Lopker Songs for American Democracy: Recent Episodes
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Songs to celebrate life, love, decency, democracy, freedom, and rationality. Welcome! Also on Bandcamp.
I'm gonna vote my wayNot gonna tell my manBecause I'm not his propertyAnd he's a MAGA Republican[pre-chorus]I'm gonna vote for my girlsFor my grandkids and theirs tooI'm gonna make damn sureThe Republicans feel my shoe
Fascist to the coreToo fascist to ignoreDonny Trump,Putin's little whoreStupid to the coreToo stupid to ignoreDonny Trump,Elon's little whoreA Putin lover whoreToo evil to ignoreDonny Trump,Holy Roller's little whoreDemented to the coreTo senile to ignoreDonny Trump,Billionaires' little whoreDangerous to the coreToo destructive to ignoreDonny Trump,Lucifer's little whoreWicked to the coreToo immoral to ignoreDonny Trump,Our enemies' little whoreSelfish to the coreToo depraved to ignoreDisgusting to the coreToo stinky to ignoreDonny Trump,Earth's oozing syphilis soreToo fascist to ignore (Putin's prisoner of war)Too fascist to ignore (oozing syphilis sore)Too fascist to ignore (Evil to the core)
She got a lovely headstoneIf you can find it in the weedsSays: "My Body's Now My OwnIn the Land of the Free"Her body’s not her ownIt belongs to all the menBelongs to the stateTo the governmentShe’s too young to driveBut old enough to bleedShe got no place to hideWhen they want to plant their seedAnd when it starts to growShe cannot say noHer body’s not her ownNo no no no[Chorus]Her body’s not her ownIt belongs to all the menBelongs to the stateTo the governmentThen one day it killed herIt got stuck inside her tubeThe government told her doctorThere was nothing they could doThe doctor was arrestedFor trying to save her lifeThe Supreme Court saidThat's for the government to decideHer preacher is still preachin'About how she tempted themAbout that girl's deadly sinAgainst all the holy menShe got a lovely headstoneIf you can find it in the weedsSays: "My Body's Now My OwnIn the Land of the Free"oh my lord, now I'm buried in the weedsAll the men laughing about how they just had to plant their seedBut oh ooo eeee, now I can rest in peace,,,,My Body's Now My OwnIn the Land of the Free
Take me out to the Dodgers gameTake me out with the crowdBuy me some peanuts and cracker jackI don't care if I never get backLet me root, root, root for my DodgersThey are the best at the gameIt's one, two, three strikes, You're out!At the Yankees Dodgers game
Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too.A great empire and little minds go badly together.A great empire and MAGA cults destroy each other.America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.Thank you, Oscar Wilde, for your wit and truth,we love you so very much!Dreaming was meant for nighttimeI live in dreams all dayI know it's not the right timeBut still I dream awayWhat could be sweeter than dreamingJust dreaming and drifting awayHow often at night when the heavens are brightWith the light from the glittering starsHave I stood there amazed and asked as I gazedIf their glory exceeds that of oursRing around the rosieA pocket full of posiesAshes ashesWe all fall downAshes ashesWe all fall down
Let me tell you something, children[Chorus]This little light of mineI'm gonna let it shineThis little light of mineI'm gonna let it shine, yeahThis little light of mineI'm gonna let it shineLet it shine, let it shineTo show my love[Verse 1]I wanna tell you thatEverywhere I go, I'm gonna let it shineAnd everywhere I go, I'm gonna let it shine, yeahEverywhere I go, I'm gonna let it shineI'll let it shine, let it shineTo show my loveYeah, gonna turn off Fox NewsGonna turn off that AM radioGonna think for myselfCause that is what my brain is forGonna toss my MAGA hatAnd all that MAGA CRAPGonna let me light shine bright![Verse 2]oh yeah! tell you thatEven in my home, I'm gonna let is shineAnd even in my home, I'm gonna let it shine, yeahEven in my home, I'm gonna let it shineI let it shine, I let it shineTo show my love[Verse 3]I gotta tell you thatWhen I see my neighbor comingI'm gonna let it shine, haI think I see my neighbor comingI better let it shine, yeahWhen I see my neighbor comingI'm gonna let it shineI let it shine, let it shineTo show my love[Outro]How I like to say A, AmenA, AmenA, Amen, AmenI wonder would everybody join me on the last chorusEverybodyA, Amen, a little louderA, Amen, with the spiritA, Amen, Amen, AmenHa ha ha ha ha, yeah, that's what I like, Amen
Olly olly MAGA freeCome down from your MAGA treeThe game is over don't you seeOlly olly MAGA freeOh foul spirit childFoul spirit boyI remember your smileI remember your joyOh foul spirit childFoul spirit girlIt's been a long whileSince you left our worldOlly olly Maga freeCome down from your MAGA treeThe game is over don't you seeOlly olly MAGA freeOh foul spirit childrenOh foul girls and boysLet me say it once againSo you can hear it through the noiseOlly olly MAGA freeCome down from your MAGA treeThe game is over don't you seeOlly olly MAGA freeCome down from your MAGA treeLeave your MAGA hat and conspiracyThe game is over don't you seeIt's time for you to come back to meOlly olly MAGA freeOlly olly MAGA freeOlly olly MAGA free
How many Puerto Ricans have served in the U.S. military since 1917?Well, let me tell you,,,,World War One, Eighteen Thousand Puerto RicansWorld War Two, Sixty Five Thousand Puerto RicansThe Korean War, Sixty One Thousand Puerto RicansThe American War on Vietnam, Forty Eight Thousand Puerto RicansThe Gulf War, Ten thousand Puerto RicansThe American War on Iraq, Twenty Five Thousand Puerto RicansSo, that's alot of good patriotic Puerto Ricans, right?Yet Puerto Rican citizens cannot vote for their Commander in Chief.,We send them to war, but they cannot vote.,And Republicans call them garbage. ,Trump MAGA trash calls them garbage,Just like Jesus would do, right?No. Wrong! Jesus would kick their ass from here to kingdom come.Jesus would kick their ass from here to the kingdom come.Jesus would kick their ass from here to kingdom come.And it's gonna come (And it's gonna come)And it's gonna come (And it's gonna come)And it's gonna come (And it's gonna come)And it's gonna come
A Penal Colony Please For the scoundrels and the sleazeJust say no, get up off your knees Quit their cult of personality Don't worship at their feet Don't give them your moneyDon't elect them to anything Don't let them be your king A Penal Colony Please For the scoundrels and the sleazeA Penal Colony Please For the psychopaths, egomaniacsPoliticians and CEOsThe preachers & gurus who useTheir gift of gab to fool youLet's put them on a far away island Where they can never ever escapeWhere they can ply their trade and perpetrate their hateAnd proclaim they are really greatWhere they can scam and lie Steal and kill, take an eye for an eyeAnd barbeque each other on the grillA Penal Colony Please For the scoundrels and the sleazeJust say no, get up off your knees Quit their cult of personality Don't worship at their feet Don't give them your moneyDon't elect them to anything Don't let them be your king A Penal Colony Please For the scoundrels and the sleazeDon't put em in charge Don't make em a starPut em on a boat to the Colony Where they can never escapeI hope we are not too late Yeah, we can do this, let's make it happenOK, everybody say it with me now!Quit their cult of personality (Quit their cult of personality)Don't worship at their feet (Don't worship at their feet)Don't give them your money (Don't give them your money)Don't elect them to anything (Don't elect them to anything)Don't let them be your king (Don't let them be your king)Don't put em in charge, don't make em a starA Penal Colony Please (A Penal Colony Please)For the scoundrels and the sleaze (scoundrels and the sleaze)
A tariff is a tax on imports paid by AmericansA National Sales Tax paid by you and meSay it again!A tariff is a tax on imports paid by AmericansA National Sales Tax paid by you and meTariffs Raise the Cost of LivingTariffs increase inflationTariffs increase our taxesWe pay more for everything
So many different ways of lifeSo many crazy ways to fightSo many fairy tales to believeSo many ways to disagreeBillions of people Trillions of thoughts Thousands of religions A gazillion opinions All together worth less than:A grain of sand A breath of air A drop of water A single hair Nobody cares Yeah, ain't Nobody Care (Ain't Nobody Care)Ain't Nobody Care
Go home! No vodka here! (no vodka here)Go home! Go away !Go home! Leave us alone! Go home! NO VODKA HERE! (NO VODKA HERE!)Go home, no vodka here (no vodka here)Go home, go away Go home, leave us alone Go home, NO VODKA HERE! (NO VODKA HERE!!!)Stop EvilStop the War Putin's who you're looking for Glory to Ukraine (Glory to Ukraine)[chorus]Go home, no vodka here (no vodka here)Go home, go away Go home, leave us alone Glory to Ukraine (Glory to Ukraine)[verse]Go back to Russia Your enemy is thereThe mobster Putin (mobster Putin)Your Russian Bear (Russian Bear)[bridge]Stop Evil, Stop the War Putin's who you're looking for [chorus]Go home, no vodka here (no vodka here)Go home, go away Go home, leave us alone Glory to Ukraine (Glory to Ukraine)[outro]Go home, go away Glory to Ukraine Go home, go away Glory to Ukraine (Glory to Ukraine)
Mobsters gonna mobCriminals gonna crimeKillers gonna to killDictators genocide (genocide)In 1945 we said no more genocideNever AgainBut now it's happenin'It's happenin' againHe's killing UkrainiansWe will stop himWe will fight and we will win[Chorus]No no no no no genocide (NO GENOCIDE!)Never ever ever ever ever ever again (NEVER AGAIN!)We will fight and we will winWe will stop PutinWe will fight and we will win[Chorus]No no no no no genocide (NO GENOCIDE!)Never ever ever ever ever ever again (NEVER AGAIN!)[bridge]In 1945 we said no more genocideNever AgainBut now it's happenin'It's happenin' againHe's killing UkrainiansWe will stop himWe will fight and we will winMobsters gonna mobCriminals gonna crimeKillers gonna to killDictators genocideBullys gonna bullyMonsters gonna terrorizeAin't nobody freeFrom the Evil in his eyes[Chorus]No no no no no genocide (NO GENOCIDE!)Never ever ever ever ever ever again (NEVER AGAIN!)Bullys gonna bullyMonsters gonna terrorizeAin't nobody freeFrom the Evil in his eyes
rive the Beast into his cage.Brute force is all he understands.(Drive the Beast into his cage.)DriveThe Beast. Into. His CAGEForce him to disengage Unconditional brute forceThat's all he understandsThe beast cannot be talked to The beast cannot be reasoned with He understands only force (force)And that's what he'll get Drive the beast into his cage (Drive the beast into his cage)Force him to disengage Unconditional brute forceThat's all he understandsDrive the beast into his cage (Drive the beast into his cage)The beast cannot be talked to The beast cannot be reasoned with He understands only force And that's what he'll get [hook]Drive the beast into his cage (Drive the beast into his cage)Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute force That's all he understands Drive the beast into his cage (Drive the beast into his cage)Drive the beast into his cage (Drive the beast into his cage)Drive the beast into his cage (Drive the beast into his cage)
You doctor can't care for you without the FEAR OF PROSECUTION if he/she does not wait until the last moment before you death to help you with your miscarriage. That is Republican cruelty.
We've entered the tent of the carnival barkerIt's not like it was, America got alteredFacts don't matter, anything can be realIf you say it often and say it with zealEvidence is optional if your story goes viralJust make up a source or point to a bible
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber noseA stranger to the truth, a pathological liarWhen he opened his mouth, beware buyer!
There's a special place in heavenFor the Trump VangelicalSo said the holy manOn the day the angels fellIt's the Promised PlaceWhere everyone agreesOn the power of one raceAnd one reality
Got a bible in my hand, a pistol in my boot. A tattoo on my ass says "Jesus Loves You!"
You doctor can't care for you without the FEAR OF PROSECUTION if he/she does not wait until the last moment before you death to help you with your miscarriage. That is Republican cruelty.
A bad man made her pregnantBut Ohio said she can'toooohhh nooohhThey told herLittle girl be happy It's a blessing in disguise A golden opportunity Your participation prize
The American Civil War was fought over slavery: the South wanted to keep enslaving negroes and making them work for free (cause, you know, god wanted that, says right there in dat bible). The North said NO! No more slavery. Some in the USA miss the hell out of those slave days. You know, make america slave again. The Confederate flag is also known as:Sores of WarStainless BannerRebel Flag
Get out of our bedroom, MAGAGet out of our doctors' officeGet out of our bathroom, MAGAIt's none of your damn businessMind Your Own Business MAGAStay out of mineStay out of our livesYou creepy weird guysMYOB MAGADon't mess with meMind your own damn business MAGADon't tread on meWe will read what we want to readWe will love who we want to loveWe will choose our own beliefsWithout your fist inside our gloveWe are not going backTo the days of hateThose years of fearAnd crocodile tearsMind your own damn business MAGADon't tread on me M.Y.O.B M.Y.O.BM.Y.O.B MAGAMind your own damn business MAGADon't tread on me This land is built on freedom’s nameNot your rules or your shameWe've got the right, stand tall and fightFor every heart that burns so brightWe will raise our voices loudWe will wear our pride like a shroudYour walls will fall, we’ll watch them crumbleOur strength will rise, we'll never stumbleMind Your Own Business MAGAStay out of mine
Goodbye darknessHello blue skies!Good morning America!Good morning sunrise!Thank you KamalaThank you CoachJoyful AmericaLoves you bothIn the dawn we'll riseFrom the shadows of the pastWith hope in our eyesOur dreams built to lastStrength in our voicesTogether we'll standA nation rejoicesHand in handGoodbye darknessHello blue skies!Good morning America! Good morning sunrise! Thank you KamalaThank you CoachJoyful AmericaLoves you bothGood morning AmericaGood morning sunriseGood morning my friendI love the sunshine in your eyesThank you KamalaThank you CoachJoyful AmericaLoves you bothWe are joyful againWe are happy againWe are loving each otherWe are friends againI love the sunrise in your eyesI love the joy in your heartI love you, my friend We are smiling again We are happy againWe are joyful againWe are loving againLoving each otherNeighbor to neighborFriend to friendJoyful again!
Goodbye darknessHello blue skies!Good morning America! Good morning sunrise! Thank you KamalaThank you CoachJoyful AmericaLoves you bothCHORUSGood morning AmericaGood morning sunriseGood morning my friendI love the sunshine in your eyes
Mind Your Own Business MAGA Stay out of mine Stay out of our lives You creepy weird guys MYOB MAGA Don't mess with me Mind your own damn business MAGADon't tread on me Get out of our bedroom, MAGA Get out of our doctors' office Get out of our bathroom, MAGAIt's none of your damn businessWe will read what we want to read We will love who we want to love We will choose our own beliefs Without your fist inside our glove Mind Your Own Business MAGA Stay out of mine Stay out of our lives You creepy weird guys INSTRUMENTALWe are not going back To the days of hateThose years of fear And crocodile tearsProject 2025 Your plan for theocracyBy cruel old MAGA menThe wackos and the crazyMYOB MAGA MYOB Mind your own damn business MAGADon't tread on me MYOB MYOB MYOB MAGA MYOBMYOB MAGA MYOB MYOB MAGA MYOB Mind your own business MAGA
He obeys his cult He is their slave Stupidity is at fault Ignorance and hate He does not care About the USA He just does Whatever they say He cannot feel joy Cannot love anything He just wants to destroy To kill and be a kingThat dictator wannabe On the decline Has no policies To improve our lives He never laughs He cannot cry He lives in the past What a weird ass guy Not only weird But mentally insane A psychopath so queer Maggots eating his brain Now the old man sits 59In a straightjacket so tight A ball gag in his slit Decomposing overnight That MAGA Cult Slave Is rotting away Stick a fork in that MAGA Cult Slave MAGA Cult Slave MAGA Cult Slave That MAGA Cult Slave Is stinkin up the placeThe smell of decay, thatMAGA Cult Slave MAGA Cult Slave MAGA Cult Slave
Get off my grass Stop having sex I don't like your laugh A spankin what you gonna get I'm a sad old man With the gift of gab My luck ran out When your pulled down my pants I never laugh I never cry I can't do either I don't know why I'm a sad old man With a sad old faceA diaper on my assAnd a taco for a brainI'm 78 years oldI demand your attentionI'm a criminal weirdoI got dementiaI never laughI never cryI can't do eitherI don't know whyI got very little timeBefore I shuffle off this coilI'm at the end of my lifeNear that hole in the soilBefore I go I wanna ruin your livesDestroy my countryMetastasize I never laughI never cryI can't do eitherI don't know why
Get off my grass Stop having sex I don't like your laugh A spankin what you gonna get I'm a sad old man With the gift of gab My luck ran out When your pulled down my pants I never laugh I never cry I can't do either I don't know why I'm a sad old man With a sad old faceA diaper on my assAnd a taco for a brainI'm 78 years oldI demand your attentionI'm a criminal weirdoI got dementiaI never laughI never cryI can't do eitherI don't know whyI got very little timeBefore I shuffle off this coilI'm at the end of my lifeNear that hole in the soilBefore I go I wanna ruin your livesDestroy my countryMetastasize I never laughI never cryI can't do eitherI don't know why
We are not afraidWe are not afraidFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidFreedom FreedomWe are braveMaduro dictatorEdmundo is presidentYou can see itYou can feel itEdmundo is presidentFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidMaduro dictatorMaduro fraudsterMaduro OutEdmundo InDown with MaduroDown with himMaduro has fallenFreedomWe will winFreedom Freedom We will winFreedom FreedomWe will winYou can see itYou can feel itEdmundo is presidentYou can see itYou can feel itWe have evidenceFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidFreedom Freedom We will winFreedom FreedomWe are not afraidWe are not afraidEdmundo is president
Bang Bang! Pow Pow! Two good guys with guns Killed each other now Under the setting sun Guns are supposed to make you safe But is that really true? Well, it certainly wasn't on that day When those guys began to shoot Bang Bang! Pow Pow! Good guys with guns Killed each other dead Under the Road Rage SunOne guy had his kids with him Ages 5 and 2The other on a motorcycle tripJust passing throughThe cycle was splitting lanes There was a small collision Daddy gave chaseWithout the televisionThey ended up in parking lot Over in the city of HighlandWhere both men shotAnd died, man versus manThey were both good guys A sparkle in their eyesNow everybody asking WHY? WHY? WHY?Bang Bang Bang! Pow Pow Pow! Couple of good guys with gunsKilled each other nowBang Bang! Pow Pow! Good guys with gunsKilled each other deadUnder the Road Rage Sun
Every scoundrel needs his cowards Every bully has his helpers Every villain pretends to be your savior Every devil needs his Helter Skelter It all happens so slowly The brain twisted and washed After decades of deception All logic is lost Donny Maduro First, they steal your hear heart Then they take your mind Next they consume your soul As their cult falls into lineThey lie about elections Start their own religion Hypnotize everyone Repeat the LIES often Every scoundrel needs his cowards Every bully has his power hungry helpers Every villain pretends to be your savior Every devil needs his helter skelter Donny Maduro Half AmericanHalf VenezuelanAuthoritarianIt all happens so slowly The brain twisted and washed After decades of deception All logic is lostDonny Maduro
Who's that weird old man?All the people sayHe's stinks like a full bedpan Why won't he just go away?He's 78 years oldA criminal, a weirdoHe's circling the drainRound and round he goWe are moving on to a futureBright with new young energyWe are not going backWe are going forwardDonny Trump the criminalDonny Trump the weirdoDementia now clinicalAt 78 year oldIt's time to move forwardWe are not going backIt's time to move forwardNot return to the pastLet's move on to a future brightWith new young energyWithout that old criminal weirdoDragging us back to 1920He's 78 years oldA criminal, a weirdoHe's circling the drainRound and round he goIt's time to move forwardWe are not going backLet's dive into the futureTogether
Who's that weird old man?All the people sayHe's stinks like a full bedpan Why won't he just go away?He's 78 years oldA criminal, a weirdoHe's circling the drainRound and round he goWe are moving on to a futureBright with new young energyWe are not going backWe are going forwardDonny Trump the criminalDonny Trump the weirdoDementia now clinicalAt 78 year oldIt's time to move forwardWe are not going backIt's time to move forwardNot return to the pastLet's move on to a future brightWith new young energyWithout that old criminal weirdoDragging us back to 1920He's 78 years oldA criminal, a weirdoHe's circling the drainRound and round he goIt's time to move forwardWe are not going backLet's dive into the futureTogether
No matter how much we try Those voices will never die We can only let them fly Laugh at them, let them win Those voices inside our head We don't need to listen to them We really don't need to listen Let them fly, let them win Let them win Let them win There's voices in India China, and Australia Billions of people Trillions of thoughts Thousands of religions A gazillion opinions All together worth less than: A grain of sand A breath of air A drop of water A single hair A grain of sand A breath of air A drop of water Nobody cares So many different ways of life So many ways different ways to fight So many fairy tales to believe So many ways to disagreeNo matter how much we try Those voices will never die We can only let them fly Laugh at them, let them winLet them win Let them win There are voices in India China, and AustraliaBillions of peopleTrillions of thoughtsThousands of religionsA gazillion opinionsAll together worth less than: A grain of sandA breath of airA drop of waterA single hairA grain of sandA breath of airA drop of waterNobody caresLet them winLet them winLet them win
