why are so many men afraid of sex toys? (43:25) If you want to know why men don’t care about body shaming and women do, this part is for you. (52:10) Outside is slowly, but surely opening back up, and the news is getting worse by the day. RIP Daunte’ Wright. RIP Adam Toledo. Lieutenant Caron Nazario, good luck in your case and we’re rooting for a victory. (1:30:00) This STFU is brought to you by “Hey if you’re reading this be thankful, you made the cut.” Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:55) People are getting the Covid-19 vaccine by accident, and Spring and Summer are gonna be fire! (10:35) We start by asking, “Why do some men feel the need to emasculate themselves in order to support women?”, (20:00) and how long will the "friend" wait until y’all give them some pu**y? (23:20) Thoughts and prayers to DMX, his family, his friends, and his fans. As of this recording he’s in the hospital and in bad shape. We hope he has a speedy recovery and returns to good health. (Edit: DMX passed the day after this recording. We hope his family finds the strength to deal with this loss. RIP X, we’ll miss you.) (33:25) Hey, America! Mass shootings are back. Did you miss them? Because they missed you. (42:30) Deshaun Watson. Paul Pierce. What the hell are y’all doing?! (51:43) Bhad Bhabie started her OF page, and a lot of people were OFfended at the results. (1:08:15) Sheryl Underwood, you snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, when you could’ve just STFU. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
RIP DMX
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:00) The fellas start off with a conversation about vanity and how some live and die in LA. (22:30) Next up is some TV talk. We get into Bad Trip, (29:30) Marcus pays Sam his winnings from Godzilla vs King Kong, and (49:25) Marvel’s black sidekicks. (52:57) This week in “Who’s Canceled” we welcome the Montero Sport himself, Lil Nas X, as he sets the internet on fire while dancing with the devil. (1:02:06) On the heels of that, it's time for the ultra woke people to STFU. (1:11:40) How do men miss the signals women send them on social media?...Because they wanna f**k. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Happy Spring Break to some of you. Marcus skipped a bikini bike ride to be here, so you get what you get. (7:58) We hate starting the podcast with a tragedy, (19:50) but we live in America and guns are easy to get. (25.20) Here’s your Justice League review right here, and it's packed with spoilers...just how you like it, along with WanadaVision and Falcon and the Winter Soldier. (1:12:40) We watch the fall of the lyin’ titan and it couldn’t happen to a better person. Derrick Ja(ck)x(son)n, it's your time to shine this week in “Who’s Canceled?”. (1:41:55) Who’s the smoother criminal, men or women? The answer won’t surprise you. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:20) We jump into talking around the “Snyder Cut” of you know what, no spoilers here. (6:30) We’re starting a new segment called “Who’s Canceled”, and this week’s winner is Kirk Franklin. (17:10) The Asian community learns a hard lesson when it comes to inclusion in this country. (24:30) Marriage or Mortgage. Will how someone answers this question make you leave them? (34:30) Shallow Hal is alive and well, and he might be alive in you! (54:10) The Grammy’s, WAP, and gas station sex pills. (1:04:15) Guess who’s running for President in 2024? Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (7:07) Sam hit the stage this week and was surprised to find out he was headlining, and speaks about how your reputation can ruin you before you start. (21:10) Tom and Jerry, cartoon chicks that can get that real d**k, and why don’t actors say no to bad movies? (32:18) The fellas give their Coming 2 America reviews, and you may be surprised where they landed. (53:25) We discuss Martin Lawrence’s new special Doin’ Time, and how he’s fared in comedy this last decade. (1:11:19) Hey Meghan and Harold, JSTFU. (1:39:00) We’re still on they asses about George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and the others we lost in the past as new news comes to light. (1:45:52) MacKenzie Scott marries a science teacher. Go look up who she is and come back. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Sam is back on stage and we’re all super excited about things safely opening up for entertainment. (14:42) How do y’all feel about Rush Limbaugh dying? We didn’t really...ummm...mind, so this is why we’re getting to it so late. I’m not even sure I spelled his name right. (23:30) Everything is bigger in Texas, even the idiots. (33:15) The guys speak on the culture of marijuana and how it transitioned from the Devil’s grass to Who got that gas? (48:40) Trailer Talk! Mortal Kombat. Godzilla vs King Kong. Will King Kong pull it off, or are his arms too short to box? (1:00:00) We discuss Dr. Seuss’ new book, Horton Hears a How the Hell Did I Get Canceled? (1:09:50) Is it okay to expel kids from school because mommy likes to buss it open on the interwebs? (1:26:45) Kevin Samuels slices and dices a male caller this go‘round. Do the women have the same energy as before? Our guess is hail no! Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This episode we have a very special guest! Actor/Stuntman/Stunt Coordinator/ Graphic Artist/ Entrepreneur/Martial Artist/ETC! You’ve seen his work in Marvel’s Black Panther, Infinity War, Endgame, and most recently in Judas and the Black Messiah. The great Jomahl Gildersleeve! You’re in for a treat. He talks about multiple kicks to the chest, jumping off buildings, Infinity explosions, his love for Capoeira, and much more. (46:15) Jomahl tells us about the experience he had while working on Judas and the Black Messiah alongside a great cast of actors. (1:00:08) Tiger Woods y’all...but is it still all good y’all? (1:16:45) Codeswitching. Should black people drop this method of social self defense? Speaking of which, Steven Seagal will beat yo’ ass! Thank you Jomahl, IG @motherlandgames and Red Fist Productions on YouTube, for blessing the pod with your time and insight, and thanks for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:20) Prayers to everyone dealing with these harsh weather conditions. Hopefully, you get the help you need and make it to the other side of this situation. (13:55) A Texas mayor says goodluck to his constituents, and a black man running for Gov. wants to eradicate Black History Month. (20:45) Dave Chappelle got his name, his show, and his money back, but is the delivery of his message a little tonedeaf? (31:25) Gorilla Glue don’t play, and neither should you, (43:25) plus a Fan Question regarding how the guys develop their thoughts and critiques. (54:10) This was J.D. Washington week, so we jump into Tenet, Malcolm and Marie, and is he a believable leading man. