The Quenchiest: Recent Episodes
Tom Matson, David Brownlee
The world's #1 Avatar: The Last Airbender rewatch podcast! We will go through each episode one by one, analyzing and reviewing the plot, and everything surrounding it.
Boiling Rock, I hate every inch of you. (Tom's Audio is a little janky in this one, sorry).
If the Boston tea party was the Boiling Rock Tea Party, could the prisoners drink their way out?
O for a Muse of Fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention, A kingdom for a screen, princes to act and dragons to behold the swelling scene!
“’Do it?’ Avatar, I’m not an Ember Island Players villain. Do you seriously think I’d explain my master stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.”
It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights! It’s time to bloodbend people into my secret prison on the Muppet show toni- wait, what?
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong?
“How are you gentlemen !! All your Earth Kingdom are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha…”
"The wise speak only of what they know, Long Feng. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man till the lightning falls."
Two tea-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Earth King.
Food $200, Data $150, Rent $800, Giant War Machine $500Million, Utility $150, someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
I tripped on a cactus, fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a desert sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Mr. Wan Shi Tong, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Touch MEEEEEEEEEE....It's so easy to LEEEEEEAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE...With the MEMORIEEEEEEES...of my time in the...checks notes...Fire Nation palace
When we danced he held me tight, And when we left the cave that night, All the stones were shining bright, And then he kissed meeeee
I am the very model of a Fire Nation admiral
I've information vegetable, animal, and spiritual
I am woman, hear me roar! With Bending too great to ignore!
(Audio's bad in this one guys, sorry. It's Tom's fault.)
“I’ve told Fortunes in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”
If winter comes, can Roku be far behind?
(The summary ran really long- to skip it, go to the seven minute mark)
I hear the train a comin’, it’s rollin’ ‘round the bend, and I ain’t been able to Earthbend since I don’t know when…
“Begin at the beginning," the Avatar said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end.”