Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning
Originally Aired August 11, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, he won't say why. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hella-dork.
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Originally Aired August 10, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Scooter takeover. Everything you wanna know about the worst neighbor to ever exist.
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Originally Aired August 7, 2026: International Beer Day. The ocean is none of your business. Everything you wanna know about Josh being a weather balloon.
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Originally Aired August 6, 2026: 40 year old drawers. Who's hungry for genitals? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most dangerous animal in Minnesota.
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Originally Aired August 5, 2026: Little bit of this, little bit of that. When parrots attack. Everything you wanna know about the fart that ended Spiderman.
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Originally Aired August 4, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Jim penis. Everything you wanna know about undercover shrubs.
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Originally Aired August 3, 2026: Jogger slaughter. Spite spikes. Everything you wanna know about why you shouldn't mess with Jonah Hill.
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Originally Aired July 31, 2026: Living Legend Wrestling Referee Rob Page in studio. Naded ceiling man. Everything you wanna know about fish sauce.
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Originally Aired July 30, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The turd that ruled the mosh pit. Everything you wanna know about public masturbations being everyone else's problem.
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Originally Aired July 29, 2026: Those who can't play pool, play darts. 27 sneezes in row. Everything you wanna know about the man from Nantucket.
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Originally Aired July 28, 2026: Jimothy the Mutant Raccoon. GTA mode. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the dark side of Tinder.
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Originally Aired July 27, 2026: Dinner with a side of ants. NO LAUGHING IN THE MOVIE THEATER! Everything you wanna know about snake pizza.
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Originally Aired July 24, 2026: Welcome to the jungle, we have beefy franks. Hulk VS Hulk. Everything you wanna know about Okilly Dokilly.
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Originally Aired July 23, 2026: Mime penis is out. Stop yelling at me! Everything you wanna know about getting revenge with a poop backpack.
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Originally Aired July 22, 2026: Don't you look at me! There's a man on top of the train, and he's naked. Everything you wanna know about flooding your apartment by stripping.
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Originally Aired July 21, 2026: Russian dong-chomper. The Seamen Letters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing the didgeridoo.
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Originally Aired July 20, 2026: Whose pants are these? KATHAUSEN. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boredom Arson.
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Originally Aired July 17, 2026: Keep the butt stuff indoors. Trapped in a porta-potty. Everything you wanna know about
Nick's favorite job perks.
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Originally Aired July 16, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. 75,000 dollar dog sitter. Everything you wanna know about being starfished and naked on a dog food pallet.
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Carmen Electralux. Aqua dumps. Everything you wanna know about sleep shaming. Originally aired Wednesday, July 15, 2026.
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C. Willi Myles in the studio. Stripping for the dead. Everything you wanna know about secondhand breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show originally aired Tuesday, July 14, 2026.
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Doctor P answers medical questions. Death sexting. Everything you wanna know about Nick hating E.T. Originally aired Monday, July 13, 2026.
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Bryan from Koo Koo stops by to talk about the band's recent performance on America's Got Talent. Urinating with the rich and famous. Everything you wanna know about bong-holeo. Originally aired Friday, July 10, 2026.
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We'll laugh about this later. Welcome to the wiener-pit. Everything you wanna know about Type 2 fun. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 9, 2026.
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Originally Aired July 8, 2026: And then the eye fell out. You drive one ugly ass car. Everything you wanna know about emotional support lizards.
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Originally Aired July 7, 2026: C. Willi Myles in-studio. Badge Bunny. Everything you wanna know about bologna versus steroids.
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Originally Aired July 6, 2026: New booze laws? Own a piece of Vikings history, but it might be covered in seaman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Benadryl cocktails served to you by a stranger in a parking lot.
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Originally Aired June 25, 2026: Sir, is that a buttplug? Finding out your spouse is a drug addict. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sucking harder than a clogged Dustbuster.
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Originally Aired June 24, 2026: The biggest douchebag musicians of all time. Don't fall into the campground crapper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Henderson, MN Sauerkraut Queen.
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Originally Aired June 23, 2026: The C-Word. Mountain Dew donuts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Beaver Liquors.
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Originally Aired June 22, 2026: A borderline alcoholic searches for his missing rug. AI Robocop sucks at his job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about grandfather clocks.
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Originally Aired June 18, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Cool is still cool. Everything you wanna about skinny butt.
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Originally Aired June 17, 2026: Description: Robo Bowl. Old fart balloons. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using a Ziploc bag as a condom.
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Originally Aired June 16, 2026: There ARE laws when drinking White Claws. Russian ruff-lette. Everything you wanna know about being slightly above average.
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Originally Aired June 15, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Having sex in the back of a cop car . Everything you wanna know about getting Bum Bum Cream on your face.
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Originally Aired June 12, 2026: Cheater cheater, not a cake eater. Friendly fire. Everything you wanna know about turning hot dogs into hot logs.
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Originally Aired June 11, 2026: Fla-Bong-Go. It's like stealing French fries from a baby. Everything you wanna know about the British sex boat!
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Originally Aired June 10, 2026: What the hot people are watching. DYN-O-MITE! Everything you wanna know about destructive children.
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Originally Aired June 9, 2026: Dead body beer. Butter run. Everything you wanna know about Natlaie Starboardman.
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The very VISIBLE invisible man. Josh likes big bites and he cannot lie. Everything you wanna know about famous people playing real life superheroes. Originally aired June 8, 2026.
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Originally Aired June 5, 2026: Double creampies. Parasite pasta. Everything you wanna know about screw worms.
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Originally Aired June 4, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. The bees are watching you. Everything you wanna know about emotional boners.
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Originally Aired June 3, 2026: 20 pounds of duck sausage. We're here to save Tom Cruise. Everything you wanna know about listeners favorite porn stars.
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Originally Aired June 2, 2026: Ashley's filthy little mouth. The Girl That Stabs the Horses. Everything you've ever wanted to know about finding a finger in your orange juice.
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Originally Aired June 1, 2026: Hot movies coming out this Summer. Tearing down the house. Everything you wanna know about injuring yourself in a stupid way, like Dana.
