Albert's Nightmare: Recent Episodes
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Albert's guest has a script, Albert doesn't, Albert has to make sense of what the guest is saying in order to create a logical scene.
Adult film star Jenna Starr wanders into my nightmare only to find:
Two tenants try to fix a fusebox while drinking Bloody Marys.
A funeral director organizes a viking funeral for the Prime Minister of New Zealand who was killed at a petting zoo.
A dentist sees a patient at the last minute who flirts with him after getting too much novacaine.
Adult film star Sinn Sage enters my nightmare and we find:
Two guys at a dog park with a literal rescue dog who can play football try to pick up a woman with a poodle.
A brother tries to help his twin brother get his job back at the observatory by pleading with his astronomer wife.
A principal with a bad haircut argues with a pill taking interior decorator for expelling his rock throwing religious son.
Star of the series Run The World and 22 Jump Street, Amber joins Albert in a his nightmare creating scenes about
A hot dog vendor asking a Mountie to help him recover his hot dog cart and to buy hot dogs for the kids she teaches to horseback ride.
A dog groomer's ex-fiance tells him he's getting an award, asks him on a date and tries to get him to murder a dog pound employee.
Surina Jindal, the star of Comedy Central's Hot Mess Holiday, enters my nightmare to create scenes about:
A Subway sandwich manager tells his doctor wife that he wants to audition their dogs for America's Got Talent after he accidentally takes some pills she left lying around.
Two bus drivers argue about dress codes, drinking and driving and $20.
A juggling instructor decides to perform a new move for a Saudi prince's birthday party to earn the money to save a circus school.
A very Christmas episode where Alli Chung star of Hardy Boys and Coroner finds herself in my nightmare where we see:
Mrs. Claus talks to her psychiatrist about leaving Santa.
While cooking Christmas dinner a sister tells her brother she is pregnant from artificial insemination.
While Christmas shopping a woman tries to rob her friend's jewelry store to show him how to have fun.
Adult film star Joshua Lewis joins me in my nightmare to do some scenes including:
A man tries to guess the number of jellybeans to win a dinner at Outback Steakhouse.
A man starts a sleighride business in Central Park and tries to recruit his friend and mother to be drivers.
A guy hits a reindeer with his truck and asks a taxidermist to mount it for him.
Jenna Katz of Hallmark Christmas movie fame joins my nightmare which sees such scenes as:
A train engineer's first day goes wrong when the man training her admits to killing several deer with a train.
Thanksgiving dinner ends in a fight when the daughter insults all the other women at the dinner.
A woman smokes at a wedding with her fiance who just a got a tattoo and they plan to out dance the bride and groom.
For the Halloween episode comedy writer Ely Kreimandahl uses horror movie scripts to help me create scenes involving:
A medical student telling her lover's friend that they are lesbians and decides to see a new band in downtown Duluth.
A guy tries to buy winter tires from his girlfriend and is accused of murder.
Two police officers drink scotch while trying to get a lawn mower obsessed serial killer to confess to 40 murders.
Japanese adult film star Marica Hase enters my Halloween nightmare using horror movie scripts and a thick Japanese accent and we get:
A doctor and his sister are trying to get their parents back together after they separated by hosting a family game night.
Two ghosthunters enter a suburban house and have to exorcise the ghost of a grandpa.
Warning! There is some frank language about the Japanese porn industry at the start, after that it's all nice but FYI.
Ferelith Young who is currently the voice of Eleni Syndulla on Star Wars Bad Batch and can also be seen in Cardinal and Diggstown enters my nightmare to witness:
A lawyer tries to buy a car from someone he refused to hire at his law firm and ends up threatening her with a gun.
An astronaut about to launch into space accuses the rocket's designer of murdering his girlfriend with rocket fuel.
A lawyer asks her assistant out to dinner and has flashbacks of being in the Girl Guides.
