Fresh Podcast Market: Recent Episodes
Fresh Podcast Market
We're a real podcast about fake podcasts. Join us in the Fresh Podcast Market, where Panda and Teresa are determined to develop the finest crop of podcasts the world has ever seen.
This episode contains......................a surprise!!!
Topics include: The Bear, Across the Spider Verse, The Lord of the Rings, songs written about specific people, Olivia Rodrigo
You too can watch 10 seasons of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in the span of a week, with the power of mental illness.
Topics include: Frankenstein, Mad Men, Renfield, celebrity chefs, Cocaine Bear
Teresa recorded this episode on the floor.
Topics include: Interview with the Vampire, Succession, film first drafts,The Memory Keepers, cats wearing Go-Pro cameras
Introducing a new segment: the Evil Zone >:)Topics include: Minions 2: The Rise of Gru, The Bear, Battle Angel Alita, reality television, concerts
Oh god this episode was recorded so long ago I'm so sorryyyyyyyyy D: 2023 will be the year of kicking my ass into gear and making sure episodes actually go outTopics include: Bob's Burgers: The Movie, The Amory Wars, Ringing Bell, ye olde internet days of yore
We got a podcast idea from our producer!
Topics include: weddings, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022), DVD menu special features, Quinton Reviews, Morbius
We got a listener idea!
Topics include: Pride and Prejudice, How Music Got Free, Barbie Princess and the Pauper, visual novels, The Righteous Gemstones, karaoke
Teese's body loves to make her suffer in fantastic ways.
Topics include: Succession, The Terror, Teresa's mom, seeing friends
We totally know things about sports.
Topics include: Nightmare Alley, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, The Terror, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Keroppi
Time is a flat circle in the Teese Suffering Cinematic Universe.
Topics include: Dune, Tiger King 2, the Beatles, Pikmin Bloom, Chucky TV show
It's been 100 episodes babey!!!!!!!
Topics include: King of the Hill, Malignant, World Flipper, Q-Force, Animorphs
We got a listener submission!
Topics include: Dolly Parton's America, Aack! Cast, The Suicide Squad, Avril Lavigne
It's time for the My Little Pony renaissance.
Topics include: Centaurworld, Pokemon Unite, Green Knight, knock-off anime merchandise
Sometimes, you watch a 4 hour video about a YouTuber of years gone by.
Topics include: Sweet Tooth, Summer Camp Island, gender transition, Dungeon Meshi
What's up all you Frasier-heads?
Topics include: Rick and Morty, Girls5Eva, Bo Burnham: Inside, fictional characters being gay
This episode contains a lot of dramatic irony involving Panda being excited for things that would turn out to be bad.
Topics include: Wonder Egg Priority, Ride or Die, Pui Pui Molcar, Warriors lore
Sometimes, you just need to hear something nice.
Topics include: busy days off, Ciconia: When They Cry, Saint Maud, Alien 9, positivity
Teresa got a new job.
Topics include: Moonlight, Good Girls, Nightmare on Elm Street, inedible objects, Dune
Teese and Panda look at Uma Musume merch for 30 minutes.
Topics include: Supernatural, Adventure Time, Saint Tail, DNAngel
It's been 10,000 years.
Topics include: The Queen's Gambit, A Girl Like Grace, catchy music, cults, Jennifer's Body
Topics include: Uma Musume Pretty Derby, Infinity Train, Moon RPG, Mariah Carey's Glitter
Teresa "Con Attender" Navarro experiences second-hand embarrassment while watching The Act.
Topics include: cleaning house, Thundercats Roar!, Toonami
It's all connected.
Topics include: The Act, the Neopets mobile game, Matt Damon, journalism workshops, Taylor Swift's Folklore
Teresa's mom has always known she had ADHD.
Topics include: Clone High, Teresa's old computer, books, Scooby Doo
Topics include: Warriors, Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie, coming of age media
Panda reveals her truest dream: to have someone paint a portrait of her cat.
Topics include: body hair removal, New York City, pokemon, Hannibal
Sorry we keep disappearing lol!!!!! We're back for real this time
Sometimes, you hear the 24 timer ticking down in your head.
