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Having trouble downloading the most recent Talking Simpsons episodes on this feed? That’s because the show has moved to a new RSS and some services are taking awhile to update. Try re-subscribing to your feed, or just put the new... Read more
Chapo Traphouse hosts Virgil Texas and Matt Christman know politics and Simpsons better than most humans, making them a perfect fit for Two Bad Neighbors! We dig into the Bush family’s war with The Simpsons, explain some of the more... Read more
Giant Bomb’s own Alex Navarro joins us to go through this sporty episode that proclaims “Down with homework!” (authorization code 794945) We talk with Alex about bowling, boweling, MAD Magazine, Pops Freshenmeyer, misappropriation, and so much more in this podcast!... Read more
Dave Rudden joins us for an early Christmas as we analyze the show’s second ever holiday episode! We talk about shoplifting, video games of the 1990s, Xuxa, and disappointing our moms in this week’s very special podcast! DOWNLOAD iTunes | Stitcher | Google Play | Patreon | Facebook... Read more
After a really crappy clip show, we’re watching ones so good you’ll forget it’s only 23 percent new footage. Specials guest Kat Bailey joins us to chat all about the funniest deleted scenes, the classic old shorts, montages, and so... Read more
Ah! Sideshow Bob! He’s back & this time he’s interested in a nuclear holocaust and Kubrick references! Specials guest Kat Bailey is here to talk about all these Cold War scare references, as well as the most esoteric things Bob... Read more
Good news, everyone!!! The Talking Simpsons Patreon has started its newest miniseries, and this time around, we’ll be looking at all 13 episodes of Futurama‘s first season. For our inaugural episode, we dig into the pilot (aptly named “Space Pilot 3000”)... Read more
It’s perhaps the most heartfelt episodes of Simpsons ever as we take a trip back to the 1960s to find out about Homer’s mom. After faking his own death, Homer learns that his mother did the same thing for surprising... Read more
Hello Talking Simpsons listeners! Bob and Henry hit a new funding goal on Patreon and that means it’s time for a brand new podcast which we’re previewing for you right here! What A Cartoon! will see us analyzing a different... Read more
Giant Bomb/All Systems Goku’s Dan Ryckert joins us for this extra large episode of The Simpsons. Homer gets on disability by reaching 300 lbs but is this dream actually a nightmare. Grab your rag on a stick and a garbage... Read more
Halloween is happening in February as we explore one of the best Treehouse of Horror episodes ever! We’ve got giant advertisements killing people, Willie killing children after a dangerous Smarch, and the once-amazing CGI Homer in the third dimension! All... Read more
We’re joined by special guest Kat Bailey this week for a big bunch of true tales of living as a vegetarian. As Lisa tries to win friends with salad, Homer is handing out hot beef injections to his pals in... Read more
(Recorded live at PianoFight in San Francisco on January 28, 2018!) Talking Simpsons breaks format once again for our second live show as we explore the greatest hits of Homer’s side gigs. Though The Simpsons started out as a fairly... Read more
This’ll be a treat, Uncle Moe has a podcast while you eat! Bart has no faith in the soul and sells his to Milhouse only to immediately regret it. Can he find it while Moe gets into the business of... Read more
Here’s a special surprise for you, loyal listeners! This year Talking Simpsons did our first ever live podcast at San Francisco Sketchfest. Not only that, but on January 18, 2018 we interviewed former Simpsons writer and stand-up comedy legend, Dana... Read more
Heydilly-ho, neglect-areenos! It’s the start of a new era as executive producers Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein’s years running The Simpsons begins with this week’s podcast! Bart and Lisa move in with the Flanderses while Homer and Marge learn family... Read more
Up and at them Fallout Boy! It’s time to learn all about movies, comic books, film budgets, scoutmasters, and so much more in this episode. So be sure to grab your acid-proof goggles and get ready to shout Jiminy Jillikers... Read more
Grab a Sears’ catalog, put on your mambo shoes, and get ready for a backward-talking dream because it’s time to find out who shot Mr. Burns. Can Simpson DNA lead us to the real killer, and head over to the... Read more
It’s the Simpsons’ only cliffhanger ever, and it’s arguably the ultimate episode of the entire series. Seriously! The entire town is a suspect in the shooting Mr. Burns, as he grows to cartoonish super-villainy, as we unlock every secret on... Read more
Learn all about Shelbyville and Roman numerals in this week’s classic episode of The Simpsons. We delve into cousin marriage, lemon trees, and camouflage clothing as we learn what it sounds like when doves cry in this week’s podcast! DOWNLOAD... Read more
Slip on some nice counterfeit jeans & relax into this tale of law and order on The Simpsons. Marge craves adventure and finds it as a cop, but that ends up isolating her from her friends in unexpected ways, all while... Read more
It’s a very special episode of the Simpsons as Lisa is saddened by the death of Bleeding Gums Murphy (though he was never popular). After Bart eats a jagged piece of metal and sues Krusty, that somehow leads to Lisa... Read more
Special guest Matt McMuscles is here to help us learn about Tekwar, as well as how the finger thing means the taxes! Edna and Seymour shut down the school in a battle for funding in this hilarious classic full of... Read more
Special guest Kat Bailey comes by to see our vests in this doggone episode. In a series of Disney parodies, the Simpsons get one new greyhound that leads to another 25 who think they’re Models Inc. Then we get to... Read more
Special guest Kat Bailey joins us to discuss an episode so heartwarming it’ll make a robot’s head melt. In the first futuristic episode of The Simpsons, we see the far-off year of 2010 where Lisa gets engaged, Bart is smashing buildings,... Read more
Diana Goodman joins us as we discuss this controversial crossover which is also filled with some of the most memorable lines in Simpson’s history. The critic Jay Sherman heads to town to review indie films, whether they’re made by a... Read more
Are you STILL not a Patreon subscriber? What the hell?! Well, you’re missing out on Talking Critic, our exclusive exploration of every episode of the Simpsons’ pseudo spinoff in podcast form. As a special Thanksgiving treat, here’s a taste of... Read more
Things get domestic as an IOU leaves Homer obsequious to his horrible sisters-in-law. Can he pay them back and meet Mel Brooks all while Bart has an unrelated ballet adventure? And who could forget dear Rat Boy? Listen to the podcast... Read more
Get ready to learn all about draining in this international classic show! Bart offends Australia in a story ripped from the 1990s headlines and we give all the context along with explaining every reference, weird joke, and seemingly rerecorded line in this... Read more
Who’d have thought Homer becoming Krusty would be one of the funniest Simpsons episodes ever? Pull out your favorite copy of Gigantic Asses, head on down to the Ace Awards, and this year get her English muffins in this true... Read more
Springfield and Moe’s bar are about to be destroyed by a comet in arguably one of the all-time best Simpsons episodes ever. We meet the Super Friends and Big Butt Skinner, learn that democracy simply doesn’t work, and that pollution... Read more
It’s about time that we viewers learn just how Maggie joined the family, and we get that through a story that involves shotguns and Homer pretending to be sperm. See Homer’s dream job and the story of accidental kids in... Read more
Ian Jones-Quartey is the super cool creator of OK KO, formerly Executive Producer on Steven Universe, formerly Animation Director on Venture Bros. and so much more! So Bob and Henry are incredibly honored to chat with Ian in this special... Read more
Put on your official Stonecutter underwear and keep the Martians under wraps, because this all-time classic Simpsons episode with one of the best songs ever. Learn the answer to every conspiracy theory as Homer becomes the Chosen One as he... Read more
Homer’s search for a new bar to drink at leads him to almost destroys a plane full of people, which somehow reveals Marge’s repressed terror at flying. Can Marge get to the root of her phobia while also avoiding a... Read more
Homer and Marge’s love life is falling apart, but Grandpa has a secret tonic that awakens the libidos of every adult in Springfield. Unfortunately, there is some ugly paternal history attached to that might destroy the Simpsons. All that plus some... Read more
It’s a very ’90s (and slightly problematic) episode this week as Homer is accused of sexual harassment as the media try him before any court could. There are some great parodies of tabloids (and candy) in this and some less great... Read more
Lisa is about to get an F in gym class while Bart is excelling at hockey, much to Homer’s delight. When Lisa starts doing even better as a goalie, competition for their parent’s love puts them at odds in this classic... Read more
Bart meets a girl as evil as him. But then he finds out she’s like a Milk Dud: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside. Can Bart survive this toxic love affair on this week’s podcast or does he... Read more
Still not a subscriber to Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons? You’re missing out some great stuff, and this special podcast is a nice preview of the three great interviews on our Patreon! Hear Bill Oakley, Paul Provenzano, and Reid Harrison talk all about their... Read more
Halloween has arrived a little early on this week’s Talking Simpsons podcast as we delve into one of the best ever. No TV and no beer make Homer something-something, the second non-Brazilian man goes back in time, and we feast... Read more
The Simpsons gets political and so do we on this week’s exciting podcast. The pot-smoking spend-o-crat hosts dive deep into the political references on this truly classic episode, explaining Limbaugh, Watergate, Dukakis, and so much more in this king-sized episode…... Read more
Surprise comic folks, Henry is back with a special solo Cape Crisis podcast! First he gives you a long rundown on all the new (and old) comics he’s been reading, as well as some of his thoughts on recent film... Read more
Nothing can possiblie go wrong with this week’s podcast! The Simpsons visit the violentest place on Earth as references to Westworld, Disneyland, and Jurassic Park collide in one wild classic episode. We go deep to explain it all and more... Read more
It’s time for the forgotten Simpsons clip episode, and it’s overlooked for a reason: It sucks! But Bob, Henry, and Chris have a fun time deconstructing this episode’s ode to love as well as figuring out if it was intentionally... Read more
While Homer strikes it rich with a hill of sugar, Lisa meets a new friend who is better than her in every way. She handles it poorly and plots her revenge, and Ralph finally tells us what his cat’s breath... Read more
Welcome to season six of the show (and our podcast)! It’s summertime and while Lisa is enjoying a new pool, Bart breaks his leg, making him isolated and weird. Join your hosts, the queens of summertime, as we chat about... Read more
Talking Critic has now gone live on Patreon.com/TalkingSimpsons! If you’re not a subscriber, here’s a special treat: the second episode and a taste of what you’re missing. Give a listen to the show’s take on a Stephen King classic… DOWNLOAD This... Read more
Season five comes to an emotional close as Homer and Marge’s relationship has never been in greater crisis. As we listen and learn how to eat an orange, go to Chinatown and scrub our undies, we explore all of it... Read more
It’s time for old love as Abe falls for Marge’s mom. Everything seems happy until Burns gets involved, all while Bart gets a special delivery of an animation cel and learns a lesson about Mary Worth in this week’s podcast…... Read more
Bart just wants to skip school for a day, but then ends up as a key witness in a celebrity trial of the Quimby family. Will Bart expose himself in the Beat-Up Waiter case? And are the hosts so out... Read more
Chris, Hank, and Bob are watching Spider-Man’s big MCU solo film today and you know they’re all going to have a lot to say about it. Join us LIVE as we record our reactions for next week’s Laser Time at... Read more
Can you believe that we’ve now made it to the 100th episode of Talking Simpsons!?! And it’s one of the show’s best ever, with some fantastic Skinner/Chalmers scenes, some great new character debuts, and some shocking moments that were cut... Read more
This week’s podcast is a Bob Mackey original! Burns adopts Bart as his heir, all while we adopt Hans Moleman, eat some flowers, and learn how to host a podcast without using the letter “E”. Oh no, we just did! AAHHHHHH!!!... Read more
Bart wins a prize that destroys the family in this incredible episode of The Simpsons. Can Homer afford it? Will an ivory dealer buy him? Will Bart get eaten? All that and more in this week’s podcast! DOWNLOAD Did you... Read more
Bob and Henry quit their jobs and launched a Talking Simpsons Patreon!!! What new things will be offered there? What does this mean for the podcast’s glorious future? All of that and MORE will be revealed! DOWNLOAD Big news, everyone! After two... Read more
We back right into this episode where Homer shockingly befriends Flanders after trying to bash his head in with a pipe. We dig deep into the episode’s many subtle references, all while laughing at quotes in this week’s podcast! DOWNLOAD... Read more
Surprise! In our chronological path through the Simpsons timeline, we’ve hit the premiere of Duckman, USA Network’s answer to The Simpsons. We discuss Duckman’s hilariously rant-filled history and breakdown the first season standout episode, About Face… DOWNLOAD Don’t remember the episode... Read more
Homer search for respect takes him into outer space in one of the wildest episodes of the series ever. We explain some of the weirdest references, spotlight our favorite jokes, and do it all without an inanimate carbon rod… DOWNLOAD... Read more
Simpsons gets extra feminist this week as Lisa stands up for what she believes in against her favorite doll, all while Abe goes back to work, we learn a little bit more about Smithers, Kathleen Turner steals the show, and... Read more
Apu loses his job thanks to Homer’s smashed hat, and it leads to him moving in with the Simpsons for an exciting episode, not to mention James Woods’ very funny guest appearance… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by... Read more
After an uneventful trip to the box factory, Bart becomes a huge fad in one of the most meta (and best) episodes ever. Listen to this week’s podcast where repetitiveness is our job, our job, repetitiveness is our job… DOWNLOAD This... Read more
Hachi machi! Yes, this week’s episode has chronologically arrived on the first ever episode to the closest thing to a Simpsons spin-off: The Critic! We discuss how the show came to be, how connected it is to The Simpsons, and... Read more
Springfield is struck by a crime wave and Homer is out to save the town through vigilante justice. Can he find Lisa’s saxophone, only beat people with knobs, or will it all break down into a film parody? Find out in... Read more
Gambling comes to Springfield and everyone loves it, ESPECIALLY Marge! Also, we’ve got Goulet, prophetic tiger attacks, rich Texans, and much more in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy Audible. To get your FREE Audio... Read more
Homer is attracted to another woman and doesn’t know what to do, while Bart becomes a nerd overnight. All that, plus we dig deep into Hogan’s Heroes history in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy... Read more
Bart joins the Junior Campers after a sugar rush, which somehow strands Homer, Flanders, Bart, and Rodd in the middle of the ocean. We deconstruct all that as well as knife safety and how to buy peanuts in this week’s... Read more
OH MY GOD! Homer gets a free tram-amp-oline, Marge gets self-help, Bart inspires people, James Brown shows up, and other things happen in this very weird but super funny episode for this week’s podcast … DOWNLOAD This show is brought to... Read more
Marge finally gets a friend of her own in this homage to Thelma & Louise, as well as the introduction to ballet, invisible soda, and the introduction of Miguel Sanchez, all in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought... Read more
For the the fourth time, it’s another Halloween with The Simpsons, and we dare say it’s the best one they ever did. We’ve got Satan, gremlins, and vampires, plus the scariest of all… DOGS PLAYING POKER! All that and more... Read more
We hope you watched Citizen Kane recently, because this episode is chockful of references to the iconic film. But also in this bearish ‘sode with special appearances by The Ramones and one of our most repeated lines of a single word.... Read more
It’s a new era in The Simpsons and thus for our podcast as well! We enter the David Mirkin seasons, we describe the new writers and directors, as Homer heads to college for the first time in the hopes of... Read more
Smack us with a rake in the face — it’s Sideshow Bob’s greatest plot to kill Bart ever! It’s also an end of an era for the show, and we’re here to dissect it all, including explaining all the references... Read more
Season 5 is upon us (kinda) and we hope you like The Beatles! The season 5 broadcast premiere sees Homer form a barbershop quartet with no previous experience, become famous for a few weeks, and then lose it all, just... Read more
We’re breaking format, but for the best reason of all! Simpsons veteran, writer, executive producer, and awesome guy, Bill Oakley talked with us for an entire hour this week! He tells us about the switch between seasons 4 and 5,... Read more
We wrap up the fourth broadcast season with the arrival of Gabbo, the fall of Krusty, a cavalcade of guest stars, and even the sweetest plum, a special surprise in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you... Read more
As flu ravages Springfield, Marge gets arrested and Lionel Hutz has a tour de force in the court room. And Marge spends a few minutes in jail as we drop some real history on you in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD... Read more
We meet Superintendent Chalmers for the first time, Bart gets home schooled, and Lisa battles against animal cruelty in one of season 4’s best episodes! Listen along to hear our podcast thoughts… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy... Read more
The Simpsons gets very inside in this episode about writing cartoons, while Homer goes back to school to complete his high school education. We cover all this wonky episode in our newest podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you... Read more
Yes, it’s The Simpsons’ first clip show and we’re doing a whole episode of it! Not only that, we somehow got a good amount to say about it! So listen up – the episode might be recycled, but this podcast... Read more
2016 was a huge year for Talking Simpsons, with some of the series best episodes showcased. But which five were the most downloaded episodes? Find out in our Springfieldian year-end wrap-up! All this week we’ll be looking back at the... Read more
Lisa needs braces and Homer needs to save the dental plan in this week’s union-loving episode. We dig into it and it shall surely by the blurst of times on our podcast. D’oh, you stupid monkey… DOWNLOAD This show is... Read more