Jevin Smith who played the Rapper in Rick and Morty's Total Rickall (the Summer & Tinkles song) and star of several national commercials joins me in my nightmare where we discover:
A real estate agent who doesn't want to sell a house to his brother-in-law so his sister rams his car.
A marriage counselor who wants to hold a session in his favorite bar so he offers the bartender free advice in exchange for beer.
A camping guide and extreme hang glider try hang gliding at Tsunami Island and have to battle sharks.
Cari Haim enters my nightmare and finds:
A fireman who tries to take his old prom date to their high school reunion even though she's an ex-con.
40s gangster Billy Balls tries to pick up a dame with the promise of beer and eggs.
An accountant asks his boss's wife to frame a drawing he bought at a Goodwill store.
Candace Meeks, star of No Boys Dorm, enters my nightmare where we find:
A couple driving home from a concert have trouble with a fog machine and hit a deer.
Two truckers talk on their CB radios about cancer.
A man starts his first day at magician school with his hero, the card magician called 'Fecal Excrement'.
Have you ever wondered how well Australian adult film stars improvise? Well wonder no more!
Charlie Forde all the way from Melbourne enters my nightmares with scenes about:
A gambling addict trying to sell a car and flip a lawnmower to pay off his debts.
A kangaroo biologist comes to terms with his father being killed by kangaroos.
A father and daughter bird watching team rescue a baby woodpecker and make plans for Easter.
Adult film star Lexi Luna enters my nightmare and sees:
An incompetent cruise ship captain talks to a passenger who is also a pastor and they decide to start a Christian Cruise Line.
A detective tries to protect his daughter from being accused of the murder of her fiancee and her mother.
A spy assigned to Peru wants a transfer when she is ordered to fly a plane called Hindenburg loaded with an elephant filled with drugs.
Advisory: While there isn't any swearing there is a straightforward discussion about some aspects of the porn industry, so be careful who's listening in.
Star of a Hallmark Christmas movie and a cannibal Christmas movie Cole Gleason enters my nightmare only to see:
A minor league baseball pitcher threatens to sue a restaurant for spilling soup on his suit and ruining his marriage proposal.
Disgruntled Christmas tree employees set fir to their bosses tree lot.
A rookie waiter gives out too many personal details to his brother-in-law customer while they argue over a therapy dog.
Julia Hladkowicz joins my nightmare only to see:
A man tries to buy an antique lawn mower while drinking vodka and taking molly.
Two neighbours looking for flowers and a drill at a dead man's garage while preparing his funeral.
A rookie priest and a nun get ready to perform Easter Mass after the priest accidentally breaks the crucifix.
Dana Fradkin actress/stuntman enters my nightmare and brings with her:
A doctor gives inappropriate romantic advice to her patient asking for back pain medication.
Two song writers meet to write a cereal jingle only to discover they knew each other in high school.
A repairman comes to a pioneer village to repair a train but must fix a gas leak in order to save the park.
Adult film star Penny Barber is in my nightmare to create scenes about:
Fired test pilots who steal art from a museum and like to push over statues.
A chainsaw hotline operator whose wife convinces him to have phone sex on the job.
A tour guide high on pain pills shows a teacher every statue in her home town in just one day.
Jillian Janson enters my nightmare to experience the horror of...
A pro volleyball masseuse discovers a plot by the Japanese team to sabotage his players with uneven shoes.
A floral designer discusses the flower arrangements of a wedding with a drunk mother of the bride.
A gym owning career mother hires an army vet as an instructor when he mentions his desire to become Mr. California.
Avaah takes time away from Star Trek Discovery to enter my nightmares and see:
A party planner/DJ and cancer survivor meet at a Christmas party and discuss the accidental death of the president of the company.
A doctor joins a hospital ship to treat her alcoholic father and realizes she wants to be a singer/songwriter.
A thief and his niece pretend to be on a museum tour in order in order to steal some jewels.
Stephanie who you might have seen on Rogue, Saving Hope or YTV enters my nightmare to discover:
A Vice-President who is planning the funeral for the assassinated former President and insists on singing at the event.
