Pit of Chimps Podcast: Recent Episodes
Pit of Chimps
Off-beat surreal comedy podcast hosted by Simon and Tom. Think of it like a weird jumble-sale of improv segments.
Tom and Simon get back int the mega hotseat and reshape the narrative with a SPICY new episode of Pit of Chimps!
Featuring:
Fruit Rankings
Greatest Band of All Time Tournament
Pit of Chimps: North America
Stolen Letters
Tom’s Pills
The Top 10 Songs in the World Right Now
QUEST
Ultimate Potato
A new year and a new era for Pit of Chimps as new ownership imposes new standards upon your favourite show. NEW!
Will Tom survive the ominous clutches of The Shadow Master or will he escape with his life, and unmentionables, in tact? Will Simon deliver the Fruit Rankings or will his pectorals fall off? Find out the answers to these questions and more, in episode 59!
This episode features a special report from the inaugural World Nigel Expo!
Guest starring: Ricky Berwick & Sushimewew
Welcome to the Pit of Chimps 2022 XXXmas (and jungle) Special, but it need not be about XXXmas and it need not be so special.
Enjoy an absolutely SPECTACULAR episode full of surprises and typical nonsense.
The Chimps return with their thrilling show!
On this episode:
Tom makes an exciting purchase while in New York
Simon explains a bewildering incident resulting in the replacement of a classic Chimps segment
Spectacular new titles
The 2022 Ham & Eggs Cup Champion is crowned!
...and much, much more.
Simon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing.
Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Simon and Tom return with all the spiciest segments you've ever had the misfortune of hearing.
Featuring the Quarter Finals of the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Normal service is resumed as Simon and Tom return with their usual combination of absurd segments and bizarre news from an alternative dimension.
Enjoy!
Simon and Tom have been fully charged for this week's maga episode which is sure to go down with the yoof demographic. The Chimps answer listener questions and Lamb Dallas returns for another sizzling adventure.
Simon and Tom continue to work under the control of FigoCorp. What zany antics will they get up to this week? Listen to discover a magical world of wonder.
Pit of Chimps returns under the new management of FigoCorp! Figo has demanded swift changes to operations at Pit of Chimps and results he shall witness.
Tom and Simon return with bewildering comedy segments, including:
Nigel of the Month
Fruit Rankings
The Fabulous Horoscope Man
Biscuit Rankings
"I'd like to give you a piece of my mind"
My Word! What a Good Idea That Is; I Would Like to Incorporate That Into My Life
Michelin Star Restaurant Menu - Mer de Salope
The Lamb Dallas Report
and more!
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Simon and Tom return with a bunch of NEW segments and also some recurring ones.
The outrageous comedy podcast show rolls on.
The Chimps (Simon and Tom) return with more ridiculous antics and stuff and such.
This episode is best listened to with a jug of warm gravy.
Simon and Tom discuss the recent 'happenings' from their bizarre alternative world.
This episode features the 2021 Ham & Eggs Cup! Everybody's favourite tournament.
All the absurd fun of the Pit of Chimps podcast, featuring:
The World's Warmest Man
Spice Donovan's Gravy Challenge
Numbers!
Craig's Bar Update
Restaurant Menu
Veg Rankings
FAN EMAILS
Intercepted Mail
Animal Challenge
Tom's Week
Tom's Poem
Slazenger Jones and the Frothy Schloon (part 2)
Marlon Brando Encounters
and Movie Pitches
Featuring lots of stuff and more stuff! Stuff stuff stuff stuff stuff!
Dollar-dollar bill y'all!
On this 41st episode of Pit of Chimps:
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Fruit rankings
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An update on Pit of Chimps roaming reporter William La France
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We pitch our movie ideas to Amazon PRIME Yugoslavia executive, Jack "Lil' Rice Pudding" Rice
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and much, much, much, much, much, much more!
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All the usual stuff, plus the return of celeb caricatures (see our Twitter post on 23/04/2021 to play along!)
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Simon and Tom discuss all the happenings, the happen-nots, and the what the frizzaz is happeninangs?
Big shout outs are had
The Chimpos pitch their latest film ideas to big-time exec Eddie 'Spag-Bol' Thompson
Tom is propositioned for more legal services
Audio from Simon's recent stand up gig
Update on the Lamb Dallas situation
and much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, more.
Simon and Tom discuss a luscious array of absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to movie executive, Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson, and established actor, Kermit T. Frogman
Simon and Tom discuss various absurd topics and pitch their movie ideas to Eddie 'Spag Bol' Thompson.
Special Christmas episode, featuring:
Christmas lies
Rambo quiz
Fan letter
Fruit Rankings
Celeb letter
The Alan Report
Ham & Eggs Cup Final
Michelin Star Xmas Menu
Egg Lampoon's Diary
Quest
Through the Keyhole
Job Offers for Tom
Football Report
Porkminster Harriers promo + half time team talk
Intercepted Mail
Lamb Dallas reviews the Craig's Bar Christmas Grotto
Entertainment News
Freeman News
Netflix Movie Pitches
& a Kermode Christmas Song
Enjoy! Merry Holidays and a Spicy New Year!
