Mullet Metal Mayhem: Recent Episodes
Nat Hall
In a time where the Headbangers and the Mullet-headed humanoids ruled the earth, high quality Hard Rock and Hair Metal did abound! If you love 80's Hair Metal, Hard Rock and other music like that, you're invited to gain passage to the Mullet Metal Mayhem bunker! Be part of the Mullet Metal Militia and join the Natman and his trusty sidekick, the Mullet Mutt, for each neck crackin', jaw jackin' episode! Back to the future and beyond, Mulleteers!
Ah yes! April showers did indeed bring the May Metal powers as we crank through this episode filled with pounding hard rock and hair raising hair metal! Let this onslaught of rocket-fueled rock 'n' roll "explode you to Mars!" (like our friends in AC/DC would say) and have you headbangin' and yearnin' for more! Lots of Mulleteers were shouted out to as we had great rock 'em sock 'em robot action in the virtual moshpit!
Remember, as Spinal Tap advises, to turn this episode up to 11 and, as always, Keep It Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
Another smokin' episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem is unleashed upon the unsuspecting masses! Plenty of melodious hair metal and fist-pumping hard rock unleashed to those Mulleteers that have that "cravin' for misbehavin'" happenin'! Also, for those folks who find themselves drawn to that nitty gritty, grimy slimy, just crawled out of the dumpster rock 'n' roll, we have some tasty trashcan treats, especially by those filthy fellas from the Filthy Ass Truckers, out of Bakersfilth, Californication, as they croon away on their latest video "Lawless", which can also be found on Youtube, for your listening and viewing pleasure!
Join the kool kids and take a listen, Mullet Nation! And, as always, Keep it Metal!
Natman
How do, Mullet Nation!
Here we are in March 2021 MARCHing on to victory in the Heavy Metal Wars by gettin' some intense headbangin' activities happening on Mullet Metal Mayhem! Let this blitzkrieg of hard rock and this flash fire of hair metal take you throughout your days and nights with some serious "get 'er done" attitude! Lots of cheesy, dad-humor thrown in with some serious rockin' tunes make this rock 'n' roll invasion an overwhelming victory!
Double time on the headbangin', Mulleteers, and Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
Here we are in March 2021 and life is "Marching" on with the doldrums of 2020 far behind us! Let this episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem bring you to your happy place as we march straight into a headbangin' good time! We even pay homage to the wonderful Moms of the 80's (in which my mom was definitely part of that Mom Militia) where I shout to those soap opera lovin' ladies back in the day where Luke and Laura were all the buzz with their antics on General Hospital! Somehow I managed to scrape together an analogy of a new headbangin' rock group being the love child of Luke and Laura from General Hospital! The only way you can come to that understanding is if you listen to this Mullet Metal Mayhem episode, which is full of hard rock and hair metal goodness!
Better than Crystal Pepsi and almost as cool as Max Headroom, let's all remember one thing: Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Nation:
Here it is late February and most of us are dreaming of fast forwarding to the summer months where beaches, BBQ's and AC issues rule our thought life. But the reality of late February blizzards, school closures/home schooling/online schooling and social distancing standards so strict that even a Montana militia compound would seem like Club Med is the norm of the day. So, with that cheerful outlook, let's get your head banging back and forth (hopefully without a wall you're plowing your cranium into) and listen to this cranking episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem. This episode we do the normal shoutouts to the Mulleteer hordes, but also shoutout to Blue Jimmy, the fine author/headbanger of Bad Ass ROCK, INC., a great Facebook metal interview/review page and his partner in crime Andy "Brain" Dammage!
10 shakes of the mighty and glorious Mullet coming your way and to the Mullet Militia!
Natman
Hey Mullet Nation!
A metal massacre is cast upon the masses in this latest episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem! Let this hard rock and hair metal onslaught get you movin' and groovin' to ensure the frigid temps don't firmly freeze your blessed assurance to the seat that you are sitting in right now! Haha! There is enough power in this episode to fuel the frozen wind turbines in Texas, so do your part and play this episode at maximum volume!
And, as per the norm, Keep It Metal!
Natman
Hey Mulleteers!
This particular episode was one day after the Natman's Annual Cake Day! We tore it apart because I had just ingested my body weight in cake and ice cream and was trying to get along with my Metal Aerobics Blast to start the intensive caloric burn! Let this episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem shake your foundations and launch you through an old school birthday party spanking line (remember those annual episodes of maximized pain to the ol' glutes from all your friends and especially siblings back in the day?!)
I wish you all a most freakishly wonderful Cake Day in 2021 and, as always, Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mulleteers!
Hindsight is 2020 and let's put 2020 in the rearview mirror and speed away as fast as possible! This is the first Mullet Metal Mayhem show of 2021 and we kicked it off in headbangin' style! Let's kick 2021 off in metal style and kick it in the teeth with this rockin' show!
Take care, Mullet Nation, and enjoy the start of this rockin' New Year!
Natman
Hey Mullet Nation!
