Shade Palace: Recent Episodes
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Jersey Shore, season2, episode 3. Snooki is a cartoon character, and that makes The Situation rock hard. Jenni has some perky bolt ons, but Sid does not. Sammi needs some Welbutrin and editing tip toes around Ronnie's drug abuse.
Jersey Shore, season 2 episode 2. Domestic violence is in the air! Alcohol is consumed, fights are fought, and grenades are dodged. There are some audio issues on this one, but your hosts are on fire!
Jersey Shore, season2, episode 1. You can't get a tan in New Jersey in the winter. What's a juicehead gorilla to do? Head south baby! The gang heads to Miami. Sam and Ron drama unfolds. Angelina S'ed a few Ds in between seasons. Huzzah!
Jersey Shore, season 1, episode 9. The gang says goodbye to the shore. Never plan for a threesome, pussy is like a cat!
Jersey Shore, season 1, episode 8. The gang has been drinking and fist pumping. Anthony has been in Amsterdam and Sidney has never left Maricopa County.
Jersey Shore, season 1, episode 7. The guidos are up in the AC, and we aren't talking about air conditioning! Anthony and Sid discuss trash cities like Myrtle Beach and Las Vegas, in addition to Atlantic City..
Jersey Shore, season one, episode six. Guidos be drinking, everyone has square tip acrylic nails, we are introduced to the GTL lifestyle, and the hosts discuss domestic abuse.
Jersey Shore, season 1, episode 5. The gang is drinking, Snooki is doing cuca cartwheels and Mike's sister is hot, or is she?
Jersey Shore, season 1, episode 4. The crew drinks and parties, The Situation has abs, and Snooki gets punched. Enjoy!
Jersey Shore, season 1 episode 3. Angelina is a bartender, she does great things. Her greatest move, using trash bags as luggage.
Jersey Shore, season 1 episode 2: Robberies are committed, beats are beaten up. Your hosts discus clothing brands of the naughty aughties.
Jersey Shore, season 1, episode 1. Sid and Anthony have abandoned the trauma and technical issues of Charm School, and have moved on the tanner and better things. We're going to Jersey Shore, bitch!
Charm School, season 3 episode 6: the ladies put together a swing set, and other things happen. Go Ricky!
Charm School, season 3, episode 5. The ladies are challenged to face their fears in an abandoned hospital, or something like that.
Charm School season 3, episode 4. The ladies are tasked with making kids work out and Sid and Anthony ponder the cost of a boob job!
Charm School, season 3, episode 3. The ladies from Rock of Love and Real Chance of Love do challenges, fight, and Britney Starr is still here. Sid and Anthony extensively discuss Rachel Dolezal, OnlyFans, P Diddy and many other hot topics!
Charm School season 3, episode 2: Tension in the house are high! There is clear divide between the Rock of Love girls and the Real Chance of Love girls. Can the deans handle this? We will see! Plus Sid and Anthony are talking MILFs and fake tits.
Charm School, season 3 episode 1. Sid and Anthony are tackling a brand new season of Charm School! We have Ricki Lake as the new head mistress, and LaLa and Stryker as the deans. Sidney gets in her rocking chair and explains what Loveline was to youth representative Anthony. Did you stay up late at slumber parties to watch Ricki Lake or listen to Loveline? Fuck, the girls this season are so hot and so messy, your hosts are practically sliding out of their chairs! It's hard to hold a microphone when you hand is covered in cum.
Charm School, season 2, episode 11. The winner is crowned and everyone is so excited! We recorded this so long ago (3 weeks) that I can't remember what we talked about, but I guarantee it's amazing!
Charm School, season 2, episode 9. Sharon Osbourne has the Rock of Love ladies compete to design a t-shirt for Ed Hardy. Guest star Christian Audigier guides them on their tacky journey. There are winners, losers, and a mental breakdown. Sid and Anthony wrap it up with a thrilling discussion about ball pits.
Charm School, season 2, episode 8. The Rock of Love ladies are challenged to work out their differences using therapuetic sock puppets and spoken work performances. Fights, tears, and other things happen. Anthony and Sid also discuss documentaries and cults.
Charm School season 2, episode 7. The ladies of Rock of Love are challenged to speed dating, with a twist. They are given ugly makeovers! Confidence is shattered, as well as plates, when all hell breaks loose. Anthony tells a story about a bucket hat, and Sidney discusses being grabbed by the pussy. Remember: I AM AN A-LIST CELEBRITY, BITCH!