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and one year of us doing this thing here! Happy Valentines Day, and subsequently, Happy Side Bae Day. May you be blessed enough to be neither or both. (11:35) Are you really working on yourself or is it just an excuse for being single? (23:00) Super Bowl Weekend! Weeknd? Weakened? We discuss Tom Brady’s legacy, (28:20) and whether or not death is the “great redeemer”. (42:36) Jay brought us The Weeknd for the halftime show. Was there any way to win the day given this climate? (53:54) We discuss a YouTube prankster that was killed mid prank...thoughts and prayers? (1:05:50) The fellas jump into The Latifahlizer and women trying to reimagine male protagonists in film (1:24:15) Jeff Bezos steps down as the CEO of Amazon so he could officially change his name to Mr. Money Guns. (1:31:30) Here is where we pat ourselves on the back a bit and add some backstory on how this podcast began, so give us some space to ramble a bit. For all of our Day 1s, you know we appreciate you riding with us. New listeners, let us be your strange addiction. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we have a special guest! CEO of MVet Consulting Solutions, Admin of Black People Trade Too (FaceBook), and Day Trader Eboni aka “Ebo”! (8:45) We give a quick review of action superstar Anthony Mackie’s new movie Outside the Wire, and prove that some things we do are so you don’t have to. (18:00) Stocks, stocks, and more stocks. Oh yea! The trending topic all over social media, but is it here to stay? Get some important info right here. (1:06:55) The group discusses whether Trump is an evil genius or just an evil idiot. (1:16:20) Should a man know within 6 months if he’s ready to marry you, and how hard are curveballs to hit? Because Ebo just threw us a mean one. You’ll find no spoilers here, just trust that the rest of this episode is straight FIRE!!! Thank you so much Eboni (@Ebo_Got_Time) for coming to kick it with us and check out MVet Consulting Solutions, as well as, Black People Trade Too. Please support the people that support us, and thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We are dropping every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (8:45) Time flies when we’re having fun, (16:30) and 2021 is taking some greats away from us early. RIP to the icons that we’ve lost; those that were loved by all, and loved by a few. (38:15) Will Melania divorce little D and chase that Obama book bag, (45:20) and if you cried in the rain who would know? (47:40) Sam’s kids figured what y’all are out here doing with them cucumbers, (52:15) and it’s report card week during the pandemic. (56:00) Speaking of which, who’s handling their economy better amidst this situation, California or Florida? (1:06:50) Queen Latifah is Denzel Washington is The Equalizer...thoughts? (1:15:30) Uber Eats will drop your food off if it's the last thing they do, and it often is the very last thing they do. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (1:45) Sam powers through dealing with the side effects of the Covid-19 vaccine, (7:30) and the guys talk about engaging misinformation online. (15:10) Inauguration Day brought out all the Inauguration Baes. Yea, you know who I’m talking about. (38:00) We read off some new Illegal Executive Orders that should be implemented with this new administration, so Hear Ye, Hear Ye on that ass. (56:56) The Mets hire and fire a creepy GM, and should there be a statute of limitations on when the victim has to out their harasser? (1:09:09) The fellas break down and review One Night in Miami, and we have a special treat for you following the pod so stick around. Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. Available every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast and our 50th episode! We have a special guest sitting in on this one. Comedian and writer Derrick Murray is back and we talk to him about his upcoming comedy special. (11:32) Impeachment Part 2: Election Boogalo, the white privilege cut. (36:48) Lizzo fans are body shaming their body positive queen, (51:00) and we all love that chicken from Popeye’s, but why are black people singing about it? (54:10) Lori B. Harvey belongs to the streets and we respect her for it, but we don’t respect the “simp” life. (1:12:10) OnlyFans models are making a fortune, and they ain’t even effin’. Who’s paying for that?! (1:31:00) Vaccinations are on the way thanks to Operation Warpspeed. On your mark, get set....Conspiracies! (1:41:10) We rank the Jokers and it gets a little more heated than intended, then a Jedi makes a special appearance. Go figure. Thanks Derrick (@DrokComedy) for coming through and kicking it with us, again, and thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don’t like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and Happy New Year! (12:02) Tom Cruise goes the F*K off with "no apologies"! (23:13) The guys speak on what they got for Christmas, the loneliest gift in the world, and Paula Patton is impossible. (38:40) Mike Pence takes his balls back, The Church of Trump invades the Capitol and literally takes a sht, (51:13) and what is the charge for Fox News' propaganda inciting violence? (1:06:55) We review a movie from the Lasso Lady herself, (1:26:05) and the animated story of a black man whose body was stolen by a white woman. (1:43:47) We talk about The Blackchelor and how long he'll last before black twitter cancels him...and by black twitter we mean black women. Hey! Thank you guys for rejoining us in the new year. Still the same classic jams from us every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. Stay tuned. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Happy New Year!!!! Thanks for rocking with us, enjoy these classic moments and we are back at you next week with a brand new episode! Be safe, show love, PEACE!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Hope you had a great (insert holiday your wokeness will allow) Friday and got some cool stuff to return with the gift receipt! Spend time with the kiddos including the two you don't claim while you check out some early days of the pod including some fan favorites! Be safe, show love, PEACE!