No matter how much we try Those voices will never die We can only let them fly Laugh at them, let them win Those voices inside our head We don't need to listen to them We really don't need to listen Let them fly, let them win Let them win Let them win There's voices in India China, and Australia Billions of people Trillions of thoughts Thousands of religions A gazillion opinions All together worth less than: A grain of sand A breath of air A drop of water A single hair A grain of sand A breath of air A drop of water Nobody cares So many different ways of life So many ways different ways to fight So many fairy tales to believe So many ways to disagreeNo matter how much we try Those voices will never die We can only let them fly Laugh at them, let them winLet them win Let them win There are voices in India China, and AustraliaBillions of peopleTrillions of thoughtsThousands of religionsA gazillion opinionsAll together worth less than: A grain of sandA breath of airA drop of waterA single hairA grain of sandA breath of airA drop of waterNobody caresLet them winLet them winLet them win
We don't wanna pull a trigger Every time we need to shoot That's too slow we want it quicker We need machine guns, dude We love our guns more than life We love our guns n ammo Shooting stuff is better than sex The faster the better, you know We are the MAGAgelicals We are the PRO-LIFE people We control the female bodies We decide what is legal We are the MAGAgelicals We now rule this land We make all the laws And machine guns we demand We don't wanna pull a trigger Every time we need to shootThat's too slow we want it quickerWe got the MAGAgelical bump stock blues MAGAgelical bump stock blues MAGAgelical bump stock blues
Mesmerized, hypnotized, radicalizedThey try so hard to please him To bend over and take his rodThat old demented felonIs their one and only godThey obey a convicted felon The MAGA Republicans The Cult of MAGAtology The Convicted Felon Cult They are not Scientologists 13They are the MAGA RepublicansThey bow to that old MAGAtologistTheir Dear Loser and Convicted FelonThe Cult of MAGAtology 17The Convicted Felon CultMesmerized, hypnotized, radicalizedDominated, exploited, manipulatedDown deep they want to escape 23One day they will jump that wallThe Cult of MAGAtology, hey!The Convicted Felon CultThey are not the Peoples Temple 27Jim Jones would laugh at them Raising a cup of Kool-Aid To an old Convicted FelonMesmerized, hypnotized, radicalizedDominated, exploited, manipulatedThe Cult of MAGAtology The Convicted Felon CultOne day they will seeWhen they dare not to believeThe Convicted Felon CultThe Convicted Felon Cult
Donny is that guy that everybody hates The Jody that stays home afraid to fight And while military men are fighting away Jody bangs their girlfriends and their wives Donny dodged the draft He was weaker than you His daddy was rich He knew what to do He wanted a purple heart For getting a penicillin shot To treat his VD And that stinky yellow sauce You never see a Trump Serving our country That's for little people Not the Trump Royal Family They hate the military Hate the USA Hate you and me Hate themselves, by the way Burn in hell, Jody Get out now You're stink smells Like Hitler Brown Like Old Man Mao Like a Crazy Clown
Sammy Alito MAGA mosquito Destroying our lives For his bloodthirsty ego Puts up his flag Upside down Like those MAGA Insurrection clowns Sammy Alito MAGA mosquito Destroying the USA With his MAGA amigos Lay down that flag Upon the ground Uzip your robe Make it yellow and brownThe Supreme Court fell When MAGA stole its soul We are mad has hell We won't take it anymore Hang up your phone Lock up your TV Pull up your pants Roll up your sleeves Suck up your tummy Tighten up your ass Open up your eyes Through the looking glass Stand up for yourself For America too Vote for Democracy Decency, and Truth Stand up for you And all Americans Vote Blue Stop the MAGA men Germany, China, Cambodia It can happen here MAGA killing fields Are getting very near
Put up your feet Spread your thighs Doctor MAGA Gonna look inside He's checking your thing He's looking to prove You been copulating Without a license to screw You got to get married Say the MAGA men Before you do the deed Like Mary Magdalene And don't you dare Use contraception Your gonna pop em out Til Jesus says you're done Doctor MAGA will tell you what to doDoctor MAGA will tell you when to screwDoctor MAGA looking for vaginas Appearing very busy without no marriage licenseGlory to our god Glory to our tribeOur Supreme Court SquadAnd the MAGA men we bribeDoctor MAGA hates you tooDoctor MAGA coming for youDoctor MAGA will tell you what to do Doctor MAGA will tell you when to screwDoctor MAGA gonna look inside Doctor MAGA gonna spread your thighs
There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help Full of sound and fury Keep company only With people who uplift you Who call forth your best Forget all the rest Tell yourself the truth Set yourself free Conquer grief, don't deceive it If not you, then who? There's going to be trouble Don't worry It will come without your help Full of sound and fury Don't waste your time in fear Of things that will never come to be All you have is now, be here Be your best friend, oh be happy
I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremesWe'll solve that little riddleAnd share our common dreamYou go west and I'll head eastWe'll meet in Kansas CityWe'll set aside our big beliefsAnd split a pint of pityI'll meet you half way Between the Left and the RightWe'll roam these fifty statesUntil one day we uniteI'll meet you in the centerOf the circle jerking clownsBetween the pain and pleasureGoing round and round and roundWe'll take the middle path Holding hands along the wayWe'll forget which one's white or blackBrown, yellow, pink, or grayI'll meet you in the middleIn between the two extremesWe'll solve that little riddleAnd share our common dreamI'll meet you in the center Of the circle jerking clownsBetween the pain and pleasureGoing round and round and roundI'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddleAnd share our common dream Share our common dreamShare our common dreamShare our common dream
Every tyrant needs his cowardsTo look the other wayGo along with the heardShout his slogans and his praiseWhen you see bad thingsLook for the helpersPeople assistingThe Helter SkelterLook for the sociopathsWith zero empathyDestroying whateverMakes 'em unhappyLook for the stupidGuided by emotionsMore like lizardsThan thinking humansLook for the sheepFollowing their faithLoyal to their tribeAll others they hateLook for the greedyGuided by moneyIn love with stuffMorality mushyWhen you see bad thingsLook for the helpersHelter Skelter HelpersHelter Skelter HelpersHelter Skelter Helpers
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber noseA stranger to the truth, a pathological liarWhen he opened his mouth, beware buyer!A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretinThis is the story of a man who was beatenSkilled at scams, but in real business he failedIf he owed you cash, the check was in the mailLoan him your money, a bankruptcy followedLoan him your heart, a divorce you swallowedA barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies A closet full of cheap Chinese neck tiesHe loved money, dictators, murderers and thugsHe loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master budHated babies, gays, veterans and blacks Hated democracy, science, knowledge and factsHated women, Mexicans, Muslims and the JewEven hated himself, but that's not hard to do He suckered his believers into Trump Institute And they saw firsthand how he made his lootWhile our sons or daughters were killed in actionHe dodged the draft, all those deaths just an abstractionHe pretended to be godly for the evangelicalTold them he put a camel through the eye of a needle He tried to sell America for a few gold coins Made a deal with Putin to see Democracy destroyedBut the people fought back, and that loser failedOur Democracy survived and we sent him to jailA bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin That's the story of a man who was beaten A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies A closet full of cheap Chinese neck tiesHe wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes Just a clown suit and red rubber noseA bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin That's the story, yeah that's the storyThat's the story of a man who was beaten
MAGA 1 MAGA 2I believed in youMAGA 3 MAGA 4I don't anymoreDumpy Bumpy Frumpy FrackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hat MAGA 5 MAGA 6 Tired of all your dirty tricksMAGA 7 MAGA 8No more bullshitNo more hateGrumpy Jumpy Humpy Hack Jumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatDumping on my MAGA hatMAGA 9 MAGA 10 Fooled me onceWon't fool me againJumping off the Trumpy TrackDumping on my MAGA hatStumpy Lumpy Monkey MackPlumpy Rumpy Crumpy CrapJumping off the Trumpy Track Dumping on my MAGA hatDumping on my MAGA hat Dumping on my MAGA hat
Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John LopkerAll the quacks call it CarnivoreBut it's really Dunning-KrugerThey tell you to eat lots of meatAnd forget about heart diseaseWell, maybe you feel fine for nowBut disease takes it's own sweet timeArteries clog slowly, then POW!Your heart resignsPlease, guys, eat wiselyMediterranean or DASHRecommended most highlyIf you want your life to lastDon't fall for the latest crazeCarnivore and whatever comes afterJust eat good food every dayThe quacks will kill you fasterThe Grim Reaper knowsGet your cholesterol lowLDL below 60Live long and healthyDon't fall for the carnivore scamIt's a total freakin' disasterIgnore the quack and supplement manCarnivore kills you faster
Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The exemption started with 400 menNow its grown to 66 thousandPopping out six children Every blessed generationCitizens with obligations We must all do our part All bear the burden Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait Israel needs unity Shared responsibility All must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part Obligations of citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait The Torah can wait The Torah can wait
Popping out six children Generation after generation Multiplying 6 times 6 Millions of Yeshiva rabbits Soft and fluffy Cute and kind The bunnies like to study To grow into Rabbis Millions of rabbits Is not what we need If rabbits won't fight To save our countryPopping out six children Generation after generation All with obligations Like every other citizen There is a time to sit And a time to stand A time for the rabbit And a time to be a man In the circles we can dance And sing our songs After we pull on our army pants And get where we belong
We all must bear the burden Every man and woman We all must do our part As good citizens Our existence is at stake The Torah can wait We need your help now It's not too late We need you right now We all must do our part It's not too late It our FATE The exemption started with 400 men Has grown to 66 thousand By popping out six children Citizens with obligations Yeshiva students must contribute We can have no parasites Everybody must learn to shoot To be full citizens and fight We must all do our part All bear the burden It's not too late It is our FATE Israel needs unity Shared responsibility Every man and woman Must share the burden Those 6 babies need protection And their 36 babies too We must all do our part Share bear the burden It's not too late It's our fate
There's a special place in hell For the leaf blower man Right next to The amplified muffler dude Oh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frown I would send them all to hell But I'd still hear them all aroundChewing with mouth open Slurping, farting, burping Squeaking, grinding, pounding Microphone feedback hurting You know what else gets me pissed? Novelty songs like this So if you add it to your listI completely understand, I too am damnedThe baby crying on the airplane OK, she gets another chanceWe can all understand her painShe got doo doo in her pantsBut if you ever blow on them bagpipes You're going straight to the infernoSame for you if you play that kazoo Or you drone on didgeridooOh how I hate these sounds They turn my smile into a frownI would send them all to hellBut I'd still hear them all aroundThat guy drilling with his power drill Nails on a chalkboardThe lady who screams oh so shrillYour damn lover's constant snoreThe low pounding of a distant motorThe boom boom boom of the hip hop carThe constant roar of an air conditionerThe screaming of a car alarmOh how I hate these soundsThey turn my smile to a frownI would send them all to hellBut I'd still hear them all around
Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canOklahoma don't want you Don't want your filth Just like Jesus would do If He were walking around here still Unless your evangelicalUnless your MAGA republicanUnless your Christian NationalGet out while you canJesus never went to Oklahoma And He probably never will But if He ever wanders that far They will probably call Him filth Unless your evangelical Unless your MAGA republican Unless your Christian National Get out while you can
That could be your daughterYou mother or your wifeHe will deny it once he got herThen defame her all her lifeHe will claim she let him rape itHe will say she voluntarily gave itBut, come on, really? Let's face itHe's the Greatest RapistHe alone can rape itHe alone can penetrate itTake it, shake it, break itHe's America's greatest!He will try to date itTo make it, to attain itAnd when he can't detain itHis Greatness will rape itSome people do not careSome like a man who rapesBut most simply never dareFrom his cult of rape escapeThat's who we gotAmerica at its strangestLet's offer a prayer and a thoughtFor our Greatest RapistThat's who we areAmerica at its strangestLet's offer a prayer and a cigarFor our Greatest RapistInstrumental No
Humanity will not forget The mistake of the USA Electing that little prick Magnifying his painOne day soon he'll be gone His ugly stench replaced By the sweet smell of love Everywhere he excreted his hate The worst president ever The absolute sickest mindWOATWorst of all timeOne day we'll be free From the evil Donny T On that day, we won't say May he Rest In Peace No, we will say let it turn to slime Let the worms start their feast On the remains of that beast The worst human of all time The worst president ever The absolute sickest mindWOATWorst of all time
Did you use contraception Charged with murder Sex without conception Charged with murder After her miscarriage Charged with murder Her embryo died Charged with murder She is not an evangelical christian She is burned alive as a witch She disobeyed the old white men She is stripped and whipped by them She incurs the wrath of old white men And the god they made to look like them They say god hates the destruction Of anything that looks like him The old white men force your child To stay forever in a frozen tomb Your embryo is not really yours No more than your vagina or your womb Old white men with bibles in their hand Their brains long ago given over to fantasy Their god hates anyone who dares take a stand Against their dream of dominating you and me Old white men with bibles in their hand Their childish world of devils and sky men They plan dominate this great land The Seven Mountain Mandate preacher men The Seven Mountain Mandate Google it, and see what you findIt's a mandate of hateFor everyone not of their kindThe Seven Mountain Mandate The Seven Mountain Mandate The Seven Mountain Mandate
“Jody” is military slang for the guy who steals a soldier’s girlfriend or wife while he is away. Jody Please Stop | Bullets Bombs Getting OnCopyright 2024 John Lopker. CC-BY-NCI can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate all the thoughts Of you and her getting on I'm a million miles away Fighting for our country You stayed home to play With my woman, Jodi Go away from her window You'd better leave her alone One day she may not say no She's lonely, I know Jodi, stop messing with her Stop toying with our love She's a really good women And our bond comes from above Jodi, please stop, Jodi please stop It's not your fault You're just a man But Jodi, come on You gotta understand Nothin gonna break our bond But the pain is so hard on meI wanna get homeAnd kick your ass, JodiI can take the bullets I can take the bombs But I hate the thoughts Of you and her getting on Go away from her window Jody, leave her alone One day she may not say no She's lonely, I know Jody, please stop, Jodi Jodi, please stop, Jodi Jodi, please stop, Jodi
When you see a burglar in your house Got a booger in your nose Got a pimple 'bout to burst When you see a giant cockroach What do you do? What do you do? You remove it, yeah, remove it When a scoundrel Wants to be our king again After his disgusting insurrection We say No! No! No! Not again! Yeah, we remove him! It's more than dislike We have a strong aversion A bitter distaste America abhors him Repugnance, Revulsion For god's sakes, remove him He will not be our king again When you see a Trump in your house Got a Trump in your nose Got a Trump 'bout to burst When you see a giant Trump Roach What do we do? What do we do? We get angry, yeah, we remove him! We remove the insurrectionist
Download Free.I'm a Swiftie now I never thought I'd beBut, you know, somehowShe got inside meI'm a Swiftie now What a pleasure, what a galA national treasure I'm a Swiftie nowShe's better than Barbi She's a real live personShe our darling She brings out our best version Thank you Taylor For all you doThank you TaylorWe love you too I'm a Swiftie now I'm a Swiftie now I don't care about football Don't care who you dateI know that you love us all And each of us you appreciate Thank you Taylor For all you doThank you TaylorWe love you tooI'm a Swiftie now I'm a Swiftie now I'm a Swiftie now
We took away his car keys Strapped a diaper to his ass But the nukes we let him keep To bomb earth back into glass Person, woman, man Camera, TV Ok, now please repeat Gaga Goo Goo Ba Ba Black Sheep Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Going, going, going, gone He eats his peas with honey He's done it all his life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on his knife We gave our nukes To a demented man What can go wrong? Whoops! Wham Bam! God Damn! Going, going, going, gone Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man We gave the bomb to Dementia Don Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man Goo Goo Gaga MAGA Man
Big Daddy, Big DaddyPlease protect me pleaseI need a strict fatherTo bend me over his kneeOnly you can do it, DaddyOnly you my Big Strong ManSpank my bottom hardI need an authoritarianMy preacher tell meYou're a gift from GodOh please, Big DaddySpank it real hardI love the sound of youWhipping off your beltWaited my whole life toFeel the things I feltOh God! I don't careIf you're Satan himselfYou're my big daddyBig daddy from hell
We're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hateFor MAGA girls and boys Does he think we are stupid? Don't he know we know? When his lips are movin' He's hypnotizing MAGA folks He will not destroy the USAGood Americans will fix itWe won't give our NUKES toLucifer's Lil BitchHe slithered out from his hole In search of power and treasure He destroyed America, now he wants mo? NO NO NO NOT EVERHe dumps his diaper into the pure white LightDestroys our families and friendships He's a shapeshifter, antichristLucifer's Lil BitchHe will not destroy the USAStrong Americans will fix itWe won't give our country toLucifer's Lil BitchWe're so sick of seeing that face So tired of hearing that voice Stoking the fires of hateFor MAGA girls and boys He will not destroy the USAAmerican patriots will fix itWe won't give our soul toLucifer's Lil Bitch
I was Republican Now I'm a MAGA man I loved our democracy Now I'm authoritarian I joined a MAGA cult That don't bother me Hell, this ain't my fault At least it's not Scientology Don't bother me Don't bother me I don't have a mind no more Don't have to think about nothin' I just do what they tell me to And agree with MAGA everythin' I know he's the worst person In the whole wide world Hell, maybe worst in history That don't bother me Don't bother me Don't bother me MAGA tells me I'm a victim MAGA tells me who to blame Feels so good to believe in them MAGA takes away my pain Maybe it's Hitler all over again History really does repeat Here comes my party of MAGA men Please don't bother me Don't bother me Don't bother meDon't bother me
Hail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHail to the king The MAGAtocracyHe can do anythingHe's got immunityHis vice-president hung From a sparkling chandelierSquirmin' and twistin'As the king flung tacos at his ear Was it ketchup on the wall Or blood of the first lady?Nobody really knewWhat he did in his furyDid he sell our secrets To the communist Chinese?He denies it with a smileAnd a quarter pounder with cheeseThe treasury's missing a trillion And fifty bars of goldBut nobody can do nothin'Except do what they're toldBREAKHis rival was getting closer Until that long awful fallFrom that tall New York towerThe night they dropped the ballThe king's huge nuke Came early that summer dayThat city had voted blue They deserved it, he would sayCHORUS
