Father Figures: Recent Episodes
Austin Geter
Two dads talk about their experiences as fathers. This podcast is hosted by Austin (a girl dad) and Zech (a boy dad) who both became fathers in 2020. Sit back, relax, and enjoy these two talk about one of the most amazing experiences a man could have—fatherhood.
Austin did his taxes all week and totally BOMBED this podcast. We still talk about taxes, kids saying cuss words, and CHINA.
Austin opens up and talks all about his past and present health, his progress and his future goals. Zech pitches his show called "Undercover Employee." And is there ever a good reason for a dad to back out of paying for his daughters wedding?
Judge Geter joins the show and gives some SOLID input on actual court cases where kids SUE their parents.
WE HIT THE JACKPOT!!! We talk about the cricket, the WNBA, and SUPER MASSIVE CALF MUSCLES. We also talk about the DAD OF THE YEAR. Have you seen the video where Gary Vee kisses his dad? And some lady hit the jackpot picking up a FREE couch.
Happy 4th of July! We are proud to be AMERICAN. We love when we sit down and our wives ask us instantly to help us with something! Also, we are big on tipping but why does EVERYTHING ask you to tip now?
We are back! And Austin gives his best advice for blowing up on social media. We talk Instagram, Facebook, Tik Tok, Youtube, etc. We also talk about the latest Supreme Court ruling.
Substitute dad, Alex Suber, comes to the rescue this week. Talking about dadding in the .com boom, dadding in virtual reality, and dadding in the future. Call or text us! We WILL see it! (512) 593-1662
Officer Tucker joins us in this episode where we talk about what happened in Uvalde. All three of us are fathers and we go in deep. Call or text us. We WILL see it. 512-5931662
We have special guest, Brandi (Austin's sister) on the show (Yes, she really does the laugh). Zech and Austin are investing in their first business. Zech found out about the latest school shooting on the podcast and it was totally a buzzkill (sorry). And Triplets were born FOUR YEARS APART. Call us to be featured on our next episode! 512-593-1662
Zech and Austin talk about petty arguments they've had and talk about how they go about figuring out who is in the right and who is in the wrong. A 15 year old girl got kidnapped at a NBA basketball game. And James Cromwell super glued his hands to a starbucks counter in protest.
Ariella found out about the secret Austin has been hiding from her. Can Zech pass his elementary classes? We also talk about CP3 and a man with a THINGY attached to his arm.
Austin is writing a kids book. Zech and Austin discuss tracking your kids (via Life360 app, etc.), Arizona ice tea is keeping their tea at 99 cents, and we dive right in to the supreme court draft leak.
Zech and Austin answer some fun Would you Rather questions. How much money can you make NAMING SOMEONES BABY?! And why the HECK is time moving so fast?!
Zech reveals the gender of his second baby. We also almost got WRECKED by a tornado just to do this podcast. Zech also brings a list of obscure tax exemptions!
My toddler touches a snake and the internet had a meltdown. Elon Musk is a gangster and tornadoes are whack.
Zech and Austin talk about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, Solomon, and someone sued Starbucks for $75,000
Austin and Zech talk about Texas driving etiquette, daylight savings, the firing squad, Lia Thomas (shebulge), and being AGGRESSIVE!
Spanking kids, changing diapers, and Ten things new dads need to know before having their baby. Also, a BIG announcement in this episode.
Austin claims he is going to lose weight and Dr. Meyer (Zech) doesn't have faith in him after his unsolicited diagnosis of Austin having low thyroid.
Zech and Austin talk about Ukraine and Russia, SOTU, and how to be a cool dad (to their knowledge). Also, we tell one of core memories that we share together.
Today we are joined by someone who had to be a dad his whole senior year of high school. Qualifications for dating our daughters. Also, who else would eat a shoe store if they could?
We are joined by our wives today and cover some marriage topics, some parenting issues, and the differences between husband/wives and mom/dads. Tune in to hear some good debates between these two couples.
We have Andre AKA Big Tuck on today's episode. Andre is a police officer that deals with homeless people in a big city. We talk about crazy cop stories, fathering as a cop, and the pope's (whose never been married) marriage advice.
Tom Brady's retirement hurt like a celebrity death. And why are marriage arguments so petty? Zech and Austin talk about how they keep the peace in their homes.
4 creepy guys show up on Austin's doorstep. Austin handles it. We call the police. We cover the duty as a father to protect your household, Rhino pills, Co-sleeping and more
What it's like to be an actual Dallas Cowboys fan. We judge other parents HARD. And we talk about fathering and PROTECTING your home and family.
We talk about fathering and the metaverse, what we will do when our kids cuss, and brag about our wives.
Be 1% better. Be present with your family and friends. Is it ok to NOT buy your wife a Christmas present?
5-10 acceptable reasons to call the police. Weird facebook marketplace encounters and funny fan encounters.
Zech claims he can perform open heart surgery. Also, we talk about the best Christmas gifts EVER!
We are joined today by Chase Geter (Austins brother) and we talk about what it's like to father bi-racial children and much more.
Zech got GENEROSSED on. Zech and Austin touch on giving this Christmas, domestic abuse, and FREAKING TRASH CYCLES.
Why do we teach our children to share? When we become adults we don't have to share so how important is it? Is generosity and sharing the same thing?
Should kids believe in Santa? We cancel all offensive major league teams. AND Zech and Austin talk about how they plan on being the best Father-in-Laws of all time.
Zech and Austin talk about things they want to see in their kid's futures. Will they like Anime? Will they like sports? And how will they navigate it?
We have special guest Mark Allin on todays episode. Mark is a father of 6 and an online social media influencer. He also was Austins childhood bully.
We have special guest, Derrick Lewis (HES BLACK) on the show today. We talk about how terrible of step fathers we would be, Gabby Petito, and how we sneak veggies into our kids food.
Zech and Austin cover what Father figures is all about. They talk about Todd Beamer, a hero in the 9/11 terrorist attacks and normalizing sending invoices to people who RSVP and don't show up.