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https://pinecast.com/listen/ab7b1c2d-a93e-4725-ac69-560db53d2a78.mp3Oh, hey! Are you still here? Well, he died. Let’s chat about that plus Elon Musk’s X Premium+ Grok AI gone woke and whatever the Garfield Eats guy is up to these days. This is our victory lap. We all outlived him! Be happy for us, and be happy for yourself! Join our Discord. Bye for now! We’ll be back if he dies again.
Featuring: Sara, Jo, Roy, and Sam
Intro: The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Outro: Sam playing Ode to Joy on virtualpiano.net
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https://pinecast.com/listen/e85ff0e0-9a14-4d4b-bcff-6db7d14bd03b.mp3SATAN is workin overtime to make a new level of hell cause HENRY PISSinger has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED!! u may know this proPIGandist by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS , GENOCIDES , MILITARY COUPS, and other CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!! but DID U KNOW he was also someone hillary clinton considered a close personal friend!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring war AGAINST the CUMMIES and other unCUNTstitutional things and ppl called him a hero today we pour one out for one of the WORST PEOPLE to ever do it so SPREAD THOSE LEGS like ur the freedom of infWHOREmation act && send this to 2⃣1⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK . GET5⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe IN THEIR PANTS get back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY tonight
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Hey, cool kids! After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)! Topics this week: Joe Biden: trans ally? (no) Anti-trans […]
We’re baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete’s oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and […]
Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we’ve compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, “jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh” moments […]
We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry! Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John. Edited by John. […]
Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi’kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada’s stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance! Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John. […]
“Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!” This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of the episode, they talk about things that have been making them feel happy. Intro: The Taxpayers – […]
Bit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG’s tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take a bit of time to discuss […]
Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what’s happening in Rochester […]
In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too […]
Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we’re definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is […]
Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website. […]
What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast. Due to some technical issues, Val’s audio is rough but improves around 13 minutes in. Apologies […]
We’re back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they’re good), the cops (they’re bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they’re tasty!). We also talk about Matt Gaetz’s very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing […]
What if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important. Hosts: alex leafcrunch and Val flightcub who edited Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Batman Theme – […]
Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss Jcob Whl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end. Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ladies – Fiona […]
Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political […]
Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President. Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as […]
Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. […]
In this very special episode, Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going to The Movies! Our discord streamed Cats (2019), and we just had to record an episode about it. Sam, Sara, Matt, and Val have a lot to discuss, and a lot to learn about cats- are they dogs? Tune in to find out! Edited by […]
Social distancing can’t stop us from podcasting, baby! Sara and Matt are here this week to learn about what good polls are like, relish the death of the original Bitcoin, and talk about some comforting anime in this trying time! Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by Sara! Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men […]
Can we get some Fs in the chat for the bevy of presidential hopefuls who suspended their campaigns last week? Can we ask ourselves which other adjectives can be used to describe a Tuesday? Can we abolish a country that’s really just three mining companies in a trenchcoat? We’ll take your lack of response as […]
In this week’s snackable episode, Sara and Val discuss: Mike Bloombefg, Bernard Sanders, the ongoing Wet’suwet’en protests, twitter, and why Sonic the hedgehog has a micropenis. They kick off the episode with that last one, actually. Hosted by Val and Sara Edited by Val Music Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Hall of Mirrors – […]
Hey folks! It turns out you didn’t subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone’s contents, courtesy of Tesla! Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate (🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 #RatMode #BuyingGuide #LatestHoverboards #Swegway #SaturdayMorningVibes) and Canada perpetuating significant colonial violence in […]
What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now! For your viewing pleasure, the normal […]
This week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don’t like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B’s own “please clap” […]
Live from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It’s alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they’re sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn’t feel so alone down there. It’s just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give […]
Rejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don’t worry, someone says “Peepee Poopoo Johnson” at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice […]
Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to […]
🍑🌱?!? Val and the Matts of Gamecube and Scotland discuss Elon’s cybertruck, the CN strike, the British leader debates, and the therapeutic effect of eating one (1) ice cream. If only Joe Biden would listen to their advice! It’s not too late to just eat an ice cream instead, Joe. Also an announcement: HKIPGTD is […]
Matt and Sara take you on a gaming adventure before going way over their heads trying to talk about Bolivia. Also, we weigh the idea of respecting the troops during hockey and also at Panera Bread. Featuring: Sara and Matt, who also edited. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus […]
This week we’ve got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone’s least favourite voice actor. And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum! Featuring: Zoey and […]
This week, Sara and Matt (Not GameCube) discuss who’s peach, who’s putting cool racing stripes on their oil pipelines, whose hometown eats a recordbreaking amount of domino’s pizza, and more! A veritable who’s who of an episode. Snap election time, baybee!!!! Featuring: Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil […]
This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover, AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday’s newest single, Mama Economy. Music used: Evil Men – The TaxpayersTrain – Danny GonzalezMama Economy – Tay Zonday […]
Originally intended as a short segment on this week’s episode, Matt’s discussion with friend of the show Sarah ran long enough to release on its own. Sarah helps give us a simple primer on the history of a divided Ireland and just how badly Boris Johnson is fucking everything right up.