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast and (1:50) who's fault was it?! (9:35) The guys get into a real conversation about finance and what exactly is analysis paralysis. (26:45) We dissect Spelman accepting its first white, female student, and the reaction from social media. White savior or overly excited? (43:10) How will you remember this year? The fellas try to wrap their minds around how to wrap up 2020. (51:24) Does porn destroy the reality of "real sex", or is "real sex" overly romanticized, (1:08:10) and are IG models even real? (1:17:30) The relationship counselor, Kevin something, is receiving backlash from his viral moment, (1:26:06) and what would you do if your girl left you for a girl? Thank you everyone for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We're here every Sunday with a new episode on your favorite streaming platform, so check us out. Be safe. Show love. Peace
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (10:00) Rudy got the cooties! Poor Rudy, now onto something important. (13:40) We put some respect on Kim's name, which is the most unexpected outcome of this conversation. (31:45) Teyana Taylor is retiring because she feels unappreciated. We talk about the saturation of the music market, and the detriment of being signed to an active artist, plus...we'd love to have as many followers as her. (43:25) Honesty on social media is a lost art, and what's a woman's equivalent to "I can go all night"? (51:55) Floyd is gonna fight Jake's brother. Are you entertained? No? Neither are we. Has the pandemic started Celebrity DeathMatch? (56:25) Christopher Nolan is out here trying to be an evicted Tenant after talking slick about the Warner/HBO Max deal. He coulda just STFU. (1:04:50) Do we really need Coming 2 America or Last Friday anymore? Where do you rank the Friday's? Thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts, dropping every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! It's the most irritating time of the year. Christmas music is back and way too early, as always! (3:45) We rap about Thanksgiving and the deep penetration into Sam's nostrils. (19:30) The guys talk about the Brawl For It All, Thunderdome at the Nursing Home, The Great White Hype, the...you get the point. (38:38) Marcus reluctantly tells a story about his privacy being invaded, (42:28) now introducing They Page, and these crackers are getting kinda crazy. (1:08:08) There's a new love doctor in town, and all you average looking folks better mind your manners. (1:30:34) We discuss the impact of the Warner Bros./HBO Max deal, the future of the movie industry moving forward, and the rebrand of "Pennie's". Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Catch us on your favorite streaming platform every Sunday. That's all we got! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (4:00) The champ is here! Our own Sam Ridley won the #Standemic National Comedy Contest, and straight waxed the competition. We get into what his experience was like during the contest, and Marcus gives his from a viewer's standpoint. (23:05) Kevin Hart takes some heat about his latest comedy special. I bet he gives a fox now. (41:20) You'll find the worst lies we've ever told our parents right in here somewhere. (54:38) Lyft and Uber strike a massive deal with the Feds, because that's what we need...more Uber drivers, (57:43) and Kamala Harris gets a moment of silence. (1:02:26) Fan question: Why is it less acceptable for a white man to date a black woman? (1:10:20) Would you sleep with an extremely attractive lesbian that wouldn't take off her strap? Welp! That's all we got today, and thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Catch us every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. Be safe. Show love. Peace, and Happy Thanksgiving
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (8:00) Anyone else surprised that Thanksgiving is still around given the climate? We are, but Happy Thanksgiving! Are you following the CDC Guidelines? (17:35) Marcus almost shows the Teacher's Lounge his goodie bag, (23:48) and what is a good dick pic? (29:58) MBJ is the SMA. Apparently, they just give this thing away. (38:20) Wonder Woman on HBO Max and Sam thinks GoT hate is heavy handed. (43:52) The guys talk from a comedian's stand point about the movie 2 minutes of Fame, (1:00:55) and Kevin Hart's special. (1:17:35) The Sno Man vs Gucci. It got a little tight in there, but everyone made it home...we think. And is Jay-Z afraid of Drake and Eminem? Hey, thank you for tuning into Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. Happy Thanksgiving! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This episode is sponsored by The Standemic Comedy Show. (2:15) Pres. Elect Joe Beezy may have a squatter situation at the White House, and Van Jones is trying to get back in our good graces. (11:00) Sam discusses the difficulties of a comedian having to edit a set for submission in competition, (13:45) and Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue. (23:50) It's 2020. Hard to go a week without having some losses and Sam speaks on his, (28:00) and the military being used as guinea pigs for the Covid-19 vaccine. (36:28) When Sean Connery gives you the last word...you better take, (49:05) and is "She Reeeaaadddyyy?"...Nah. (50:37) The guys get into some recent album releases, (1:01:30) and are celebrities being outsmarted by Trump? (1:06:00) Sam talks about having a reminiscent moment with his son, and Marcus accuses black people of stealing heroes. Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Don't forget to check out our guy Sam Ridley, and the other great comics, appearing on The Standemic Comedy Show on November 20, 2020. Get your tickets on www.lpac.org/standemic. We'll see you next week on your favorite streaming platforms. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, Episode FOETY! To celebrate we're drinking a couple of 40s, so let's see how this goes as a family. (6:20) At the time of this recording we don't have a President Elect, not saying we've had one for the past 4 years, but we just don't have a new one yet. We talk about our voting experiences, lies, and Fox News is on fire. (29:50) Happy Halloween! Blade takes a beating, and in a pandemic trick or treating. One is definitely worse than the other. (36:45) Are color redacted people the only people that, for the most part, push back against being told how to operate during these trying times? (48:38) The Oregon Trail turns to "dust" after the state decriminalizes the hard stuff, so needless to say this pod is moving. (53:53) Is it okay to be in a relationship with a dumb person just because you love them? There is no smart answer. (1:05:30) SPORTS TAAAAALK! We talk about Dak Prescott having the most valuable injury in sports history. (1:15:00) The guys exchange advice about how they'll go about keeping their kids drug free in a world where all the drugs are free. Hey we all we got, and that's all we got! Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Right here every Sunday on your favorite streaming platform. See you next time! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and you can tell everybody! (7:17) We get into some undercover fandom, why wearing your sports apparel outside could slow you down, and a little SPORTS TALK! (14:45) Hello insomnia my old friend, Sam says it's nice to see you again. (17:40) We'll have a new leader of the free world next week, but one of us doesn't think that's the case. (23:40) The guys discuss the creative genius of Sasha Baron Cohen, Fear the Walking dead being racist, and the innovation of zombie movies. (35:53) A heated conversation breaks out on how important it is to be at the table with the President and the power. (48:40) For everyone that didn't think Hitch was real, the guy from SNL pulled ScarJo, (53:18) and the 5 Looks challenge. Have filters gone too far? (1:00:00) And what you've all been waiting for...Wiki Racial Terms!!! Guess who has the most?! It's not who you think. I'm kidding, it's exactly who you think. That's all we got! Thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. We'll see you soon and Happy Halloween. