BLOODSHOT ASBURY PARK PIRATE RADIO: Recent Episodes
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Policy of three. RIP Clyde Stubblefield. We listen to the music for the first 1/3 or so of the show, and sit back. Trump is weird, but wrestling is cool. #partunknown Guys who wear shorts over tights are lame. Board games are fun. Twin Peaks is rad. Why are girls not running everything?
Clarence Reid RULES. Christmas is over, why did the Gi Joe hovercraft have depth charges? Jamie plays Super Password with everyone. College kids don't know how to buy cereal. Baseball cards and Don West. Josh is a very good first date, edge not dull. RIP Carrie Fisher. Josh has the news.
Emily from @dentistband joins us! We discuss the best Christmas gift we ever got, and Emily loved her Talk Boy. We play a WHTG Buzz Bin match game. #urbandancesquad We discuss the new Two Failed Comedians podcast with Steve and ROB, and we call the Discord Records HQ to follow up on some of the podcasts claims. Emily loved Rudolph, and Brad Beach does not like too many Santas. Josh has some news.
Back from break, we wake up in Trumps America. We are joined by EOTM John Candy for insight. We speak about the new President Elect, and our favorite Holiday movies. We are joined by B-Real for a global financial overview. We speak about our favorite record stores. Josh, you guessed it, has some news. #planerules
We have been off for a few weeks, so wanted to post this best of episode! Jamie hosts, fireside, and gets into many fun clips. Brad Beach debut, East Side Dave, Prince Tribute, and more! #twoforks
Jim from Cool Dad Music join, us. Halloween review, and we talk about the election for a bit.. but this makes us feel bummed. Another topic, #jocksinpunkface . What band had the best logo? We talk about our favorite place ever. Father Patrick is back to hear confessions. Josh has news.
First annual Night Of Creeps show with legend Gentleman Jim of Crucial Youth. The gang gets chased around town with Tillie. Creep topics include horror movies, halloween candy, scary bands you have seen. Also we talk about urban legends.
Happy Edge Day! We talk about The Straight Edge for a while. Bryan's grandmother will not buy a new car, because they don't come with ashtrays anymore. We give away the Betty Davis Columbia Years LP to the winner of the Bloodshot art contest. Josh plays the TrumpYay West game with Jordan and Bryan. You are not aloud to give yourself a nickname. Jordan gets introduced to Dengar. Brad Beach talks about the election. Josh has news about sharks and clowns.
Jeff Plate from Asbury Park Brewery returns! Why is Elvis the King of Rock N Roll? We talk about the debate and Jeff tries to not get political, but fails. Liam G is still a rock star! The gang participate in a new bit, The Sacrament of Penance. Betty Davis is our Muse. This one goes out to Mike, The JUDGE. We talk about best soundtracks. Who is the greatest shitty 80s movie boyfriend? Jeff tries to beat his 20 questions record with Dengar. Josh brings us up to speed on the news, and changes our minds on Juggalos.
Christopher the Minister hangs! We talk about alt rock radio, and the influence WHTG had on all of us. Did you know Sandy was dying all of Grease, and Daniel was the true bully in Karate Kid? Dignin plays 20 questions with Chris, and Dengar drops in to say hello. Josh has a game, about candy, and does not mention Peanut Chews. Sports update with Clarkson Tony, Ospreys RISE! The After Show puts Bryan in his place, kinda. Bryan dyed his hair black because of Jarvis Cocker once. Puns, with Josh Mosh.
Back to school. I hope someone does not wear the same Vuarnet shirt as me. Josh talks about bands with 2 singers. Bleed ruled. Jamie schools us in 80's soundtracks with a new game. Happy Harry Hard-On takes over the 20 questions from Dengar. There is now a podcast, about Bloodshot itself, and we discuss this. Hang Loose is the coolest of hand gestures. Brad Beach Returns! Josh and his Puns & Songs & News.
Summers last gasp, we talk about our favorite end of summer songs, and feelings. Also, Lookout Records is about to have a 30th year anniversary, with many reunions..and we talk about bands we would want to see get back together. Josh thinks college is getting too easy, and Laddie thinks white kids should not be able to sing in reggae bands. Mr. Fuji RIP, and wrestling manager banter. Where did all the rabbits legs go? Josh news, aka There Is A Clown In The Woods.
