The New Asianism: Recent Episodes
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Hey, what's the New Asianism?
Let me introduce myself. My name is Terry Chung (I go by Tae). I’m a failed Asian.
What do I mean by “failed”? I am lousy at math and science. My Korean language skills suck. I lost all my money, my marriage and job then ended up living in my car in a Motel 6 parking lot. That was a long time ago and that doesn’t mean I am a failed person. In fact, just the opposite. Because of my previous failures, I am now an even more successful person without all the Asian stereotypes.
Why you should Care?
Because we're supposed to be #1 in all things and if you've ever thought of being #1 at the #1 things in Life (hint; NOT work, sacrifice, scrimp) AND still drink, party, laugh, and sex to excess THIS is your place. There are also many #1 people who are white, Black, Latino, women, LGBTQ posing as "New Asians in Disguise" because they don't wish to flaunt their #1 status on others.
Too many people stand outside looking in, holding the limp water hose of their existence as they watch their lives go by in the rear view mirrors of passing cars.
This Asian hero gave our people BALLS bigger than water buffalo but he's relegated to cheap kung fu movies when he should be honored as the greatest Civil Rights leader for Asian Kickass!
The exotic mysteries of Asian women has been a puzzle since the beginning of childbirth. New Asianism gives primer101 on how to better yourself with Asian women and how by doing so, you will become a better person.