I'm so happy to inform you that this is the final show for 2020! And, as the saying goes, "Hindsight is 2020!". Let's flush 2020 down the pipes, don't look back and look forward to a non-socially distanced 2021 and keep the metal attitude intact! Lots of fun on this episode as we were giving lots of shouts to the Bad Boys of the Bering Straits and the Norton Sound (I'm speaking to you, fellow Nome-Beltz Nanooks!). Because of an old friend from across the pond Dima listening in, we had a Russian band throwing down some awesome tunes and there was all kinds of metalized Christmas tunes thrown in the mix for a nice Christmas Holidays metal show!
Keep it metal, my friends, and enjoy the Christmas holidays with your friends and family! Let's not forget the Reason for the Season (it's not about a jolly fatman invading your homes through your chimneys, it's about our Lord and Savior's birth!).
Have a great Holiday season and Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mulleteers!
This was an episode from a month ago that had plenty of shoutouts to the Natman's old high school pals from Nome, Alaska. Just like Dorothy said in Wizard of Oz, "There's no place like Nome!" (or it sounded something like that; the old timey sound systems were not quite as crystal clear as they are now! :) ).
Let this episode put a pep in your step and a dent in your forehead as you headbutt and headbang any stationary object in sight!
Have a good one, Mullet Nation, and Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mulleteers!
This episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem will have you whipped into a wonderful frenzy as you thrash about reminiscent of Mid '80's moshing! Plenty of shout outs abound, as the Natman shouts to old buddy and new Mulleteer U-Hall, my Hall Brother from another Mother! I pay homage to the days of all play and no sleep; the summer of '87!
Make sure you apply copious amounts of Ben Gay or Sportscreme to your neck, back and shoulders along with performing a minimum of 15 minutes of hot yoga before you listen to this rockin' episode of MMM! That is the one and only medical disclaimer you'll get before headbanging to this dandy of a hard rock and hair metal podcast!
Take care, Mullet Nation, and Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
Sit back and get ready to Party (courtesy of the band Boston) to this episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem! As we get ready for the Fall season, let's end August in fashion and head bang to your heart's delight! 10 shakes of the magnificent mullet coming the way of all the great Mulleteer!
Crank it up to 11 and, as always, Keep It Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
Let this Mid-August Metal Meltdown crank up your metal-tude in fine fashion as things start to heat up in the dog days of August! We get a little boost by one of our pre-historic metal head guests Bashin' Barney (Barney the Dinosaur to our non-metal cronies) as he shouts out to all Mulleteers and special Mullet Metal Mayhem friend (and President of the Barney Fanclub) Barbarosa ! Haha!
Go grab two cans of Aqua Net, shake them good, and start teasing and spraying all the hair on your head (or, for those in my circumstance, other parts of your body that have ample hair) to get ready for the greatest Hair Metal and Hard Rock ride at the Rock N' Roll Carnival!
Take care, Mullet Militia, and Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Nation!
We get things cranked up on this episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem! It's a Summer Shred Fest as we crank all of your favorite Hair Metal and Hard Rock and even through in a Jimi Hendrix tune!!
Get ready to headbang to your heart's delight, Mulleteers!
And as always, Keep It Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
This episode of MMM features a guest DJ of magnanimous proportions! The one and only British Invasion! It's the Revolutionary War 2.0 as we pit some of the greatest American Hair Metal and Hard Rock bands vs. the New Wave of British Heavy Metal Heroes (with a few other European and Scandinavian bands to boot) in this Metal Texas Cage Match! (I hear that Randy "Macho Man" Savage even had a thing to say from the great beyond in this episode!). There were huge shout outs from the British Invasion to his better half and also to his metal friends with the Navajo Nation!
This episode will leave you headbanging and shouting, "Oi, Oi, Oi" !!! As always, Keep it Metal Mulleteers!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
Hold on to something tight as we blast off on this Last Play of May Mullet Metal Mayhem episode! Get ready for some old school rockin' (April Wine and Queen) along with some of the usual cast of headbangin' characters to get you through your commute or whatever situation calls for some rockin' tude!
Later, Mulleteers, and keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Rockers!
This episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem is dedicated to all the High School and College graduates who strode across the stage to gather their diplomas (well, actually not sure how they received their diplomas, to be honest!). No matter the way they received that diploma, they earned it! 10 authoritative hair windmills of the glorious Mullet coming your way! As the immortal Alice Cooper put it, "Schools out for summer!"
Keep it metal, Mullet Nation!
Hey Mullet Rockers!
This 5 M episode (Mid May Mullet Metal Mayhem) was full of the normally scheduled dorkiness and silliness topped with copious amounts of cheese! Enjoy this episode as we go back as far as Ram Jam singing Black Betty (!) and to the current hard rock and hair metal goodness that abounds! Be prepared to get that head a swayin' back and forth with high quality bombastic tuneage pummeling the net and airwaves!
Keep it metal, Mulleteers!
Hey Mullet Rockers!