Homer is arrested for a DUI, getting him to rethink his drinking habits. Meanwhile, Lisa experiments on Bart, Bart is electrocuted, and we reexamine the sitcom Herman’s Head in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy... Read more
We hope you choo-choo-choose to listen to this week’s podcast. It’s a Valentine’s Day classic where we get to know Ralph, Lisa breaks hearts, Krusty celebrates an anniversary, and we get to know our mediocre presidents… DOWNLOAD This show is... Read more
This is one of the weirdest episodes of the fourth season, and secretly sorta about Tom Cruise! This is a classic episode of Bart getting his first replacement father. Learn all about Corey, the Big Ear Family, and how something... Read more
Jub Jub! Yes, Selma has a fear of dying alone while the rest of the family is dreaming of going to a theme park. And somehow it all points to Murphy Brown and Johnny Carson clips. Find out how on this... Read more
Yes, the town is swept up in monorail fever in one of the most beloved Simpsons episodes of all time! Does it stand the test of time? What are the stories behind making this one? And how much will the... Read more
Homer’s health problems get real in this week’s podcast, as the family deals with Mr. Simpson’s heart trouble. Join in and try not to stress out… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy Quip – simple, elegant oral care.... Read more
We travel back to 1984 to learn all the kids’ first words, burgers won at Olympics, and tons more facts! Listen to this podcast or a clown might eat you… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy Audible. To... Read more
Is this week’s episode the best Simpsons ever? We zip up our jackets, put it in H, and dissect Mr. Plow! Not only that, but we’ve got personal stories of meeting Adam West… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy... Read more
Bart has his first crush on a special guest star, while Homer tries to have all he could eat while meeting a certain sea captain. All that and Conan memories on this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to... Read more
Shimmy shimmy ya, it’s another special comic book podcast. Henry and Chris get together to first chat about Hank’s first New York Comic-Con and all the famous folks he met. Then, the guys have a spoiler-y talk about the newest... Read more
As the title suggests, Marge starts working at the power plant to Homer’s chagrin, Bart cries wolf, and most importantly, there’s a very indulgent Citizen Kane reference, all in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by... Read more
Bart finally gets punished and Homer makes it stick by forbidding him to see The Itchy & Scratchy film. This is an animation tour de force, which gives the hosts a chance to nerd out about old cartoons in this... Read more
It’s that time of the year again as we get ready for scares in this season’s Halloween special. We’ve got a killer clown doll, a giant ape/platform, and a bunch of zombies! Get ready for it all in this week’s... Read more
Lisa isn’t feeling too pretty on this week’s podcast, so Homer does his best to help her by putting her in a beauty pageant. And somehow that leads to her becoming an activist? We unlock it all in this week’s podcast…... Read more
Season four of The Simpsons truly begins with Homer The Heretic. It’s such a great episode — truly a religious experience! So join in on this week’s podcast whether you’re Christian, Jew, or miscellaneous … DOWNLOAD This show is brought to... Read more
Marge gets cast in a musical production and Homer can’t really deal with it. Meanwhile, Maggie battles against objectivism in this week’s podcast … DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by LOLA. To get 50% off your first order... Read more
Welcome to season 4! And it’s just in time for the summer to be over! Bart and Lisa head to the nightmarish Kamp Krusty — but will they make it home alive? Find out in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This... Read more
We close out the third season with the return of Homer’s half-brother, just as the Simpsons win a big award and meets a boxer in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by LITTLE BITS. To get... Read more
Inexplicably, Milhouse actually gets a girlfriend and Bart doesn’t take it very well. Meanwhile, Homer learns new words when he’s supposed to lose weight in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by LOLA. To get 50%... Read more
The legendary Spinal Tap appear on this week’s episode, inspiring Bart to try guitar and eventually leading to Otto moving in with the Simpsons in this week’s loose, musical episode… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by CASPER. To... Read more
Sideshow Bob returns for the first time ever, and he just wants to move on and start a new life with Selma. Or DOES HE?!?! Find out in this podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy Audible. To... Read more
Homer just wants to help a struggling country music star, but Marge is worried she’s losing her husband. Plus Big Shirtless Ron all on this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy Audible. To get your FREE... Read more
SURPRISE! Cape Crisis is back a bonus episode! Learn all about Henry’s time at Comic-Con 2016, including reactions to all the big news, and what Hank has been reading lately, all in this special podcast… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow... Read more
After failing to win the lottery, the family comes together to save their dog, but at what price? Find out in this week’s doggone podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you by BARKBOX. To receive one FREE month of... Read more
Bart and Lisa’s futures are in flux as they find new careers as a cop and nogoodnick (respectively) in this anti-authoritarian episode of our lovable podcast… DOWNLOAD This show is brought to you buy Audible. To get your FREE Audio Book... Read more
Erik Nagel of It’s Erik Nagel on SiriusXM fame is our special guest for one of his all-time favorite episodes. Homer, Ozzie, and the Straw (and many more) come together for a star-studded softball game. So trim those sideburns and listen in…... Read more
Marcia Wallace deserved her Emmy for this classic episode, Gordie Howe gets a unique tribute, plus Homer is fighting his urge to swear in this week’s loving podcast… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google Play! And on... Read more
Marge can’t take the drudgery of motherhood any longer, leaving the rest of the family to fend for themselves in this Rancho Relaxo of podcasts… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google Play! And on Stitcher too! Talking Simpsons... Read more
Homer and Lisa connect over a love of football/gambling, thanks to Lisa’s predicting powers that even crossed over into the real world! All in this week’s Lock Of The Week podcast… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live film commentary on the the greatest film Chicago has ever seen! If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should be... Read more
An important message from Hank, with info on the future of Cape Crisis… 10 years ago, on this exact same day (June 18), I was pretty scared. I was about to leave my family and home in Florida, fly to... Read more
Hank, Brett, and Dave give Spider-Man the spotlight he deserves, we chat about news and the community, and we’ve got some important news about Cape Crisis’ future… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon going,... Read more
Bart turns 10 for the first time, and gets a couple crummy birthday gifts that he then uses to turn Springfield upside-down in a media circuit with this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google Play!... Read more
This Tuesday of E3 we’re playing one of the hottest new releases of the week, the first demo of the just-announced Resident Evil 7: Biohazard! Watch here LIVE at 3PM PST, and on YouTube any time after that! We’ll be... Read more
We were definitely thrilled to see a new Spider-Man game revealed at E3, and LT’s biggest Spidey lovers are digging deep into the trailer to find more secrets! Damn, was it great to see that Spider-Man has not only returned,... Read more
After a full day of press conferences, Laser Time has at least one more E3 video to live commentate on. Join us for Nintendo’s exploration of the next Legend of Zelda at 9:00AM Pacific Time, or watch the archive later... Read more
It’s time for the last E3 press conference of the day, and it could be the biggest of them all. Tune in for Sony at 6:00PM Pacific, or watch the archive later to relive our glory! Be sure to check out... Read more
Laser Time is watching E3’s biggest press conferences, including Ubisoft’s annual press event. Join us for some French fun at 1:00PM Pacific Time to watch along, or watch the archive later to relive our glory! And while you’re waiting, check... Read more
Laser Time isn’t at E3, but that won’t stop us from sharing our immediate reactions to things, and that includes Microsoft’s press event. Join us at 9:30AM Pacific Time to watch along, or watch the archive later to relive our... Read more
Supergirl joins in with the DC Comics violence in the first gameplay for the Justice League fighter’s sequel… Made by the same developers as Mortal Kombat, the original Injustice: Gods Among Us was a real fun surprise. The over-the-top fights... Read more
The biggest video game event of the year starts soon, and beginning Monday morning, the Laser Time nerds will be live streaming reactions to the press conferences… Wow, how can it be time for E3 all over again? Yup, starting... Read more
Hank, Brett, and Dave take a close look at Henry’s second favorite Marvel hero, dive into some juicy gossip in the news, and chat with the community all in one podcast… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a... Read more
The prequel to Mirror’s Edge is the last big game before E3, so we’re playing it just in time for gaming to announce its biggest news of the year. But how has the futuristic parkour hold up on current gen systems?... Read more
We travel back to 1980 for some very dated humor as we see Homer and Marge get married, Homer search for a stable job, and Bart enter the world in this monumental episode… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now... Read more
It’s Tuesday, so we’re playing one of PSN’s newest arrivals and one of Dave Rudden’s favorite games of last year, Steamworld Heist. What’s so cool about it? Watch us explain LIVE on Twitch at 3PM PST, and on YouTube any time... Read more
Persona 5 was my most anticipated game of 2016, and now it’s coming to America in early 2017. But there’s a bright side to all this… It has been close to eight years since Persona 4, the last all new... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live film commentary on the original (and BEST) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film! If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should... Read more
Our live film commentaries are full of anniversaries in June, even if E3 disrupts it a little bit! Welcome to Earf, Monday Night Movie schedule… Well, May was something else, huh? But now Laser Time is preparing for a summer of fun... Read more
Miss the days of pixelated RPGs and sci-fi settings backed up by a rocking soundtrack? Check out the brand new trailer for the PS4/PS Vita game Cosmic Star Heroine… I’ll be upfront with you: I bought into the Cosmic Star Heroine... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave explore the life of Scott Summers, and then the guys have a super spoilery discussion of X-Men: Apocalypse, then dig into your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time... Read more
The very friendly Germans take over the plant, Homer is proven unworthy of his job, the family suffers economically, the LAND OF CHOCOLATE SEQUENCE IS IN THIS EPISODE, and there’s still enough money to buy the Cleveland Browns… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL... Read more
We love playing new games on Tuesdays, and this week’s big release is One Piece: Burning Blood! Watch us get hella anime LIVE on Twitch at 3PM PST, and on YouTube any time after that! Want to know about these streams... Read more
Miss Bill Goldberg’s domination of pro wrestling? He’s headed back into the digital ring with this year’s game – but could this also mean a return to real-life wrestling? In my career as a games journalologist, I parlayed my knowledge... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live film commentary on the first sequel the X-Men ever had! If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should be a... Read more
May 27, 1986 was when JRPGs took over gaming, and now Dragon Quest is celebrating 30 years of life with big news for Japanese AND American fans… Today marks the 30th anniversary of what I daresay is my favorite RPG... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave parse through so many DC reboots, and still find time to discuss DC Rebirth and Captain America’s new twist, plus your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon going,... Read more
Homer gets screwed over by Moe in this all-time alcoholic classic, Aerosmith comes to town, and we delve into a secret fan theory about this episode’s origin, all in one exciting podcast… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on... Read more
Just as the new film approaches, there’s finally some new Turtles action figures for children of the 1980s… If there’s one driving philosophy at Laser Time, it’s that the things from our childhood are worth celebrating. And the original Teenage... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live film commentary on the 1986 cult classic, John Carpenter’s Big Trouble In Little China! If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you... Read more
The X-Men have never looked more lovably ’80s than in this perfectly dated video for Xavier’s school… Soon enough the approaching Apocalypse (film) will rain down on all of us. And while the trailers have been good (even if Apocalypse... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave discuss the most angelic X-Man, some good news for DC films, plus the debut a brand new segment… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon going, with some really cool rewards... Read more
Nerds all across America said goodbye to their favorite puppet show for the first time two decades ago. Relive the classic episode… Thanks to constant references to Mystery Science Theater 3000, including an entire podcast about how much we love... Read more
Batman is going back to the beginning with this new remaster of his two best games… It had been rumored before, leaked by a couple of retailers, but now we know for sure: Arkham Asylum and Arkham City are getting... Read more
Homer tries to improve his fatherhood quotient via soapbox derby racers, plus we talk all about how this aired alongside Michael Jackson’s world premiere Black Or White music video… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google Play!... Read more
What was once the fresh-faced retro approach to Mario’s platforming roots is now reached its decade plus anniversary. Celebrate the new becoming old with us at 3PM Pacific (6PM Eastern), or watch the archive later! Check out even more... Read more
One of the best anime films of the century is now free to view on YouTube, so get on it… I’ve written a lot on here about my love for Hayao Miyazaki’s work, and as the master animator started aging into... Read more
Two classic films are about to make a return on TV this fall. How good/bad are these nostalgic throwbacks? Watch the trailers… We at Laser Time are obsessed with pop culture, especially looking backwards to the best movies/TV/music from decades... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live commentating on the most Reagan Era slice of Americana there is: The 1986 blockbuster, Top Gun! If you aren’t a part of the Laser... Read more
In love with Spider-Man all over again after Civil War? Good thing some of his best comics are now super cheap digitally! After watching Civil War, I feel like I’ve fallen love with my favorite comic book spandex-wearer all over... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave cover everyone’s favorite psychic ninja mutant, plus a long chat about being in the same room with Stan Lee, and the community’s many questions… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time... Read more
We just saw the perfect Spider-Man in Civil War, so we’re playing one of his most imperfect games, Web of Fire. Check out Sega’s final 32X title live today at 3PM Pacific (6PM Eastern), or watch the archive later! Check... Read more
Lisa stops loving Homer, so he does the only thing he can: buy a pony and then get a new job at the Kwik-E Mart in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google Play!... Read more
SPOILERS obviously for Civil War, but this film’s Spider-Man was so well done I want to scream it to the heavens. See just how he makes every other version look like shit… Captain America: Civil War is an incredible rollercoaster... Read more
Rebecca Sugar, creator of the brilliant Steven Universe series, drops some truth about creating the series, queer characters, and her independent comic book work… If you’ve talked to me for more than an hour at a time, you may realize... Read more
Think you know Hayao Miyazaki? This video will open your eyes to some of his best, little seen work… I thought I knew everything about legendary animator Hayao Miyazaki I’ve seen every film from his company Studio Ghibli, I’ve visited the Ghibli Museum... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live commentating on the 1986 original, Short Circuit! If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should be a part of... Read more
The Laser Time crew are seeing the newest Marvel movie and our going to livestream our SPOILER-filled reactions, and you can join in at 4:00PM Pacific tonight! Marvel’s newest film is finally arriving in the US, and we are BEYOND excited... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave all discuss the immortal life of Apocalypse, as well as some big comic rumors, questions from the listeners, and still find time to mock Zack Snyder… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a... Read more
Learn how Marvel’s first sidekick became it’s top assassin, all in just seven minutes… It turns out my comic book knowledge is too great to keep it contained to Laser Time’s comic book podcast, Cape Crisis. So, we’re back with our educational... Read more
Halloween is here once more in one of the greatest episodes of all time. And it’s good that Bart does that, it’s very, very good… DOWNLOAD SPECIAL ALERT! Talking Simpsons is now on Google Play! And on Stitcher too!... Read more
Ask and ye shall receive – Laser Time podcasts are now heading to Google Play and Sticher! [UPDATE: Now all podcasts are on there!] Whether you enjoy our work enough to support the Laser Time Patreon or you merely enjoy our bafoonery every... Read more
This expert in superhero movie design pitched doing the film Apocalypse, and was turned down?!? See what could’ve been… I’m a stupid huge comic book fan, meaning that, on top of hosting a comic book podcast, I intensely watch preview... Read more
Want to see what you’re missing out on at Patreon? Join us at 6pm Pacific for live commentating on Captain America! If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should be a part of it), then you... Read more
What happens when 26 years of Simpsons collides with 75 years of Orson Welles masterpiece? This special video… We here at Laser Time can’t shut up about The Simpsons, referencing it in every aspect of our lives, from multiple videos... Read more
May is a packed month for our live film commentaries! We’ve got two Marvel movies and a pair of ’80s anniversaries, all ready to be watched with y’all! How’s everyone doing after a month of sad news and paying your... Read more