Topics include: quarantine, Lady in the Water, Madoka Magica
Teresa listened exclusively to RadioDisney until she was 11 years-old.
Topics include: Phil Salvador, sweepstakes winners, big checks
They're gonna make Teresa dress her grape.
Topics include: isekai anime, the Neopets Mobile beta, reincarnation
Teresa finally watched Watership Down.
Topics include: Animal Crossing, Breath of the Wild, Glee, Hadestown, the art of Chelsea Stingel
We're not talking about the Final Fantasy House.
Topics include: Down the Rabbit Hole, fictional religions, Animal Crossing, the beginning of quarantine, Gamer Church
I'm just as confused as you are.
Topics include: Hunter x Hunter, Animal Crossing, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Total Drama Island
Panda tells Teresa about her old job working for a law office.
Topics include: office work, disaster movies, natural disasters, Panda's trip to Canada
In this episode, Teresa and Panda decide to talk to a real podcaster, Jake Mason.
Topics include: getting into podcasting, why does noise canceling take SO LONG
We've finally decided to stop taking up so much time talking about what we've been watching lately, and we introduce a couple of new segments.
Topics include: the Oscars, Teresa's basement, cleaning
Panda has really bad taste in media.
Topics include: Netflix's You, dogs, w*ed, Stuart Little
Did you guys hear Panda got married?
Topics include: the wedding, food Panda made Teresa try, The Lighthouse (2019)
In which Panda steals a podcast idea from her twitter friend.
Topics include: Promare (2019), Panda's wedding, The Wize Wize Beasts of the Wizarding Wizdoms
...........................................phone.
Topics include: ugly Pokemon men, fantasy call center, technical difficulties
It's time for a special Thanksgiving episode of the Fresh Podcast Market.
Topics include: Thanksgiving plans, Magic: the Gathering, niche celebrities, Dan Schneider
Harold, they're lesbians.
Topics include: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding, kink representation in media
Teresa reveals her new weird verbal tic.
Topics include: Joker (again), tattoos, Cruel Intentions
Panda has a special announcement??
Topics include: Joker (2019), MySpace, dating profiles, scene queens
This episode is short because we kept having technical difficulties :(
Topics include: Sailor Moon figures, historical birthdays, Teese's Midsommar cosplay
Panda started a new anime.
Topics include: Promare, lesbian grandmas, english language dubbing
This week was Teresa's birthday!!
Topics include: Teese Birthday, Steven Universe: The Movie, Watership Down, musicals (again)
We are not having a good day.
Topics include: Disney, Ready or Not, Spider-Man, Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus
When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet? Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air? Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street? Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer? Because jellicles can and jellicles do.
Topics include: CATS the Musical, karaoke, Be More Chill, Jesus Christ Superstar
Teresa gets a very special gift from Panda.
Topics include: things Panda bought in Japan, doujinshi, ASMR
Teese and Pand drop all pretense of being a podcast about podcasts and just talk to returning guest Joe about Midsommar (2019) for an hour.
Topics include: Midsommar (2019)
No pretense of podcast episodes here, this is just about Panda's trip to Japan.
Topics include: the latest Revolutionary Girl Utena musical, a godlike salmon sandwich, Mawaru Penguindrum
Panda bought a knife!
Topics include: Pokemon Sword and Shield, Moomin, that's kinda it actually sorry
Panda's going WHERE?!?!
Topics include: YouTube, Death Stranding, why everyone should watch the John Wick movies
Does anyone else remember Yun Kouga's Loveless?
Topics include: Christian movies, the wedding of Mr. Ratburn, coming out of the closet
Teresa saw a loudred's butthole.
Topics include: recipes, animal puberty, Detective Pikachu
It's time for a honey shakira salad
Topics include: BDSM, Netflix originals, werewolves, creepy men
Panda's internet connection messed up during this episode and Teresa just......kept talking.
Topics include: vampires, werewolves, Old Town Road
Panda visited Teese irl again.