Rock of Love Charm School, episode 6. The ladies are put into teams to make PSAs about the dangers of alcohol. Guess what? They fight a lot and Sharon Osbourne hates these hos.
Charm School, season 2, episode 5. The Rock of Love ladies are challenged to impress a British aristocrat, spoiler alert: she's an actress. Too much skin is shown, names are jumbled and Sharon Osbourne has had enough!
Cameltoe, cameltoe, cameltoe! In Charm School, season 2, episode 4, The Rock of Love ladies are challenged to put together a band. There's drama, sexual objectification, aughties drop waist shirts, and most importantly, CAMELTOE!!!!!
Rock of Love Charm School, episode 3. The ladies are challenged to give each other makeovers. More is more with 2000s fashion, and it is AWFUL! Cat fights ensue when grown women argue over a bracelet. We love to see it!
Charm School season 2 episode 2. The ladies have a bootcamp challenge at the beach. There is much fat shaming and Lacey wears a dress from Burlington Coat Factory.
Charm School, season 2 episode 1. Sharon Osbourne is here to teach the broads from Rock of Love how to act like proper ladies. Do you like cat fights? Then this is the show for you. It's freaking wild, and Sid and Anthony are here to discuss all the hot action and which ladies really get their motors running.
Daisy of Love episode 12, the finale! Daisy goes to Hawaii with Flex, London, and 12 Pack. They do some stuff, and she chooses the winner. There were some audio issues at the beginning of the episode, but it's sorted out by the halfway point. It's worth sticking it out to hear Sid and Anthony discuss Jenny Jones and so much more!
Daisy of Love Episode 11. This one is a clip show where Daisy de la Hoya narrates all the exciting toolbag action we've seen this season. We see so many dongers, and most importantly, more of the skunk!
Daisy of Love episode 10. The guys' exes (or friends) visit the house so Rikki and Daisy can get the dirt. Daisy de la Hoya has her "personal psychic" come and do readings. Sinister needs to pull up his dang pants!
Daisy of Love, episode 9. Daisy takes the guys on dates, London returns, and ChiChi shaves his nipples!
Daisy of Love, Episode 8. The guys are challenged to cook for Daisy, but do they wash their hands?!?!? Why are Sinister and ChiChi so skinny? Is the food they served the food they actually made? Join Sid and Anthony as they try to figure it all out!
Daisy of Love, episode 7. Shade Palace is back baby! Anthony from Reality Wagon is joining Sidney to dissect the over accessorized men vying for Daisy de la Hoya's affection.
Daisy of Love, episode 6. The men are tasked with facing each other in the boxing ring to win a date with Daisy. We discover that Fox has a girlfriend back home... named Wolverina!!!!!! Flex and 12 pack go to the hospital, but it's never mentioned, and Big Rig gives daisy a picture of his kid. Wild times!
Daisy of Love, episode 5. The boys are split into teams and challenged with creating an album cover for Daisy. Daisy has a ridiculous Grecian themed solo date with a hamster brained human, a skunk gets into the house, a "professional" cage fighter has a meltdown and people skateboard on their butts. ROCK AND ROLL!
Daisy of Love, episode 4. Did you guys know that Daisy de la Hoya likes rockstars?!? Well, she does, and she's challenging the guys to form bands and play rock n roll versions of nursery rhymes. It's hilarious and precedes a wild breakdown from London. Joshua Fucking Lee is a real fucking person, okay!?!?!?
Daisy of Love episode 3. The boys are challenged to protect a mannequin of Daisy while running an obstacle course surrounded by paintball snipers. BROOKLYN HAS A GIRLFRIEND and is left in the dust. Everybody goes to the club and the challenge winners get a "sexy" backyard body painting date with Daisy. Wahoooooooo!
Daisy of Love episode 2. The boys are asked to do a show and tell so that Ms. Daisy can learn more about them. "Humorous novelties" abound and the winners get to go surfing while the losers are sent to detention to fubomble some old ladies boobers. This show is great.