Frank Castle’s story in Daredevil season 2 may be done, but his War Journal is just beginning. Check out the teaser for his just-confirmed Netflix series… Now that we’ve had time to ruminate on Daredevil’s second Netflix season, it’s easy... Read more
Cartoon Network’s first original animated series turns 20 years old today, and it’s possibly overlooked as one of the best kids cartoons of the ’90s… After a couple pilot episodes aired in 1995, Dexter’s Laboratory got the go ahead to... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave delve into 75 years of Captain America, along with some film news, and some intriguing questions to and from the listeners… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon going, with... Read more
We love the current Flash TV show and comics, but the Scarlet Speedster hasn’t had the best games, as you’ll see when we play this Master System game only released in Europe. Join in the “fun”… There are many better... Read more
Not every major comic book film is being released in theaters this year – check out the first trailer to what many call the greatest Joker story ever… We may have rolled our eyes at the aggressive darkness of Batman... Read more
We dig into Krusty’s Jewish heritage and riff on The Jazz Singer in another season 3 classic podcast… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. If you enjoy the show, please consider supporting us, and Patreon... Read more
Many people missed this Double Dragon reboot in 2012, but now that Billy and Jimmy’s game is backwards compatible on Xbox One, so join us for a beat ’em up! Our apologies for the triple video barrage, but our stream fucked... Read more
One last Apocalypse trailer has arrived, spelling out all the important bits of the plot, including a big name cameo… We rolled our eyes at the painfully grim Batman V. Superman, we’re patiently waiting to see Spider-Man and everyone else in the Civil... Read more
Our Patreon users have spoken and we’re watching Robocop tonight – specifically the Dircetor’s Cut from 1987. Your move, creep… If you aren’t a part of the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should be a part of it), then you might not... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Brett discuss the sidekick who couldn’t die, along with some interesting comic news, and a couple intriguing Ask Hank questions… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon going, with some really cool rewards... Read more
Homer saves Springfield from destruction for the first time ever and Bart loses his best friend in this series defining episode… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. If you enjoy the show, please consider supporting us,... Read more
Depressed about the grimdark future of DC’s comic book films? There’s already a fun alternative on TV… You no doubt heard our feelings on the current DC cinematic universe ever since the 2013’s disappointing release of Man of Steel along... Read more
It’s 4/20 week, and we want you all to spark up and join us for the greatest pot film on the 1990s… If you don’t follow the Laser Time Patreon (and you REALLY should be a part of it), we’re making a... Read more
Talk about an unexpected treat – just as Star Fox Zero is launching, we’re getting an anime short that’s flying in out of the Blue on 4/20… It has been years since the last real Star Fox game, and even... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave discuss DC’s top archer, along with ALL the big news about Marvel and DC films, plus your answers to your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon going, with... Read more
The King of Wakanda is appearing in his first movie just as his 50th anniversary passes, so we explain his long bio in this week’s Superhero Spotlight… I’m really proud of Laser Time’s comic book podcast, Cape Crisis, but I can understand... Read more
Bart dabbles in the mafia and gets to meet Fat Tony for the first time in this criminally great episode… DOWNLOAD TALKING SIMPSONS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TAX ACT! LASER TIMERS, CLICK AND SAVE 15% ON STATE & FEDERAL... Read more
Benedict Cumberbatch has finally taken his new mantle off Sorcerer Supreme to the public in the first ever footage from the next Marvel franchise… After Spider-Man, no Steve Ditko creation is more iconic than Doctor Strange. But I can tell you... Read more
Long before Wario Ware, the Game and Watch series ruled the roost for Nintendo. We play one of the best early minigame collections in Nintendo history, and one of the newest Virtual Console games today at 3PM PST! Laser Time... Read more
We’ll soon be seeing the premiere Strange trailer, but first we need a poster straight from the Sanctum Sanctorum… Just yesterday we were doing our best to ignore a brand new Civil War clip. Today, we’re waiting with baited breath for... Read more
If you still aren’t part of the Patreon, see what you’re missing every Monday with this free preview… This is old news if you’re part of the Laser Time Patreon, but did you know that every Monday we live stream commentary... Read more
With just weeks to go until the release, can you POSSIBLY resist this minute long video from the movie? I know, after so, so , so many trailers and buzz for Civil War like last November’s or the trailer revealing... Read more
In the tradition of previous Gears trailers, this one is musical, though it remindsss us instead of our new favorite meme… We just got Xbox’s first big exclusive of the year in our hands (that’d be Quantum Break) but now it’s... Read more
Screw Batman fighting Superman over their mom’s names! THIS looks like the best DC film of the year… Yes, yes, yes, we here at Laser Time gave Batman V Superman a pretty harsh podcast review, but who fucking cares about that?... Read more
The baseball season is here, and that puts us in the mood for a game that’s more interested in haggling and rhythm! Watch this underrated 3DS title! Laser Time streams every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday at 3PM. Tuesday is our... Read more
Hank, Brett, and Dave get together to explore the history of Wakanda, talk about the Walking Dead season finale, discuss some very promising new releases, and Hank answers your questions and has some more of his own… DOWNLOAD In case... Read more
Who is Diana Prince? What’s Wonder Woman been doing for more than seven decades? Find out in our newest video… We gave Batman V Superman a pretty harsh podcast review, but the one thing we all agreed was good was... Read more
Flanders decides to start a business while Homer feels schadenfreude, and Bart doesn’t learn karate in this strangely animated holdover from season 2… DOWNLOAD TALKING SIMPSONS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TAX ACT! LASER TIMERS, CLICK AND SAVE 15% ON... Read more
The newest Star Wars arrives on Blu-ray just as baseball season begins and 420 arrives, brahs! April Fools is over, so know we aren’t fooling around when we present this month’s Monday Night Movies schedule. These viewing parties happen every week and... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave have had a week to think about Batman V Superman and… they still don’t like it. But this week’s Superhero Spotlight is about BVS’s best character, along with DC Rebirth news and your QOTW replies…... Read more
Matt Murdock existed long before Netflix and Ben Affleck, as our extra long Daredevil Superhero Spotlight attests… Are you done watching every episode of Daredevil in a weekend, and dying to know what Matt Murdock has been up to for... Read more
Find out why the hosts are all super cynical about government when the family heads to DC and we learn about the cesspool on the Potomac… DOWNLOAD TALKING SIMPSONS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TAX ACT! LASER TIMERS, CLICK AND... Read more
How’d Lex Luthor know things he couldn’t possibly know? This bonus scene clears it up a little… We certainly had opinions on Batman V Superman. Soooo many problems with Dawn of Justice, one of them being Lex Luthor’s knowledge of... Read more
The Laser Time crew are watching the film and then coming straight to the studio to livestream our reactions, and you can join in at 6:30PM Pacific tonight! So yeah, you’ve seen the low scores on Rotten Tomatoes and Metcritic,... Read more
What happens when the drunk parody reviews the drunk original? Greatness when H. Jon Benjamin is involved… H. Jon Benjamin has been the king of smug improvised comedy for over 20 years at this point, and whether he’s playing Bob... Read more
Finally, the REAL Batman is here to save Gotham and microwave lobsters… The LEGO Movie seemed like a crass toy commercial masquerading as a film, but then you watch it and realized it’s the funniest kids movie in a very... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave go deep into the long history of Marvel’s most powerful Catholic, your answers to QOTW, as well as an extra 20 minutes at the very end for our SPOILER-filled discussion of Daredevil season 2… DOWNLOAD In case... Read more
Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent have been fighting for decades before their film, as this thorough podcast clip reveals… The fight of the century between DC Comics greatest heroes is about to go down, but Batman and Superman have... Read more
Season 3 has begun and the Simpsons have their most famous guest star ever! Get ready for an extra long episode to start another great year of Talking Simpsons… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. And... Read more
Superman and Batman may be throwing down with the world watching, but they are hardly the first titans to tussle on the big screen. Here are the 7 greatest films to go “versus”… As long as there have been... Read more
If you aren’t a Patreon subscriber yet, see what you’ve been missing with this LIVE viewing of our Man Of Steel commentary at 6PM Pacific Monday Night!… What better way to prepare yourself for the biggest DC fight of all... Read more
Like the man warned us, he’s unbreakable… Just as we’re trying to safely binge watch the new season of Daredevil, Netflix won’t give us a moment’s respite. We figured the streaming service and Marvel would go quite on the next series after... Read more
Will all of the X-Men survive the 1980s in the close of this flashback trilogy? It’s not looking too hopeful… Deadpool ruled the early year box office, Batman V. Superman is about to arrive, and we got the amazing, spectacular... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave follow DC’s greatest frenemies through their ups and downs, plus the first installment of Ask Hank, and your answers to QOTW… DOWNLOAD As well as our other sponsor, the anime merch box, Omakase! In case... Read more
He’s about to be shooting up a Netflix app near you, so what exactly is the deal with Frank Castle and his war journal? He’s about to make his first ever appearance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, so we gave... Read more
In a loose, fun episode,Bart gives blood, a giant head is given, and a trip to the infirmary with most unexpected results – all in the final podcast of season 2! DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by... Read more
Performers hone their craft for years in the hopes of playing an iconic role on the big screen, but it’s a very special type of actor who can play someone for Marvel AND DC… Acting is a talent not many... Read more
It’s Matt Murdock against a world of vigilantes, ex-girlfriends, and ninjas in one last trailer for the second season… Hope you’ve cleared out your binge-watching schedule, because March 18 is when we’ll finally get a second dose of the show... Read more
The Hero For Hire finally has a start date, but will his good pal Iron Fist be invited to the party? Sweet Christmas, Marvel is really not giving us a break when it comes to hyping stuff. Yesterday we had... Read more
Watch along with your favorite nerds for some extra insight into this crazy new trailer… As someone who produces a weekly comic book podcast, I’m usually perturbed when something really cool happens AFTER I post an episode of Cape Crisis.... Read more
If you aren’t now sufficiently hyped for Civil War, I just don’t know what to tell you… UPDATE: Check out our LIVE reactions trailer, complete with scene-by-scene breakdown and comic page comparisons! Official trailer below. Deep breath Sorry, I’m just... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave take a look at Frank Castle’s War Journal, as well as CNN referencing X-Men enemies, a new segment, and your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor this week, so be sure to... Read more
The Laser Time gang is “celebrating” the lead up to Batman V. Superman with some classic DC games. The only problem is that all of Superman’s games are awful, including this NES entry. Watch us play it live on Twitch... Read more
They’ve got a new movie in the works, so we do our best to figure out the most popular mutants of the ’90s… There’s new talk that they’ll star in a new film by 2017, so now’s the time to... Read more
The nerds have a real chance to shine this week, as Bart and Lisa head to their first comic convention and Comic Book Guy enters folklore/mythology… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first... Read more
DC didn’t buy this proposal for a Burton-verse comic, but they were crazy to say no… As a nerd of a certain age, Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman film was an early favorite, showing me just how iconic The Dark Knight could... Read more
This new video from Dorkly really gets what it’s like for normal folks to see a Marvel movie with a mega-nerd… As I’m sure you guessed from my hosting Laser Time’s comic book podcast, Cape Crisis, I spend a majority of my... Read more
Turtles In Time indeed, as all the classic ninjas from the original show meet the CGI turtles of today… I gotta hand it to Kevin Eastman and Nickelodeon. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles seemed like a fad in my youth, but... Read more
A wild Nintendo Direct appears! What news and reveals could await us today? We’ll all find out together if you join us for a special stream at 2pm PST and forever on YouTube later! Laser Time streams every Tuesday, Wednesday, and... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave take on the messy history of Rob Liefeld’s ’90s-riffic team, as well as share thoughts on Young Justice, some new books, and your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor this week, so... Read more
The last daughter of Krypton is bigger than ever right now, so let’s explore he history in a new video… Her show is a pretty big hit on CBS, so we decided it was high time to explain her history... Read more
Marge and Homer’s marriage is tested like never before while Lisa and Bart take advantage of the elderly in this episode of surprising firsts… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first season of... Read more
Just as we hit an important anniversary for Jackie Chan, we’re celebrating how dang hard he works at making everything look so effortless… If you missed the news on a recent ThirtyTwentyTen podcast, we talked about how it’s been 20... Read more
We enter a very super-powered month of films, with a bit of Coens to go with it! We hope you had a fun Leap Day, because March isn’t messing around and neither are the Monday Night Movies. Our weekly viewing party is when our... Read more
Matt Murdock hooks up with an old flame just as ninjas are invading New York in the newest Netflix trailer… Just a year after we wondered if a Marvel series could even work on Netflix’s binge-watching service, everyone is dying... Read more
Hank, Brett, and Dave give a cold reception to this classic Flash enemy, then dive deep into DC’s Rebirth, lots of R-rated super stuff, and all that we’ve been reading this week… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor this... Read more
The world’s strongest mutant’s fairly complex history gets explored in our newest video series… He just costarred in one of the surprise hits of 2016, but Colossus has been plugging away at the costume business for more than 40 years.... Read more
In what some call the greatest episode ever, we cry over a dead spider while learning that Bart would be a successful politician if kids remembered to vote… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get... Read more
The Oscars may represent the pinnacle of movie-making, but the Academy has overlooked many classics while celebrating relative trash. Read on for the most-robbed movies! In case you missed our many podcasts about the Oscars, you know that Academy Award... Read more
Looking for a timely video mocking all the candidates? The Simpsons just released one… We at Laser Time know The Simpsons well enough to support an entire podcast, Talking Simpsons. We’re currently in the second season, and back then it... Read more
How fast three decades fly! This week marks 30 years since the Japanese release of the original Legend of Zelda for Famicom Disk System, so we’re giving it a playthrough live on Twitch! Join us at 3pm Pacific to see... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave are ready to learn all about the X-Men’s favorite Russian, and in the second half we have a spoiler-inducing Deadpool review, and the community answers to the QOTW… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor... Read more
The Flash TV series just went to Earth-2, but it has been around waaaaay longer than that. Our newest video analyzes six decades of comic history! The Flash on CW recently made his first ever trip to the fabled land of... Read more
Marge discovers a lost talent and love for Ringo Starr as Homer loses weight, plus Bob, Chris, Henry, and Dave learn a lot about Burns’ genetalia… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first... Read more
See all the places Mr. Herman will explore in his revitalizing Big Holiday… March 18 is going to be quite a day for Netflix releases. Not only will we see the return of Daredevil, but another decades-old hero will suit... Read more
Street Fighter makes its Sony exclusive debut and Johnny Depp moves to Boston in this week’s new stuff! Happy President’s Day if you’ve got it free, and Happy Monday if you don’t. Either way, this is a big week for... Read more
It’s the Punisher vs. Daredevil live action fight you always dreamed of (or at least, that I always dreamed of)! Happy President’s Day to those celebrating it with a day off! Netflix has a special treat for everyone this theoretical... Read more
Blizzard just hit a major anniversary, so we’re playing their most celebrated Nintendo game on our weekly Nintendo stream.Join us LIVE at 3PM PST to celebrate! (Or watch the archive later)… Want to know about all of our streams RIGHT as... Read more
Just as his new film is premiering, we’ve got a helpful history on Deadpool, straight from our comic book podcast! Are you intrigued by the new Deadpool film, but not totally sure what his deal is? Well, good thing your... Read more
There’s some really great moments in this last ad, and if you’d rather see them in the theater, don’t read on… Who knows how the film itself will work out, but the trailers for Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave try their best to understand DC’s Earth-2, while also talking about Big Bang Theory, Jughead’s asexuality, and our favorite responses to the QOTW… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor this week, so be sure... Read more
Blizzard turns 25 years old this week, se we’re revisiting one of their earliest (and worst games). This adaptation of Superman’s biggest story in the ’90s will be played on today’s Shit Show stream! Join us LIVE at 3PM PST! (Or... Read more