See you in 2021!
On this spooky Halloween special, Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre hilarity, including:
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A spooky gift from Pit of Chimps fan, Juggalo Kevin
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Spooky Fruit Rankings
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Spooky fan/celebrity letters
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Spooky intercepted mail
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Names of meals based on their appearance (spooky)
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A spooky edition of the Lamb Dallas Report
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Spooky Entertainment News
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A spooky game of Through the Keyhole
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Tom reads a spooky ghost story - 'The Curse of Little Greggy Bunyons'
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The Ham & Eggs Cup returns for 2020 (not spooky, but contractually obliged)
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Over 45s Paddling Pool Rankings (not spooky but, again, contractually obliged)
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Spooky job offers for Tom
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Tom is issued a Quest. Will he be able to overcome a spooky VAMPIRE APE?
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Simon pitches a spooky film
Sponsored by:
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Craig's PLC
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Spooky Graham's Large Sausage
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Cracker Jack's Wacky Facts
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Ronald Ogbue's Spooky Garden Centre
Simon and Tom sensually deliver all your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
+SAVY IS COMING+
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
"I'm Egg Lampoon, bitch"
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
Time is an abstract concept.
++SAVY IS COMING++
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
Sponsored by Craig's PLC.
++SAVY IS COMING++
All your favourite bizarre sketches and more!
A return to face-to-face Chimping! No more Skype nonsense.
Including, but not exclusive to:
The new Craig's Bar cocktail menu
The return of Lamb Dallas
Game-shows
Movie pitch
The Chimps receive an alarming letter
Celebrity mail
RPG
Interview with Craig's Bar owner, Erwin Keith
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Featuring:
Wrestler names/gimmicks
Intercepted Mail
The Big Snorkeling Championship (Semi Finals)
The Official Fruit Rankings
Celebrity AMSR
Job Opportunities for Tom
Quest
Visually Impaired Courting (Game Show)
Michelin Star Restaurant Menu
Court Hearing
Re-cast Movies
Fan Mail (10 ways to re-create a '90s rap/r&b music video)
Top 10 Spicy-Bois
RPG
Interview with Big Bird
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Featuring:
The Official Fruit Rankings
Wrestler names
The Big Snorkeling Championships
Fan emails
Quest
Tom goes to the Job Centre
Michelin star menu
Visually Impaired Courting
Car names
Former Pit of Chimps time-travelling guest-host, Joist, tells all about a former celebrity friend.
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Featuring:
The Official Fruit Rankings
Ron Rankings (unofficial)
Fan Emails
Quest
Tom goes to the Job Centre
Michelin star menu
Film Review
Visually Impaired Courting
Car Names
Court Hearings
Ultimate Potato
Interview with Alan Pacino
Sponsored by:
Big Fella
Craig’s Bar
Meechel Mansance’s Faecal Transplants
Groin Enhancements Ltd
Peter Activation Services
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It's the Pit of Chimps 20th episode spectacular! Celebrate with Simon and Tom as they celebrate with you.
Incredible action as Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Dungeon.
Simon and Tom introduce a new play-along-at-home caricature guessing game.
Simon visits a swanky restaurant.
Pit of Chimps roaming reporter, Lamb Dallas, provides an in-field review of Craig's Bar.
On this special holiday episode, Simon and Tom are joined by Joist, a member of The Christmas Alliance.
Happy holidays!
Tom and Simon are joined by podcast listener, Arsene Sharp.
The Chimpos are also joined by unruly dogs.
Tom and Simon are joined by special guest, Dr Dayvid Finemineshine.
Who will win the Final of the Ham & Eggs Cup?
Simon and Tom are joined by special guest, Grandmaster Hank Pancake.
Semi Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Join the Chimps as they celebrate Crisp Awareness Week!
Quarter Final action in the Ham & Eggs Cup!
Tom delivers some hard truths.
Tom delivers an excerpt from the highly unauthorised biography of Andy Townsend.
The Chimps continue the Ham & Eggs Cup with the second round of group stage action, PLUS the 1st batch of knockout round contests.
Tom and Simon provide an in-field report from HUB Festival.
Simon gives an update on his harrowing time at everybody's favourite bar, Craig's.
Tom receives some exciting news about his valve.
Simon tells a story about everybody's favourite bar, Craig's.
The Chimps celebrate the return of the Ham & Eggs Cup! Join us for some high octane group stage action!
Tom uncovers some new flash fiction written by a literary great.
Simon and Tom receive some news from the Fruit Advisory Board.
Tom receives some dire legal news.
Tom receives more dire news in the mail.
Simon grapples with the possibilities of a 'liquid mirror'