30 Going On 13: Recent Episodes
Maddy Foley, Olivia Collict
A comedy/movie review podcast hosted by two 30-year olds, Maddy Foley and Olivia Collict, who talk about formative teen films from the 90s-00s and discover how they ruined us.
In this episode we discuss The Purge for kids, how handsome and cool grown up Josh Peck is, the Idaho murder doc UFC-style marketing, Brookside, adding “in the morning” after 2 am, Lego hair, the Kate Upton era, the original beach wave, not understanding double shirt ratios, dreaming of spy gear, The Amanda Show, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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SORRY but we're still here!! And having FUN. From working out in the basement to the saddest B-side on Pink Floyd's The Wall and unpacking post-trip depression to wondering why Italy doesn't have OHIP but for pasta. We make the case for Legally Blonde as a genuinely perfect movie, revisit the idea that a monarch butterfly may have cursed us six years ago, and dive into Liv's deeply concerning obsession with the animorph all 3 Ashton's in the Butterfly Effect. We also chat why every detective movie has a kid drawing terrifying crayon evidence, the legal implications of dads owning camcorders, developing a crush on middle-stage John despite the movie's relentlessly bleak vibe, and whether we'd rather cause a multi-car pileup than hit a squirrel. Also, an important discussion on why we absolutely cannot stand "silver foxes."
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In this episode we discuss the era of life where you'd seek out sadness, breaking the fourth wall with yourself, how May is liminal space, not caring about comfy clothes in the 90s, the origin story of this movie, how cute the lil evil guys are, bball players giving it their all, which tune are you, if Tweety bird and the mouse are too little to play in the NBA, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss our allegiance to war vets and animal vets, needing a family calendar, all the attacks on Hil Duff, the name Gordon Bombay, that song from every 90s movie, the creepy truth about ducks, the issue of whether or not someone is in the Mighty Ducks school district, stopping at beard central station with the relationship between Bombay and the mom, the ludicrous nature of Bombay going to try out for the NHL, how Bombay is actually in a giant Shutter Island situation and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss not caring about the Jim Carey conspiracy, Punch the monkey, the ANTM doc and hot ice cream, bedazzling as a hobby, how much this thing is DRIPPING in sex, Maddy’s lore with Peter Pan, the Woodstockian nature of 90s kids movies, whether they’re called Chelsea dogs, how much this kid’s room is pure goon fuel, not loving Julia’s Tink, the shock at finding out Dustin Hoffman is Hook, Glenn Close playing a pirate, thinking Rufio was the villain, the searing in the brain of the Loblaws icing in the food fight scene, whether Tinkerbell is a trafficker, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the vulnerability of having a birthday, punishing vegetarians with carrots, Matthew Morrison’s experience of 9/11, Justin Long as a love interest, the sexualization of Herbie, the perversion of the Ozempic theme song, the dark night of the soul that is “getting dropped by Bass Pro”, Wink Yahoo in our dms, whether Herbie's in the Epstein files, using cars as a metaphor for sex, not wanting to see Justin Long in a wife beater, being the Elizabeth Holmes of NASCAR and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss Maddy's medical credentials, all the classic medical archetypes, the hit piece by Ashley Tisdale that's rocking the nation, the irksome nature of Hil Duff singing about bj's, having a "face for medicine", the freakishness of a man with a full head of hair, how nurses are the backbone of society, doctors salaries in the 90s, wanting a doc with a perma-iced coffee in hand, the fear of having your jeans cut off in front of your co-workers and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss a massive scandal rocking the Terry's Chocolate Orange world, what the deal is with Toffifee, using Ferrero Roche to psychologically terrorize someone, knowing all the textures from Muppet Christmas Carol by heart, mixing family annihilators and terminal children with Christmas, the complexity of the character of "George", pigtail catheters, how every time a muppet frowns an angel gets its wings and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss psychological disorder associated with chasing ping pong balls and buses, moms always putting Cornation Street on the tv, how this show smacks of being a Canadian production, golden papyrus font of the 90s, being a young Canadian yearning for American Hollywood, the invention of bangs and the industrial hair revolution, the pornographic tone, the era of feminism as just "women who do mixed martial arts", the need for cyclopses to have legal capacity to consent to being pants-ed, finding out you're ugly by seeing a pic of the back of your head, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the Amber Alert that’s been out for us (oops), commercials for dementia that ruin your whole day, being a piggybacking troll on Ghost Tok, giving the 3rd P name sister the name Phoebe, the concept of an audition recipe, a shark-cuterie board, the humiliation of being found dead mid-spell, pinot noir penne, being a nepo witch, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss how the city is overrun with 50ft skeletons, the cheugy-ness of pumpkin spice, catfishing the youth, an anthropological study of “say cheese”, a conspiracy theory about Shoppers, the characters that everyone knows in a town, the number 1 rule of PR - get ahead of it, the atrocity of saying cheddar instead of cheese, the iconic skeletons-at-the-bbq tableau, going through an orb phase, the “i coulda sworn” trope, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss Maddy dancing with her substitute teacher, the statute of limitations for spoiling the catfish doc, TIFF, Liv getting bullied by the youth at school, having a baby ma’am or sir, Snack Of The Week feat. Jaffa Cakes, the character archetype of “surly man with a dark passenger”, the reason he’s called Dr.House (spoiler alert: it’s horrifying), having to act out a medical event, how it’s always lupus, Omar Epps eating a baloney cig, the phrase “get in her pants”, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the catfish doc sweeping the nation, cartwheels as a sign of personality disorder, body fluid rorschach tests on doctor paper, how daring your friends to eat a rotten burger is the perfect crime, making twins circus freakshows in the 90s, what we would do if we had a teen angel, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a human vs. acrylic nail in your food, all the brazen Legally Blonde rip-offs, millionaires like Kaley Cuoco stealing commercials from broke actors, the high of getting a Cinnabon, the psychological effect of getting cast as the fat dowdy woman, having a framed photo of your best friend and her husband, painting one funky nail for confidence and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss Maddy’s sick as hell GooGoo Dolls experience, Billy S level lyrics, Crush Orange Zero, when gum becomes mealy, resorting to snacking on a 1950’s lollipop, some Biscoff updates, going through an alien phase, our personal UFO encounters, having a zhjing ne sais quoi, Mulder and Scully wanting/needing to bang, using your sister’s alien abduction to get laid, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the Vans Warp Tour era of music, the current hierarchy of energy drinks, getting high and sending late night emails to equestrian clubs, Annabelle's new legal guardian, the nostalgic comfort of 2000s Ashton Kutcher, not being able to get your laugh dink up, stoner movies being for kids, the name Christie Boner, low budget movies aka Lobubus, repetition as the ultimate comedic device, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the experience of going to the mall, the murder allegations against Annabelle the doll, investing in a pool flottie, the dangers of an inflatable ring, the revelation that fig newtons are made of fig, linking arms banana-style as a kid, dirty costumes, the chemistry between B1 & 2, the tragic figure of Rat In The Hat, the quintessential back-to-school shoe shopping experience and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss mandatory running for school, the natural transition into Arnold in adulthood, putting miniature zen gardens in your mom’s stocking, a new pop (rock) of the week, centipedes invading the home, car-based urban legends, yassifying the Frizz, entering Arnold without his consent, the bus being a dog basically, being obsessed with breaking a Guinness world record, your whole class smelling your poop, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the discovery of all the Tubi stars in our midst, the antipasto scandal rocking the nation, getting rocked and rammed at Weird Al, a POW featuring Fanta Pineapple, Larry and Maurice as the OG iconic duo, the little phrase that captured the imaginaysh of every kid, teaching kids to hate landlords, a children’s story about a sexual criminal, forcing a kid to take dog doodoo to school, a maple syrup horror story and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss how everyone and their mother is getting botox, getting moles removed, pool kids vs. non-pool kids, advertisers making poop hot, Storybook Weaver & Cross Country Canada, cannibals eating boot leather, another banger POW featuring Cove, the joy of sprinkler days, The Hair of George, the infamous B44 Skydome sleepover, school radio, improv and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss training to lucid dream, the new 15 inch Capri Sun, Liv’s current state of psychosis, the humiliation of reading text msgs in court, Maddy's discovery of the whole Labubu thing, POW feat. Peace Tea, the chalk on Bubble Tape, decor in the 90s aka the worst era for design, decorative plates, sexy leg lamps, dastardly colour combos, tables made of dollhouses, putting everything on a diagonal, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss fear of finding out aka fofo, the millennial pause, the Zeddy ferris wheel, Sears, the solemn tone of Instacart ads, a scary Arthur story, hating sparkling water, propaganda from Big Milk, a s'mores life hack, how annoying camp fire kid Gary is, regretting not being a lifeguard, teaching kids to read their contracts, fish in bags and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the men wilding out in our tiktok comments, Maddy’s experience living The Suite Life, getting gaslit by housekeeping, the flavour “icy”, shirley temples as a gateway drink, America’s sweetheart John Ritter, young Kaley Cuoco and her whale tail, Liv’s twin sis Eva Amurri, soft tv dads working as writers, big capitalism pushing teens to double lunch, a genius revelation about the death of g2g, the concept of 3 hots and a cot, wanting to bring back the flip phone, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the Lancome Juicy Tube ads with all the 2000s crushes, lip glosses with cranks, how commercials used to be fun, YouTube vids of raking sand filled with dildos, a POW review of Rubicon, being self-conscious about our knowledge of primate species, the anxiety induced by the trapeze on Math Circus, the ethics of George having sex, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the Royal Match celebrity ad epidemic, Momtok, stinky ice cubes, a review of the Tim Horton’s Infusr, the iconic schoolyard romp of Scotty Doesn’t Know, sex comedies as the OG pornog, the lip ring version of Matt Damon, the depiction of Europe in film, the ethics of showing teen bobos, reliving old MSN convos, the atrocity of a sex scene in a confessional and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss how we’re the adult snackboiz podcast, the ponpon style of shirt, the discovery of a downbeat zhjing, the power of a sunglass+ hat combination, the funhouse effects on a YouTube watch, 40 year olds pretending to be teens, women in stem but make it fashion, the beauty of a made up name, wanting a diary with a kill switch, a no-kids condo, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the age old feud of car vs. pedestrian, Maddy’s family business, pulling your tongue muscle from sedentary lifestyle, the apple juice clip that rocked the nation, an explosive edition of POW, when you bundle an uber eats, Liv’s bout of mania pursuing her P.I license, being a sleepy teen, Loretta Cancun, nature versus nurture when it comes to being a P.I, thermos lunches, the stank of fridge air infusing into food, when you try to fix a curl, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss Maddy’s anti-Pretty Woman moment, Liv’s de-collaring of Lindt bunnies, birthday cake pop, using the word groom in reference to kids, Abby’s teaching methods, divorce caused by dance, stuffing your ballet shoe, whether Abby Lee is a changeling, the owner of Candy Apple Studios, the infamous Star Trek-style costume malfunction and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss AI videos of anthropomorphic cats & barnacle-filled whales, Maddy’s box seats at the hanging, exhaustion in the bones, Liv’s romantic getaway to East Side Marios, the most anti-climactic prank of all time, the classic straight man vamp vs. comedy vamp, the need for representation of kids with parents, body con plain tees, the ethics of vampires dating teens, a huge revelation about the title and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss our sad bank accounts, hairlines and head circumferences, the connection between 9/11 and the origin of bratz dolls, Blair's passion for James Cameron and his Titanic-obsessed ass, being a girlie girl, Maddy's penchant for eating Polly Pocket hats, the size of modern teens' jeans, how old these damn dolls are and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss sleep eating, how big 2am is in music, how you take your banana bread, the menu at the CCFAC, a bombastic new edish of POW/TTC/Pop Culture, Coke Zero as the masc version of DC, those condos from The Hills, the character of Josh aka a boyfriend straight out of Loony Tunes, the parade of hats, the flash in the pan that was Ryan Cabrera, song writing with the drummer from Sugar Ray and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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The media we are ingesting is all over the place. Also why is sushi available 24/7 at the airport? We talk Carrie, The Pitt, The Studio, BLINK the podcast and so many other things. We are always looking for recommendations on the Patreon so please join if ya can :)
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In this episode we discuss those lil Charmin toilet bears, a POW review of Cove soda, injuries caused by doodoo shovelling, the fear of brain-eating amoebas, the infamous curse, Livin' La Vida Loca as a dog whistle for ADHD kids, singing Mambo Number 5 on the schoolyard, how sexed up this high school is, Mr.Shu's closet of camel coloured Danier leather jackets, how terrible the name Cheerios is for the cheerleading team and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss all the cyber sleuthing in the wake of Big Hairy Leg, a botched Orange Coke Zero live review, whether or not you have a puff pit, how much stalkers love stinky pillows, the distinct accent of art dealers, how silly it is when men have hair, misrepresentation of hackers, checking up on someone taking long in the bathroom, the famous “in English please” trope, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss some boots on the ground intel about Nancy Grace, a review of the 7Up Shirley Temple, childrens’ books that are the stuff of nightmares, the Blossom hat, when moms go to “Paris”, long-sleeve pyjama shirts, the first time using a tampon, writing a letter to CosmoGirl, the era of garlic decor, how gross it is to scratch a back, celebrating when a girl gets her period and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss candy culture from childhood, growing up with an ice machine, THE bar aka the log-shaped Reese, how shirley temples = Swiss Chalet, Lifehouse, the womens’ version of a civil war re-enactment, baby Lex Luther’s luscious ginger hair, the targeted hit from that meteor, Lex getting Nair’d by a meteor, Allison Mack, wearing bikini-style underwear, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the origin of Maddy's hypochondria, orange pee, a new hot spot in town, how hard it is to do pizza dough, what an aardvark is, whether or not Muffy is hot, how much Binky looks like a grown man, the personification of Arthur’s organs, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the irksome texture of kiwi, juice from concentrate, the sonic warfare waged by the words “ceetus lupeedus” , how boring space seems, the angler fish, studying bone marrow in space, the blurring of lines between adults and kids, a boy band called Microbe, what a big brat Zenon is, the tragic aunt Judy character, the sonic equivalent of “the dress”, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss Pop Of The Week (POW) featuring drinks with aloe chunks, whether or not we board (hint we don’t), the ill-fated Vermont ski trip, putting a boy in your MSN name, the Scoot of it all, the epidemic of too-big hats, metaphors about women being like expired milk and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss some major pop