This one’s a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous’s choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should […]
Hello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), […]
Canada’s elections, presidential normal ones, cars, and thoughtcrime advertisements are all brought to you by the letter Q! Hosted by Matt and Val Edited by Roy Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Nickelback – Photograph (Pokemon GBA Soundfont Remix by Roy)
Sara makes her triumphant return to HKIPGTD and regains her platinum “cohost with every host” trophy. Matt (Scottish) gives us the LoDo on BoJo. The Canadian election continues to happen and I appreciate the non-American hosts talking about it at all! Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – […]
Apologies for the confusion, the first version of this episode had some severe audio issues, so we took it down to re-edit. This is the final, fixed version, including 7 minutes and 29 seconds of content that was previously unusable. Little bit of an easy-listening episode this week, as we gather round to talk about […]
One of the greats has left us. We gather here today to discuss the falling of a titan, the passing of one of the last few old souls left in the world. We speak, of course, of Jeremy Renner The App. It’ll live forever in our hearts. In addition to that post-mortem, Matt Gamecube talks […]
Our usual British correspondent Alex was busy so we brought on a very special and very Scottish guest to fill us in on all the latest from across the pond. What is proroguing? Can you cook it in a skillet? Will the Matts be forced into unarmed combat to establish dominance, or will they do […]
Batten down the hatches, everyone – Matt got a soundboard. Amidst all the clips blasted out of his computer, alex leafcrunch and Val break down Bernie’s Laborpalooza plan, Matt bargains for Greenland, alex falls down some stairs and experiences a heated podcasting moment, Tangerine Lemon proves the haters wrong, and Brooks gets softblocked. And also, […]
It’s a doozy this week folks! Caroline and Alex dive deep into a discussion of the completely normal circumstances of Epstein’s death, as well as some details about his life. So, content warning for discussion of child sexual assault and trafficking throughout. There are lighter topics though! Topics like the president yelling at the tv! […]
Folks! It’s Democratic Debates…. 2! Matt watched them and tried to explain them to Val and alex leafcrunch, who did not, and a bad time was had by all. We also discuss nationalized health care and transit from a Canadian perspective, online accessibility and brainstorm which biblical plague is coming for us next. All relevant […]
Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you’re not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone’s favourite federal judiciary power: Execution! Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by […]
HKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn’t punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when […]
Sorry this one’s so late! Got a bit tied up in editing so we’re a bit behind the times – nonetheless, we’re here to podcast! But more importantly, we’re here to give you an honest, no-bullshit take on something that’s been on top of everyone’s minds: what is up with everyone’s 2020 campaign logo? We […]
America was too busy popping off fireworks if you know what I mean (popping off fireworks) so it’s kind of a Canadian one! We talk a lot about environmental justice and how it affects every aspect of our lives. Don’t worry, we also talk about the communist Betsy Ross shoes and the political alignment of […]
Nice. Featuring: Matt, Caroline, Sara Edited by alex Music: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Neil Cicierega – Pokémon
Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number. Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier […]
From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo! Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men […]
On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Slvoj Zzek vs. Jrdan Pterson dbate that happened a couple months back in Tronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had […]
Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis. At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled […]
Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more! Featuring Sam and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men
Lauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl’s latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya’s case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford’s cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, […]
Dirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared. Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared. Featuring Matt and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men […]
Andy Cuandy Loves It! One Weird Trick To Get $1.6 Billion From The City Of New York! Ambassadors Hate Him! One Wacky Way To Get Evicted From An Ecuadorian Embassy! White Supremacists Love Her! One Odd Tip To Get YouTube Live Comments Disabled! All these useful lifehacks and more as Sara and Roy tackle the […]