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Originally Aired May 29, 2026: Coke-tex. Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Everything you wanna know about how trashy you are.
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Originally Aired May 28, 2026: Diddling for Dollars. The truth is out there... and it's hovering Anoka. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your aunt’s porn career.
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Originally Aired May 27, 2026: Chainsaw-assraw. I'll Give You Some Vitamin D. Everything you wanna know about chess boxing.
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Originally Aired May 26, 2026: Aliens, ghosts, or zombies? Kindergarten graduation brawl. Everything you wanna know about using a sandwich as toilet paper.
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Originally Aired May 21, 2026: Don't care. Don't care. Everything you wanna know about not caring.
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Originally Aired May 20, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Fran Dorkington. Everything you wanna know about your 300,000 dollar child.
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Originally Aired May 19, 2026: You take the van, I'll take the dog. Nude nude revolution.. Everything you wanna know about buying used underwear.
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Originally Aired May 18, 2026: Doctor James Parnell in studio. The bong remains the same. Everything you wanna know about eating dirt.
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Originally Aired May 15, 2026: Your boss is watching you. Hammer time. Everything you wanna know about DWI Nascar.
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Originally Aired May 14, 2026: Doing it in the can. Are you street smart? Everything you wanna know about Craig.
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Originally Aired May 13, 2026: Janel Klein in studio. Back or front is back, or is it front? Everything you wanna know about TPM's.
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Originally Aired May 12, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Blaine says NO NUDITY. Everything you wanna know about the boomer bad news drop.
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Originally Aired May 11, 2026: I repeat, Jaime Pressly is on OnlyFans! The Empire Strikes Bacne. Everything you wanna know about the TRUE story of the chicken who crossed the road.
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Originally Aired May 8, 2026: Happy Walleye Opener! You WILL eat these gushers. Everything you wanna know about people's weird hobbies.
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Originally Aired May 7, 2026: MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian doctor Andrea. Everything you wanna know about feces-ing.
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Originally Aired May 6, 2026: Mars attacks. Burning down grandma's house. Everything you wanna know about $50 movie tickets.
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Originally Aired May 5, 2026: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your wettest dream.
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Originally Aired April 28, 2026: Getaway lawnmower. Check your shorts... There's a new STD in town. Everything you wanna know about the Sperm Racing World Cup.
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Originally Aired April 27, 2026: The Miz and Rocsi Diaz joined the show. There's a baby on the loose! Everything you wanna know about slapping a sandwich artist.
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Originally Aired April 24, 2026: Wheel of Misfortune. It's cheaper to keep her. Everything you wanna know about underestimating greatness.
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Originally Aired April 23, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea. Happy Draft Day! Everything you wanna know about sky peckers.
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Originally Aired April 22, 2026: Yabba dabba doobie! Mess with the bull, get the horn (up your butt). Everything you wanna know about getting corn-dogged.
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Originally Aired April 21, 2026: Doctor P in studio. I once passed out while making a doodoo pie. Everything you wanna know about competitive rock, paper, and scissors.
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Originally Aired April 20, 2026: Friends don't let friends hoard. Selling your soul. Everything you wanna know about pooping in your car.
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Originally Aired April 17, 2026: Who stole my penis? Are you kitten me?! Everything you wanna know about who you've lost that loving feeling.... and other stuff.
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Originally Aired April 16, 2026: Playoff bound MN Wild Marcus Foligno. Attorney friend Ryan Pacyga with an announcement. Everything you wanna know about great grandma gamers.
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Originally Aired April 15, 2026: Year end fecal review. Oooooo that smell. Everything you wanna know about your anal print.
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Originally Aired April 14, 2026: Everyone wants some. Lung piercing. Everything you wanna know about waiting until the last minute.
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Originally Aired April 13, 2026: Watch out, those kids are PG-13. Pipe bomb party. Everything you wanna about sitting on your balls.
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Originally Aired April 10, 2026: Bath water beer. Fighting over the dead. Everything you wanna know about cream pie.
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Originally Aired April 9, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Getaway kayak. Everything you wanna know about hotwifing.
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Originally Aired April 8, 2026: "God You're Hot." "Big Debra." Everything you've ever wanted to know about fingerless beating up children gloves.
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Originally Aired April 7, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Thank you for your cervix. Everything you wanna know about having a ghoul-friend.
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Originally Aired April 6, 2026: Doctor P in the studio. You're invited to the worst party ever! Everything you wanna know about living in a chicken coop.
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Originally Aired April 3, 2026: Minnesota State Patrol in studio. Teenagers are scary. Everything you wanna know about pushing a crotch goblin out.
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Originally Aired April 2, 2026: Not afraid to eff ugly. Catching up on sleep while working. Everything you wanna know about getting a GWI.
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Originally Aired April 1, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Don't stop, be leaving. Everything you wanna know about fake farts.
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Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times.
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Originally Aired March 30, 2026: Everyone's on dope. Kangaroo diapers. Everything you wanna know about the XFL fantasy draft.
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Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar.
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Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank.
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Originally Aired March 25, 2026: Drug mule Barbie. Worst first dates ever. Everything you wanna know about the history of the Seattle SuperSonics.
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Originally Aired July 11, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Attack of the killer lawn mowers. Everything you wanna know about buying your very own crack houses.
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Originally Aired July 10, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Spending unnecessary amounts of money on your pets. Everything you wanna know about nano-bots.
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Originally Aired July 9, 2025: Choking on a bone. Too high to function. Everything you wanna know about Loser 1, Loser 2 and Loser 3.
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Originally Aired July 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna about terroristic threats.
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Originally Aired July 7, 2025: Let's all go down to the G-Spot. Who's the toddler with the sippy cup? Everything you wanna know about getting a boner at a coffee shop.
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Originally Aired July 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired July 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired July 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired June 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired June 27, 2025: Don't pass out with your mouth open. Pull my finger. Everything you wanna know about sacrificing things to the lake gods.
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Originally Aired June 26, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Herpes roulette. Everything you wanna know about a 200-year-old condom.
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Originally Aired June 25, 2025: Screen Divorce. Your nightmares are trying to kill you! Everything you wanna know about club E11EVEN.