debacles, My Strange Addiction strawberry applesauce edition, the scent notes of an elementary school gym closet, putting pillows in a blanket box every night, Nemo's aka the other lead character, wearing stockings in your own house and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss being a nosty girl, what came first the awful husband or the awful husband show, go-to flaves for sparkling water, our cool new cartoon character Black Cherry, robots taking our jobs, recognizing AI animals, sitcoms joking about postpartum, cool girls eating baby food, drawing a penu on your buddy’s face, the "crazy sister" archetype, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss Maddy being a popcorner, the mind-blowing Cool Rider cameo in Merry Gentlemen, how Smartfood stinks weird, crying about food, Liv’s shameful Everybody Loves Raymond spiral, man caves, married couples “hooking up”, how using Fank Costanza is basically doping, the horror of having to share your bathroom, the missed opportunity with the title and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss how Maddy is "getting into pops", being shamed by the Presto tapper, eating all the cookies before a cookie swap, the need to make shortbread sexy again, the wig in the room, stars infiltrating the Hallmark sector, the utter castration of CMM, the Rhythm Room’s business model, disgracing Magic Mike, the cult-like behaviour of these parents, the 5-inch log cake, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss the absolute banger of a soundtrack, the Wishbone wardrobe guy, the OOAK, ripe green pepper corns, what Colin Firth does to aunts/moms/grandmas, “my mummy's netflix my choice”, thinking 32 would be fun, the horror of the weight stuff, our go-bags for Hugh Grant, the phobia of hearing people talk about you, Kafka’s motorbike, the sickening feeling as a kid re:the affair, Lara the Hakim optical sl*t, the infamous blue soup, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss a PSA to people who send bad photos, how we all need to start wearing the same outfit 24/7, how alarming it is that a child made this hofro, Dustin Milligan's striking appearance, the classic "curtain billowing in the wind" trope, the anatomy and intellectual makeup of a hofro, grown women taking advantage of a 3 day-old snowman, the financial abuse committed against Lacey, the small town politics of Hope Springs and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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In this episode we discuss yearning for high school football culture, having an X account in this day and age, the joy of discovering English Teacher, bespoke boys cosplaying football, the Canadian version of a cheerleading costume, America's obsession with teens, Schitt's Creek guy playing a hot snowman, Toronto giving Taylor Swift the ick, why Connie Britton is just good people, the foreign language that is "plays" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss AI nostalgia videos, the most bummer months of the year, Liv’s baby mittens for her rotting finger, Maddy’s medical doctor lineage, the song Green Tambourine by Mikey, being attracted to TJ Detweiler, Mikey’s objectum-sexual relationship with his bike, speculation about Gus’ home life and his military dad, the Botox lips on the Digger Brothers, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the concept of dogs h-wording, how it turns out that anti-sex doesn't sell, some killer dog costume ideas, RyGo, how evergreen the creepiness of these opening credits is, the "glasses boy" character, having shrimp cocktail and mashed potatoes for breakfast, whether the brother is "in the coffin" still, 11 y.o mechanics, the cameo from GilGo and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss going off the rails for a night of clurb-ing to the GBumps theme, the mystery of Elliot Moose, ordering Halloween costumes on UberEats, the sinister nature of Kasamba ads, how cute and unassuming R.L Stine is, Kid Buys His Own Advent Calendar aka the saddest story ever told, the name Carly Beth, the He-Man childhood test for depression, being deemed not criminally responsible by reason of insanity by worm, some sinister undertones and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss ways to get in sweata weatha spirit, fake voicemails from murderers, the bizarre 9/11 connection, how it’s easier to learn FD logic as a kid, having to identify your son’s body by a Playboy Bunny necklace, putting your soggy bathing suit in a plastic bag, how the rube goldberg is not rube-ing in this movie, shishkabobs, how Glee is basically FD, wanting conjugal visits with FD and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the greatest month of all, people who lay their life on the line for the company dime, saying “sweet dreams” before you get sedated, the quirkiness of reactive dogs, when your partner has a celebrity crush, digital camera photo albums with multiple parts, whether Halloween horror fests have been cancelled, camcorder culture, being an FD premonition kid, the clear Mac mouse, the FD GOAT death aka the tanning bed and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss America's sweetheart Moo Deng, the societal downfall brought by Hawk Tuah girl, having to triage your ailments, Liv's upcoming hole-onoscopy appointment, Maddy getting shafted by her live-in model scout, being performative with Animorph books, the loathsome nature of Rita Repulsa's hat, reverse visual ASMR, a new horror flick from MadLiv Productions and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Alexa PenaVega's casting as young HH, when the infamous "prodigal son returns", H2 as Blake Lively's inspo, the dubiousness of the Dorothy gumbo pot of spheres technology, printing mapquest directions, the unspoken secret that the nerds are the bullies, HH's psycho sexual obsession with tornados, how Jami Gertz is the hero, how you shouldn't bring your doggie storm chasing, the absolute lack of stakes, not wanting our crushes to see us flying around in a tornado and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the lack of response to the trump shark image, the movies our high school teachers played in class that had nothing to do with the subject, our fellow Canadian Justin Chatwin, how Samue was totally right about ice, the archetype of "man who puts science above everything", whether those masks on planes are even real, the quintessential childhood Pompei phase, these people who keep doing their job when the world is ending, how our parents wouldn't come for us like DQuaid, the cozy library that sparked the lust for end of the world, the way the ice be creepin, how annoying the astronauts are and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss having ciabatta bread for the first time, how the greatest comedy bit ever performed was by a shark, admitting to pimp my riding a shark, the quintessential monkey bar scene, having to deliver the line “come to mama” as an actor, water shoes aka the ultimate boner killer, singing and dancing at the sight of your work in smitherenes and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our never ending saga with terrible hairlines, Liv's fairytale trip to the farm, how hot Maddy looks in her new movie, the prospect of us doing the apple dance, the mystery of Thomas Jane, thinking the same was Samu, how terrifying the majesty of the ocean is, the rules of parole for a shark wrangler, catios for humans, the physics of the shark platform in the Austin Powers lab and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss all the staples of “lake sweet lake” style cottagecore, the worst story you’ll ever hear in your life, hating Jared P cause of Dean from Gilmore Girls, why no one wanted to watch Smallville, how Jensen Ackles is the most underrated hunk, how JDM is the ultimate life partner, the scariness of "person on ceiling" vs. "person in corner", the viability of being a demon hunter or a writer, the trigger that is Halloween, the importance of the line “dad’s on a hunting trip” and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the no-mans land that is Facebook its the bday army, converting Maddy to the deodorant-on-thigh method, Liv discovering Chappell Roan, the cozy childhood Reba experience, how actors don’t get to be rich anymore, if Reba had Sabrina Carpenter bangs, 90’s kitchen aesthetic, Barbara Jean as the young hot thang, wanting to get a scalp cleaning, barebacking a woven garbage basket in the kitchen and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss all the super kewl terms for marijuana, the origin story of Boston Pizza, how millennials tried to ruin dogs with doggos & toe beans, how much our babies look like us, all the mudslinging going on on the Patreon, emotional support iced coffees, mad love for MLP and her traumatic history, the brilliance of Elizabeth Perkins, how the twains of s*x and family should never meet, those chain belts, how you shouldn’t put teddy cams in teen bedrooms, the plans for our animal sanctuary and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss being fungal queens, the truth behind what ringworm is, a god awful experience dining on King West, a play by play account of our first time watching a live performance of guacamole, temperature freaks, wanting the Wonderbread of tacos, our brains utterly refusing to accept knowledge about things we find boring, these strangers we watched named Mike and Pops, how demolitions used to be a thing back in the day, the sinister vibes of old timey construction footage, the beauty of lifelong learners, Maddy’s new show, hot new stuff happening on the Patreon and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our never ending support for big business, if the internet might just be a bad thing after all, being ready for a baby in your 50s, a huge development in the Shawn Ashmore saga, coming out as artists (in the month of pride no less), how push pins immediately evoke duotangs, making frames out of sponges aka the worst craft ever made, how impressive the big art attacks with clothes were, Liv's childhood attempt at securing a Guinness world record, using the droopy man exercise as a test for perverts, the coolest thing about drawing a cube, being workaholics in elementary school and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss all the constructs and schemas we break down via nostalgia (which isn’t cringe), the madlibs that is the genre of “Canadian improvised soap-opera”, the legend of the McDonald’s caboose, being at peace with North West being Simba, mystery smells, Facebook memories of humiliating past statuses, how when you see something (a bad show) you need to say something (horrible about it), that classic commuter archetype of the lothario, not being a patriot, sleeper cells awoken by the national anthem, when your Canadian is showing, how Toronto is technically Little America, actors making choices, hooking up on the GO Train, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the latest news in the chip world with Lays super mash bro mashups, Maddy's infamous work relationship with her peer Shawn Ashmore and Liv's unfounded hate-on for him, getting negged by Youtube, the problem with teen paramedics, being activists for the group PAF (Podcasters Against Fireworks), how people ought to eat noodles instead of baby eels, using a cucumber to practice CPR, the ethics of stepping on a tarantula and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss an amazing new segment called "Burden Of The Week", the newly released Tim Horton's flatbreads, the varying boiling points of a microwave pizza, doing a Supersize Me but for brain by feeding your brain junk food, being an unfluencer, when your phone blows up after giving your number for condo pre-build info, clickbait about the sun baby, all the phallic symbols, the era of Tinky Winky gay panic, the horror of going behind the scenes at a dairy farm, whether listening to diarrhea noises for 10 minutes should pass for baby comedy, being a medical marvels and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our issues with all the money men dogging us, the sock wars waging online, Liv's disdain for the current fashion trends, the OG classic dog names, the b-team roster of "before school shows", being sad that Wishbones dead, what happened to the silky smooth bowl cut hair after the bowl cut, how perfect all the costumes were on WB, how much the "pound" was featured in 90s kids movies, Blue Hat Lady, Dean Caine as Little John, Maddy's experience with protesting in the lunchroom, wishing they didn't give WB a love interest and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss an insane My Strange Addiction circa 2024 update which involves a wine tour of eating cush, Liv’s Chipotle hack that went haywire, Maddy’s garbage bag of buns, the horror of a grown woman crying about being “deflowered”, debunking nosebleed tactics, the endless comedy of bigs with littles, the era of foot-in-toilet syndrome, the signature Ashton shrill voice and Brittany tongue smile, asking for it by marrying a “sports guy”, whether it’s cozy to be trapped in a snowball, the Ricola yoddle, the American girl character saying “nee nu nee nu”, more court cases and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's professional jealousy of Joe Rogan, EQAO season and 3-sided mini cubicles, a listener story about making their own Coyote Ugly bar that only served water, Tyra Banks shadowing a homeless person, our eternal love for Brittany Murphy aka the Queen of Charm, being a Butterfly Effect girl, Liv's infamous eerie childhood photography, the female millennial obsession with being smol, a full court case involving the treatment of dogs in 2000's comedy, rich mother characters legally needing to be named something sexual, how rich families are apparently obsessed with flag football and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss being in love with Ty Pennington even though he probs stinks weird, learning about "Tree Man" aka the first time Maddy ever felt empathy, liking our cream eggs soft boiled, hating the name "Amy Wynn", all the "comedy" no one asked for, Sesame Street Bluenotes t-shirts as the original band tee, the hidden goofs and gags amidst the sped up scenes, the era of green & white checkered decor, those horrifying life-size toddler dolls that cry in the corner, coffee table centrepieces made with sand & potpourri & gems, when ad execs discovered that sex sells, using slip covers as a design crutch, the drama of painting the furniture, public access internet ATM's, giving a room a "spicy Asian theme" (yikes), and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our newest show idea of a detective who uses sticky feet to collect evidence, how Trading Spaces has been wiped from existence, a listener's celeb encounter with Stacy London, an update on the TCO feat. Mini Eggs mash up, how stupid the word "clodhopper" is, our first times (with true crime, duh), using nougat as methodone to wean off cushion, Liv's reveal of her own strange addiction, the danger of getting shot by hunters as a furry, the horror show that is bezaors, beanies with brims and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our trials and tribulations with parenting small rodents, how terrifying it would be to live in the early wild west days of reality tv, getting revenge on the people who nominated you, how "fashionable" Stacy and Clinton are, the specific type of trauma incurred by the subjects of reality tv, getting absolutely ripped to shreds while in a 3-way mirror aka the most vulnerable place on the planet, how a "big ass" used to be an insult, the irksome nature of throwing the clothes out WITH the hangers into an OG trash can, how Nick Arrojo only knows how to cut hair short, our ride or die Carmindy, Gina's visible PTSD at the end and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss “The 4 S’s” of non-negotiable film genres, Oleato and lavender lattes, the Mini Egg & TCO supermash bros style mashup we’ve all been waiting for, comparing regional tv channels and Pizza Pizza phone numbers, the childhood/adulthood shock of seeing Kate’s belly, Leah being a “tiny controller”, whether we owe Kate an apology, the type of person who would become an AOD (Angel Of Death), if we’d give some of the sextuplets away, the complicated mathematics of their custody arrangement, when your hairstyle becomes a halloween costume, Jon’s transition to a DJ/stripper, the age old question: what is a DJ? And SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy choosing to not go into the family foley artist business, NYC baseball teams (weird), whether you're legally allowed to bully kids if they're rich, the worst year in fashion history aka 2009, scull scarves, the poor man's rich Chuck Bass, the money laundering scheme called Operation Smile, being burnt out at 10 y.o, Sebastian's sick addiction to "hooking up", hideous Tuscan apartments, BBM, how going to a restaurant in NYC is called "having a party", announcing you've never had sex with your husband on insta and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the sinister conspiracy involving mid-level celebrities and the game Royal Match, the signature filter of Canadian tv, getting attacked by 90's font, not being able to relate to the human experience of wearing a chef souffle hat, whether this show is just a giant health ed video for/by parents, stuffing your bra with ping pong balls and Nespresso pods, the scariest scene in the history of the world, the protocol needed for a male teacher handling a bra and SO MUCH MORE!!!