You’ve gotta give Netflix credit for keeping Fuller House close to its terrible, terrible roots… Fellow millennials, I say this as a friend: Not everything in our childhoods was good. I was there every Friday night for ABC’s TGIF block... Read more
Abe Simpson has a tragic love affair, leading him to disown Homer and try to save the world, all as Bob, Henry, and Chris watch along… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first... Read more
Not one, but TWO interesting new indie-ish games are out today, and we’re playing them both! Both Unravel and Firewatch are on offer today, and we’ll be streaming both LIVE at 3PM PST today! (And if you can’t join us, watch... Read more
Daniel Craig’s exceedingly average Bond film arrives next to an underrated Naruto game and some classic Pokemon films! Whew, we are so hung over from all the Super Bowl fun we had with all our sports-loving buddies. What? Not buying... Read more
Bruce Wayne and Lex Luthor welcome you to Gotham and Metropolis, respectively, in a couple clever Super Bowl ads… No joke, Super Bowl 50 has to be the nerdiest one of all time. There was an all too brief Civil War... Read more
Only Coke would have the power/money to bring together these two Avengers for the first time… Jeepers, the Super Bowl is more geek friendly than ever this year. Not only did with get a short-but-sweet new Civil War trailer, but... Read more
Football games are fun and all, but the real reason they exist is to show us new trailers, like this fast and informative one for the next Marvel film… DC Entertainment has given us so many fresh looks at Batman,... Read more
February 5th marks the release date of one of Nintendo’s best RPGs, Paper Mario. We’ll be playing the N64 original right here to celebrate it turning 15 years old! Join us LIVE at 3PM PST! (Or watch the archive later)… Want... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave go into the second most famous Kryptonian, along with Trump’s new friendship with Marvel’s CEO, strange DC Legends, football comics, and your replies to the QOTW… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor this week, so... Read more
For Simpsons obsessives, this may be the greatest website since alt.nerd.obsessive… We’re the biggest Springfield fanatics on this side of the Mississippi, and we’re always looking for new ways to explore our obsession. In fact, we’re so into it we... Read more
Who needs the NFL and the Super Bowl when you’ve got the PlayStation alternative. Let’s head into the arena for a few downs in this week’s Laser Time Shit Show, now archived on YouTube! Want to know about all of... Read more
Some cartoons are silly gags, but what happens when animators stop being nice and start getting real mean about who they hate in the industry? You want to imagine that animation is created by magical pixies who transmit cartoons to... Read more
Santa’s Little Helper is the worst dog of all time, but can Bart fix him up by the end of the episode? Only Bob, Henry, Chris, and Dave can say for sure in this podcast… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is... Read more
We’re back on track, just in time for the PS4 version of one of the Vita’s best games. Can Gravity Rush stay as uniquely wonderful as before when played on TV? Will our streaming software continue to work? Find out LIVE... Read more
Before we ever took a trip to Arkham, EA hoped to recreate the Dark Knight. A new video explains the debacle… These days, unless it stars LEGO versions of characters, big budget movie tie-ins are pretty much dead. Thanks to... Read more
Aliens attack, perspectives are flipped, and we whistle while we work, all in the same week’s batch of releases! Jumping Jiminy, did January fly by fast or what? Here we all are in February, and it’s a Leap Year February... Read more
February has FIVE Mondays this year, and we’ve got five movies to watch along with all of you! Wow, January just flew right by, didn’t it? Well, now we’re in the longest January in four years, and we’re ready to... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave join together to discuss the history of the second most popular member of the Weapon X Program, plus we talk DC Rebirth, Dead No More, Squirrel Girl’s awesomeness, and your replies to the question of the... Read more
It’s only the second season and Homer has found a long lost brother? Danny DeVito makes his first appearance on the show, and we take a trip to Detroit in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you... Read more
Games are finally coming out again, so the Amazon new releases makes a triumphant return! Happy new year! Sorry that took three whole weeks to say, but we gotta be honest – Amazon new releases were in a post-holidays coma... Read more
Back in the ’90s, we were scared of our own shadows, and one show expressed that fear better than any other, while also showcasing one of the greatest couples in fiction. Just as a new series premieres, we jump back... Read more
A game so nice we’re doing it twice! Yes, it’s time for the second act of Metroid Zero Mission. Will we make it to Kraid? What other surprises are waiting for us? Tune in at 3PM Pacific on Twitch –... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave talk double time about Harley Quinn and her new Suicide Squad trailer, plus the new/old Captain America, Jessica Jones spoiler talk, your QOTW answers, and MORE… DOWNLOAD We’ve got a brand new sponsor this week, so... Read more
While Batman and Wolverine got all the press, these comic toons ended up in the footnotes of animation history… After decades of hokey tie-ins, goofy super friends, and hanging out with Scooby-Doo, Batman finally got cartoons worthy of The Dark... Read more
Patty and Selma both have problems with relationships in this loverly episode that also shows Skinner’s closest thing to happiness, as well as Bart experimenting with grass… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first... Read more
Could 2016 be DC’s year to explode at the movies? These new trailers are off to a good start… We haven’t seen much of Suicide Squad since the moody Comic-Con trailer leaked last summer. It showed promise, but now with... Read more
Just in time for Metroid to turn 30 this year, and today the Wii U eShop gets the remake of the first game. Join us at 3PM PST on Twitch or catch the archive on YouTube to see how it holds up!... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave head to the murky depths of the south to discover Swamp Thing’s history, as well as analyze the finale of Secret Wars, as well as what listeners are looking forward to in 2016… DOWNLOAD We’ve got... Read more
At the same time as Homer finds a way to get cable for free (aka stealing), Lisa learns all about damnation, leading to a battle of wills. Also, TROY MCCLURE is here! You may remember him… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is... Read more
The Laser goofs are back, ready to drop some molly and trip out to the newest game on the PS4. Join us for a heavy dose of Amplitude right here at 3pm Pacific Time… Watch live video from LaserTime on... Read more
We remember the Thin White Duke by rewatching the film that introduced him to the children of the ’80s – and anyone can join us for it at 6pm Pacific Time tonight… Last night, just as we were having fun... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave are starting the new year of comics off right with a revamped show, including a biography of Patsy Walker and some big news, plus what they read over the break and a big helping of comic... Read more
The Simpsons begin a flashback tradition as Marge and Homer tell their kids about how them fell in love. Take a trip back to 1974 (in 1991) for another landmark episode… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON.... Read more
It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new bunch of movies/TV for 2016, and we’re feeling good… In with the old and out with the new. After discussing the biggest disappointments of 2015, our 10 favorite comics of... Read more
Out with the old and in with the new – well, actually we’ll still be watching old movies in the new year. And you can watch alongside us! Whew, how’s everyone doing? Did you survive the holidays? Eat too much/party... Read more
We love us our graphic novels, and we’re counting down all of our favorites from 2015, right now! 2015 was a year full of personal and professional changes for me, and throughout all those changes, a constant in my life... Read more
Hank, Chris, Brett, and Dave have one last podcast to close out the year, and it’s all about our favorite books of the year. If you listened along, you know we read a lot of comics, and each of us... Read more
Get ready for some fugu, as the Simpsons enjoy their first sushi along with a heavy dose of mortality in this week’s classic episode… DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first season of Talking... Read more
Wade Wilson has a very unseasonal, R-rated video for you an this, the day of Jesus’ birth… Wouldn’t ya know it – I take a holiday break from Cape Crisis and pre-record a couple of podcasts ahead of time, expecting... Read more
Now this is a real blast from the past – kept in the vaults for a whole year, this look back at the ’70s rock hits of Spider-Man! Henry, Chris, and Dave give all of it a listen in this,... Read more
The Laser Time family hasn’t seen Star Wars yet, but once they do, they’ll be live streaming a spoilerific podcast right here, and we’ll want your questions! You may have heard there’s this new movie out called Stars Force: The... Read more
Hank, Brett, and Dave get in the holiday spirit with an overload of seasonal comics, including the Gwenpool Holiday Special. Plus, we discuss the most recent X-Men film trailer, already thinking about may comics, and our biggest comic disappointments of... Read more
Star Wars is nearly upon us, so why not return to a (now non-canonical) moment in Lucas’ history. Taking place between Empire and Jedi, we’re cozying up with Dash Rendar to play Shadows of the Empire! Join us at 3pm... Read more
Things get litigious in this iconic episode which features the introduction of two very important recurring characters, and the first appearance of Phil Hartman … DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first season of Talking... Read more
10 years ago the world was excited for and then yawned at Peter Jackson’s insanely long remake of the huge primate tragedy. To celebrate this we’ll be playing the 3PM Pacific on Twitch, or on the YouTube archive… Watch live... Read more
Video games are pretty much done for the year, but Blu-rays are still pretty busy as 2015 winds down… Star Wars: The Force Awakens is nearly upon us, as are less commercial events like Christmas. Seriously, you can’t turn a... Read more
Things get more colorful and dramatic in this new trailer for the final film in X-Men’s flashback trilogy… After the utter fiasco that was Fantastic Four, I definitely have expressed fears on Cape Crisis that Fox has no clue what... Read more
The Wii U has a new download this week that reminds us of our favorite racing games of yore. Watch us go as fast as we can in Fast Racing NEO at 3PM Pacific on Twitch, or on the YouTube... Read more
Hank, Dave, and Brett need to talk all about Batman and Superman’s many battles, but they also find time for touching ducks, zombie books, deleted scenes from Guardians, and the best replies to the question of the week… DOWNLOAD In... Read more
Marge shows the world just one screwball can do by going on a moral crusade against violent cartoons, as the guys get introspective about animation history … DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first season... Read more
The new movie is hardly the first time that DC’s two most popular heroes have fought… DC Entertainment has made more than one great Superman and Batman film, and in 2016 it’s breaking new ground by putting the two heroes... Read more
The last worthwhile games of the year are out this week, along with some big ass movies, and some really great anime deals to boot… We’ve now entered the interesting, stressful period between Thanksgiving and the end of the year.... Read more
Seasons greeting movie lovers/Laser Time Patrons! Here’s what we’ll be watching as 2015 comes to a close… Seasons greetings, happy holidays, and a joyous Starbucks red cups to you all! It’s December, so it’s time for us to wrap up... Read more
The SNES premiered in Japan 25 years ago, so it’s time to celebrate the super-fast racer’s blazing birthday! Today’s Nintendo stream is all about Captain Falcon and his zero-G buddies, so join us at 3PM Pacific on Twitch, or on... Read more
Hank, Chris, Dave, and Brett have lots to say on digging through old comics, tweeting at creators, Secret Wars delays, Flash/Arrow crossovers, Walking Dead finales, plus your answers to the QOTW… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a... Read more
Three whole minutes of Clark fighting Bruce is here, along with some expected (and unexpected) guests in this fresh video… I’ve been accused of being a Marvel fanboy, and it isn’t entirely off base, but I’ve enjoyed so many DC... Read more
Monkey see, monkey do, as Bart decides to become a professional stuntman after a night of Truckasaurus. See Homer’s most painful moment yet and meet Dr. Hibbert all in one show … DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON.... Read more
As a new Star Wars descends on us, let’s look back at the worst revisions done to the classic films… Unless you’ve been trapped in an asteroid shooting at mynocks for the last two years, you know there’s a brand... Read more
Thanksgiving is over and now it’s time for 2015’s last gasp of big name games, along with an outbreak of zombified Blu-rays… Have you eaten all your leftovers yet? Had pie for breakfast and turkey sandwiches for lunch? Spent tons... Read more
Hank, Chris, Dave, and Brett come together to discuss the Civil War trailer, Frank Miller’s odd return to Dark Knight, some light Jessica Jones spoilers, and your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a Laser Time Patreon... Read more
We’re getting ready for the Thanksgiving spirit with a round of Burger King gluttony, followed by a rousing return to Quiplash! See it all on our Twitch channel at 3pm Pacific or archived on YouTube later! Watch live video from LaserTime... Read more
The Simpsons go through a quaintly familiar Thanksgiving until Bart disrupts the festivities to go live on skid row. Don’t worry, it all ends well … DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first season of... Read more
It may not be called Avengers 3, but the newest Captain America film looks to hold almost the entire MCU in one picture… Jeez, Marvel, can’t you give a fan a break? Here I am, trying to do some late... Read more
Batman, Yoda, Spider-Man and more cashed in with these foreign advertisements. Now the world can finally see them… Thanks to countless hours of TV viewing, I’ve seen famous pop culture characters selling everything in the United States. Charlie Brown hawking life... Read more
The new releases in gaming may have slowed down, but there’s an extra helping of sales to make up for it… Not sure what your Thanksgiving plans are – passing out in a food coma, arguing with your racist uncle,... Read more
The last DVDs you ever need to own are currently super cheap on Amazon… If you’ve ever listened to me or any of my other Laser Time cohorts talk for more than 10 minutes, you may have noticed we’re huge... Read more
The 360 launched a decade ago, and some of its biggest advancements tend to be overlooked by gamers. With the gift of hindsight, it was much more revolutionary that it seems on the surface… Be sure to check out our... Read more
The most disappointing trilogy of the last decade happened for very understandable reasons… As a lover of both strategy games and cel-shaded graphics, I was onboard with Valkyria Chronicles from the very start. In fact, the PS3 original was one... Read more
The gang’s all here! Hank, Chris, Dave, and Brett dive into a ton of new Marvel books, gorillas vs. Flash, Star Wars wildness, plus Stan Lee getting confused and your QOTW replies… DOWNLOAD In case you somehow missed it, there’s a... Read more
After yesterday’s fun with Star Wars Battlefront, we’re now playing one of the worst titles to come from a galaxy far, far away. See the lame FMV with us at 3PM Pacific on Twitch, or check out the YouTube archive... Read more
WWE is in desperate need of a new champion, and this weekend they’re wrapping up a tournament to crown a new number one guy. Who will it be? We test it out for ourselves in WWE 2K16, along with the... Read more
Flanders really comes into his own this week, as he and Homer battle over whose kid is the best at putting, while Bart learns all about zen … DOWNLOAD Talking Simpsons is brought to you by PATREON. To get the first... Read more
Arguably November’s biggest game arrives this week (not Mario Tennis), along with the ultimate Miyazaki box set and the ultimate unwanted Hobbit box set… These have been some exciting times at the old Laser Time homestead. Our friend Brett Elston... Read more
Star Wars Battlefront is upon us, as is a tournament for the WWE Championship, so it’s time for us to dive into both! Join us here live on Twitch at 3PM Pacific to see both games in action or on... Read more
If you own a Vita but not this game, I’m not your friend… At Laser Time, I consider myself your cool, somewhat obsessive friend who can’t shut up about all the great JRPG you’re missing out on. Because, seriously, you... Read more
See how the makers of Walking Dead and Tales from the Borderlands makes it happen… The last week has been a boon for things we loved in the ’90s. Not only did MST3K launch a comeback, but so did Mr.... Read more
Hank was shaking with excitement over two Dragon Quest games finally coming stateside, and you should be sharing in that excitement… Last Thursday was a big one for Nintendo fans. Months after the sudden passing of Satoru Iwata, the company... Read more
More than 20 years later, Bob and David’s iconic sketch series is still lodged in our hearts. But what were the greatest scenes Mr. Show ever did? We count down our 15 favorites… Every generation of comedy nerds have a... Read more
Today is Brett’s birthday, so we’re doing something special and playing one of his all-time favorite games. Pilotwings first launched on the Super Famicom 25 years ago – see how it has held up live on Twitch at 3PM Pacific... Read more
This is the first new Nintendo Direct since E3, and just like at E3, the Laser Time goofs are going to be live streaming our reactions to it on Twitch! Join us live at 2PM Pacific, or watch out archived... Read more
See how the makers of Walking Dead and Tales from the Borderlands makes it happen… The Bay Area-based developers at Telltale Games got their start just trying to keep the flame of adventure games alive that had burned out at... Read more
Hank, Dave, and new Laser employee Brett have a week full of new releases to talk about, as well as some great DC TV, plus the odd news of Mariah Carey in Gotham City, too much Star Wars info, and... Read more
Abbi and Ilana rule Comedy Central, and now they’ve come together to promote the new Tomb Raider via their awesomeness… In case you missed their insight into the horrors of Columbus Day, you folks should be aware I’m a huge... Read more
In a first for the series, Homer gets a new job. Bob, Chris, Henry, and Dave soak in the novelty of that, plus a ton of great baseball observations as this episode takes us all the way to Capital City... Read more
Before they became movie stars, these super-powered beings in the Marvel Universe had to quit a dangerous, cancer-causing habit… Smoking is disgusting, and it’s something I’ve never done, despite the fact that I put plenty of other unhealthy garbage in... Read more
