Saltman (Great White Labrador): Recent Episodes
Reginald Saltman
Box Hill, Melbourne, Australia 1992. A lonely street warrior named Saltman patrols the streets, getting into all sorts of trouble with his group of misfits. Set to the backdrop of a severe recession and high unemployment, Saltman has no other choice other than being a hero and a hope for a once hopeless city of Box Hill.
Melbourne 1991. The time continuum rips and Australia finds itself in an alternate reality. Saltman gets commissioned to do his own news show.
Melbourne 1991. The time continuum rips and Australia finds itself in an alternate reality. Saltman gets commissioned to do his own news show.
Melbourne 1991. The time continuum rips and Australia finds itself in an alternate reality. Saltman gets commissioned to do his own news show.
Melbourne 1991. The time continuum rips and Australia finds itself in an alternate reality. Saltman gets commissioned to do his own news show.
Saltrunner really starts to apply the thumb screws and commences his 'justice circuit' with full rigour. He battles some alleged crims and puts them in their place. A beasty end to series 11 indeed.
Reginald wanders the quiet sunny streets of Box Hill on a Sunday afternoon and gets more than what he'd bargained for. Blood's Cottage and Al Capone's restaurant provide a mystical backdrop.
Saltman needs to get back to a level of fitness which will enable him to be a vigilante supreme. He creates a mental fitness regime which has mixed results.
Saltman needs to get rid of some classy stolen menswear and attempts to sell it to some sinister buyers in the inner eastern suburbs. He finally gets a buyer and is led on a strange and dangerous journey.
Reginald rambles about a 'criminal laneway' opening up in Mont Albert, involving 'Robo-Crim'.
Saltman has the great idea of creating a 'Urine Flotila' to help his pissing bogan chums.
Salt-ragga is back at the cop shot getting more than harsh treatment for the Box Hill mall incident.
Reginald goes from strength to strength, getting 15 seconds of fame after foiling a robbery. He gets invited on Ernie Sigley and Denise Drysdale's show, interrupted only by a gastric incident.
After destroying and ripping of the Box Hill Preservation Society, Saltman has taken over their business ventures, including an investment on the tiny island of Nauru.
Reginald Labrador Wilkins get taken in for questioning at Box Hill Police Station. They question him over a variety of scandals and mysterious moments.
in the search to bring some more feminine influence and potential wives into the Nocturnal Village. They bring in some ladies form the orient and Reginald struggles with this long needed change.
Reginald begins his own 90s style motivational speaking business. His first stop is the floundering Swagman restaurant, where he has to impress and unimpressive group of local businessmen.
Saltman and the boys are under siege and he attempts top create an 'alternate freeway to the outer suburbs'.
Saltman, the 'AIDS boys, Mick, Marty and Jankel ambush the Box Hill Preservation society, with triumphant and violent consequences.
Saltman tries to attack the Grey Beasts at their Richmond Institute with an army of homeless men.
Saltman is desperate for revenge and calls on his adversary Kevin Hawthorne, his ninjas, and a strange Taiwanese character 'Wu Long' to attack the grey haired idiots at Box Hill freemasons.
Reginald recruits the Commonwealth beasts from Canada and New Zealand to assist him in attacking the grey haired preservation society at Richmond Institute.
Saltman is offered a course at a lefty institute, he's sickened by what happens when he attends an 'open' night.
Reginald is laying in bed taking note of the ludicrous noises around him throughout the night.
Reggie get sucked in by the power of Yankee motivational speakers and has a spell with gigantic idiot.
Bob Baitey has 15 seconds of shame when he starts making and selling rat meat products.
Reggie the veggie comes to the thrilling and terrifying question, is he a cop. His brushes with the law result in him taking the crime killing into his own hands.
Reginald and the boys are being punished by a brutal 40c + day in Box Hill. They put on some flesh coloured speedos and begin the Lord of the Rings style trek to Box Hill pools.
Box Hill 3am. Saltman spots the rat infestation and decides to do something about it with his rusty lawnmower.
Saltman gets a second rate security guard job at Box Hill. He gets attacked by a Filipino gang and creates his own unique aerial bombing.
Salty is sitting back enjoying drinking with his comrades at the Nocturnal Village, recalling Rabid's war stories.
Reginald gets cornered and lured to his CES case manager Roger Scrutiny's house, in the dull southern suburbs. A terrifying and horrific encounter, chilling him to the bone.
The boys hear that one of the Nocturnal Village is about to be beaten up by city bogans. A Box Hill gang assemble and get ready for a train to battle the rival animals, leaving from the darkened Platform 4, Box Hill train station.
Starts starts the 'N.A.D.S.' initiative where he cruises around arguing with unsuspecting residents. The results are disappointing and humourless.
Saltman has a prophetic dream sequence, is it a dream, a nightmare, or a reality? As his angry sleep punches his adversaries, his conscious body does real damage.
