Mike and Vonia Can't Not: Recent Episodes

Mike and Vonia Can't Not

Sometimes you just can't not. Join Mike Jensen and Vonia Arslanian as they discuss the weeks highs and lows, from entertainment and politics, to parenting in Los Angeles, to everyday life in New York City. Mike and Vonia keep the love alive and the coasts connected by asking questions, laughing, and learning. These longtime creative partners and friends invite you along as they converse, inform, and sometimes mercifully distract. 

Mike Jensen is the co-creator and co-host of We Couldn't Help But Wonder - A Journey through Sex and the city.

Vonia Arslanian is the co-creator and co-host of Rom Crime with Averyn and Vonia.

View Details

After another long absence, Mike and Vonia are back and they have a lot to talk about. Mike had a very unpleasant sleep, and lost his bag, but also got to go a screening of the short film he was in. Vonia tore a muscle, and forgot her ID when going to the airport, but also had lovely vacation to celebrate her Mom's birthday. Then it's a new album, a very well made horror film, and a new "comedy," followed by some thoughts on the state of Broadway, and reality television. And it ends with Vonia and Mike having plans to see the same movie this week, and they can't wait to come back and talk about it. Wait for me, indeed.

View Details

This is a fun one! After catching up following a week off (a lot is going on, y'all), Mike and Vonia finally get to talk about the hottest album of a decade ago. Beyonce's Lemonade! And as if that wasn't enough, Vonia has two different series she's enjoying. A reality show from the past, and a current dramady. And Mike finished The Comeback and saw an animated movie he was certain he would not like, but very much did. Stylin'!

View Details

Mike and Vonia have a lot of catching up to do. Volleyball tournaments, a trip to the beach, auditioning for drama programs, a restaurant management shift, and a mortifying trip backstage at a Broadway show. Then it's new music, a couple of fantastic television programs, a kid in trouble, and a couple of almost too big to process issues. Also, Speed the Musical is coming back!

View Details

Mike and Vonia finally found time to talk about last week's Oscar ceremony. They share their favorites, the moments that made them cringe, the awards that needed to go a certain way, and thoughts about opera and ballet. They also take some time to discuss Vonia's new podcast venture, and progress on the editing of Mike's live show. Plus, a little Lemonade...

View Details

After an unintended break, Mike and Vonia are back to talk about the past two weeks, being a single Mom, hockey practice and teams, birthday celebrations, Oscar nominations, a new comedy recording, a recent episode of Fresh Air, Mexican food, and boba tea. And, of course, Heated Rivalry. Partly cuz hockey.

View Details

After an unintentionally long break, Mike and Vonia are back with a lot to talk about. For now, they try to keep it recent, so Mike hasn't been feeling well, and Vonia started a new job. They speak a bit about impossible to ignore recent events, before discussing the Golden Globes and how they felt about various winners, and categories. This leads to Mike's favorite film of the year, and an audiobook that Vonia is diggin.' Vonia has some questions about television viewing options and Mike has news of an upcoming trip to the West Coast! They end with a few moments to reflect upon the passing of a very special and sweet presence that is certain to be missed. We love you forever, Beaches.

View Details

Vonia visited New York City! She and Mike talk about all the fun stuff they got to do, from biking around Governor's Island, to amazing food, cool things along the Hudson river, and seeing a Broadway show. Then, Mike talks about two divisive films that he wants to speak up for, they both share their worries about the current government shut down, and Mike has a very big (and kinda scary) announcement.

View Details

Vonia has some very dramatic pet stories, and Mike wants to cut his hair. Then, he talks about having a very small part in a friend's short film, a few films he's seen lately, and Vonia talks about a documentary she found sad, but moving. Then it's bath towels, special edition albums, an upcoming cultural event, and a post PTA President debrief. Coming soon... NYC!

View Details

After an unexpected week off, Mike and Vonia are back to talk about what's been going on in their lives, from kid's birthdays, to amazing concerts, they talk books, and plans, things they need to get done, things that are distracting them, and, of course, this years Emmys!

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back! They have so much to say about what has happened over the summer, from weddings, to vacations, to new pets! Pets!! Plural!!! They share a bunch of stuff they've been digging' and a few things they could do without, but most importantly, Vonia and family are coming to NYC! Also, Vonia says the C word, so hold on to your hats...

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back for one more episode before they break for the summer. There are kitchen disasters, doctor visits, a couple of Broadway shows, an action packed movie, and Beyoncé! Then, Vonia shares a song she can't stop listening to, and Mike has a lot of thoughts about a recent drama series. Finally, it's a deceitful ad, an eventful bike ride, and apple cider vinegar.

View Details

Vonia and Mike both talk about how they spent Mother's Day, as well as a few other anecdotes from the week. Then, Vonia loves a new mini-series, Mike loves a returning comedy, and they both have some blasts from the past. After some silly things that are making them both bonkers, they discuss poetry, high school musicals, and Mike's other podcast, that is coming back very soon.

View Details

Vonia is looking towards the end of the school year, and Mike has some Texas stories to tell. Vonia saw a movie that deeply affected her (as Mike knew it would), and Mike also enjoyed a movie this week, albeit in a very different genre. Then it's acid reflux, allergies, kids misbehaving and a lot of random tidbits, ending in an announcement from Vonia that feels a bit like burying the lede.

View Details

After an unexpected week off, Mike and Vonia are back. Vonia talks about the event that stopped her from being able to record last week, and Mike talks about a few shows he's seen and also previews his upcoming album. Then it's a new miniseries and a comedy from the past, fingernail issues, and an actor who should shut the hell up, and finally, an exciting award win and questions about what is healthy to be listening to right now.

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back after a long spring break! Vonia went to Cabo, and Mike went to Pittsburg. They have a lot to share, from a book Vonia just finished, a series she's currently reading, a series she's watching, a series they both agree is one of the best things to come along in a while, a returning comedy, a book Mike can't believe he didn't know about, and a movie Mike really enjoyed. Then it's some thoughts on taxes, a plot line that's causing Vonia anxiety, another concert Mike is looking forward to, a musical he's also excited to see, and a project Vonia is working on. So much to talk about!

View Details

Mike and Vonia have a lot of thoughts and opinions about this year's ceremony, from comedy bits that killed, moments that shone, and speeches that made them deeply uncomfortable. They share them all here. Probably too many. There's one director that is definitely never going to hire Mike. Cheers!

View Details

Vonia had her first day teaching, and Mike is seeing a lot of movies. He talks about a few documentary shorts he particularly liked, and then discusses a phone function he would like to get rid of, while Vonia is mourning the loss of a beloved store. They talk a bit about working in the service industry, and Mike ends the episode with a prediction and a quote.

View Details

Mike has a tuna update and he saw a new play. Vonia is on her way with her new venture and is happy to be home after a full weekend. There are several returning dramas happening right now, but it's really all about SNL 50! They discuss some highlights of that programming, as well as some low points regarding current political situations and having an online presence. Finally, Mike gives some roasting advise and Vonia pitches a last minute California trip.

View Details

Vonia got to spend time with a friend, both Mike and Vonia had fun Super Bowl viewing experiences, and Mike watched the Critics Choice Awards for the first time. They both still can't stop talking about The Pitt, and Mike is in the midst of an intriguing mini-series, and saw moving animated film. They have a brief conversation about the Super Bowl half time show, Mike has a podcast related, and also health care related gripe, but also some very fun news, and Vonia is ready to talk more about her upcoming business venture!