After a long summer break everyone is back. We talk about the Olympics for a while. USA! Al Roker is the coolest, and is ready to crack. White people should not be aloud on klick-starter anymore. #hydrohammock #whiteyonthemoon Josh quizzes us on the Do's and Don'ts of the beach in NJ. We close with news and stories.
Pokémon is explained to Bianca of Interwoven. We talk about movies we loved when we were kids, and movies you can't watch with your boyfriend/girlfriend. We also talk about movies you watched all the time, just because you had them on VHS. Madonna had the best style in music, and White HEAT is a song on True Blue. It is summer, and we all have road trip fever. Scary movies are scary.
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What is the Deal with Deal? Soccer talk, and why does the German coach keep smelling himself? Brad beach is back from vacation. We talk about how geese don't take any shit. Dengar returns to ask 20 more questions. Jamie wants to know about good actors in bad movies, and Josh wants to talk about summer movie. Josh has the news, and Lacey is not the drug mecca we thought. @gritrefinery
Chris and Amy from Little Dickman Records come and hang out! We talk about our favorite record covers. A chopped cheese is not a philly cheese steak. We are all guilty of being white. 20 questions from Dengar. It is summer, so we talk about road trips! Josh wants to know who is each states Bruce Springsteen? Red Dawn vs Iron Eagle. Robots are totally going to end the world. Josh news. Thoughts on Orlando.
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DJ Sara M joins us. She would really like a tiny rhino. Bee's are cool. Denar asks 20 questions, and it does not work out for JC. Brit/Amero game, and Bad Company. Boys in the gym. Josh news.
Beth Herbruck joins the show, and talks about food. Did you know the best Hummus comes from North Carolina? Jamie's mother made the best pancakes. We talk about bands we love to turn people onto. Dengar asks Beth 20 questions. We talk about the prettiest man you could bring to a wedding as your date. Would you rather fight 1 t rex sized duck, or 100 duck sized dinosaurs? Coffee shop girls who do not know The Cure, are a thing. Josh news and puns. http://www.bethherbruck.com
Filmmaker Atom Worth hangs. Peter Wolf is 70, and is still the coolest. We talk about the coolest music video with a proper filmmaker. Bryan goes to get some vegan ice cream, and Deputy Mayor of Bradley Beach Brad Beach hosts a quick call in show. Dengar hosts the Hey DJ Scratch This Thing with Atom. Scary rides. We play our new favorite game, Life is Shit. Josh News.
Joey, style expert of Asbury Park hangs. #linensummer Archer Bucklell was hiding next to the parkway. TV's best dressed, Joey does not like windbreakers. We play a new game, #LIFEISSHIT. Jamie asks what person or people would you want hang out with from a song. We also play "This is a miracle if this is a game." Mixed tape songs. Josh news, and snake jokes.
Matthew Gere of SEASIDE CAVES, FUCK IT I QUIT, & SPINALRAMONES joins the show to talk about the raccoons living in hiscloset. Brad Beach wants him to move south, next to the trainstation to start an artists community. Characters fight overanother character. Matt does not have a bucket list. World of Need, Land of Greed > Embrace.
Jeff Plate of Asbury Park Brewery joins the show. Also, Thurston Moore, not the musician, sits in. We talk about things that scared us when we were kids. Jeff plays 20 questions, and we talk about the most F'ed up Violent Femmes Song. We both were fans of Mackey Sasser. People from Ocean County are rock eaters.
All things Prince. We tell Prince stories, listen to Prince songs, take calls about Prince, play Prince games, ect. We also have a few minutes after that where we talk about how white people ruin everything, and catch up on the current New Zealand news cycle.
Phil Browne from Glide Surf hangs out. Max brings him up to speed on cast surfing. We talk about our favorite fake songs. #zitremedy We get a visit from the Deputy Mayor of Bradley Beach, Brad Beach. Phil plays Bohemian Rhapsody and does well. Wildwood in 1994 ruled. White girls are weird. Phil plays game #2 Trump or Mean Girls. Sharks. Josh news.