Sara and Matt hop back in the saddle to talk internet infrastructure, fake woke Canadian politicians and newer Antifa Supersoldier Jimothy Carrey’s fight with Italian fascists. Alex wakes up bright and early to record an interview with the amazing N of LegitTayUpdates (voice modulated by request), recently released after serving a term in prison for […]
This episode’s mostly about Garfield! On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays. Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! […]
This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz […]
Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY Featuring Sara, Roy (punished), and […]
Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunch Music Used: The Taxpayers – […]
Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! […]
Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet […]
Hello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuff Featuring: Lauren, Roy, and Sam Edited by Patrick Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Utada Hikaru – […]
Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end. […]
The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex […]
Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal […]
A thankaroo from us to you. It’s been a really great experience to do this show for a year and so we put something together to say “Thamk Yuo” While you’re here let me also extend my (patrick) and our (assorted non-patrick) thanks to: Sara, for getting us all off our asses to actually get […]
It’s almost 2019, and it’s time to reflect on the very normal year we’ve had, and turn our eyes forward to the very normal year to come. It’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! How much will Sam personally donate to fund the border wall? Which politician’s fetish will become public knowledge next year? […]
Call us the Oscars, because we needed a new host! Two of them, actually! But like we’re not gonna fire them, like what the Oscars did to Kevin Hart. Look, it’s hard being topical, okay? Either way – please welcome our two new hosts, Alex (Leafcrunch) and Roy (Fuckwarlock)! They’re our newest additions to the […]
Another week in hell, folks! Or should I say two weeks because the Americans had their fake November Thanksgiving last week and non-Americans like the one editing and writing this description were working. This week the gang talks Tungle.hell, GamesDoneQuick, Laura Loomer’s four hour tantrum and the fact that climate change will kill us all. […]
Sam and Sara are drift compatible and piloting a big podcast robot as a two person team this week, and what a week it was. Talking points include: evil internet companies, an impromptu game of movie ball, the wacky president’s new weird thing he said, Jim Acosta – Kung Fu master, Sony steals a thing […]
The young guns of HKIP are here with a post-midterms episode to talk about all the bad-to-fine results from the recent elections. We also cover the most recent mass shooting to make national headlines, Charlie Kirk’s (alleged) spending habits, RBG’s recent whoopsie, Jeff Sessions, and other news and news based products. Highlights include: the demise […]
In arguably our least prepared episode yet, your friends at HKIPGTD try to bring a little bit of levity as they juggle it alongside yet another week of horrendous news that came down the pipeline! We also talk Jacob Wohl’s corn cob troubles, get to the bottom of whether or not Master Chief’s suit jerks […]
Let’s just get one thing straight, here. There is nothing funny about sending a b*mb to Alec Baldwin. Just something we have to clarify since we have so many listeners at the NSA! Anyway, this week was bad, as so many of them are. It’s Halloween though, kind of, so that’s something! In the spirit […]
We’re getting S E X Y this episode, and each host has something carnal to bring to the table! Join us as we recount this surreal week and talk about Elizabeth Warren going to The Max for some shakes with Screech! We also all get our 23andMe tests and find out just what percentage of […]
We’re back! We missed a week because everyone was unavailable and/or depressed, but your favorite gamers are here to be mad about Brett Kavanaugh – finally! Zach assigns cabinet positions to Bone Bone and Donald Trump Jr, Patrick laughs at a joke that isn’t theirs to laugh at, Sam struggles to remember what 11 minus […]
Boy howdy we sure did talk about Brett for almost an entire hour. Linus just woke up, Patrick and Caroline melted their brains with hours of senate hearings, and Sam is trying to wrangle any sort of coherence out his very dazed co-hosts. We also talk about Trump, because he is the president, and Elon […]
Topics of discussion include: Pickle Rick, owning Susan Sarandon, Dril tweets, bringing back the guillotine and us not knowing a god damn thing, including how say our own acronym. Featuring Caroline, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
I hope you like hearing about the Grinch’s dick, because – wait. Sorry, let me start over. I hope you like hearing about Kermit going down on Miss Piggy, because – wait. Sorry. Sometimes you just can’t sell an episode of this podcast. You know how it is with us. Don’t worry, we also talk […]