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back to discuss the week in politics, news, and pop culture (the Grammy Awards happened!). Then, Mike talks about the (not scary) film he saw last week and Vonia reads part of a monologue from a play that is moving her. They discuss how you talk to children about scary things, Vonia shares a very inspiring quote from the book she's reading, and Mike has a bone to pick with a few supposedly romantic sayings.

View Details

What starts as a simple catch up between Mike and Vonia quickly turns into a discussion about social media, how it affects them, and how it might be affecting the next generation. Then, it's a whole bunch of SNL related content, and a novel Mike recently finished that he can't speak highly enough of. There's a bit of conversation about the recent Oscar Nominations, a silly and then a serious thing Mike could do without, improv talk, and a lesson in salad dressing you never knew you needed.

View Details

Vonia and Mike are back to start season 5! They discuss their respective Holliday Seasons, and the horrific wild fires affecting much of Southern California. There's a lot to talk about in the diggin' category, from an animated film, to a couple of indies, to a new drama that both Mike and Vonia are watching (and Vonia is even caught up). There's a silly TV related dilemma that Mike is facing, and actual heartache that Vonia is dealing with. Finally, a little puzzle related news, and not about a crossword.

View Details

In their last episode of 2024, Mike and Vonia have a conversation about joy. How to find it, how to keep it, and how to remember it. Then, Vonia finds comfort in a classic television program that used to cause her anxiety, and Mike has a performance, a new spy series, and a heartfelt film that have moved and entertained him this week. They share dissatisfaction and how they hope to improve as well as a spoiler free conversation about the series (?) finale of Somebody, Somewhere. (More, please!) Finally it's an incomplete quote that Mike still thinks is highly affective, a couple of Birthday shoutouts, and then a farewell. For now...

View Details

Mike and Vonia share Thanksgiving memories and talk about what's been going on in the last two weeks. Then Vonia talks Volleyball, they both discuss a TV series they can't stop talking about, Mike has a few others he's enjoying, and also a film he can't stop thinking about. There's talk of worrying about the future, Mike wants his laundromat to be up and running, current politics, and ending with early presidential trivia, and a list Mike was very happy to be on.

View Details

Due to technical difficulties this is a quick one, but after telling a few stories from their weeks, Mike saw a very impressive Broadway show, and an episode of television that made quite the impression. Vonia saw a movie suitable for the whole family, and a comedy series that's helping her get through it all. Then it's some quick restaurant etiquette, a reminder to slow down, and some advice on fostering animals. Just in case.

View Details

Mike and Vonia have a lot of catching up to do! After they talk about what's been happening in their lives over the last month or so, Mike has a movie he loved and a couple of television shows he's enjoying. Vonia also has some TV favorites of her own along with a recent animated film. Then they talk about feelings and ramifications concerning the recent election and Mike has a few things to say about art. Then it's excitement about the upcoming Grammy Awards, and a few words about Megan Thee Stallion hosting the VMAs.

View Details

Vonia and Mike are back! They share a few things that have been going on, including birthdays, and trips out of town, but it's really about the recent Emmy Awards where Mike has some thoughts and opinions on the shows that won, as well as those that didn't. Then, Vonia has a few programs that have been keeping her entertained, and Mike has a Variety special that he can't stop thinking about.

View Details

Vonia is preparing for the upcoming school year, and Mike went on a whirlwind tour of some Southern cities, and ended up spending an extra day in Florida. Then it's a stand up comedian Mike wants to get to know better, a couple documentaries, and a new drama series Vonia is enjoying. They talk more about the highs and lows of the current Olympic Games, flying adjacent to a tropical storm, and awkward moments watching Drag Race with children. There are, of course, several mentions of Mexican food. Yum.

View Details

Mike and Vonia have quite the discussion concerning hopes, dreams, wants, expectations, and even where better days may be. Vonia watched a documentary and was deeply moved, Mike saw two very different films, and they've both been staying up too late. There's much talk of the Olympics, some possible trouble makers near the Seine, and Mike is going on a bit of a journey. Excited to tell you all about it next week.

View Details

Vonia and her husband got to go on a vacation, and Mike had company in town! They also discuss the major optical development of the week, then it's an album from over 30 years ago, and a piece of entertainment Vonia got to see in Vegas. They both talk about television programs they are either struggling to get through or have recently struggled though, and then their individual relationships with horror films. Mike finishes it off with some very fun Emmy facts, and there might be a little music teaser after the credits...

View Details

Vonia and Mike share a bit about their weeks, but discussion soon shifts to the political climate and recent shooting. Then they lighten things up with a documentary they both loved, and a few other things that are making Vonia happy. There's talk of a returning series they are both having issues with, and a thing that Mike wishes he could return. This week's topic is childhood trauma, and they have some doozies. Let's revisit that documentary they were talking about...

View Details

Mike and Vonia discuss how they spent the Fourth of July, and how they may spend the next one. Then, Vonia saw a horror movie, listened to an inspiring podcast, and Mike finished the final season of a series he highly recommends. He's struggling a bit with a different television program, has to figure out some things with his new computer, and Vonia wants to bitch a little about a blockbuster from the 90s. Later, the conversation turns to generations, and how they relate to each other. To end the episode, Mike reads part of an entry from a journal he kept 30 years ago, showing how little things change, and the inspiration for a song. Clips of the song included!

View Details

It's been a busy week of ups and downs for both Mike and Vonia and they take some time to discuss where they both are mentally and emotionally. Vonia is enjoying walks around the neighborhood, and Mike saw an intense movie that took him out of his own problems for 100 minutes. Everything is going to be fine...

View Details

Vonia talks through some mic and computer issues as she nears time to record new episodes for another podcast she's been hired to be on! Mike recounts a couple of random stories from the past week, they are both excited for a new recap podcast a friend is doing, then it's a movie Vonia wasn't wild about, and some existential dread. They have a conversation about nostalgia and how it effects the things we hold on to and the things we throw out, and share some plans for the upcoming week. Happy Pride!

View Details

Vonia's kids have started a new summer program, and Mike has quite a few things to talk about, mostly good, some frustrating. Then it's a new limited series, an animated film that brought Mike to tears, a recurring theme of acknowledging ones self, trouble on the playground, some talk about The Tonys, adventures in sushi, and a text message.

View Details

Mike has continued to have quite the time of it, and Vonia and the family went camping! Vonia is still singing the praises of a returned comedy series, as well as a returning fantasy/drama series in it's last season, and Mike finished a limited series that he thinks is worth checking out. Then it's a discussion of theatre prices, working through the summer, and a few things that Mike actually got done.
Next week, The Tonys!!

View Details

Vonia has had a lot going on between the school musical and the school year ending, and Mike has had a lot going on... in less wonderful ways. But they still have theatre and television to bring them joy! From a (sort of) one woman show, to a new play on Broadway, and two very different TV programs. Then a discussion of motivation versus self flagellation and some worries about the world right now, final thoughts on this season of So You Think You Can Dance, and plans for the coming week. We're going to be ok...

View Details

First off, Mike explains why they've been off for a couple of weeks, and it's not pretty. Thankfully, Vonia has a few stories of joy to help make up for it. Then there's a whole lot to dig. Between books, theatre, music, and television, Mike and Vonia share what's getting them through these often tough times. Mike has a few thoughts on some art he thinks could have been better, and they both have thoughts on the last few episodes of SYTYCD. It'll all be fine...

View Details

Mike has a lot to talk about with his family having just been in town. Then it's a discussion of aging, Vonia's family's experience during the Armenian Genocide, some television programs Vonia and Mike have already mentioned here, but deserve repeating, a conversation about compromise, and a very silly experience jogging. Vonia and Mike become a little more critical in their examination of So You Think You Can Dance, while trying to remain positive. Finally, it's an exciting upcoming event, a song Mike didn't know, and a touch of trivia. Let's all carry each other...