You can fool some of the people all the time. Especially when they want to be fooled. That is don's skill. He is a master. All the easier when half the population has an IQ in double digits and very busy trying to survive.Also, easy to fool high IQ people with Dysrationalia. What is that you say? The inability to think and behave rationally despite adequate intelligence. It is a concept in educational psychology and is not a clinical disorder such as a thought disorder. Dysrationalia can be a resource to help explain why smart people fall for Ponzi schemes and other fraudulent encounters.The there is also the theory of stupidity--where stupid people can be smart, but act against their own interest, hurting themselves and others for no reason. Stupidity is worse than evil, because we have no defenses against them. And they are everywhere. In all professions, all walks of life. You have probably noticed this, but did not know it has be studied extensively. Check it out.Got a degree in MAGAtology Graduated first in her classFrom Gaslight UniversityRight before it all collapsedHer first job was to attack The capitol of the USAWith a mob of MAGAtology gradsOn that January dayJanuary 6Tried to kill the USA They beat police Broke down doorsPissed and crapped on the floorSmashed windows and works of art Lusted to murderRipped out our heartsMAGAtology You ain't been good meTook my moralityLocked me up in your fantasyMAGAtology Oh MAGAtology Many ways to get a degree But every school requiresYou surrender your rationalityJoin the MAGA choirSing the MAGA tuneHum the MAGA melodyBeat the MAGA drumUntil you forsake realityMAGAtology Some children get degrees at home MAGAschooled to protect the brainFrom unMAGAtized ideasAnd facts exposing the charade You can get a degree on the internetFrom the MAGA talkers and schlockersYou can fall slowly into itWith your fellow MAGA flockers MAGA flockersMAGAtology You ain't been good meTook my moralityLocked me up in your fantasyMAGAtology Oh, MAGAtologyYou ain't been good meLocked me up in your fantasyMAGAtology Oh MAGAtology
Getting sicker by the day Falling deeper in the holeI feel so damn ashamedTo the devil I sold my soul Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipityIf you find yourself in love With an fat old psychopath His voice makes you comeHis stink you think ain't badThen, you might have fallenFor a devil in disguiseYou may have forgotten That love is often blindDoctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipitySometimes you wonder 22If you have joined a cultYou often seem to hungerFor somebody to assaultYou reject realityYou disregard the facts You love the gross stupidityOf those people and that assIf you are missing your moralityYour sense of right and wrongYou lost all your empathyYour humanity almost goneYou just may have fallenFor evil personifiedYou probably have forgottenThat love is often blindDoctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipityGetting sicker by the day Falling deeper in the holeI feel so damn ashamedTo the devil I sold my soul Doctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipityDoctor, Doctor Can you help me, pleaseI got a bad case of MAGAdipity
S is for SlaveryL for LaborA for AbolitionV for VictoryE for EmancipationR ReconstructionY for History And a Nikki Haley LessonS is for Slavery The right to own a negroThe South fought to keepBut the North said No No No!L is for LaborThe labor of black slavesThat's why we fought that Civil WarWhy the South is still ashamedA for AbolitionThe struggle to end slaveryTo liberate black AmericansBy patriots fighting bravelyV for VictoryThe end of the Civil WarThe end of slaveryFree from shore to shoreE for EmancipationFreedom for all slavesProclaimed by Abraham LincolnFor a brand new USAR for ReconstructionReintegration of the SouthEverybody into the UnionWith Equal rights for all - WOWY is for HistoryTrue stories of yesterdayFacts we must teachNot deny or tuck awayWe made some mistakesWe stumbled along the wayThat's how we becameThe USAS is for SlaveryL for LaborA for AbolitionV for VictoryE for EmancipationR ReconstructionY for History And a Nikki Haley LessonS-L-A-V-E-R-YSlavery--That's why
Dear Americans of 2024This is a letter from 2224For you it's the futureBut for us it is nowAnd we just want to tell youHis stink is still aroundThe Stink of Donald TrumpThe stench of sulfurOf terrible evilEnemy of the peopleHis stink will never fadeNo matter how often we tryTo rewrite historyBlur facesOr tell big fat whoppin' liesThe Stink of Donald TrumpAmerica will never forget Americans will never forgiveWe can never wash offThe stink of him That miserable cartoon of a manQuoting Hitler and spewing hateHe failed at everything he ever plannedHe failed to become a good manEvery tyrant needs his cowardsWe teach our kids to be braveAnd warn them about RepublicansHow they ruined the USAWe teach our kids about his stinkThey can smell in the morningBrushin' their teeth over the sinkWe hold our noses, and proceedWe live our lives with his stinkHis stink so disgustingDear Americans of 2024This is a letter from 2224For you it's the futureBut for us it is nowAnd we just want to tell youHis stink is still aroundThe Stink of Donald Trump
He lures them into his MAGA cultWith his talk of retributionAssures them it's not their faultThey should blame it on the VERMINIn his mouth a poison pillA poison pill of hatePoisoning the blood Blood of the USAHe sucks them into his MAGA cultDangling their favorite baitTells them that nothing's their faultMAGA's perfect, others are to blameIn his mouth a poison pill A poison pill of hatePoisoning the blood Blood of the USAIn his mouth a poison pillA poison pill of hatePoisoning the blood Blood of the USA
You got something growing in your womb It's turning gray and will die real soonYour belly will be its tiny tombEven if it kills youYou may beg and you may plead You may kneel and ask pretty pleaseYou may cry and you may weep But you can't escape the crueltyYou must carry your dying fetus Your doctor shall not remove itEven if it destroys your uterus Or kills youRepublicans will not permitYou are not close enough to death You must wait until your very last breathYou must wait until your face turns blue Before doctors can help you Republican Cruelty You may beg and you may plead You may kneel and ask pretty pleaseYou may cry and you may weep But you cannot escape the crueltyRepublican cruelty Republican cruelty Republican cruelty
We are the victim And we are the heroYou are the villainThat's how our story goesBy playing this gameWe bury our shamePush it down down downSo we don't feel our painWe change the facts The rules we bendIn every actWe must pretendWe are the victim And we are the hero You are the villainBecause we say soWe are the good guys We can do no wrongYou are the bad guysYou are wrong, wrong, wrongBy playing this game We bury our shamePush it down down down Our MAGA shameMAGA shameMAGA shameMAGA Shame | Victim Hero Villain TriadWe don't care About the truthWe don't careAbout what's rightWe only careAbout the ruseWe just wanna gaslightBury our shameHide the villain insidePlay the MAGA gameGet MAGA-FIEDWe change the facts The rules we bendIn every actWe must pretendWe are the victimsWe are the hero You are the villainBecause we say it's soBy playing this game We bury our shamePush it down down downSo we don't feel our painDown down down Our MAGA shameDown down down Our MAGA shameMAGA shameMAGA shameOur MAGA shame
Louder than the liarLonger than the snakeHotter than the fireSmoking in his brainLouder than the liarStronger than the hateColder than the iceRunning in his veinsLouder than the liarLouder than the liarBigger than that prickDirtier than his diaperSo stinkin' full of itLouder than the liarDeeper than the creep Slicker than the slimeThicker than the sleazeLouder than the liar
They are the OTHER They are THEMThey are VERMINYour NON-MAGA friendsThey are not people They are just thingsThings you hate They are your enemyYou are the victim The vermin are evilThey cause all your troubles Vermin are not people They are not human They are not personsThey are VERMINThey are the reason your hurtin'I alone can fix it I'll tell you who to hateJust like the Germans did itThe Vermin exterminateI alone can fix it You are my exterminatorsThey are VERMIN They are the OTHERMAGA men and women MAGA girls and boysYou are the victims Of the vermin to destroyI alone can fix it I'll tell you who to hateJust like Germans did it The Vermin exterminateINSTRUMENTALThey are the OTHER They are THEMThey are VERMINThe Non-RepublicansYou are the victim The vermin are evilThey cause all your troubles VERMIN are NOT PEOPLE
They told him what to wear They tormented BillHe died of despairBut they can never kill JillHis clothes were all wrong Bill wore the wrong clothesInstead of socks he wore hose And lipstick under his noseUNBIBLICAL! They said We know better than himSo they bullied him to deathPunished Bill for his sinBut what's his crime? Said the little boyBill was so kindSo full of joy They told him what to wear They ridiculed BillHe died of despairBut they could not kill JillWhy do you care That Bill is different than you?Said the little girl, scared That they would kill her tooHe did not conform Bill disobeyedHe lived outside the normDats what da bible sayBut what's his crime? Said the little boyBill was so kindSo full of joy Why do you care That Bill is different than you?Said the little girl, scared That they would kill her tooThey told him what to wear They tormented BillHe died of despairBut they can never kill Jill
Too many times daddy had his wayShe was way too young to knowHe told her Jesus wants her to obeyThat God will kill if she don'tThen, one day, her egg dropped in place That night his swimmers attackedSearching for an egg to penetrate As she lie crying on her backHer life is a deep dark well She struggles to understandImpregnated by daddy at twelveAn evangelical MAGA manHer body don't belong to daddy Preachers or MAGA RepublicansShe make them so unhappyWhen she refuses to obey the MANThose men can't know what it's like To stand inside her shoesAttacked at 12 in the middle of the nightThen told girls have no right to chooseShe owns her body. She raises her fist! Punches her vote against RepublicansAgainst daddy, the priests, and rapists Punches 'til she's is free from MAGA menYou own your body. Raise your fist!Punch your vote against RepublicansAgainst daddy, the priests, and rapists Punch 'til you're free from MAGA menFree from the crazy, free from tyrannyPunch em hard until you're freePunch em hard until you're free
MINI Mike Johnson | Mississippi MAGA BluesBy John Lopker. CC-BYMINI Mike Johnson's coming for youHe got a bible, a smile, and a huge corkscrewHe wants to tell you how to live your lifeHe wants to tell you what to do and who to likeMINI Mike Johnson's coming for youHe got the gift of gab and a brand new suitYou're freedom ends where his rules beginHe's a dictator, a tyrant, authoritarianHe wants his religion to be yours tooWell, his interpretation, his worldviewHe gonna make a law and Mike's law will say:"MINI Mike Johnson YOU SHALL OBEY"He's gonna tell you how to live your lifeHe's MINI Mike Johnson, don't ask why"Just do as I say, not as I do"MINI Mike Johnson's coming for youMINI Mike Johnson's coming for you
Thousands of years ago, humans wandered the earth in small tribes speaking different languages and often killing each other in war. In addition to weapons, warriors carried some sort of musical instrument for a very special reason: it could save their life. Because back then humans created a very important phrase:EKEE PAH UNDARoughly translated, this means: "Let's don't kill each other today, rather, lets make music together and see if we can get a groove on."If the other side agreed, they would reply: EKEE PAH DOEThis ingenious phrase allowed any two tribes to choose killing or music. Even though they spoke different languages, they all could sing this phrase, play their drums, flutes, and strings. If they got a groove going, you could feel the magic in the air! The ELECTRICITY as their hearts transformed from hate to love, from violence to joy. You can hear this transformation in this song. It is a great example of a successful code phrase exchange and offer/acceptance of peace.Even though some warriors were not so talented on their chosen instrument, they played, they experimented, and they contributed to the magic of not really knowing if the groove would be created, or they would all devolve into killing each other in a mutual massacre. You can hear all those fearful warriors in this song as they try dip in and out trying to get into that groove,Back then humans were more humane. I long for those days.
Some festivalgoers hid for hours as Hamas hunted them. In addition to those festivalgoers killed and injured, militants took an unknown number of hostages, and the details regarding their whereabouts and condition are not publicly known.It is now considered the worst civilian massacre in Israeli history.Israel Palestine Peace SongElectronic EDM Trance MusicPublic Domain Peace Song.
Big protest in DC on January 6Be there, you will be wild!I am your master, you are my slave You are my wild child You will do as I say, you will obeyBe there, you will be wild! I am the MagicianYou are my rabbit I trick you into submissionThen pull you from my hatEverybody's amazed And they laugh when I sayI could shoot this rabbitAnd you'd all still obeyYou will come to DCYou will destroy for meYou will my childYou will be wildI am the center of your universeYour reason for being You love me more than life itselfYou will rot in prison for meI give you what you always wantedA purpose for your life Now you're a soldier on a crusadeAnd a victim in this fight You will obey meYou will come to DC You will fight my childYou will be wild for me On January 6 you will unleash My inferno of fury on the Capitol PoliceYou will follow my commands My suggestions, my demandsYou will do as I sayYou will obeyCome to DCMy obedient child January 6You will be wild
Bombingham 1963 | Four Little Girls Killed By HateCopyright 2023 John Lopker. CC-BYSeptember 15, 1963Bombingham AlabamaFour little girls killed by the KKKFour little girls killed by hateDynamite planted in the church staircaseExploded in their faceKilled four little girls that dayFour little girls making their lives greatDenise McNair Addie Mae CollinsCynthia WesleyCarole RobertsonFour little girls blown awayMaybe one day we'll be done with hateAnd all that other stuff Maybe we will becomeThe United States of LoveThe United States of Love
Breaking Bad made me sadWow! It’s all over nowBreaking Bad made me sadOh! What will we do now?No more high school teachin’ megalomaniacLying cheating killing meth-makin’ DadWe love you Walt you’re the best we ever hadBut you ruined the life of one fine ladWhen you rode along to bust Jesse’s pad!Wow! It’s all over nowWe love you Hank the Man that never quitWe love you Skyler you’re nobody’s bitchWe love you Junior and your minor glitchWe love you Jesse the justified snitchWe all paid the price of getting rich!Wow! It’s all over nowWe miss you Mike the quintessential fixerYou too Gus sponsor of elixirsWe miss you Saul the professional tricksterAnd you Marie the good wife and sisterBut Walt is the man we all call Mister!Wow! It’s all over nowThe study of change we call chemistryLessons in pride fall from Greek tragedyAm I the danger? My own worst enemy?Can I say my own name? Do I know me?Until then maybe I should tread lightly!Breaking Bad made me sadWow! It’s all over nowBreaking Bad made me sadOh! What will we do now?Wow! It’s all over nowWow! It’s all over nowWow! It’s all over now
Stand Back Stand By Bend Over, you'd better not cry That fucker used you You got played His commands you obeyed Stand Back Stand By You believed his Big Lie You ruined your life for that fuckin clown You Fucked Around and you Found Out
Now put your hands behind your back Spread your legs and shut your mouth Patsy Boys so damn proud You got swindled you're goin down Lackeys locked in a quisling cage We'll see you again in your old age Suckers sittin in the monkey house You Fucked Around and you Found Out
Stand Back Stand By Bend Over, you'd better not cry That fucker used you You got played His commands you obeyed Stand Back Stand By You attacked for his Big Lie You ruined your life for that fuckin clown You Fucked Around and you Found Out
I lost all my money I feared missing outSo I traded my money for cryptoAnd lost it all somehowA brick is not a soccer ball But a brick you could kickCrypto's not a currencyIt's just a bunch of bullshitWhat happened to all my money? I asked Dick the Crypto broHe grabbed my crotch and shoutedLamborghinis, Hookers, and BlowLamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow Now I got nothing left Except some digits in an appWhat a bunch of bullshitWhat a bunch of crap What happened to all my money? I asked Dick the Crypto broHe laughed so hard and shoutedLamborghinis, Hookers, and BlowLamborghinis, Hookers, and BlowLamborghinis, Hookers, and Blow
MAGA 1 MAGA 2I believed in youMAGA 3 MAGA 4I don't anymoreDumpy Bumpy Frumpy FrackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatPissing on my MAGA hatMAGA 5 MAGA 6Tired of all your dirty tricksMAGA 7 MAGA 8No more bullshitNo more hateGrumpy Jumpy Humpy HackJumping off the Trumpy TrackMAGA this MAGA thatPissing on my MAGA hatMAGA 9 MAGA 10Fooled me onceWon't fool me againStumpy Lumpy Monkey MackPlumpy Rumpy Crumpy CrapJumpin off the Trumpy TrackPissing on my MAGA hatPissing on my MAGA hat
Aliso Canyon, shut it down She's killer in disguise Aliso Canyon, shut it downThere's evil in her eyesAliso Canyon, shut it down We don't want her in this townAliso Canyon, shut it down We're sick of those SoCal ClownsAliso Canyon, shut it down She's killer in disguiseAliso Canyon, shut it downThere's evil in her eyesAliso Canyon, shut it down We don't want her in this townAliso Canyon, shut it down We're sick of those SoCal ClownsAliso Canyon, shut it down Aliso Canyon, shut it downAliso Canyon, shut it down
He raped the USA that day We will never forget That ugly disgusting rapist face January Sex
The Dicktator in Chief Incites his MAGA men To destroy our democracy To push us down and force him in
We will never forget January Sex We will never forgive January Sex
Lust came to town that day Lusting to shove their dicktator in Lusting for power, ya, they Lusted to obey him
They believed his big lie They got sucked into the Donald Con They came to fight, came to rape Came to kill Americans
We will never forget January Sex Will never forgive January Sex January Sex
I'm really really rich! I'm very very smart! You are just a little shit! I can beat you with my fart! I'm very very charming! Really really huuuuuge! You are Bob Cratchit! And I am Mr. Scrooge!
When I have a bad hair day I wear a Chinese baseball cap Fooling you is child's play! You're fired! You are crap! I'm the savior of mankind! I'm a self-made man! I'm a legend in my mind! You eat beans from a can!
I control you mind Defecate on your soul You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control
I refuse to do Republican debates I'm just gonna swear I am really really great! You might think that you are great But I am greater! I'm your master debater! Your master debater
I control you mind Defecate on your soul You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control You allow me to hypnotize You are under my control
I fell asleep last night Without you by my side I don’t know where you go Would you stop if I said no? Do you worry about leaving clues Don’t you know I always knew You say I’m your only one What you mean is I’m just for fun
Now let's just be kind Baby it’s our goodbye time
Tomorrow you’ll say hello With one more guilty smile to show You just call when you're hot And forget me when you’re not Sure I love you just the same We both like those nighttime games Don’t pretend we’ve just begun When we know we’re almost done
Our love just don’t rhyme Baby it’s our goodbye time
So let’s stop playing around Kiss once more and then climb down Those stairs without flights The path that shines no light If you want to be free Go on swim strong into the sea I don’t mind being alone Don’t need your heart against my own
Now let's just be kind Our love just don’t rhyme Baby it’s goodbye time Good luck goodnight Baby it’s our goodbye time Goodbye time Goodbye time
Red light lovin nearly stopped my heart Sixty-two seconds of braking apart I looked at you, you smiled so sweet I wondered if you felt lonesomely Like me, on that dirty city street
That red light lovin nearly two years ago Still washes over me, I don't know I sometimes wonder what could have been Married with kids, or just living in sin Today, could our lights still shine on in?
Is red light lovin just a traffic crush? Intersections of loss and lust? Fueled by fears and unspent tears Do we play it safe for too many years? Did you, too, see an angel disappear?
I buckle up each morning at eight O five And blend into the rush of a million caffeine drives Racing to get to where even rats won't go A prison of steel roll real slow Looking for a secret shadow show
Our red light lovin never turned to green You sent me signals, but I was just nineteen Too young to know I should have looked again One last time to swap adrenalin Or say goodbye in the heat of a Hollywood Tuesday
Stop light, red glow, you're there, then you go Look out your window, you going my way? Want to share my ride on the passenger side? I don't like to say it but I do it everyday I'm red light lovin my life away
I don't like to say it but I do it everyday I'm red light lovin my life away
Copyright 2005 John Lopker.
I was just eighteen when I met the end Missed my bus and lost the plot I was holding a pistol to my head Praying for the strength to take a shot
I'd planned for months for this last day When I'd wake up and take my father's gun And end this game that I can’t play I’m done and I don’t care who lost or won
I’m older now, and I sing with you A simple song of grace Will you sing it too and see it through Or leave without a trace?
I don’t fit in, can’t climb those hills See no future no place to step down It’s not the weight but the speed that kills I can’t swim the river and I can’t get around
My bones are bending my fingers bleeding I tried and tried to get in the flow I just want to be me not something your reading My hand says yes but my heart says no, no, no
I’m older now and I sing with you A simple song of grace Will you sing it too and see it through Or leave without a trace?