A recently divorced plumber is set up to meet a recently divorced single-mother in her basement.
During a WW2 convoy, a first time Captain and his first-mate discuss eating lunch below deck while looking out for U-boats.
Jacob Blair who you've seen in Battlestar Galactica, Suits, Grounded for Christmas and many others enters my nightmare to see:
A troublesome customer who wants to talk to his female mechanic who is trying to fix his van that he drove off a cliff.
A man delivering vaccines has an argument with his landlord at the pharmacy.
Two thieves steal a bag of rare antique marbles and drive to Vegas to fence them.
Kirk just finished filming a pilot called The Big Time and joins me in my nightmare to discover:
Two friends planning a dog funeral causes them to discuss infidelity and family finances.
At the subway lost & found a man brings his fiancee to find the bathing suit he lost on the subway.
A company president talks to his therapist/ex-girlfriend about an upcoming merger and why they broke up.
Shanda Bezic who you might remember from Private Eyes, American Gods or Reign joins me in my nightmare to create scenes about:
A mountain climber and a lasagna chef agree to endorse each other's book.
A mother and daughter detective team go to Argentina to search for a missing horse.
A company president and Barbara discuss digging a well.
Danish TV star Thomas Ernst wanders through my nightmare to create:
A man calls his partner to explain he's late for for dinner because he's stuck in an escape room with people from work.
A psychic hotline operator reads the future with golf balls and gets invited to dinner by his only client a wannabe leg model.
A bartender/director is hired by a bar owner to direct an employee training video.
Rebecca enters my nightmare and we come up with:
While arguing over the rules of poker a couple discusses living in Casablanca and admit to several affairs.
A woman applies for a U.S. work visa from her ex-husband who used to be an ice sculptor.
Two assassins discuss personal problems and proper grammar while on an assignment.
Kenton enters my nightmare and this is what happens:
An optometrist gives a very intense eye exam to a man who wants dinosaur glasses.
Two friends discuss how to tell a brother they wrecked his car and how to throw a good charity ball.
A Boat architect and a butcher build and sail a yacht made of popsicle sticks.
Hilary is in my nightmare helping me with scenes about:
While attending a friend's wedding a boyfriend breaks up with his girlfriend for wrecking his car.
A psychologist tries to help a baker overcome her fear of coffee.
A man applies to be a flight attendant on a French airline.
Lise has appeared on Umbrella Academy and Damien and now she enters my nightmare to do scenes about:
A doctor passes out on his first day when he treats his first patient who was also his high school crush.
While flying to Hawaii a son tell his father he wants to be a volcano expert and not a soccer player.
While waiting to arrest an art forger/serial killer, two police officers argue over which is worse.
Comedian and sitcom actor Renee Percy (Goldbergs, Private Eyes, etc.) enters Albert's nightmare to create scenes about:
An Uber driver daughter tries to fix up her dad after she has killed her mother in a car accident.
A woman coal miner who dreams of showbiz deals with sexism from an albino miner.
A book club argues over who stole a toaster from the host and who gets to keep it.
Rebecca has appeared on the TV shows Transplant and Slasher and now she joins me in scenes such as:
A house painter convincing a groom he shouldn't get married the day before his wedding.
A coffee shop owner talks to a Jewish curling star about how to save his coffee shop and fantasy baseball.
Superman and Wonder Woman argue about who's fault it is that a boat sank in the Panama Canal and about her son.
You may recognize Cody from The Umbrella Academy or The Man In The High Castle but today he's in my nightmare doing scenes about:
A man making brunch for his very inquisitive room mate to apologize for hitting on his girlfriend.
A father pressuring his son into a kite fighting contest.
Albert is joined in his nightmare by Kendall Savage who you might recognize from Workin' Moms.
Together they explore:
A psychiatrist tries to take his pregnant pro-surfer wife to the beach but his sister who is also a psychiatrist objects.