Topics include: Sailor Moon: The Super Live, Kitten Rescuers, Teese's family, neopets
It's Naoko Takeuchi's birthday. This does not come up once on the show.
Topics include: catboys, springtime, Carly Rae Jepsen's new music video, old people, voiceover work
Teresa and Panda are excited for Detective Pikachu.
Topics include: Simon and Garfunkel, new Pokemon starters, Garfield, songfics, plagiarism
Panda has too many podcasts.
Topics include: fanfiction, KatsuCon, working retail, mother!, anime
Teese frames Panda for murder.
Topics include: Misaaki Yuasa, true crime, Abducted in Plain Sight
Find out why last week's episode didn't get posted on twitter, even though it might be the best episode of the show?
Topics include: Neopets, books, Warrior cats, Panda's podcast addiction
It's 2019 babey and we're starting off the new year with a guest, our friend Jeff!
Topics include: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Kingdom Hearts, dog weddings, frienditude, home ownership
It's a Candlenights miracle, a mostly holiday-themed Fresh Podcast Market!
Topics include: Christmas albums, cooking on a budget, Land of the Lustrous, holiday traditions, gumbo
Teese and Panda met irl?!
Topics include: Riverdale, Thanksgiving, Panda's trip to New Jersey/NYC, emojis, babies having instagram accounts
Teresa commits audio crimes.
Topics include: ASMR, Dragon Pilot, cosplay, video games, bad ideas, Starcastles
The problem with doing a podcast where you occasionally reference current events is that if you don't release it on time, it becomes a dated listening experience.
Topics include: Florida, film preservation, landlords, Limetown
Teresa's house doesn't have snacks in it.
Topics include: pet videos, The VVitch, breakfast, Baby Loony Tunes
Teresa has a bone to pick with Pand.
Topics include: original characters, Dungeons & Dragons, Sailor Moon, My Hero Academia, prison penpal programs
This episode is definitely about podcast ideas and totally not mostly about Panda and Teresa's plans for when they get to meet irl for the first time.
Topics include: formative kinks, being arrested by the podcast police, pirates, diy home improvement
Panda's going to Jersey?????
Topics include: the Jersey Devil, Fortnite, snapchat, anime, fake food
Teese has cats on the brain.
Topics include: motivation, internet pet peeves, anime, lofi hip hop radio: beats to relax/study to
This episode is entirely about My Stepsister From Planet Weird
Topics include: Disney, reddit, tomatoes, Yoshi, people who give out "free" CDs
Teresa has Benjamin Button Relaxation Disease
Topics include: yoga, cats, Shadowrun, animorphs, twinks, bears, the xenomorph from Alien being a milf
It's Sleepytime Junction, y'all.
Topics include: fried food, Amanda Bynes, fairy tales, Legally Blonde
Dubs vs Subs: two households, both alike in dignity
Topics include: furbies, how-to-draw books, car keys, Sailor Moon
You miss 100% of the Borg you don't shoot at - Wayne Ferengi - Teresa Navarro
Topics include: Star Wars, body piercings, Star Trek, gay ears
Well, they can't all be good episodes.
Topics include: Teresa's bedroom, the Spy Kids franchise, philosophy, guest stars on Scooby Doo
No one talks about Twilight this time, we promise.
Topics include: heterosexuals, internet terminology, books, ice cream cake
Teresa has a break-down live on air.
Topics include: the bible, jo*nn fabric, riverdale, dinner, bojack horseman, Scooby doo, furries
In this podcast, we love puns.
Topics include: cross-medium adaptations, books you had to read in high school, bad tv shows
This week at the Fresh Podcast Market, we're respecting women.
Topics include: Chicken Soup for the Soul, loving and respecting women, My Hero Academia
This week's episode accidentally became an episode of a Twilight podcast.
Topics include: Twilight, My Little Pony, colors, nostalgia, young adult fiction, blogs
This is our podcast, you can suck our butts.
Topics include: white noise, Panda's lack of music taste, Janelle Monae, anime/comic conventions
Teresa really loves the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Topics include: movie monsters, the illuminati, Buzzfeed Unsolved, urban fantasy, speed dating, Bright (2018)