View Details

Vonia's musical went great, and Mike got rained on! Then, it's a comedy series set in Northern Ireland that Vonia just discovered, a conversation about Cowboy Carter, a singer Mike recently fell for, a returning comedy, and a reality competition Mike is always happy to have back on the air. Speaking of which, Mike and Vonia have a (mostly spoiler free) conversation on the most recent So You Think You Can Dance, share some computer woe, and Mike talks about an errand he's about to run that last time he did, Vonia still lived in New York and went with him. Sigh...

View Details

After an unplanned week off, Mike and Vonia are back! Vonia has had quite the busy couple of weeks and that isn't going to change any time soon. Meanwhile, Mike had fun at a Birthday celebration and has some exciting news regarding his music. Then, Vonia talks about the album the whole world is buzzing about, Mike has thoughts on two new television shows, and is very upset about a different show that has yet to come back. They both share their thoughts on the newest season of So You Think You Can Dance, and end with many random facts that could potentially help you at trivia night. Or an escape room...

View Details

Mike was in California for a few days and saw Madonna in concert again, and Vonia spent the night and also had a vacation in Palm Springs! Then it's a couple of comedies keeping Vonia laughing, and a new album and limited series that Mike is enjoying. They discuss manufactured drama and the staggering cost of health care. Then it's a few previously unmentioned moments from the Oscars to wrap things up.

View Details

It's Mike's favorite night of the year again, and he and Vonia are here to talk about it all. The winners, the presenters, the bits that worked and the bits that maybe didn't so much. They also tease some of the stories coming next week, because a lot has been happening!

View Details

Vonia got to visit with her sister, and both she and Mike have been very busy. They use their busy weeks to discuss when wanting to give it your all is helpful, and when it's a hindrance. Then, Vonia has great news, Mike saw a new film and mini-series, he also has a complaint about a current Oscar contender, some thoughts to share on two more recent awards ceremonies, Vonia has a super fun fact, and Mike has a way everyone can have an opinion about one Academy Award category, without even leaving their homes! And two weeks from now, they'll both be back to cover the 2024 Oscars Ceremony!!!

View Details

A trip to a Home Goods, a trip to buy sound equipment, and a trip to Long Island! Then it's a project Vonia is working on, a Broadway revival Mike saw (along with a story of long held shame and embarrassment), and a new limited series. After that, a kid getting into trouble, and some ups and downs of the recent Grammys and Super Bowl. Last, but certainly not least, be kind.

View Details

Vonia has been working on her taxes, and Mike went to a party. Also, he's singing more these days. Then it's a blast from the past, a memoir, health issues and more talk about taxes. In the end, Mike explains why they won't be back next week, but he'll have plenty to talk about the week after. Maybe including a cold plunge! (Probably not)

View Details

In this week's episode Mike and Vonia talk through the Oscar Nominations and Vonia learns something about voting. Mike and Vonia dig some new and old TV mini-series and reminisce about the greatness of Oppenheimer. Then talk gets dark and a hopeless feeling creeps but the light persists. Thanks for listening, friends.

View Details

Mike and Vonia share stories from their Holliday seasons! Then it's a documentary that is coming out soon, an acceptance speech that Mike found moving, those terrible announcements that take us to commercials, and dietary choices. Mike shares a few thoughts about recent awards shows, and they finish up with a revealing dating show, and a bizarre oversight. Find Christina Applegate a new job!

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back (already!) to break down the 2024 Golden Globes. From experiences they had day of, to the somewhat infamous opening, to each presenter and winner, they share their thoughts on bits that worked, bits that didn't, and what they think separated the two. Let's all get in party mode! (Or not. Everyone do your own thing)

View Details

Mike saw Madonna in concert, and Vonia has been pluggin' away getting ready for the Holidays. She's also really gotten into some animated films, and Mike has two outgoing TV programs to acknowledge, as well as a new one. Then it's the lack of Female led comedy specials, and a word about race etiquette. They talk about the nominated songs from Barbie, and music in general, as well as the season, a friends actual job title, and, believe it or not, colon health. Remember, it's the Holiday, you can order anything!

View Details

Vonia has had a very busy week, and Mike got a hair cut he didn't ask for. There's brief discussion of the Golden Globes, and then Vonia shares a few things she enjoyed during the down time, Mike saw a couple a movies that made an impression, he talks about a movie he's not super anxious to see, she's kind of over bras, they both have thoughts on parental supervision, and Mike is very excited about an up coming concert. Celebration, indeed!

View Details

It's a somewhat random conversation this week dealing with a favored returning drama and its cast of theatre actors, a talk about the kindness of others, and a very busy schedule. Then it's a holiday movie rewatch, a limited series mystery, an expensive costume, a broken closet, decorating for the holidays, and an affliction of Mike's, named. Bless you.

View Details

Mike tells a couple of truly silly stories, and Vonia is grateful to be past a health scare. Then she talks about a delightful Holiday special and film, and Mike shares a limited series and returning comedy series. There's the hustle and bustle of the season, outlets that don't work, tales of recent and long ago Thanksgivings, cats, and a fun new device. Tis the season.

View Details

Vonia and Mike are back with a slightly shorter episode, but stories about what they've been up to. They discuss a movie they both liked, Mike has both an album and film that have made an impression on him, and Vonia is into a streaming show and a reality competition host. Then it's technology that doesn't work, a disappointing action movie, a broken sign, fixed, and an autobiography voiced by the writer. So much to be thankful for.

View Details

Vonia is home with the kids, and Mike is having continuous issues with his apartment. Also, he has a new podcast, and Vonia loves to golf. Then they discuss some television programs, including a couple of returning shows they're both enjoying, and a recent film that cheered Mike up after a hard day. There are a few summer activities shared, a discussion on the healthy act of crying, and a goodbye for now. Enjoy the summer!

View Details

Bada boom, bada bang, Vonia bought a bike! Also back from vacation, Mike tells tales of summer journeys, Tony wins, and a creepy series that will stay with you while Vonia is binging some Platonic High Desert fun. It's summer baby! Enjoy yourself! 

View Details

Mike was on the news (sorta), and Vonia has an eye... condition. Mike finally has a key to his building, and Vonia's kids are starting their last week of the school year. Then it's a trip through the highlights of the most recent Broadway season, and a new multi-verse super hero movie that Vonia is very glad she saw in the theatre. Also, Mike would like to know where he'll be sleeping next week. They both talk about things that boost their spirits, Vonia shares the word of the week, and Mike received a post that he found to be very very moving. Don't sneak!

View Details

Vonia starts us off with an absolutely terrifying story from her week. Rest assured, everyone ends up ok. As far as Mike's week goes, he mostly just worked a lot. Then they discus two series that had finales this last week and Vonia saw a couple of movies she really enjoyed. Mike is still dealing with a two recurring issues, and Vonia has a mild complaint, must is mostly trying to live in gratitude. 

View Details

Vonia got some dental work, and Mike had a friend in town. Plus he's been seeing theatre. Vonia is loving a podcast that Mike did a guest spot on, neither of them can stop talking about Somebody, Somewhere, and Mike has some final thoughts on Mrs. Davis. Then, they talk about the upcoming Tony Awards, what it's like to lose and then get your voice back. In the end, a lack of a topic becomes a discussion about the current writers strike, and Vonia ends with some information on voice and breath. 