A pizzeria owner tries to satisfy a customer with a meat popsicle promotion.
A man travels back in time to get his car repaired at an all female garage.
Entering Albert's Nightmare is Ann Pirvu star of Reign, Workin' Moms and much more joins Albert to create scenes involving:
An alcoholic teacher who deals with his ex-wife as Principal and his P.E. teacher sister throwing a keg party for students.
A tax accountant is threatened by a scientist to find her a huge tax refund or else!
Actor, painter Kirsten Johnson enters Albert's Nightmare to wander through scenes such as:
A fish owner and disgraced veterinarian inject a fish with steroids to win illegal fish races.
A dishwasher repair hotline operator discusses his supervisor's sex life with a customer trying to install a combination dishwasher/photocopier.
A gay tow truck driver is convinced by a customer to end his affair with a married man.
An optometrist/gynecologist has an argument with his sister-in-law and decides to move to Chicago.
Actor, Director, Producer Jillian Clare enters my nightmare to laugh and help me create the following:
Two movie executives in 1969 discuss how to market a Vincent Price Mexican horror comedy while eating meringue pie.
An alcoholic homicide detective questions a nun about the murder of her brother, a priest.
A woman discusses drinking, veganism and colonics over breakfast with a commune leader who moonlights as a male stripper.
SPECIAL NOTE: my microphone was acting strange so my voice sounds like a prepubescent 12 year old on this episode.
Fun and talented adult film star Kit Mercer enters my nightmare and we create scenes about:
A brother who's a thief and a sister who's a butcher drive to the Grand Canyon to dump their father's ashes and argue about who was his favorite.
A computer help line technician attempts to help his stalker remove a virus from her laptop.
A couple crash an open house to get free sandwiches and have trouble making a get away so they set the house on fire.
A wedding dress fitting goes bad.
Peter Keleghan, star of Red Green, Made In Canada, The Newsroom and too many more to list, enters Albert's Nightmare to help create scenes involving:
Undertaker brothers discuss moving to Arizona while organizing a Wiccan funeral.
A copy store customer tries to get his copies on credit.
While buying an engagement ring, a jewelry store customer steps in dog poo and insults the manager's therapy dog.
During WW2 a drunk sea captain and his first officer discuss the officer's past as a meat thief while battling a U-boat.
On this Valentine's episode of Albert's Nightmare, adult film star KENNA JAMES enters Albert's Nightmare to create some scenes involving:
A bus driver with his own podcast asks an internet celebrity for advice while she rides his bus.
A ski instructor meets his old crush who is a Repoman and he must convince her not to take his car while they get caught in an avalanche.
A children's dentist is criticized by a mother for wearing a clown costume while working.
A farmer's market honey seller trades honey for sex.
Rebecca Liddiard, one of the stars of CBC's Frankie Drake Mysteries joins Albert to create scenes involving:
A zoo entrepreneur and veterinarian discuss opening a zoo in Mexico with a pregnant elephant while drinking at an airport bar.
A space pirate negotiates refinancing his ship with Commander Hardy.
A former judge gets a new job telemarketing erectile dysfunction pills and finds out his boss is an old friend.
The owner of a healing pyramid spa in Alaska talks about the resort's difficult history with a scientist there to write a report.
Katerina enters Albert's Nightmare and joins him in scenes involving:
A honeymoon goes wrong when the groom's beard goes grey and the bride invites her ex-husband to join them.
A volcanologist tries to kill her colleague with a volcano so she can steal his radical thesis about volcanoes.
A surgeon advertises on Craigslist and performs an appendectomy in a warehouse.
Adult film star Alexis Fawx joins me in my nightmare to create scenes involving:
An Uber driver who takes a bride to her wedding but she has cold feet.
A color blind dog walker offers to help his neighbor enter her dog in a dog show while obsessing about how to pronounce his name.
A first time pilot steals a plane to sky write a marriage proposal with the encouragement of a flight controller.