Guess what we talk about in this episode? Maddy's insane "economic theories" with no basis, 123-let-me-watch-this.com, low rise jeans making us sick with little tops, an internet outage occurs, resonating with Johnny Drama, HATING TURTLE the sex pest, doing a captcha with Turtle, Hummer "cars" HUMVEES, terrible service at THE GAP, Vince being a secretly bad actor, waiting for the moment we have our own entourage, a real deep Parent Trap callback, Jet and Cold Hard Bitch running the 2000s, Lola Freezes and the pyramids and... MATAHORN MATAHORN MATAHORN.
In this episode we discuss how loose lipped we got during our live show, the way GusGus carries cheese, our take on the new seasons of True Detective and Fargo, Drake's leaked (long?) dick pic, the name Riley Stone as a perfect pornstar name, Lois' voluminous mom hair, Reese's standard issue spikey hair, the 2000s boom of pig-based pranks, Liv's experience with a pregnant Bhad Baby bully, how you have to age into your love and respect for Lois, how Hal is the only loveable lazy husband, our PTSD from toxic teen girl friendships and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss how Winners is a full twilight zone, having hammerhead shark style tits, needing a masters in geometry to figure out bra sizes, the legality of eating chicken and mustard, our feelings about psychics, the perma shit cloud we’ve manifested, how every teenage girl from the 70s/80s was always packing up the car and moving to LA, the Hannah Montana brother-style wig of Allison’s husband, the horrifying trope of “man trying to f woman on a laptop”, how oversexed this couple is, what it would be like going on a double date with them, car GPS DVD players, what a “theory of evidence” is, faking your own death cause you got drunk, the significance of 4L of blood and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy aka Lil Miss CBC and her new show, guys who do weasle ball tricks, our upcoming live s*x show (eek), breastfeeding Diet Coke, going to the mall at 5pm on a Friday, whether detention exists in Canada, Liv's dastardly era of terrible extensions, the day Rayban Wayfares entered the chat and changed the world as we know it, rolling your shorts, not having a body that's compatible with bustiers, a cameo from Volchuk, 2010's The Fray-style music, an upsetting cameo from Miranda and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss fun "Emma" (wink) Stone facts, the difference between condos and apartments, summer super sale blowouts of the ass variety, how Jeff Bezos takes care of the customer, the resurgence of Ashlee Simpson, how much Medieval Times hates vegetarians, our new show Jest-Her about the first female jester, when you're a card carrying vegetarian who hates vegetables, how perfect Amanda Bynes is in this role, how these parents are parent goals, whether Emma got a face transplant, trying in vain to style your bangs without a round brush in the era of straighteners, how french immersion kids were basically homeschooled jungle freaks, Christian bullies, self surgery on skin tags and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss going double (Von) dutch with your friend, some bits we're workshopping, how eating a California Sandwich is like racing against a tidal wave, the way streaming services are trying to send us to the asylum, all the crumbelievable crumbelinas, our universal incredulousness that LC got a spinoff, how downright unlikeable they all are, the utter lack of improv, the need for a study on viewers to look for brain rot, the bombastic payoff from making Audrina wait 2 weeks to go into the pool, the standout performance from the FIDM guidance councillor, the fortitude of Heidi in saying no to retail, how the hair isn't hairing, whether this show is warfare to lull the masses into submission and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our HUGE literal NATIONAL award, how excited we are to see that new swimming pool horror movie, sharks coming out of french doors in pools, how the Criminal Minds guys don't know shit, Gypsy Rose's scandalous posts, Liv's tale of eating at Ikea, the need for visibility of unhealthy vegetarians, songs written by AI, the era of "round-toe slouch booties", front-saddling at 4pm, teenagers renovating barns, TNA bowling bags, being a professional cellist, how you could fart and A would immediately text you that it's stinky, the OG kidnapping hoax artist Sherry Papini, how to make a tot mom and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss which CBrown character are you (ex. a Charlie moon with a Lucy rising), the annual family xmas viewing of Ma, Maddy suddenly using the word fiance, the apex predator that is Amazon, the humiliation of yankee swap, regifting from a store that's closed, the signature PR move of "getting ahead of it", when a therapist prescribes dance, thinking that Lucy was a b**** as a kid, how we as a nation were gaslit into believing CBrown picked the wrong tree (wtf is an ALUMINUM tree?!?), Liv not wanting to hurt plants' feelings, the Wilmer Fudd hat, not being able to stomach watching CBrown as a kid and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the crudely done CGI of the 90s, Keith Morrison reading Rudolph instead of Gilgo Beach murders, the age old real vs. fake tree debate, glue aka the unsung American hero, how we should be taxing the Rich family way more, the sovereign Gilead-esque nation of Richville, stopputtingdollarsignsondogs.org, F Mary Kill Keenbean Cadbury Iorona, when billionaires used to be cute, pre-teen boy fleece jester hats, dogs in guitar cases, old men in jet black wigs, the extreme anxiety of choosing the perfect words for a wish to avoid a monkey paw sitch and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss inspirational quotes about women living with wolves, Maddy's late night texts from Santa, getting catfished by Amazon, having a go-bag for Bill from MATEOTW, child's play true crime talk, how these characters are absolute husks, the era of wearing biz casual to the cloob, the horror of watching a camp director say "as I live and breathe", the epidemic of Brian Melo ass squared baseball caps in this flick, whether they wear crotch guards while in the pants, how much Kostas sucks, how Carmen's mom has zero friends, the secret villain of this movie and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss teasing your hair, our colleagues from Ned's Declassified bringing shame on the pod community, the razor sharp line between a Vanity Fair photo and Sears, our new Elizabeth Holmes-ian business venture, the death of the big goofy comedy, how no one goes to the theatre to see bad movies anymore, the evolution of Emma Stone, "giving ned" (puke), crochet toques, having strong feelings about Kat Dennings, THE Anna Faris voice that rocked the nation, love interest dudes that have no desirable traits, the need to stop using farm animals in pranks, the group effect of this makeover, Rumer Willis' breakout scene, the "unexpected mutual learning" tool in a writer's toolbox, the baby scene and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss using "someecards.com" as social media, what level we are on YTV haunted house game, desks that are human-sized butter keepers, what our computer rooms looked like, wearing vests, 2000s teens trying (in vain) to conceal zits, the viral video to Ellen Show pipeline, whether Salad Fingers was a predator bat signal, the production value of "Shoes", how we used to communicate using video quotes, the advent of the word betch, discovering absurdism aka #randum, the pioneers of exploiting kids for laughs and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Canadian Heritage Moments, the BIG ASS news about our BIG ASS Canadian Podcasting nominations, the joys of fork-to-table eating, the Sbux Christmas lineup, shopping at the nice grocery store like you're Charlot & The Chortlet Factory, whether Americans watch Degrassi as a joke, the Canadian trade embargo on cheer uniforms, the horror of the "talk in between smooches" trope, the inspo of the Drake rags to riches story, buying thongs at mall kiosks, is it the whale tale or the chef souffle hat, a Ma reboot but make it Craig and his stepdad, why the entire cast looks familiar as hell, how hats can be a joyous thing if you're not the one wearing it and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss sending your dog to the store, Maddy's sad Cat In The Hat story, all the Casper porn proliferating on the internet, a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, all the veggie options at McDonald's in Ireland, being seen on an adult ghost walk by a group of teens, the most displeasing aesthetic humanly possible, what being a "myth busting priest" entails, white girl "Missy from Bring It On" faux dreads, the Black Swan nail scene, how hats are just plain funny, kids being psyched for the rapture, the iconic heart with white outline shirt, Liv's Jay-Z remix about Poo'in it and SO MUCH MORE!!!