Joel and the bots need two million dollars to make new episodes, but what exactly does this KS include? Much like fat cop Mitchell, we clumsily investigate… Here’s the short version: A Mystery Science Theater 3000 Kickstarter just went live. The... Read more
Hope you have a lot of free time available, because this week’s releases want all of it… It’s a big BIG day here at Laser Time. In case you missed the news, Brett Elston is looking to join Laser Time,so... Read more
Old games become new again on Xbox One, but just which titles are included? Here’s the first taste… As you may recall from Microsoft’s E3 2015 press conference, the Xbox One has been planning to add a feature the PS4... Read more
The best wrestling tournament on the planet is happening right now in Japan, and you can watch it all for around $8… Welcome to Hank’s Corner! This is the recurring spot where Henry Gilbert will do what he does so... Read more
November 7 is the new Mass Effect day, so BioWare treated us to a brief glimpse of the next game that raises more questions than answers… After Mass Effect 3 released and made every single fan of the series incredibly... Read more
Orcs and humans are beating the shit out each other, now on the big screen, at last ready to serve… ‘Twas many Blizzcons ago in the age of man when Blizzard first announced plans to make a World of Warcraft... Read more
Tons of new shots in the international preview, including a bunch of new dialogue… You may have heard that in a little over a month there will be a brand new Star Wars film, the first in 15 years, and... Read more
Seth Rollins is going to be out with an injury for six to nine months, so who will take over as the new WWE champ? We discuss the most likely candidates… The best laid plans of mice and Vince, huh?... Read more
Who needs Sonic Generations in our weekly Nintendo livestream when you can replace him with Mario? Check out this sexy new mod in today’s sexy video. You can see it live today at 3PM PST on Twitch or catch the archive... Read more
Hank and Chris are joined by Brett in a week dominated by too many new comic books, along with a ton of TV shows dominating our aging geek minds! Plus, a great new Deadpool trailer, news on how Fox deals... Read more
We meet Blinky for the first time, learn to be cynical about politics, and watch Charles Montgomery Burns transform into a walking Citizen Kane reference, all in one episode. Only a moron wouldn’t listen to this episode of Talking Simpsons…... Read more
There’ s talk of a new Star Trek TV series on the horizon, so we wanted to play some classic games on the Enterprise. Too bad they all SUCK. Join us today as we play some of the worst Star... Read more
Ryan Reynolds doesn’t half-ass holidays or promoting his next film… X-Men Origins: Wolverine was (pardon the vulgarity) dookie, and should be exhibit A through Z that Fox should never get to make another Deadpool movie. Who sews Deadpool’s mouth shut!?!... Read more
Snoopy and his friends are timeless characters, but even the cast of Peanuts has some skeletons in their closet. Here’s the 7 strange things you might not know included Charlie Brown and company! Whether in newsprint, animation, or confounding ads for... Read more
Funded by Kickstarter, this impressive team-up looks like a must-see film… Charlie Kaufman wrote some of the oddest and moving films of the last 20 years, including Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, and Being John Malkovich. Starburns Industries... Read more
PlayStation’s king of car combat turns 20 this week, so we dig up the original entry, and see how it holds up. It all happens today at 3PM PST. Join us on Twitch or catch the archive on YouTube! Want... Read more
Get ready for the Mr. Show reunion with another early dose of the Netflix series, as Gilvin keeps us updated on the police state… Around the same time as Marvel’s Jessica Jones comes to the streaming service, Netflix has reunited Bob Odenkirk... Read more
Not yet a member of our Patreon? Today you’ll get a chance to see what you’ve been missing in a galaxy far, far away… Hi all of you Laser Time fans out there, whether you’re part of the Laser Time... Read more
If it’s November, it must be time for Call of Duty, as well as early Black Friday sales… I hope your wallets are ready, because Amazon isn’t screwing around anymore. It’s now November, which means it’s time for the biggest... Read more
The time of turkey and Black Friday stampedes is upon us, and we know just what films we’ll be watching with you this month… We hope you made it through Halloween safe and sound, because it’s time to let you... Read more
Everyone’s favorite child killer isn’t as horrifying as he seems when it’s time to lay down a sick rhyme or rocking guitar solo… When Wes Craven cast Robert Englund to play the terrifying antagonist of his new slasher film, A... Read more
Get ready to say “Fuck Communism” all over again, as the Preacher TV series is just about to begin… In the mid-’90s, DC and Vertigo published one of the most disruptive, profane, and memorable comics of the decade: Preacher. Creators... Read more
We’ve decided to end October with an extra spooky version of our weekly Nintendo stream! We’re playing the extra lengthy demo of the all-new Fatal Frame for Wii U (and we might cram in a surprise to boot)! Join us... Read more
Hank and Dave welcome back Brett to discuss reading Marvel comics, watching DC TV shows, some Walking Dead spoilers near the end of the first segment, Macho Man’s love life, more news, and the best replies from the community! DOWNLOAD In... Read more
You may not want to know about Randy Savage’s sex life, but neither did Bruce Campbell. And now we all know… Laser Time has many loves, and right near the top are Randy “Macho Man” Savage, Spider-Man, and Bruce Campbell.... Read more
Our favorite comedies like to get dressed up for this holiday, and these seven shows wore their Halloween costumes best… Garfield and Charlie Brown are the kings of recurring Halloween specials, but annual animated traditions are a dying breed, with fewer... Read more
Master Chief and Stone Cold are both opening a can of whoop-ass on this week’s new release calendar… We’ve finally arrived on the week of Halloween but I can’t say that the list of new Amazon releases looks all that... Read more
Bob, David, and all their friends are arguing with each other just like old times in this new sketch from W/ Bob & David… As if Thanksgiving food comas aren’t a good enough excuse to sit still and stare at... Read more
How fucked up can John K. make The Simpsons? You’d be surprised… If there’s one thing we can’t stop doing at Laser Time, it’s talking Simpsons, not only on the podcast of the same name, but just about everywhere else.... Read more
After a mountain of teasers and cast photos, here’s over two minutes of footage from Marvel’s super private investigator… It’s been months since Daredevil showed comic nerds and binge watchers alike that Marvel;s film world can translate beautifully to the... Read more
Laser Time is a haven for nerds and geeks scared of physical activity, but we can at least enjoy the 2015 World Series via a superheroic sports fan, namely longtime Mets lover, Spider-Man… We’re deep into the post-season for Major League... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave get back together on all hallow’s Back to the Future day to talk about BttF’s new comic book, plus the new Star Wars stuff, Howard The Duck, more new Marvel, Fox News hating Captain America, and... Read more
Colbert is doing his best to uphold his nerd cred on his new series… A new Zelda game is nearly here, and while a Wii U-exclusive adventure seems to be slipping farther and farther away, The Legend of Zelda: Tri... Read more
Take that, Triple H’s sledgehammer! Fantastic in-ring moves and athleticism is one thing, but wrestling wouldn’t be half as entertaining without a great story backing up that action. WWE’s history is overflowing with memorable feuds, and it looks like WWE... Read more
If you’ve somehow missed it, check out it out right here! December 17 will be a day long remembered, as it will see the launch of Episode VII, the first forward looking Star Wars film in over 30 years. Geeks... Read more
This will surely be today’s most important trailer. Go Team Venture! Today is October 19, 2015, and the world is waiting and watching for a trailer that is no mere tease. This will be a the longform preview of something... Read more
The best game ever (and its cromulent sequel) get a celebratory album thanks to the games’ composer… 2015 doesn’t just mark the 20th anniversary of Chrono Trigger, which was one of the best games ever to grace a console. Chrono... Read more
Back to the Future finally arrives in 2015, dinosaurs rule the planet, and assassins adopt a motto in this week’s new releases… I hope you all appreciate that this week’s sub-headline has the word “ass” in it three different times. But... Read more
Scott Steiner loves Shoney’s so much he had to buy one just to destroy it and then rebuild it… For a southern-born wrestling fan like myself, this is one of the strangest videos I’d seen in some time. Scott Steiner... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave are joined by their old pal Brett to catch up on the events of NYCC, how many Marvel movies are ahead of us, how cheap 9.99 feels, reading comics in public, TWD, and much more… DOWNLOAD... Read more
How good can one green dinosaur do when they head off in their own direction? Pretty well – most of the time anyway… First seen in 1990 with the Japanese release of Super Mario World, Yoshi quickly rose to prominence... Read more
We’re getting extra creepy in this week’s installment of crappy games, This is one of the most sneakily violent games in NES history, bringing all the scariest monsters into one bloody game. Join us today LIVE at 3PM Pacific time to... Read more
Bill Murray and Sofia Coppola say seasons’ greetings with this Netflix teaser… No offense to all you Haloweenies out there, but this time of the year to me mostly feels like being stuck in a waiting room, waiting for the... Read more
Colbert is doing his best to uphold his nerd cred on his new series… Conan plays video games, and Jimmy Fallon plays hopscotch with the cast of Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper, Stephen Colbert has been off to a bang up... Read more
The animated Bat Family grows bigger than ever in this new animated trailer… Just yesterday we got to see the premiere of the Daredevil Season 2 trailer from New York Comic-Con, and now we’re getting another formerly exclusive trailer from... Read more
Punisher, Elektra, and more are ready to make Daredevil’s life hell in 2016… This past weekend was New York Comic Con, which featured a ton of news and reveals, not least of which from Marvel and Netflix. The two-in-one production... Read more
Yoshi and Aladdin have carpet fun this week, and we meet a man called Sting and guy called Lucky… Halloween candy hasn’t even been given out yet, but it already feels like holiday shopping season has begun. The new games... Read more
Abby and Ilana are ready to wreck Christopher Columbus and his stupid day in this new online short… It’s always nice to get a day off from work, but here a couple facts that are more important: Christopher Columbus was... Read more
With less than a month to go, the now has its first extended look at the Netflix series that reunites the Mr. Show crew… It has been a long 16 years waiting for a fifth season Mr. Show to appear,... Read more
This diamond in the rough finally has an HD release, so we feel like sharing tons of secrets. Like that Prince Ali was Aladdin all along! The medium of Blu-ray might still offer some of the best picture quality and extras, but... Read more
Three unnamed films are a chance to widen the spotlight, but which hero – or heroes – deserve the chance? Marvel Studios is out to control the rest of your life, or at least that’s how it seems based on... Read more
Hank, Chris, and Dave get together during one of the busiest release weeks in comics, and we don’t just mean the KFC comic. All-New, All-Different Marvel is here, plus Jughead, pre-NYCC news, and your responses… DOWNLOAD In case you missed... Read more
Marvel and Netflix are both getting ready for a big weekend with a couple of special teasers… San Diego may get all the headlines in the summer, but no fall comic collective is as big as New York Comic-Con, or... Read more
These bloodsuckers aren’t Bram Stoker’s genuine article, and they’re all the better for it… What is a Dracula? A miserable pile of Eastern European stereotypes who drinks blood, transforms into animals, lives in a castle, and has impeccable taste in... Read more
Whether you like rock hard chassis on dancers or transforming robots, this week has it all… So long September, as we enter the full-on barrage of fall releases in October. Not only is there scary crap everywhere you look (and... Read more
Here’s what Conker was into before all the fecal matter and alcoholism… After years of hibernation and Kinect games I’d prefer to not remember, Rare is coming back into prominence as one of Microsoft’s top first party developers. Along with a... Read more
Who would’ve thought that watching a trio of pro wrestlers eating dinner could be this enjoyable? Welcome to Hank’s Corner! This is the recurring home of Henry Gilbert’s musings on cool things that are so beloved on Cape Crisis‘s marquee... Read more
This month we say Happy Halloween with a bunch of horror classics, PLUS we finally reach the day Doc Brown had long ago prophesied… Another month, another collection of great films to watch along with the Laser Time community! Yes,... Read more
With lots of atmosphere and not much face, we get another intriguing tease of Netflix’s next Marvel series… I’m so excited that, on November 20, everyone with a Netflix subscription will get to meet Jessica Jones. I’ve known the Brian... Read more
Henry is doing this extra large episode with some real special guests! First off, Marvel Heroes 2015’s own Chris Baker joins Dave and Chris for talk (and a quiz) about old comic book games, followed by Brett coming on to... Read more
He’s the fastest man alive, but you won’t really know him till you read the best comics starring Barry, Wally, and more… Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman may be the recognized trinity of the DC Universe, but it’s The Flash... Read more
Just in time for the 30th anniversary, the episodic Back To The Future games are going next-gen… Right now, Telltale Games is one of the biggest gamemakers around, but in the pre-zombie days, the dev worked on a number of... Read more
This week our Tuesday stream is focusing on new releases, though this time we’ve got more than one to deal with. Not only has the Birdman returned to gaming with Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5, but there’s also some brand... Read more
Just when you thought every possible piece of merchandise available, these behinds come in through the back door… I love Pokemon as much as the next person who put in hundreds of hoours and hosted their own Pokemon podcast, so... Read more
See what could’ve been in this squirrely, lost shooter from Rare and Microsoft… With new games announced and the incredible retro collection known as Rare Replay, fans of the iconic UK developer are feeling more love than ever. However, the... Read more
Cancelled before the world even knew about it, feast your eyes on this pre-alpha version of an open-world South Park title… In 2013 the world finally got the fantastic South Park game it deserved with Stick of Truth, and soon... Read more
We’ve got killer robots, dancing personas, and Tony Hawk’s return… How’s everybody feeling after #SuperMoon? Anyone a #SuperWerewolf yet? And now that they found water on Mars, are you ready to book you flight there? And do you appreciate current... Read more
Every bat has his day, and we celebrate with classic Dark Knight stories and awesome Amazon deals… Every day is a great day to reflect on the importance of a global icon and comic book legend like Batman, but September... Read more
Every Thursday we play a different Nintendo game for Twitch viewers, and today’s is the next entry in a whole month of Mario Bros.! We’re celebrating Super Mario Bros.’ 30th anniversary AND the launch of Super Mario Maker, so we’re... Read more
If you ever wished WWE was more like Mass Effect, today is your day… In about a month, WWE 2K16 hits PS4 and Xbox One, and the developers are showing more and more of the game each day. Most recently... Read more
Henry and Chris are rejoined by Dave for a whip fast episode where they catch up on never ending Secret Wars, dig into cheap Batman books, discuss the new Black Panther series, Spider-Man’s age, and your answers to last week’s... Read more
Another Wednesday means another crappy game will be streamed, and in honor of the new Muppets series, we’re giving a look at Kermit and company’s worst stuff. Just what are these awful games? Find out below. Look: We love the Muppets.... Read more
How can something with Bill Hader, Kate McKinnon, Hannibal Buress, and more be so lame? Try not to get mad about it… As a cynical player of video games, it’s easy to hate on Angry Birds for being a moderately... Read more
Even alone, Halo 5’s campaign feels warmly familiar, even in the sexy new cinematic… After skipping out on the remakes of last year, it’d been sometime since I’d played anything new in the Halo Universe. Last week I got a... Read more
It’s time to play the music, light the lights, and get things started on this muppetational celebrational of our favorite moments with Kermit and the gang… The Muppets have been an entertainment institution for more than 50 years, and whether... Read more
So, we normally focus on new games on our Tuesday streams, but after rewatching Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, we decided we were better off playing the 2010 game tie-in. It’s incredible (with a fantastic soundtrack) and you can experience... Read more
It’s more than a month away, but at least we have some new shots of Kara showing off her powers… The DC Universe won’t have its chance to challenge Marvel at the multiplex until 2016, but on network TV DC... Read more
Nintendo and Namco’s business partnership gets even closer with upcoming sequel… The original Project X Zone is simultaneously an okay strategy RPG and an incredible crossover, bringing together dozens of famous and obscure characters in one place. Capcom, Sega, and... Read more
Animals cross, LEGO ain’t cheap, songs are sung, and someone is the last man on Earth… I thought summer was supposed to be over, but it’s still stupidly hot where I live, at least by Bay Area standards. But even... Read more
This show makes me laugh and cry in equal measure – and it doesn’t hurt that it’s subversively queer to boot… Steven Universe just got renewed for two more seasons! But why are dorks like Henry celebrating more episodes of... Read more
The game isn’t out yet, but the next big wrasslin’ title is already recreating PPV main events… It’s the only game in town, but that doesn’t mean the devs aren’t hard at work on WWE 2K16. The game boasts having... Read more
Every Thursday we play a different Nintendo game on our Twitch channel, and today’s is another entry in a whole month of Mario Bros.! We’re celebrating Super Mario Bros.’ anniversary AND the launch of Super Mario Maker, so we’re streaming... Read more
Well, at least the eventual game you’ll play is looking sweet… Sigh… Sometimes being right can be a real bummer. All year, Atlus and Atlus USA were both sticking to their story that Persona 5, the loooooooooooong awaited new entry... Read more
Henry and Chris do a two man show this week, and they’ve got a ton to talk to each other about. Hellcat’s new book, too many Avengers, where our listeners read, Henry referring to Tokyo Ghost by the wrong name,... Read more