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:00) The future is wireless, (4:50) the struggle podcast, (7:00) and Fear the Walking Pickaninnies. (12:10) Did all the black people in Hogwarts move to Lovecraft Country? We discuss, next! (24:11) We update the listeners on important cases that we continue to follow that affect our community. (27:00) Rudy Giuliani caught in a compromising position with Borat's daughter, Moderator Bae stole the show, and which racial slur do you prefer? (53:19) The guys get into whether, when making another source of media into a screenplay, does the cast need to resemble the original? (59:22) Shonda Rhimes leaves ABC for Netflix over some Mickey Mouse bullsh*t, (1:07:25) and Google Play Music is shutting down shop. (1:08:55) Does having some GAP mean you're good in the sack? Because some of y'all got some lazy ass pu...Thank you again for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts, with a new episode every Sunday on all of your favorite streaming platforms. We'll be seeing you! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (9:30) Sam was in Vegas at the MAGA roulette table, and he always bets on black, while Marcus is neck deep in distance learning. (16:30) Tonald Drump has Covid-19, blamed an assistant, but possibly got it from his son who tested positive weeks ago. (22:50) What's with the Lebron James hate? We end the MJ comparison forever, and why didn't he mention Kobe until prompted? (37:15) Cardi B. showed the ladies off to the gram and they got 4 thumbs down, (42:30) also Dr. Dre got a win for the men. (50:50) Coming 2 America is going straight to Amazon Prime, (1:00:00) and Morgan Freeman is James Earl Jones' son. (1:03:00) There's jealousy in every occupation, comedy included. Sam speaks on it. (1:13:10) Why do open marriages have more rules than traditional marriages? We break that thang down. You're welcome. As always thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday on your favorite streaming platforms. We're outta here. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Yea, yea, the title is low hanging flies...I mean fruit. We were running on fumes, and we had to get this episode out. (6:45) Happy Idigenious People weekend! Not really sure how to celebrate that yet, but Sam is going on vacation to an Indian casino. (10:10) Do you base your opinion of a barber/beautician on the way their hair looks when they're out of the office, and what's more disrespectful; cheating on your barber or cheating on your girl? (16:26) Kamala Harris and Flies Pres. Pence debate in an attempt to boost their brand. Were you swayed one way or another? (28:38) President Patient Zero is willing to infect the entire White House, Secret Service, and Civilians with Covid-19. How is that okay? No...really. How? (41:00) Amazon Prime's "The Boys'' has let today's political climate bleed over into the storyline, and we discuss reality mixing with fantasy. (46:00) George Floyd's murderer was released on bail...so if you see him... and how do you feel about the American flag these days? (1:07:00) The guys discuss what does it mean when a woman says "fight for me", yes we know we're having this conversation without a woman on, and yes we'll revisit. (1:13:40) Marcus gives a half-assed review of Queen and Slim and Da 5 Bloods. Look, it's been a long week and thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Here with a new episode every Sunday! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:05) We accidentally find our way down a parenting and domestic violence rabbit hole, but we ran into a really good conversation. None of this was on the list. (27:38) The Masked Singer, Lip Sync Battle, and finding the buried treasure of pleasure. (40:00) The California Reparations! No, we did not spell Raisins wrong, even though they are more believable. (47:22) Birth control for men? Don't threaten me with a good time! (59:30) The NFL postpones its first game due to a Covid-19 outbreak, and the guys discuss the impact on player's safety and gambling safely. (1:09:00) What you've all been waiting for...The Great White Hype! (1:33:15) One last thing, OnlyFans and Racists. Let's do some math together, shall we? Thank you for tuning into the Illegal Opinions Podcast, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. New episodes every Sunday everywhere for your streaming pleasure. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We have a special guest this pod, comedian Derrick Murray! (9:35) Right at the top we have a heated and much needed discussion about the grand jury verdict regarding the murder of Breonna Taylor, and the implications that may follow. (26:40) We get into Derrick's official introduction, him being half of a black man in half of a white man's body, (41:40) and Sam gets some extra attention at Sam's. Just listen, you'll understand. (52:00) Sam and Derrick educate Marcus on the pockets of Alt Right groups that exist in the shadows of the Cali sun, (55:55) plus that one time Derrick's privilege almost got them shot, and how they ended up homeless in Chicago because of Instagram and a janky promoter. (1:16:45) So Wells Fargo and black people...am I right?! We have the corporate memo that was sent out for employees only that we'll read for your listening pleasure. (1:31:40) Marvel pushes Black Widow and all other 2020 releases to 2021, so why do we have Disney+? (1:41:38) Cobra Kai! Strike first! Strike hard! No Mercy! (1:52:52) Relationship Segment: Should you go to premarital counseling before taking the leap of faith with your soulmate?...Oh, and we talk about if bad head will leave you lonely if you're not trainable. Hey as always, thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Thank you Derrick Murray for coming through. You can find him @drockcomedy on both Twitter and Instagram, Nerdbot.com for his movie reviews, and The Jack of All Nerds Show. Check out a new I.O. episode every Sunday! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We were fortunate enough to be guests on The Bacchanal Podcast earlier this week, and things got out of hand as they usually do. (8:35) Starting off, we jump into allegations of Joe Budden getting a little too friendly with man's best friend, his beef with The Brilliant Idiots, and a smear campaign at the tail end of his contract with Spotify. (22:40) Sam gives some insight on the current culture of the comedy scene, we discuss the myth of "Cancel Culture", (30:28) and a story about a man with a small brain and smaller hands named "TikTrump". (49:45) "The Boys" are back!...on Amazon. (1:04:50) Do you like your tv shows to come out as a season to binge it, or an episode weekly to savor it? (1:30:10) We take a slight dive into Lovecraft Country, or "Black Stranger Thangs", on HBO with no spoilers, we promise. (1:47:40) Why do women think that if they woke up with a "hang down" they could immediately go out and trap some WAP? They obviously haven't met themselves. We end on Akil telling us a highly entertaining fable about JAPAN that you don't want to miss. Thanks to the Bacchanal Podcast for having us on, it's always a good time. Thank you for listening to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Check out a new episode every Sunday, so we'll see you then! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (9:37) Marcus gives y'all his movie that makes him a little misty, and Sam gets into whether you should drop dollars on a gaming console on launch day. (16:45) Brianna Taylor's family receives a settlement after her murder at the hands of the police, but we believe this is a far cry from justice and we get into it. (34:00) Is Roy Jones Jr. scared? Joe Budden smear campaign? J.K. Rowling? Netflix Cuties? Cardi and Offset? All right here. (52:25) If your girl gets into a fight with a trans woman do you help her, or do you let her dance solo? (1:09:15) The guys discuss how colleges are finessing students out of room and board while distance learning, and the importance of HBCUs. (1:27:15) Let's add the word "black" to something universal and have black people argue about it...now off to the races...no pun intended. Thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We'll be right here every Sunday! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! We are LIVE from the Coterie Social Club in Downtown LA, and Marcus may not leave but Sam warns of Lions, Tigers, Earthquakes, and Wildfires. (21:48) The guys discuss why we applaud Dave Chappelle for leaving money on the table, but we're dragging Joe Budden through the mud for doing the same thing. (31:20) Was it treason for Tonald Drump to withhold how deadly Covid 19 was from the American public, while also calling men and women that have died in combat "losers"? (52:45) The Academy now has written guidelines in order for a movie to be nominated Best Picture. Is this going too far in the name of equality? (1:05:40) Is it a coincidence that Tyler Perry is in the South working his people like slaves? (1:14:00) Gladys vs Patti! Gladys' Banana Pudding vs Patti's Pies. (1:18:00) Is it important to you how active your significant other is on social media? Is the IG model worth your GD time? Thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We'll be right here with a new episode every Sunday! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:30) We discuss the passing of Chadwick Boseman, criticism of his last appearance, and explaining loss to your kids. (21:45) The actual Project Power review, spoilers ahead so be wary. (35:50) Here's our Brandy vs Monica breakdown, and hopefully we never have to talk about this "rivalry" again. (49:05) The guys discuss the Jacob Blake shooting and how some of the pale skinned public is trying to make it right, while also defending the 17 year old shooter in Kenosha. (1:07:15) For the last 3 years people have been more polarized than ever on social media. When people show you who they are, believe them. (1:13:10) Disney is ditching their failed "woke" agenda...wait, they had an agenda? (1:37:40) We get into the business of podcasting and having to choose integrity over money, but we'd love us some money too! Again, thank you guys for tuning into Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We'll be right here every Sunday so check us out, and tell a friend to tell a friend. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! This is Part 2 of "Tony Would Never". (1:35) The guys get into a heated discussion over the appeal of Amber Geiger, the murderer of Botham Jean. (17:00) Naked and Afraid? Are they fu**kin'? (23:08) We ask Can you grow to be sexually attracted to someone because phat assets exist, (25:20) and why doesn't a woman believe a guy when he tells her that her male "friend" wants to beat? (36:18) Did you hit your peak in high school, (39:00) and should men just approach women and tell them exactly what they want from them since women say they like aggressive guys? (43:05) In the future there will be a firm that goes through social media and confirms the amount of bodies someone has before you pop the question...yep, back on that body count, and if their count is too high can you go back to their hometown? (53:25) I'm not gonna lie, we go through a plethora of sexual deal breakers for us and it gets kinda wild. Enjoy the ride. Thanks again to Brandon West for coming to kick it with us, and thank you for listening. This is Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We'll see y'all next Sunday. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 28!!! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Big Dawg Brandon West came to kick with us once again, so you already know what time it is. (4:50) Mr. West is still out there protesting, burning things with white people but in another setting. (10:15) We have a bone to pick with the ladies and the "legs in the pool" pictures, (13:45) and talk about being desensitized to a lot of the things that we come across on the day to day. (17:00) Here's a non-spoiler review of Project Power (y'all have 2 weeks before we really get into it), (26:40) and should you ever feel safe around Mike Tyson? (37:00) Kat Williams dropped some knowledge with his perspective of today's climate, and the guys chopped it up a bit. Is there a parallel between the careers of Kat and Dave Chappelle? (54:00) Brandon and Sam tell us about the times they almost gave up on Stand Up, and there are some jewels in there so pay attention. Hey, do you remember how it was to see Kill Bill: Part one and not know that there was a Part 2? Well, that's what this is like! We'll see you guys next Sunday for the second half of our conversation with Brandon West. As always, thank you for listening to Illegal Opinions. The podcast for people that don't like podcasts. Be safe. Show Love. Peace.
Welcome to The Illegal Opinions Podcast! (5:00) We start off by getting into what we've watched, and a little weekend wrap up. (16:40) Sam gives an update on the distance learning situation in his home, and Marcus talks about his fraud career ending with an ass whoopin'. (21:55) We talk about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP-appeal and its possible implications moving forward. (40:00) Next, we get into the Vice Ass Presidential nomination. Heeeeeeeey Mrs. Harrrrris. (58:20) In this week's YCJSTFU, our favorite sports wife is at it again on Twitter writing checks that her man may have to cash. (1:18:05) Also, one of our hosts shares a personal journey, while the other makes fun of him for being "celebrate". (1:21:30) The guys discuss whether Hollywood can be blamed for celebrities having mental breakdowns and their cries for help. This game is not for the weak hearted...or minded. As always, thank you for tuning in to Illegal Opinions! The podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We'll see you next week! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 26! Welcome back to another episode of the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (2:03) The guys are coming in with the hot take that all women think their brain games are fire...not true. (7:13) After a few days with a visitor Marcus says he'll never live with someone again, (14:40) and Sam gets into life at home with a teacher and kids under one roof experimenting with distance learning. (30:22) We jump into some recent music dropped by Brandy and DaBaby, and (38:25) Sam gets back into his Kangol Movie Reviews bag with reviews of the Highnote and Black is King. (54:40) Disney has tightened up the restrictions at their parks, but does that mean you should be there? Also, Disney+ is going to start dropping premium content for $30 a pop. Are you down? (1:04:40) The guys discuss if a woman would give you another go if the first sexual experience was lacking. (1:11:00) We get into Dr. Dre and Tracy Morgan's divorce proceedings, and what a spouse of a celebrity deserves. (1:22:00) The Lebanon bomb captures the attention of the world. Any conspiracy theories? (1:25:00) President Jackass is back at it again. Nothing more to say here. (1:30:30) What characteristics can women display with their children that are red flags for you, and when disciplining your children, Old School or New School? (1:50:00) Ladies, why do you want men to go to bed when you go to bed? Are you afraid of the dark?... Hey thank you again for tuning into Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts! We'll be back, right here every Sunday. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (5:00) We jump right in with Sam's return to the stage after a forced hiatus, and how we need to laugh next to one another. (13:40) Marcus takes issue with women calling their sons "king", and building bad ass little boys. (19:05) The guys get into an obscure movie review, and are we finished with the one man army genre? (27:45) We take a dive into the Universal/AMC deal, and how someone in that office is asleep at the wheel. (36:40) How high do you have to be to write and create commercials nowadays? We ask the Sweet One. (47:00) Is Terry Cruise's hate being amplified because he's married to a white woman? And yes, we spelled his name wrong on purpose. Fk him. (1:00:00) Can a man compliment your woman in the wrong manner?(1:12:40) Is it possible that a person you're interested in can have too many bodies on them, and when is it okay to have a preference in who you're dating? (1:37:10) Lastly, we give some business advice for any and all educators out there on how to increase their value through the pandemic, and yes we expect a 15% kick back. You're welcome. As always, thank you guys for tuning into Illegal Opinions, the podcast for people that don't like podcasts. We'll be back next week. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome to episode 24 of the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (5:25) The guys start off with a little "parenting pod" this go around, Sam gives a quick review of The Old Guard, and Marcus goes into why he refuses to watch it. (30:00) Should you watch porn with your child to help guide them through a true story about love? Yay or nay? (47:00) Kanye's dark, twisted fantasy continues. (1:00:25) We dive into the super (old) fight you've been waiting for, RJJ vs Iron Mike, (1:05:50) and also speak on the need for the distraction of sports in this climate. (1:12:36) Next, we get into the DMX and Snoop Versus. For an in depth review...we didn't watch it. (1:17:15) How do you guys like the Washington Football team's new name? Does it have a ring to it? (1:26:30) Tory Lanes and Meg the Stallion...blah blah blah...bang bang bang, then Mr. and Mrs. Meghan Markle fight for their right to privacy. Again, thank you guys for tuning in and we appreciate it more than you know. We'll see you next week. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
23!!! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:25) Remember the gross mixed drinks we use to indulge in? Yea, Sam is on that. Also, we did a blind podcast with the correct predictions! Who wants their palm read? (5:30) The Red Table Entanglement continues. (39:20) The guys talk about the post #MeToo movement women remaking male driven movies with an all female cast, and we trash Mission Impossible...kinda. (56:55) Who's a better actor, Tom Cruise or Will Smith? (1:05:00) Beyonce' as an X-(Wo)man caused a Storm on twitter. She caused a Storm...never mind. (1:16:00) Who's worse, the thirsty a** men that are relentlessly in your inbox, or the women that don't respond yet collect the messages to show them off on social media? Let's talk about it. Thank you guys again for tuning into the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and check us out on FaceBook, Instagram, YouTube, Soundcloud, and wherever the hell else. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (4:40) In episode 22 the guys get into the Redskins race relations issue and the conflict they're having with moving into their new stadium. (16:15) The National Nectarine has an international warrant out for his arrest. What's that award money looking like, bruh? (30:10) A simple chat about how to support the movement spins out of control into a JSTFU rant. (42:15) How much of your love life do you put on social media? Be careful, now. (57:20) This is the part where we don't talk about Will and Jada at all, and discuss if we'd have an open marriage. (1:20:30) Is it possible for a woman to give up them drawls too fast? The world may never know. That's what we've got for you guys this week. As always, thank you for listening! We'll be back! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and Happy 4th of July! For episode 21 we have a guest! The Bacchanal Podcast's very own Akil Goddard! (3:40) We get into a talk about the Blerd (Black Nerd) culture and how it's okay to be black and still like cool sh*t, (11:00) July 4th plans, and yanking down statues. (22:35) We love door to door sales people...not really, find something else to do. (34:25) We give our movies (and games) that make us cry, and by "we" I mean everyone but Marcus, and (40:40) what's worse, family or spoilers? (1:01:45) Sam wants to get off his "YCJSTFU" towards J.K. Rowling, (1:20:00) and he defends his hate for Iron Man 3. (1:31:30) What's dating life like for a "blerd", and gaming while in a relationship? Tell her to give up them sticks, son! As always thank you guys for listening, and we'll be back next week! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Episode TWENTY! (3:15) The guys get into what they did for the most unappreciated "holiday" of the year...Father's Day. (12:45) We talk about tv shows they've been watching and how long it takes for a show to grab them. (21:00) We get into the possible exploitation of Juneteenth, and being monetized on the wrong side of the culture. (28:00) Has there ever been a more defiant group of people around a President? (38:50) What happened to the "sage girls", and what's the concept of "following" someone? (49:51) Are black people the only ones that kick their kids out of the house at 18 years old, how some people end up in the military, and what not to do once there. (1:04:05) Marcus asks Sam "would you date a woman that has ugly kids?". Yay or nay? (1:15:30) Happy wife, happy life? (1:26:40) Is giving BJs the gateway into Hollywood comedy for females...and males? Welp, that's all we got. As always, thank you for listening! We appreciate it, and catch us next week! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 19!!! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (6:30) Covid is back in the news like it never left, because it didn't, so Marcus catches you up on what's been happening down in the Dirty, while Sam gives insight on current events on the West Coast. (13:50) In times like this it's important to know how to use a weapon, your hands, and when to leave the club. You gotta know when to hold'em, and when to fold'em. (19:00) The guys discuss their contrasting opinions on Rayshard Brooks, the acts that led to his untimely death, and the new "police reform" executive order. Is there a side to pick, or are they both right? (49:00) Peloton is now offering a non-binary option for people who aren't male or female or anything else apparently. (1:00:45) Sam asks why do women "friend zone" the men who treat them respectfully, but gravitate towards men that treat them like sh*t, and he doesn't just mean Marcus. (1:25:00) We have a special way we're ending this pod by showing support to a few people we hold near and dear. We think you'll like it. As always, thank you guys for listening. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
HAD to speak on Dave Chappelle's Netflix drop of 8:46. Enjoy the bonus episode! Sam was on the go but we got it done for y'all. We will see you Sunday with another full episode. Stay safe. Show love. PEACE!