It's election time circa 1992, the Nocturnal Village residents sit around the tv campfire as a surprise attack is cast upon them.
Saltman has gained at least a few dog-worths of weight and goes on a megastrophic sprint to lose it, with the help of a huntsman mask, ending up at the Burvale.
Saltman attempts to run for council, however his campaign manager Fuzzburn buggers it up massively.
Saltman is absolutely fed up and tries to escape via his usual route, Essendon Airport.
Saltman attempts to keep his troops under control by creating a German prison camp for them.
Saltman thinks he sees his Döppelganger in Box Hill mall. Him and Fuzzburn get ammo from the RSL to face his identical nemesis.
Reggie runs into the French celebrity chef at Mont Albert village, literally runs into him. He ends up at his house and enjoys French culture, well his version of it anyway.
After acquiring the blocks of land, Salty and the boys establish the Nocturnal Village as a self-containable trash zone for men.
Saltman attempts to bring Box Hill back to it's supposed former glory, but a prehistoric stinky Turkish singlet causes major damage to multiple nostrils.
Saltman and Raf venture out of Box Hill to the ethnic castle 'The Ven' in Bulleen. Reginald embraces multiculturalism but takes it a bit too far.
Salty and the boyz dream up a ridiculous business idea of turning the old underground toilets in Box Hill's median strip into a cheap gym, for animals only.
Salt Runner thinks he has a 'radio voice' and takes it to pathetic levels. He becomes the town crier on the bluestones at Box Hill, Ollie Martin makes an appearance, violence and chaos ensue.
An old episode rehashed, Saltman explains how he goes to war at Wattle Park with Kevin Hawthorne's Ninja School.
Saltman has to do Toastmasters as a punishment for going nuts as an animal on the streets of Box Hill.
Things come to a crushing end as the Salty maggot ends his Toastmasters series with a bunch of ageing reptiles.
Reggie does more pajestic speeches at Box Hill Toastmasters, with little interest or effect.
Reginald has been fired from ‘teaching’ at Box Hill Tafe. His nights are taken up ‘patrolling’ the streets in his vehicle ‘Skeletor’, a punished 1970’s ex-ambulance Ford F100. This series is visceral, angry, freewheeling and volatile. Communism is ending and the recession of 1992 has taken hold of Melbourne, Saltman one of many of it’s victims. Strap in, hold in and enjoy this long angry ride into the depths of the night.
Reginald has been fired from ‘teaching’ at Box Hill Tafe. His nights are taken up ‘patrolling’ the streets in his vehicle ‘Skeletor’, a punished 1970’s ex-ambulance Ford F100. This series is visceral, angry, freewheeling and volatile. Communism is ending and the recession of 1992 has taken hold of Melbourne, Saltman one of many of it’s victims. Strap in, hold in and enjoy this long angry ride into the depths of the night.
Reginald has been fired from ‘teaching’ at Box Hill Tafe. His nights are taken up ‘patrolling’ the streets in his vehicle ‘Skeletor’, a punished 1970’s ex-ambulance Ford F100. This series is visceral, angry, freewheeling and volatile. Communism is ending and the recession of 1992 has taken hold of Melbourne, Saltman one of many of it’s victims. Strap in, hold in and enjoy this long angry ride into the depths of the night.
Reginald has been fired from ‘teaching’ at Box Hill Tafe. His nights are taken up ‘patrolling’ the streets in his vehicle ‘Skeletor’, a punished 1970’s ex-ambulance Ford F100. This series is visceral, angry, freewheeling and volatile. Communism is ending and the recession of 1992 has taken hold of Melbourne, Saltman one of many of it’s victims. Strap in, hold in and enjoy this long angry ride into the depths of the night.
Reginald has been fired from ‘teaching’ at Box Hill Tafe. His nights are taken up ‘patrolling’ the streets in his vehicle ‘Skeletor’, a punished 1970’s ex-ambulance Ford F100. This series is visceral, angry, freewheeling and volatile. Communism is ending and the recession of 1992 has taken hold of Melbourne, Saltman one of many of it’s victims. Strap in, hold in and enjoy this long angry ride into the depths of the night.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.
In the late 2000’s Box Hill Institute staff were converting their cassettes to CD when they stumbled across a strange cassette along with a Polaroid. All that was written in the inside cover was; ‘Saltman – Lessons in Suburban Life & Death’. Staff were intrigued to find out that ‘Saltman’ was never registered as a teacher and none of his students can be traced. The only reference on the recording is to an ex teacher, Chris Gafney who retired in 1999. Chris was contacted and only recalls sighting a tall blonde man loitering on the top floor of the Whitehorse road campus late at night talking to 3-4 Indonesian students, assuming he was either a cleaner or cheap security guard. All that’s left are these bizarre recordings, a man who is clearly living on the edge of the night and is heading towards insanity. His lessons are not only disturbing but enthralling and historical, giving us a glimpse into a lost world of the eastern suburbs.