Daisy of Love, episode 1. Daisy de la Hoya lost out of love with Bret Michaels, but we won by getting to see her on her own show! With Riki Rachtman as her sidekick/voice of reason, she will wade through a pile of early aughts trash bag, rock n roll, "himbos" to find the loser for her!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 12. Bret finally chooses his rock of love, but not before thoroughly scrutinizing each woman as if he has room to judge! Tears are shed, and mustaches are waxed.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 11. The girls travel to another hotel somewhere in Florida and Bret gives them G-string Mardi Gras outfits to wear. Mindy gets in a funk, an awkward dinner happens, Bret is super bummed out. The also go on dates somewhere and Zach and Sid spend 10 minutes talking about Gustav, the largest known Nile crocodile. RIP Gustav!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 10. All of the blondes are officially gone, so it's gonna be a rough last few episodes. In this one the 4 remaining brunettes are challenged to write lyrics to one of Bret's songs, and perform it with him. Mindy and Taya have relationship problems and Beverly and Jaime don't give a fuck. This episode is brought to you by the Hard Rock Hotel in beautiful, sunny, Orlando, Florida.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 9. The exes are here! Bret has his "exes" Heather Chadwell and Ambre Lake come to interrogate the girls' exes. There's a lot that could be said about these super star douche bags, but it can be summed up by saying that a guy named Hamboussi is the most normal. Punches are thrown, spit is spat, and Bret gets one episode closer to deciding which girl he will pretend to date!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 8. The ladies are challenged to have a pool day with some kids to prove who is that best mommy. Lots of skin and a little bit of sin, especially if you watch this episode on Amazon where it's uncensored! Hatchimatchi there's tits and clam!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 7. This one is a banger. Taya wins pet of the year, the girls compete in the "Truck Stop Games," there's a threesome on Bret's bus, 3 girls go on a date with Bret to an amusement park, Some girls get too drunk at a concert and Kelsey ends up crying on a speed bump. It's fucking wild.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 6. It's time for Bret's Mudbowl! The ladies get all rough and muddy, your hosts can't remember their names, and Bret gets fake sad about the death of someone he met once.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 5. The girls are challenged to make over some homely gals....but there's a twist! The girls are actually sexy and are joining the competition. Controversy ensues and A-bomb spends the night on Bret's bus. Hachi machi, things are heating up!
Rock of Love Bus, episode 4. The ladies are challenged to strike a stage like IRL roadies.....while wearing lingerie. Taya racks her crotch, Mindy has to pee, it's fucking wild. ONE OF THE LADIES MAKES OUT WITH BRET'S DRUMMER! Ashley wants a cheeseburger.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 3. The ladies are challenged to protect little baby Bret during a game of ice hockey, and you know Lacey is there to give them hell while doing it. The ladies on winning team get the honor of performing for Bret at a midwestern strip club. Socks are stolen, implants are popped, and someone calls their boyfriend on an illicit cell phone.
Rock of Love Bus, episode 2. The girls are challenged to write wedding vows for Bret, and give him gifts that represent who they are. They stay in a cool themed hotel in Indianapolis, Indiana, where Brittaney Starr has a racist meltdown. How fun!
Rock of Love Bus episode 1. We got a brand new crop of girls and boy are the tits big this season. Erin, come back, we found your circus tits tribe! This season Bret is taking the girls on the road with him, and they are drunker than ever.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 14. Zach and Sid discus the latest drama in the Rock of Love universe and the clip show of footage not shown throughout the season. Farewell season 2, Rock of Love Bus here we come!
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 12. We made it, kids! The finale of season 2 is here. Bret, Ambre and Daisy head to classy Cancun, Mexico for a romantic and uncomfortable vacation. Ambre, ispired by the sea, decides to show her own clam. Other things happen, a winner is crowned and your hosts discuss the reunion without making you watch that trash.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 11. The girls' parents come to visit, there is much talk of breasts, motorcycle rides, tattoos and someone goes home. Next stop, Cancun!
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 10. The girls AND Heather go to Las Vegas. It goes about as well as last time Bret took a group of girls to Vegas. Everybody yells, everybody cries, and Bret is definitely not kinda turned on.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 9. The girl's exes are brought to the house to be interrogated by Bret and Bret's "ex" Heather is brought in to make good TV. Heather, it's good to have you back. This episode has so much booze and very little clothes.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 8. The ladies are splint into two teams and challenged to make music videos to Bret Michaels' songs. Ambre Lake takes center stage and later lies about her age. Kristy Jo asks for a divorce then is sent out to pasture like an emotionally unstable horse. Will all episode descriptions be written in rhyme? The only way to know is with the passage of time.
