Marc Calls a Hardware Store Looking For Hand-Warmers...Then Says "I LUV YA MAN" To The Guy... Will He Say It Back?
The News Headline: Russia Attack Georgia! Marc was living in Atlanta, and convinced his wife, Live on the Radio, during a Power Outage, that The Russians were dropping bombs. She frantically ran out of the grocery store, leaving her full cart of food. Kroger was pissed.
Marc calls a Fast Food Chicken Joint, and explains that their chicken gave his friend THE BIRD FLU. Oh yea, He has proof!