View Details

Vonia is more than a bit under the weather, so while she rests up, Mike presents the first episode of the new season of his other podcast, We Couldn't Help But Wonder, A Journey Through Sex and the City. He and Elise Castle break down the new teaser trailer, and discuss possible ideas for the forthcoming chapters of And Just Like That... Plus, they announce that they are planning on announcing something. So that's exciting. Right...?

View Details

Vonia's parents are visiting and Mike has had quite the week. Plus, Vonia is part of a multi-cultural committee, and is also loving a new pseudo-reality show. Mike has too much TV to talk about and goes on quite the ramble. They discuss the issue they have when characters aren't good at their jobs. Vonia is continually looking for more free time, and Mike can't figure out where he stopped watching Better Call Saul. And then Vonia shares a somewhat nightmarish story about her kids sleepwalking and Mike's brother got his Masters Degree.

View Details

Vonia is still coaching volleyball, and Mike went for a walk on a very rainy day. Then, Mike meanders a bit though some TV, from finishing The Fall, to beginning Dead Ringers and Mrs. Davis, plus a Broadway documentary that he mostly enjoyed. Vonia is continuing to enjoy Mrs. Maisel and has a few inspirational passages about creativity. Then, Vonia is done being sick, and Mike is growing weary of television programs about terrible people. They talk a bit about Covid era moments of joy, and both have random notes to end on. Congrats to the Tony nominees! (And the TONY nominees...?)

View Details

Schmicago is still blowing our minds this week! And first it's the tale of Vonia drinking from her sick child's cup...spoiler, she gets the sickness. Then it's Mike honoring his cousin and reminding us to hold the ones we love dear. We talk comedies, new books about parents and a new film about a bi-racial composer that brings a special story to light. Next week we will hear of Mike's theatre adventures and hope the sickness makes it's way out of Vonia's house. Happy Spring everyone! 

View Details

Vonia had (a lot of) guests, and Mike visited Salt Lake City! Then they have a host of fun things they're enjoying, including their second ever double diggin', with the return of a much loved comedy series. After that, Vonia is yearning for stamina, and Mike hates spoilers. They have a somewhat spooky conversation about the unexplained, and Mike is excited for the return of Samantha Bee. Also, his feelings are a little hurt if you still haven't watched Schmigadoon! 

View Details

Mike and Vonia chat about upcoming visitors, and upcoming visits. Vonia has a new song she's listening to, and a Volleyball team to coach. Mike finished an audio book, saw a lovely new film, and is continuing his journey though the discography of Joni Mitchell. He'd like to know why he can't just purchase or even find certain items, and Vonia would like to know why her son refuses to acknowledge one of the great musical artists of our time. Then they talk about things they do that they know they'll regret, and end the podcast with an appreciation of Anna Quindlen. Also, Mike would like to acknowledge that his road trip took place in 1994, not 1992. Truth matters.

View Details

Mike and Vonia have a lot to discuss, from recent tragedy, to parental involvement, going back to work, and an upcoming coaching job. Vonia has a couple of new karaoke options, Mike has a whole lot of television both ending and beginning, plus a book on tape. Then it's check writing, Broadway shows, and a renegade watch (it's been fixed).

View Details

After mostly just talking about The Oscars last week, Vonia and Mike have a lot of catching up to do. From sick kids, to cold weather, to shows seen, and movies gone to. Then it's a movie seemingly made just for Vonia, to a streaming film Mike hopes gets some attention. Mike is still dealing with paperwork, they're both endlessly looking for motivation and inspiration, Mike has a quick update about last weeks ceremony, and Vonia found a solution to her knee and hip pain! 

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back for the 3rd year in a row to discuss this years Oscar ceremony. After a quick catch up, it's right to the show. From planes flying through very cloudy skies, to Jimmy Kimmel doing a great hosting job, to intense auditorium lighting, to a Jenny the donkey stand in, to Ruth E. Carter having perfectly matching note cards to read from, to Elizabeth Banks presenting with "Cocaine Bear," to Rooney Mara absolutely not wanting to stand up even when her director told her to, there were some beautiful speeches, ecstatic winners, and overall what a great year!

View Details

Vonia has a lot going on with her house, and Mike has had a series of unfortunate events. Then, Vonia got to go to the live stream of a new comedy special, Mike has a couple of Oscar nominees that he wants to shout out, Vonia speaks out on behalf of drag, and Mike is still filling out paperwork. They both kind of end on bummer notes, but promise there's funny stuff in there too!

View Details

Vonia has been spending time in her kid's class, and Mike went for a walk at Coney Island. They talk about numerous things, including podcasts, poetry, comedies, documentaries, and stand up specials. There's an issue with a recent drama episode, and a troublesome meaning to the idea of "freedom." After that, its coverage of the recent SAG Awards, a rumination on creativity, success, and what the point is. Vonia brings it home with a beautiful reading, and Mike is still having issues with the DMV. 

View Details

Vonia went to Disneyland and Mike went to London! So they have a lot to talk about. Then, Vonia is loving a new drama series, and Mike is into a new streaming comedy, plus he's being wowed by a particular miniseries actress. Vonia has a few Disney related complaints, and Mike would like to be done with all the paperwork. They finish up with stray Disney cats and some wild London related facts. Cheers!

View Details

Mind the gap! With our two hosts spending a glorious week together in Los Angeles we give you a bonus episode to bridge the gap between Mike & Vonia Can't Not seasons. First it's the Avatar, The Way of Water and how the smell of fish should not be included, then it's a lovely "little film" that captured our hearts and made Vonia's children ask some big questions.  We talk Golden Globes and Mike's Top 10 list! 
Also, Mike is about to embark on a world tour and Vonia is trying to save money on groceries. Aw what a world we live in! 

Thank you for joining us on this journey. We will be back next season...

View Details

It's the last episode of season 2. Vonia is getting ready to travel, and Mike did a bunch of fun stuff. He also has some fairly big news to share. Then, it's a night at the theatre for Vonia, and a movie about a theatre for Mike. They talk about being hard on yourself, and a dislike of the finales of a certain limited series. There's a very heavy conversation about plans, goals, resolutions, and more. And we finish it all with a quote, and few facts about Amazon digital rewards. We wish everyone a wonderful season and a happy New Year!

View Details

It was Thanksgiving, Mike went on a trip to Pittsburg, and a vacuum got fixed! Then it's a new sequel, a docuseries, a podcast episode, two comedy series Mike already talked about on the last episode and feels the need to bring up again, and a film on Hulu. Vonia and Mike both have some sad news that they are working through, and finally it's talk about memory, and some things we may only think we remember. 

View Details

Vonia is home with the kids. Still. And Mike is studying up on the best way to prepare a turkey. Then it's a Julia Child related reality show, some returning comedies, a new film out in theaters, frustrations about being sick, recognition of the events in Colorado Springs, a disappeared eye clinic, a further discussion on mental health, and Mike makes an absolutely ridiculous claim (and, later in the day Mike immediately takes it back).  

View Details

Vonia had the Gala she's been planning, but also a not so great week. Mike walked the Brooklyn Bridge and had dinner with friends. Then, Vonia had a (mostly) great time at The Hollywood Bowl, and fun watching YouTube, and Mike saw what he refers to as "a joyous celebration of creativity." Later we have the act of trying to get out of a parking lot, eating too much "buttery" popcorn, a discussion about anxiety and panic attacks, who we spend our time with, and some Grammy nomination talk. 