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Originally Aired June 24, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Porn parties. Everything you wanna know about Cool Mom Syndrome.
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Originally Aired June 23, 2025: BEES! The Cuck King has been crowned. Everything you wanna know about learning life skills from social media.
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Originally Aired June 20, 2025: Drunk camel rides. Skipper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about heavily soiled monkey diapers.
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Originally Aired June 19, 2025: TV star Janel Klein. Faribault Flatliners Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you're going to die.
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Originally Aired June 18, 2025: Why you should always check for urinals. Whacking at work. Everything you ever wanted to know about Cleavage To Beaver.
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Originally Aired June 17, 2025: All dude sausage party. Road trip nostalgia. Everything you ever wanted to know about sneaking INTO prison.
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Originally Aired June 16, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. If you could do it all over again. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being an accidental accomplice in a drug deal.
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Originally Aired June 13, 2025: Rollerblading robber. Weirdest murder weapons from the Friday The 13th franchise. Everything you wanna know about harmless conspiracy theories.
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Originally Aired June 12, 2025: No words, no wipes, no remorse. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about diarrhea dogs.
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Originally Aired June 11, 2025: Pokémon emergency. Wedding speeches. Everything you wanna know about general soreness.
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Originally Aired June 10, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about the most depressing jobs in America.
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Originally Aired June 9, 2025: Lambo-pops. Fast and Curious. Everything you wanna know about runaway TV's.
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Originally Aired June 6, 2025: Backhanded compliments. 100% legal things that make you look insane. Everything you wanna know about the correct age for overalls.
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Originally Aired June 5, 2025: If I wanted a hummer, I'd call your mom. Roommate strangulation. Everything you wanna know about batteries taking over the world.
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Originally Aired June 4, 2025: Honoring the passing of Jim Marshall. Sounds that make people irrationally angry. Everything you wanna know about pretending to work for a living.
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Originally Aired June 3, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. 40-feet of Norwegian heat. Everything you wanna know about cussing in front of your parents.
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Originally Aired June 2, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers health questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Take me to jail! Everything you wanna know about getting a 7-year-long sinus infection from a fart.
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Originally Aired May 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired May 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired May 28, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired May 27, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired May 23, 2025: Break out the leather, it's sex cabin weather. Master Baiter. Everything you wanna know about parrot chlamydia.
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Originally Aired May 22, 2025: Our Slutty Era. The Weenie 500. Everything you wanna know about getting stabbed with a fork.
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Originally Aired May 21, 2025: Drug-smuggling cat. Flirting is my superpower. Everything you wanna know about your dad's 22-year-old girlfriend.
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Originally Aired May 20, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about The "Why Not" Lounge.
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Originally Aired May 19, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Unrealistic and ridiculous movie tropes. Everything you wanna know about monks on meth.
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Originally Aired May 16, 2025: Faces of death. MN State Patrol Lt. Mike "Icy Hot" Lee. Everything you wanna know about yarn makeup.
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Originally Aired May 15, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Grow up and ENOUGH with the handjobs! Everything you wanna know about being naked in a display shed.
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Originally Aired May 14, 2025: A member of HAMS has been arrested. Red Panda is in town! Everything you wanna know about a fatal fight with a kangaroo.
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Originally Aired May 13, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about Russian grannies falling from the sky.
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Originally Aired May 12, 2025: Cowasaki. Adult temper tantrums. Everything you wanna know about how being boring can get you fired.
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Originally Aired May 9, 2025: Attack of the nachos. We love YOUR mother. Everything you wanna know how hooking up at the Zombie Pub Crawl.
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Originally Aired May 8, 2025: Drunk uncle vs cocaine bear vs meth raccoon. Mutual manipulation. Everything you wanna know about sexual geography.
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Originally Aired May 7, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. The Devil made me do it. Everything you wanna know about what your kids are doing on the internet.
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Originally Aired May 6, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about why summer SUCKS!
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Originally Aired May 5, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Dad in the streets, daddy in the sheets. Everything you wanna know about canned urine.
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Originally Aired May 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired May 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired April 30, 2025: All-time NHL great Mike Modano. You can't put bowling balls on a Chihuahua. Everything you wanna know about Manzardo for your nardos.
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Originally Aired April 29, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Childhood flexes. Everything you wanna know about dildos in bathrooms.
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Originally Aired April 28, 2025: How to tell if your dog is dead. Dumb reasons people have gotten famous. Everything you wanna know about jumping through glass to avoid an argument.
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Originally Aired April 25, 2025: Got bleach? Lab-grown human meat. Everything you wanna know about being an AMERICAN!
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Originally Aired April 24, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Anti-violence rally turns violent. Everything you wanna know about unhinged sports parents.
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Originally Aired April 23, 2025: It might as well be a bullseye. The creepiest set of twins on planet earth. Everything you wanna know about behaviors that should be labeled as a mental illness.
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Originally Aired April 22, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about being kicked out of concerts and ball games.
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Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Vigilante Jones. Everything you wanna know about speed vacuuming. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, April 21, 2025.
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Originally Aired April 18, 2025: Stealing from a dead man. Easter eggs in your grandma's vibrator drawer. Everything you wanna know about the longest minute of your life.
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Originally Aired April 17, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Dana checked out Janel's package. Everything you wanna know about what sounds easy, but isn't.
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Originally Aired April 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Driveway pirates. Everything you wanna know about bone-nerds.
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Originally Aired April 15, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about the movie quotes that have defined generations.
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Originally Aired April 14, 2025: HAMS action figures. Huffing dirty socks. Everything you wanna know about wiener juice.
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Originally Aired April 11, 2025: Things 93X listeners would trade their kids for. Kawasaki Clown. Everything you ever wanna know about "totally super freaking out."
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Originally Aired April 10, 2025: Skull crusher. Skinny Privilege. Everything you wanna know about GETTING YELLED AT WHILE YOU'RE AT WORK!
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Originally Aired April 9, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Celebrities that look like they smell bad. Everything you wanna know about women getting stuck in manholes.
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Originally Aired April 8, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles & KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about jumping the Easter bunny.
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Originally Aired April 7, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions. Surprise live stream sex show. Everything you wanna know about your kid eating grandpa.
