Three Unprepared Men: Recent Episodes
Alex, Matt & Mason
Three Unprepared Men is a podcast about extremely "important" topics and the three friends who discuss them.
Theme Song: "Timeless" by @FluffyRobotDog
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A podcast episode about how millennials are cringe and zoomers are rude.
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The fellas get together to create (from scratch) the greatest reality television show of all time (that doesn't exist yet, we think).
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This week's livestream had some audio issues (we'll probably post it with Twitch audio in the next few weeks) so this time we're pulling out a lost episode. This was a versus mode (I think) recorded late last year where we pitched Shark Tank products using almost no planning time whatsoever.
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We talked about a bunch of stuff this episode. Creativity and animated sitcoms were part of it, but we also pulled another tier list out of our behinds (ChatGPT) so enjoy that??? Fun episode regardless!
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We start this week's episode with more Mario -- in this case Mario Sunshine vs. Mario 64 -- and then see what kind of pod-tent ChatGPT can deliver for us.
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Alex and Matt saw the Mario movie, so I guess we'll talk about it for a while or something? We also ranked the voice actors -- you're not gonna believe #7!!! JK, haha. Andy also joined the Twitch chat as our first listener engagement. Absolute king. I hope this title doesn't make anyone mad, we thought it was funny. Oh, last thing: We're working out the audio quality so in a couple weeks it should sound like it's supposed to.
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We're back, baby! And it took under a year this time! Alex, Matt & Mason convene on Twitch for their first regular virtual episode. This time, we're ranking chairs! What's the most comfy? The least? When do vibes factor in? All this and more!
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For this extra large, extra special episode of Three Unprepared Men, we have two segments for you. The first is a look back on the first 100, including an overview of our favorite episodes (making it a good starting point for new listeners).
In the second half, we determine, live, what the future of this podcast is. Will we continue it? Will we end it? Will we change the name? You gotta listen to find out!
Thank you so much for listening to this podcast for the last four years. It means a lot, and we love ya for it. - Alex, Matt & Mason
Subway x Banksy x Bang & Olufsen x Skullcandy
Alex, Matt & Mason consider the merits of various words to determine, objectively, the funniest word of all time.
Alex, Matt & Mason discuss names, naming websites, and the various spellings of their own names.
It's been literally 80 episodes since the last Versus Mode, so we should probably do another one, right? On this installment, Alex, Matt & Mason go head to head and attempt to write jokes using randomly-generated words.
We didn't want to just do another banter so we spent an episode thinking back on our podcast, thinking about some ideas for the future, and coming up with some ideas for future episodes. Don't worry, nothing big is announced here -- we're just chatting!
Jesus restoration pic: https://media.pri.org/s3fs-public/styles/open_graph/public/migration/PriMigrationsVivvoFilesImagesMigration/pri.org/files/Jesus_PaintingNEW_293150090.jpeg
It's been a while since we did a weird, non-silly one, right? On this episode: stress reduction tips! Here's what helped us.
Season finale. Alex, Matt, and Mason look back on their favorite memories from Season 4. Thank you for listening!
The vid: https://twitter.com/UnpreparedMen/status/1408143004788051979
Alex tells more jokes from stand-up comedy acts he wrote in high school and college. Some of these are 10+ years old. We wanted to make the last episode of the season a good one, so here it is.
"laugh double"(https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60783/) by J. Zazvurek is licensed under CC BY 3.0(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode) and is minorly altered by shortening at points
"laugh 14"*(https://freesound.org/people/J.Zazvurek/sounds/60798/) by J. Zazvurek is licensed under CC BY 3.0(https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode) and is minorly altered by shortening at points
"big crowd a little laughter 3"(https://freesound.org/people/Kyster/sounds/124025/) by J. Zazvurek is licensed under CC BY 3.0 and is minorly altered by shortening at points
On our first listener mail episode, we read a few of your emails and try some snacks Matt brought in.
Our other lost episode! Originally recorded in June last year, the fellas create the perfect coffee experience. Some podcasts you just want to vibe.
Here's a lost banter recorded in June 2020. We forgot to post it, so here it is now. What did we talk about? I don't know!