Another Wednesday means another day of of streaming the worst titles ever foisted upon gamers. To celebrate the season premiere of South Park, we’re pulling out some “classics” from when the series was brand new. Come on down to South... Read more
At last, Pokemon and pro wrestling are closer than ever before in this arcade/Wii U fighter… Pokemon and professional wrestling has a deeper connection than most think. Not only are pocket monsters like Halucha and Machamp obvious references to sports... Read more
The hottest comedy reunion there is starts November 13! See your first glimpse of it… So, this may seem like a perfectly timed anecdote, but I swear the following is true. I just awoke from a dream where I asked... Read more
Back when MTV ruled and movies rocked, the biggest stars of Hollywood crossed over into some of the most awesome videos ever made… Despite what you might think if you’ve turned on MTV recently, music videos are alive and well… on YouTube,... Read more
Every Tuesday is our traditional stream, and this time we’re playing a double dose of brand new games: Destiny: The Taken King and Super Mario Maker. How’s Bungie’s newest title and how are our Mushroom Kingdom creations? Find out today LIVE... Read more
See how one man went from indie wrestler to one of the top costume designers in the WWE… Great costume design is at its best when it goes unnoticed. You see some colorful tights or an expertly fitting jacket and... Read more
Celebrities are getting in a lot of trouble these days, so we look back at some famous folks who got hit with some career-ending scandals, yet somehow crawled their way back to the top – or at least to the... Read more
What game reunites cast from Back To The Future, Portal, Doctor Who, AND Community? A title that now has much more of my interest… If you’ve been paying attention at all to upcoming games, you’ve seen that Skylanders and Disney... Read more
Your Destiny expands, toys come to life, and movie cars take a real beating this week on Amazon… Family really is the most important thing, whether it’s the one you’re born into, or the one you build over time. True,... Read more
30 years ago today Nintendo changed gaming with the launch of Super Mario Bros. See then and now how two of its creators remember it in this new interview… On September 13, 1985, toymaker Nintendo had already seen some success... Read more
Every Thursday we play a different Nintendo game on our Twitch channel, and today’s is the next entry in a whole month of Mario Bros.! To celebrate the anniversary and the launch of Super Mario Maker, we’re doing a different... Read more
We’ve got a time and a teaser, but not much more than that on the Daredevil follow-up that should’ve been called Alias… Ahead of its release I wasn’t all that sure Netflix’s Daredevil could pull off a serialized take on... Read more
The dependable trio of Henry, Chris, and Dave get back together to compare notes on Star Wars, discuss the strategies of aging collectors, catch up on interesting Image books, talk about news that isn’t related to films, and SO much... Read more
Get ready to go back to school, pizanos, because there’s so much you don’t know about Nintendo’s big hero… An apocryphal story says that at one time Mario was more famous with kids than Mickey Mouse, and while I find... Read more
The first PlayStation went on sale 20 years ago in North America, and while we have tons of happy memories, that doesn’t mean all the games are great. We’ll be playing a handful of the launch titles to see how... Read more
Before Diddy and Cranky Kong, see how the ape’s reboot looked in the early planning stages… If you were in the Play It Loud generation of Super NES owners, Donkey Kong Country holds a special place in your heart. Just... Read more
This week sees Stephen Colbert ascend to new heights of fame, but some of his greatest work wasn’t so mainstream… It feels like just yesterday we were saying goodbye to David Letterman, and now we’re already at the start of... Read more
Nintendo’s mascot gets busy building, while Batman is a little too young to fight crime, and one of the Vita’s best comes to the PS4… Everyone having a happy Labor Day, aka the day you have off to think about... Read more
This reviewer of life deserves everyone’s highest rating possible… Welcome to Hank’s Corner! This is the new, weekly spot where Henry Gilbert will do what he does so well on Cape Crisis‘s marquee segment. He’ll spotlight a cool new book,... Read more
Every Thursday we play a different Nintendo game on our Twitch channel, and today’s is really special because we’re starting a whole month of Mario Bros. To celebrate the anniversary and the launch of Super Mario Maker, we’re doing a... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave are a three man band, talking up a week of Marvel shake-ups, Deadpool teaming with Thanos, Tales Designed To Thrizzle, and of course we make room for the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl… DOWNLOAD In case you missed... Read more
You don’t have to be a Marvel or DC hero to star in a crappy game. Even creator-owned comic stars like Hellboy can get their name slapped on crap, as this edition of Shit Show will demonstrate. Join us LIVE... Read more
As the absurdly dedicated fans of the series wait for updates on “And A Movie,” Community’s most recent season gets an audio refresher from its creator… Before I was super addicted to podcasting and listening to hundreds of hours of... Read more
Metal Gear Solid has cast a psychic, an elderly sniper, and a roller-blading mad bomber as bosses, but which was the most entertaining and deadly? Let’s find out… While some may scoff at the sheer amount cutscenes, nanomachines, twist endings,... Read more
V has come to, just in time for Mad Max to once more drive right through our hearts… After a typically quiet summer, fall is usually when the big game releases start up again, and that’s DEFINITELY the case on... Read more
Sweet suffering tacos! Deadpool, the most ridiculous mutant alive, is bringing his silly game to new-gen this fall… I’m sure you’ve whined once or twice that the current generation of consoles have far too many old games in new wrapping.... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave welcome Danielle back onto the show to discuss the slow-moving machinery of Secret Wars, suggesting too many comics starring Batman, watching old cartoons, and the wisdom of Spider Jerusalem. Plus, your answers to last week’s community... Read more
Whose side are you on? Surprisingly, Jeremy Renner has the answers (unless they’re fake)… I’m Henry Gilbert, and hopefully you know I host LT’s comic book podcast called Cape Crisis (via the support on the Laser Time Patreon). I love comics of... Read more
Instead of our usual Nintendo developed game, this Thursday’s livestream focuses on NES classics from Capcom, the first six Mega Man games. All are in a sexy new collection that we’re giving a whirl today LIVE at 3PM Pacific time!... Read more
You stay, I go – to the movies that is! Sorry… I’m Henry Gilbert, and hopefully you know I host LT’s comic book podcast called Cape Crisis (via the support on the Laser Time Patreon). Were you also aware that I love... Read more
Would the crappy film actually have been Fantastic if it looked like this? This is Henry Gilbert, and if you’ve listened to my comic book podcast called Cape Crisis (via the support on the Laser Time Patreon), you I love the... Read more
From Raising Arizona to Burn After Reading and everywhere else, take a look at the Coens’ ability to put cameras where you least expect it… I’m Henry Gilbert, a person so nerdy they host their own the comic book podcast called Cape... Read more
Summer releases draw to a close as games heat up with some sequels, remakes, new series, and SPORTS… I think I might finally be able to stop complaining aboout slow release weeks on Amazon, for a few months anyway. This... Read more
Memories will finally come tumbling down in the United States in 2016… I’m Henry Gilbert, and when I’m not host a comic book podcast called Cape Crisis (via the support on the Laser Time Patreon), I’ve been known to write a few posts... Read more
One of the Dark Knight’s strongest codes is to never take a life, but I don’t think every filmmaker remembers that… I’m Henry Gilbert, a person so nerdy they host their own the comic book podcast called Cape Crisis (via the support... Read more
Love depressing documentaries, but wish they were 30 minutes long and starred some of the best SNL performers? Bill Hader and Fred Armisen have just the series… God damn do I love documentaries. When I’m not hosting Cape Crisis (via... Read more
In just three minutes, Kevin Owens lays down the hate on his fans, showing why he’s the best at being bad… You all know me, Henry Gilbert, as a mega-nerd of the highest order. I host the comic book podcast Cape... Read more
Henry and Chris are rejoined by Dave this week, as we explore a ton of new issues, the many connections between classic cartoons and funny books, and more Fantastic Four fallout, including our communities funny stories of seeing the film for... Read more
Not every cancelled game is worth remembering, but these Marvel and DC games coulda been a contender, they coulda been something… The colorful world of comics have been a part of gaming as early as the Atari 2600 version of... Read more
More and more wrasslers are getting confirmed for the next entry in the sports entertainment series, including husky online fave Kevin Owens – though his digital version is a little slimmer… You all know me, Henry Gilbert, as a mega-nerd... Read more
After retiring from political commentary and satire, Jon Stewart is finally making his pro wrestling dreams come true… I’m Henry Gilbert, host of the comic book podcast Cape Crisis (via the support on the Laser Time Patreon), and a lover... Read more
We’ve got big ass Xbox Ones, diving to hell, lesbian vampires, and Hackers is 20 fucking years old… Amazon may have some bad publicity in the last week, but that doesn’t stop this machine of capitalism from chugging along as... Read more
Wipe away those tears and get ready for more emotional adventures, fo sheezey… This is Henry Gilbert. I host the comic book podcast Cape Crisis, am part of the Laser Time Patreon, and I think I’ve just about recovered from... Read more
One of Laser Time’s favorite songwriters has gone into wrestling themes, and you’ve got to hear it… Hi all, Henry here, host of Cape Crisis, beneficiary of the Laser Time Patreon, and a big fan of singer/songwriter Dotflist (a.k.a. Hotdad).... Read more
Henry and Chris are still recovering from the experience of watching Fantastic Four, so we called in Phil Kollar for help to figure out just how this pile of mistakes came to be. Plus, we cover new Secret Wars, DC’s... Read more
Those fuckers at HBO may finally get their shit together by making this God damned TV movie a fucking reality… Hi all, Henry here, host of Cape Crisis, beneficiary of the Laser Time Patreon, and someone who is sick of... Read more
Tarantino + Westerns + a brilliant cast + snow + Ennio Morricone + 70mm = Possible Perfection… I, Henry Gilbert, love hosting Cape Crisis, part of the Laser Time Patreon, but I’d just as happily host a weekly podcast discussing... Read more
One of DC’s best ever adaptations is speeding up the reveals towards the next season… Henry here once again. I’m host of Cape Crisis, part of the Laser Time Patreon, and someone who can admit they’re wrong (eventually). On my... Read more
Join us for our weekly stream that we do every Tuesday starting at 3PM Pacific Time. Today’s games? We’re trying out this week’s newest release, Everybody’s Gone To Rapture, and there may be a retro surprise as well… [UPDATE: Stream... Read more
Garfield and Mad Max hit the road this week, plus Chris Farley is remembered along with some odds and ends in the realm of movies… In the wake of nationwide turmoil, corruption, and a terrible Fantastic Four film, is there... Read more
This new Michael Crichton adaptation is shinier than ’70s original, but looks just as violent and sexy… Hi all, Henry here, host of Cape Crisis, beneficiary of the Laser Time Patreon, and avid watcher of the Simpsons. Remember when Bart... Read more
Whether you saw the film or just heard how bad it is, these comics are sure to improve your opinion of Marvel’s first family… There’s no two ways about it – the new Fantastic Four film is a colossal failure.... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave get together to talk about the merits of the Fantastic Four in the face of bad critical buzz, Dave’s southern adventure, questions about the Deadpool trailer, and answers from our wonderful community… DOWNLOAD In case you... Read more
Never-before-seen production footage shows us the Shrek that could’ve been… Hi all, Henry here, host of Cape Crisis and beneficiary of the Laser Time Patreon. And my opinions of Chris Farley and Shrek couldn’t be farther apart. One is a... Read more
What are the best and worst titles in the Xbox One’s celebration of Rare’s legacy? We rank all 30 of Rare Replay’s games for you right here. If you played games in the ’90s and late ’80s, Rare/Rareware was one... Read more
This video from Gamescom has restored our Faith in DICE’s returning series… So, back in 2008 EA seemed to be on the verge of a whole new era of AAA games. Titles like Dead Space and Mirror’s Edge had the... Read more
Join us for our weekly stream that we do every Tuesday starting at 3PM Pacific Time. Today’s game? For the second day in a row we’re going through Rare Replay, this time focusing on the NES and N64 games they... Read more
He may be full of positivity, but that doesn’t mean Big E can’t get scared… Henry Gilbert here, the host of Cape Crisis, member of the Laser Time Patreon, and frequent cohost of Cheap Popcast, LT’s pro wrestling show. After... Read more
Henry, Chris, Dave, and Brett reconvene to talk about Magic Mike and Gambit problems, Dave enjoying his homework, Henry’s newest super love, fantastic Denny’s food, and your spoiler-y answers about Ant-Man… DOWNLOAD In case you missed it, there’s a new... Read more
Get ready to love Billy Eichner and Julie Klausner as much as I do… Henry Gilbert here, the host of Cape Crisis, member of the Laser Time Patreon, and I likely wouldn’t be the professional podcaster I am today if... Read more
Forget saving princesses, this is what Mario does when he needs to get paid! Mario wears many hats and that’s hardly just a metaphor. See, in his long career as a plumber who saves the Mushroom Kingdom on an annual basis... Read more
Superman goes evil as the Vita and Wii U see retail releases in the same week. Which reality seemed more impossible? It’s another week in paradise for Laser Time. We’ve got the Laser Time Patreon running at full steam ahead,... Read more
After years of a wasting its legacy, 30 classic games are coming to the Xbox One, as this new trailer shows off… Henry Gilbert here, host of Cape Crisis (brought to you by the Laser Time Patreon), and someone who... Read more
Henry, Chris, Dave, and Brett all get together for a spoilery Ant-Man talk, but first they catch up on all the biggest trailers out of comic-con, some other big news, and playing comic book slots in Vegas… DOWNLOAD In case... Read more
July 27 marks the 25th birthday of the Dr. Mario series, and we’re celebrating it with a bevy of classic entries in the spin-off series. Watch us play at 3PM Pacific/6PM Eastern! [UPDATE: YouTube archive embedded below!] Want to keep... Read more
[UPDATE: YouTube archive embedded below with BONUS Quiplash stream!] Some of us haven’t beaten Batman: Arkham Knight yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t go back in time to see Batgirl in her first ever DLC, which I’m sure has a... Read more
Finally, some explanation for Pixar’s second film in 2015… Henry Gilbert here, host of Cape Crisis (brought to you by the Laser Time Patreon), and someone who is just recovering from the emotional barrage that was Inside Out. That was... Read more
Zombie killers get naked, vampires get funny, and Scoob and the gang are back again on Amazon… July is on its way out the door, and I for one have had enough of the dog days of summer. I mean,... Read more
SPOILERS for Ant-Man here, but if you’ve seen the movie, you still may have missed this deep (and very funny) reference to the tiny hero’s history… As host of Cape Crisis, I take my position as Laser Time’s full-time comic... Read more
A giant monster is headed to PlayStation, EA gets a new golfer, and robots come to life… Many apologies for this being late. This has not been the week I thought it would be. I figured I’d just prep a... Read more
There are many reasons that we’ll never forget Nintendo President Satoru Iwata, but we’ve picked seven big ones that convey why we’ll miss the dearly departed leader of one of gaming’s greatest companies. Henry here, and while I wear many... Read more
That hilarious, foul-language, ultra violent Deadpool film you dreamed of? This might just be it… Henry Gilbert again, of Cape Crisis fame (brought to you by the Laser Time Patreon), and I think San Diego Comic-Con has a definite security... Read more
[UPDATE: Official HD trailer has now embedded!] See the Joker in all his tattooed splendor… Henry Gilbert again, of Cape Crisis fame (brought to you by the Laser Time Patreon), and I have a special update from San Diego Comic-Con... Read more
Will Batman bring this killer to justice? And I don’t mean the Justice League… Henry Gilbert here, of Cape Crisis fame (brought to you by the Laser Time Patreon). And I want you to know that I only complain because I... Read more
Dreams DO come true, even if they’re full of Deadites raised by the Necronomicon… 2015 has been a year of impossibilities, and no, I’m not just using this as a way to hype the Laser Time Patreon. I spent decades... Read more
Henry and Dave are joined by the super-fun Polygon writer and Image Expo expert Danielle Riendeau to discuss last week’s big event for Image announcements, along with some big news, talk of Terminator vs. Jurassic Park, our fave ninja turtles,... Read more
See the longest chunk of Ant-Man yet, plus find out who’ll soon be playing Aunt May and Elektra… News from comic books and their related media is getting hotter and hotter each hour as San Diego Comic-Con gets ready to... Read more
A quiet week punctuated by Predator kombat, Scooby-Doo team-ups, and your parent’s favorite movie… I won’t lie to you guys. This is a slim, SLIM week for Amazon releases. If you look behind the scenes, I blame this being the... Read more
[UPDATE: A triple shot of MegaSegaDrive Terminator Genesis is embedded below] This week’s Tuesday stream gets all kinds of current with a blast from the past. (And we mean that on multiple levels.) See how fun (or not) it is... Read more
As part of a countdown to the new season, get ready to relive Mulder and Scully’s adventures from the beginning… The predicted 2012 apocalypse has come and gone, there was a disappointing movie, and all our conspiracy fears of the... Read more
What happens when a celebrity becomes too powerful and makes their dreams come true? Art, hubris, or comedy? We investigate… DOWNLOAD RSS | iTunes | Zune | Facebook | Twitter | YouTube | Twitch SUPPORT LASER TIME ON PATREON SHOP... Read more
Henry and Dave are joined by two fans who have given to the Laser Time Patreon, and one of them works for DC, so we have some unique insights into the world of comics, games, and more… DOWNLOAD In case you... Read more
In a matter of weeks the new season of Rick and Morty will begin, so take a deep sip of what’s coming soon from Laser Time’s favorite show… It’s nice to turn on a TV show and feel it was... Read more
Forget King Lear or Uncle Vanya – the Dark Knight might be the hardest character to ever play, yet these guys make it seem easy! Assume you’re a trained actor. You’ve been in front of cameras for years, you’ve studied... Read more