This week we discuss Ugg slippers and their knockoffs, thinking skinny jeans were eternal, death row last meals, whether people know who Devon Sawa is, the ultra chic lewk of a bitchy blonde rich widow in a kids movie, if it's sociopathic to not feel bad for Casper, how phones worked in the 90s, the math/science of a ghost's age, the need to stop sexualizing animals and ghosts, tv for dogs, ghost biology pertaining to sh*tting, the childhood obsession with at-home chair lifts for elderly people, treats made to look gross, why every angel has curly hair, how old timey boys always wear white blousy peasant tops and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss whether the curtains match the drapes, trying to talk to young people, all the hot goss from our recent live show, whether this is Canadian, if Jay Baruchel was born with that voice, how terrifying the intro is, how plaid flannel on a kid signifies "problems at home", being scared of sharks in pools, wanting a tin pool and flottie for the backyard, when hot girl effect happens on a Beaker Boy, blaming your farts on an acid ghost, that post-drowning coziness, the lifeguard to janitor pipeline, ghosts on planes and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss what horror flicks we've been indulging in lately, the weird AF movie selection on Amazon Prime, whether Kellan Lutz is hot, the Goosebumps School of Acting, Maddy practising kissing on lawn gnomes, growing "Columbine"(scary) melons and roses in one garden, being in gnome POV, when gnomes gone wild, when teachers say "I'd write that down if I were you", how kids in Goosebumps and women are never believed and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss dogs and farm animals, when Uber Eats goes horribly wrong, how we're still technically pre-law/pre pre-elite/pre-med, how non-conformists are actually the biggest conformists of all, having a gymnastics wedding, when you still think you're a "super hot female" but then you jump, hating most in judges what we see in ourselves, the truth behind Poot Lovato, getting the wind knocked out of you, the bra strap controversy that rocked the nation, how following the rules is actually the ultimate act of rebellion and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our love of the flavours "brown" and "blue", how bugs are never in condos, the nightmare of being a double-dog mom, doing Neocitrin aka the new girls night in, the allure of the back handspring, Liv's childhood trauma of not making it into pre-elite gymnastics, Maddy getting held back by her jazz ass, the "loveable scoundrel" archetype, feeling kinship with "that blonde guy" from Fired Up, wanting to bring skate culture to a non-skate environment, never doing an authentic thing in our entire lives, being ill with jealousy of Missy Peregrym and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss school agendas, Liv being an organization princess, the concept of drinkable yogurt, how politicized teens eating breakfast was, whether you're cut or uncut (in the tongue), the scientific logistics of feeding a KD chin mouth person, Microsoft Encarta, having a complicated relationship with the Farmer's Almanac, the Guiness Book as the original Perez Hilton, walking down the aisle to the Body Break tune, Maddy's suspicious in-home kindergarten interview, who funds Body Break, how you can feel a taste in your cheeks, the etymology of the word "gulp", and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss how much #setlife is taking over our lives, missing the boat on being ASMRtists, how movies are actually hard to make, the historical importance of the Denny Era, Maddy's secret desire to be an emergency surgeon, why there's a "MC" before dreamy or steamy, being a sick tv addict going through withdrawal, playing surfer music while teens are having seizures, how nothing should be set in Seattle except Frasier, the lore around T.R. Knight, wanting a medic alert bracelet that says "no residents plz", how intoxicating boat gas is, teen Liv being "little girl who cried colon cancer", how cringy it is when doctors try to be cool and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss all of the fun we had at Fan Expo, our latest experience in the never ending Boston Pizza saga, the reality of #setlife, the most shocking piece of trivia regarding Emily Osment, Hannah's disguise which consists solely of Bono glasses, Maddy's infamous alter ego Faddy Moley, whether two adult women should criticize shows meant for babies, how to use being a secret popstar to get revenge, Tish and Blly Ray's recent weddings, Billy Ray as a security guard who is always gone taking a shit, corns that are cobbing, having a giant walk in closet full of Chinese slippers, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss fugly university dorm furniture made from mahogany, the extreme illness induced by the iconic "4 quadrant display case" Ikea table, Maddy's humiliating flub at yoga, the nursery rhyme that involves popping heads of dandelions, Liv's engagement with cottagecore, fantasy worlds where women want to give hand jobs, Stern-boi-ing out over Alexsander Skarsgard, our unfounded negative feelings towards Anna Paquin, how the power to hear people's thoughts would make us b our b's out, how punchable Sam's face is, whether the show Summerland ever existed, the trauma of actors and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss how sickeningly jealous we were of this cast, taking fashion risks, the major launchpad that is Degrassi, the Shenae Beech (NÉE Grimes) eyebrow beauty mark, Maddy's family gatorade ball pit aka their Dodge Caravan, our VERY opposing views on the university scandal, the ethics of wearing bikinis at night with your brother, getting bullied for being pale, a certain cameo that involves a royal blowjob, all the fugly purse straps akimbo, having to see Michael from The Wire as Dixon, mamas boring people, making a meal of your adoption, the American Apparel skater dress and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss committing spoilers against yourself by falling asleep, Doodle Bears, boys weaponizing Skydancers, 90s singers having perma frogs in their throats, how adults should never discuss kids having "soft lips", the death grip of the infinity scarf, whether this is the prototype for Lizzie Mguire, the various forms of bangs-based diseases, tragic dermaplaning accidents, whistleblowing about periods and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss a much overdue Movie Corner (and not the movies ya think), Sesame Street shirts from Bluenotes, the phenomenon of teen boys thinking their friend is a dog/their sister into the hottest girl alive, an alternate universe where accordions are cool like guitars, humiliating people using the alphabet, those mesh bedazzled slipper sandals, whether the grotesque character of Ashley Grant is actually a feminist icon, registering your prom dress, gym floors that open into swimming pools and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss some Party Of Five reflections and retractions, getting unwanted peeks behind fast food curtains, the utterly off-brand/uncanny valley/poor man's nature of this film, how brazen Shakespeare is aka brazen Bill, the Aaron Paul dilemma of it all, how often teen crushes happen to be neighbours, when bangs go Betty Spaghetti, when c plot nerdy boy characters go to parties, whether the cast of Breaking Bad paid to bury this movie, plaid bedding, suffering from a pillow sham illness aka pillness, when a script is full Mad Libs and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Mother Boy style doggie dates, the sex move "the sloppy Guiseppe", being a Stern boi in the streets and a Barbara Bush in the sheets, how badly big wigs wanna marry computers, Shameless patient zero, how much fisherman were around in the 90s, our dream of living in the horror town in "From", orphans figuring out their finances, crying on your bed with your shoes on, dancing in the Home Depot and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag and all her Parisian brags about being in Paris, the dream of having a Guiseppe-based wedding proposal, Maddy's stance that it's cheugy to drink iced lattes in Europe, how unsettling an inconsistent laugh track is, what's going on with band teachers, if Salem is end game for Sabrina, the genius innovation that was e-cards, how random/Ebaum's world/salad fingers some of these witch rules are, Chubbies and Chupa Chups, how lame their spells are and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss watching Maury after school, how Wednesdays are for piano lessons, the different iterations of the steamroller game, whether or not the royal family knew about Passions, being a "carnival chair person", whatever happened to Timmy and SO MUCH MORE!!!
We chat Boston Pizza smells, Nanaimo bars, Happy the Narc, Rev Camden, Annie Camden, holding a joint like it's the ring from LOTR, no one being cool in this episode, Beverley' Mitchell's race car movie for 2 seconds, weed and sperm count? And a buncha other stuff!
This week, we're talkin' "What's Your Thing", "House Hippo", "Smart As You" and the chart-topping hit "Don't Put It In Your Mouth". All can be found on the holy grail that is Youtube. Run don't walk!!!
In this episode we discuss the need to stop making fun of podcasters, our stance on Miss Vickie's All Dressed chips, Maddy's descent into a full blown princess pig in the 'Peg, the luxuriousness of eating snacks in hotel beds, the cringe of the Ned's Declassified kids begging for a reboot, Raven's comedic genius, getting complimented by missionaries, The Social aka The View, booger fountains, the Glee effect happening with this cast, clear purple everything, refusing to p**p at school, the thrill of gardening and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss hating music but loving band tees, the blaspheme of the term "frogging", Liv's genius idea for a horror tableau (TmTmTm), the transition into a fullblown Pigpen Pig Princess in the 'Peg, Maddy's HUGE (annoying) announcement, whether or not we could work Below Deck Med, how much we hate Guiseppe the pizza mascot, the bop that is the intro music, how Ronald Reagan was a tv writer, the bullying of rolly bag kids, Ardenes surprise bags, the difference of boob metrics by province and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss having a crush on the Grinch, Tim Horton's documented history of refusing to toast their bagels, fraudulent puppacinos, the correlation of being a Big & Jess girl vs. an Aiden & Dean girl, the upside of getting ghosted in the 90s, the human atrocity that is the Texas Micky, the natural maturation into a Miranda/Rizzo type, Liv's intrusive memory regarding a purse full of condoms, how quaint NYC is, Samantha's dialect and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss getting/giving pink eye via black bottom liner, what came first the hot cereal dino egg or the dino, Maddy's slew of wine bot followers, the absolute hell of streaming add-ons, Liv's potential manslaughter of a little old lady, the hierarchy of illegal downloading links (i.e Putlocker is king), thinking that Californication means "being Californianized", the mystery age of adults on television, the big terrible elephant in the room aka Becca, whether Hank is even a good writer, how 6th grade is young for bobo grabbing, the 2000's relic that is cosmo glasses and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this minisode we discuss Maddy's intro to double-doggie mom life, childhood vs. adult friendships, Liv's signature hot cereal recipe, having an insatiable need to ingest carbon, crumbs in the bed, the toxicity of having Ritz in the house, the advent of the OBB aka one bite brownie aka farm-to-table artisanal treats, the latest instalment of "What You Watchin' Mate Corner", all the hate for the Betsey bag and A MINI BIT MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Era of Blue, the current 7th Heaven renaissance, crying headaches, Dill from Stickin' Around's famous saying "hooooooly mackerel", whether Maddy caused her stinking problem from excessive deoderant use, msn talk IRL, Liv's infamous Betsey Johnson bag she spent her teen life savings on, a "restaurant opening" for a pita pit, needing to ask for hot sauce consent, boys voices cracking, sanitary napkins, whether you'd rather have diarrhea or a period stain on a date and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Braceface getting her period while rollerblading, Ruthie Camden's Maxim cover, what makes a hatter go mad, different ways people celebrate tax season, Maddy's skill of laundering money from herself, how writers are obsessed with making junior/high school a "jungle", the star power of Coconut Head, whether it was God or Jesus who wrote the bible, the perils of using no-name nasal spray, being in split grades, Liv's trauma of getting rated by the older kids, getting blamed/framed for crimes against bathrooms and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss jugs & knockers during Ailments Corner, the mentality (emphasis on the mental) of preferring to get an F over a B, how visceral Doodle Bears are, the shocking results of the poll regarding Maddy's huge sin at BP, how big of a doghead Simon is, how the MAGA movement started with Rev Camden, getting arrested for "petty larceny", Matt & Mary as ultimate couple goals, how Revs shouldn't be dads, our legal eagle expertise, the OJ-level magnitude of this trial, carcinogenic candies and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the emotional come-down from our infamous Comicon live show (including Joel's MASSIVE blunder), our thoughts and prayers for our number one gal Amanda Bynes, the giant elephant in the room, the agenda of trying to make Christians look sexy and cool, the horrifying RELIC that is "pet stores", the parents' raging nymphomania, whether doing a headstand gives you your period, the worst documented case of brother/sister flirting in history, rock n' roll pastors, the neglect of Ruthie, whether dads cry when their daughters get their period and SO MUCH MORE!!!
Despite the fact that the "announcer" (aka Liv's own life partner of 6 years) said the podcast name as "30 on 13 going on", do not fear, you are in fact listening to the correct podcast recording.