This week on a very special episode of HKIPGTD, almost everyone is busy so it’s just two gamers here to talk about the events of the week. Fortunately, we’re joined by friend of the show Scout to talk about the recently announced wage increase for Disney parks cast members and Walt’s original vision for EPCOT! […]
What a big week! For the first time in the history of our podcast, Sara allows another host to intro the episode, and then takes control back by the end. Yes, we’ve got a lot of firsts this week: the titular bowls of chili, making fun of Eminem, saying the name of George Washington… maybe […]
This episode is a eulogy for the Maverick, who recently ejected out of the mortal plane, breaking both arms immediately. We suspect he’ll spend his time in the afterlife nearly doing the right thing, then deciding not to. This week, Zach auditions for SNL. Alex does two podcasts at once. Josh enters the confessional. Featuring: […]
Here in 2018, what we know for sure is that Powerthirst is funny and that capitalism is the most reasonable distribution of resources. Just ask Verizon! This week the squad talks new names, vape games, popping big bottles for the big man Manafort and manages three separate times to discuss internet culture minutiae. We’re extremely […]
Topics of discussion include: Pokemon, nihilism, the ethics of liking Rick and Morty and of course, Looker the cat. Featuring Eden, Sam and Matt. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
CW: discussion of transphobic violence towards children from 20:00-24:33 The Canada Gang + Patrick sit down this week to discuss all sorts of wonderful (read: terrible) things going on in the world, such as: Elon’s Wild Ride, Nazi’s try and fail to organize again, The first major-party transgender gubernatorial candidate in US history, Our funny […]
Happy Space Force! All the hosts on this week met in person last weekend, and they all lived! Now the gamers are back and they get into the important stuff like space force, Saudi Arabia threatening to do a 9/11, old video games, space force and a dating app that really screwed the pooch. Featuring […]
Bad news for the Republicans’ intact heads: it turns out socialism is good and people like it! On this week’s episode: Josh pays his respects for the late Meghan McCain by voting for her father again, Evan and Sam fail to joke, and Linus does something very unnecessary. RIP George “Polite” Washington. Sorry they took […]
We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening […]
Topics of discussion include: Taco Bell depression, ComputerTalkChat, Mr. Peanut’s name, TMG/TMBG Top 3s, Squenix vore, 999 is good and Sam is smart. Featuring Sam and Luna. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and […]
This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast. […]
I hope you’re all ready for some freaking civility, because we’re at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court’s got you down, just remember there’s one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger! Featuring Sam, Luna, and Zach. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men […]
What’s up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America’s southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we’re going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again. Featuring Matt, […]
What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live […]
Topics of discussion include: LFO v. HKIPGTD, Citizen of the World Tony Hawk, soccer is destroying western civilization, Elon Mechs, salty milk and pennies, Todd’s new game. Featuring Sam, Evan, and Alex. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes […]
Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system! We had […]
NOTE This is episode had a few audio issues originally, so this version is the correct one! Thanks for your patience!* Hey gamers! Are you ready for hot takes about the coolest new game Detroit: Become Human? Well you’re in luck! In between all of our gaming, we also talked to special guest Su about […]
The gang is back and mostly intact for another week of Elon After Dusk, the Elon Musk fancast! Step into the rhyme zone with us as we discuss Elon Musk crytyping, Elon Musk’s funny lever, Elon Musk’s worse Verrit, Elon Musk’s putrid son Thrush, and more! Oppan President Style! Featuring Sam, Matt, Evan, Linus, and […]
This week on HKIPGTD, we have our first non-Lightbringer bonus episode! Axel, one of the hosts from over at Barking Points Memo, came on to talk about furry stuff with Lulu! Also, fandom outsiders Sam and Evan sat in for a complete learning experience. Join us as Axel confirms that furries do online better, runs […]
This week, we discuss the horrific Gaza tragedy at length, and then immediately forget we’re doing a politics podcast. Topics include: dodging the YouTube algorithms, Nicole Arbour punching up the jam, the mysterious death of Freddie Mercury, and time-traveling Alex. Featuring Josh, Alex, Linus and Luna. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Family Guy […]
Welcome back to The Week in Stupid! Linus, Eddy, Caroline, and Lauren are here to give you the brain worms you’ve been wishing for by discussing our very capable President Deals, Rihanna our newest Pope That Fucks, and how much we can’t stand Elon Musk (surprise!). Also, we do our best Tim the Tool Man […]