The first food debate of the comeback! Alex, Matt & Mason debate the merits of meatball, sausage, and pepperoni.
Alex brought the boys a number of snacks to try (supplemented a bit by Matt). The trio then reviews and ranks each snack. As a tease: We got some Pepsi Blue and very spicy Doritos among the treat pile.
Last week's superhero episode was crazy, right? Alex, Matt & Mason return after a year-long hiatus to discuss...whatever you discuss on a banter episode of Three Unprepared Men.
The Three Unprepared Men get back together with Ben to record an episode where we design a superhero from scratch.
Ben joins the boys for an episode about which fry is the best and which fry is the worst.
Ben, a good friend of the boys, joins for a discussion about living in Japan as well as all kinds of nonsense. This one was fun; buckle up.
The Three Unprepared Men discuss their favorite items at Dunkin' Donuts and determine which one, or ones, reign supreme.
On this episode, the Men discuss what food and drink combination (including alcoholic and non-alcoholic options) reigns above all others. Our first remote recording!
Alex, Matt, Mason, and Paul build the perfect burger. Concludes the three-part "Paul" series.
The boys (and Paul!) discuss the best and worst things about GameStop as well as...Amiibos?
Season 4 begins...with a special guest! Friend of the Men Paul comes on to talk about his memories of how he met each of the boys, plus some fun banter. Thanks to Paul for being on the show!
Season finale. Alex, Matt, and Mason look back on their favorite memories from Season 3. Thank you for listening!
https://youtu.be/EWtY2do29TQ
The boys have a banter episode while eating really spicy food. There will be strategies. There will be winners. There will be Mason.
The boys do what they do best: vibe. What does that mean? You'll just have to, like, listen man.
The gang reviews two sodas and a candy bar, and then they discuss the Xbox. And in the intro: Alex sings. Sorry.
Alex, Matt, and Mason come up with their idea for a movie based on the podcast. Oh man. This is one for the ages.
The men debate sauces, to find out which one rules them all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa8XNIX040Y
The Three Unprepared Men design their own restaurant. Is it a pizzeria? Probably? Will there be pop-punk? Definitely.
Despite all the odds, the men made it to Episode 50. This...is their story.
Nah we just goof around and look back. Fun episode. Check it out.
And to everyone out there who listens to us (sup Andy) or has listened to us, thank you very much. We appreciate it lots.
-Alex, Matt & Mason
On this episode, Mason tries to upload a soundcloud file and hope it succeeds. I mean... ummm... I wake up and try cereal. Here, we try and figure out which is our fave cereal on yet another food ep of the three unprepared men!
The boys sample a dozen different cupcakes provided by a very kind listener in an episode that acts as the spiritual/physical successor to our cupcakes vs. muffins episode.
The boys discuss Facebook reactions in what may be one of the least necessary show topics to date. All in good fun. Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
It's the sixth banter episode! We talk about whatever we want! You know how it goes.
WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE WAY STREE-HEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW7Iv-V1-Jo
The boys drink soda, eat candy, and have unprepared discussion in the way only they know how. It's like Assassin's Creed where it's a banter that's not formally numbered even though it's totally a banter. Weird, right? Next episode: a real, numbered banter!
The boys have a chat about arcades, a topic that Local Memester Mason is very familiar with.
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Alex, Matt, and Mason talk about breakfast and determine which foods are the best breakfast foods of all time. Buckle up for another food episode!
Season finale. Alex, Matt, and Mason look back on their favorite memories from Season 2. Thank you for listening, and ITADAKIMASU!
The lads open up Pokemon card packs that Alex received in the mail. Yes, it's an audio-only podcast. What's the problem?
The boys are back after a "brief" hiatus with their fifth banter episode. What will they discuss? There's only one way to find out! (you gotta listen to our audio pod cast)
On this episode, the unprepared men rank the fake fruit flavors. You should be able to guess which one wins, lol.
Alex digs up his old stand-up comedy notebooks from high school and tells jokes to Matt and Mason.
The boys debate the merits of muffins and cupcakes. Which one wins? You gotta listen to find out!
Alex, Matt, and Mason talk about grocery stores, groceries, and an assortment of other wacky topics.