View Details

Vonia had quite the water related incident at home, and Mike had a very sweaty marathon Sunday. No, he did not run it. Then it's an animated Rom-Com, awards season in general, and another fantastic Weekend Update segment in particular. Vonia had a serious discussion at school, and Mike has some serious sadness involving friends and coworkers. They have a discussion on the merits and detriments involved in posting on social media, and then it's some helpful advice, and a quick look back. Hope you all voted!

View Details

Mike and Vonia dressed up for Halloween this year and Vonia fended off her rabid children for who demand candy 24/7. Mike is still loving the Irish murder mystery and the haunting intro music and Vonia is all about the spooks! Then it's a dancing tampon, some candy fueled depression, a good mannered southern kitty and a deep talk about God and rewiring the brain with some positive affirmations. Also, don't tell Vonia's kids, but yes, she threw away 75% of her their candy and they didn't bat an eye.

View Details

Vonia celebrated her husband's Birthday, and Mike saw Into The Woods again! Then it's new SNL (a couple of moments and performers in particular), some returning shows and an amazing new film. Vonia talks about the down side of a recent dining experience and Mike recounts the struggle he had with a recent music release. Then it's candy and scary movies (tis the season), and a few comments about Nellie Bly. And the bakery was called Fauchon!

View Details

Vonia was out of town at a wedding, and Mike has had quite the week (including an amazing concert)! Then it's some music and a book, an incredible performance, some little (in one case literally) things that are annoying the two of them, some talk of weddings both from the past and yet to come, a new way of listening to books, and an update on how to watch Mike be a zombie. Spooky!

View Details

Mike visited his former work place, and Vonia had a dog walking incident. Then it's a children's art show, a new song, an older movie, and a new sitcom. Mike and Vonia both talk about possible unintended consequences. They also discuss former jobs in NYC, finances, an Emmy Award winning actor, and a ticket to a performance Mike is very much looking forward to. (It was everything he had hoped for and more)

View Details

Vonia is at the beach with family, and Mike is back from Georgia. She celebrated her birthday, and he put his Halloween decorations up. Then it's a new sequel, a cast recording, a somewhat familiar aggravation, conversation about childhood favorite films that maybe don't quite hold up, animals who can't star gaze, workout motivation, and the end of an era. Also, Mike spent almost a whole week on vacation and, for the most part, exclusively took pictures of cats...

View Details

Mike is on holiday with his sister in the Bavarian Village of Helen, Georgia and Vonia lives vicariously through him whilst dodging mountain lions (or more appropriately a mountain lion of a hot summer). Listening to the screams of a rollercoaster, Mike avoids bears and murder....hornets. Then it's a wolf of a female comedian, a must see comedy, a new obsession with an Irish dark comedy thriller and disturbing stories of stage moms. 

View Details

Vonia went to a wedding, and Mike finally got a new watch. Or two. Plus he went to a show, saw maybe his most favorite person in person, and got the new booster. Then it's fun with friends, a (not so new) album, a PBS documentary, a long train ride, a very long security line, more memories of Cape Cod, an independent study contract, and the dark web. Scary. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back with a somewhat longer episode, partly because Vonia threw two birthday festivities, and Mike spend four nights on (in? at?) Cape Cod. Plus, Vonia is unwinding to a fairly stress free reality program, Mike is excited, and somewhat apprehensive, to start the final season of one of his favorite dramas, they talk crime, the inability to watch the final season of another drama, and then it's their take on this years Emmys, from winners, to speeches, to so many screens. They end with a recent Kangaroo related incident, and an RIP to Mike's Apple Watch...  

View Details

It was Mike's Birthday, and Vonia and her husband celebrated their anniversary. Then Vonia is enjoying one of Mike's previous mentions, Mike is watching one of Vonia's, Vonia loved a summer blockbuster, and Mike is watching two very different, very odd television shows, and super enjoying them. Vonia wants people to stop being mad, and Mike wants them to stop playing music in shared spaces. They both look back at Birthday memories, and talk quite a bit about A League of Their Own. 

View Details

Vonia experienced a very traumatic event, and Mike had a trip to Florida. Then Vonia shares two new series, and Mike touts both a returning series and a recent podcast episode. He also has some complaints on spoilers, and Vonia has a few things she could do without. They discuss the finale of So You Think You Can Dance, and Mike finishes up the episode with a new favorite food and a YouTube discovery. Also, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. Great actress, and a fun name to say out loud!

View Details

Vonia's children are back in school, and Mike spent the week on Fire Island! Also, Vonia has picked up an old hobby, and Mike has another new album he's loving. He's not loving a particular production aspect however, and Vonia is worried about some of what her kids may be learning. Then it's the semi final episode of So You Think You Can Dance, a passage that's moving Vonia, and one last note on Mike's recent vacation rental. 

View Details

Vonia spent a very long day at the emergency room, and Mike has some thoughts on his "dry week." Then it's an oft mentioned, much loved, recent reality competition season, a new work of art from one of today's most accomplished artists, some pushback on "sampling," a head cold, the latest SYTYCD, words of hope, recycling, and Mike revisits an under appreciated album from the 90s. 

View Details

Vonia is back in California, getting the kids ready to return to school, and Mike is In New York with a whole bunch of stuff to complain about. All right, some good stuff happened too. Then it's a returning comedy, the first season of a new superhero saga, a book on tape, and a cast recording. Vonia is dealing with the cost of groceries, Mike has to wait to listen to one of his favorite podcasts, and he's mourning the cancelation of a late night show. Vonia and Mike go through this weeks So You Think You Can Dance, and then Vonia lays down some info that caused Mike to do his laundry as he was editing this episode. Seriously. 

View Details

After a week off, Mike and Vonia are back with a (slightly longer) new episode! Vonia talks about her time spent at home with family and a cool trip she and her husband went on, and Mike covers a couple of shows he saw, and an E-mail that he wasn't expecting. They also discuss the recent Emmy nominations, and some goings on on Broadway. Then Vonia got a sneak peak at an as yet to be released Netflix film, plus talks about a mini series she loved, then wasn't wild about, but ultimately gave her all the feels, and Mike has a new drama series that he can't say enough about. They both have some medical issues to share, and then it's a whole lot of So You Think You Can Dance. They try to keep it quick, but there's so much to say! Plus Cat Deeley! Excellent!

View Details

In lieu of a new conversation this week, Mike and Vonia listen back on the very first episode they ever recorded, and invite you to do the same. It was early November, 2020, which feels like several decades ago. "The Queens Gambit" and "The Undoing" were all the rage on TV, Vonia was constantly in a Zoom meeting, and Mike hadn't flown on a plane in almost a year. And, unlike Mike's prediction, we did not know the results of the election by the time this episode came out. What a world!

View Details

Vonia and Mike share their Independence Day stories and the complicated feelings they had in regards to it this year. They also talk "discussion" versus "arguing," and thoughts on never being too old to learn. Then it is two new half hour hours series, an awful children's show, "clipboard people," talk of Independence Days past, a few random facts, and a poetry reading. A day of reckoning, indeed. 

View Details

Mike took part in New York City's Pride, Vonia is dealing with children and the heat, and they both have a lot to say about recent Supreme Court decisions. Then Vonia shares about a reality series, Mike talks about a book he's reading and a returning drama series he's cautiously continuing with. Then it is feelings on opinion as fact, personal motivation, New Years Eve remembrances, and both Vonia and Mike read excepts from things that have recently moved them. Keep caring. Keep fighting. 

View Details

Vonia is back to teaching and Mike did his laundry! They also have a conversation about Juneteenth and one of the biggest challenges America is facing right now. Then it's a new comedy series, some books on theatre, a documentary, a couple things Vonia sent many texts to Mike about, a new So You Think You Can Dance, plus how Vonia first got Mike hooked on it, some words on story telling, and a laundry hack Mike did not know about and is still leery of. 