You wonderful weirdos keep giving us Patreon money, so here it is: our first monthly mailbag! Topics of discussion include sittin’ in trucks, the good cat Looker, cursed Clinton shipping phrases, and gold-covered rich asshole food. Featuring Sam, Evan, Linus, Matt, and Lauren. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon
Choo choo! You hear that? That’s the sound of us pulling into the Inflation Station for another great episode of Adjusting For Inflation, the furry podcast about everyone’s favorite kink! Join Lulu, Brooks, Patrick, and Sam as they talk about the in(flation)s and outs of the fetish in the current political climate! This episode: what’s […]
This week, like every other week, is brought to you by Canadian pizza powerhouse, Topper’s Pizza! Enjoy as all of our Canadian hosts, plus Sam, bring you a pizza-fueled hour of the nightmare hellscape we all call life! Scott Pruitt? More like Scott Pepperon-itt! So come on down to your local Topper’s, and fill your […]
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Misandry Minute! This time, we spend an hour disrespecting men! There’s some other stuff, but it’s mostly that first thing. If you have any stories about hating men, please send an email to WeAllHateMen@Fuckmen.com. Also, please e-mail us to tell us if you want Family Guy to bring […]
You know that classic relatable feeling when you’re about to start recording a podcast, and then an excerpt from James Comey’s upcoming book comes out that basically confirms the existence of the pee tape, and you have other things to talk about, but all you want to talk about is the pee tape? I think […]
Luna is back, and she finally has the bionic leg of her dreams! Thanks, Obama! That was so nice of him to do that surgery for her. Good thing, too, because otherwise Sam was going to kinkshame ASMR without any opposition, as he should. Luna also sits down with friend of the show Ambious to […]
Great news: we managed to get a week in without having to talk about a new school shooting! That’s right, this episode’s school shooting discussion is about the same ones as last week. What a treat! But it’s not all bad – we’ve also got an extremely high-brow joke about the Forbidden Substance. And no, […]
Sooner or later, we’re going to have to stop even mentioning how bad every week is. Hey, bad week! Take our hand as we trudge through a river of bad news and you shall be rewarded with some great* impressions and discussions of our favorite Wikia sites. Sometimes you just have to do anything you […]
This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to […]
Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are […]
Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that […]
We did it! Ten whole episodes! To celebrate, we discuss the Republican Wild West fantasy, Marco Rubio getting owned by teenagers, the NRA wanting no scrubs, and our milk problems. We promise not to talk about that Garfield thing anymore, and I can say that because Matt’s not here this week. Featuring Linus, Caroline, Zach, […]
Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs […]
This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, […]
What’s up, gamers? This week we’re talking about a variety of topics, some bad, some worse. The HKIP gang weigh in on Chelsea Manning’s weird Cernovich thing, Woody Allen defenders, and Trump’s fun Mueller problem. Also, we finally make our opinions on cops known! After that, we clear out our backlog of questions, fantasize about […]
Hey fellow #Resistance soldiers! We’re back at it again on the online with your favourite politics podcast that sometimes discusses the intricacies of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This week, we discuss Canadian racism, another God damn school shooting, making Football Racist Again and Meryl Streep playing liberal improv. Also Jeff Bezos? More like Jeff […]
(CW: discussion of sexual assault) Well, shoot, folks! Looks like politics is at it again! Kentucky is trying to kill everyone from Kentucky, Trump said the thing about “shithole countries”, TERFs are being TERFs, and the White House officially declared that Trump has the physique of a professional athlete. But it’s not all bad, because […]
Wow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we’re done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we’re talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit […]
It’s time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It’s a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario’s minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton’s doin’ Wage ‘Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering’s very own […]
Hello and welcome to Episode 2 of HKIPGTD! We were marred by a few technical issues this week but we sorted most of them out in post, except for our half-baked leftist takes but what would the podcast be without ’em! Featuring a wholly different cast from Episode 1, we discuss Daddy Trudeau, weed legalization, […]
Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. […]
Henry Kissinger IS Pokemon Going To Die, it's not a threat, just a fact. Created by and for the extremely online, let our rotating cast of SJWs guide you through just what the hell is happening around us.