In this episode we discuss our huge upcoming live show at Comicon, a "heartwarming" story about Buffy saving a family's life, the classic "Southern Bell" character, refusing to watch Homeward Bound or ANY movie with sad animal stuff, the era when an earring was a major part of being gay, how shocking it is to see Ryan Gosling as a goof, how this ship is running a human trafficking operation, whether they're being graded on this cruise, teabagging + burning the edges of school projects= A+, how Twister is the foreplay at sex parties and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Liv's bois doing Globetrotter tricks (allegedly), how men doing scootin' or sparklin' or perchin' gives us the ick, the all-time worst dialogue of the movie, doing PDA's in line for rollercoasters as teens, how annoying it is that Bella didn't even try for their big school debut, going mudding, how flaccid we are when the vamps start vampin' out, the biology of vampires getting boners, why baseball?, the mad-lib nature of this plot, eyelid acting, the most lacklustre staircase reveal of all time and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our complete lack of emotion except for Intervention, all things TLC aka the Tender Love & Care channel, where we're at with our Edward-induced sickness, how much teen Maddy would have loved the attention from a near-death accident, the love triangle plot line with the Volvo aka Volva, if Carlisle's hot, teen Liv being convinced a boy would fall in love with her cause of her loud Sum41, how horny boys get from girls tripping, the comparable surf culture in Forks and Oshawa, the sepia flashbacks, the OC's "Chenko" shows up, how the Cullens are actually the villains, all the hawt sexy Ed lines that have got us being dirty lil Stern bois, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the elephant in the room ie. the 1-star saga, the inaugural Liv's Fitness Corner, HUGE news regarding a potential special guest at our upcoming Comic-Con appearance, fantasizing about blowing up our lives to run away with Edward, all the things that Ed does that give us the ick, how fashion isn't appreciated/is mocked by school boys, K-Stew's signature halting way of speaking, Maddy Foley's Masterclass of Eating On Film, the awkward first date energy between Bella and her dad, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Liv being a rube while watching her lil tv programs, Maddy paying a group of "medical professionals" to photograph her naked body, the relic that is spray tanning, treating Camp Rock like it's rehab, the story of "baby shoes for sale never worn", Demi's humongous smile, the trauma of getting your braces off, all the sinister dialogue from Uncle Brown, working in customer service, the iconic Alyson Stoner scene, bullying via hand symbols, the classic "charm bracelet in the cookbook" frame job and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our utterly horrendous dining experience in an epic joint FFC, being a boss babe She-E-O, Liv's review of her flight of Terry's choco o's, Maddy's professional jealousy of Disney kids, watching Hot Tunes news before work/school, why it should be called Camp Pop, all the Raise Your Voice parallels, dresses over jeans, the phenomenon of Allison Stoner, working as a child actor and retiring at 12, shaving for a Jo Bros concert, our foul interpretation of the band name "Connect 3" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the trauma of last week's technological failure, Maddy's Oscars/Oscars Snub List/Razzies snuff/snub, how this show turned a generation of kids against the BDSM community, verbal ticks, Canadian (lack of) production value, how goo-based everything was in the 90s, having a sexual awakening to Bane & Poison Ivy, having knock-off Baby-G watches, the dynamic between Wink and Punisher, the "skill" testing questions, the joys of seeing Canada mocked in media and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss whether or not we're like "young men with podcasts", an update for Athletic Greens Corner, Liv does a TikTok dance, how Diva Cups work, all the Grease parallels, the forced camradery of vacations, whether Justin and Kelly died on the boat, the start of the funky hair era, the classic girls vs. boys dance move, the infamous hovercraft joisting scene, the classic "when someone walks in on someone kissing someone they don't wanna kiss" scene, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss getting your hair done at the mall, having sourdough bread for the first time aka puberty, microwaving hot dog buns after school, Kelly Clarkson's skunk-flick hairstyle, staying at 1-star motels with friends, choreographed towel dancing, the utterly unforgettable nature of the music, the "Promoter Guy" archetype from days of yore, latching onto the "too cool for school" identity, how T9 works, whether a bikini constitutes an "outfit", the stigmatization of working and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss dreams of being a Nepo Baby, Maddy's family trip to the mall, "hilarious" car decals, not getting hit on, the opening 9/11 reference, being a Hugh Gurl, the horrendous fat shaming of Natalie and more, Colin Firth being typecast as the "Hot Cuck", the mindblowing age gap between Keira Knightley and Sam, Mia the receptionist aka the biggest villain in history, how much Liv hated the porn scenes, the horror of Aurelia's sitch, slow dancing with your boss, the creepy (cough cough incestuous) nature of Laura Linney's relationship with her brother, being a "pellow" kid, being jealous of Joanna and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss scary holiday music, Ryan Atwood's anti-crypto stance, Sosie Bacon, Liv's miserly behaviour with her wrapping materials, the major anti-vegetarian agenda, the shots fired at Airbnb, Maddy's famous phobia of step-parents, what it means to be "in the ski travel business", the concept of the "Christmas Girlfriend", the undeniable chemistry between Tad and the fisherman, Chord's evil master plan, whether or not gingerbread houses are edible, fake bloopers and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss all the Flubber remixes, the iconic Herbal Essences (orgasm) commercial, the horror of the Robaxacet doll, our inaugural Christmas Corner, Liv's tragic diagnosis with Christmas Tree Syndrome, Maddy's position as a fellow Xmas thespian, the name "Beauregard Belmont" aka "the hotel magnate", whether Chord is hot, how ski resorts work, the designer brand "Valen-yawgi", the psychosis of an adult ordering a hot chocolate, the return of the SD, a "snowcheck", the undercover santa character and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy doing a lil Nordstrom cow/Winners turtle, farting while sleeping in public, the onslaught of Black Friday emails, wearing sneakers to bed, Arthur's moon boots, the logistics of Flubber helping to do basketball, doing the Flubber mambo, flying a car to Ford for a pitch meeting, our theories on the (staged) murder of Weebo, the paternity of Weebo's child and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the seasonal roster at Starbucks, ordering food from Cineplex, Maddy being a horsey girl in horsey heaven on Heartland, having a crush on Robyn Williams, wanting to have a flubber as a pet (not tool!), Liv's tragic history with her beloved Razor scooter, Flubber as the original Fatal Attraction, lusting after the smell of bouncy balls, the universal definition of flubber as "bounce", the Weebo of it all aka Robyn's sex robot and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the "salad days" of the Kranks, Maddy's week from hell with shingles, how Harriet isn't a spy (go figure), HTS as the prequel to Mean Girls, Liv's little mall food court romp, Jugo Juice, the horror of artsy junk yards, the beautiful terrazzo stone of an elementary school fountain, Golly's dumb AF look, all the Canadiana in the background, how Americans love kids doing plays with food costumes and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss some recent horror movie watches, Liv's celeb acquaintance, sad Canadiana lunchroom group breakdowns, Ray's it factor, who assigns the stations and how do radios work in gens, how much Robbie is inspired by SJP, the "guy's girl" trope, being Team Principal on this one, the era of radio stars like "Poz and Toka", the worst standup show of all time, whether a radio show helps you to score, the "hey- I'm starting to like this" look, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss a chilling update in the Ravioli Saga, all the different halloween treat crews, getting accused of the cardinal sin of "backwashing", the allure of the triple name, banging on soggy vs. dry beaches, the utter perfection of SMG, our strategies for a murder coverup, horsey tire swings, making “coleslaw” on someone’s head, #notallfishermen, whether or not Freddie's character banged Anne Heche and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Goosebumps weddings, soups with an "outside and an inside", using a "little pail" for trick or treating, some new and disturbing Pingu intel, the potential for a Supermash Bros Goosebumps mashup, the Flubber trailer, the brilliance of R.L's allegory work, Maddy's dad pretending to be a Plant Daddy, "doing the rainforest", Liv's hatred for a nondescript cap, hunting worms, our connection with R.L & his dark passenger and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss how Pingu was pissing all the time, how irresistible aluminum wrapped chocolates are, Liv's crazy real life Ring story, the era of chainmail, fruit juice frozen concentrates, the jarring beauty of Naomi Watts, Maddy's obsessive fruit drawing stage, whether Samara leaves voicemails, the Sarah Rue phenomenon, what makes a horse commit suicide, our sinister theory about the dad and his horses, Samara as the original influencer and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Pavlovian effect of MSN dings, Maddy's experience eating a Pop Tart, going BONANAS for banana bear paws and fruit roll-up, the absolutely sinful nature of a Ritz cracker, LiLo's new upcoming xmas flick, how Dawsons say the darnedest things, Joey's 5 o'clock shadow baby hair bangs, Jack being gay (!!!) in a frat, CMM and his leather bracer, how writers love using "no sex" as stakes, the ludicrousness of a cab in Capeside, hearing "gimme the beat boys" playing as you die and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Jan Arden and her music stylings, our brand spanking new Patreon, maddy getting hacked by a bot named Mabdy, Fun Dip, the feeling of comfort from an extensive menu, Liv being beleaguered by Busy Philips, Dawson and Grams as BFFs, us being under siege by a government entity, sorority urban legends, the rivalry between FOH & BOH, nudes, our ol' pal CMM, why a baby, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
When it comes to dissecting the worst of Dawson's Creek, there's really just nothing to say or do but to "go BONANAS" from the sheer horror of it all. Get out your gravol and your sea sickness pills cause honey? SHE'S A ROUGH ONE!
In this episode we discuss death by ice cream scoop, why it's called a "cowlick", getting lit to Super Mash Bros, Maddy training hr daughter to jump on celebs, our disastrous (medical grade d-filled) business meeting, wearing shoes in the house, wanting to bang your dead ghost brother, therapy in the 90's, interning at Hollywood, when your kid's favourite colour is brown, how great Pacey is, the utter horror of Dawson and Joey in a rowboat and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the 2000's craze for The Fray, all of our TIFF celeb sightings, Boston Pizza cactus cuts, our postpartum towards other people's kids, Dawson Leery's dastardly cameo, how "dog eating the heart" should be a new tv term, the chokehold of sidebangs, Sirens-style bejeweled empire waist tops and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss feelings about Viva Puffs, a HUGE Tim Horton's update, falling asleep with junk food, "Mm wacha say" as the antidote to Lizzo's sonic warfare, feeling so over it re: Chrismukkuh, wishing we looked like Willa Holland, the owl theory as it applies to the ladder fall, Tenet & the laws of opposite world as it pertains to poop, being comatose bunk mates at the hospital, what's up with Jason Segal and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss drinking DC's at FanExpo, a possible live show (!?!), Liv getting married on a log ride at Center Island, people who chew a lot because of an NDE, being comfy cozy, watching Lifetime movies about men in walls, Facebook sponsored ads for full blown SMUT, doing Christian-themed walking tours/haunted houses, Maddy's desperate need to be Freaky Friday'd, the Joe Louis/Hunny Bun/Ah Caramel etc crew and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our upcoming debut at FanExpo, getting your babysitter's license, Tim Horton's pizza, the cheerleader effect of Raisin Bran, how Jenna Malone and Chris Klein are the same, cancelling Maddy for hating on Mandy Moore, being cool and Christian at the same time, Liv idolizing MLP for her venti sized drinks, the aerodynamics of the Captain Crunch hat hairstyle, the type-casting of Heather Matarazzo, singing at school, having a crush on someone you've never spoken to and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Liv eating troughs of potatoes, the 2 different chip camps (the good one and the stinky stinkpot one), Juni's wife Meghan Trainor, Floop's ear worms, getting dizzy as a kid, Maddy's fight with her dad about her precious flottie, being afraid of using the toilet post Deep Blue Sea, the "sexy" Nail Nail nurse character, George Clooney's cameo and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss bugs in bags, how much salami looks like space, texting with Uber drivers, Liv's ultra huge NYC "cursed" celeb sighting, Maddy's professional gripe with a child Alexa PenaVega, demand for crudely drawn SpongeBobs in elementary school, the mystery of Juni's warts, DVD players in minivans, Floop as a perverted Elon Musk, wanting to be in a cave underwater, JoGo Levitt's twin, sharks, dreaming of rehydrated food bars and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss tales from our spring break, the international epidemic of bathrooms with frosted glass doors, opening up the toilet-based lines of communication with friends, the physics of Liv hating cheese and loving cheese pizza, Maddy spiraling out about being 30, what Laguna means to us, Republican candidate Rofl Mayo, whether reality is real, how blonde reigns supreme, the rebelliousness of having short hair in the early 00's, the soundtrack, the name "Polster" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Frasier theme song, Howard Stern for some reason, Liv's wild encounter with a masssssive "celeb" from American Pie, watching the show Bones as a sign for mental illness, a blowout FFC (hint "Blue's Clues bathroom time" is involved), being an Uncle Jesse or Uncle Joey Girl, Chumbawumba as a substitute for "chub rub", Danny Tanner as the OG SD, how empty this house is, lofts, classic sitcom jokes, baby Olsen butt and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the absolute hell of password culture, baby's first hemorrhoid, an unwanted Space Update from the James Webb telescope, California Sandwiches, the Jennifer Aniston salad, the invention of riding boards in pools, the most depraved brother-sister scene of all time, the horrorshow of the Slinky scene, doing fedora-based tricks and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's impending big 3-0, Liv's tragic tale of her 3-0, Horndog Corner, nuts, the word "undercarriage", needing to have all the boarding paraphernalia, wanting to BE Nikki Reed, knowing in your heart that you are California, thinking Ajax was the surf capital of Ontario, wanting to be a teenager in the 70s, which Lord of D you'd wanna be/have, the Heath of it all, the horror of barnacles, the early days of boarding and being a skatestorian, cuckboarders and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of the inaugural 30GO13 Livestream, Maddy's gasoline-flavoured 'chos, getting a PHD in "Buffy", "Josh" Whedon, being an Anthony Stewart Head-Head, how much the intro song slaps, Liv's love of Pizza Pizza's musical curation, Xander's "brother from Bring It On" vibes, how greasy hair was in the 90's, ugly vampires, Bones, calling an ice cream shop a bar, why vampires are always hot and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's big trip to 'wood to wig hunt, Celeb Sighting Corner, the ongoing feud between Millenials and Gen Z's, "fun" facts about Friends, the difference between "finance prudes" and "finance bros", Olivia's dark days as a Wanted Kitten Cuddler, our hatred for our child selves for hating Phoebe, the ol' "poop and shower" trick, Ross and Monica as patient zero for brotherly sisterly love and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the era of "scouts" being everywhere, reading the Gossip Girl literature, Liv wanting to b her b's out about Lizzo's sonic warfare, whether or not kids still read, how Big Scarf had a hand in this ep, Maddy wanting mouth-ial reconstruction, haircuts that are shroomial in nature, the casting of Erik Van der Woodsen, reading books in the boy's section, hating Rufus Humphrey for no reason, being a Badger hunter, truffle oil, the horror of a dad saying "you look like your mother" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss even more colour combos/ensembles/accessories from LaSenza Girl, how JacobJr. exclusively catered to elementary school recitals, dressing in businesswoman trousers and blouses as a kid, those lil hair diamonds, how almanacs work, Jackal Johnson ASMR, cheetah vernacular, bullying via quizzes, the found footage of Toto in the well and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss "medical grade" diarrhea, how Maddy's daughter Dublin broke her finger, Tim Horton's Bieb's Brew, what came first the chicken or the 3LW, Olivia's death threats towards whoever named the characters, the absolute hold that La Senza Girl had on the 2000's youth, getting brainwashed by "Big Girl", our hatred for disturbances of the peace, fluffy pens and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Liv's big debut as a blonde "bombshell" (minus the cans), the Baby Genius fan art we received, Maddy's formula for the perfect fitting room, the Molly Ringwald of it all, Shailene Woodley's anti-gravity comb-over bangs, Angela Anaconda, contemporary teens talking like Greasers, how eating fruit is slutty, buffets at schools dances and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss how this flick ruins relationships, why the babies aren't curing cancer before they "get dumb", Maddy's big adventure pretending to