Episode 18!!! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast. We have a special guest! Comedian/Entrepreneur/Activist Mr. Brandon West in this bih! (2:50) The fellas speak on the importance of having mentorship in the comedy game and how to dodge the pitfalls that most encounter. (13:00) As an in the streets reporter, Brandon gives his first hand account of the protests and other demonstrations happening in LA, and the Police dropping him off in Compton. (35:20) Given the climate we are in, is it more important to be with someone who looks like you, or does that even matter? (47:00) PSA: Being closer to the water may save your life in the South (don't worry, we'll explain), and (52:00) Sam tries to get Brandon cookout canceled. (54:45) We discuss comics that may be using the stage to camouflage their racism. (1:12:45) Sam thinks virgins have the best sex...(1:20:50), then we roll right into "You Coulda Just STFU". (1:43:30) Should the NFL go ahead and fire Jay-Z now that the players have forced them into acknowledging BLM?...Again, thank you guys for listening. It's appreciated. Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 17! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (3:30) Black Lives Matter. We will not go quietly into the night. You know the vibes. (8:50) What is your stance on rioting? Is it more productive than protesting? (35:50) Trump's trigger fingers turned into little Twitter fingers when they added their new fact checking feature. (43:30) A question about comedy with Sam Ridley returns with the question "Should you be trying to find the funny during a time like this?". (53:40) The guys discuss whether or not Iron Mike Tyson should return to the ring or just return to the gym. (1:05:30) The fellas introduce a new segment called You Coulda Just Shut The F**k Up! (1:16:00) Would you stay with someone that gained, and kept, a substantial amount of weight??...Welp, that's all we got on this episode and we'll be back at it next week! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 16! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Today we have a guest! (7:05) Dicarie Williamson comes through to shed some light on the current status of our Military Veterans and a place they can receive the fellowship they've so greatly earned and deserve, MVP (Merging Vets and Players). He breaks down the importance of fitness and mental health, the "Huddle" culture, Sam thinks he can beat up a one armed man, and how it's okay for a man to cry...sometimes. (56:20) Man to Man to Man question. If you propose to a woman and she says no, what's next? (1:08:50) Are you a girl Mom/Dad that lets them run around with they itties out? Shame! (1:12:40) The fellas dive into a conversation about Drump pandering to his "religious" base, (1:20:25) and what does it mean to support black businesses? Let's discuss! Thank you guys for listening, and thanks for coming through Dicarie! Like. Share. Show love. Peace.
Episode 15! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (4:40) Retirement Ridley! Congratulations on 20 years of serving your country, now get your ass to work! (7:45) The Last Dance doc is over, and Marcus and Sam are glad that people can finally shut up about it. (15:35) The fellas find themselves defending the 6 God from the nonbelievers out there, (25:30) and tackle dating a woman with multiple children. Are the snacks worth it? (39:25) Would you start an OnlyFans page? Let's discuss, you little McNasty! (1:00:10) The guys take a deep dive into the 5 Love Languages. Is it legit, or just dogsh*t? Welp, that's what we got today, and as always thank you guys for listening! Be safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 14! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Now in COLOR, and not because we're black. (3:15) Sam and Marcus quickly recap the difficulty in providing last week's pod given the events that took place, and (6:06) Marcus has an ax to grind with Benjamin Crump. (13:30) Sam interrogates Marcus about his Happy Hour rendezvous with an old flame, (31:09) has a controversial take on who's the best Batman, and losing confidence in the new guy. (43:45) The fellas toy with the idea of the Pros and Pros of Amazon buying AMC Theaters. Yes, there are no Cons. (49:35) Also, what will happen to the places you love? Amusement Parks? Jump Zones? Comic-Con? Chuckie Cheese? (1:22:00) Lil Boosie's Bad Ass might be on his way back to the lil' booty house. (1:27:25) Mike Tyson's Punch Out could be making a return in 2020 at the age of 53! (1:40:40) Marcus asks Sam a question about comedy and the answer should be obvious...but is it? Thank y'all again for tuning in to the Illegal Opinions Podcast. Stay safe, much love. Like! Subscribe! Share!
Episode 13! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! (0:01) First and foremost RIH Ahmaud Arbery, another victim of police brutality that has plagued this country. We speak about the situation at length and how it has affected us, so buckle up. (1:17:00) The guys get into a conversation about accountability and integrity given the responsibility that comes with this platform. (1:40:55) Drake and DaBaby drop quick quarantine projects. Yay or nay? (1:59:50) Toast, Mission: Impossible, and Just Say No. We end with Marcus questioning how much Sam actually loves kids.....As always, thank y'all for listening to the pod! Stay safe. Show love. Peace.
Episode 12!!! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast! Hey Ladiieeesss! We got a V in the house! (4:00) The Pentagon admits to E.T. being out there and no one bats an eye, (5:45) and we revisit JCVD and the fallout from AMC. (22:45) T. Anita gives advice to guys shooting their shot online, how to not look like a fkboy, and we talk about how to approach women in 2020. (45:14) Short skirts and rompers: Why is it okay to judge one, but not the other? (55:50) Marcus asks the age old question, why do women only care about homewreckers when its their home getting wrecked? (1:14:10) Sam finally gets to talk about his experience on Fox's 25 Words Or Less. (1:31:50) What's the moral of a beloved children’s story? After this you'll never read it to your kids again! As always, thank you guys for listening. Peace, love, and be safe.**
Episode 11! Welcome back to Illegal Opinions. (1:30) How are these other podcasts holding up? Content much? Not so great, but we in here! (7:45) The guys chop it up about their weekends with abbreviated activities. Sam talks about having the Covid conversation with children and reopening America, (16:00) and Marcus reveals a conversation with an industry friend that explained why AMC Theaters, and others, won't survive. How will the production companies adapt to a new way of doing business? (30:10) Marcus and Sam take a deep dive into The Last Dance documentary. (37:50) Babyface vs. Teddy Riley vs. the Internet. 'Nuff said. (52:00) The fellas breakdown their thoughts on the Netflix show #blackaf, and what does it mean to be black? (1:12:55) This segment is one we like to call "Ask Sam a Question About Comedy". Take notes! Again, thank you for listening and stay your a** in the house! We are here for you!
Episode 10! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions podcast! The guys discuss if right now is the best time to fly the friendly skies (1:30). We had a woman on! Are you not entertained?! Them other pods are shutting down shop, and we still got that content! (9:20). We get into a deep dive with some TV talk and music that we've been enjoying and you should too... Maybe not (18:05). The fellas get into eating groceries and interracial relationships. How? Idk, I just type this sht up (46:20). Sam gives us a peek into going viral and the significance of being ready when it happens (1:18:22). The guys wrap it up with a question for the ladies. Do women ever think that at any given time your p**y had a bad performance?.....We think we know the answer. Thank you for listening!