On my sort of Christmas show adult film star Dee Siren is my guest and we create scenes involving:
An author is asked for advice at a book signing and gives out Santa's phone number.
An ex-priest painter tries to sell his painting of Jesus on a yacht to a lesbian nun at the Vatican.
Brother and sister employees at Disneyland have an argument over costume policy, her upcoming wedding and her vagina.
A Christmas tour of a Hawaii volcano turns out to be a set up for a murder during a dog calendar photo shoot.
On this episode Albert is joined by Kylee Evans one of the stars of the series The Good Witch. With Kylee's help Albert gets stuck in scenes involving:
Half-brothers delivering a truck of stolen goods but one brother is actually an undercover cop.
A veterinarian student who's also the sheriff joins forces with his teacher to fight the Russian mob.
A young girl's aunt insists she go on a rabbit hunt to meet her future husband.
A tennis instructor is having an affair with his student who just won the lottery.
Albert and his guest create nightmares including:
A Cuban ex-patriot asks for a loan to open a Garage/Nightclub.
A co-pilot finds out his pilot is also a priest.
At her father's funeral a daughter is informed that her mother had an affair with her dad's co-worker.
A Home Owners Association has a problem with lesbians not mowing their lawn.
Guest Gina and Albert create some scenes that include:
A dental hygienist who likes to swear.
An Olympic Badminton player has sex with his coach.
A rookie detective is mentored by a retiring cop during a homicide investigation.
Two teenagers at a 50s sock hop decide to run away to Cuba.
My guest is Stratford Shakespearean actor Qasim Khan
together he and I created some scenes involving:
A presidential candidate buys a bull from an old classmate.
A lawyer who keeps losing umbrellas decides to open a new hotel with his umbrella salesman.
A bass player who is now a scratch and sniff book author discusses his plan with his assistant on how to get on Oprah's book club.
Two cops investigate a serial killer even though the coroner is the ex-wife of one of the partners.
Horror/Comedy actress Caliegh Le Grand joins me in creating scenes involving:
A boyfriend borrowing his ex-girlfriend's car to move in with his new girlfriend
A policeman gets in trouble for hitting a kid after he breaks his arm on a toboggan hill
A flight attendant admits she's high and drunk during a flight
A mother informs her son she is having triplets on his bar mitzvah
A constructon worker confesses his love to a fast food worker
Matt Masters, CKUA host and one of Alberta's finest musicians joins me to create some stories including:
A juggler who confides to his friend an orange museum curator that he wants to give up orange juggling to be a dancer.
A furrier who wants his car back from the police after being caught masturbating in it.
A father who goes to his son's dog rescue kennel to adopt a dog after his fourth dog in a row has died.
A home owner who has to deal with the suicide of his house painter.
A police captain who tries to hide she is a woman.
This week's guest is the very talented adult film star Silvia Saige (if you google her put on safe search first). Together we create scenes involving:
Two fire fighters arguing over a painting while trapped in a fire.
A pole vaulter who argues with her brother the Dean about her scholarship.
A cat sitter admits to his customer that he's afraid of cats.
The very talented and funny adult film star Cherie DeVille is my guest (search her name only if you're over 18).
Together we create some scenes involving:
A gay contractor and a Hallmark card artist discussing a renovation, a divorce and a portrait of nine grandmas.
A spray tan technician and her lover/customer who plot to frame her boyfriend for murder.
A dental receptionist helps an ex-soldier get ready for dental surgery and come to terms with his dead son.
A veterinarian forces his wife to go to a support group to overcome her hatred of cats.
Today my guest is adult film actress Casey Calvert (if you search her name be over 18) together we create scenes involving:
A psychiatrist who admits to a patient he hit a parked car and left the scene of the accident.
An incompetent coffee shop owner who admits he only opened the store to win back his ex-wife.
Two girls buying prom dresses when one admits she is pregnant and asks the other for $5000 to get married the day after prom.