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Originally Aired April 4, 2025: A turd where a turd shouldn't be. Cheating bastards. Everything you wanna know about being bricked up.
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Originally Aired April 3, 2025: Where is Eduardo? Tongue Jenga. Everything you wanna know about Tamagotchi vape pens.
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Originally Aired April 2, 2025: DWC... Driving While Caffeinated. Survey says you're worried right now. Everything you wanna know about falling asleep behind the wheel.
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Originally Aired April 1, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using diarrhea as a defense.
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Originally Aired March 31, 2025: Whoever controls the feces, controls the world. The grossest but most adorable couple habits. Everything you wanna know about the Humanzee Experiment.
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Originally Aired March 28, 2025: Stone Cold Stunny-moon. Burn me when you want a BJ. Everything you wanna know about breast milk ice cream.
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Originally Aired March 27, 2025: Twins Opener. There's a man under your bed. Everything you wanna know about $13,000 dollar panties.
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Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Waiting in line to meet famous people. Everything you wanna know about getting herpes from drinking water.
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Originally Aired March 25, 2025: AEW tag team Top Flight in-studio. Former Minnesota Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about being fisted by your girlfriend.
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Originally Aired March 24, 2025: Doctor P answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Must-see mugshot hottie. Everything you wanna know about hazing going too far.
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Originally Aired March 21, 2025: Advancements in manscaping. Tattoozzz... Everything you wanna know about the most iconic best friend trios in movie and television history.
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Originally Aired March 20, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea. Boner Coffee. Everything you wanna know about gorping statues.
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Originally Aired March 19, 2025: Men hiding hobbies from their bros. I'd rather be fooled by a kiss than be kissed by a fool. Everything you wanna know about everyone's favorite backyard games!
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Originally Aired March 18, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. National Awkward Day. Everything you wanna know about selling human toes.
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Originally Aired March 17, 2025: Monkey break-ins. Stolen lap dances. Everything you wanna know about where people have gotten their asses kicked.
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Originally Aired March 14, 2025: Would you keep it if it had poop on it? Who put the pee in your hot pot? Everything you wanna know about gym orgasms.
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Originally Aired March 13, 2025: I like turtles... in my pants. These boobs are the best kind of boobs. Everything you wanna know about fighting a mascot.
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Originally Aired March 12, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Popular wedding trends. Everything you wanna know about being banned from playgrounds.
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Originally Aired March 11, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Globe of Death. Everything you wanna know about phrases your old man loved to say.
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Originally Aired March 10, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Everybody at the bar is watching your sex tape. Everything you wanna know about how picking your nose can be deadly.
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Originally Aired March 7, 2025: An OnlyFans model is trying to have sex with your grandpa. Porn horror stories. Everything you wanna know about how to ruin a date in 10 seconds.
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Originally Aired March 6, 2025: Live in-studio examination by Veterinary Doctor Andrea. The next step would be, don't EVER put your hands on a pregnant woman's food. Everything you wanna know about there being feces in the studio.
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Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws.
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Originally Aired March 4, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The crazy lady who literally let the dogs out. Everything you wanna know about that strange place you woke up at after drinking.
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Originally Aired March 3, 2025: A cheater's greatest enemy. Holding a beer for Dummies. Everything you wanna know how how ugly you really are.
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Originally Aired February 28, 2025: Funeral home that also serves the world's best noodles! Listeners tell us about the craziest arrests they witnessed in high school.
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Originally Aired February 27, 2025: Trick questions from interviewers. Sex party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about altitude boners.
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Originally Aired February 26, 2025: Drug Smuggling Wig. Here's why your server hates you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about label makers.
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Originally Aired February 25, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein and Entertainer C Willi Myles. Uber with guns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the emoji code.
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Originally Aired February 24, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Living with half a brain. Everything you've ever wanted to know about double hemorrhoids.
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Originally Aired February 21, 2025: Fetishes of America. Poop-smeared mail slots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 106mph fastballs to the nuts.
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Originally Aired February 20, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Capybara drug bust. Everything you've ever wanted to know about butterfly injections.
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Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show - Aired Friday, February 14, 2025.
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Officers Chris and Sam from the Bloomington Police Department. Vandalizing vehicles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dildo to the face. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, February 13, 2025.
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Worst Valentine's Day stories. Port-A-Potty deer blind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating firecrackers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, February 12, 2025.
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Originally Aired February 11, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Phrases that we hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Midwestern starter pack.
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Originally Aired February 10, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banana versus lobster. Everything you've ever wanted to know about washing your butt in a public pool.
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Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt.
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Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot!
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Originally Aired February 5, 2025: Volatile relationships. 10 things everybody should know how to do. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn in the park.
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Originally Aired February 4, 2025: The most cold-hearted woman on earth. Telling your friend the hard truth. Everything you wanted to know about Dana's first time skiing at 30 years old.
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Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches.
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Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park.
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Originally Aired January 30, 2025: Neurodivergent Triggering. Villain for hire. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Tom Brady trophy.
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Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping.
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Originally Aired January 28, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The cholesterol champion. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Goop.
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Originally Aired January 27, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. What listeners would rather do than watch the Super Bowl? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a 200-year-old bottle of urine.
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Originally Aired January 24, 2025: Natural selection. Dead giveaways of an only child. Everything you've ever wanted to know about timed dumps.
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Originally Aired January 23, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braces, retainers and glasses, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about bus masturbation.
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Originally Aired January 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Minnesota hockey analyst Kevin Gorg. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the prettiest b-hole.
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Originally Aired January 21, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goblins are real. Everything you've ever wanted to know about castlecore.
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Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired January 17, 2025: Vikings Pro-Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Blow witch project. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the least licked body part.
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Originally Aired January 16, 2025: Occupations that attract the weirdest people. Twerk before work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-plows.
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Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises.
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Originally Aired January 14, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things listeners are unreasonably good at. Everything you've ever wanted to know about imaginary relationships.
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Originally Aired January 13, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sober surfing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about French kissing Brad Ruiter.
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Originally Aired January 10, 2025: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Canadian Idiots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about telephobia.