I was ready to shoot that ball of lead When I heard a voice crying out with me You heard my prayers to be done and dead Then you held me tight and mostly disagreed
You said: Wait! Don't you think it's odd That you’re the only one feeling so unsure? Be yourself, forget your fancy façade Don’ fix it, it’s not broken and can’t be cured
I’m older now and I sing with you A simple song of grace Will you sing it too and see it through? Be strong and take your place Be strong and take your place Be strong and take your place
This one’s for the funeral of the late American Dream Cause of death determined to be the Wall Street Machine
This one’s for the family trying to make ends meet And the old man in the shadow living on the street
This one’s for the weary and the workers on the line Ain't no hero coming gotta help yourself this time
American Dream in your grave On our knees we will be brave Rest In Peace, American Dream
This one’s for the soldier fighting a foreign war And the patriot shopping at the local big box store
This one’s for the graduate buried in student debt Living with the folks looking for jobs they can’t get
This one’s for the sinner, the saint, and all the rest Ain't no savior coming gonna have to do our best
American Dream in your grave On our knees we will be brave Rest In Peace, American Dream
This one’s for the 1 percent who gladly spare a dime And know their bread is buttered by the good old 99
This one’s for the rebel blinded by the rain Fighting to be heard and see the dragon slain
This one’s for the wounded, the wicked, and the wise Ain't no help a coming, it’s time for us to rise
American Dream in your grave On our knees we will be brave Rest In Peace, American Dream Rest In Peace, American Dream
I once believed in the USA With liberty and justice for all Or at least for most And that's pretty close But the number is starting to fall
I once believed a patriot He was one of the chosen few Who fly the same flag And proudly brag That we are better than you
I once believed in mermaids Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny Then I got wise to all of them lies Except for the Tooth Fairy's money
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony
I once believed a preacher He told me to tithe ten percent So I gave him eleven For my ticket to heaven Now I just can't forget to repent
I once believed my cable news Was totally balanced and fair They sounded so certain But behind the curtain Lies the wizard of doctrinaires
I once believed a general Crossing a crumbling bridge The gas main was leaking As he was speaking Of a new enemy coming over the ridge
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony I dream of you and me Singing silent harmony I dream of you and me Singing silent harmony
I once believed in the USA With liberty and justice for all Or at least for most And that's pretty close But the number is starting to fall
I once believed a patriot He was one of the chosen few Who fly the same flag And proudly brag That we are better than you
I once believed in mermaids Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny Then I got wise to all of them lies Except for the Tooth Fairy's money
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony
I once believed a preacher He told me to tithe ten percent So I gave him eleven For my ticket to heaven Now I just can't forget to repent
I once believed my cable news Was totally balanced and fair They sounded so certain But behind the curtain Lies the wizard of doctrinaires
I once believed a general Crossing a crumbling bridge The gas main was leaking As he was speaking Of a new enemy coming over the ridge
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony I dream of you and me Singing silent harmony I dream of you and me Singing silent harmony
Red light luvin nearly stopped my heart Sixty-two seconds of braking apart I looked at you, you smiled so sweet I wondered if you felt lonesomely Like me, on that dirty city street
That red light luvin nearly two years ago Still washes over me, I don't know I sometimes wonder what could have been Married with kids, or just living in sin Today, could our lights still shine on in?
Is red light luvin just a traffic crush? Intersections of loss and lust? Fueled by fears and unspent tears Do we play it safe for too many years? Did you, too, see an angel disappear?
I buckle up each morning at eight O five And blend into the rush of a million caffeine drives Racing to get to where even rats won't go A prison of steel rolls real slow Looking for a secret shadow show
Our red light luvin never turned to green You sent me signals, but I was just nineteen Too young to know I should have looked again One last time to swap adrenalin Or say goodbye in the heat of a Hollywood Tuesday
Stop light, red glow, you're there, then you go Look out your window, you going my way? Want to share my ride on the passenger side? I don't like to say it but I do it everyday I'm red light luvin my life away
I don't like to say it but I do it everyday I'm red light luvin my life away
You can hear its descent into madness as it flips from English to its native satanic dialect. Or is that German? Mix by John Lopker. Music by Keosz. PUBLIC DOMAIN
Get the hell out of our sight Go back to where you came from You don't fool us, Donny Christ You're Lucifer's only son You suck up all our energyYou lie and cheat and stealYou trick us oh so cleverlyPretending you can feelWe're so tired of seeing your face So sick of hearing your voice As you seduce and infatuateThe MAGA girls and boys Get the hell out of our sight Go back to where you came from You don't fool us, Donny Christ You're Lucifer's only son Do you think we're stupid? Don't you know we know When your lips are movin' Your hypnotizing MAGA folks You slithered out from your hole In search of power and treasureYou ruined America, now you want moWe say: NO NO NO NOT EVER Get the hell out of our sight Go back to where you came from You don't fool us, Donny Christ You're Lucifer's only son Lucifer's Only Son, Lucifer's Only Son
Fathers shoot daughters Another day in America Guns blazing from both cars Road Rage Militia Fathers shoot daughters Under the 2nd Amendment Fathers shoot daughters As our forefathers intended Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Gun Lovers of America Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Road Rage Militia Fathers shoot pistols To protect their little girlsTwo bloody bullet holes The girls get in returnOnly one thing can stop The Road Rage Militia Good girls with guns POP POP POP Good girls ready to kill ya Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow PowGun Lovers of AmericaBang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Road Rage Militia Road Rage Militia Road Rage Militia
Fathers shoot daughters Another day in America Guns blazing from both cars Road Rage Militia Fathers shoot daughters Under the 2nd Amendment Fathers shoot daughters As our forefathers intended Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Gun Lovers of America Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Road Rage Militia Fathers shoot pistols To protect their little girlsTwo bloody bullet holes The girls get in returnOnly one thing can stop The Road Rage Militia Good girls with guns POP POP POP Good girls ready to kill ya Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow PowGun Lovers of AmericaBang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Road Rage Militia Road Rage Militia Road Rage Militia
Dear Dalai Lama,I hope you will read this letter I hope you will hear our cry I hope you will try to do better Before we all say goodbye Underneath your flowing robes You're just a human being Like all of us regular folks And all the souls preceding Dear Dalai Lama Please don't kiss our children Don't push their hand into your lap Those are not holy functions Please don't do that Underneath your divine title Your Holiness is just a man Living out your carbon cycle Like everyone since time began In closing, may I ask a favor? To remind yourself every day We cannot escape our nature We can only choose a different way I hope you will read this letter I hope you will hear our cry I hope you will try to do better Before we all say goodbye Dear Dalai Lama Dear Dalai Lama Dear Dalai Lama Goodnight
Who are these men? Hurting our children Hiding behind religionDemanding your confessionIt's time to indict The Catholic Crime Family Time to fight Arrest them all especially The mob boss dressed in white With a cloth upon his head Let's put them all in jail tonight Shove their face into the bed The abuser, the protector And they who look the other wayCruel Catholic Men Now you're gonna pay Cruel Catholic Men Hurting our children Protected by the Church In the business of religionCruel Catholic Men Cruel Catholic Men Cruel Catholic Men Who are these men? Hurting our children Hiding behind religion Demanding your confession Cruel Catholic Men Cruel Catholic Men Cruel Catholic Men
One school for the White One school for the Black Until 1959 When four girls said "NO" to that Ruby and the McDonogh three Woke up for their first school day Put on a dress , brushed their teethAnd changed the American way In the Fall of 1960 In the town of New Orleans Those six year olds so bravely Enforced Amendment Fourteen Every morning they walked to school Escorted by men in suitsFederal marshals in leather shoesProtecting those studentsPeople threw stones and fruit Shouted and called them names Screamed slurs at those girlsDetermined to break their chainsBreak their chains Break their chains White boys and girls stayed home Ruby and the McDonogh ThreeAttended class all aloneTaught by teachers courageously Gradually more students enrolled Slowly America embracedFreedom for all as our goalTreated equal no matter our race No No No No No matter our race One school for the White One school for the Black Until 1959 When four girls said "NO" to that Everybody began to see Their beauty and integrityRuby and the McDonogh ThreeOpened our hearts, changed historyIn the Fall of 1960 In the town of New Orleans Those six year olds so bravely Enforced Amendment Fourteen
Michelangelo made you perfectFrom a single block of stone David you're beautiful and correct You muscles, your skin, your bones Now parents in Tallahassee Want to cancel and cover you They see you as pornography Yeah Dave, they really do But please don't take it personally They're just protecting their children They prefer guns and violence To statues without pants David, you're so brave and fine 600 years you stand tallReady to fight Goliath In that great Biblical brawl Your eyes full of fire 38Your buttocks clenched so tight You wear the perfect attire For that great mythical fight But next time you fight Goliath Cover you penis, your balls,and assThe bullies of Tallahassee 4Don't like statues without pants Statues without pantsStatues without pants
Bobo dropped out of high school With a baby in her belly17 years laterHer child made babyA grandma at 36Just like her momGigi Lauren BoebertSo proud of her sonA divine impregnation Her boy's a macho manRiding bareback with his gunHe's a big bad MAGA dad Bobo's so excited One more bun in the ovenThe pregnant girl so scaredOf the consequences to comeBobo opposes sex education Condoms should never mentionedOvulation cycles way too dirtyBabymaking should be unintendedThe ultra MAGA granny Dictating to the nationOur teens do not learnThe basics of conceptionBobo's so excited One more bun in the ovenThe pregnant girl so scaredOf the consequences to comeConsequences to comeConsequences to comeA divine impregnation Her boy's a macho manRiding bareback with his gunHe's a big bad MAGA dad Bobo's so excited One more bun in the ovenThe pregnant girl so scaredOf the consequences to comeConsequences to comeConsequences to come
Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy A man so well endowed Before his date with MTGThe story all began With his hunger for powerHe wanted it so badly To sit upon that towerOh how he lusted to beSpeaker of the HouseHe wanted it so muchThe only thing that arousedFinally came the day To fulfill his fantasyAll he had to doWas surrender to the crazyA deal he did make With the butcher MarjorieNow he's the Speaker Kevin McCarthy A man so well endowed Before the whack of MTGShe flushed it down the toilet All the way to the sea He looked at her and cried His face white as a sheetHe said: "Please, don't tell my wife."How I earned your vote to speakShe laughed and took his other hand Put it on her knee She said: "Your my self-gelded man" Kevin McCarthy Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy Your my self-gelded man, Kevin McCarthy
There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin' grinThe turds tumble Food for disgruntledInvoluntary virginsTrousers unbuckledAbout a half hour in The diarrhea beginsSplatters the boysLaughing with joyWhen the show is over Everybody feels betterThat big pile of pooIs blamed on youOn the enemyOn the otherAll of THEMOf another colorTHEY are to blame Says the defecatorLook what THEY did!Claims the hypnotatorTHEY are the causeOf all our afflictionsTHEY are to blameWe are the victims!There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin grinTHEY are the cause Of all our afflictionsTHEY are to blameWe are the victimsThere’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin grinTHEY are the cause Of all our afflictionsTHEY are to blameWe are the victims
There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin' grinThe turds tumble Food for disgruntledInvoluntary virginsTrousers unbuckledAbout a half hour in The diarrhea beginsSplatters the boysLaughing with joyWhen the show is over Everybody feels betterThat big pile of pooIs blamed on youOn the enemyOn the otherAll of THEMOf another colorTHEY are to blame Says the defecatorLook what THEY did!Claims the hypnotatorTHEY are the causeOf all our afflictionsTHEY are to blameWe are the victims!There’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin grinTHEY are the cause Of all our afflictionsTHEY are to blameWe are the victimsThere’s a pile of poo In the middle of the roomYou can see it every dayOn the comic tubeTake a sip of coffeeDefecation beginsPretty soon you’ll seeThat shit eatin grinTHEY are the cause Of all our afflictionsTHEY are to blameWe are the victims
There's a special place in heavenFor the TrumpVangelicalSo said the holy manOn the day the angels fellIt's easy to get inJust sell your soul to himYou can buy it back anytimeBut you'll never own it again A special place in heavenNext to Judas and JezebelFar away from JesusUnderneath the Trump HotelYou can take the stairwayOr ride the escalator downOnly if your white or beigeNo yellow, black, or brownA place for the pretenderThe imposter and the fakerThe pious masqueraderAnd blessed wedding bakerFar away from the MuslimThe Jew and UnbelieverFar away from the OtherThe Buddha and the DreamerIt's the Promised PlaceWhere everyone agreesOn the power of one raceAnd one one reality[REPEAT 1 and 2]
Don't ever tell me what to doDon't you dare tread on meI will do whatever I want toLive my life totally freeMe Me Me Me, my sweet libertyDon't talk to me about empathyFrankly, I don't give a damnMy feelings are all for meEverybody else is secondhandI look out for number oneThat's what I call freedumbMe Me Me Me Me Me MeMe Myself and IMe Me Me Me Me Me MeLive Free or DieEnough about you, let's talk about meMy sweet libertyWe don't need no democracyWe don't need the rule of lawJust give me everything I needAnd whatever the hell I wantI look out for number oneThat's what I call freedumbI don't care about the common goodI don't care about societyI don't do what I shouldI do what's good for meSpecial little selfish meTo hell with you and humanityMe Me Me Me Me Me MeMe Myself and IMe Me Me Me Me Me MeLive Free or DieEnough about you, let's talk about meMy sweet liberty, My sweet libertyMy sweet liberty
There are no white cops There are no black cops They are all one raceAnd that race is cop Some use their fistSome use their feetSome use a stickSome pretend not to seeAre they criminals or cops?Gangbangers in blue The rot start from the topIn the court of the kangarooThere's many good copsAnd some bad ones But only a few that will stopThe beating of your sonThe beating of your son
A six year old got a gun He shot his teacher Where did it happen? USA, the gun death leader We got more guns than people More bullets than brains Stupidity so lethal Have we all gone insane? 40,000 gun deaths every year More than a half suicides So easy to kill yourself With that gun by your side So easy to feel powerful With that gun in your hand Stop making stupid people famous In this bloody gun fetish fantasyland We do nothing as the bodies fall Blood dripping down the wallsWe do nothing as our empire falls Thoughts and prayers That's about all Falling, falling, falling Under the weight of our stupidity Suffocated by hubris Paralyzed by rigidity So silly, so stupid Falling, falling, falling The gun nuts won The NRA won The Six Shooter won Rigor mortis begun Falling, falling, falling We are done
Not enough space here to list all the shit this guy lies about, but most of all, where did he get his money, and why is he a congressman?
Fairytales become trueWhen you learn to deceiveThat's just what they doThe George Santos PartyWhere did all the money come from?Who created George Santos?Who is behind the Santos fraud?Who purchased a seat in Congress?Fantasies become realDetached from the factsJust depends how you feelWho's scratching your backThe George Santos PartyPropaganda machineLiars, cheaters, and theivesReality refugeesPower, money, fameAbsolutely no shame
Have you no shame?Have you no honor?What is your real name?Who is your father?What is your game?Who do you work for?Why do you praise Putin's evil war?How did you get your money?You've "been to Moscow many times"Are you an asset or an agent?Why you defend Putin's crimesWho are you, really, George?What is your true identity?Did Russia create it for you?Did Putin purchase you cheaply?Where did you learn to cheat and lie?From the MAGA School of Deception?Where did you learn to turn against AmericaFrom the Moscow School of Re-education?Comrade SantosYou are a liarNobody can trust youWe are sick and tiredOf fibbers and foolsFakers like youRussian toolsIn the Capitol zooHave you no shame?Have you no honor?What is your real name?Who is your father?
Have you no shame?Have you no honor?What is your real name?Who is your father?What is your game?Who do you work for?Why do you praise Putin's evil war?How did you get your money?You've "been to Moscow many times"Are you an asset or an agent?Why you defend Putin's crimesWho are you, really, George?What is your true identity?Did Russia create it for you?Did Putin purchase you cheaply?Where did you learn to cheat and lie?From the MAGA School of Deception?Where did you learn to turn against AmericaFrom the Moscow School of Re-education?Comrade SantosYou are a liarNobody can trust youWe are sick and tiredOf fibbers and foolsFakers like youRussian toolsIn the Capitol zooHave you no shame?Have you no honor?What is your real name?Who is your father?
Trump KKKrazy DinnerCopyright 2022 John Lopker. CC-BY-NCWhat's the big deal? Why are we surprised? He loves Krazies And with them he dines Americans elected that That Loser Krazy lover And America may Never ever recover What a shame What a waste To be taken down by A Schmuck A loser who loves Krazies Oh WTF What's the big deal? Why are we surprised? He loves Krazies And with them he dines
Helter Skelter HelpersCopyright 2022 John Lopker. CC-BY-NCEvery tyrant needs his cowards To look the other way Go along with the heard Shout his slogans and his praise When you see bad things Look for the helpers People assisting The Helter Skelter Look for the sociopaths With zero empathy Destroying whatever Makes 'em unhappy Look for the stupid Guided by emotions More like lizards Than thinking humans Look for the sheep Following their faith Loyal to their tribe All others they hate Look for the greedy Guided by money In love with stuff Morality mushy When you see bad things Look for the helpers Helter Skelter Helpers Helter Skelter Helpers Helter Skelter Helpers
Elmo in the driver's seat Of the Twitter Crash Test Car Everybody jumpin' out To see the fire from afar LOL he tweeted As he sped to the wall A smiley face with crying eyes Was the last thing that we saw
And that was it, goodbye Twitter Rest In Peace my friend Elmo killed that little blue bird What the hell did he intend? Coding Efficiency Zero Leadership negative five Why did that boy Elmo Not keep that bird alive?
Space Karen, Supreme Parasite Petulant Pimple on the face of Pride Ignorance, hubris, stupidity collide Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Rest In Peace Twitter No autopsy necessary Cause of Death: Hardcore Chaos And ignorance a-plenty In attendance at the funeral Icarus and Bellerophon Ajax, Achilles Dunning Kruger and Kardashian
Space Karen, Supreme Parasite Petulant Pimple on the face of Pride Ignorance, hubris, stupidity collide Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride Elmo took that little blue bird for a ride
Herschel Walker said: “I don’t want to be a vampire any more. I want to be a werewolf.”
Herschel talks; the men shake their heads, women weep, and the little boy shouts into the abyss, all alone, at last.
Herschel Junior Walker is a Former football player who believes he is like Riggy Bottom. Walker opposes abortion with no exceptions UNLESS he is the father.
Masha, look what you begun You ignited a New Revolution We fight for you and everyone To be free from pious oppression
The people demand Freedom from religion Liberty, equality, democracy Women, life, freedom We fight our New Revolution
Masha, listen to our battle cry We shout and sing for you For you and everyone we fight Against the sanctimonious few
Religion's like saliva Best kept in your mouth Religion's like underwear Best kept under your pants Religion is personal Incredible emotional Religion's like a secret Best kept to yourself
The people demand Freedom from religion Liberty, equality, democracy Women, life, freedom We fight our New Revolution We fight our New Revolution We fight our New Revolution
Toss a turban Take a chance Give the mullah A reason to dance Toss a turban Have some fun Toss a turban Everyone
Toss a turban Don't be shy Toss a turban See it fly Toss a turban Into the abyss Toss a turban You can't miss
Toss a turban Toss theocracy Toss a turban Into infinity Toss a turban Fling the regime Toss Khomeini Live bold and free
Dear Improper Dictator The People of Iran Are chasing you down The people find you guilty Of gross impropriety We're done with your regime The People are Supreme Your punishment will be The same as Masha Amani
You surveil us improperly You jail us improperly You torture us improperly You murder us improperly We're done with your regime The People are Supreme
You terrorize improperly You amputate improperly You brutalize improperly You decapitate improperly
Dear Improper Dictator We're done with your regime The People are Supreme Your punishment will be The same as Masha Amani The People are Supreme We're done with your regime The People are Supreme We're done with your regime The People are Supreme
Women Life Liberty Persian people so happy When everybody's free Of Testosterone Tyranny
Stand with women Stand with men Stand with Iran Our people and our friends
Stop the brutality Stop the oppression Jin, Jiyan, Azadi Women Life Freedom
No more dictators No more theocracy No more holy wars Against humanity
Women Life Liberty Persian people so happy When everybody's free Of testosterone tyranny Testosterone tyranny Testosterone Testosterone Tyranny
The people of Iran and the people of Ukraine are friends. We are all fighting for freedom. Our leaders are the only problem. And we will not obey. The people are now supreme.