Mark Bronzino from Iron Reagan joins the show. We talk about how Graham Nash messed it up for us, in life. We do some business talk with Max. Mark plays 20 questions with Josh. Ruby comes in because she thinks we are talking about Ronald Reagan, and plays a game with Mark. Getting deep with Check Berry. Twinkie holes....
We welcome East Side Dave to the show. We discuss the differences between The USA and New Zealand. We also discuss #TrumpTrolling. Dave plays 20 questions, and may/may not set the new record. CBA used to have track meets in a horse run. The blurred line...#caveymacstanley Lacey news with Tina, class of '91. Dave took 3 beers. https://www.facebook.com/eastsidedave
Asbury Park has the best boardwalk. Please don't talk bad about Prince or Tina. The Super Bowl was ok. The Republican Debate. What is the deal with Hoth anyhow? Punch Drunk Love, again. Josh news returns.
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Drew, Biff and Taylor from Raisingthedeadfilm.com hang out. Movie premiere at the Wonderbar April 2nd. We jinx'd Bowie, so we put some people on ice we want to save. Max pitches some movie ideas to the Drew. #jakeslash Josh plays Under Pressure with the RTD crew. #firstclasswarfare Bernie Sanders was a boss runner.
Season 1 kick off. We talk about that !Dunedin Sound!, ordering double dinners, lying for no reason, best story-telling songs, cover songs, fake news, and things fall apart without Young James. #bloodscope
Jay Insult sits in. USA wins world cup on the back of NJ's finest. Studio friends play Jaws drinking game. Jon Solomon is our friend. Great White has an amazing piano player. #freeronniespector #oldzima
Neil O'Brien aka Foggy Notion on the show! He hates Tuba players, so please we ask you not to step. We hit back on Jon Solomon, as he hides on the other side of Rt.1. Nice cookies, Princeton. #radiowar After the smoke clears, we talk to the worlds #1 Van Pelt fan, Ruby Wednesday, and quiz her on Van Pelt lyrics. We imagine the business's famous folks might open after their fame, aka #IanZieringsGoldenEarrings We talk about Unicorns, and 1'R and 2'R video games. We get into the news, and talk about Lacey, sharks, and The Watcher. Double-shot of Rorschach covering songs. Charles Maggio's real last name is ASH. #boomnoodles
Tannis Kristanjson of Miss TK and the Revenge is in studio. We talk kids, and real talk. We get in the 90's time machine, and talk about the films of the 1990's. Bottle Rocket ain't dumb. We play back last weeks Jon Solomon diss, and get into our first radio war. Shots have been fired. Words that gross us out. #pantiespantiespanties
Guest Anthony D AKA Weird Eye One. We talk Monorchid, Chris Thomson, and his 90's run. We also discuss the Hefner song, "The Hymn for Cigarettes" and silly things that turn us off about people. #darrenwasright We retire the wheel of shots and introduce the wheel of fun, posi summer. We play songs we all wrote for the show, we will tweet them out also. Bam Bam has a crush. Lasse Viren is the greatest. Josh News. @weirdeyeone on IG @bloodshotap on TW @bloodshotasburypark on IG
B from Lavender Steel sits in, we bring back the wheel of shots. 11 things about the number 17, FIFA, Boys of Summer and other disjointed topics.
All in for summer. We taste test the new vegan donuts from Purple Glaze, total thumbs up. Thanks guys! We talk Mad Max, Fury Road and its "feminist" agenda. We get a few calls, one from Turtle (John Philbin) from North Shore!! #assberryfart Betty Davis rules. We count down the top 20 one hit wonders from the 90's, and play smash or trash. Josh plays a game with us, where we try and understand Scottish people. See you next week!
Meatballs drinking game to kick off summer. Guest host Jay Nixon from Black Wine/ Future Damage/ ECT. Banter on all things summer, camps, action park, mood rings. Kendra McClard also does Yelp review reviews. MORTTYYYYYYY.