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Originally Aired January 9, 2025: Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. A dog with no eyes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about earning your penis.
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Originally Aired January 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Do you carry backup underwear? Everything you've ever wanted to know about pube stencils.
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Originally Aired January 7, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Being judged for your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marrying your son's ex-fiancee.
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Originally Aired January 6, 2025: Moped Slap! Divorce Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme conflict avoidance.
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Originally Aired January 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired January 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired December 31, 2024: State Troopers Gordan Shank and Mike Lee. The Tom Brady of stealing packages. Everything you've ever wanted to know about death by Bigfoot!
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Originally Aired December 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers brother and sisterhood health questions. Top Minnesota stories of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dropping an onion.
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Originally Aired December 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired December 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired December 24, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired December 23, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired December 20, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. The Gramchowder. Everything you wanted to know about the beefcakes and housewives.
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Originally Aired December 19, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braking boners. Everything you've ever wanted to know about arresting Deez-Nuts!
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Originally Aired December 18, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Christmas traditions that can go eff themselves away. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the non-Spanish speaking Spanish Scrabble champion.
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Originally Aired December 17, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the neighborator.
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Originally Aired December 16, 2024: Human washing machine. The worst basketball team under god. Everything you've ever wanted to know about professional pillow fighting.
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Originally Aired December 13, 2024: Another edition of Who Dis?! Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about mosh pit diapers.
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Originally Aired December 12, 2024: Nude calendars for charity. What people bought as adults that they were denied as kids. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what temp to cook a human.
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Originally Aired December 11, 2024: An amazing baby-making story from a listener. A drunk Grinch. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chokeslam bam, thank you, ma'am.
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Originally Aired December 10, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Strange car laws. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drinkable mayo.
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Originally Aired December 9, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Undercover sex wrestlers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about haunted wells.
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Originally Aired December 6, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. KARE 11's Janel Klein returns in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about werewolf syndrome.
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Originally Aired December 5, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Heavy Metal Cats. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the moped glasses bandit.
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Originally Aired December 4, 2024: Hockey terms with Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. A crappy car dealer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the difference between turkey trots and footraces.
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Originally Aired December 3, 2024: Whizzinator versus double-ender. Cringe attacks versus secondhand cringing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about immculation incarceration inspection.
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Originally Aired December 2, 2024: There's a naked man in your house and he needs to use the bathroom, tanning bed turds, and everything you wanna know about peeing in the sauna.
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Originally Aired November 29, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired November 27, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired November 26, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired November 25, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired November 22, 2024: Toys-4-TaTas 2024. Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an exotic snake brothel.
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Originally Aired November 21, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. KFC for Christmas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holiday family violence.
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Originally Aired November 20, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. GladiaDORKS! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the lily pad.
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Originally Aired November 19, 2024: The return of KARE 11's Janel Klein. Significant others wiener milage? Everything you've ever wanted to know about baked bean-flavored pop-tarts.
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Originally Aired November 18, 2024: How to win free concert tickets for a year! It's okay because it's New York. Everything you've ever wanted to know about testicular terror.
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Originally Aired November 15, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Who Dis?!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the gum wall.
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Originally Aired November 14, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. North Stars nostalgia. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the hotdog girl.
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Originally Aired November 13, 2024: Former Minnesota Wild star Zach Parise. Your mom really knows how to party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pound for pound the finest morning show in town.
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Originally Aired November 12, 2024: Punching Aaron Rodgers in the face. Popular trends you may not care about. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the skillet.
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Originally Aired November 11, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Minivan made of mice. Everything you've ever wanted to know about center stall poopin'.
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Originally Aired November 8, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. What makes a man a man? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Lamar Odom's sex doll.
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Originally Aired November 7, 2024: Dr. Andrea From Gehrman Animal Hospital. Josh is an A.I. rock god. Butt fireworks. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Minneapolis Bullfrog.
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Originally Aired November 6, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. It's raining naked men. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snicker dick.
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Originally Aired November 5, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Get lei'd? Everything you've ever wanted to know about machete versus nunchakus.
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Originally Aired November 4, 2024: No new friends. The word! Everything that you've ever wanted to know about fake parades.
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Originally Aired November 1, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired October 31, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Andrew DePaola. Trick or treating Iowegian style! Everything you've ever wanted to know about car seat costumes.
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Originally Aired October 30, 2024: Waking up from a 13-year coma. Keeping dirty sexual secrets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about peeing in the sink.
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Originally Aired October 29, 2024: Actors that got their start in horror films. Halloween haterade! Everything you've ever wanted to know about mundane Halloween.
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Originally Aired October 28, 2024: Toys-4-Tatas 2024 Announcement. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your mom and Rick's Cabaret.
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Naked and Afraid Haunted House edition. Grand theft golf cart. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "voyagers". Originally aired Friday, October 25, 2024.
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Originally Aired October 24, 2024: Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Skin tag snakes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about stealing from the lord.
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Originally Aired October 23, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Everything you've ever wanted to know about office brawls.
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Originally Aired October 22, 2024: Living Dead Man. Could you pass the written driver's test? Everything you've ever wanted to know about hug time limits.
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Cockroach dinner. People pleaser? Everything you've ever wanted to know about sniffing panties. Originally aired Monday, October 21, 2024
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Originally Aired October 18, 2024: Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake.
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Originally Aired October 17, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Small hills people die on? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Halloween carstumes.
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Originally Aired October 16, 2024: What career you'd avoid even for double pay. Is this the worst batch of NFL starting quarterbacks in history? Everything you've ever wanted to know about robot bartenders.
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Originally Aired October 15, 2024: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Jesse James Dupree from Jackyl. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drunk monkeys.
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Originally Aired October 14, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banned albums. Everything you've ever wanted to know about talking vacuums.
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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Who Dis volume 7!!??! Everything you've ever wanted to know about your local sex spa. Originally aired Friday, October 11, 2024.
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Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Raccoon takeover! Everything you've ever wanted to know about how high Godzilla's nutsack is. Originally aired Thursday, October 10, 2024.
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Originally Aired October 9, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno returns for the hockey season. Near-death experience from masturbation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about where that smell is coming from.