Copyright 2022 John Lopker. CC-BY-NC
Dear Inferior Leader The People are now Supreme We have just begun You, Little One, are done Women, life, freedom We are not afraid The People are united We will not obey We will not obey
You force the hijab on women To show power over them You say it's all for modesty There you go lying again If the hijab is legit Then put one on your head And if you let it slip We'll beat you till your dead
Dear Inferior Leader The People are now Supreme We have just begun You, Little One, are done You, Little One, are done
You sell drones to Putin Khuylo Bombing our friends in Ukraine You tell the world you don't You cowards without shame If you like to see the drones fly Send them to your homes Let the drones fill the sky With your testosterone
Women, life, freedom We are not afraid The People are united We will not obey We will not obey We will not obey
Elnaz the Champion Elnaz the Hero The power of one To change tomorrow Happy and free To control our destiny Elnaz the Champion You and Me
OMG there's a ponytail Arrest that girl! Beat her into submission
OMG there's a dirty beard Bless that man Praise the authoritarian
She disobeys the rules Of holy mullah men Old farts and fools Elnaz the Champion The revolution is televised The people are pissed The citizens rise With our voice and our fist
Elnaz the Champion Elnaz the Hero The power of one To change tomorrow Happy and free To control our destiny Elnaz the Champion You and me
If you're not extremely white Please get out of town That siren is for you All you Red, Yellow, Black, and Brown
That siren blows at 6PM As a kindly reminder To all you colored citizens All you outsiders
When you hear that siren sound You're visiting rights are over You better get out by sundown That's what that siren's for
Sundown Town Sundown Town
In the year 2022 That siren still goes off Under the red, white, & blue It's just something we can't stop
We talk about tradition We talk about honor Talk about everything But the ugly Sundowner
Sundown Town Sundown Town Sundown Town
I'm HerShall Walker I wanna tell you what to do I'm HerShall Walker I want power over you Do as I say not as I do Remember to pray To the one telling you To me, myself, and I
Your life is secondary To my lust for power I wanna be a senator I wanna sit in that tower Me, myself, and...
I'm gonna tell you what to do I'm gonna show you my badge I'm gonna make it so hard on you Tell me, who's your daddy? There'll be no exceptions For the health of your mother For rape or incest Ten year olds or any other
Oh, wait! Let me say My rules won't apply To females I impregnate To me, myself, or I
I'm HerShall Walker And there's a MeShall Exception Cause I'm stupid famous And crazy about conception Oh yeah, that's what I say My rules won't apply To females I impregnate To me, myself, or I
I'm HerShall Walker I wanna tell you what to do I'm HerShall Walker I want power over you
I felt like something was missing Something I needed to find Looked everywhere but forgetting To gaze into my mind
Tried to find it in a Lamborghini A Corvette and Tesla or two But they all broke down just like me They were missing some bolts and screws
Tried to fix it on the internet Tik Toking and Tweeting so sweet They liked the way I made them forget They're all missing it just like me
Food, sex, exercise Television, shopping, video games Pretty nice for a temporary high But so hard to break those chains
Then it happened one fine day Things got really atrocious That's when I found a way I found it through hypnosis
I traveled deep into my mind And found an ally by my side My other half, so happy to find My best friend while hypnotized
I finally found what I missed Now I got Hypnosis Bliss Now I got Hypnosis Bliss Now I got Hypnosis Bliss
My hijab is for me To wear if I want to Your hijab is completely Also up to you
Men are not our master Women are not their slave Women are not their captor We will break our chain
My hijab is for me To wear if I want to Your hijab is completely Also up to you
If they can't control their penis When they see our lovely hair That's their problem, not ours Don't tell us what to wear
If they can't control their urges Go stick it in a melon There's plenty of virgins In the cantaloupe section
Men are not our master Women are not their slave Women are not their captor We will break our chain We will break our chain We will break our chain
Bye-bye dictator Don't tell us what to do Bye-bye dictator We coming after you
Power to the people We are in command Down with evil Authoritarians
Masha Amini
Bye-bye Khamenei You're not the boss of me We don't need police To teach morality
Down with Khamenei No more Shah No more Mullahs We are all Masha Masha Amini Masha Amini Masha Amini
You say you love your country A patriot you claim to be You conspire with our enemy Amerilago Quisling
You betray the USA Attack our friends Give our secrets away We'll get you in the end Amerilago Quisling
You fawn upon the wicked Collaborate in their designs You help them conquer us Amplify their lies Amerilago Quisling Why? Why? Why?
Are you compromised? Do they know your secret? What are you afraid to lose? Are you acting under threat?
Why? Why? Why? Amerilago Quisling Amerilago Quisling
Arredondo go We don't want you anymore You failed to keep us safe We can't stand to see your face Arredondo go
We hate to hear your voice Complaining about your job Now you're unemployed We don't want you as our cop
You don't deserve to wear the blue You defend yourself not the school You're just another bureaucrat Holding out your pension hat
You refuse to apologize For all the people who died Uvalde got what we desired Arredondo YOU'RE FIRED
Arredondo go Arredondo go We don't want you anymore Arredondo Go
Did he suck your brain into his giant bamboozle? It's really huge. Bamboozle - swindle Bamboozle - deceive Bamboozle - victimize Bamboozle - Trumpitize He bamboozles beautifully. He's the best bamboozler ever. It's really, really huge.
Bamboozle He bamboozled me He bamboozled you He bamboozled us Painful but true Bamboozle / SCAM
Bamboozled Timothy, Karen, and Roxanne Jeremy, Tiffany, Jenny and the band Bamboozled Aunt Mary, Little Joe, and Uncle Tom Brothers, sisters, dads, and moms / POPPYCOCK
Bamboozled those with fanatical brains Bamboozled those with more money to gain Bamboozled evangelicals, the wicked, and the holy Bamboozled some fast and some more slowly
Bamboozle / DELUSION Bamboozled me Bamboozled you Bamboozled us Painful but true
Bamboozle Did he suck your brain into his giant bamboozle? Bamboozle
The doctor will not treat you For the miscarriage you suffer There's nothing we can do For Emergency Room mothers The state controls your health care More specifically, the Church Hospitals do not dare Let the doctor put you first
Good bye. You're going home That's what the lawyers say You can suffer all alone Until you skin turns gray Goodbye. Don't come back Until your temperature's 105 Wait until your blood turns black And you're barely alive
When you're sick enough to treat When you're close enough to death When you say pretty please With your last stinking breath When you scream in pain And bleed fast enough When you circle the drain And pray to the Man above
Then maybe we will treat you For the miscarriage you suffer Wait til your face turns blue Emergency Room mother
When you're sick enough to treat When you're close enough to death When you say pretty please With your last stinking breath When you scream in pain And bleed fast enough When you circle the drain And pray to the Man above
Then maybe we will treat you For the miscarriage you suffer When there's nothing we can do For the Emergency! Emergency! Emergency! Emergency room mother Emergency room mother Emergency room mother
In 1945 we said no more genocide Never Again But now it's happenin' It's happenin' again He's killing Ukrainians We will stop him We will fight and we will win
No no no no no genocide Never ever ever ever ever ever again We will fight and we will win We will stop Putin We will fight and we will win We will fight and we will win We will fight and we will win We will fight and we will win
In 1945 we said no more genocide Never Again But now it's happenin' It's happenin' again He's killing Ukrainians We will stop him We will fight and we will win
In 1945 we said no more genocide Never Again But now it's happenin' It's happenin' again He's killing Ukranians We will stop him We will fight and we will win
Good morning sir Breakfast is served An omelette, toast, and jelly But first I must tell you And I hope you don't worry Your taster is in New Delhi
Coffee after that You're getting too fat And your face looks like the moon Oh yeah, he'll be back soon Please relax and enjoy your food Good Lord, who would want to fix for you?
For dinner we have sturgeon With lemon and butter Caviar, sausage and pork Yeah, he's a little late He stopped in New York Please, don't worry, Good Lord! Don't worry, Good Lord!
Mother Putin can you see what's going on? Come back and help us with your son He needs to feel his mother's love Come back and stop what you begun
Let him feel your warm embrace Your kisses upon his face Bury his head between your breasts Come back please for this one request
Let him feel your hands around his neck Your slap upside his head Bury your boot between his buttocks Come back please for all of us
Mother Putin you gave us an evil little boy Living without love, without joy He grew into an evil old man Come back and stop what you began
Go home, no vodka here Go home, go away Go home, leave us alone Glory to Ukraine
Go back to Russia Your enemy is there The mobster Putin Your Russian Bear
Stop Evil, Stop the War Putin's who you're looking for
Go home, go away Glory to Ukraine Go home, go away Glory to Ukraine
Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute force That's all he understands
The beast cannot be talked to The beast cannot be reasoned with He understands only force And that's what he'll get
Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute force That's all he understands
Drive the beast into his cage Drive the beast into his cage Drive the beast into his cage
Mobsters gonna mob Criminals gonna crime Killers gonna to kill Dictators genocide
Bullys gonna bully Monsters gonna terrorize Ain't nobody free From the Evil in his eyes
Russians gonna revolt Russians gonna rebel Soldiers coming home Dictators going to hell Dictators going to hell
Dictator Puty Time to lie in your bed Time for your bunker And a pillow for your head Your work is all done Your destiny complete Now it's time to sleep
Come on Puty Come to your bed Your heart, you know Is already dead
Good Russian people Built a bunker for you With a sheet and a pillow For old Puty Poo Dictator Puty Time to lie in your bed Time for your bunker And a pillow for your head
Come on Puty Come to your bed Your heart, you know Is already dead Your work is done Your destiny complete Now it's time to sleep Now it's time to sleep
Dictator Puty Time to lie in your bed Time for your bunker And a pillow for your head Your work is all done Your destiny complete Now it's time to sleep
Come on Puty Come to your bed Your heart, you know Is already dead
Good Russian people Built a bunker for you With a sheet and a pillow For old Puty Poo Dictator Puty Time to lie in your bed Time for your bunker And a pillow for your head
Come on Puty Come to your bed Your heart, you know Is already dead Your work is done Your destiny complete Now it's time to sleep Now it's time to sleep
Everybody got problems Everybody like to complain Relax, you're OK Unless you're living in Ukraine
Unless EVIL is attacking you Reducing your country to rubble Bombing your home Destroying your city Now that's real trouble
Unless Evil is hunting you PUTINIZING YOUR LIFE Relax, you're OK for today
Unless EVIL is exterminating you Killing everything in sight Shooting your friends and family Once again, Genocide
Unless Evil is murdering you PUTINIZING YOUR LIFE Relax, you're OK for today
I want to die in my bed That's what the grandma said Unless I can find a Russian boy To die for me instead
He can try to kill me first But I got a rifle in my hand And Russian boys are cursed For invading Ukraine land
The only way to save your soul Is to join the Ukraine fight Turn your gun on your Russian bros Then sleep next to her tonight Next to her tonight Sleep next to her tonight
Who the hell are you? Russian said the soldier What are F you doing here? Come to kill you, he told her
From this moment you are cursed Let me give you something first Take these sunflower seeds Put them in your pocket So when you die in the weeds Flowers grow where you rotted
You came to my land With all your guns Uninvited, you understand? You're the enemy A dead guy walkin' That's what she told the man
From this moment you are cursed Let me give you something first Take these sunflower seeds Put them in your pocket Soon you'll lie in the earth below We'll soon see your flower grow
To be or not to be That is the question To be or not to be The answer is
Ukraine to be Freedom to be Love to be Peace to be Freedom not slavery Love not hate Peace not war It's not too late
We will fight and we will win Ukraine to be Free We will fight and we will win Ukraine to be Free We will fight and we will win Ukraine to be Free
You got to love that Ukraine Waterfall When you hear the waterfall It's already too late He hears it getting louder As he invades Ukraine
The roar of the waterfall Getting very very near Louder and louder In the little tyrant's ears
Ukraine waterfall Roaring tranquility Swallowing evil Bringing peace
Ukraine waterfall Roaring tranquility Swallowing evil, finally You got to love that Ukraine Waterfall
He needs ammo not a ride The free world by his side He fights for you and me He’s a man of integrity We love that man That Mensch Zelensky!
He got courage, he got soul Crushing EVIL is his goal He’s a hero and he’s funny He's a man of integrity We love that man That Mensch Zelensky! We love that Mensch Zelensky! We love that Mensch Zelensky!
You comb over your hair Girdle your belly fat Elevate your footwear Put a diaper on your ass I know you're hurting bad But don't be a putz Donny, don't put your pain on us
You spoke of making America great We all know what you meant You stoke the fires of fear and hate Anger and contempt You promised American carnage You gave us so much more Crazy stupid chaos Cult of civil war
Psychopath, monster Scammer, fraudster Cheater, swindler Mobster, imposter Big ass fake Always on the take A scumbag, a schmuck Donny, don't push your god damn luck
You're a loser and a liar With evil you conspire As a toddler you got stuck Donny, don't put your pain Donny, don't put your pain Donny, don't put your pain on us
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
Songs about the randomness and mystery of life on earth. How fast it goes. How moments become special. How we overvalue some things, and undervalue the best.
The Supreme Stench of America A theocracy not a court The Taliban of America Rotten to the core
This is not a nightmare From nightmares you wake up This is our reality Doomed by a court corrupt
You can smell it across the USA You can smell it around the earth All across the Milky Way And throughout the universe
Our little spaceship earth Hotter and hotter and hotter We will get what we deserve Foolish little earthling squatters
The Supreme Stench of America A theocracy not a court The Taliban of America Rotten to the core
You can smell it across the USA You can smell it around the earth All across the Milky Way And throughout the universe We will get what we deserve We will get what we deserve
Dicky was feeling extra rapey When the Extreme Court dropped the bomb Oh My God, now he can make a baby He can even choose the mom!
Dicky always wanted to be a Dad But his victims did not agree Always made him feel so sad When the women chose to clean
Dicky gonna make some children Thank you TrumpVangelicals Thank you American Taliban Dicky making some boys and girls
Dicky gonna hunt for a wife Pick a mother for his child Pack his rope and knife Pray to God and smile
Thank You Jesus! Thank You Lord! Thank you Supreme Taliban Court Dicky's gonna be a Daddy Mother, don't you dare abort
Thank You Jesus! Thank You Lord! Thank you Supreme Taliban Court Dicky's gonna be a Daddy Mother, don't you dare abort Mother, don't you dare abort Mother, don't you dare abort
Dicky's gonna be a Daddy Mother, don't you dare abort
Only 10 years old Ohio said she can't Only 10 years old Raped and pregnant
Ohio told her no No No No Ohio told the 10 year old They told her:
"Little girl be happy It's a blessing in disguise A golden opportunity Your participation prize Your body may not make it But you're certainly going to try Whatever doesn't kill you Makes you stronger all the time"
A time to be happy A blessing in disguise A golden opportunity Your participation prize
Only 10 years old Ohio told her no Ohio told her No No No
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
She’s too young to drive But old enough to bleed She got no place to hide When they want to plant their seed
And when it starts to grow She cannot say no Her body’s not her own, no no no
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
Then one day it killed her It got stuck inside her tube The government told her doctor There was nothing they could do
The doctor was arrested For trying to save her life The Supreme Court said That's for the government to decide
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
Her preacher is still preachin' About how she tempted them About that girl's deadly sin Against all the holy men
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
She’s too young to drive But old enough to bleed She got no place to hide When they want to plant their seed
And when it starts to grow She cannot say no Her body’s not her own, no no no
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
Then one day it killed her It got stuck inside her tube The government told her doctor There was nothing they could do
The doctor was arrested For trying to save her life The Supreme Court said That's for the government to decide
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
Her preacher is still preachin' About how she tempted them About that girl's deadly sin Against all the holy men
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
14 Ukraine Fight Songs by John Lopker. CC-BY license. Download free high quality WAV files at lopker.bandcamp.com/album/ukraine-fight-songs. GLORY TO UKRAINE
The senator was driving down A Kentucky country road Feeling very powerful For an 80 year old
He came to a fork in the road The sign said "KIDS OR KILLERS" He didn't know which way to go So he slowed down to consider
Kids or killers Children or guns Life or death Common sense or craziness
What will he do? Who will he choose? How about you? We got a lot to lose
Help the kids and hurt the killers That's what he will do Help the kids and hurt the killers That's what we will do
Kids or killers Children or guns Life or death Common sense or craziness
Kids or killers Kids or killers Kids or killers
Donald Trump will be gone one day Your dishonor will remain Your game will be over one day Your dishonor will remain
You sold your soul for power You tried to destroy democracy You're a traitor to the USA Your dishonor will remain
You helped him with his coup You played his game of Russian Roulette Americans will never forgive you We will never forget
Donald Trump will be gone one day Your dishonor will remain Your power will shut down one day Your dishonor will remain Your game will be over one day Your dishonor will remain Your life will be over one day Your dishonor will remain
Have you heard the story Of the Amazing Angeli? The mother from Uvalde And the incompetent police
Angeli drove 40 miles To save her two children Officers handcuffed her As Angeli tried to run
She ran to save her children As the cops tried to block her But nothing could stop Angeli From doing a mother's work
Big tough Texas macho men Tackled and tased the parents And when they removed her cuffs Angeli jumped the fence
She pulled her kids to safety Running hand in hand The cops got so damn angry She disobeyed their command
Now the cowards in uniform Threaten her with arrest For daring to tell the truth How the cops failed the test
And that's the story Of the Amazing Angeli The mother from Uvalde And the incompetent police
Good guys with guns Didn't save the children Big tough Texas macho men Didn't go in, didn't go in
Hiding in the hallway Scared they might get shot The bad guy slaughtered his prey While they waited for SWAT
Good guys with guns Didn't get it done Big tough Texas macho men Didn't save the children
Terrified of a teenage boy Big tough Texas macho men Afraid of the boy's new toy Didn't go in, didn't go in
Tick tock tick tock The time to act was NOW Commanded to stand down Should have gone in anyhow
Good guys with guns Didn't save the children Big tough Texas macho men Didn't go in, didn't go in
Good guys with guns Didn't save the children Good guys with guns Didn't get it done
There's a clerk out there somewhere Selling guns to boys and girls Raging with hormones And anger at the world
There's a clerk out there somewhere Selling guns to girls and boys Teenagers with a plan to kill To annihilate and destroy
American teenagers American boys and girls The best equipped mass killers In the whole wide world
There's a clerk out there somewhere Selling weapons of war To teenagers who kill children Killing is what they are for
Pow! Pow! Pow! Bang! Bang! Bang! That's the USA The good old USA Exceptional in every way
Pow! Pow! Pow! Bang! Bang! Bang! That's the way we roll That's the USA The good old USA
Uvalde Gun Clerk Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY-NC Feel free to perform/use the song but not change the lyrics. https://lopker.bandcamp.com/
Every time this happens Dead bodies are not seen The pictures that we show Always very clean
Show the bodies Show the children Show the god damn gun destruction
Show the bodies Show the blood Show us what our gun love does
Show the bodies Show the blood Show us what our lover does
Every time this happens We put dead bodies in a box The pictures that we show Are just for prayers and thoughts
Show the bodies one by one Right to life versus right to gun
Show the bodies show the blood Show us what our lover does
Abortion. Roe v Wade. Right to choose. Who owns the female body?
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
She’s too young to drive But old enough to bleed She got no place to hide When they want to plant their seed
And when it starts to grow She cannot say no Her body’s not her own, no no no
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
Then one day it killed her It got stuck inside her tube The government told her doctor There was nothing they could do
The doctor was arrested For trying to save her life The Supreme Court said That's for the government to decide
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
Her preacher is still preachin' About how she tempted them About that girl's deadly sin Against all the holy men
Abortion. Roe v Wade. Right to choose. Who owns the female body?
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
She’s too young to drive But old enough to bleed She got no place to hide When they want to plant their seed
And when it starts to grow She cannot say no Her body’s not her own, no no no
Her body’s not her own It belongs to all the men Belongs to the state To the government
Then one day it killed her It got stuck inside her tube The government told her doctor There was nothing they could do
The doctor was arrested For trying to save her life The Supreme Court said That's for the government to decide
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
Her preacher is still preachin' About how she tempted them About that girl's deadly sin Against all the holy men
She got a lovely headstone If you can find it in the weeds Says: "My Body's Now My Own In the Land of the Free"
Ukraine War Protest Song. Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY. Feel free to perform/use the song but not change lyrics.