be a teen, long furbies, hating the term "diaper gravy", pervert babies, the business model for dirty diaper companies, seducing someone with Christmas tales, doesthedogdie.com, Basil the cuck baby and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss committing crimes on the moon, long furbys, an update on the Beans'es butt scandal, being back in the baby's POV, if knowing karate is essential to being a "genius", Maddy's dedicated toothpick for Skor, Kim Cattrall's sordid past with scatting, the absolute monster Baby Bunting, those lil McDonalds cookies, how music works, baby to baby consent, the term "diaper gravy", babies helping with finances, "if babies so smart why pooping in diapers" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our 2 week Covid sabbatical, the absolute terror of human bodies, Liv's undying love/possible Stockholm Syndrome for Superstore, Maddy getting mistaken for Elizabeth Holmes, the new pixel-flavoured Coke, starting a P.I business together, our live reaction to a naked (?!?) current day Beans, computer class, those mini suitcases of wax for your braces, kooky hair for best friend characters, the Stery of Ernie Merton and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss getting mad at your mom, a sex offender list but for people who eat bagels Globetrotter-style, why Canada won't let us have certain shows, Jordan Catallano aka the prototypical dream man, feeling alt for watching "vintage" tv, Claire Danes quitting MSCL to go to skewl, teens thinking everyone wants to look at them, idolizing Rayanne, the 80's Frankenstein hairstyle, moms in teen shows, dads not being able to handle their teen daughters in towels (EEK), the utter humiliation of carrying a tray, the evolution of incels and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's review of Coke Starlight, our Elizabeth Holmes impressions, the "Globe Trotter" technique for holding a bagel, how horrifically dated/racist/offensive D's C is, Liv's conspiracy theory about Dawson being a serial killer, riding the Peloton to the sweet sounds of the intro song, the era of "Lego Boy Bangs", when Mr. Potato Head was the hottest toy, the inordinate amount of teens in their town, boys gossiping, Joey's "singing" Les Mis and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Beeker/Beeky/Beekman's ICONIC "McDonald's M" hairline, our hot take on concession treats, modern day Dunkaroos, our hatred for teenage "Film Guys", the lack of chemistry in the Dawson+Pacey bromance, Liv's traumatic Jack Astor's "audition", Beek's "jelly bean with a wig" head, Grams, Maddy's fixation with it being a cape NOT a creek, doing a Mary Kay Letourneau theme park, being a "natural" blonde and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss getting the scaries on your 30th, Tim Horton's, our new bagel-based innovation, the Tratch of it all, the worst love interest, wigs loving giving girls eating disorders, a new MadLiv Production, groundbreaking skating tech, the high presh of working concession, Liv's little sailboat recital, buckets of bread, Maddy's rules for lying to parents, anticlimactic makeovers, Sarajevo, off-roading zambonis, the being a Jumping Shrimp girl vs. a Punky girl and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss "Corrections by Kate" Corner, our respective relationships with Mandy Moore, the absolutely normal name "Macon", pixie cuts, Ali Janny dating Hounddog aka Sandy Cohen, the Canadiana behind the scenes, how to deal with a drive-by wedding, tiny scarves, Liv wearing pashmina scarves like an "old cold woman", Buscemi fish lips, grandmas doing weed, Maddy pretending to be drunk on penne alla vodka, couples mouthing things at the altar, acting with babies and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of (Liv's) Dream Corner, the inundation of Disney Commercials, Coca-Cola Starlight, some "fun" facts, whether or not Ryan Philipe is hot, SMG with brown hair, the Selma Blair of it all , Livin' Life with D-ERECT, tinytinytinytinytiny rimless/wire rim glasses, the aesthetic of Christian's bedroom, the 90's wager boom, Percy from Dawson's Creek, Wigs gone crazy, getting privacy with letters, Reese's kooky crazy silly faces, how small NYC is, the most shocking ending of all time and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the inaugural Dream Corner, Liv's step-sibling love protest, more freaky naughty facts about Hollywood incest, Knix period panty update,RIP Brit Murph, giving the campus lowdown to the underdog-type, Lunette the Clown shoes, military technology for leggings, planning new identities, being an Elton-girl vs. a Travis Birkenstock-girl, taking pictures, Suck n' Blow, the mugger, damsel in distressing, ska music, going dutch (boy), Maddy pulling a Marissa at the Fortino's party, being a monster-maker and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss whether or not it was necessary for P Rudd to be a step-bro (SPOILER: Liv says yes), the BINGO card that brought us to our knees, doggie tricks, our relationship with the 90's, paper dolls (!!!), the SHOCKING beauty of Alicia Silverstone, the SHOCKING beauty of Stacey Dash, our undying love for Travis Birkenstock, Alicia's gum work, falling in love in dreams, how we never shoot our shot with cute 90's clothes, how our SD (single dad) alarm didn't even go off, Maddy hoarding her art projects, how wearing makeup in junior high was front page news, having the courage to wear hats and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Dasey fandom, Maddy's annual firm handshake with her bro, Hollywood incest fun facts, the "Corbin Blue Effect" of this show, hating London Ontario, using your iPod to lure suitors, sibs sharing rooms, panini pressed peens and dangers and eggs, good ol' fashion All-Canadian boys, "BOYoingggggg" sound effects, fraudulent community service hours, Olivia's use of the word "funky", Trading Spaces fails and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the extreme peer pressure to watch Euphoria, all of the messages from our beauuuuuuutiful listeners, how everyone named in Grease songs dies, a vicious expose of the "pizza tracker" technology, the Dr.Cath scandal, Olivia's kink for hackers, Big Shiny Tunes, the choking game, the proper way to do an audition montage, a serious allegation against Ms. Darbus', all the dumb as hell hats, how screenwriters love to rewrite history, "girl who confesses to loving hip hop", Kelsey's Charlie Chaplin getup, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss what us and our babies did for the big Toronto "Snow Day", the absolute terror of a ZERO delivery/takeout situation, watching HSM as a fullblown teen, getting you a girl who can do both (Sharpay & Ryan), the Grease parallels, The Corbin Blue Effect, the Stockholm Syndrome effect that happens at resorts, mirror selfies, being the "Genius Girl" in school, the stigmatization of singing and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss suffering from brain gentrification, wanting to start a Comfy-based cult, being haunted by Robaxacet dolls, the "cool white blouse tied up" prototype, getting ratted on in gym for making dances "too sexy", the dream of making a cool hot girl entrance, the uniform of a film guy, "blowies", the era of 24/7 blazers, the infamous purple baby sex ed vid, the need to always assume you're being drugged, Maddy's mom calling 911 on this flick and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the Robaxacet doll /Kraft Dinner chins/Six Flags guy as horror villains, Elisha Cuthbert as the ultimate Canadian babe, Jenna Jamieson, the comfort of classic American high school settings, hearing "Under Pressure" for the first time, Maddy's reign as school president , feeling a kinship with Canadian actors, boys getting boners with their bffls, needing to have every type of bra, grabbing road roos, chunky square french tips, using hair inspo pics and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our major cameo moment, the sordid history between Hil Duff and LiLo, msn issues, Dustin from Zoey101 as a Bondage Boy, finding the religion of The Comfy, our relationship with NYE, Oliver's resemblance to Slappy, making "jokes" about crudite, ballet flats, Maddy's ICONIC ripcurl-level pouff, suffering from hairline disfunction, Olivia's OC-style highlights, whether "crudite" is a euphemism, Smarter Child, the rules of swingers' parties, Anna's ultimate snake move and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Olivia's beach vacay, Aaron Carter updates, Celeb Sightings Corner, Maddy's trypophobia that manifests in a fear of too many Santas, mini dark passengers, sexual attraction to Succession characters, being a Marissahead, our stance on Adam Sandler, choppy AF hair, some inflammatory views on Love Actually, the ICONIC Mischa Barton accent, our relationship with shoplifting, Samaire Armstrong's political views, knitting baby toques, what we would look like with pixie cuts, why ex-boyfriends love giving Ferrero Roches and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss a gruesome tale from Dentist Corner, how Maddy is a full blown Fox News anchor, whether or not sitting on cold pavement gives you hemorrhoids, eating 100$ worth of A&W, Liv's brush with fame aka her JUICY encounter with Aaron Carter, how Gordo is the quintessential "film guy", our theory that Lizzie's dad is having an affair, the horror of an entire family sharing a medium pizza, whether Lizzie's mom is bipolar, set jail, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss destroying other people with clinical assessments, watching A Bug's Life in 4D, more Timbit updates, Maddy's blasphemous lie about SOMEONE eating cereal with water, threatening kids with math, how much mileage that little "bang girl" got, doing kisses in parking lots, doing big signings with agent labels, boys vs. girls dancing, Chad Michael Tatum, our current Starbucks faves, DJ's, the screen name "RIP SKINNY", classic moments with dance scouts, the character name "Tyler Gage" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag from her NYC trip, dogs bein' naughty, the Hawaiian timbit debacle, Dexter's dark passenger, Channing Tatum's lack of formal dance training, being b-crazy, Maddy's intimate relationship with this flick as a dancer, the "little dancing chick from all the Missy Elliot videos" aka Alison Stoner, wanting to defund the arts because of the portrayal of arts schools in movies, the era of emotionally charged eye contact, engine engine number 9, serving people from high school, being ready for Ryan Gosling and SO MUCH MORE!!!
We cover the horrific "Tim-biebs" invention, the impending Tim Hortons insurrection, eating plates off nachos with microwaved cheese, getting "Haley-Duff'd," FROG makes some Stitch sounds, replaying scenarios with your crush, Chronic chest rash, having a "Carrie-Complex," riding the Gordo-Coaster.
In this episode we discuss ordering pizza with no cheese from the Hut, Tim Hortons of yesteryear, getting your first bra, our rollercoaster of emotions re:Gordo in this flick, the line between a chef's soufflee pouf and a conductor's chapeau, the era of binder culture (RIP binders), three-quarter length sleeves, Stockholm Syndrome-esque crushes at the resort, Olivia's infamous Vermont trip, pretending to be sick, Tiffany's jewelry, Maddy's tale of being the shoreline for boy's to discuss their crushes with her friends, doing a casual cartwheel into a conversation, the horror of running on a date, being a #GordoGirl, performing for all of your foes vs. all of your fans and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the different chocolate bar crews and who they work for, cameos from Gloria Allred, THE iconic "tongue ring" gag, how Olivia grew up with Mr.Bean as a big part of the curriculum, if archeologists found a "Who Let The Dogs Out" cd, what happened to Amy Smart, Maddy's massive crush on Seth Green, how terrified people are of women's berginas, how you never see hot air balloons anymore, tooth ailments, running away from sex scenes during movies, Smashmouth and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the urban legend of "the girl who got her hair ripped off on Drop Zone", Maddy's run-in with her Domino's nemesis, how fun it is for Heidi Klum to dress up as "ugly" on Halloween, schoolyard chats about trailers, Devon Sawa, the intersection of mental health and a fear of flying, asking Ouija boards about air transportation, how feasible it would be to "needle" out of a plane, FD's obsession with Rube Goldberg/crazy contraption mouse trap deaths, playing Dave Matthews at a funeral, how girls without parents love welding (and cars), the fear of cold water in a hot mug, the Plane FBI, dying in a humiliating way, Ali Larter's brown hair and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss costumes for doggie bois, the cultural impact of East Side Mario's, the most chilling tale from Maddy for our inaugural Costume Corner, Barbie Jeeps as family timeshares, how every kid goes through a medieval fashion phase, Liv's platform clogs from Calgary, SJP as the world's hottest witch, how Sanderson Sister-heavy this curriculum is, dreaming of a Wiccan Stars Hollow, a national pumpkin curfew, the trauma of trick-or-treating as a long baby, looking down on your crush, yabbos, doing a "Singing In The Rain", getting your descendants to take care of your cat who is secretly a boy aka the definition of love and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Goosebumps-themed weddings, Maddy getting roasted on TikTok aka our first ever Bully Corner (EEEEK), Pizza The Hut, the proper cadence for "not the mama", watching Grey's Anatomy as a signal of declining mental health, having a family with Slappy, an addiction to Googling net worths, skeletons flossing and dabbing, that iconic slithering G, talent shows with your nuclear family, the fear of having a child ventriloquist, updating your special skills, advertising a children's dance, Jed's little muddy footprints and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Amelia von Frank controversy, Liv's dastardly Fast Food Corner update, the term Uber Grand Prix, Maddy's biggest fattest fib to a delivery guy, some beauuuuutiful facts procured by our field researcher Emily, how Oregon is prime for spooky scary vibes, giving out full-size chocolate bars, Halloween-induced PTSD, "I'm with Myrtle Beach" merch, being a pick-me boy for mommy, the physics of bauble elastics, the eternal desire for a life-size Barbie Jeep, Local Boy Luke, pretending to fly on a broom, the music genre of Dumpy, when your sister has magic and you don't, seeing people do magic as a family and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss first day of school outfits, our amazing dreamboat of a new team member (Emily), why having a single dad makes you sexy, Olivia's undying love for Licks, being raised in an anti-Rimes household, John Goodman aka John Greatman, Gunther Jim Gaffigan, Maddy's run-in with some teens, our petition to keep danggers and children separate, classic blotto coyotes, the most jarring sex scene, teen sirens, busted Rudy Giuliani hairlines, how Cloverfield is the prequel, the meaning behind "Can't Fight The Moonlight", seductively dancing with your dad and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss CCRC aka Christy Carlson Romano Corner, Liv's sordid history with this flick, Maddy's sordid history with being a B-HAD B-HABIE, the iconic Hawaiian white flower print, the era of absolute DEVOTION to magazines, being bullied for being gothika, the mystery(non-existent?) brand "Amelia Von Frank", hairlines that are for "me, my husband and God's eyes only", mermaid rules, Raymond as a hot guy name, the exhilaration of seeing your teen crush, surfer boy accessories, slow dancing to Maroon 5, high-waisted mermaid tails and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's infamous Subway tragedy(and her CHRONIC fast food misfortune), the inaugural Spooky Skeletons Corner/True Crime Corner, the coziest/comfiest/quaintest town in the goddamned world, our zealous NEED for fall, how annoying the personality trait of "loving coffee" is, Baby-G watches aka the most coveted accessory of all time, Alex Borstein as Suki, the conspiracy of the candy apple, Olivia's LOVE of Jess and HATE for Dean aka the "Aiden" of the Gilmore universe, the iconic "La La La", Macy Gray, java jokes and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Calmeroos aka Camerons, the era of AP-themed MSN names, Sex & The City for teenage boys, what giant PREWDS we are, Alison Hannigan's