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Originally Aired October 8, 2024: People's first scary movies. Green bubble discrimination. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating your spouse's ashes.
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Originally Aired October 7, 2024: Your mom's porn collection. Top Halloween costumes for 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating hair.
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Originally Aired October 4, 2024: Who Dis?!?!?! Lawyer Ryan Pacyga. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much time you waste on your stupid cell phone!
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Originally Aired October 3, 2024: Dare you to listen to this podcast! Sleazy sports fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacon-flavored lube.
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Originally Aired October 2, 2024: That's going to taste like a carrot! Drunken python wrestling. Everything you've ever wanted to know about breastfeeding a chimpanzee.
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Originally Aired October 1, 2024: Minnesota Twins Dick Bremer. Remembering Pete Rose and Dikembe Mutombo. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rednecks with paychecks.
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Originally Aired September 30, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Topless lawn care. Everything you've ever wanted to know about double eff boy island.
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Originally Aired September 27, 2024: Who Dis! Troopers Captain Gordon Shank and Lieutenant Mike Lee. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the going rate of a newborn baby.
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Originally Aired September 26, 2024: 93x veterinarian Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Comedian C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick and Wappel construction.
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Originally Aired September 25, 2024: The most unlucky bicycle seat in the world! Weiny roast! Everything you've ever wanted to know about road killin' it.
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Originally Aired September 24, 2024: Dick Bremer. Sharting vs. code brown. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about sandblasting the bang boat.
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Originally Aired September 23, 2024: Two guys, one cup, one Sentra. Literal craps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about D3 lacrosse.
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Originally Aired September 20, 2024: Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 169. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pee foam.
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Originally Aired September 19, 2024: Pet nups. What is a simp? Everything you've ever wanted to know about who the Detroit Tigers end their season against.
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Originally Aired September 18, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things that are better while you're drunk. Everything you've ever wanted to know about airline underwear policy.
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Originally Aired September 17, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Talking Twins with Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who needs a license to ill.
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Originally Aired September 16, 2024: Musicians that can act. Dildo massacre. Everything you've ever wanted to know about deep frying faces.
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Originally Aired September 13, 2024: Interview with Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Veterinary Dr. Andrea Johnston. Everything you've ever wanted to know about suction cup dildos.
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Originally Aired September 12, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein and comedian C Willi Myles. A surprise appearance from Zach Parise. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the wedding destroyer.
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Originally Aired September 11, 2024: Oatmeal butt! The bubble pirate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Philadelphia flasher.
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Originally Aired September 10, 2024.
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Originally Aired September 9, 2024: You've got male. Your favorite TV stars have seen you naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping mascots.
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Originally Aired September 6, 2024: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 168: Things That Threaten Your Penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cockroach throat.
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Originally Aired September 5, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about this week's airplane nightmares.
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Originally Aired September 4, 2024: Prostitution versus dating. Online purchases and scams! Everything you've ever wanted to know about scorpions scrotum stings.
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Originally Aired September 3, 2024: Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's inside the red Solo cup.
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Originally Aired September 2, 2024
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Originally Aired August 30, 2024: Our veterinary expert Dr. Andrea answers pet questions from listeners. From child star to panty sniffer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about horny dolphins.
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Originally Aired August 29, 2024: Janel Klein and C Willi Myles, a friendship broken? Who Dis!? Everything you've ever wanted to know about George Frideric Handel.
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Originally Aired August 28, 2024: Janel Klein is Minnesota's hottest bad girl. Crash course in brain surgery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Automobile-related urinary adventures.
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Originally Aired August 27, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. You wanna smoke bruh!?! Everything you've ever wanted to know about why the Green Bay Packers suck.
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Originally Aired August 26, 2024: Disgusting college living conditions. Dana's rubber nipples. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the husband calling contest.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The great pizza scam of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about python bites to the nuts. Originally aired Friday, August 23, 2024.
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Cubby's greatest fear. Can your underwear get you pregnant? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the guy who's banging your mom. Originally aired Thursday, August 22, 2024.
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Originally Aired August 21, 2024: Effin' around and finding out. Meth burgers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fur burgers.
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Originally Aired August 20, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what's in your mouth.
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Originally Aired August 19, 2024: Surveying the wreckage of the massive concert weekend. BB Gun Bayonets. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the fall 93X booze cruise.
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Originally Aired August 16, 2024: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Too plump to pump. Everything you wanted to know about Library Girl.
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Originally Aired August 15, 2024: Dumb school rules. Why are you hitting yourself? Everything you ever wanted to know about Minnesota's most badass 8-year-old.
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Originally Aired August 14, 2024: TV workplaces you'd love to work at. What fun items were stolen from a sex shop? Everything you've ever wanted to know about chess poisonings.
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Originally Aired August 13, 2024
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Originally Aired August 12, 2024
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Originally Aired August 9, 2024
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Originally Aired August 8, 2024: The yearbook baby. The underwear of a serial killer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ball stains on a car.
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Originally Aired August 7, 2024: Highspeed sandwich. Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating roadkill.
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Originally Aired August 6, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you want to know about dildo races.
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Originally Aired August 5, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A win for tiny penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an actual dumpster fire.
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Originally Aired August 2, 2024: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet health questions. Which came first the chicken? the egg? OR THE MURDER! Everything you've ever wanted to know about wank in showers.
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Originally Aired August 1, 2024: Ashley's sex paddle. Scottish Corpse Shortage. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ice cream man.
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Originally Aired July 31, 2024: New hobbies for people in their 40's. A drunken threesome car crash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme ironing.
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Originally Aired July 30, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Popular body modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the steak bandits.
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Originally Aired July 29, 2024: I want my 75 dollars! Prison justice. Everything you've ever wanted to know Urine Farmers.
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Former NHL player Zach Parise. The world's longest dog fart. Everything you ever wanted to know about turd-throwing Canadiens. Originally aired Friday, July 26, 2024.
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Originally Aired July 25, 2024: Odds are you encountered a serial killer. Dirty sex secrets of the Olympics. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft.
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Originally Aired July 25, 2024: Odds are you encountered a serial killer. Dirty sex secrets of the Olympics. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft.