Ukraine War Protest Song Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY Feel free to perform/use the song but not change the lyrics. Glory to Ukraine
In 1945 we said no more genocide Never Again But now it's happenin' It's happenin' again He's killing Ukrainians We will stop him We will fight and we will win
No no no no no genocide Never ever ever ever ever ever again We will fight and we will win We will stop Putin We will fight and we will win We will fight and we will win We will fight and we will win We will fight and we will win
In 1945 we said no more genocide Never Again But now it's happenin' It's happenin' again He's killing Ukrainians We will stop him We will fight and we will win
Everybody got problems Everybody like to complain Relax, you're OK Unless you're living in Ukraine
Unless EVIL is attacking you Reducing your country to rubble Bombing your home Destroying your city Now that's real trouble
Unless Evil is hunting you PUTINIZING YOUR LIFE Relax, you're OK for today
Unless EVIL is exterminating you Killing everything in sight Shooting your friends and family Once again, Genocide
Unless Evil is murdering you PUTINIZING YOUR LIFE Relax, you're OK for today
Mother Putin can you see what's going on? Come back and help us with your son He needs to feel his mother's love Come back and stop what you begun
Let him feel your warm embrace Your kisses upon his face Bury his head between your breasts Come back please for this one request
Let him feel your hands around his neck Your slap upside his head Bury your boot between his buttocks Come back please for all of us
Mother Putin you gave us an evil little boy Living without love, without joy He grew into an evil old man Come back and stop what you began
To be or not to be That is the question To be or not to be The answer is
Ukraine to be Freedom to be Love to be Peace to be Freedom not slavery Love not hate Peace not war It's not too late
We will fight and we will win Ukraine to be Free We will fight and we will win Ukraine to be Free We will fight and we will win Ukraine to be Free
UKRAINE TO BE | We Will Fight Groove Metal Russian Aggression Protest Ukraine War Protest Song DOWNLOAD lyric sheet and music backing track at: https://archive.org/details/@popular_usa_majority
I want to die in my bed That's what the grandma said Unless I can find a Russian boy To die for me instead
He can try to kill me first But I got a rifle in my hand And Russian boys are cursed For invading Ukraine land
The only way to save your soul Is to join the Ukraine fight Turn your gun on your Russian bros Then sleep next to her tonight Next to her tonight Sleep next to her tonight
Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute force That's all he understands
The beast cannot be talked to The beast cannot be reasoned with He understands only force And that's what he'll get
Drive the beast into his cage Force him to disengage Unconditional brute force That's all he understands
Drive the beast into his cage Drive the beast into his cage Drive the beast into his cage
You got to love that Ukraine waterfall When you hear the waterfall It's already too late He hears it getting louder As he invades Ukraine
The roar of the waterfall Getting very very near Louder and louder In the little tyrant's ears
Ukraine waterfall Roaring tranquility Swallowing evil, fnally You got to love that Ukraine waterfall
Ukraine War Protest Song Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY Feel free to perform/use the song but not change lyrics.
Ukraine War Protest Song. Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY. Feel free to perform/use the song but not change lyrics.
Ukraine War Protest Song. Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY. Feel free to perform/use the song but not change lyrics.
Ukraine War Protest Song. Copyright 2022 John Lopker. Creative Commons CC-BY. Feel free to perform/use the song but not change lyrics.
Go home, no vodka here Go home, go away Go home, leave us alone Glory to Ukraine
Go back to Russia Your enemy is there The mobster Putin Your Russian Bear Stop Evil, Stop the War Putin's who you're looking for
Go home, go away Glory to Ukraine Go home, go away Glory to Ukraine
Mobsters gonna mob Criminals gonna crime Killers gonna to kill Dictators genocide
Bullys gonna bully Monsters gonna terrorize Ain't nobody free From the Evil in his eyes
Russians gonna revolt Russians gonna rebel Soldiers coming home Dictators going to hell Dictators going to hell
He needs ammo not a ride The free world by his side He fights for you and me He’s a man of integrity We love that man That Mensch Zelensky!
He got courage, he got soul Crushing EVIL is his goal He’s a hero and he’s funny He's a man of integrity We love that man That Mensch Zelensky! We love that Mensch Zelensky! We love that Mensch Zelensky!
Good morning sir Breakfast is served An omelette, toast, and jelly But first I must tell you And I hope you don't worry Your taster is in New Delhi
Coffee after that You're getting too fat And your face looks like the moon Oh yeah, he'll be back soon Please relax and enjoy your food Good Lord, who would want to fix for you?
For dinner we have sturgeon With lemon and butter Caviar, sausage and pork Yeah, he's a little late He stopped in New York Please, don't worry, Good Lord! Don't worry, Good Lord!
Dictator Puty Time to lie in your bed Time for your bunker And a pillow for your head Your work is all done Your destiny complete Now it's time to sleep
Come on Puty Come to your bed Your heart, you know Is already dead
Good Russian people Built a bunker for you With a sheet and a pillow For old Puty Poo Dictator Puty Time to lie in your bed Time for your bunker And a pillow for your head
Come on Puty Come to your bed Your heart, you know Is already dead Your work is done Your destiny complete Now it's time to sleep Now it's time to sleep
Putin versus people Evil versus good Spank that little prick Bare ass against wood Spank him til he squeals Beat his bottom til it bleeds Until his soul revealed That's what Puty needs
Everybody get your stick Beat that little prick Evil versus humanity Pull down your pants, Puty Your gonna get a spanking A bare bottom spanking Your ass gonna get beat That's what Puty needs
Pull down your pants, Puty Bend over, grab your knees Your gonna get a spanking That's what Puty needs That's what Puty needs That's what Puty needs
Mista Garland what you waiting for? What's taking you so damn long? He's a mobster and a traitor Everybody knows what he did wrong Garland Go Go Go Dude your moving too slow Go Garland Go Go Go
Why pick out only small potatoes Get that big fat rat in the toxic stew Stick a fork in that thing before he explodes You have all you need to prosecute Garland Go Go Go Dude your moving too slow Go Garland Go Go Go
Mista Garland don't be afraid Of the gangsters and their boss A horse head in your bed Or a bloody burning cross Garland Go Go Garland Go Go Garland Go Go Go Go Go Go
Who the hell are you? Russian said the soldier What are F you doing here? Come to kill you, he told her
From this moment you are cursed Let me give you something first Take these sunflower seeds Put them in your pocket So when you die in the weeds Flowers grow where you rotted
You came to my land With all your guns Uninvited, you understand? You're the enemy A dead guy walkin' That's what she told the man
From this moment you are cursed Let me give you something first Take these sunflower seeds Put them in your pocket Soon you'll lie in the earth below We'll soon see your flower grow
Ukraine Sunflower Curse Copyright 2022 John Lopker.
Freedum Copyright 2021 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved.
We want our freedum To hell with society We are American We need to be free Free to live our fantasy Free to believe conspiracy
Free to reject expert opinion Free to follow superstition Free to dwell in fear and hate Free to terrorize the civilized state Free to resist enlightened changes Free to return to the Dark Ages
Freedum, Freedum, Freedum
You fantasize that you have two lives Another life after you die But your second life begins on that day you realize You only have one life to live
Wear a good mask, get yourself vaxxed Don't breathe other peoples' air COVID floats like second-hand smoke That's not something you want to share
Ventilate your workplace, ventilate your home Open up your windows, turn on your fan Give COVID smoke somewhere to go Gather outside if you can
You have one big beautiful life So please, my friend, be wise Wear a good mask and get yourself vaxxed If you want to stay alive
COVID smoke can end your life So please, my friend, be wise Ventilate and do it outside If you don't want to die
Oh God, I didn't know it was loaded! Said the guy in the splattered shirt Right after the bullet exploded And the blood began to spurt
Oh Momma, I didn't know it was loaded! Said the toddler in the shopping cart Right after the bullet exploded Two inches from her heart
Cold gun killers pull the triggers Of hot guns everyday Cold gun killers pull the triggers And blow your life away
Oh Dude, I didn't know it was loaded! Said the boy to his best friend Right after the bullet exploded His brains all over the bed
Oh Honey, I didn't know it was loaded! Said the husband to the wife Right after the bullet exploded Ending the argument and her life
Cold gun killers pull the triggers Of hot guns everyday Cold gun killers pull the triggers And blow your life away
Nice to meet you Mr. Putin Can I offer you a coke? Only costs only ten million Please pardon my bad joke Mr. Sessions, Donald Junior Jared Kushner and Ivanka Is Russia is just a rumor Like gambling in Casablanca
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Nice to meet you Mr. Manafort Can I offer you a drink? I got good Russian vodka Or Jack Daniels on the sink I remember you and Michael Flynn You too Tillerson We met once at The Kremlin That night was so much fun
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Nice to meet you Roger Stone And your comrade Carter Page Americans want to know How you earned your Russian wage The FBI is closing in But you still have some time To hire some protection If you need it down the line
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Jimmy works at your restaurant Preparing food for you He never washes his hands After going number two
Jimmy's afraid of bathroom soap Washing hands is too experimental The research has a long way to go His body, His temple
Oh My God I love that dude And his dirty little bathroom scam Let's go get some food Made with Jimmy Jesus Hands
Jimmy's exempt from being clean That's a freedom he enjoys Jesus takes care of Jimmy's hygiene His hands, his choice
Jimmy prays every night To be exempt from other things like The ten commandments Drunk driving, and stopping at red lights
Oh My God don't you love that dude And his dirty little bathroom scam Let's go get some food Made with Jimmy Jesus Hands
Don't ever tell me what to do Don't you dare tread on me I will do whatever I want to Live my life totally free Me Me Me Me, my sweet liberty
Don't talk to me about empathy Frankly, I don't give a damn My feelings are all for me Everybody else is secondhand I look out for number one That's what I call freedumb
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Myself and I Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Live Free or Die Enough about you, let's talk about me My sweet liberty
We don't need no democracy We don't need the rule of law Just give me everything I need And whatever the hell I want I look out for number one That's what I call freedumb
I don't care about the common good I don't care about society I don't do what I should I do what's good for me Special little selfish me To hell with you and humanity
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Myself and I Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Live Free or Die Enough about you, let's talk about me My sweet liberty, My sweet liberty My sweet liberty
Oh foul spirit child Foul spirit boy Do you remember when you smiled At your new toy? Olly olly oxen free The game is over don't you see? Come out, come out wherever you are You don't have to play anymore
Oh foul spirit child Foul spirit girl Remember when you were beguiled By the wonder of the world? Olly olly oxen free The game is over don't you see? Come out, come out, wherever you are You don't have to play anymore
Oh foul spirit child Do you remember all the days Before you were defiled Do you remember all the ways That you laughed and you smiled Please come back today We love you, we love so much Come back to us today, please
Black and blue bottoms up Bleeding from Master Don His leather belt whipping us That really turns him on Naked in our shackles Butt plugs in place Awaiting master's paddle Mar a Lago slaves
Red rubber ball gags inserted, Sir! We will never speak against you Plastic wrap, if you prefer Whatever you say, we will do We have collars and corsets and chastity devices Clamps and vices and rings of all sizes Pinwheels and mittens, hooks and hoods Straps and ropes, and other surprises
All for you, Sir! Mar a Lago Master
We are Trumpublicans Mar a Lago slaves We worship only one man Only he can save White fluffy diapers like a baby Master likes to watch us crawl He really loves to see How far we will fall
We crave Master's brutality We're not worthy to eat his dung We worship his personality His magnificent forked tongue We don't need a safe word We will die for our Master So go ahead, make it hurt Harder, deeper, longer, faster
All for you, Sir! Mar a Lago Master All for you, Sir! Mar a Lago Master
Sometimes you go with the flow You say yes when you could say no Sometimes you follow the crowd You stay quiet when you should get loud Loud like Brave Barbara Lee Barbara versus four hundred twenty Got loud for rationality Brave Barbara Lee
"Our country is in a state of mourning Some of us must say: Let's step back for a moment Let's just pause just for a minute And think through the implications Of our actions today so that This does not spiral out of control"
Twenty years ago One week after 911 Congress gave the president A blank check to wage war Against Afghanistan, Iraq, and many more 100% authority The vote was 420 to 1 One brave Barbara Lee Spoke up for rationality Brave Barbara Lee
Sometimes you look the other way You comply when you may disobey You conform when you could confront You sit down when you should stand up Stand up like Brave Barbara Lee Barbara versus four hundred twenty Stood up for rationality Brave Barbara Lee
"As we act, let us not become the evil that we deplore"
Twenty years in Afghanistan And we all got a T-Shirt On the front it says: Did that just happen? And on the back it says: Was It Worth It?
War is really unnecessary You never know who won Impossible to spread democracy With the barrel of a gun
Soldiers killing each other Doesn't fix a thing The rich get richer waging war Soldiers die young and poor
Twenty years in Afghanistan And all we got was a T-Shirt On the front it says: Was it worthwhile? And on the back it says: Peace begins with a smile
Don't terrify children with images of hell Don't train them to fear, to hate, and to kill Don't teach them that females are inferior human beings Don't replace reality with fanatical beliefs
Twenty years in Afghanistan And we got a lovely T-Shirt On the front it says: Was it worthwhile? And on the back it says: Peace begins with a smile Peace begins with a smile
There's a special place in Heaven For the TrumpVangelical So said the holy man On the day the angels fell
It's easy to get in Just sell your soul to him You can buy it back anytime But you'll never own it again
A special place in Heaven Next to Judas and Jezebel Far away from Jesus Underneath the Trump Hotel
You can take the stairway Or ride the escalator down Only if your white or beige No yellow, black, or brown
A place for the pretender The imposter and the faker The pious masquerader And blessed wedding baker
Far away from the Muslim The Jew and Unbeliever Far away from the Other The Buddha and the Dreamer
It's the promised place Where everyone agrees On the power of one race And one one reality
There's a special place in Heaven For the TrumpVangelical So said the holy man On the day the angels fell
A special place in Heaven For the TrumpVangelical Far away from Heaven Underneath the Trump Hotel
It's easy to get in Just sell your soul to him You can buy it back anytime But you'll never own it again
They told us to Rest In Peace Six feet under the grass Now we spend our eternities Accidental neighbors who have passed
If I could my friend I'd stretch my hand To hold yours and comfort you If I could my friend I would stand And hold you in the morning dew
I want to hear you story I want to get to know you The moments of your glory And the times you felt so blue
Do you wish sometimes We could do it again? Erase all our crimes And bury all our sins
Would you make the same choices? Would you click on the same bait? Do you think it's really possible Or maybe it's all just fate
Life is short That's what they say But death is shorter still Forever is just one day When our bodies begin to chill
If I could my friend I'd stretch my hand To hold yours and comfort you If I could my friend I would stand and hug you in the morning dew Yeah, that's what I'd do That's what I'd do
I hope you remember the good times I hope you don't forget me You're a good friend of mine And I remember thee
I hope you are happy and healthy I hope you will foregive me You and I were barely twenty When you and I were we
I miss you my friend I miss you today Do you remember me? Do you remember yesterday? All those motions so far away
I hope you remember the good times I hope you don't forget me You're a good friend of mine And I remember thee
Oh I remember thee Oh I remember thee Oh I remember thee
Just in case I burn in the fire Or lose my god damn soul Just in case you don't hear my scream In the bloody afterglow
Please pause a week or two Before you post your first "Oh, No!" It's all fate just another day Fading into tomorrow
Just in case I drown in the waves Or forget my keys Please don't look too long for me In the parking lot Or the god damn ocean breeze
It's all fate just another day Fading into tomorrow
It's all fate just another day Tasting of our sweet sorrow
Money don't make you happy We hear that all the time But we never really know Until that last bell chimes
Money don't make you happy There's nothing we can buy We might still feel crappy Up until the day we die
And on that day, we might say "What the Hell was I thinking?" I got lots of stuff I bought lots of friends But now the Grim Reaper's winking Oh oh no
What do we do with all our money We collected so brilliantly Do we make the world a better place Or pretend that wink is friendly
Money don't make you happy We hear that all the time But we never really know Until that last bell chimes
Pour yourself a glass of wine Let me tell you the story Of Trader Joe's a store so fine You might say mandatory
Hi Ho! Trader Joe Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe Father of the store we love Thank you, your awesome!
It all started back in '58 With Joe's LA Pronto Markets Ten more years we'd have to wait For his plan to come to harvest
Joe sailed the blue Caribbean Exploring the exotic fare He thought it might be fun To bring back what he found there
That Stanford man had a plan To create a place for us Overeducated underpaid workers on the bus
A place with personality Hawaiian shirts and nautical props Welcome to the warm South Seas The fun place to shop!
Hi Ho! Trader Joe Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe Father of the store we love Thank you, your awesome!
Joe opened his first TJ In the town of Pasadena On the old Arroyo Parkway For the rebel and the dreamer
Pay your crew a living wage That's the secret, says Joe Keep them happy, says the sage You gotta lay out the dough
Joe sold his invention To the gentleman named Theo Who carries on the intention Of our pioneering hero
Now with 400 happy stores Joe's dream sails on strong And when you dance through those doors You'll be singing his song
Hi Ho! Trader Joe Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe Father of the store we love Thank you, your awesome!
Hi Ho! Trader Joe Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe Father of the store we love Thank you, your awesome!
Hi Ho! Trader Joe Hi Ho! Trader Joe Hi Ho! Trader Joe
You said that you loved me You told me how you cared You were everything I dreamed A dream I thought we shared
Must have been sleeping when I slept with you Didn't hear the lies lying next to you
You promised you'd stay true That I'm the only one So I wrapped myself around you And now we have a son
Must have been sleeping when I slept with you Must have closed my eyes holding close to you
You left me all alone now Your baby in my arms He'll grow up strong and knowing how To do no woman harm
So go on where you're going And don't look back in time Or tell me I'm just dreaming now And your love is still mine
You made your way like a thief in the night Come back today and we'll turn off the lights Must have been sleeping when I slept with you Now I dream of mornings waking up with you
Once upon a time I lived in the burbs With the love of my life and a daughter named Mary We grew a green garden With veggies and herbs Finished dinner with a favorite old sherry
One late summer morning the fairy tale died Now I'm all alone with no one to hold My life was built on a bed of lies That's what she said in the secret she told I'm sorry, Mary my O my
Why couldn't I see it, why wouldn't she tell? It was all in her note when she ended her pain So I buried that man right where he fell My rake in his back in the hard summer rain I'm sorry, Mary my O my
Reserve me a cell with twelve iron bars Let me surrender to fate's greater power I'll live out the seasons alone with my scars Haunted by gravestones and untended flowers
My oh my, how seasons fly All things change and so do I One begins the other dies If only wisdom made us wise I'm sorry Mary, Mary my O my I'm sorry, Mary my O my
Have you called the Harvard Handyman Whatever you want I heard that he can Have your lights gone out are you feeling teary? He comes equipped with both practice and theory
Want talented hands and a good bottom line? Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
His Ivy League dreams fell through the cracks Working in an office nearly broke his back Now he drives a truck to escape the grind And once in a while he gets a little behind
But darling I wouldn't waste any time Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
I can give you his card if you need some repairs Whatever you like just tell him where Yeah check out his toolbox and give him a plan His head's as fine as his capable hands
Let him fix things up don't die on the vine Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
When your self-esteem's shattered he'll fix it up fine Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine! Maybe you shouldn't but it's pretty well known He takes care of things when you're all alone
Honey call the Harvard Handyman Whatever you want you know he can I said maybe you shouldn't But it's pretty well known He takes care of things When your all alone
We Love Bristol Bay | Childrens' Pebble Mine Protest Song Sung in rounds like Three Blind Mice, Row Row Row Your Boat etc. Copyright John Lopker 2016. All Rights Reserved.