View Details

Vonia's kid has started a new summer camp, and Mike had a very busy Tonys Sunday! Then it's a summer blockbuster, a particularly impressive drama series, a frightened pet, an hours long journey in search of the right pants, a closer look at several Tony Award moments, some Tony Awards facts, a quick assessment of yet another summer blockbuster, and fun news about a returning favorite! 

View Details

Vonia had two very proud moments with her kids, and Mike saw another Broadway musical! Then Vonia talks about a few shows she's watching, a nature show she's loving, and some up coming shows she's looking forward to. Mike also has a bit of a list, leading to a reality competition he had not planned on watching and is now obsessed with. Then it's more COVID, a complicated conversation on religion, some looking back on fun at the pool, information on sunscreen, and a few Hamilton lottery line memories. Marco!

View Details

Mike saw The Music Man, and Vonia attended an outdoor workout class! Then it's pontificating on Mike's favorite artist, a sports related mini series, something silly, something sad, something about dog poo, Mike and Vonia share some memories concerning the first podcast they both worked on, Mike is happy to bid farewell to a workout routine he's spent the last many months working through, and then Vonia talks about... trash. We promise, it's... pretty interesting.

View Details

After taking a moment to express their anger and sorrow over the most recent mass shooting in Texas, Mike and Vonia discuss his recent visit to Los Angeles, some fun times Vonia has been able to have, and the really cool event Mike got to attend in New York City. Then, its an autobiography, a winding journey leading Mike to an amazing new documentary, nose bleeds, too expensive Broadway theatre tickets, some memories of flying, recent SNL episodes, and a crazy happening on Broadway, that Mike couldn't believe he didn't know about. Now just don't get distracted by Ana  de Armas..

View Details

It's Vonia's last week at her current job, and Mike had to run in traffic to get to his job. Also, Vonia talks Mother's Day and Mike saw four Broadway shows! Then it's a couple of new Drama series, a follow up on a comedy special mentioned last week, and an astonishing Broadway debut. Vonia could do without subscription purchases and Mike could do without... well, it involves teeth... sort of. They have a discussion on separating art from the artist, and finish up with space exercise, plans for the night, and a fun trip happening next week! Hey, LA. I'm coming your way. (For two nights)

View Details

After venting about the recent SCOTUS news, Vonia talks about her job, and Mike saw a whole lot of theatre! Then it's a comedy special, a music video, a returned comedy series, pet issues, movie theatre shenanigans, memories of their first Broadway shows, an hilarious kid story, and a reading from around 20 years ago. The greatest city in the world, indeed...

View Details

Vonia is still dealing with kids and a dog, and Mike has an update on his DMV required vision test. He also has a bit to say about some new outdoor spaces in NYC. Then it's a fun new movie, an actress in an amazing role, a shoutout to a listener, and a few very deep topics including what it means to be a feminist. And to finish up, Vonia has found some amazing pointers for remaining human and present, and Mike has some info on Manhattan's 13th Avenue. It's really a thing!

View Details

Vonia and the kids had a fun Easter, and a not fun day after Easter. Both Mike and Vonia dealt with taxes, and talk about the rescinding of the mask mandate. Then it's being grateful for what we have, a series Mike is tentatively enjoying, graying hair, DMV issues, and the end of a magazine era. After that the topic is the Hollidays, and Vonia and Mike both have to some very random knowledge to drop. Donald Duck the war hero... who knew?

View Details

Vonia and Mike catch up on the last couple of weeks, including tooth developments, longs road trips, and Broadway performances. Then it's amazing actresses showing their talent in various mini series, a new reality competition, a Netflix comedy, Vonia seconds Mike's annoyance at the lack of "previously ons," Mike think's that everything is too long, and they both bemoan phones in theatres. Then it's a discussion of Spring Break, Vonia has a great poem, and Mike shares some beautiful places he hopes to see one day. It's good to be back!

View Details

Mike and Vonia are here with their 2nd annual coverage of The Oscars! Yes, they talk a bit about that moment. But mostly they focus on the inclusion of musical numbers, the great hosting job that was done by these three funny ladies, the acceptance speeches that made them cry, and what to do about multiple nominees trying to give speeches. Opinions and general thoughts abound. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia have their very first "double diggin'" episode! But first it's Palm Springs, a long walk, and a few restaurant experiences. Then a callback to a previously mentioned tv show, a new one that Mike and Vonia are both loving, an animated, foreign language, documentary, a once enjoyed podcast, and some restaurant etiquette. After that there's a discussion of sleep, and ones relationship to it, a quote from a beloved film director, and a few words about some very old things. 

View Details

There's a lot to talk about! Vonia had houseguests (again) and Mike has a few random anecdotes from the week. Then it's a comedy from a few years ago, a concert from a few decades ago, animal training, shocking television moments, the lack of recaps, an aggravating workout, light hearted (mostly) funeral talk, and a discussion about the pronunciation of the Ukrainian capital. Here's looking forward to Vonia's random fact next week...

View Details

Vonia's kids have started piano, and Mike has a houseguest. Then it's thoughts on streaming services, the return of movie night, reality TV, SNL, Vonia's family visit to a museum, a disappointing mini series finale, troubles in elementary school, Thanksgiving memories, stressful television viewing, overly vocal audience members, and Mike may have found his calling. Everyone calm down!

View Details

Mike and Vonia are back to doing their bi-coastal thing. Vonia is helping out at her daughter's school, and Mike is eagerly awaiting his new passport. Then it's three different TV shows they're loving right now, trying to cope with messages of doom, airline policies that just don't work, the recent SAG Awards, and some very random random items. Everyone loves cold pizza! 

View Details

Vonia and Mike are back for a (kinda, sorta) mini episode. They talk about some of the fun things they've been doing during Mike's California trip, two new television shows and one stand alone, must see, episode. Then it's kids who should be in school, teeth issues, this very strange award season and the upcoming Oscars, and Vonia's new karaoke lighting design. To end the episode, Mike talks about the recent passing of his Mom, and both Mike and Vonia share their excitement over future episodes together. Let's bowl... 

View Details

As Season One of Mike & Vonia Can't Not draws to a close Vonia has a big goal ahead, and Mike had friends visiting! They spend some time on the legacy tied to a beloved book and film series and then there's a new movie, a new book, a new series, and... well... another new movie. Vonia talks about facets of our personalities we do and do not share with others, and Mike talks credit cards and outdoor dining. Then it's a trip back to drama club, and finally an explanation for the title of this podcast and a look at the meaning behind the music. See you all soon!

View Details

Mike has been doing some home improvement, and Vonia is in an upcoming pod cast production! Then it's more theatre, a remarkable Weekend Update segment, some yucky TV moments, misinformation, performances from Mike and Vonia's past, an album Vonia loves, and Mike's need for the wealthy to pay taxes. 

View Details

Vonia and Mike share their Halloween experiences (Vonia had more fun than Mike), and Mike talks about his day seeing theatre (mostly fun, with a catch). Then Vonia talks about a past Mike favorite, a Hulu documentary, a comedy Mike has finally started watching, personal struggles, some movies less loved than hoped, car talk, and a very random morning ritual. 

View Details

It's the week of Halloween, and Mike and Vonia both love it! Mike recently had a Halloween realization, Vonia celebrated her husband's birthday, and they both have a bit to say about negative on-line reviews. Then it's an inspirational podcast, a series returning for a final season, too many toys, a word or two about a word or two, a whole lot of Halloween talk, a major accomplishment, and theatre plans. Boo!