Fan and friend Andy sends the boys four of his favorite chocolate treats from the UK, including KitKat Chunky Peanut Butter, Wispa Gold, Terry’s Chocolate Orange, and Nestle Aero Peppermint. Spoiler: Our mans Andy has good taste in chocolate (and podcasts).
The Three Unprepared Men have a dessert debate for the ages! Cake v. Pie. v. Brownie. Who wins? Someone does!
On this fun, loosey goosey installment of Three Unprepared Men, the boys discuss memes again.
On this episode of Three Unprepared Men, the boys make a bet. $50 each boy, one month of being as creative as possible. Who will win? We don't say!
On this episode of Three Unprepared Men, the boys come up with the worst pizza of all time.
On this episode, the boys discuss how they would spend one million dollars. Would they buy a house? Donate it? Is a million bucks even that much money to begin with?
The boys rank their Top 5 chips/crisps/puffs/snacks of all time. What wins? You'll have to listen to an excellent podcast (this one) to find out!
On this episode of Three Unprepared Men, the boys discuss some of their favorite Christmas presents.
Season 2!!! Alex, Matt, and Mason build an advertising campaign for their favorite candy bar.
Season finale. The boys look back on their first 9+10 episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBOn0Whhyc
The boys have another banter! On this one, we talk about Pocari Sweat, Alex's crazy last few months, and a hot dog adventure. Listen to it...if you dare!
The boys discuss the art of school lunch, and tell the story of how their friend group got together.
Hey y'all - it's summer time! We talk about summers as we remember them, and how our enjoyment of summer has evolved (?) as we've gotten older.
New week, new podcast! The boys discuss pet peeves, or those things people do that aren't okay even though some people might think they are. Wearing your backpack while standing on public transit? Licking your fingers in public without washing your hands? We discuss all these and more!
Alex, Matt & Mason talk about their favorite ice cream. Will your favorite be included??? Statistically unlikely, but maybe!
Alex, Matt & Mason have a serious discussion about Internet memes, including their history and evolution.
Alex, Matt & Mason have another banter and tell some stories about what they've been up to lately. Matt talks about his recent vacation, Mason talks about an experience "clubbing," and Alex describes his first allergic reaction.
On this episode, the boys make a list of frozen pizza brands & types to determine which ones stand above the rest.
Alex, Matt & Mason imagineer the most AAA video game ever (that doesn't exist yet). What does that mean? You'll have to listen to find out!
On this episode of our Pod Cast, we discuss the world in 2030. Do we sound dumb? Probably! Is it fun? I hope so!
On this episode, Alex, Matt & Mason discuss...a lot. There are impressions. There are stories. There is, as one might say...chaos. You gotta hear it to believe it.
On this episode of Three Unprepared Men, Alex, Matt & Mason develop their own sitcom out of thin air. No spoilers but uh...we're bringing back Kevin James.
Alex, Matt & Mason discuss their ultimate final meals, for when you know the end is near but have room for one more din-din.
On this episode, the boys discuss their first jobs. You thought we were done talking about pizza, huh?
Probably the most fun one we've done yet. The boys tell improvised stories using prompts we came up with on the fly. One minute to come up with a plot, three minutes to tell the story. We also make a competition out of it.
On this episode, each boy comes up with an idea for a video game. Mason wants to fuse genres, Alex wants Future Japanese Mad Max, and Matt wants an art game.
Remember the pizza episode we did last week? Well, we enjoyed it so much that we did it again...only this time with sandwich cookies! We start the show by further discussing the origins of our humble podcast, and then we design our cookie from the ground up. T H A T ' S K R I S P É E !
Alex, Matt & Mason attempt to create the perfect pizza "from scratch." No stone is left unturned; expect debates on the ideal thiccness of a pizza crust, the perfect cheese blend, and where pepperoni goes.
On this episode, Alex, Matt & Mason put their heads together and rank America's Top 10 fast food restaurants. Will Matt bring up restaurant chains no one has had before? Will Alex present an impassioned case for Krispy Kreme? Does Mason appreciate a good slice of pizza?
Yes.
In this pre-first episode, find out how Alex, Matt & Mason came up with the name of their new podcast (by making a big list of names and cutting them down), and learn a little more about what the show is about.