Listen what the children say We love Bristol Bay Alaska old, Alaska new Bristol Bay belongs to you Alaska proud, Alaska strong Pebble Mine is deadly wrong Listen what the children say Pebble Mine go away
Listen what the eagles say Pebble Mine go away Listen what the salmon say Pebble Mine go away Listen what the brown bears say Pebble Mine go away
Alaska old, Alaska new Bristol Bay belongs to you Alaska proud, Alaska strong Pebble Mine is deadly wrong Listen what the children say We love Bristol Bay We love Bristol Bay We love Bristol Bay
Pebble Mine, I think it's time We say our last goodbye I wish I could say I enjoyed your stay But that would be a lie Pebble Mine, I think it's time We say our last farewell Bye bye Pebble Mine Houseguest from Hell
Get off my sofa, pack your bags Get out, be on your way You overstayed your welcome In the house of Bristol Bay You came to make your fortune Taking our copper and gold You said it'd be good for us We don't believe everything we're told
Pebble Mine, I think it's time We say our last farewell Bye bye Pebble Mine Houseguest from Hell
Take your feet off of my table Put out that fat cigar We're all done talking here Get your hand out of that jar Don't forget your toothbrush And your fancy suits and ties But leave your nice new shoes We wear the exact same size
Pebble Mine, I think it's time We say our last farewell Bye bye Pebble Mine Houseguest from Hell
Your dirty dishes in the sink Ain't gonna clean themselves That big pile of your dirty clothes Is really starting to smell You ate up all my pizza And drank up all my beer It's time to hit the road Now get the hell out of here
Pebble Mine, I think it's time We say our last goodbye Wish I could say I enjoyed your stay But that would be a lie Pebble Mine, I think it's time We say our last farewell Bye bye Pebble Mine Houseguest from Hell Bye bye Pebble Mine Houseguest from Hell Bye bye Pebble Mine Houseguest from Hell
Robbers of the Rising Sun Took everything but our soul Now we fight the revising one The grandson called Shinzo
We'll get your apology, Mr. Minister Not by pity, not by force Nor by methods too sinister You sit upon karma's dark horse
Robbers of the Rising Sun Deny their brutal crime They can hide but not outrun The light of truth we shine
The leaves are falling we're getting old We'll set the record straight We'll tell our story until it's told We'll turn the wheel of fate
We'll get your apology, Mr. Minister Not by pity, not by force Nor by methods too sinister You sit upon karma's dark horse
Winter's coming, we're growing bold We got no time to wait The first frost burns so cold We're knocking on your gate
Robbers of the Rising Sun Took everything but our soul Now we fight the revising one The grandson called Shinzo
We'll get your apology, Mr. Minister Not by pity, not by force Nor by methods too sinister You sit upon karma's dark horse You sit upon karma's dark horse
My Dear Dokdo, Geon Gon Gam Ri We sing a song for you today
My Dear Dokdo, said the Sky Islands of Korea, lifting spirits high Blue or gray, clear or cloudy Your soul springs from our Taegukgi
My Dear Dokdo, said the Earth A Korean volcano gave you birth Day and night, dark or light Your mother keeps you in her sight
My Dear Dokdo, said the Moon Your shores hum an old Korean tune The tides strumming as they fall and rise Waves drumming a rhythm so wise
My Dear Dokdo, said the Sun You can’t be claimed by pen or gun With circle on cloth, a stranger came A hungry moth to a Hanguk flame
My Dear Dokdo, said them all Korean islands standing tall Korean land, forever one Said the Sky, Earth, Moon, and Sun
Dokdo is an island in the east coast of South Korea. It is made up of two islets, Seodo (West) and Dongdo (East). Dokdo is a part of South Korean territory. The islands are also known as the Liancourt Rocks, a name given by a French whaling ship in 1849, and as Takeshima by the Japanese. Korean Islands, said the sky, earth, moon, and sun.
Can you hear that train a coming? Do you hear the tune your humming? Can you hear them church bells ringing? Do you hear the hymn your singing?
Can you hear that train a coming? Do you hear the tune your humming? Can you hear them church bells ringing? Do you hear the hymn your singing?
Can you hear that foghorn groaning? Do you hear your baby moaning? Can you hear that siren screaming? Do you find yourself day dreaming?
If you hear that sound and fury Then you don't need to worry All those worsterdays are gone And tomorrows never come
Can you smell the flowers blooming? Do you take the time for spooning? Do you tell them that you love them? Do you hold them do you hug them?
Can you hear that clock a ticking? Do you hear your shoes a clicking? Can you feel your heart a beating? Are you sure it's still repeating?
Are you walking in your shadow? Are you playing on your stage? Will you light another candle? Will you open up your cage?
If you hear that sound and fury Then you don't need to worry All those yesterdays are gone And tomorrows never come
One Day Soon | Empathy Copyright John Lopker 2018. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
One day soon I'm gonna choose To step into your shoes One day soon I'll change my tune Fly from my cocoon
One day soon I'll rest my beliefs Listen more than I speak One day soon I'll think with your brain I'll feel your pain
One day soon One day soon One day soon
One day soon I'll see with your eyes Taste your tears when you cry One day soon I'll hear with your ears Understand your hopes and fears
One day soon I'm gonna choose To step into your shoes One day soon I'll change my tune Fly from my cocoon
See with your eyes Hear with your ears Cry your cries Fear your fears Think with your brain Open my mind Open my heart Feel your pain
One day soon One day soon
An old receipt from ten years ago From back then when we were new Under the seat of our first car Made me think of you
An Instagram from five years before From that day we said "I Do" Buried in my i-Phone Made me think of you
Your earring lost one year ago From that night we loved so true I found it Honey under our bed Next to an old forgotten shoe
A strand of hair from yesterday From your kiss and hug goodbye I found today on my one black suit With tears pouring from my eyes
Tonight I'll see you in the stars I'll see you in the moon Tomorrow in the sunrise And the clouds in the afternoon Honey I will always love you Honey I will always love you Honey I will always love you
American Dream RIP | American Protest Song Copyright John Lopker 2012. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
This one’s for the funeral of the late American Dream Cause of death determined to be the Wall Street Machine
This one’s for the family trying to make ends meet And the old man in the shadow living on the street
This one’s for the weary and the workers on the line Ain't no hero coming gotta help yourself this time
American Dream in your grave On our knees we will be brave Rest In Peace, American Dream
This one’s for the soldier fighting a foreign war And the patriot shopping at the local big box store
This one’s for the graduate buried in student debt Living with the folks looking for jobs they can’t get
This one’s for the sinner, the saint, and all the rest Ain't no savior coming gonna have to do our best
American Dream in your grave On our knees we will be brave Rest In Peace, American Dream
This one’s for the 1 percent who gladly spare a dime And know their bread is buttered by the good old 99
This one’s for the rebel blinded by the rain Fighting to be heard and see the dragon slain
This one’s for the wounded, the wicked, and the wise Ain't no help a coming, it’s time for us to rise
American Dream in your grave On our knees we will be brave Rest In Peace, American Dream Rest In Peace, American Dream
Cecil the Lion | Lion Killer Song Copyright 2015 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS: Cecil the Lion was killed for a thrill By a dentist with a fifty thousand dollar drill A lion king lured from his throne Murdered for money and testosterone
Walter James Palmer's not the only one Who loves killing creatures just for fun Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer comes to mind But Jeff only poached the human kind
They claim trophy hunting is a sport They like to use words that distort They say "taking" not serial killing They say "trophy" instead of bloody beheading
Cecil the Lion was killed for a thrill By a dentist with a fifty thousand dollar drill A lion king lured from his throne Murdered for money and testosterone
She puts her country over party Truth over the Big Fat Lie Reality over fantasy America over her tribe
She lives her life sincerely With virtue and with honor She loves her country dearly And nobody will stop her
Leader Liz Cheney A true American hero A human with integrity A woman with a soul
Liz will fight the psychopath Who planned the insurrection Who provoked the violent attack On our democracy and our nation
aah aah aah
Liz will beat the authoritarians Who repeat the Big Fat Lie She will defeat the barbarians In the death grip of that guy
She's a warrior for democracy, Freedom, and the Constitution Liz will go down in history As a savior of the union
She puts her country over party Truth over the Big Fat Lie Reality over fantasy America over her tribe
Leader Liz Cheney A true American hero A human with integrity A woman with a soul
America is really great Exceptional we like to say A shining city on top of the hill The fantastic American way That's the story we like to tell The amazing USA!
"America is so great for us" The invaders to the native people "We took your land but don't worry" "Your disease is probably lethal" America is awfully great Unless you're wiped out by a plague
"America is great for all" Said the founding fathers to the voters Well, you know, the white ones, the men And just the wealthy landowners America is pretty great If you've got a big estate
"America is great for business" Said the white man to the slave "Africans work for free" "That's what the bible say" America is truly great Unless you're the one they trade
"America is great for war" Said the politicians to our boys As they sent them off to Vietnam To blow up all their toys America is effin great Until you got to evacuate
"America is great for guns" Shooters in the Land of the Free Shooting guns is so much fun Except for the shootee America is crazy great Unless your the one they hate
"America is great for monopolies" Said Jeff Bezos to his employees He needs another billion dollars So your wages he will squeeze America is terribly great When mom and pop you strangulate
"America is great for school" Said the big banks to the students Your loan is only half a million Now your life is ruined America is totally great Hope you got a good interest rate
America is really great Exceptional we like to say A shining city on top of the hill The fantastic American way That's the story we like to tell The amazing USA! USA! USA!
Bitcoin Beanie Baby | Bubble Song Copyright 2021 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
I got a bitcoin for my birthday But I don't know what to do My bitcoin beanie baby Really isn't very cute
Some say she is the future Some say she will die soon I may be a winner or a loser But I will HODL her to the moon!
She's worth a million dollars She's going up every day They tell me to buy another Before the billion dollar play
Maybe I'll just buy a pizza And cash in all the rest Say a little prayer to Jesus Because I'll be truly blessed
Like Dutch tulip The pet rock And the DOT.COM craze The value of my baby Is difficult to appraise Popular delusion Rockets her to the sky
The madness of the crowds Makes her fly so high!
My bitcoin beanie baby Is worth a lot Until she's not She's lives inside a bubble That possibly will pop I got a bitcoin for my birthday Now I know what I will do
My bitcoin beanie baby I will sell her to you! My bitcoin beanie baby I will sell her to you!
Crossing the street can take your life To stay alive you need to see Put down your phone, use your eyes Watch your 9 o'clock and your 3
If you're tap tap tapping or yap yap yapping Don't cross the street, Oh No! Tap tap tappers and yap yap yappers Get a tag tied on their toe
Crosswalks are no guarantee That you will stay alive Zebra stripes are killing machines Watch your 7 o'clock and your 5
Look to your left then look to your right Keep looking all the way Look for the car that just might Make your Cellphone Roadkill Day
"But I had the right of way!" you cry As the cops get out their chalk That's Darwin's favorite way to die Don't text and cross! Don't talk and walk!
Look to your left then look to your right Keep looking all the way Look for the car that just might Look for the car that just might Look for the car that just might Make your Cellphone Roadkill Day Cellphone Roadkill Day
Teddy did a deal with the devil Teddy sold his soul Traded his stones for a pebble Now Satan's in control
Teddy pretends to be crazy That's just his stage disguise He's tricky and he's brainy With evil in his eyes
Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell Works the illusion works it well Works the MAGAMANIA ruse The beast from hell Lucifer Cruz
Teddy's wife is fugly That's what Satan said His father killed the Kennedys But they're not really dead
Teddy grew a beard to hide his face But Teddy can't hide the monster Teddy wants to crush the United States Satan wants to date his daughter
Lucifer Cruz the beast from hell Works the illusion works it well Works the MAGAMANIA ruse The beast from Hell Lucifer Cruz
You want a hug? said the policeman to the jumper High up on that bridge over cold green water
You want a hug? Said the policeman to the jumper You want a hug? I got one for you brother
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You want a hug? said the policeman to the jumper High up on that bridge over cold green water
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You want a hug? Said the policeman to the jumper You want a hug? I got one for you brother
You Want A Hug | Policeman to the Jumper Copyright 2015 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved.
He drove a tank in World War II only 17, probably younger than you Fought for freedom in the second world war most of his friends have passed through the door
He likes to say: "all will be well" never tells me what he can't tell When I ask him, "Dad, what happened?" He just says: "That will be then."
Dad remembers all his friends He cries for each and all of them all his brothers killed in that brawl All of them, enemies and all
He likes to say: "all will be well" never tells me what he can't tell When I ask him, "Dad, what happened?" He just says: "That will be then." "That will be then."
Jumbo shrimp, common sense, United States Bittersweet, going home, accidental primates
Cruel kindness, sweet sorrow, proud humility The Sound of Silence, Sweet Tarts, almost exactly
Underneath the midnight sun sits a blue kangaroo A slow speed disaster for the quiet cockatoo
True lies, the longer half, all alone together Three Wise Men with frankincense, gold and Myrrh
Open secrets, rolling stops, civil war and turkey bacon Growing smaller, day by day, a genuine imitation
STAY CALM! DON'T PANIC! Act naturally United we stand, divided we fall, getting pretty ugly Cruel kindness, sweet sorrow, mercy on our soul Crucified tomorrow for the Seven Sins we hold
STAY CALM! DON'T PANIC! Act naturally. United we stand, divided we fall, proud humility Cruel kindness, sweet sorrow, mercy on our soul Crucified tomorrow for the Seven Sins we stole
Go to the temple, make a slight right, then a left your'e gonna see a sign up there that says
"Human Progress: the greatest oxymoron of all"
I look at you, you look at me We only see what we want to see They look at us, we look at them See only others to completely condemn
I look into your big bright eyes Pools of joy and beautiful skies Mountains and streams, dessert and rain Whipping cream and peppermint pain
Pick a star in the nighttime sky Pick a point, you and I Hold on tight until we scream Love conquers all, in our dream
Pick a time you were full of joy Pick a time girls and boys Call that moment "Let It Be" Love conquers all eventually
Pick a person to love today Pick yourself first hey, hey, hey, hey! Pick a person to love today Love conquers all, that's what we say That's what we say That's what we say
First man is above average The second guy thinks so too The third one is on stage With a talent oh so true
Five and six look so fine In their perfect suit and tie Nobody knows what they do In that office near the sky
One dozen men, Bohemian dreams Working all day for the Dunning machine One dozen men, Bohemian dreams Swimming all night in the Kruger stream
Number seven is feeling lucky Waiting for his big break His eyes look a little puffy Blowing candles on his birthday cake
The eighth man calls it quits The ninth extends his stay All the rest keep working it Looking so far away
One dozen men, Bohemian dreams Working all day for the Dunning machine
One dozen men, Bohemian dreams Working all day for the Dunning machine One dozen men, Bohemian dreams Swimming all night in the Kruger stream
Pay No Attention | Climate Change Word of God Copyright John Lopker 2018. All Rights Reserved.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain You got too much pain and too much hurtin Pay no attention, you got better things to do You got bills to pay and dreams to pursue You got to shop, collect, compete, and distract You got to rearrange the cards that he stacked You got laundry and dirty dishes waiting for you Pay no attention You got so many other better things to do
Pay no attention to the storms and rising oceans It's cold tonight, how could Earth be warming? Why should I trust what all the scientists say When I look out my window and see a beautiful day? Fires and hurricanes are really nothing new For Heaven's sakes, what can I do? If the Earth is melting can't we just add more ice? Like a we do our Coke & Whisky to make it nice
Pay no attention to the all the animals we kill God created us to dominate the Earth until We maximize profit and quarterly gains Until there's nothing left but human remains The Almighty God of Economic Growth Will kill all those other little life flows We stand for freedom, stand for life! Ours, of course, all the others get the knife When eventually the knife comes for you You'll say "Oh no! What can I do?"
Just pay no attention, you got better things to do Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain You got too much pain and too much hurtin Too much pain and too much hurtin
I still hear that whistle blowing As she steps onto that train I don't know where she's going I don't know her real name Seems like I knew her forever But we just met the night before She told me she had never ever Done that before
She promised to stay in touch I wondered if we would I like her oh so much She's smiles oh so good She looked into my eyes She smiled oh so sweetly We kissed a long goodbye Oh so completely
I don't know where she's going I don't know her real name I still hear that whistle blowing I hope she hears the same I don't know where she's going I don't know her real name I still hear that whistle blowing I hope she hears the same
Billion of galaxies Trillions of stars All that stuff so very very far All alone in outer space All alone one tiny human race Spaceship Earth The only one we got Spaceship Earth is getting awfully hot
No Planet B, no magic dome No country road gonna take us home We don't get no frequent flyer miles For millions of climate change denials Spaceship Earth The only one we got Spaceship Earth is getting awfully hot
Spaceship Earth Our Planet A Our little home in the universe We can pretend And we can pray But there aint no god Gonna hear our curse Spaceship Earth The only one we got Spaceship Earth is getting awfully hot
I see Jesus in my toast I see Elvis all the time I like Fox abuse the most And talk radio sicko slime
My religion is the best My politics are just right My opinions quite correct My conspiracies bonafide
I coulda been really great I coulda been a contender But I really hate to cogitate I'm a Fantasyland Dead Ender
The earth was made in seven days Six thousand years ago I don't believe in climate change It's a flat earth, I just know
I once had Bigfoot in my sight holding hands with Slender Man I got a photo in Black and White They say it looks more like Tarzan
I coulda been really great I coulda been a contender But I really hate to cogitate I'm a Fantasyland Dead Ender
I made up my mind and that's that Got my own reality Got my own alternative facts I got my own actuality
I don't trust my lying eyes Don't trust your fancy words My mind is customized By belief in the absurd
I coulda been really great I coulda been a contender But I really hate to cogitate I'm a Fantasyland Dead Ender Fantasyland Dead Ender Fantasyland Dead Ender
I don't care too much for preachers I don't like to go to church But I'd hate to meet St. Peter When my body leaves this Earth
I don't want to go to Hell Made that mistake once I'm shopping for religion I need Fire Insurance
I don't trust the bible That guy does more harm than good Helps me win my softball games Kills millions in childhood
Sends earthquakes and tsunamis When His panties get in a bunch Fires and floods and hurricanes If you piss Him off too much
I don't think there is a Hell But I'm gonna hedge my bet There's a bunch of pretty good gods for sale I don't know which one to get
Apollo and Zeus are amazing dudes But I don't think they do softball Jesus is kinda cool But his Dad may kill us all
I'm don't know which one to choose Maybe I'll pick a few I guess I got nothing to lose Unless none of them are true
Or, maybe I'll just call your bluff Put on my big boy pants Put away all that scary stuff Just live and love and dance Live and love and dance You can keep your fire insurance
Power to the people Getting off that crazy train Power to the people Taking shelter from the rain
Getting ready for the party Putting on our dancing shoes Taking off our MAGA hats and Turning red states blue
Russia attacked the USA Republicans did nothing Putin put his puppet in place Republicans made him king
Power to the people Getting off that crazy train Power to the people Taking shelter from the rain
Watching the tide arising All the boats arising too The sun and moon are pulling Pulling red states blue
Russia attacked our democracy Republicans did nothing Putin poisoned our humanity Republicans kept on sucking
Power to the people Power to me and you Power to the people Turning red states blue Red states blue Red states blue
Dear brothers and sisters Left and right It's getting late, no longer polite Democracy is fragile and crumbling tonight Brave Americans, it's time to fight
American patriots across the land Fight for democracy Donny be damned!
Dear mothers and fathers Sons and daughters Defy the foolish soapbox squawker Have mercy on his cult of angry applauders Brave Americans will not be altered
American patriots across the land Fight for democracy Donny be damned!
Dear family and friends Don't be afraid Stand up to Donny's toddler tirade These dark times will soon fade Brave Americans we've been betrayed
American patriots across the land Fight for democracy Donny be damned!
We're sick of the you working for the NRA Sick of people getting shot every day We're sick of you saying we just gotta pray Sick of you pretending there is no other way
We're sick of your lies, sick of your crap Sick of your lips going flap flap flap We're sick of your sleaze, sick of your tricks Sick of your disgusting politics
Shout to the mountains Shout to the sky Shout to the deep blue sea We're mad as hell! We won't take it anymore! We're the Mad as Hell Majority!
We're sick of your greed, sick of your lust Sick of your treason, your Russian trust We're sick of Putin picking our president Sick of wondering where our democracy went
We're sick of your trickle down Ponzi scheme Sick of you stealing our American Dream We're sick of the way our money is spent Sick of you working for the 1 percent
Shout to the mountains Shout to the sky Shout to the deep blue sea We're mad as hell! We won't take it anymore! We're the Mad as Hell Majority!
Shout to the mountains Shout to the sky Shout to the deep blue sea We're mad as hell! We won't take it anymore! We're the Mad as Hell Majority!