View Details

Vonia got to spend time with friends, and Mike had a couple of memorable nights at work. Then it's the mini-series everyone is watching (and you should too!) and a mini-series Mike is watching (and you should too!), school-yard bullying (grrrrrrrrr...), dumb autocorrects, favorite Halloween television (and more), Vonia has a gift for Mike, and Mike does another reading from Caste. 

View Details

Vonia and Mike explain why they were unable to record last week, and share what they've been up to. Then it's a new format for Vonia's true crime podcast, a specific podcast episode, and a new Broadway musical. There's talk of frightened children, missing music, and a lot of discussion about grand parents, including the story of when Vonia got her ears pierced. It's a good one.   

View Details

Seriously. It's not. Mike and Vonia couldn't record this week, so instead here is a sneak peak at an episode of We Couldn't Help But Wonder: A Journey Through Sex and the City. Truly, it hasn't even been released there. So enjoy this thirty minute discussion about what is known and not known about the upcoming follow-up series, And Just Like That. 

Or don't listen and keep the fact that you skipped it to yourself. 

But know that this episode contains a Patti LuPone story.  Oooooohhhhhh......

View Details

It all starts with hot sauce. Then Mike gives a Mom update, shares an anxiety inducing work experience, and returns to a Broadway theatre! Vonia attended a recital, Selena Gomez gets a shout out, a returning drama gets a thumbs up, Mike has a LOT of feelings about the Tonys, arts and crafts led to some shenanigans, a sports bra gets an endorsement, and an award show record is set. (And after a second watch, Mike may have been a  little too hard on the Tonys...)

View Details

Vonia did some dog sitting, and Mike had a distressing conversation with his Mom. Then it's the Emmys, Tiffany Haddish, Only Murders In The Building, a somewhat spoilery look back at Cobra Kai, comfort television, and a passage from Isabel Wilkerson's Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents. 

(We promise, there are some laughs in there...)

View Details

Vonia went to Disney Land, and Mike had advice for a friend. Also the Met Gala happened. Neither Vonia nor Mike were invited. Then there's a reality competition, a returning comedy, computer and app issues, and quite a lot of talk about astrology. Is your sign totally you?

View Details

Vonia had a COVID scare (everyone is fine), and Mike trekked through a severe storm to get sushi (he does not recommend). Then it's TV, a return to theatre, more TV, dealing with anxiety, a warning to not do drugs, movie theatre annoyances, zany travel stories, and long bridges. Plus, Mike half heartedly rejects the term, "tramp stamp." Tattoos are forever, y'all...

View Details

Very special episode alert!! It was Mike's birthday and he and Vonia got to go on an amazing vacation together. Lots of food, biking on the boardwalk, swimming in the ocean, Garbage and Alanis Morissette in concert, an epic game of Jenga, and a friend's wedding. Truly an epic five days and four nights never to be forgotten. 

Editors note: I really wanted to call this episode Barfing Beautiful Soup, but worried that would be a less appetizing title. Enjoy. 

View Details

Mike was gaslit hardcore by someone he considers a friend, and Vonia spent some quality time with people she hadn't seen in a while. I bet they didn't pull any dirty tricks on her. Then it's a series Vonia just discovered on Netflix, a new film Mike really enjoyed, could-do-withouts ranging from a series gone bad to words that can have serious repercussions. Finally, Mike and Vonia share their Madonna origin stories in honor of the legends 63rd birthday, and end with teasing a fun week yet to come. It's gonna be a Jagged Little Birthday celebration for someone...

View Details

Vonia’s kids are terrifyingly back in school as Mike opens a new restaurant in NYC. Important to note: Mike is not a circus performer though he will always love the Olympics. Then it’s a Disney LGBTQQIAAP moment, a wild animated musical on Netflix followed by a random shout out, an honorable mention and the actual thing Mike’s digging. Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY. 

View Details

Sleeping late, a trip to the beach, meal planning, and more Olympics. Then it's a lot of Apple TV+, a tiny film Mike hopes you see, a film Vonia wishes had been better, irksome previews, a silly story of how Mike's track and field dreams ended before they could begin, and then Vonia tells one of the greatest stories Mike can't believe he's never heard. Then, more Olympics!

View Details

Instead on new things to dig this week, Mike and Vonia talk about the ongoing programs they've mentioned in the past. Kevin Can F Himself, Evil, The Good Fight, Girls 5Eva, Never Have I Ever, and the return of Ted Lasso! Other than that it's a lot of Olympics talk, the return to the library, and Mike trying to get his emotions under control. Also, he has an unwanted house guest...

View Details

Mike and Vonia were in the same city at the same time! Vonia went to a waterpark with the family, and Mike stayed at a hotel. Then it's a nice dinner (without the kids), the return of a favorite Netflix series, an aggravating sign, Apple's new podcast app (Mike is not a fan), so many great Emmy nominees, a hack for your phone, and efforts at being good to the environment. Tune in next week for a review of the new "toothpaste" Mike is using!

View Details

Vonia is in her hometown with her family, and Mike got back from Fire Island! Then it's a series on Netflix, a book about race and inequality, the stifling summer heat, dealing with children, pesky fireworks, more Fire Island talk, remembering Doreen Montalvo, and random talk about water fountains. Look at the fireworks! (Please cut it out with the fireworks)  

View Details

Mike heads to an island he hasn't been to in years and Vonia can't stop eating and cursing. Then it's talk of the quirky King's, a beautiful food doc series on Netflix, and the last Sunday in June. How did you celebrate this year? 

View Details

One of Vonia's kids had a swing set mishap, and Mike talks about television and grocery store sushi. Then it's the two shows Mike is most digging right now, the highs and lows of theatre camp, more talk of streaming platforms, naughty movie moments, and things you should ever feed a dog. Chocolate, garlic, and grapes. We'll just go ahead and tell you here and now.

View Details

Mike got a new phone, and Vonia's children have begun summer activities. Then it's a new comedy series, a movie musical, an update on passports for kids, restaurants in NYC, more movie musical talk, feelings on Golden Globes, and a fairly disgusting story from Mike. Also, Grease 2!

View Details

Vonia has house guests, Mike has an update on his Mom, and they both have fun plans in the future! Then it's Zach Galafianikis, laughter, Samantha Bee, Rita Moreno, memories of vacations past, and Broadway tickets already purchased. Hey. Remember sponge painting?!

View Details

Mike and Vonia share all the fun they had during his recent trip to L.A. Then it's a new book from Oprah, West Coast Mexican food, Emmas both Stone and Thompson, the need to be informed about how indigenous people have been treated both in this country and others, dumb commercials, phone problems, and past trips to California. Also, cats and ducks!

View Details

Vonia and Mike start off by talking about one of their favorite performers of stage and screen, before Vonia tells a crazy story about a painter she almost hired, and Mike talks about a recent visit from a friend. Then it's pottery, a new documentary, ongoing issues with masks, lack of sleep, a whole lot of talk about The Nevers, and a story about a gift exchange that just further confirmed this friendship. 

View Details

Vonia celebrated Mother's Day, and Mike forgot to celebrate a New York milestone. Then it's a very special talk show moment, a one man show, a play from a few years ago, a series happening right now, a sudden illness, barely controlled annoyance, and both Mike and Vonia sing songs they wrote as children! Very special indeed. 

View Details

Vonia got to see some friends, and Mike is dealing with the term "tired." Then there's art, a new limited series, children's shenanigans, a visit to a store where nothing was purchased, a few more notes on this years Oscars, and a new thing that's keeping Vonia feeling good. Roll on!  