This week’s Tuesday stream gets all kinds of current with the just released Quiplash, the newest game from Jackbox. See how fun (or not) it is at 3PM PST (6PM Eastern)! [UPDATED: Check out the YouTube archive of our hilarious... Read more
An anime brawl breaks out on PlayStation, rock docs finally get released, Weird Al goes HD, and Will Ferrell gets hard….. Whew, after the last week I’ve never been more satisfied to be tired. If you read this site and... Read more
The first trailer for this new documentary is as funny as it is painful… Henry Gilbert, the Cape Crisis host who still can’t deal with how well our Laser Time Patreon is performing. And I have a ‘hot take’ for... Read more
The first film Hayao Miyazaki fully directed is always in need of rediscovery… Welcome to Hank’s Corner! This is the new, weekly spot where Henry Gilbert will do what he does so well on Cape Crisis‘s marquee segment. He’ll spotlight... Read more
Mario has never looked more realistic when grabbing floating coins… Henry Gilbert here again, known for hosting Cape Crisis, constantly promoting the Laser Time Patreon, and being the biggest Mario fan in the gaming press. Seriously, I won a LOT... Read more
Thinking of giving to the Laser Time Patreon, but aren’t totally clear on what our newest podcast is all about? That’s a paddlin’… No, just kidding, here are the details… Hello. I’m Henry Gilbert. You may remember me from Cape Crisis,... Read more
Cheap games are nice, but which ones should you actually pay for? Henry Gilbert, host of Cape Crisis, is here to tell you all about great deals. And no this isn’t a plug for the Laser Time Patreon – though... Read more
Henry becomes DC’s biggest fan (for this week at least), Chris has played more Arkham Knight than anyone (on the show), and Dave read more than just The Walking Dead (kinda)! It’s an exciting new era for Cape Crisis after... Read more
We couldn’t stop it, just set it free and DANCE! Henry Gilbert here again, host of Cape Crisis, co-head of the Laser Time Patreon, and the site’s leading Persona fan. In general I’m a big fan of any quality JRPG,... Read more
An hour of lucha that rivals anything WWE, NXT, and New Japan have done all year… Henry Gilbert here again, and when I’m not hosting Cape Crisis or endlessly promoting a Patreon (did you know there’s a Laser Time Patreon!?!?!),... Read more
Oh, I’m definitely going to tweet about this! Henry again, folks. Sometimes I have to search out topics to discuss on the weekly Cape Crisis episodes. Other times, those stories demand notice. Months after I lost my shit over Spider-Man... Read more
You demanded it, we did it! But how does this crowdfunding work exactly? The short version: The Laser Time Patreon is open! Go there now and PLEDGE! The longer version: Henry Gilbert here, but I’m not writing to plug Cape Crisis.... Read more
Batman returns, Miyazaki’s directorial debut, Final Fantasy expands, and more… E3 may be in the record books, but this is a VERY exciting week for your friends at Laser Time. In case you missed the news, the Laser Time Patreon... Read more
Hear the truth straight from their hastily animated mouths… Henry Gilbert here again, and when I’m hosting Cape Crisis, I do my best to cope with a crippling addiction. Its name? Remembering the Simpsons. Having watched the first 10 seasons... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by Dave to deal with all the comics they’ve been able to read in-between E3 press conferences! Henry has read a bunch of wonderfully upbeat #1s, Dave tells us all about zombies, and once Henry... Read more
Finally a game made just for me – though you can play it too, I guess… As I experience life as the being known as Henry Gilbert, host of the Cape Crisis podcast, I’ve long searched for the perfect game.... Read more
There’s a new Xbone on the block, a Miyazaki classic goes Blu, and books enter another Grey area… It’s the week of E3, but that doesn’t mean nothing is coming out. Not only are there new games, but also some... Read more
Hyped for what’s being shown at E3? Did you miss a big announcement? You can pre-order it all right here! UPDATED WITH THE NEWS FROM NINTENDO AND SQUARE ENIX’S PRESS CONFERENCE Once more, the Electronic Entertainment Expo is descending upon... Read more
These incredible new short films present a possible future for the DCAU… As I’ve mentioned on a podcast or three of Cape Crisis, one of my all time favorite interpretations of DC Comics comes from the world known as the... Read more
Krypton vs Gamma: Who wins? Jon Stewart and Mark Ruffalo debate it, and one CGI animator has the answer! As a comic book fans (and particularly as host of the podcast Cape Crisis), I’ve witnessed my fair share of theoretical... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined this week by gaming and comic veteran Chris Baker for a special episode. We’ll talk about Mr. Baker’s long career, what he’s reading these days, and get his thoughts on the news, not least of... Read more
Jurassic Park hits the bricks, Elder Scrolls is online for consoles, and secret agents are more British than ever… We’re another week into June and I tell ya, it’s been a hot one in the Bay Area. Why, the heat... Read more
Henry and Chris have read so many comics this week, from DC, Image, Marvel, even Archie! Plus, Hank shares a phone call, we explore the history of Doom, we dive deep into the news, and hear some community tales of... Read more
The ultimate underdog gets a DVD, Tetris comes to another system, and two of the best TV series ever get the royal treatment… The summer is upon us, and whether you’re out of school, taking a vacation from work, or... Read more
Henry and Chris have another two man show as Hank tries to understand what the hell happened in Convergence, Chris gives a Secret Wars update, we talk Supergirl and Stan Lee’s acting, identify the Jughead fanboy in the room, and... Read more
Ever see a film with special effects in the last four decades? ILM probably did it… It’s the stuff of Hollywood legend. The first Star Wars film was such a colossal undertaking that George Lucas and his crew had to... Read more
Yes, Laser Time is seriously judging Stan Lee’s acting talent, and the results may surprise you… Stan Lee is one of the most important people in comic book history, and he’ll likely be the first to tell you that should you... Read more
The Wii U gets its own arena shooter this week, plus early Chappie, anime finales, and Looney Tunes… Happy Memorial Day to everyone celebrating it today – for unemployed podcasters, this feels pretty much the same except I feel more... Read more
One French art student created a beautiful animation short that’s also a stunning tribute to Studio Ghibli… Love for master animator Hayao Miyazaki and his team at Studio Ghibli transcends the medium of anime, appealing to fans all over the... Read more
Daniel Bryan, the best wrestler on Earth, has a new book coming out, and it can be your portal into the world of pro wrestling… If you think I’ve seemed a little sad on recent Cape Crisis or Cheap Popcast episodes, you might... Read more
Henry and Chris convene early (1pm) to record this week, catching up on Mad Max: Fury Road, Convergence and Secret Wars, new series discoveries, The Flash’s season finale, new DC rides, leaked Jokers, and your answers to last week’s Question... Read more
Though it feels like this should’ve happened a very long time ago, the Justice League finally has their own ride. But how good is it? Well, here’s another one for me to bring up on the next episode of Cape Crisis. Six... Read more
With his retirement just days away, one late night fan remembers all the wildest times… David Letterman has been on the air for longer than I’ve been alive, so to me, his retirement is as eventful as Johnny Carson’s was... Read more
Which Witcher witches the witch? Find out by supporting Laser Time via Amazon… Whew… Sorry, I still need to catch my breath from seeing Mad Max: Fury Road over the weekend. Seriously, that film gripped my heart at 120MPH, blasting me off to... Read more
A guy you can shrink, a woman with wings, a man on fire, and more bring a super team to TV in the most impressive group since the Avengers… Henry again guys and gals, and as I’m fond of saying... Read more
Henry and Chris are accompanied by both Brett and Dave for a big episode with talk that dives deep into Secret Wars, the new Supergirl series, deconstructing the cast of Civil War, Archie Kickstarters, and all the listeners’ opinions on... Read more
The 10 Worst Superhero Movies of All-Time according to pure science! You’ve probably seen Avengers: Age of Ultron, so mst of you have undoubtedly formed an opinion on it. Some of you may think it’s the worst superhero movie ever... Read more
For as iffy as some of its upcoming films look, DC Comics’ TV shows are doing great. Will that continue with Supergirl? Here’s the first look… As the host of Cape Crisis, I sometimes get accused of being anti-DC and... Read more
That’s right, I said I’m gonna tell you about Amazon deals. I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass.… Once again, Henry is here to play your shopping guide... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by Brett for a double-sized episode of fun and adventure. The first half is the guys diving deep into their Free Comic Book Day exploits, reading Secret Wars and Divergence, and a huge crop of... Read more
Even when tipsily slurring his lines in ads for the finest of California champagnes, Orson Welles is a genius without parallel… Hi folks, Henry here, the host of Cape Crisis. And as someone that studied film in college I take a... Read more
Records are being broken, Oscar winners are on Blu-ray, one manga is a link to the past… It’s Henry here. Did everyone have a good weekend? Did you enjoy Ultron/free comics/overpriced boxing? Well, now that’s over and it’s time to... Read more
If you’re heading to the comic shop this Saturday, expand your horizons with these books! As the host of Cape Crisis, I take all my responsibilities very seriously. I know I have to talk about Spider-Man incessantly, bash Man of... Read more
Henry and Chris have read more comics than usual this week, including one of the most epic Batman vs Joker throw downs ever. Then they go to some heavily Joker-ized news, plus talk about the upcoming Free Comic Book Day,... Read more
Games are rife with zombies and dictators, while Blu-rays of British bears and other furry weirdos descend on Amazon in this week’s round-up! How’s it going this week? I’m doing ok, especially dealing with all this new free time to... Read more
In honor of The Joker’s 75th anniversary, the director of the upcoming Suicide Squad film tweeted out the first full-on shot of Jared Leto as the film’s Joker. It was certainly… different… and Twitter went ablaze with folks sharing their... Read more
Spider-Man may be joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe real soon, that doesn’t mean it’s the only Spidey we’ll be seeing on the big screen in the next few years. In a shocking turn, Sony Pictures announced it’s making another Spider-Man... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by first time guest Phil Kollar from Polygon, and he’s got a lot to share with us about the many, MANY trailers and bits of news in the last week. Not only has Henry’s employment... Read more
PC versions that anger Florida lawyers, a double dose of DLC, and some WWE discs all arrive this week! Howdy pardners! Another Tuesday means another round-up of the latest new releases on Amazon, as well as a few comic book... Read more
As you may have read today, I’ve left my old place of employment. It was an amicable exit, I wish nothing but the best for everyone there, and you can read my farewell to GamesRadar over there. However, THIS personal update... Read more
Jeepers Creepers! What’s the deal with all these trailers this week? My expectations and cynicism have never been more tested! This might be earlier than Fox wanted, but the newest Fantastic Four trailer is out. And, as someone that has... Read more
Poor PR people and film directors. You plan out a nice, hype-worthy trailer premiere, tease it out over a series of days and then BOOM! Some jerk films it with a cell phone and leaks it to the whole internet.... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by Brett Elston, and we have a heavy, bevy of news to deal with. We didn’t read all that much, but there’s tons of news and announcements to deal with, including too much Avengers footage,... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by Dave Rudden for this one, where we get a Walking Dead update, Henry FINALLY sees The Flash TV show (and really likes it), the guys discuss duck faces, super sight and sound, and give... Read more
Henry and Chris reconvene after a manic weekend to cover all the things they’ve been reading and watching, along with diving into Deadpool’s April foolery, a new Godzilla, an Evangeliion wrestling match, Mystique’s bio, and all the best answers to... Read more
Tired of hearing all your friends (and podcast hosts) talk about wrestling facts you don’t understand? Ready to learn so much you never knew about the business? Then we’re going to take you to school, brother! Whether you listen to... Read more
Henry and Chris have another two man talk about everything going on in comics, like a brand new Avengers team, rewatching X-Files, comics of shame, and Jesse Eisenberg’s bald head. Plus, a very lively discussion of the question of the... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by both Brett and Dave for this crowded house podcast, and we get into all the big news. Henry read a bunch of comics starring women, we explore the topics of the new costumes for... Read more
An almost unreleased Final Fantasy, an Irish Oscar nominee, partying Marios, and more! Shop cool new stuff and support Laser Time! Are you ready for another week of new stuff! This is the regular post where we highlight the latest in TV, movies... Read more
See the video every wrestling fan can’t stop talking about, but don’t be surprised if it also leaves you green with envy… For the past two days I’ve had people asking me over and over again if I’d seen a... Read more
Henry and Chris take some time to catch up on their current binge watching, as well as drop some Simpsons conspiracy theories, before jumping into a lengthy whatcha been reading, then we get some classic Bat-audio, your answers to the... Read more
Henry and Chris explore so many new comics, from Spider-Woman, Catwoman, Princess Leia, and even some books with male protagonists. Then we dive into the huge chunks of Marvel news, including a thorough dissection of the newest Age of Ultron... Read more
Henry and Chris have read a ton new issues this week, including a big dose of Spidey and Darth Vader. Then they talk about the new Aquaman, Batman’s next game, Miles Morales maybe starring in a movie. Then we put... Read more
Henry and Chris deal with a slow news week and a light new comic book day the only way they know how: By exploring Saturday Night Live’s long history of comic book-based sketches! If you’re still on an SNL buzz... Read more
It’s a full house with Henry, Chris, Brett, and Dave all in one place to really dig into the big Spidery news of the week, but that’s hardly all that’s going on. Henry has some Superman books to gab about,... Read more
I’d like to say I always dreamed this day would happen, but honestly, I kinda thought it never would. And yet, here we are, with Spider-Man joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe in a new set of films. Never say never,... Read more
Henry and Chris team up for a discussion about a dozen plus new comics, as well as talking up meeting famous people, seeing standup comedy, loving squirrels, dealing with some sad stuff, watching the Daredevil, and exploring the four comics... Read more
Henry, Chris, and our dear friend Anne Lewis get together this week to talk about a superhero-free week of reading, reactions to the Fantastic Four trailer, and then we have a very special PSA about why every comic book fan... Read more
Get ready for positive energy and comic books talk, because Henry, Chris, and Brett are back together and ready to be totally on-topic! We cover Spider-Verse, Venture Bros., Absolute Vision, Marvel’s Secret Wars shake-up, a superhero spotlight on The Beyonder,... Read more
Henry and Chris reconvene to talk about a lot of big news and what they’ve been reading, including a long aside about Star Wars comics, Hulkbuster armor, terrible train rides, and doing our best to ignore ranting and ravings from... Read more
Back from the break with an extra large new episode, Henry, Chris, and Brett get together to talk about what they read over the break, dissect the first Ant-Man trailer, talk about all your favorite books of 2014, look forward... Read more
It’s our last regular episode of the year, and Henry, Chris, and Dave have much to talk about before 2014 is all over. This time they cover the Spidey-related fallout of the Sony hack, talk about their favorite comics in... Read more
Thanks for waiting, everyone, because a brand new episode is HERE. Henry and Chris do a bit of audio-decompression in the first half, unloading all the excitement from their vacation and all the bad things that have been going on... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave reconvene to discuss the usual bits about Spider-Man and Walking Dead, then Dave sets Henry off by bringing up season premiere of Newsroom, which is followed by happier talk of CM Punk writing comics, Dr. Doom... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Brett finally catch up on Marvel’s insane movie news, but we somehow find even more to talk about! Join us, won’t you? DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHTS -Pre-order and play as Harley Quinn, featuring her own unique... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave are finally reunited to not only discuss the killer Age of Ultron trailer, but also talk about what we’ve been reading, have Dave do his best to catch us up on The Walking Dead (the show... Read more
Henry and Chris are joined by the sparkly Anne Lewis to give us some extra insight into horror comics to read in this extra scary episode, then we break down all the DC super-movie news, indulge in another superhero spotlight,... Read more
Henry and Chris bask in the glow of too much New York Comic Con news, trying to parse out the future of Marvel and DC, plus they talk the Flash and your answers to question of the week! Oh, and... Read more
Henry and Chris are one on one as Hank battles an illness and they cover the big news this week on the end (for now) of the Fantastic Four, New York Comic-Con, and much, much more… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM... Read more
Henry and Chris go mano-y-mano this week, covering a WIDE range of topics from online anger, stupid t-shirts, sexual identity, old movies, and even a few comic books in this week’s awesome episode… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHTS -Pre-order and... Read more
Henry, Chris and Dave get together to catch up on a week of zombies, discussing the under-appreciated art of the voice actor, Kara Zor-el, Deadpool in films, and your moments of meeting the biggest stars in comics… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN:... Read more
Henry and Chris are rocking the mic together for another stupendous episode where we talk about meeting famous comic artists, taking a walk around an old fashioned comic book store, depressing drug dealers, free stand-up in a park, and even... Read more
It’s a packed house this week as Henry and Chris are joined by Dave Rudden and Tyler Wilde to discuss a ton of new comic book stuff, including the Death of Wolverine, the new Vision, Starfire’s history, power-rankings, and surprisingly... Read more