method acting, the logistics of... "using socks", the infamous Sherminator aka pube tooth, Liv's phobia of Jason Biggs' hair, JNCO jeans, the bulky mahogany furniture of the 90s, the time Maddy saw a dude cosplaying Kevin, the lullabies of our generation aka BNL songs, being a teen "size-queen", the physics of a dong going into a shallow pie, the squirmy wormy feelings of teenage sex, the quintessential 2000's diarrhea scene and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our IRL meeting of the minds, the worst variety of shopping (i.e the swimsuit variety), Liv's Fashion Corner, the cringey energy an actor brings to a sequel, the prototype that is Michelle Pfeiffer, being a "cruise ship Danny Zuko", baby gang members, Evil Knievel tiny hog vibes, a Grease Lightning remix, singing about the brass tacks of sex, What Would Rizzo Do, the epidemic of defaming biker culture, prowling at the grocery store, above ground pools at parties and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss weekly trough mash potatoes, the villainous return of the SD (single dad), baby girl mechanics, Maddy quotes Ted Bundy, biker chicks who ride scooters, the utter lack of X factor, when movies/tv taste Canadian, why Tim Meadows would do such a thing, the tragedy of a miniature lunchroom, Carnegie Melon as an Ma-lma-Mater, how mad the Hell's Angels would be about this flick, the time Olivia got glued, fitted plaid shirts, French Immersion prudes, Mandy's inability to calibrate pranks, we repeatedly get men in blacked and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss "vintage" Spacemakers, the economics of limited time burgers, being a stickler for dinner props, the 'Wood, Maddy being a demonic child wedding crasher, bigwigs casting normal pretty girls as loser-nerd-freak-rejects, masseusi budgets, how to completely F**K up a staircase reveal, ZUUUUUUNE players, Olivia's fall at Nordstrom proper, the Zune is the Shoe-ne, dance-cleaning in swiffer shoes, the price of an actor's dignity, lyrical dances about saving the troops and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Olivia's rat baby zoo, being a breadhead, Jane Lynch as a popstar, U-niss vs. U-nese, all things Scooby-Dooian, the character type of "girl who wears tutus and converse", household name dancers, Maddy & her conductor hat's experience at the Brian Melo concert, FBB (full blown Bernarding), the new hot trend in film of wall living, the infamous Center Stage dance teacher, Gigli, mirror work and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the embarrassment of packed lunches, hot girl snacks, our Brothers Grim conspiracy about this flick, non-consensual cheering, the era of side bang mania, the myth of high school coffee stands, tinytinytinytinytiny polly pocket shrugs, suffering from chronic "everybody gather round" syndrome, cheering in the bedroom, the logistics of boner covering, Olivia's experience at a male strip club (spoiler: pizza box crumping is involved), Rihanna's Little Miss Cheer competition, Maddy's cap work, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss The Keg lore/heritage, the internet smear campaign against JGarn, our love for JuGree, school picture day, Maddy's hard-on for brown and blue, yay or nay on bra stuffing, Olivia's relationship with her butt, the era of blue eyeshadow, prehistoric paper dolls, the legal/emotional/physical/psychological ramifications of body-swaps, magazine jobs, soft-shell lips, Ignorance Is Bliss magazine, being angry at Razzles, pumping, three sided bristol boards and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's birthday, signature uniform flood "black dress pants" & industrial grade non-slips, a wild Fast Food Corner, viking hats at Montana's, The Keg, the story behind the name "Topanga", the Lawrence brothers, MADD commercials, Sunny D households, 90's slice of life tv, Olivia's partner calling him Mr. Finney, sinister "jokes" about kids' underwear, calling stuffed animals "stuffies", making Barbies have sex, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss celeb encounters, Maddy's Little Hank hat display, the purpose of hats, pigtails being called "handle bars" (puke), taking dumps in the 2000s, hanging out at prisons, the meaning of salad days, Mr. Bean schools, feeling cozy in the apocalypse, Nesquick, peanut-butter-bagels-in-the-microwave, the "American Pie" era of film, working at a mechanical bull, being a spirit rep and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Toy Story-themed 30 Going 13 sticker conspiracy, Robaxacet wooden dolls, doing PBN's, childhood obsession with all things tactile, being a smart alec, Maddy's current argument in the home, worm lights, watching movies in class, being Trunch in a bun, the evolution of playground materials, Olivia as a Hortensia, making a Miss Honey of someone, desks, current day Bruce Bogtrotter, the doll with the disappearing cherries and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss a SHOCKING revelation about our relationship, Blake Lively's hair, Greece vacay envy, Gossip Girl books, the automatic Sex & The City dynamic between 4 women, the vulnerability of a change room, Maddy's deep-seeded fear of "steps", being hot with wet hair, Olivia's camp councillor romance, hating complex characters as a kid, Maddy's parents' fear that she'll kill them, the sexiness of a garlic knotted shirt, Garage, what moms want on their pizzas and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the "Little Brother" prototype, cheese pizza shortages at Pizza Nova, shows that are chain restaurants, bullying on set (eeeek), Dan Schneider rumours, a SHOCKING Britney Spears story, Maddy's insider scoop about theatre life (hint: orgies are involved), mustard colour blondes, if we were dolls, squirrels eating "nuts", Olivia's new restaurant "Aivilo", Zenon aesthetic, dink talk, fashioning tops with scissors, pink&green, pre-teens kids dancing and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss doggie baby bjorns, GapKids messenger bags, being a childhood freak on a leash, fangirl-ing over Canadian actors, collecting porcelain dolls, Maddy's family of dollmakers, babies named Susan, kids breastfeeding dolls, the logistics of becoming a doll, Olivia's childhood TVO trauma, the horror of scraping porcelain and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Gavin DeGraw, Fast Food Corner: lime meringue pie edition, BarnBoy, the Peyton Sawyer prototype, Mau aka Dinkus, alt cheerleaders, watching teens makeout, Zuke accents, the sustainability of a small town garage, MAJOR SPOILERS, how webcams work, CMM history, FBF's (Full Blown Feenies), celebrities saving lives, the plural of birds, whether you're a Brooke or a Peyton and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the "crime" of eating cereal raw, being an Aiden-ater, the era of everyone getting a record deal, brother/sister & father/daughter flirting (obviously), Duffian belt loops, the logistics of crowd surfing, getting mucked by a truck, whether we still have to work if aliens are real, getting bear-trapped by a toothpick, being vulnerable on a scooter, the tragic story of Johnny Lewis, the reign of Big Brown, puka shells galore, Olivia's band Glitter, Maddy graces us with her beauuuuutiful voice (over and over) and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the features of a perfect sleepover house, skaterbois, "holding up the tent", halloween grab bags of actors, fuscia bedrooms, Maddy's potential career in the paint industry, teenage mischief on webcams, angry moms in bathrobes, being cheugy, the occupation of tree surgeon, YANCY, Olivia gets freaked out by an urby lege, students ruffling/rustling their teacher's hair, Sean Ferris, "great knees" and "powerful brains", beta male friends in teen movies and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss doggie bucket hats, Fast Food Corner, falling in love with any boy in the proximity on a vacation, white orb webcam selfies, the anti-vax queen Jenny McCarthy, Ashanti as an actress, Olivia's cheese disorder, the conspiracy that vegans are "slutty", Maddy's mass of tooth (puke), the romance of getting rejected by a football player, Penn Badgerboi, eating froberge, flirting with beakers, our love for poopy pants, garlic knots from P Jo's, Lego hair, being a "legend" and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the evolution of Wendy's fries, made-for-tv movies, kids playing with microchips, the most single-est single dad, Trunchbull cakes, getting Harry Potter books from strangers, satanic panic, being an Eve-head, Maddy's disease where she always slips into Coolidge impersonations, loaning Barbies money, chin puppets, playing truck driver computer games, Math Circus, elementary school carpet, doll berginas, doll step-parents, getting your wet hair brushed, dad's dep, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss uneven nose holes, being a tall baby, formative Hotmail accounts, playing sports in a string bikini, the Bynesian accent, bra strap headbands, making a quotable movie your personality, looking like a Polar Express character, getting the heebie jeebies from Reboot, the phenomenon of not recognizing your own name, tripping in a flip flop, "move along Yvonne" interventions, halter tops, dressing up to go to The Keg, Limewire downloads, the mystery that is a "kissing booth", Olivia's advocacy group for Channing Tatum, Maddy's tragic Domino's undercover brother pepperoni incident and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the "Dear" clothing line, lace trim bandeaus for the chest/waist, Olivia's adventures at detective camp, whether plumbers should be on construction sites, Aquamarine, Maddy's concerns about trying to poo at a sorority house, being sexy at kickball, sleeping "broom style", 2000s fashion, whether Foodora is a play on Fedora, study carels, the crossover of AB's accent and Dr.EVil's accent, dork speeches and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Canadian maternal grandparents, breastfeeding on Jim Carey flicks, corporate hippies, mod/hodge podge, bedoiun soundclash wedding vibes, father daughter romance movies, funking up the house, putting a cork in the p*nis hole, drinking milk, shooting pottery pigeons, testing paternity via toast, doesthedogdie.com, honouring the father and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the American Pie era, the vendetta against Frankie Muniz, Malcom in the Middle, being in the gifted program (or not...), the Mandela effect of thinking Paul Giamatti is bald, driving tests, making collages on your agenda, the heaven that is movie theatres, grandma Pearl, $30 water bottle fans from Disney, double swoop hairstyles, the ideal meet-cute outfit for a 10 y.o, t-shirt long sleeve combos, booking the living room for movies, pioneer boots, Big Shiny Tunes, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Olivia's fateful worm incident, getting slushies with boys, lip gloss technology, Lilo's hairstory, the number of white women per PR job, Lady Luck, being a fangirl for McFly, youtube-mp3converter.com, virgin daiquiris at The Keg, buying "scratchers", private booths for privacy, agua-lipped men, Mykonos dance moves, readings scopes, gigs at The Hard Rock and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss pink flamingos for a 40th, communal time capsules, preteen Slenderman-heads, Dan Ackroyd as a liquor magnate, Shonda Rhimes, rhinestone sunglasses, watching N'Sync videos with your grandpa, ramen noodle head aka Justin Timberlake, the worldwide sensation that was boondoggle, feeling vicarious embarrassment at high school talent shows, sleeping with wet braids, Maddy's audition for Skins, rose pattern on clothes, warlock sleeves, lyrics in CD cases, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss VHS recording television shows, having Beatlemania for The OC, kids in snowpants watching California-based shows, going to mall barbers, overdosing on nostalgia, having to WAIT(?) a week to watch something, Olivia's famous cashier encounter with Kirsten Cohen, Ryan's leather choker, Phantom Planet aka the dog whistle for millenials, infinity pools, burning CDs, buying hideous 600$ purses, the vulnerability of making breakfast, rearview mirror acting 101, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Family Channel, step-parent trauma, Maddy's elbow brush with Shawn Ashmore, kicking children, Duffian features, the 2000's obsession with the Titanic, double the dad double the fun, Lizzie McGuire aesthetic, teenagers stopping traffic (yuck), Maddy Liv Productions, the breakout star "Tie-Dye Blankey", mochas as capitalist slop, our visceral reaction to Ren, gun dancers, the court case of the painted hair, childhood dreams of baton twirling, paddycake dance-offs and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the Hollywood conspiracy against Kate Bosworth, a fear of bathroom sharks, Maddy "surfing" aka boogie boarding at Cherry Beach, having a past/alternate life as a rad surf chick, Olivia's disease where she can't say Pussycat without the "dolls", the guy who surfs and films the guy surfing, touching shark snouts through waves, Jergens orange Barbie legs, Laguna Beach, buying wakeboards, being a wave stickler, day sharks vs. night sharks, fish piles, the apocalyptic sirens at a wave pool and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss erecting a interactive Hil Duff belt loop sculpture, Maddy's relationship (i.e fixation) with Myrtle Beach, the horror of "trying a new look" as a teen, summer salad bowls as pasta bowls, Zehrs, hair that is hedgehogian in nature, Olivia's relationship (i.e fixation) with working at Sporting Life, The OC soundtrack, medieval-style retainers, what came first the Ginnifer or the Jennifer, letting agents on planes, the "6 smiles" court case, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss V-day at Boston Pizza, the pup-parazzi, the death of the tabloids, band tees with blazers, 2005 as the cringiest year, calling someone a damn pumpkin, dating in stark daylight, jetski vs. seadoo, Olivia's #mariomoment, impotent men on broken jetskis, Maddy's love of taxidermy aka stuffed animals, the vulnerability of putting up birthday decorations, how Jack Nicholson is always courtside, matching dad leather jackets, Hitchian expressions and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the "facebook mom" demographic, the rampant lack of com and surplus of rom, Maddy reveals herself as a movie theatre shusher, our phobia of teens, the cha-cha slide, the high school english teacher aesthetic, romanticizing concussions, female cucks, blondes wearing canary yellow, the Urban Everest business model, sisterly law, when parents meet playing hopscotch, anti-K Heigs propaganda, sexy "silly" dancing, slideshow smear campaigns, the single dad conspiracy and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our official stance on J-Sti, how Heath Ledger is our freak-of-the-week, Uh-Oh slime font, the signature Best Buy blue, Olivia's lifelong adherence to the Peanut Plaza ban, the blue camo cult, Van Gogh's Ear style of artwork, leather mandals, anti-flip flop legislation, the insidiousness of single dad movies, lunette the clown shoes, the REAL use of black panties, the type of person that says "agua", Maddy's dream of dancing to Biggie on a table, showing off at Long & Mcquade, marrying the CN Tower, sexual escapades while tarred and feathered, limewire specials and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Olivia's press release re: Kirstie Alley, moms who smoke in kids' movies, Polly Pocket hairstyles, our phobia of low-rise jeans, sleeveless crewneck tops, hemorrhaging taxpayer money on the Witness Protection Program, shameless farting, the word "surfie" as a slur, the 13 year old smoker demographic, Maddy going back for seconds of Molasses at Black Creek Pioneer Village, tankinis by choice, Swiss Chalet heritage, kangaroo prosthetics, Sarah McLachlan-ass music, boogie boards and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss room temperature 5 Alive, creepy pasta Olsen twin subreddits, our weekly reference to Christian wakeboarding, the "Lil Slugger" aesthetic, kind fatherly butler characters, Maddy's childhood crush on Steve Gutenberg, Billy Crystal wigs, showing favouritism to orphans, how Olivia was a giant baby in a custom-built stroller, trying to pull off triple XL button-downs, screenwriters' obsession with men's butts, creamy food on clothes as an aphrodisiac, going away to "boarding school" to grow out your hair and SO MUCH MORE!!!