Let's batten down the hatches and get ready to throw down this sizzling episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem! The Mullet Mutt and I had a great time playing some swingin' Hard Rock (Judas Priest, Great White, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, etc.) and Aqua Net infused Hair Metal (Firehouse, Winger, Tesla, etc.) with also a few international metal bands (Crucified Barbara, Symphorce, Yngwie Malmsteen, Manowar, etc.) thrown in for good measure!
Mayday, Mayday, It's May Day (May 1st) and time for you to wreck your neck to the bombastic tune-age! Keep it Metal, Mullet Militia!
Hey Mullet Nation! This week's episode has both jubilant and painful overtones as the Hard Rock and Hair Metal cranks on through! This week we play several Hair Metal Power Ballads and wax poetic while reminiscing of failed school dances of the past when the great Hair Metal band Cinderella belts out "Don't know what you've got 'til it's gone"! Also, I have the whole bowling alley trying to buy me beverages as I bowl a turkey in the Hard Rock world! You ask, "What do you mean?" in puzzled bewilderment?! We dazzle the headbanging masses by throwing down 3 AC/DC tunes in a row! I can picture you salivating at this thought right now! :). Let the games begin!
Hey Mullet Nation! This episode was about shout outs to any and all who were headbanging along with myself, the Natman, and my trusty sidekick the Mullet Mutt! We were shouting out as far south as LA (Lower AlaBAMa) to points as far north as the town that Dorothy from the Wizard Of Oz gave props to when she stated to Toto and Aunty Em, "There's no place like Nome!". Maybe I didn't hear the audio track completely clearly on that, but nevertheless, we were all having fun thrashing about in the Mullet Metal Mayhem Metal Bunker!
Make it great today, Mullet Militia, and Keep it Metal!
Natman
Hey Mullet Nation! Turn that frown upside down when you have this depression-free episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem to get that head a bobbin' up and down as you headbang those blues away! Make sure you performed about an hour of hot yoga before listening to this episode, because with all the thrashing about you'll be doing, your body will thank you tomorrow!
Take care, Mulleteers, and Keep it Metal! Also, Happy Easter everyone!
Hey Mulleteers! Hope you take this latest episode and apply copious amounts of April showers of power (metal) to ensure you have a bountiful harvest of Hair Metal and Hard Rock flower power to unleash upon the unsuspecting masses!
Enjoy the bountiful cornucopia of rock as you muddle about your days in a metallic daze!
Take care, Mulleteers, and Keep It Metal!
Natman
If you are looking for some wonderfully metalized foolish behavior involving the greatest Hard Rock and Hair Metal on the planet, look no further! The Jester in the Mulletized King's Court brings you more headbanging music to assure your neck will have it's weekly adjustment! Kick back and try to bare the old dad humor as best you can because the hard rockin' music will make it all worth it! Mullet Metal Mayhem is here to give you all the "champaign wishes and caviar dreams" that we can! (although it will probably be more like "cheap beer wishes and fish stick dreams"! :) )
Hope you enjoy headbanging 6 feet or more from your other fellow headbangers! Get ready to quarantine your ears from all posers and inconsequential music and get ready for the greatest hard rock and hair metal to be unleashed upon the masses!
The Natman and the Mullet Mutt get sappy, silly and slapsticky (that's not a word) as we crank up the requisite high octane hard rock and hair metal! Do a Spinal Tap...turn it up to 11 and headbang to your little ol' hearts delight!!
Gettin' jiggy wid it and trying to sound as cool as a 50 year old headbanger can! Be sure to apply copious amounts of Sports Cream or Ben Gay BEFORE you listen to this gem so that you won't be lying in traction the following several days from all the thrashing about you'll be doing!
Hey Mullet Rockers! It might be frigid in Febrrrrary, but we are burning up the airwaves with this episode of Mullet Metal Mayhem! Shout outs abound and the Cheesy Dad Joke Train never stops! Keep it Metal, Mulleteers!
Ned Flanders of the Simpson's Show fame intro's the show! Plenty of spaghetti horror Friday the 13th shout outs in this show! Sure hope you enjoy the great hard rock and hair metal that is thrust upon the unsuspecting masses in this show!
It's a Christmas Extravaganza! This was the final show of 2019 and also a show with a few catchy Christmas songs, namely "Run Rudolph Run" by none other than Lemmy of Motorhead infamy! This show was a blast and a perfect way to end a rockin' and rollin' 2019 for this Headbanging Gen X'er! I dare ya not to start movin' and groovin' to this show! It'll put the boogie into your woogie!
Hey Mullet Rockers! This is the first episode of the Mayhem for 2020! This show, much like hindsight, is 2020! (Sorry, silly dad humor there...but oh so true!). Had a blast ringing in the New Year with this one!
In a time where the Headbangers and Mullet-headed beings ruled the earth, high quality Hair Metal and Hard Rock did abound! If you love 80's Hair Metal, Hard Rock and other music like that, you're invited to the Mullet Metal Mayhem bunker!