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Originally Aired July 24, 2024: Angry construction workers. Expensive hobbies. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pooping in "the" blue sauna.
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Originally Aired July 23, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Famous people who tried to make it to the Olympics. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Cybertrucks.
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Originally Aired July 22, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. Barfing lions and depressed bears, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Swing-A-Thon.
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Originally Aired July 19, 2024: Who Dis Part 2. Would you know Glen Powell if you were banging him? Everything you've ever wanted to know about private dick.
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Originally Aired July 18, 2024: Feeling Blu. College Football 25 slaps. Everything you've ever wanted to know about raviolios.
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Originally Aired July 17, 2024: HEAD! Drunks can be heroes too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your second marriage will fall.
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Originally Aired July 16, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Is using an emoji in a text a must? Everything you've ever wanted to know about bug bombs.
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Originally Aired July 15, 2024: The one person who ruins everything. Fictional TV dogs. Everything you ever wanted to know about skibidi!
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Originally Aired July 12, 2024: Dad Fights 167: Retired Jerseys Edition. Pimp your mom's ride...penis modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked heroes.
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Originally Aired July 11, 2024: Ideas for newly single people. Strippers really do love you. Everything you want to know about Blow-zo the clown!
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Originally Aired July 10, 2024: The London tree humper. Doggie dinger. Everything you've ever wanted to know about poop pop.
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Originally Aired July 9, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanted to know about being swallowed alive by a massive python.
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Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. Opening beer with an alligator mouth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheesing cars. Originally aired Monday, July 8, 2024.
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Originally Aired July 5, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired July 4, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired July 3, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired July 2, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired July 1, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired June 28, 2024: Special Guests Belinda Jensen and Julie Nelson. Hurting yourself while on vacation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Brazilian herpes.
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Originally Aired June 27, 2024: Sucking tuna through a straw! Kissing crazy people. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your boss spying on you.
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Originally Aired June 26, 2024: Lying to children. Tossing Tarantulas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about naked road rage.
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Originally Aired June 25, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
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Originally Aired June 24, 2024: Nick's filth rags. Summoning Bigfoot. Everything you ever wanted to know about having sex with a seat.
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Originally Aired June 21, 2024: Josh goes bottomless. You just made the list. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hawk tuah, spit on that thing!
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Originally Aired June 20, 2024: WWE Legend Mick Foley. Bill Belichick's balls! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the split-finger and tongue gesture.
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Originally Aired June 19, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Unexpected items in your mouth. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Wappel's time in treatment.
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Originally Aired June 18, 2024: Hulk Hogan in-studio. Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about honey-flavored beatings.
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Originally Aired June 17, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. 24-hour McDonald's fantasy bet. Everything you've ever wanted to know about technology ruining your relationship.
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Originally Aired June 14, 2024: Things people keep telling you are great. Hulk Hogan has a new beer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about smuggling Spam.
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Originally Aired June 13, 2024: Breaking your penis the hard way. Birds trippin' on bugs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about homemade stink bombs.
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Originally Aired June 12, 2024: Friends with benefits. Dana's weird sex life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a nice lentil soup.
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Originally Aired June 11, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hear-pees.
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Originally Aired June 10, 2024: Summer sucks. New guy in the corner sneezing his guts out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the friend-zone.
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Originally Aired June 7, 2024: Things you've learned not to mess with. Giraffe vs. baby. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how much a baby weighs.
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Originally Aired June 6, 2024: A remote Amazon tribe finally gets porn! Pulling pranks as an identical twin. Everything you've ever wanted to know Randy Shaver in a Vegas jail cell.
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Originally Aired June 5, 2024: Comedian C. Willi Myles in-studio. The most anticipated movies of the summer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a financial dominatrix.
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Originally Aired June 4, 2024: MN Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 10-cent beer night.
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Originally Aired June 3, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Once you pop, you just can't stop. Everything you want to know about banging a dead dude's sex doll!
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Originally Aired May 31, 2024
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Originally Aired May 30, 2024
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Originally Aired May 29, 2024
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Originally Aired May 28, 2024.
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Originally Aired May 27, 2024.
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Originally Aired May 24, 2024: Welcome to Virgin Island. Naz Weed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eff off week!
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Originally Aired May 23, 2024: Your mom's sex noises. Flame Swallowing-Mariachi band fracas. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Boozo The Slut.
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Originally Aired May 22, 2024: Take a pee-ny, Leave a pee-ny! Dryer dude. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Luka Dončić's hot mom.
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Originally Aired May 21, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about mechanophilia.
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Originally Aired May 20, 2024: Dr. P answers health questions. F-U Denver! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the labia library.
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Originally Aired May 16, 2024: Wolves play-by-play man Michael Grady. Timberwolves superfan Catrell Maclin. Everything you wanted to know about Randy’s Sausages.
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Originally Aired May 16, 2024: How many years it would take to make Steph Curry's salary. Been caught stealin'. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pictures of your penis from 10 years ago....YOUR PENIS FROM 10 YEARS AGO!
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Originally Aired May 15, 2024: Delivery drivers have seen some things. Positive facts about Minnesota for depressed Timberwolves fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gas nozzles up your butt.
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Originally Aired May 14, 2024: Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer, KARE 11's Janel Klein fights a 300-pound drunk guy for $50K? Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting piped bruh?!?
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Originally Aired May 13, 2024: Pros and cons of butt-chugging. The Richard Petty of mail carriers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about camel jams.
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Dad Fights 166 'Colorado Sucks' edition. Most memorable TV moms. Everything you've ever wanted to know about YOUR MOM!!! Originally aired Friday, May 10, 2024.
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How many boners you've had in your lifetime! I saw my friend's sisters panties at a sleepover when she left them on the floor. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sexomina! Originally aired Thursday, May 9, 2024.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Boys swim naked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about catching your parents masturbating. Originally aired Wednesday, May 8, 2024.
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Originally Aired May 7, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. The best of Tom Brady's roast. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Plunger Man.
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Originally Aired May 6, 2024: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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Originally Aired May 3, 2024: Mystery celebrity guest! Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about armpit rice balls.