Henry and Chris share an intimate conversation on the topics of the day, covering nude celebrities, angry people on the internet, more Spider-Woman, and even talking about some of the comics they’ve been reading… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHTS -Pre-order... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave are waist deep in Simpsons, but they have other things to talk about, including Donald Glover’s dreams finally achieved, Walking Dead gamechangers, made up super people, Spider-Woman’s behind, and Radiation Man (that’s Radioactive Man, jerk!)… DOWNLOAD... Read more
Brett and Chris join Henry this week to catch up on all the things they’ve read and seen, including the Popeye film, Thanos books, Spider-Man (of course), and stupidly expensive collections that Henry probably shouldn’t have bought. Then there’s this... Read more
Henry and Chris are doing their best to deal with the dark times around them, so it’s lucky that we have Tim Turi as a guest to cheer us. He gives us an eyewitness report from the new TMNT, which... Read more
The boys have a ton to say about Guardians of the Galaxy, but before we go into the spoiler zone, we discuss DC’s movie plans up to 2020, #JanetVanCryme, what to read with cosmic comics, and the other bullshit we... Read more
Henry is back from San Diego Comic-Con and has a shitload of stories to tell about it, plus Chris has some controversial thoughts on the Simpsons, and special guest Tony Wilson has to listen to way too many stories about... Read more
The hell!?! How did we somehow end up at 100 episodes of this little old podcast? Well, it wasn’t easy, and it didn’t happen overnight, but it has been fun getting there. We have a ton to talk about this... Read more
As we prepare for some big milestones, the guys get Henry, Chris, and Brett talk about leather outfits, watching cartoons, buying things at Comic Cons, and as little wrestling as is possible… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHTS -Pre-order and play... Read more
The guys get together for a slightly shorter show this week, mainly discussing the comics they didn’t read, Wonder Women, Canada, forgotten Kickstarters, and comedy… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHTS -Pre-order and play as Harley Quinn, featuring her own unique... Read more
Chris returns from the south with stories to tell, a Bat-anniversary makes us feel really old, and Carolyn makes everything feel really special in this week’s extra awesome episode… DOWNLOAD PRE-ORDER BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHTS -Pre-order and play as Harley Quinn,... Read more
We’ve got a ton to talk about, including DC’s film plans, Aquaman’s history, the death of Casey Kasem, and even a bit of E3 reportage… DOWNLOAD Batman Mega Bundle – $22.50 [See More Discounted Games in Amazon’s MAYhem Mega Sale!]... Read more
The creator of Calvin & Hobbes draws once again, all as a joke for another comic strip… The comic page in this item we used to call newspapers was one of my favorite things as a kid. Being a very... Read more
Could Marvel shelve the Fantastic Four out of corporate spite? And what about what happened in Original Sin this week? All of that and much more, including all of your thoughts on Days of Future Past… DOWNLOAD Batman Mega Bundle... Read more
We’ve got a ton of new developments to discuss with Marvel films, plus Original Sin reactions, a new superhero spotlight, and we end with a spoilerific conversation about Days of Future Past… DOWNLOAD Batman Mega Bundle – $22.50 [See More... Read more
Fancy yourself a fan of the singular genius of Hayao Miyazaki? Think you’ve seen all his best work? Because I’ve collected a large chunk of his filmography that many of his western fans have yet to see… Hey all, it’s... Read more
This time Henry and Chris are joined by Dave, and there’s a ton to talk about. Titles for far off films, new trailers, lots of comic book rumors, and stupid comments by David Goyer… DOWNLOAD Batman Mega Bundle – $22.50 [See... Read more
It’s that time again for a review of Amazing Spider-Man 2, but there’s so much more this time around! Seriously, all the spoilery talk is near the end, long after we discussed Free Comic Book Day, the Gotham TV series,... Read more
The next Spider-Man film is coming, but at least one of the Cape crew isn’t stoked for it. Plus, lengthy discussions of both Comixology’s changes and the potential Justice League film, and much, much more… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham... Read more
The boys wax nostalgic about classic video games based on comics, how hard they are to play today, potentially shifting ethnicity, and other sundries… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS:... Read more
As we still recover from Winter Soldier, we talk about Evian commercials, some new footage of Days of Future Past, classic manga, and some deep thoughts on important subjects… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 ... Read more
We have too much to talk about this week, including a totally packed second half where we discuss Winter Soldier. We also talk about finishing Animal Man, Hardee’s vs Carl’s Jr., early Amazing reviews, and way more… DOWNLOAD Check out... Read more
Another high energy episode this week, as Henry and Chris discuss important things like the new Ninja Turtles trailer, Chris reading a hero he’s never experienced before, the power of masks, and way, way more… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham... Read more
Brett is back with Henry and Chris to talk about the joys of jury duty, then we dissect internet celebrity, the new Green Goblin design, and the qualities of TV mustaches… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation... Read more
Chris wants to “celebrate his birthday” this week, but we still found some time for a not insubstantial podcast this week. We discuss important matters like Archie, Peanuts, character designs, and other things that are definitely worth listening to… DOWNLOAD... Read more
We’ve got a special four man cast this week, where we talk about corrections, omissions, Walking Dead malaise, Chris’ crime problems, very little about Man of Steel, and how good (or not) the TV version of Flash looks… DOWNLOAD Check... Read more
Henry is back in town with tales to share about visiting DC’s west coast office, plus catching up on a ton of comics news, what we’ve been reading, and much, much more… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360... Read more
We’re clearly super-duper hyped about the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer, but we have much more to talk about, including Ellen Page’s big news, our reading history, the power of spoilers, and other bullshit… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins... Read more
The boys are all over the place this week, covering old school stuff, Marvel Unlimited, Jerry Seinfeld’s jealousy, Flash castings, personal preferences, and the return of the trivia challenge… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 ... Read more
The Super Bowl is over and that can only mean one thing: trailers to superhero movies! We discuss that, along with sad celebrity deaths, comic books, dated Matrix outfits, Superman comics, and waaaay more things… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Dave ponder how comic book annuals are like non-televised wrestling, they talk about Walking Dead apathy, the confusion of the X-Men, and many more hot topics (but not Hot Topic) in this week’s show… DOWNLOAD Check out... Read more
Chris is under the weather, but Henry and Brett have more than enough to talk about together, including tons of film casting, Peter Parker news, Image Comics, and what might be the last Alan Moore interview ever! Listen in… DOWNLOAD... Read more
Henry, Chris, Brett, and good ol’ Dave Rudden are back together in 2014 to talk about what they read over the break, what they’re looking forward to in the new year, and even some special BREAKING NEWS. Listen in won’t... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Brett ends 2013 by talking about something that Chris (and hopefully you listeners) have been waiting months for: a report on the now-defunct Spidey musical, Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark. Was it as bad as it sounds?... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Brett pull together one last time before the holidays, and they have much to talk about, from their favorite comics of 2013 to a desperate need for manscaping. Find out what was so great about this year... Read more
Henry and Chris get together to tell real life tales of danger and reading comic books, then we follow it up by reading the most reader responses EVER! Get ready… DOWNLOAD REFERENCE: Marvel vs DC Article Check out Batman: Arkham... Read more
There’s a ton of movie news to explore, but we also are inspired to have some deeper conversations after reading this lengthy column deconstructing the relationship between the two companies… DOWNLOAD REFERENCE: Marvel vs DC Article Check out Batman: Arkham... Read more
We’re recovering from Thor’s return with talk of Spidey (naturally), Hawkguy, old Avengers, zombies, and movie fun times! Join the boys for another one in prep for Thanksgiving… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 ... Read more
The boys are back from Asgard and they’ve got a story to tell! Henry, Brett, and Chris also gab all about the Marvel/Netflix deal, some new comics, being hung up on, and a special premium event you should know all... Read more
Back from a ghoulishly extended October break and dissecting Captain American and X-Men trailer, talking up some Batgirl, sharing scary comic stories, and even talking about that new-fangled Batman video game… DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation... Read more
Henry, Chris, and Brett have read a lot of comics this week, so they have a ton to talk about, including a lot of found memories of the Bat-Man! DOWNLOAD Check out Batman: Arkham Origins –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 ... Read more
This week it’s Chris who just got back from a big trip. He was there at New York Comic Con, and we talk about his haul, his Broadway adventures, as well as Brett’s love of riding ghosts and Henry can’t... Read more
After a long vacation, Henry has returned to the states, ready to talk about comics again, particularly as they relate to his trip to Tokyo. Henry and Chris catch up about all the big news of the last couple weeks,... Read more
Henry, Chris and Brett have a late night talk about infinities, Batwomen, redesigned spacemen, and we briefly touch on Cape Crisis’ fave subject, Newsroom… DOWNLOAD Check out Injustice: Gods Among Us –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS:... Read more
Henry and Chris gab about sports, Robocop, how important secret identities are, and Bradley Cooper… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice: Gods Among Us –Xbox 360 –PlayStation 3 CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS:... Read more
The happy trio of Henry, Brett and Chris gab about the new Batman, the greatest performances of Ben Affleck, getting over our presumptions, and rocking to the greatest hits of the 1970s. I don’t like the sound of those apples... Read more
Henry and Chris converse about many things that involve comic books, including Batwoman, Infinity, money woes, and revelations about the Joker… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice: Gods Among Us –Xbox 360 –PlayStation... Read more
Chris is back from his beloved Disney fan convention, Henry read a bunch of comics, Dave Rudden read Walking dead, and Vin Diesel joins the festivities a bit later in this week’s podcast… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take... Read more
The boys are together for another week, and we talk mainly about all the stuff we read, plus some minor movie talk, and addressing your suggestions of DC books for Henry to read… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take... Read more
It’s a two man show, but we’ve got lots to say. We read some comics, talk non-spoilery about The Wolverine, and take your questions LIVE… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice: Gods Among... Read more
The boys have all returned from San Diego Comic-Con, and they’ve got a ton of stories to tell! So much to talk about (and Henry and his cough are back), but where to begin? Age of Ultron? Superman/Batman? Days of... Read more
Recorded early last week due to scheduling issues, we talk more about the books we’ve been reading, random crap, and, yes, Man of Steel, but we have some new things to say about it, promise! DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT... Read more
We’re back from E3, we’ve played comic book games, and we’ve seen Man of Steel, and we’ve got A LOT to say about it. Won’t you listen? DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice:... Read more
Sorry for the week off, but we’re back with an extra long episode! We talk Ultron, Man of Steel, Anustart, Venture Bros., and way too much more! Enjoy it… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check... Read more
It’s time for more comic talk, including the newest Man of Steel trailer, Invincible, and boys kissing boys. Also, we still can’t shut up about Arrested Development… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice:... Read more
Now in the afterglow of Iron Man 3, we talk the future of comics, buying new hardcovers, Arrested Development, and Zach freaking Braff… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice: Gods Among Us –Xbox... Read more
After getting over the hump with 50, we’re here to talk about the newest comics, Free Comic Book Day adventures, and a certain third film featuring an ironing male… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check... Read more
We’ve hit a landmark, and we’re feeling a little proud about it in this special four man cast. We talk Superior Spider-Men, Injustices, a lack of Ultron, and have our second quiz in as many weeks! Celebrate good times, come... Read more
With a special returning guest, we dive into what we been reading, overseas Iron Man 3 spoilers, and even a quiz! Get with it… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check out Injustice: Gods Among Us... Read more
It’s true, we talk WAY too much about Marvel on the show, but we promise we have a ton of fun conversation about DC in this episode! Get ready Super Friends… DOWNLOAD HELP LASER TIME OUT – Take this short survey Check... Read more
After a work related break, we’re back again to talk about Spider-Man and other things, just as God intended… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #47 Question: What’s the first cover you remember... Read more
He co-created Spider-Man, created Doctor Strange, and is one of the most important comic artists of all time, yet he’s ignored any publicity for decades. What happened to Steve Ditko? No doubt this video will be old news to our... Read more
It’s another episode where we talk about new comics, tech failures, and completely unrelated TV shows (WARNING: No women are in this episode)… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #46 Question: What book... Read more
We have a special guest all the way from the snowy Midwest, Mr. Tim Turi, which gets us talking about some new topics, though we still find room for movies, Spidey, and Sam Raimi… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: ... Read more
Back to form again, with us gabbing about Nova, Bat family deaths (or lack there of), more Nova, plus surprise technical difficulties! DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #44 Question: What creative exit got you... Read more
We talk misunderstood covers, Invincible events, pro wrestling, and getting colds in this week’s sniffily episode… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #42 Question: What TV show gets comic book nerds right?
We talk ultimate spiders, Jimmy Olsen’s gender, the potential Judaism of some heroes, and even some non-super comics in this week’s pulse-pounding show… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #41 Question: What... Read more
This week we gab about teen heroes, fan overreaction, Spidey-Ock, Bat-Jokers, and much, much more… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #40 Question: What hero would you Smallville-ize?
Holy effing ess Batman, Cape Crisis returns from the holidays with a heaping helping of comic podcast for your listening ears! This week we talk holiday reading, Death of the Family, new Spider-Men, and the year ahead of us… DOWNLOAD... Read more
We’ve made it to the end of the year, and there were a ton of important comics, films, and industry moments to talk about, and we talked about everything we cared to remember… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: ... Read more
It’s a show packed with guests to talk about Gail Simone’s exit from Batgirl, a number of awesome looking new trailers, and the introduction of a new weekly feature… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: ... Read more
Our loosest show yet, featuring fun times with Marvel NOW!, Flash, and Walking Dead, plus our love of un-American heroes… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #36 Question: Who is your favorite... Read more
This time we gab about Thanksgiving, put Alan Moore in his place, our favorite Native Americans, alt Wolverines, and way more… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #35 Question: Who would you cast... Read more
Are show is so packed this week that our podcast nearly broke trying to contain all our talk about Spider-Man, digital comics, and ye olde crossovers… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis... Read more
Things are back to normal this week, as we talk Marvel NOW!, The Walking Dead, Marvel vs DC, and much, much more… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape Crisis #33 Question: Is a... Read more
The Presidential election just ended and we can’t shut up about it! But we still find time to talk about comics including Walking Dead and Captain America… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Cape... Read more
We dissect the first Iron Man 3 trailer, talk about Arrow and Superman quitting newspapers, and more… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: Question #29: What hero would star in your version of Arrow?
After another week off for New York Comic Con, it’s time to talk about all the huge news that broke, Wreck-It Ralph, plus our love for a blind Irish guy… DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: ... Read more
One last gasp before we leave for Tokyo, we talk about big movie news, Marvel spoiling their own comics, and Japan! DOWNLOAD CAPE CRISIS RECOMMENDS: #27 Question: What’s your favorite manga/anime?
A new Spider-Man cartoon is on the air, so here’s a refresher on Peter Parker’s decades on TV… In case you didn’t know, there’s a new Spider-Man cartoon on the air titled Ultimate Spider-Man. Drawing inspiration from the comic series... Read more
That show we can’t stop talking about is almost here, but is it rising from the ashes or on its farewell tour? Many of us know the pain of loving a show that much of the world doesn’t get. Sometimes... Read more
Spider-Man and the X-Men fight the Juggernaut? How can it go wrong? Oh, like that… As you can probably tell by listening to the to a couple episodes of Cape Crisis that I, the host, have been a huge Spider-Man... Read more
Lost gold from the Spidey’s past preserved by YouTube… 30 years ago when there were only 3 channels to watch, it was basically required that a certain percentage of otherwise awesome entertainment must be used responsibly to teach cartoon-obsessed kids about seatbelts,... Read more