CiTR -- White Noise: Recent Episodes
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Join Richard Blackmore for half an hour of weird and wonderful sketch comedy every week, as he delves in to the most eccentric corners of radio for your listening pleasure. Then stay tuned for the after show featuring Simon and Connor who will try to make sense of it all, with the occasional interjection of quality music.
Tonight we have: a blinded Trudeau, Putin kicked by a horse, queefing, BC separatists, cousin lovin, a world leader royal rumble and so much more!
Tonight we have helicopter parents, militias, Ted Nugent, HR problems, sexual harassment, ass cleavage, hairy lips, republican puppet masters, C4, chainguns, ugly people, a loss of dignity and so much more!
Tonight we have split personality disorders, piles, flashing, Catholicism, eco friendly mobsters, child bullying, Latin, stabbings and much more!
Tonight we have failed improv, bad accents, twerking, gay saunas, shop-lifting, doggy trials, face cream and much more
Tonight we have millennial old people, a dead mouse, white supremacists, beige trousers, meth pipes, genital mutilation, woggles, scouting, neo-pets and much more!
Tonight we have millennial retirement homes, micro brews, Quaaludes, creep catchers, queefing, Blackmore plays rugby and much more!
Tonight we have porno theaters, baklava, balaclavas, triple sec, topless protesters, the n-word, Breitbart news, dating apps, Kim Jong Un and so much more! We are White Noise!
This week we have Gordon Ramsay, speedos, cannabis cooking, bearlesque, blood, beach peados, Trump meet Kim Jong Hun, Harry Styles and so much more!
Tonight we have explosions, murder, Korean barbecue, hand shandies, bad self-help books and much more!
Tonight we have: C4, Trump, Elvis, Harry Styles, swimming lessons, peace of mind, bearlesque and much more!
Tonight we have the Great British Baked off, witchcraft, Trump and Kim Jong Un meet, parent teacher interviews, stalking, contraception and much more!
Tonight we have torture, softball, youporn, bad brewpubs, child beards, fascists on trial and so much more!
The best of White Noise #9! The best of the last 5 episodes including: Viagra for women, anal bleaching, Blackmore's childhood, Spitify, and much more!
Tonight we have Trump, gym locker rooms, zumba, sexy brains, rants, pants and much more!
It's Fundrive so join us for a an action packed episode of clips ad tunes for your listening pleasure!
Tonight 9pm, we have nazi films, cannibalism, a funeral, dead dogs, prison gigs and theft, it's hilarious!
White Noise presents their radio drama The Men Who Came: a film noir comedy set in upstate New York. The Men Who Came tells the story of two con-men who choose the wrong prey when they attempt to hustle Fiona, a middle-aged widow with more sense than the two con-men put together. The result is a fast paced and wild story of life, death and religion.
Tonight we have murder, Patrick Stewart, booty shorts, apathy, nudity, foreign languages and much more!
Tonight we have, Coachella, girls gone wild, Trump's tiny hands, divorce, explosions and much more!
Tonight we have Pluto, sex robots, Putin, bored couples, kennels, androgynous clothing and much more!
Tonight 9pm we have the best of the last five shows featuring, Karl and Neil, Elvis and Dolly, Schindler's list 2, ISIS magazine and much more! Citr.ca and 101.9fm
Tonight we have the return of ultimate leader, where eight world leaders take part in a cage fight to the death and much more!
Tonight we are looking back at last weeks live show, playing our favorite pieces and having a chat about them.
White Noise is live from the Havana theatre on Commercial drive for a one hour special featuring some of our favourite sketches.
Tonight 9pm, we have goblins, lawyers, virgins, theft, nudity and much more! Live! at CITR.CA 101.9FM Vancouver
Tonight 9pm, White Noise presents: Art by Simon Welton. A show about three people trying to make it in their own way.
Tonight we have hacking, Trump university, the Loch Ness monster and Karl and Neil recall their childhood.
Tonight we have burkini wax's, posh chefs, karl and neil fly, ISIS magazine and much more!
We are giving away two tickets to see David Liebe Hart (Cartoon Network/Adult Swim/Tim & Eric) live at the rickshaw! Also tonight is our quick fire special, where every sketch is under 2 minutes, we pack in 20 sketches!
Tonight we have fairies, death, ambulance men, yops, feminist men, the wu tang clan, furries, Mario, flirting and more!
We have God, stolen caravans, ambulance jacking, Japanese girls, bigamy, zombies, future history and much more!
Tonight we have feminist rapping, sexy pupils, hipster breakup, picky people and much more.
Tonight we have the best of the last while in one digestible package followed by some kick ass music on the after show.
Tonight 9pm, we have the politically correct Olympics, a dragon, history from the future, a dodgy wedding, ISIS controlled Pokemon, and much more!! 101.9fm Vancouver and citr.ca
Tonight we have Elvis and Bono back, Boris Johnson, cats kill, Zombies, 1940'a etiquette and much more!
Tonight we have werewolves, donkeys, stolen pornography, cosplay and much more! Plus we discuss Theresa May and the black lives matter movement.
Tonight we have a best of episode featuring the best of last several episodes! Plus we talk about the Rio Olympics and our fearless leader.
