Dr. Skeleton’s Art School Podcast: Recent Episodes
Ben and Will
Stay cool.
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Don't let Pete Robes borrow your credit card.
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Taking a stand against the vertical video teens.
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Ben interviews Will about his ongoing ULP strike.
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Well, we did it. We watched all of the movies. And this, the last, The Rise and Grind of Skywalker. That could've been a joke I made on the episode, but I didn't. That one's just for the description heads.
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I'm watching this movie saying "full Sabacc." I'm saying "droid rights," but as a joke. I'm doing a Billy Dee Williams impression. I'm looking at my dice a lot. I'm getting owned by teenagers at CVS. This movie has it all!
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Sure, it's the last Jedi. But is it the last movie? No. Obviously not. There's two more to go. And really how could you sum up this movie by saying anything other than "there are two more after this?" Today, Ben finally explains why he did GamerGate but for Star Wars.
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Is the best Star Wars movie not really a Star Wars movie? It doesn't have an episode number or an opening crawl, but it is about dads, so perhaps it's a Star Wars movie after all. Unfortunately, the characters in this film are not the exact type of communist that I am so it gets zero stars.
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I'm wakin' up over here! Today, we're bypassing the compressor and letting the rathtars loose. It's time to dig into the sequel trilogy.
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With an extremely high LPM (lightsabers per minute) index, Revenge of the Sith appears to be a strong contender for an actually watchable Star Wars movie. Are we still hatin' Christensen? Does Obi Wan get his swag back? And is Coruscant the future Ron Paul wants for us?
Not to worry, Star Wars fans. We're still flying half a ship. Let's roll.
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Oh boy. What's going on with this one, huh? Any chance this movie deserves better than its reputation suggests? Has time smiled kindly on the second entry in the prequel trilogy? Or is it the case that everyone has a point, and this is probably one of the worst times you can have at the movies? All of these questions will be answered, inside...
Podracers, start your engines! Run ragged by last week's disappointing Return of the Jedi, our panelists turn their attention to what is popularly considered to be the worst movie in the series. It's been 24 years since the release of Episode I, though, and there's a chance that the menace this entry posed to Star Wars was but a phantom itself.
25 years from now, I'm going to re-release this episode with some big juicy lips thrown in there. Today we're talking about Return of the Jedi, a movie so bad we considered ending the series here. But I'm sure we're through the worst of it now, so let's soldier on. Next week, we're watching The Phantom Menace.
Welcome back to Darthter Skeleton's Art Academy, the Dr. Skeleton's Art School podcast mini-series about the Star Wars movies and now also Spaceballs I guess. Today we're talking about The Empire Strikes Back, a movie that introduces a lot of "Star Wars" stuff that you kinda just think is in there from the jump but isn't, apparently.
This is the short documentary Will mentions throughout the episode: A Conversation with the Masters: The Empire Strikes Back 30 Years Later
Bum bum bum Buuuum buum bum bum bum Buuuuuuum buuum bum bum bum Buuuuuum buuum bum bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuum... Ahh, those famous opening notes to that classic fanfare we all know and love! It's Star Wars time, and our intrepid professors are blasting off into a galaxy far, far away...
This is our first episode of Darthter Skeleton's Art Academy, a Dr. Skeleton's Art School podcast series wherein we will watch all of the Star Wars movies and talk about them on the show.
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Zoe told me the book isn't explicitly set in Ohio, that's my bad.
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Atticus joins to tell us about the hottest tech trends to watch in 2023.
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Setting up microphone $200. Preparing for conversation $150. Editing $800. Making a custom intro $3,600. Uploading episode $150.
Someone who is good at podcasts please help me budget this. My family is dying.
Atticus shares his dish strategy.
"Welcome to Ozarkland!" available on all major streaming platforms.
It's a double-wide episode today and we're talking about movies for the first time on the show!
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Mise-en-scene... Me-ain't-seeing why you're not subscribed to https://www.patreon.com/drskeleton
Inspired by true events. Special thanks to Mark, Zoe and Atticus.
Stream Atticus's album Welcome to Ozarkland! on Spotify and Apple Music.
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This episode was delivered to your device on its side.
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Doing react face the whole time as I listen to this podcast at 0.75x speed.
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Double-O Skeleton is back with the definitive review of James Bond's latest adventure! What if we became those type of YouTube beard guys who do those kinds of movie reviews all the time. Haha that would be so different from what we do currently.
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Our vendetta against elementary school teachers continues.
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I wash all my stuff the normal way at the normal time.
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Everything we said that you disagree with is actually a deepfake of our voices.
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Listening to this podcast incurs a significant risk of serious injury, paralysis, or death.
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All my model friends and I are going for a plane ride :)
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Reading the Windows 98 user manual and drawing George W. Bush.
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Welcome to the layer cake, son.