Two bass fisherman discuss a fishing contest when one admits he poisoned a lake just to win a previous contest.
This week my guest is adult film star Krissy Lynn (do a search unless you're under 18) together we create scenes involving:
A crooked governor trying to get a NFL football arena built in a national park.
Two stage coach drivers trapped in a gulch discussing the book one of them has written.
A water pistol inventor and her manager trying to come up with a jingle for their product.
Two pirates discussing a merger with another ship and planning to sail to Las Vegas to plunder a hotel.
Meteorologist Andrew Schultz from Breakfast Television joins me to create scenes including:
A Palm Springs artist trying to sell his Fourth of July painting while overcoming his addiction to alcohol and fireworks.
A member of the Beau Brummell gang tries to make a drug deal behind a bus station even though his sister might testify against him.
An incompetent mountain climber asks his lawyer friend to defend him from manslaughter charges after someone on his climb dies, even though the lawyer was also on the climb.
Two ice cream vendors discuss free speech and lactose intolerance while trying a new flavour of chocolate.
Actor/voice actor Joe Cappelletti joins me on this episode of Albert's Nightmare to help me create scenes such as:
A director helping an actor find his motivation to perform in a commercial for 'Truck Nutz'.
Brothers deciding whether they should pay for the customization of their PT Cruiser.
A son using a visit to ComiCon as an incentive to get his father to get back with his mother.
A doctor and transgender surgeon argue about tax law.
Two World War One soldiers write a new song to raise the morale of the troops before attacking the German lines.
On this episode Albert is joined by Tony Nappo who has appeared in Bad Blood, Killjoys, ZOMBIES, and The Christmas Chronicles to name a few.
Tony helps me create some scenes involving:
A mother who asks an incompetent doctor about her son and threatens to hire the doctor's ex-wife to treat him.
A maitre' d who tries to plan a Star Wars themed birthday party for a group of executives.
Two neighbours who argue about dogs and camping and then decide to run off to Japan.
A professor who tries to convince his colleague to help him scam his way into tenure at Yale.
The wonderful Nicole Stamp is my guest and helps me create some scenes involving:
A cat shelter owner looking for pall bearers for his cat that he accidentally killed.
A southern belle who fights with a paramedic to use the restroom at a firefighter themed BBQ restaurant.
Brother and sister fugitives argue over whether to take their father to the Grand Canyon for his birthday.
Two lawyers plan a surprise party for one of their clients.
Nicole Stamp, is known for her roles on "Carmilla" (a Canadian Screen Award-winning web series and feature film with over 70 million views on YouTube), the video game "Assassin's Creed Origins", and BET's "In Contempt", and whose writing has been published by CNN.com
In this episode Albert is joined by Emma S. Johnson who joins him in scenes involving:
A travel agent who plans a road trip to Detroit with his nutritionist.
A neurosurgeon who has an affair with her patient's friend.
A female recruit is coached through an obstacle course by her father's sergeant.
Actress, writer, producer Hannah Cheesman joins me to create some scenes including:
An upscale donut shop owner finds his long lost sister who is an erotic artist and they argue about a rug.
A poorly trained lifeguard helps a professional surfer deal with a jellyfish sting.
A cop teaches a rookie the ropes of guarding a volcano at the Natural History Museum.
A roommate convinces his ex-fiance to quit acting and take a job in a bank.
Diana Cofini producer of the hit documentary That Never Happened and star of Copenhagen Road, helps me create some scenes including:
A veterinarian confesses to his assistant that he is involved in an illegal cat organ harvesting ring.
A man tries to quit a bakery/brothel so he can join the army and fight Hitler.
A niece loses her uncle's dog and builds an acid pit in his house.
A policeman/boxer is forced to throw a fight by his manager.
A producer of a children's show is looking for a new actor after making some poor plot decisions.
For my NEW YEAR EPISODE I am joined by David Benjamin Tomlinson! Star of CBC's Writer's Block and he was also a Klingon on Star Trek Discovery.