Tonight is our 50th episode! We have telly nicking, Elvis and Dolly get stuck together, someone wants new mammaries, vampires are interviewed and much more!
Tonight we have the sea side, a capello groups, burglaries, make a wish kids, t-shirt cannons, Elvis Presley, Brexit, jesters and much more!
Tonight we have tasers, guns, spinning of the solo decks, WAGS, the seaside and much more!
This week we have car jackings, job quittings, narcotic takings, boob fakings, pro gaming, marriages breaking and much more!
Tonight 11pm,We have the best of the last 8 episodes of white noise in one convenient half hour, all of the hits none of the misses! Then we have the white noise after show, this week featuring one of the best music playlists I've ever put together, so please enjoy!
Tonight we have a double feature, two episodes of white noise! Then we are talking tinder and steroids on the after show!
Tonight! We have bunga bunga parties, click bait, vaping, stripping, glocks, Blackmore's childhood and much more!
Tonight! We have protein balls, killer koalas, hobo fighting, dislocated shoulders, day release, creme de menthe, crushed dreams and much more!
Tonight 11pm, we have the Karl and Neil special!! That's every single mental thieving thing they've done in one hour long special.
Tonight, we have children drinking, Bill Cosby, allergic reactions, anal squeakage, Canadian mafia, Roman Polanski and much more!
Tonight 11 pm, we have punks, drunks, exotic pets, dead dads, the incredible hulk and much more!
Tonight is the Elvis special! We play every awesome Elvis Presley adventure from the past year!
Tonight we have mass debating, children smoking, gay marriage, AMS elections, micro penises and much more!
Tonight 11pm, we have under-age drinking, men shopping, Elvis and Bono, a dead Kanye West, stupid children and much more!
Our 1 year anniversary show and fundrive! To donate go to citr.ca/fundrive and mention white noise to claim our kick ass prizes!
Tonight, we have decapitations, Jeb Bush, dildos, ISIS, Lindsay Graham, speedos and much more!
Tonight we have Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, the devil, animal cruelty, songs about death, people selling their dignity and much more!
This week is a recent best of white noise episode, with an added bonus of a Zoolander 2 advanced screening pass giveaway!
Tonight! we have Elvis, Bono, Dolly, Hitler, explosions, board games, old ladies and much more!
we have cats, Harry Styles, disability, Chlamydia, star trek, star wars, ukulelekey, explosions and much more!
Tonight 11pm, we have Simon Cowell, Walt Disney,brylcreem, ricin, child labour, Lord Sauron, birkenstocks and much more!
Tonight 11pm, we have Bono, Air stewards, Hitler, Donald Trump, Carl Sagan, Batman and much more!
Tonight it's the Christmas Special! We have Santa, Jesus, the Queen, atheists, gun fights, Bruce and Michael Buffer, explosions and much more!
A very special best of show featuring the best of the last ten episodes. Then followed by the White Noise after show, this week featuring Connor Nechelput and Sierra Wylie.
Tonight, we have black market organ trading, VD, James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, marginalized trolls and much more!
Tonight we have George Orwell, career guidance, gold digging, open relationships, trials by combat and much more!
Tonight we have mono brows, sex changes, geriatric speed dating, witch trials, designer babies, explosions, David Spade and much more!
Tonight features Plato, George RR Martin, a broken wrist, dragons, armed pensioners, explosions, famine and much more!
Tonight we have JK Rowling, Vladimir Putin, grave robbing, Rasputin, an AA meeting, syphilis and much more!
SImon Welton is joined in the studio by Connor Nechelput for an hour of messing around.
This week we have Steve Buscemi in a dress, guinea pig milk, naked pensioners. pinkberry's frozen yogurt, a sawn off shotgun and much more!
This week we have the Pope, spandex, Kate moss, tramp stamps, Jerrod the subway guy and much more!
This week: Elvis Presley takes on the Boko Haram, old ladies curdle, Super Mario gives up on the princess, Explosions, extra small condoms and much more!
sketch comedy and discussion with Kai Holmes
The twenty third episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show hosted by Simon Welton
The twenty second episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show hosted by Simon Welton
The twentieth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with hosted by Simon Welton
The nineteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with hosted by Richard Blackmore
The eighteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Jeremy Pagée.
The seventeenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Connor Nechelput.
The sixteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Kai Holmes.
The fifteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Connor Nechelput.
The fourteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Daryl Brown.
The fourteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Connor Nechelput.
The thirteenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Reggie Reynolds.
The twelth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show with special guest Daryl Brown.
The eleventh episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guest Mark Hughes.
The tenth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show.
Richard Blackmore hosts the best of white noise so far, then he is joined by Alex Biron and Simon T Armstrong of Vancouver Right? podcast
The eighth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guest Chris Allen.
The seventh episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guest Brent Constantine
The sixth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guest Ed Hill
The fifth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guests Nic Roy
The fourth episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guests Kelly Dyer
The third episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guests sierra, Victoria and Connor who are regular cast members of the show.
The second episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guests Brad Dorion and Stefan Macneil.
The first episode of comedy sketch show White Noise. Followed by the white noise after show featuring special guest Stuart Jones.