The Cyborg Dingo Podcast: Recent Episodes
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You know what tornado? I don't even CARE if you blow away my home. I have insurance. I didn't even LIKE my home. It's FINE.
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We're at the book club... we're at the trivia club... we're at the combination book club / trivia club.
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What's more boring about hearing about someone's dreams? Hearing about someone's DND sessions!
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In which we find out the dark history of ancient cock rings.
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In which my greenhouse project becomes weaponized, and terrorizes the neighborhood.
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The trials and tribulations of living in a skill-based rather than class-based RPG, as pertains to, well, dog spotting.
Welcome to a convoluted story about unwanted touching in bars and what it means for society... or something like that. (This is why I don't go to massage therapy: I don't even like being touched by people I know and trust.)
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In this entirely extemporaneous track, I ramble about ice breaker games, bad childhood memories, good childhood memories, and the Trump administration -- which is probably going to become a consistent thing. Join me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at CyborgDingo.com.
Ever been in a really awkward situation? Welcome to the manufacturing plant. In this episode we talk about awkward social situations and rant about Verizon and Google's customer service hell. Also, just as an aside, I'm not really a bitch -- I just play one in real life.
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What's on your bucket list? This episode we discuss museum heists, freedom of speech in America, and the bizarrely long lifespan of LED lights.
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While you've all been dealing with the political maelstrom, I've been trying to survive around the World's Most Sexual Roommate. Let's talk politics, relationships, and the end of the world.
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Breaks over, and I'm ready to ruminate on completely random bullshit once again! This time we'll talk about old movies and just how insanely inappropriate they were.
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New experiment -- now I'm just full on rambling for fifteen minutes and you, yes you, get to struggle to pick out anything whatsoever of value. Congratulations!
Did you know that North Korea tries to send nuclear missiles at us like every single year? Now you do, and isn't it comforting?
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Just remember: no matter how badly you screw up, you could always not exist. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
Am I phoning this in? Well, you're not going to be able to tell until you listen to it, now are you? ARE YOU, PUNK?
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Seriously, how did people grow things before? Who knew vegetables were this fragile? The dust bowl probably happened when people forgot to read their ground cover a bed time story.
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Listen as a briefly interject my tale of old houses and therapy with a random ass rant about coconut yogurt. In fact, I've revised my opinion: this isn't even great yogurt. Once you get to the end you need to come face-to-face with the fact that it's actually like sun tan lotion mixed with sour cream.
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I'm going to be straight with you guys -- this is five minutes of me ranting about the platypus. But it's entertaining AND informative!
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The terrifying reality of receiving letters -- and the comparative meaninglessness of identity theft. Stay tuned as I talk about being an adult and failing to be an adult. Follow me on twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com!
Everyone is a little bit racist. Except for me. I'm perfect. I support everyone in doing LITERALLY anything they want to do. Even if society falls to ruin and we dance upon the ashes.
Wait -- anarchist. That's the word I was looking for. I'm anarchist.
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And just after I recorded this, it was discovered that one of the major venues in Rio may be over a burial ground for slaves... countdown until it's discovered that all of Rio is actually just a blazing saddles-esque facade.
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We are ALL Cox on this GLORIOUS day. Let's talk about the creepiness of music boxes, Catholic all girl's school, and the general dystopian incompetence of Cox Communications.
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Here I am, back with the content that absolutely no one was asking for. Let's talk about why ghosts are cool, why poor neighborhoods are better, and why dealing with the Human Resources department should probably be taught in school. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
Uploaded every Monday through Friday at 6:00 PM CST when my life isn't falling apart around me.
Has there ever been a Simpsons porn parody where Homer is, like, being flirted with by a cute co-worker, and his desk art re-arranges itself to show "DO HER" instead of the "DO IT FOR HER"? Just... something... I was thinking... about. nevermind.
Today we talk about why our political process is broken and why cats rock. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
Let's talk about a whole list of unpleasant things! There's absolutely no greater priority for your next 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
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"Fax" is the other F-word. I'm losing my mind here, guys. Why am I moving again? What is wrong with me? Am I some long lost migratory species? Some living fossil from an ancient hill tribe in Mongolia? What is going on with my life?
It's fine -- it's fine. Follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com, since the only thing that is sacred is that which is digital.
What do cryptocurrencies, immigration, and vivisection all have in common? Absolutely nothing, except that they're all in this podcast. Give it a listen and then follow me on Twitter @jkiloindia and on the web at cyborgdingo.com.
Join me as I take a rare and bold stand against homeowner's associations. Also, Pokemon Go is sketch as hell, and gay bathhouses are way more interesting than I thought they could be.
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