David helps me create scenes involving:
A suntan lotion executive who enlists his masseuse to help him try out a new product.
A watchmaker apprentice admits to sleeping with women to improve business and confesses his dream of becoming a cop.
An Uber customer uses a corpse in an undercover sting to catch a phone thief.
A man agrees to watch a friend's hairless St Bernard so he can create an offleash dog park after he admits to killing an animal control officer.
A doctor tries running a B&B in Mexico and goes too far to keep a guest happy.
This week Katie Uhlman helps me create a series of Christmas scenes including;
A hotel manager and Nativity director discuss setting up an overly graphic Nativity scene in the lobby.
A Christmas Tree salesman argues with his sister-in-law on Christmas Eve about the price of a tree.
A department store Elf challenges the mall Santa to throw a rock at a Nativity scene.
Two shepherds discuss what to serve the angel Gabriel for breakfast after they go visit Jesus in the manger.
An agoraphobic uncle faces his fears to take his niece Christmas shopping at the mall.
Actress and comedian Karen Forman is my guest and with her help we create some scenes involving:
An adjuster who helps an actress commit insurance fraud to finance her movie.
A parrot psychologist who is actually an undercover divorce attorney.
A butler who obsesses about serving the perfect piece of toast.
Father and daughter dermatologists who try to solve who stole the Altoids.
Neighbors who use a fight over a dog and a stabbing as an excuse to date.
The talented Katie Roberts (NCIS, CSI, Death Row Diva) who has her own podcast called 'Clit Talk', joined me to create scenes involving:
The first female president discussing her daughter's forehead with her speechwriter
Interior decorators who argue over Scottish heritage
Two cops on a stakeout talk about their dating relationship
Carolyn Bridget Kennedy joins me on Albert's Nightmare with scenes that include:
A lawyer who falls in love with a barista
Castaways who are having an affair breakup over a lean-to
The Queen gets dressed to meet the Duke of English
A cab driver argues with a passenger from England
Mike Beaver who has appeared on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and countless Autozone commercials helps me create some scenes involving:
A bridge designing student who asks his professor if he can date the professor's gymnast daughter.
A debater who apologizes for missing a debate and decides to form a band.
A florist who sells a man some tulips and refuses to help murder the customer's wife.
A cop who gossips about his neighbour over an unreturned lawnmower and finds out his wife is having an affair.
A dog owner who hires a nanny during his dog's funeral.
Jessica has appeared in several sitcoms including the current hit TV series Happy Together.
Jess helps Albert create some scenes including:
Canadian donut shop employees planning revenge on their manager.
A waitress at a Chinese restaurant trying to help her sister's ex-boyfriend move on.
A lawyer who confesses his love for his client who has stolen the judge's gavel.
An Olympic wrestler who refuses his mother's request to write a thank you note to his school bully.
Aaron Abrams, one of the stars of Blindspot, has a script and helps me create some scenes involving:
A man trying to return a St Bernard to the pet store.
A seasick bride at a cruise ship wedding.
Gay lumberjacks arguing about sandwiches.
A car salesman tries to help a golf charity and admits to taking a dump on his ex-wife's lawn.
Lindsay Ames is a successful actress who hosts her own show called My Diary.
In this show our scenes include:
An optometrist meets his ex-girlfriend stewardess
The Wizard of Manhattan rides a pegasus
The Royal Hawaiian boat gets renovated by a Scotsman
Very funny writer for Conan, Levi MacDougall, has a script, Albert doesn't. Together they create scenes involving:
A corporate headhunter stuck on an airplane.
An old man kicking a Frisbee player out of his yard.
A wedding planner trying to get his daughter included as a ring bearer.
A new MacDonald's manager dealing with a Texas customer.
A lifeguard training session going wrong.
Alana has a script, Albert doesn't. She reads her lines however she wants and he has to improvise dialogue that makes sense of what she is saying.
Together these two creative powerhouses create a new play or something.