View Details

It's Mike and Vonia's (somewhat) super-sized episode all about this years Oscar ceremony. From the lack of an opening number, film clips, and musical performances, to wacky commercials, great speeches, and that odd choice of presentation order, they have every moment covered, and lots of opinions. 

View Details

Vonia has a two part story about camping, and Mike saw all the Academy Award nominated short films. Plus, both hope and anxiety over the world reopening, three very different films that Mike loved this week, RuPaul's Drag Race and Master Class, feelings on "bitchiness," and a contribution to our collective lexicon. Also, caring is cool. 

View Details

Mike keeps taking it dark and Vonia keeps saving the day. From discussion of family we don't really know to kids getting their ears pierced, police shootings to a tattoo reality show, from Promising Young Woman getting yet anther shoutout to the many TV programs Mike and Vonia watched in their younger years, this one is all over the place yet still finds time to cover a possible future ER themed podcast, and some helpful tips if you've recently been pierced. Also, Godzilla!  

View Details

The terrible, but perhaps inevitable, happened to Mike at work, but he lives to tell the tale. Then it's a trip to the zoo, Daniel Kaluuya hosting SNL, a further discussion on the current state of restaurants in NYC, worries about raising children, and some talk about the recent SAG Awards. Look both ways. Maybe a few times.

View Details

Mike got his second dose, and Vonia is still off the sauce! Then Vonia shares a streaming service she's enjoying, Mike sings the praises of Rachel McAdams, they discuss a movie one of them loved as a teen that may not have aged so well, they agonize over cults, Mike talks about a vacation he can't decide if he'd enjoy, Vonia shares an amazing Apple Watch hack, and Mike ends with a dumb story about subtitles. Another round, but it doesn't have to include alcohol! 

View Details

Vonia and Mike take a moment to acknowledge the tragic events from the last few weeks before getting into bad commutes in New York, accomplishments Vonia has made in spite of the pandemic, meditation, an Oscar contender, a Sorkin drama from a several years back, crossword frustrations, a new chair, exercise, and an hilarious story from Vonia's past. Let's all do the worm! 

View Details

Vonia's parents are visiting, and Mike fell down! Vonia talks about the company she started over a year ago that is slowly getting back on its feet, and Mike talks about a CBS drama he's (mostly) enjoying. Then it's a conversation about social media, how our actions and words can affect other people even without bad intentions, lot's of Awards updates, and a couple of truly random facts. Grebes! 

View Details

This one gets a little random. After a conversation about Holiday music, Vonia and Mike talk about the week, a mini series Mike is watching, and movie that Vonia loved, which leads to discussion of the titular "Goddess." Then it's a lot about the Royals, a remembrance of their first days in New York City, a bit about humming and pastry, with a tiny stop over in Vegas.

View Details

Mike and Vonia do a recap of the week, including Mike's reaction to the first vaccine dose! Then it's more about people and experiences for both the things they're digging and things they could do without, a conversation about last weeks Golden Globes ceremony, and ending in a crazy Hollywood connection via Mike's Mom. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia start out with an update on moving, and a new harrowing Sunday walk. They talk about a comedy series that recently wrapped up, two new movies available to stream, and some human struggles being made more difficult by our current circumstances, including a deep dive into mental health. It get's heavy, but there is light.

View Details

This one does start off with Vonia revisiting a very very recent trauma, but after that, she and Mike talk about a few different series, a certain Oscar contender, kids going back to school, the passing of a great actor, a love quiz, and more information on Jerry the Donkey!

View Details

Vonia moved and Mike got swabbed. Then Vonia talks the glories of suburbia, and Mike tries to use the new Britney doc and a mini series about Comey to make some kind of point about truth. After that, they cover childhood movies, and an iPhone life hack, plus after the credits the swabbing story continues and takes some unexpected turns. Trust me. Listen.

View Details

One of them is moving, and one of them had water pouring through their ceiling last weekend! Then it's The Dig on Netflix, Wanda/Vision on Disney+, and Ted Lasso on Apple TV. (So many platforms to pay for!) After that, Vonia reads from a list of inspirations that she finds to be entirely irritating, and Mike shares what he thinks may be the most important fact ever.

View Details

Mike and Vonia talk about the past week, including Mike's new musical instrument. Then it's the new White House Press Secretary, a movie streaming on Amazon, the cold weather, being indecisive, what sparked their mutual love of theatre, child upkeep, and the random fact about Mike that may need to be studied by scientists. Also, Mike states who is crowned the title of the episode. (There's a clue in this description...)

View Details

Mike and Vonia are so excited about the inauguration that the newest episode is arriving on a Wednesday! Along with happiness over today's events, they also talk about lots of new movies, a new TV comedy Mike is enjoying, spring cleaning, frustrating new apps, being raised with pets, and hacks concerning various Apple products. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia can't not talk about what happened at the Capitol Building last week, but they also go on to share the movies on streaming they're loving, the projects they're working on, thoughts on camping, and the act of staying positive. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia discuss quiet New Year celebrations, a walk that goes wrong, the latest Pixar, Broadway musical numbers, the filthiest TV show that Mike loves, a bit of politics, experiences in the education system, and perhaps most importantly, Save Britney. Oh, and Mike had the chicken pox three times. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia say farewell to 2020, but first Mike tells the story of the most dangerous bridge crossing ever (it isn't), then onto some Hoppy Refresher, The Stand in both book and mini-series form, and eventually talk about motivation and some hopes and goals for 2021.

View Details

Mike and Vonia talk about the ongoing drama involving his stove, and a quick trip Vonia is making with her family. Then it's a Netflix movie, a cookbook, and the ongoing battle Vonia is facing to feed her children, including her 5AM letter to Santa. 

View Details

Mike and Vonia catch up on the week and then get into Award 

Season films, bubble baths, house sales in the midst of a pandemic, gratitude, music memories, and random film trivia. Plus, the sounds of happy children in the background. 

View Details

From the things they're missing during this strange and challenging time, to the movies that are helping them through it, Vonia and Mike talk about Frida Kahlo, Selma Hayek, Julie Taymor, Jennifer Aniston, Kathryn Hahn, Oprah Winfrey, Jodie Foster, Angela Basset, Marielle Heller, Greta Gerwig, women making art, women's sexuality, and they even talk about some guys. 

View Details

In the midst of the most unusual Holliday season in memory, Mike and Vonia talk about the sadness of not being with family and the joyous memories of time spent in the past. They also talk about the art that is currently inspiring them and an amazing coincidence regarding the topic from last week.

View Details

We have more stories of waiting tables outdoor in New York City during a pandemic, and Vonia's family has already put up the Christmas Tree. Mike has a new TV show he's watching, and Vonia loves a new animated film. Plus, could-live-withouts, random facts, and a discussion of favorite books.

View Details

Mike and Vonia talk a bit less about politics (but still a bit about politics), but also share stories from their week, like the time Mike cut his finger at work, and... well, it was complicated.

There's also catch up on things they dig, discussion of Vonia's Armenian heritage, and a startling discovery about the ice in Antarctica. 

View Details

It's exactly one week after the election of 2020, and Mike and Vonia are less stressed.

This week they talk about how they got through this very unusual week, and give a little backstory to their friendship.

They talk spicy food, MSNBC, playgrounds, and how they first met.

View Details

It's election day, 2020, and Mike and Vonia are recording the first episode of their new podcast. They are stressed.

Discussions include voting, predictions that will make Mike face palm while editing, and how the ongoing pandemic is affecting their lives.

They also laugh about kids, work, and what's making them happy these days.