Rock of love, season 2 episode 7. The girls are challenged to put on a USO style show for actual veteran, so you know this is good stuff. Very little clothing is involved. A true artifact of its time, this episode features a visit to the Ed Hardy show on Hollywood Boulevard. Also in this episode: Kristy Jo gets a lot of hate, and Ambre's god damned knees are still going through the fight of their life.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 6. The girls are given a rodeo challenge by Rodeo herself! You see, Bret is from Pittsburgh, and he likes to get back to his "country" roots. The winners go have dinner in complete darkness, and you know where that goes. Bret and Jessica go commando and everyone hates Kristy Jo. Bret? Kinda turned on.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 5. It's time for Bret's Mud Bowl! The ladies are challenged to play football while Bret makes it rain AND snow. Daisy wins a classy trip to a lingerie store called Foreplay and the rest of her team gets a date to drive an expensive car. This might be the most turned on that Bret has ever been.
Rock of Love, season 2 episode 4. The girls visit a custom chopper shop and one of Bret's "good friends" challenges them to build a bike to win a date with Bret. The love affair between Kristy Jo and Aubrey really heats up, and we see the most awkward elimination in reality show history.
Rock of Love season 2 episode 3. The girls are challenged to show off their maternal instincts by pushing a stroller with a baby Bret Michaels doll in it during a bout of roller derby. Lacey comes back to call them skanks and raise some hell. There are winners, there are losers, and Bret is kind turned on.
Rock of Love, season2, episode 2. The girls are told they are having a talent show, which turns out to be a peep show. Being sexy is the only talent Bret acknowledges women to have. Later on there is an "old school dance off" where the ladies are challenged to do Bret's favorite dances, crazes that lived and died before they were even born. Everyone is kinda turned on.
We're doing it kids! Rock of Love Season 2 is here. On the first episode we meet the girls, they get drunk, and Bret gets more than kinda turned on. This is the first time America met Daisy de la Hoya and Megan Hauserman. Pop culture has never been the same.
We've come to the finale of season 1 of Rock of Love and what a fucking ride it has been! In this episode Bret takes the final two ladies to Cabo San Lucas. The girls share a hotel room in between taking turns making out with Bret. A winner is chosen and history is made.
Before the finale of Rock of Love aired, VH1 had a clip show of never before seen footage. Food dights, butt bongos and cigarette butts, oh my!
Rock of Love, season 1 episode 10. We meet the sweet adorable people who raised Heather and Jes, and the hot mess that spawned Lacey. There's a legendary blowout fight, and not much of it turns Bret on. I SAW YOU SUCK HIS DICK!
Rock of Love, season 1 episode 9. The girls go to Vegas to see Bret play a show. You can pretty much assume the chaos that follows, but trust me, this episode is AMAZING. There's a cracked out cat, puke filled love confessions, and a hungry stripper. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, I JUST FARTED!
Rock of Love, season 1 epsiode 8: Not satisfied with the remaining women's jealousy of each other, Bret brings in some other women he's slept with, dubbing them "superfans." The superfans interrogate the women of the house, questioning their motives. Sorry broads, but you slept with him for nothing, at least the ladies of the house are doing so with fame in mind. Some other stuff happens, and Brett gets a tattoo of a cartoon nickel.
Rock of Love, season 1 Episode 7. The girls are challenged to make sexy album covers for Bret and there is a guest appearance by a Teen Wolf! No one likes Lacey, and Bret is kinda turned on.
Rock of Love, season 1 episode 6. The ladies are challenged to help Bret out on the road, and honestly, fuck these challenges. No one should be getting garbage juice in their hoohaa in the fight to date someone whose hair was stolen off an American Girl doll. But these ladies do it anyway, and it kinda turns Bret on.
In the 5th episode of Rock of Love, season one, the girls get down and dirty with some football. Mud gets EVERYWHERE, and it kind turns Bret on!
In the fourth episode of Rock of Love Season 1, the girls are challenged to write their own lyrics to one of Bret's tracks. The results are as adorable as Rodeo's forehead is veiny. Drunken debauchery follows and it kinda turns Bret on. Grab your L.A. kids and love right, and listen in!
The third episode of Rock of Love feature the infamous Lacey/Dallas battle royale. There was also some motocross, and I'm sure Rodeo laughed a lot. Someone definitely peed their pants.
In the second episode of Rock of Love season 1, the girls are challenged to get Bret hard. Some help him rise to the occasion, others fall flat. Someone can't stop cumming and someone else has circus tits. It's a wild time!
Welcome to the Shade Palace! In season 1 your hosts Zach and Sid are going to be covering Rock of Love, season 1, episode by episode. In the first episode of season 1, the girls arrive at the house, chaos ensues and it kinda turns Bret on.