No One Sees Me Anymore Copyright 2008 John Lopker. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS (fictional, not autobiographical):
Hey buddy, can you spare some change For a friend in need Hey brother, can you feel my pain Good luck, goodbye, and Godspeed
I was once like you Yeah it’s true But now I’m poor And no one sees me anymore
Hey sister, will you lend a hand To help a good man up I’m looking for a place to land And there’s nothing in my cup
I was once like you Yeah, it’s true But now I’m poor And no one sees me anymore
A few months ago I had a home A family and good work My clothes were clean my hair was combed And my eyes I would avert When I saw the beggar coming When I heard the drummer drumming When I saw what I might becoming
I was once like you Yeah it’s true And now I’m poor And no one sees me anymore Now I’m poor And no one sees me anymore
I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddle And share our common dream
You go west and I'll head east We'll meet in Kansas City We'll set aside our big beliefs And share a pint of pity I'll meet you half way Between the left and the right We'll roam these fifty states Until one day we unite
I'll meet you in the center Of the circle jerking clowns Between the pain and pleasure Going round and round and round We'll take the middle path Holding hands along the way We'll forget which one's white or black Brown, yellow, pink or gray
I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddle And share our common dream
I'll meet you in the center Of the circle jerking clowns Between the pain and pleasure Going round and round and round
I'll meet you in the middle In between the two extremes We'll solve that little riddle And share our common dream
What happened my friend? What happened to you? What happened to my Red, White and Blue? America was great then we lost our way What happened to the US of A?
24 decades living in the sun 24 decades we had a good run Then came the darkness of 2016 That's when we got the MAGA disease
It started with fear from far below Then turned to hate and braggadocio America was great not so long ago Then we met our fate Our reality show
What happened my friend? What happened to you? What happened to my Red, White and Blue?
One third hate the other One third just stand and watch One third kill their mother With one hand up in her crotch
Some to scared to just say no Some want the power he bestow Some too dumb to ever know Some just want the blood to flow
America was great then we lost our way What happened to the US of A?
What happened my friend? What happened to you? What happened to my Red, White and Blue?
What happened my friend? What happened to you? What happened to my Red, White and Blue?
There's something we can do Yeah there's something to be done To save me and you From all those goddamn guns
There's something we can do Yeah something to be done It'll take me and you And some good Republicans
Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Aren't you sick and tired of it all? Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Call Washington Call them right now
Call your congressman, your senator Your president and his wife Tell them this is war And we're fighting for our life
Tell them stop taking bribes From the bloody NRA Tell them do what's right And make some good laws today
It's a waste of time to pray Because God is mad as Hell At the bloody NRA And all the bodies that they fell
Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Aren't you sick and tired of it all? Bang Bang Bang Pow Pow Pow Call Washington, call them right now Call Washington, call them right now
If you want to move to Mars I've got some news for you First of all it's really far It takes a year or two
And if you ever get there Don't forget your oxygen Mars ain't got no air You'll have to cut down on your breathing
You may get mighty thirsty But there's no water on Mars So don't wait for a cloud to burst You'll have to pee into a jar
Bring pajamas, your gonna freeze Mars gets mighty cold Minus 180 degrees You won't need no birth control
Planet Earth is our Plan A We have no Planet B Planet Earth is our only way But you may disagree If planet Mars is your Plan B Careful what your wishing for If planet Mars is your fantasy I'll tell you one thing more
There's no monster trucks No NASCAR, no Country Music Channel No tanning beds, no tube tops No Wranglers and no flannel No Pop-Tarts, no Budweiser No ice cold Mountain Dew No cornbread, no Fritos No MoonPie, no squirrel stew No Waffle House, no Wallmart No corner liquor stores No pancakes, no Valveeta No flying dinosaurs No corn nuts, no Chuck E Cheese No pork rinds, no fast food But losing weight will be a breeze Planting potaters in your poo
Planet Earth is our Plan A We have no Planet B Planet Earth is our only way But you may disagree If planet Mars is your Plan B Careful what your wishing for If planet Mars is your fantasy I'll say just one thing more
Good luck my friend, Godspeed Party hard on Planet B Good luck my friend, Godspeed Party hard on Planet B Good luck my friend, Godspeed Party hard on Planet B
I don't know where she's going I don't know her real name Her wings are quickly slowing She got a belly full of pain
Yesterday she flew so strong Before her murder by the people Democracy never lasts too long Before the suicide of an eagle
Not long ago we had a choice Between who we liked the best The one who gave us a voice The one who most impressed
Now we have to choose The one who stinks the least Against the one we want to lose Against the beauty or the beast
They say democracy never lasts too long Before it's murdered by the people I started to write a love song Then I saw the suicide of an eagle
I don't know where she's going I don't know her real name Her wings are quickly slowing She got a belly full of pain
Wall Street greed made us bleed Red and Blue we all got screwed By mega banks too big to fail By Wall Street cats too fat for jail Left and Right we stand and fight For the Tribe of the Light We are the 99
One percent stole the pie Left a little piece for the 99 That’s not right, that’s not fair All we want is our fair share All we want is for you to care Do you hear me mister billionaire? Mega banks no no no! Mega banks got to go!
Wall Street bullies too big too fail But not too big to beg for bail Bully banks, pay for votes Bully banks, cut the throat of the 99 Tribe of the Light
Do you hear our cry? Do you hear our cry? Do you hear our cry?
I was just eighteen when I met the end Missed my bus and lost the plot I was holding a pistol to my head Praying for the strength to take a shot
I'd planned for months for this last day When I'd wake up and take my father's gun And end this game that I can’t play I’m done and I don’t care who lost or won
I’m older now, and I sing with you A simple song of grace Will you sing it too and see it through Or leave without a trace?
I don’t fit in, can’t climb those hills See no future no place to step down It’s not the weight but the speed that kills I can’t swim the river and I can’t get around
My bones are bending my fingers bleeding I tried and tried to get in the flow I just want to be me not something your reading My hand says yes but my heart says no, no, no
I’m older now and I sing with you A simple song of grace Will you sing it too and see it through Or leave without a trace?
I was ready to shoot that ball of lead When I heard a voice crying out with me You heard my prayers to be done and dead Then you held me tight and mostly disagreed
You said: Wait! Don't you think it's odd That you’re the only one feeling so unsure? Be yourself, forget your fancy façade Don’ fix it, it’s not broken and can’t be cured
I’m older now and I sing with you A simple song of grace Will you sing it too and see it through? Be strong and take your place Will you sing it too and see it through? Be strong and take your place
FICTIONAL / NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
We've entered the tent of the carnival barker It's not like it was, America got altered Facts don't matter, anything can be real If you say it often and say it with zeal
Evidence is optional if your story goes viral Just make up a source or point to a bible It's not like it was, not like before It's not like it was, not anymore
The Ministry of Love generates hate They say that's what made America so great
The Ministry of Truth multiplies fake news About you or anyone with any different views
The Ministry of Plenty only gives to the rich What they take from the poor the old and the sick
The Ministry of Peace starts all the wars They send you to your death then knock on your door
The Thought Police know what you think They know what you do they know what you drink
It's not like it was, America got altered
We've entered the tent of the carnival barker It's not like it was, America got altered It's not like it was, not like before It's not like it was, not anymore
It's not like it was, not like before It's not like it was, not anymore
It's not like it was, not like before It's not like it was, not anymore
NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
Daddy beat me with a stick His bible says it's right Oh God how I prayed He'd stop before I died
Daddy punched me with his fist To make me a better man I was only four years old My Hell had just began
Daddy hit me with his belt He learned it from his Dad He must've known how I felt How hating him made me sad
Daddy whipped me with a hose To teach me to be strong I need love not violence When I do something wrong
Daddy beat me too hard one day My brain bounced off the floor Now I don't have to be afraid He can't hurt me anymore
Daddy can't beat me in my grave I remain forever four I don't have to be afraid He can't hurt me anymore
Daddy beat me with a stick his bible says it's right Oh God, how I prayed He'd stop before I died
La, la la, la la la la La, la la, la la la la La, la la, la la la la La, la la, la la la la
Anti-Spanking Fictional Song Copyright John Lopker 2017. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL
Patriot 1984 | Brain Hack Copyright John Lopker 2015. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
The Patriot Citizens for Religious Freedom Act Down is up, right is left, right is wrong And your brain is hacked
When they want to make a law to restrict your liberty They'll name it just the opposite Something more warm and fuzzy They think your liberty needs to be restrained So that you can be truly free Doublethink starts working on your brain Let's call that Freedomfugacy
When they want to make a law to invade your privacy They'll name it quite the opposite Something oh so yummy They think your secrets needs to be surveilled To keep your privacy unveiled Doublethink is alive and well Let's call that Patriocity
Dear Mr. Orwell may we call you George? It took a little longer but it's 1984
When they want to make a law to impose their own belief They'll call it something different Just like any common thief Do you vote for wolves disguised in sheep's clothing Because you think they eat the same thing you're loathing? That's Doublethink you see They call that Religiosity
When they want to pretend that they speak for you and me They will do that oh so surreptitiously Do you think they have your happiness in mind? Do you really think your interests are aligned? That's when Doublethink really shines They call that Bourgeoisocity
Dear Mr. Orwell, may we call you George? It took a little longer but it's 1984
The Patriot Citizens for Religious Freedom Act Up is down, left is right, right is wrong And the egg is cracked The Patriot Citizens for Religious Freedom Act Down is up, right is wrong, right is wrong Right and wrong, wrong is right And your brain is hacked Down is up, right is left, wrong is right And your brain is hacked
Dirty Bill O'Reilly Your vacation's overdue Nobody will miss you Nobody will kiss you Fox News will dismiss you
Get some rest and relaxation Your castration has begun The O'Reilly Factor's done You had your little fun
Now's your chance to be a man To apologize while you can Before all the facts are told Before your brain get's too old
Will you tell the truth Or try to spin? Will you face the facts Or try to win? Dirty Bill O'Reilly Let the games begin
Dirty Bill O'Reilly Will you tell the truth or spin? Dirty Bill O'Reilly Let the games begin
Get out of town all you guns for hire Before sundown, before your pants catch fire Cash in your chips, let the healing begin Ride into the sunset all you dung slinging men
Donald Trump, comb your cotton candy hair When the big boss fires you Will anybody care?
O'Reilly, they’re laughing at you Bill Now do it again! Do it live! Up on Bullshit Hill
Sean Hannity, you could have been a priest If you did not see all progress as a Sign of the Beast
Mark Levin likes to sling it through his nose And if you ever listen You might even say it grows
Get out of town all you guns for hire Before sundown, before your pants catch fire Cash in your chips, let the healing begin Ride into the sunset all you dung slinging men
Rush Limbaugh, the master mouth of fear When you find the promised land Will you buy a souvenir?
Alex Jones, the conspiracy savant When the zombies come for you Will you give em what they want?
John Stossel, come on give me a break How much does it cost to Sell your soul to a snake?
Rupert Murdoch, and your Evil News Empire When the final facts are checked Will they dignify the liar?
Get out of town all you guns for hire Before sundown, before your pants catch fire Cash in your chips, let the healing begin Ride into the sunset all you dung slinging men
Ann Coulter, the foxy Queen of Snark If love paid more than hate Would you change your royal bark?
Glen Beck throws it Paranoid Style Joe McCarthy and Johnny Birch Would walk you down the aisle.
Michael Savage, the enemy lives within Will you save yourself from The monster living underneath your skin?
Laura Ingraham, please don’t come in my ear. There’s no time for that my friend As closing time draws near
Get out of town all you guns for hire Before sundown, before your pants catch fire Cash in your chips, let the healing begin Ride into the sunset all you dung slinging men Ride into the sunset all you dung slinging men
Fun Gucker | Violence Protest Song Copyright John Lopker 2016. All Rights Reserved. LYRICS:
Fun gucker can you hear? There's a body over here Fun gucker where you been? Did you hear what happened then Fun gucker can you smell? Gun powder where he fell
Fun gucker can you taste? Blood dripping from his face
Fun gucker can you say? He deserved to die today Fun gucker can you see? He's just like you and me
Fun gucker can you feel? The pain of a mama's squeal Fun gucker can you feel? the pain of a father's squeal
Fun gucker can you feel? The pain of a child's squeal
Fun gucker can you feel? The pain of a mama's squeal Fun gucker can you feel?
Mommy, can you hear me? I’m your little boy Delivered from eternity Into your ocean of joy Mommy, I’m your little boy
I am not a mistake I’m just a little guy Waiting for my first break My first breath, and my first cry Mommy, I’m your little boy
Now that you and I are one Our courage must be found When they tell us to run We have to stand our ground Mommy, I’m your little boy
And if you can’t keep me Give me to parents who can It’s OK to set me free I’ll always be your little man
Thank you Mommy for letting me be And giving me a voice Thank you Mommy for loving me And making me your choice Mommy, I’m your little boy Mommy, I’m your little boy
We don't believe in the rule of law We have magical authority We got one book that splains it all And we're sticking to our story We don't believe in Adam and Steve We don't approve of Jill and Jane Unless you're gonna procreate We propose that you abstain
We don't believe what we don't know Until the preacher tells us so Hana mana mona mike The rapture's coming I gotta go
We don't believe in science We don't care about your facts We got one book that splains it all And fills in all the gaps We don't believe in evolution We don't care it might be true Armageddon's our solution Our hope and our world view
We don't believe what we don't know Until the preacher tells us so Hana mana mona mike The rapture's coming I gotta go
We don't believe in climate change Global warming is a hoax Maybe we seem a little strange But we're the chosen folks We don't believe in questioning That's the playground of the devil We got all the answers And home school to that level
We don't believe what we don't know Until the preacher tells us so Hana mana mona mike Barcelona bona strike Harrico barrico we wac wo The rapture's coming I gotta go
We don't believe what we don't know Until the preacher tells us so Hana mana mona mike Barcelona bona strike Harrico barrico we wac wo The rapture's coming, I gotta go
He gets his news from a crazy Fox And the nuts on the internet But talk radio's his drug of choice With coffee and a cigarette He was a real good dad, very gentle A loving man, politically central But driving alone in his car Bringing home bacon from afar He fell for the shtick on the AM dial Got sicker and sicker with every mile The right-wing machine washed his mind Washed it clean, tapped his spine They stole the father we're trying to find Dad could see but now he's blind
Driving alone in his car Bringing home bacon from afar He fell for the shtick on the AM dial Got sicker and sicker with every mile He once was found but now he's lost How sweet the sound of radio exhaust The right-wing machine washed his mind Dad could see but now he's blind The right-wing machine washed his mind Dad could see but now he's blind
Daddy please come back Daddy please come back to us
Brainwashed Dad (Amazing Grace in Reverse)
Nice to meet you Mr. Putin Can I offer you a coke? Only costs only ten million Please pardon my bad joke Mr. Sessions, Donald Junior Jared Kushner and Ivanka Is Russia is just a rumor Like gambling in Casablanca
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Nice to meet you Mr. Manafort Can I offer you a drink? I got good Russian vodka Or Jack Daniels on the sink I remember you and Michael Flynn You too Tillerson We met once at The Kremlin That night was so much fun
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Nice to meet you Roger Stone And your comrade Carter Page Americans want to know How you earned your Russian wage The FBI is closing in But you still have some time To hire some protection If you need it down the line
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
Shut it down Shut it down Save the USA Save the USA From that Crooked Putin Clown
A patriot, a zealot, a bigot and a fool Walk into a bar and sit on a stool Everybody knows there'll be trouble soon The boys are back at the Star Wars Saloon
The patriot whispers "Give me a shot!" The zealot cries "Your god is not!" The bigot screams "I'm right! You're wrong!" The fool says "Can't we all just get along?"
The bartender looks a little annoyed Tells D'an and his band to play Pink Floyd They rock that tune Dark Side Of The Moon It's Happy Hour at the Star Wars Saloon
The patriot sings his national anthem "We are us and they are them" The zealot quotes from his holy book "They are bad and we are good" The bigot recites his manifesto "We are better than other people" The fool cheers for his hometown team And nobody agrees on one damn thing
Maybe one day, maybe someday soon We'll find a friend at the Star Wars Saloon Another country, creed, and color Love each other like sister and brother Maybe one day, maybe someday soon We'll all hang out at the Star Wars Saloon Maybe one day, maybe someday soon We'll all hang out at the Star Wars Saloon
Kellyanne Kellyanne Careful what you say Don't tell them who we are Don't mention KKK Don't talk about Steve Bannon Just nod your head and smile Steve's our great white stallion They'll find out in a while
Yeah they'll find out in a while Civil rights went out of style Hate and fear now rule this Land They'll find out in a while Kellyanne Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Kellyanne Kellyanne Careful what you say Don't mention our intention They might feel betrayed Don't talk about the middle class Just nod your head and smile Don't say we're kissing Wall Street ass They'll find out in a while
Yeah they'll find out in a while Democracy is out of style That autocrat now rules this land They'll find out in a while Kellyanne Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Kellyanne Kellyanne Careful what you say Sold our soul to Lucifer Now we make them pray When they ask about abortion Just nod your head and smile Don't mention their misfortune They'll find out in a while
Yeah they'll find out in a while Their bible is out of style Mephistopheles now rules this land They'll find out in a while Kellyanne Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne Kelly Kelly Kelly Kellyanne
Photo booth take a picture of me I'm a young man of 23 Take one when I laugh Take one when I cry Take one for the half a man am I It's early morning the world is mine American Dreams and warm sunshine
Photo booth take a picture of me I'm a middle aged guy of 43 Got an OK job, an OK wife I'm working for Bob it's an OK life I'm searching for my American Dream Eating beans and rice Drinking good old Jim Beam
Photo booth take a picture of me I'm slowing down at 63 Sitting on my porch when the sun goes down I see younger people all around They don't see me but I see them I fall asleep at 9PM
Photo booth take a picture of me This old man of 83 Little by little I disappear The midnight hour is almost here I'm staring into my TV screen Rocking my chair and my American Dream
Take one when I laugh Take one when I cry Take one more before I die
When I see the Sores of War Flying high up in the sky On the license plate of your car And tattooed on your thigh I wonder sometimes Yeah I wonder why
When I see that Stainless Banner Nailed so neatly to your wall I try to feel no anger But it's hard to feel so small And I say to myself What's wrong with us all?
When I see a rebel flag Painted proudly on your face I wish we all had a tail to wag Maybe then we'd be one race And I pray sometimes For that old Amazing Grace
Some say it's a sign of southern pride A symbol of our history Well, maybe so, if you were on that side Fighting for that mystery Some say it's a flag of bravery But that's not what it's about There was a thing called slavery And that thing was thrown out
Now it's time to do the same With the flag you love so dearly You probably don't know my name So I'll just sign this song
Sincerely
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah
Breaking Bad, made me sad Wow! It’s all over now. Breaking Bad, made me sad Wow! What will we do now?
No more high school teachin’ megalomaniac lying cheating killing meth-makin’ Dad We love you, Walt, you’re the best we ever had but you ruined the life of one fine lad When you rode along to bust Jesse’s pad!
Wow! It’s all over now
We love you Hank, the Man that never quit We love you Skyler, you’re nobody’s bitch We love you Junior and your minor glitch We love you Jesse, the justified snitch We all paid the price of getting rich!
Wow! It’s all over now.
We miss you Mike, the quintessential fixer You too Gus, sponsor of elixirs We miss you Saul, the professional trickster And you, Marie, the good wife and sister But Walt is the man we all call Mister!
Wow! It’s all over now.
The study of change, we call chemistry Lessons in pride fall from Greek tragedy Am I the danger? My own worst enemy? Can I say my own name? Do I know me? Until then, maybe I should tread lightly!
Wow! It’s all over now. Breaking Bad made me sad Oh! What will we do now? Wow! It’s all over now.
I once believed in the USA With liberty and justice for all Or at least for most And that's pretty close But the number is starting to fall
I once believed a president Who promised to bring change He spoke rather well But from what I can tell He loves Wall Street more than Main
I once believed a preacher He told me to tithe ten percent So I gave him eleven For my ticket to heaven Now I just can't forget to repent
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony
I once believed in mermaids Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny Then I got wise to all of them lies Except for the Tooth Fairy's money
I once believed the chimpanzees On the AM radio waves I listened too long And I got it all wrong It ain't truth but ratings they crave
I once believed my cable news Was totally balanced and fair They sounded so certain But behind the curtain Lies the wizard of doctrinaires
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony
I once believed God made a mistake In creating all the gay Then I friended some queers And now hold them dear And welcome them to the buffet
I once believed a patriot He was one of the chosen few Who fly the same flag And proudly brag That we are better than you
I once believed a general Crossing a crumbling bridge The gas main was leaking As he was speaking Of a new enemy coming over the ridge
Now I hold just one thing true I believe in me and you I dream of humanity Singing silent harmony I dream of you and me Singing silent harmony I dream of you and me Singing silent harmony