This week we discuss spaghetti straps, the time Maddy's cousin told her she needs to wear a bra, Dave Thomas' main motto about not making circle burgers, whether or not 10 year olds should run production companies, Polly Pocket hair as hair inspo, the era of wearing shoes in the house, cartoon butler statues, the ethics of commenting on a child's looks, the Passport to Paris bus tour, cross-body knapsacks, spiral hair doohickies, the TIFF film "American Cuck", handburgers, the hit single "Sugar Sugar" by Whoever The F**k, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss bucket hats, funky fun garage band music, msn crushes, No Doubt-style buns, mental anchors, disgraced 7th Heaven dad, our love for wakeboarding instructors, eating chips with chlorine hands, feeling sexy in a tankini, Hollyweird, circular blue sunglasses, platform flip-flops, adult relationship A-plots in kids movies, trickle down economics, flipping tiny miniature wigs, sexy tableaus, boogie boards, and as always, Maddy's favourite place.. Myrtle Beach. AND WAY WAY MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss our dire dental situation, Claire's rubber spiky earrings, teenagers with iced capps, purses and wallets made from garbage, Olivia's stance as Team Baruchel, Living Life with Derek, our love for the teenage Ashton Kutcher in Butterfly Effect, Ginger Spice's departure from Spice Girls, DDR, hip-hop pinky punches, fictional teenage boys repairing cars, Baton Rouge, "Chelsea" dogs, thigh-high converse shoes and a MAJOR announcement about January!!!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's signature Comfy, straw-flirting at the movie theater, strings vs. band, Dewie from Malcom In the Middle, Chicken Soup for the Soul, the Scholastic Book Fair, Dan Ackroyd's beloved crystal skull vodka, JLC in a bikini, cult vibes, the unsettling amount of snow, dads making ice rinks, doing it "Grinch Style", hickory honey hams, roast chicken purses, rooting for burglars and SO VERY MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the One of a Kind, whether Bridget Jone's Diary is an x-mas flick, pro-life vs. pro-choice in the Santa debate, family bowl cuts, the othering of psychologists, step-parent revenge fantasies, dumpy x-mas songs, Honey They've Shrunk The Youth, the single dad section at Denny's, ciabatta buns, the turnover rate at the North Pole, Skydancers, chinstraps, Bernard's hair, Maypole aesthetic, ASMR for 90s nostalgia, weiny whistles for cucks and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss JTT's influence on Maddy's stage name, the game Cuck or Suck, briefcases vs. backpacks in university, Len, Olivia's stance as an Eddie Apologist, fantasies of tormenting a parent's new spouse, showing neither GUILT nor GRIEF, belted dresses from Big Dress, little baby buzzards, our love of Aqua, cows with bangs, the National Subway Disaster of 2020, Arby's, multi-Santa phobia, our Italian cousin C Peethrio, how men love to show up empty handed, the etiquette of asking a woman's sweater size and SO MUCH MORE!
In this episode we discuss the rock n' roll agenda infringing on holiday music, the bourgeoisie class system on Crave, Friar Tuck vs. Friar John, whether or not kids have gotten smaller, corporate brand loyalty as a kid, the lack of mall culture in Canada, Olivia's favourite mall, scary xmas songs, MAM (Maddys Against Mushrooms), santa violence, "porking" Arnold's wife, inspector gadget shoehorns, Maddy's 14ft family xmas tree, skit apologists and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we talk about the controversy surrounding last week's episode, the amount of dioramas in the 90s, #sheeple, our passion for 5-Star binders, Matrix themed novelty bars, the illegal modifications on Designated Dave's vehicle, Olivia's alleged story of MJH's Make-A-Wish style high school visit, Maddy threatening to fight her mom at the mall, cheerleading squads with BYOS (Bring Your Own Shirt) & BYOJS (Bring Your Own Jean Shorts) policies, professional hot air ballooners, alt swimming trunks, being anti-BNL, Bittersweet jewelry, Pandora charms, teen film incest and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we talk about Maddy's shrunken gourds, A Bug's Life on dvd, Olivia's alleged sleepover at the Skydome, quoting Dujour in the schoolyard, RLC's dumb dumb dumb hair, bandana headbands, platform shoes with bellbottoms, growing up as a corporate square, L&M vs. Alan M, public discmans at HMV, laminated eyebrows, the Orwellian nature of this film, the lacklustre makeover scene, alt-teens getting b-washed, Y2K=silver, pretending to be famous in Ubers, fry louffas, TRL, the Fake Blooper Toolbox AND SO MUCH MORE!
In this episode we discuss being Barbara Bush-types, Olivia's PTSD from a childhood birthday party, propaganda from Big Girlfriend, our stance as non-partisan re:Cam Diaz, ultra low-cut pants, primary colours in the 2000's, sharp and sepia tone hair, Christians love of wakeboarding, "bajiggity", oversized Von Dutch chef's hats, American bikinis, texting while motorcycling, overdosing on wack, Maddy showcases her voice of an angel, red mouths from kissing, our hatred of fake bloopers and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss how much we don't care about graduations, Tom Cruise's middle tooth, clunching our pearls, Jennifer Love Hewitt's lacklustre lewk, our teenage revenge outfits, Olivia getting in trouble at work for wearing suspenders, how much we hate SSR aka Silk Shirt Ron, the mystery that is racketeering, bringing full blown cameras to the bar, FB albums for Wednesday nights and park hangs, lip sync vs. karaoke, terrorizing people with karaoke, Maddy sucking the life force from our young people and SO MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss the death of iconic children's movie music, dogs that are worth dying for (all), the ghost rules for dating my teenage daughter, Maddy's oral thrush (puke), Winona's stalagmite/stalagtite bangs, making headbands out of thongs, breaking the female class clown glass ceiling, Olivia's inexplicable attraction to Beetlejuice, whether or not the Houghs choreographed this movie, American Apparel dresses, making silly/zany kids' movies about pedophiles and whether or not Maddy will get her Amazon gourds in time for Christmas... AND MORE!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's brush with fame on the Much Music red carpet, chai tea lattes from Second Cup, CMM's status as a freaky nasty boy, the fun vibes from a bonfire teen city hangout, operating Ipod shuffles while driving, country blumpkins, muddling wax, the breakout performance of the 15 inch fan belt, how scary Fantasia is, the 90s craze of spherical metal contraptions in horror, Olivia's love for Travis Barker's anti-gravity drums, Paris Hilton's demi-cup bralette, YTV PSA's about bugs, meles galore, dresses over flared jeans and SO MUCH MORE!
In this episode we discuss Maddy's past as a teen witch (and the victim of an email psychic scheme), teenage witches on Tik Tok, Travis Birkenstock, staring at gel pens for hours because of Matilda, our stance as a pro-Sopranos podcast, the perfection of casting Fairuza Balk as a witch, the lack of roofing businesses in LA, wasting spells, playing Ouija boards and light as a feather, condo rates in the 90s, snake/scorpion/worm/rat ACTRA union reps and MUCH MUCH MORE!
In this episode we discuss renting movies off of Youtube, the days of Limewire, our love of Razr scooters, Olivia's controversial anti-Genovian stance, the undeniable chemistry between Joe and the Queen, taking 23&me tests to score secret grandmas and grandpas, the iconic makeup look of stark black eyeliner on the bottom, Canada's Wonderland folklore, being an a-Paolo-gist, Pure Periwinkle ASMR, the Pogo vs. corn dog debate, blow-up furniture and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
In this episode we discuss Anne Hathaway's "je ne sais quoi" hate-able qualities (Hathaway-heads don't "@" us!!!), click bait about celeb transformations, watching The Swan as a family, mini vans with DVD players, our irrational phobia of teens, the best makeover scene of all time, spiting your peers by being a secret princess, Maddy's conspiracy theories about why Olivia doesn't remember anything, the lyrics of the Fresh Prince theme song, where in the world is Erik von Detten, getting typecast as a waiter, Goosebumps, and just ultimately how obnoxious Anne Hathaway is (please, we're begging you, don't "@" us!!!).
In this episode we discuss getting CMM induced C-sickness, single dad narratives, our obsession with current day Big Duff, the Goo Goo Dolls, Olivia's love of high school panning shots, the era of MSN & firehotquotes.com, car wash shops, what Maddy's ex ordered at Booster Juice, Diner Girl trauma, "brown and blue" as a revolutionary colour combo, and just generally our feelings of #highschoolforever.
In this episode we discuss the classic LiLo girl vs. Duff girl rivalry, our unfounded scientific theories about the human memory, the institution that was MSN Messenger, Maddy's formative experience at an LA movie theatre, Lizzie Maguire's parents, Ren from Even Stevens, Olivia's subconscious transformation into a "Diner Girl", staircase reveals, brown & blue as a revolutionary colour combo and "Chuck" Michael Murray.
In this episode we talk about our extreme sexual attraction to Kenickie, watching sex scenes with parents, the defamation of Stockard Channing, the Scorpions' team uniform, the insidiousness of Grease intonations, the eternal question "what came first the chicken or the Crater Face", the dynamics of the student/auto-shop teacher relationship, the fact that we are hopelessly devoted to spite and ultimately we realize that we were child sociopaths.
In this episode we discuss our Pro-Grease politics, the staples of childhood living rooms, Olivia's homemade trundle situation, Maddy's lifelong fixation with the flying car, the complex evolution of our feelings about Rizzo, we play some fun-filled games and we have an EXPLOSIVE, life-altering revelation.
In this episode we talk the era of chunky highlights, Maddy's dreams of getting the ultimate Rock n' Roll revenge, guitar pick meet-cutes, the logistics of the Lilo soul in a JLC body/JLC soul in a Lilo body debacle, the physics of crowd surfing at daytime talk show, and the straight up horror show that is CMM in this film.
In this episode we talk about Maddy's affinity for CMM, the vast ocean that is the age gap of Grade 6 to Grade 8, Olivia's religious views as a Lilo-ist, baby charcuterie boards, being Jamie Lee Curtis-intolerant, the logistics of a body switch narrative, our eternal desire to be rock chicks, and just generally how haunted we are by this film.
In this episode we talk about Rock n' Roll teens, horniness for pranking, Olivia's alternate realm wherein Mandy Moore is pornographic, the politics of the theatre community, tighttighttight curls, and as always Maddy uses the pod as an engine to showcase her vocal prowess.
In this episode we discuss Maddy's astral projection to a time of deep trauma, the origin of Austin Powers-Danny Zuko hybrids aka Danny Powers, the science behind 10 as the magic age, holding friends hostage on the phone, Maddy showcases her stunning vocal abilities, and whether or not the captain of the Titanic cried.
In this episode we talk about Jamiroquai musicals, how COOL cigarettes are, the main character of this film: Jody's bad feet, where in the world is Carmen San Diego but more importantly Maureen's bangs, Jody's bad feet again, dance duels, the logistics of driving a motorcycle on stage, and ultimately more about Jody's bad feet.
In this episode we talk about Maddy's career as a competitive dancer, Sandy from The OC, more about Maddy's dance career, the clothing brand "Amelia Von Frank", Austin Powers/Danny Zuko hybrids and more about Maddy's dance career.