The Chrome Polish Webcast: Recent Episodes
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A hastily assembled collection of sketches, songs and ramblings, made available to you, the listencastoidette, at the behest of our lords and masters, Chrome Polish (not really). Plus...win cash prizes! (not really)
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Ahead of "Series Two" of my nutty podcast, here's a compilation of some of the best bits from "Series One"... plus a few juicy, brand new aural vittles. The series was the successor to the extremely brief "Series Nought", which consisted only of a crippling cheese dream I had after a late night Domino's. A bit like being attacked by a panda, it will leave you bamboo-zled. And, as you'll discover, that's my best joke. Enjoy! 😁
And this month, no no no, we have (no we don't) the introduction of the exciting (no it isn't) new "Eversmart Plus" product line, an exploration of what would happen if the Scourge of Christendom visited your local discotheque (no he hasn't), and a lady with an orange moustache (no she doesn't)
As clouds of nasty viruses swirl around our sad little planet, the Chrome Polish Webcast prefers to focus on remote Welsh towns, putting the lime in the coconut, and stultifying men on public transport. Have a banana...while you still can
In the wake of the tragic, early passing of Tim Smith of Cardiacs, we lovingly and sadly dedicate this episode to him. All snowy in the pond, alongside our beloved Tim, are a HUGE lupine drama, a song about perished dairy products, and a rather annoying man brandishing that most dreaded of musical instruments...the kazoo.
We delve deep into the very tomb of entertainment, with the nefarious and mercurial assistance of Anna Spark, Elizabeth Vantaa Black and Conrad Pizey. Plus, Clive Bloom's long lost dessert-based detective thriller gets its first airing since 1953...
As we teeter on the brink of annihilation as a species, this episode tackles the simple joys of the toilet, the senseless demise of a fisherman, and provides accurate directions for the Highland-bound automobile enthusiast 😁
We tackle the hairy subject of Yukon bear legends, confront a legion of escaped chickens, and polish up some previously smudge-infested pop classics - for your dubious consideration.
Cook your grey parts in a hearty casserole of stupidity (31 minutes, Gas Mark 7), and garnish with a healthy squirt of Chrome Polish. Serve immediately to avoid disappointment.