Episode 9! Welcome back to the Illegal Opinions Podcast, and we have our first guest! A woman is on by popular demand. We start off with Marcus getting into a mini seminar about investing in a risky economy (3:50), and our guest, T. Anita, dives into how she's dealing with her new found free-time as a tele-educator (7:10). Sam has an ax to grind with Marcus as the threesome tackle Love is Blind adding a woman's perspective. How important is a person's past when dating? (19:10). Next, we discuss the possibly outdated institution of marriage today (40:11), and the role church plays in each of our lives (54:39). T.Anita decides to go in on gender pay equality, and defends the Ms. Monopoly board game (1:08:00). Jumping back into education, should we bring bullying back into schools (1:23:15), and are your kids impressive? Probably not. (1:29:00)? The crew wraps up the pod with their Illegal Opinions of the Week (1:46:00). Thank you for listening!
Episode 8! We start off with Marcus speaking about the hoops he's jumped through and dedication to the podcast (4:15). Has Covid-19 changed the world for the better? The guys break it down (6:30). Essential personnel and the service industry are finally getting some shine (16:15), and people are finally reconnecting with one another (18:00). Are you too old for the club? Sam is stopping you at the door (22:30). The fellas dive into who really has the power of the p***y (35:40), and how we should bring back bullying (41:10). What is it about women that makes them want to "fix" a man (51:00), and Sam lets us know where his line is drawn comedically (56:00). Come behind the curtain as Sam tells a story about one of the Queens of Comedy, her dress, and his professional climb from bars to casinos (1:08:47). Finally we tackle the pursuit of happiness and when you need to stop it (1:23:00). NEW SEGMENT! "Illegal Opinions of the week" wrap up this episode. Thank y'all for listening!
We absolutely, positively didn't talk about the Rona and its effect on our lives (07:20). Sam gets into what he's done to entertain himself in a Cali shut-in, while Marcus almost destroys his house (11:45). 6 Underground puts Sam six feet under, and is Ryan Reynolds a bonafide star (15:45)? The guys discuss if Disney+ will end up collecting dust (20:40). Since outside is shut down, people have over-saturated social media and gym rats have taken their posing to the house (32:20). Marcus expounds on his hypothesis about tall guys being lame af (56:30). Next up, dating social media whores. Yay or nay (1:03:00)? The fellas end the pod with Marcus asking Sam a question about comedy he's never heard.
Black people are discovering the Rona likes chocolate too (9:20), and the guys discuss the loss of humanity in the freezer section (6:12). Sam asks if America is TOO free, (13:25) then Marcus gets into his real life fight with swine flu (21:15). The guys get into a tiff about Haddish, talk Pete Davidson's special (32:00), and breakdown if Netflix's Love is Blind like real men (50:25). Could you forgive being cheated on, and a Marvel Universe with Iron Mane (1:09:34)? Sam asks the age old question "Why can't men have sex toys?" (1:18:00) and not being afraid of the battery operated boyfriend (1:30:30). Lastly, the fellas dive into fatherhood in the current times, oh... and shout out to the moms! Thanks for listening!
Marcus and Sam thought they'd drop a bonus pod on you while you are social distancing. Was originally an Illegal Opinions Fan Page Exclusive. You're welcome. The guys take a quick minute to try and understand a fan comment from a female telling men how to listen and more importantly, how to respond. This podcast might save your relationship fellas! Let's all learn something today!
The guys get things started with an unexpected deep dive into gaming as a parent (5:00). Sam speaks on "accidentally" getting an online escort, then robbing a bank with a minor (23:15). Marcus and Sam then get to discussing whether black people can Febreeze their way out of being racist, (31:30) then someone runs in to defend white chocolate Rachel Dolezal (47:00). Billy's little Richard pops up in the news again as Sam claims Monica Lewinsky to be a bonafide American Hero (52:20). Marcus asks if it's fair for there to be a difference in pay between men and women given certain expenses (80:40). Sam McDonald had a farm and some of y'all are the worst type of potato (1:36:00). The fellas wrap it up with a question from the I.O. Podcast Fan Page and a few group shoutouts (100:50). Thanks for listening!
Marcus saw Harriet and you’re not gonna like what he has to say... our ancestors are not pleased! Sam's weekend working out new jokes at a comedy club (6:03) and the guys break down how your nasty friends should feel about the coronavirus (20:26). Voting season is here and you'll get their Illegal Opinions about turnout while Marcus tells you why your vote doesn’t matter (30:40). The guys get into a squabble about how the artist formerly known as Prince Harry may be a little too ride or die for ol’ what's her name (41:58) and answer the burning question "Can Barack Obama fight?" (54:10). Men do a lot for a woman just for some free time in a relationship (60:50) and they reveal what men REALLY do when they go out. Sam calls Marcus out for his lame methods of picking up women (72:10) and analyzes dating in and outside of the workplace in the #TimesUp era (87:50).
Today Sam and Marcus get straight to it with a heated debate over the Harvey Weinstein verdict (1:50) and what it means for the #MeToo movement (27:20). Things don't let up as Marcus feels a way about Transgender athletes in sports (31:50), and Sam sparks a debate on how we are ALL uneducated about the whole LGBT community (49:45). They end on the hot topics of Steven Spielberg's daughter deciding to go into adult film and how parents should react to their own child trying it (60:05) as well as the Kobe Bryant tribute (80:08). You don't want to miss these illegal opinions!
Welcome back! In this week's episode Sam and Marcus kick things off by breaking down predominantly black films and if we grade them on a curve (yes, Black Panther too!) (9:00). Is Michael B. Jordan trash? (25:38). They end up taking a deep dive into adult film (41:40), what it’s like to watch with a partner and if porn changes men’s expectations of real sex (60:08). The guys end oversharing a few embarrassing rendezvous with ex girlfriends and answer the question of how many climaxes is too many in one night (70:10). Follow @illegalopinionspodcast on IG and join the Illegal Opinions Facebook Group TODAY!
In the very first episode of Illegal Opinions podcast, Sam and Marcus jump right into "Illegal topics" explaining why Halle Berry is bad in bed (2:00) and how men get body shamed more than women (12:49). They also tackle men who aren’t into sports (30:20) and why Marcus thinks Snoop’s apology to Gayle King was bull (46:21). Finally we close on Sam getting accused of fat shaming, how people argue online wrong (65:40) and MORE!!!