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Ben goes absolutely art mode on the makeup department for our series finale of Dudes Posting Their Elves Online. As always, you can access the full series as well as our entire back catalog plus the bonus podcast we record each week over on patreon.com/drskeleton
Episode two oh two dot two dot two dot two. Folks, this movie's a big pile of number two! It's Dudes Posting Their Elves Online, back again for some Smaug talk (now you gotta listen to the episode to find out how to pronounce "Smaug" for that joke (as if you even needed one!!))! Does this one get a "Lord of the Rings" or a "Lord of the Stinks"? P-U! Between us, I'm thinking someone needs to brush their teeth after sleeping under a giant horde of treasure for centuries or whatever.
Dudes Posting Their Elves Online continues. We're done with The Lord of the Rings, now let's watch The Lord of the Rings 2: The Quest for More Money.
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Welcome back to Dudes Posting Their Elves Online. It's Part 1 of our discussion of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Part 2 can be found at patreon.com/drskeleton. As always, email drskeletonsartschool@gmail.com if you don't have $5 but still want to hear it.
Part 1 of our discussion of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Part 2 can be found at patreon.com/drskeleton. As always, email drskeletonsartschool@gmail.com if you don't have $5 but still want to hear it.
Welcome to Dudes Posting Their Elves Online, the latest ill-conceived series from the idiots over at Dr. Skeleton's Art School. For the next six weeks, Will and Ben will be watching all of the Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies.
Because these movies are so lengthy, we're taking a break from our regular premium show content and we're releasing the second part of our discussion of each movie over on our Patreon page: patreon.com/drskeleton
If you want to listen to the full discussion and don't have $5, email drskeletonsartschool@gmail.com and I'll send you a link.
Atticus fills in for Ben to talk true crime, pandemic moralizing, and how stupid NFT trading is.
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I forgot what we talked about, sorry. Email drskeletonsartschool@gmail.com with a summary.
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ahah hit my line for business inquiries drskeletonsartschool@gmail.com
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Recorded minutes before Bean Dad's old tweets were discovered, but I think we came down on the right side of things anyway.
Our movie projects are still going strong and we're talking about car owner stereotypes.
Well, we watched all of the Bond movies. Time to celebrate and look back on the last 24 weeks. I honestly didn't think we'd make it.
The finale! The movie that, without exaggeration, changed both of our lives*. It's Casino Royale (2006).
*I wear the Speedo all the time now and Ben drives a dumbass Ford Fusion.
Diamonds are forever... and it sure took us forever to put out this episode! Would anyone notice if I didn't mention it here in the description? Probably not, but I gotta be honest with our listeners. Anyway, we watched this one and it wasn't that good. Who would have guessed?
Next week: For Your Eyes Only (1981)
This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.
Next week: Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
The oldest and dumbest Bond has ever been: it's A View to a Kill! It's like if The Irishman was only the scenes where you were supposed to believe Robert DeNiro was in his thirties.
Next week: The Living Daylights (1987)
Listen here for everything you need to know about snagging a Toyota SUV for cheap, Wasserbahn DSM, and I guess Thunderball (1965).
Next week: A View to a Kill (1985)
Madonna robot voice SIGMUND FREUD............................ ANALYZE THIS
Next week: Thunderball (1965)
An in-depth analysis of this classic example of mid-century espionage cinema we both definitely watched.
Next week: Die Another Day (2002)
We're actually quite brave for this episode. We're saying what everyone else is too afraid to say.
Next week: Moonraker (1979)
Iowa has been destroyed! Also we watched another movie.
Next week: The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
I guess it means something else over there in England! I don't know! I still think it sucks! Next week: You Only Live Twice (1967)
Join us in the rock tumbler of this franchise once again. Next week: The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Today we talk about the longest movie ever filmed. Next week: From Russia with Love (1963)
The dumbest-named podcast is here to discuss the dumbest-named Bond movie. What a treat! Next week: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
It's a hit! A surprising Skeleton fav. Next week we're watching Quantum of Solace (2008).
Dana joins us today to talk about Goldfinger and to judge our Sean Connery impressions. Next week we're watching Tomorrow Never Dies (1997).
Continuing our Bones on Bond series with this extremely divisive entry. Next week we're watching Goldfinger (1964).
Atticus joins us again to discuss Skyfall (2012). Next week we're watching The Man with the Golden Gun (1974).
Atticus joins us to talk about Animal Crossing and James Bond. Next week we're watching Skyfall (2012).
This week's Bones on Bond is the one that started it all: Dr. No (1962). Turns out there's a whole bunch more of these movies than I thought. Next week we're watching License to Kill (1989)
The first in our Bond series. This week Ben and Will watch and review GoldenEye. Next week we're watching Dr. No (1962)
Originally released on our Patreon page, (patreon.com/drskeleton) we decided to make this special episode available to everyone.
Ben and Shelley got married in Des Moines, IA over the weekend. Will brought a microphone and did his best Ira Glass impression.