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Some of the gang is out for this episode, and we are pressed for time, but luckily we had Zak from SmallTalk with us! So FUN!!! We talk many things, including fish sticks, sharks and the roofies. Also Jimmy wants to talk about MWB’s but asks us about family stories. #ropeoftruth https://www.facebook.com/SmallTalkPlus
Jon Solomon guest hosts for Max. He talks about moshing at Naked Raygun shows in his 40's and makes Rolling Stones jokes. The gang addresses #STJP, as in putting on your PJs as soon as you get home, Straight To Jammie Pants. Feel free to tweet us your #STJP photos. Flowers in the Attic is spoke about in hushed tones. Jon is introduced to Cinema Battle Royale, and talks about how he dropped out of high school to go to Radio School. Bam Bam Bigs is still mad about the NZZ. Jimmy wants to know about the coolest TV mom. Josh's news, we respect the hustle.
Things in the 90's were not as progressive as we thought. We explore a few examples. Also, the things that you hate for no realy reason, #rageboner. Roxy Wednesday is here to protest Bloodshot, and left America. Josh News, career opportunities.
Max gets a new hair cut. Bryan sits next to a white guy in Maine who is in a falconeering club. Some new phone calls, including one from East Side Dave. Face. Sea world stinks. Jumping Jeff Farmer does not like the tables turned. Dick Bangs drops in. Josh with a local news round up.
This episode the gang set up a spinning wheel with each persons name on it, named, appropriately, The Wheel of Shots. A jingle will play at random times, and the person who's name fate picks does a shot. Kim G sits in and manages the wheel. Stories of a one of Bryan's nosey neighbors, in Trenton in 99. Clarkston Tony stops in to discuss Frozen Four hockey. Jimmy sees how long he can go without getting his car inspected, and, the answer is 7 years. Finally, they check the machine before saying laters. #bloodshotap10
Broadcasting live, from legendary studio 10 of the world famous Hot Dog House, on the dodgy end of Cookman in Asbury Park New Jersey, it's BLOODSHOT PIRATE RADIO. Last week we picked up an old answering machine from the pawn shop across the street, so we played back some of the messages we got this week. We hired a private detective to track down info on some of our fans, but we hired a terrible detective, so that was a mess. Josh plays a new game, that involves the Murray Borthers. Lastly, some quick Game Of Thrones chatter. Laters..
The gang give unsafe parenting tips, and also get sad about fishing. Next we dive into the current rights situation in Indiana, btu we really don't know what we are tlaking about. Big Ass Card 26110, Fez Whatley retires from the Ron and Fez show, and we broken up by it...to the maximum. We talk about the best movie about NJ, prompted by Young Jimmy. Sports commentary by caller, Clarkston Tony from the Valley. Josh's local new round up, with puns!
Max is back, so we talk about his new fatherhood. We debate who is the greatest "evil-ex" charecter in Scott Pilgrim. Jimmy's question of the week, where we introduce Evan, who wants to be grounded and in the sky. The college beat, where we learn about Psychedelics Club, as well as Vegan food in the mess hall. We end with a current events run down with Josh.
Max is still out on paternity, so Greg from Boston sits in. Hour of the Star talk. Taking road trips is totally fun. Someone is smart at movies. Jimmy loves Alicia Silverstone. That time Josh looked at those punk cheerleaders.
Mila forever. Max is out on new dad duty with his "mad cool little chick", so special guest Paul C from Cafe Volan sits in to fill his seat. Young Jimmy asks very important questions, and Paul thinks Kanye is better than Iron Maiden. Breaking weather report from Middlesex County College. Josh has a game for us, Robert De Niro 1, 2, 3, Repeater. #bloodshotap
Bloodshot Pirate Radio, still on the dodgy end on Cookman Ave in Asbury Park NJ, still rudderless with no format or direction as pointed out by so called "friend" callers. Alison Moyet crush. Awwwww, come on.
Back from Vacation. Flying stinks. Vision Quest and its subtext. Max and Titanic. Name that Sexy Lyric, Brit-Pop or Fan Fiction smut.
Bloodshot Pirate Radio, broadcasting on taped delay from the dodgy end of Cookman Ave in Asbury Park NJ. Episode #2. Superbowl review, Max didn't watch Bottle Rocket, Coach Jay-bot, surf localism, New Zealand headlines. You get mad, you lose.
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