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Originally Aired May 2, 2024: Nude cruise 2025! Sex scenes in movies going down. Everything you've ever wanted to know about machete parties.
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Originally Aired May 1, 2024: Relationships last straws. Methheads need love too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pity sex!
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Originally Aired April 30, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cheeseball man!
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Originally Aired April 29, 2024: Beer bottle temple tragedy. What are you, rich or something? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the rally sausage.
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Originally Aired April 26, 2024: First kisses. Puss in a box! Everything you've ever wanted to know about flame-throwing robot dogs.
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Originally Aired April 25, 2024: Alligator attacks! Memories about North Stars commentator Al Shaver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your hot mom.
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Originally Aired April 24, 2024: If you're horny and you know it, clap your glands. Adult proms for adults. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "salmon sperm is the new fountain of youth" being the new fountain of youth.
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Originally Aired April 23, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. Going to prom with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh leaving for NIL money!
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Originally Aired April 22, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Teacher fight club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blowing on hemorrhoids.
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Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights.
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Originally Aired April 18, 2024: What cheaters would never cheat on? Weird things left behind in Ubers? Everything you've ever wanted to know about burning calories while larping.
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Originally Aired April 17, 2024: Horrible bosses. Robbing lost in translation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Bill Nye the Octopi!
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Originally Aired April 16, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping "too hard."
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Originally Aired April 15, 2024: The future of whacking it is here! Great lengths people went through to get laid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about luxury vibrators.
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Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars.
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Originally Aired April 11, 2024: Your significant other is gross. Weak stream. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holy orgies.
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Originally Aired April 10, 2024: Last chat with Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno for the season. Which celebrity actress can't poop alone? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Alex Rodriguez's dating history.
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Originally Aired April 9, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the great Chechnyan music ban.
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Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.
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Originally Aired April 5, 2024: Signs your significant other is trying to kill you. Nick and his FRIGGIN wife's origin story. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet rats.
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Originally Aired April 4, 2024: Zach Parise. Creative dying wishes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about biblical beatdowns.
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Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity.
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Originally Aired April 2, 2024: Legendary Broadcaster Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about leashed cats.
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Originally Aired April 1, 2024: Hollywood's greatest nude scenes. Divorce registries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating at a convenience store.
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Originally Aired March 29, 2024: Adult film star Jordan Maxx is leaving us for LA. Dad Fights 164: The State Trivia Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an air dryer up your butt.
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Originally Aired March 28, 2024: Minnesota State Troopers Gordon Shank and Jill Frankfurth. Load versus load. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft.
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Originally Aired March 27, 2024: MN Wild forward Marcus Foligno. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about HAMS Spring Break 2025.
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Originally Aired March 26, 2024: Twins broadcast legend Dick Bremer. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about skin sandals.
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Originally Aired March 25, 2024: Toupees are back in style. Weird Al college course. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best recipes for human legs.
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Originally Aired March 22, 2024: The gambling police. Dad Fights 163: Sets Of Four Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Office Goggles.
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Originally Aired March 21, 2024: Life-changing discounts. You've gotta have a fall guy! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the new anal Fiesta.
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Originally Aired March 20, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dudes smell bad. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the taco tug.
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Originally Aired March 19, 2024: Crippling fears. 11 rings and a penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porking in front of a chicken joint.
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Originally Aired March 18, 2024: Farmington Mayor Joshua Hoyt. Celebrity Worship Syndrome. Everything you've ever wanted to know about joggling.
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Originally Aired March 15, 2024: Dad Fights 162: Athletes of Irish Descent. Suggestions for Josh to turn heel turn. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Officer Turducken.
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Originally Aired March 14, 2024: Popular products that have dark origins. A Bounty(ful) robbery. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how Callery trees smell.
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Originally Aired March 13, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Unusual side gigs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Minnesota Party colleges.
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Originally Aired March 12, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Throat leeches. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacon tapeworms.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions from the Brotherhood. The best way to cook an extinct fish! Everything you've ever wanted to know about death spells.
Originally aired Monday, March 11, 2024.
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Dad Fights 161 Octogenarian Edition. It's great to be a woman. Everything you've ever wanted to know about jousting on an ostrich.
Originally aired Friday, March 8, 2024.
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Randy Shaver has a major announcement! KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. What do you miss about high school? Everything you've ever wanted to know about cereal.
Originally aired Thursday, March 7, 2024.
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Originally Aired March 6, 2024: Catching up with ESPN's Clay Matvick. Low stake conspiracy theories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about accidental vasectomies.
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Originally Aired March 5, 2024: Do you know how I know you're cool? Hobbies you love that your significant other hates. Everything you've ever wanted to know about do-it-yourself penis pocket.
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Originally Aired March 4, 2024: The best and worst do-it-yourself projects. Finding your dead grandma's dildos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about frozen human turds.
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Originally Aired March 1, 2024: British orgasms? Dog eats penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about brolics.
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Originally Aired February 29, 2024: Your grandma is a stripper. Fond Farewell To a West Virginia Hooters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about penis fights.
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Originally Aired February 28, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Feeling lucky, punk? Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting stabbed in the penis.
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Originally Aired February 27, 2024: KARE 11 reporter Janel Klein, making money using your body, everything you've ever wanted to know about hormone-based sabotage.
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Originally Aired February 26, 2024: Dr P Jesus makes a house call and answers listener health questions. The Florida Games were a massive success. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your check for $78 million.
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Originally Aired February 23, 2024: Gym Stories. Dad Fights 159: Crazy Stats Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about almond-shaped nipples.
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Originally Aired February 22, 2024: Different occupations for dog lovers, the "beaning" trend, promotions gone wrong, caught masturbating at the computer and more.
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Originally Aired February 21, 2024: The material girl Janel Klein. Starving parasites are eating their way into your brain. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your daddy, your brother, your lover, and your little boy.
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Originally Aired February 20, 2024: Gross behavior that leads to breaking up with someone. Unconventional places to have sex. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Dartgate.
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Originally Aired February 19, 2024: Your parents are HAWT AF! Rage quitting your job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a supercharged penis.
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Originally Aired February 16, 2024: Dad Fights 158: Forgotten NBA All-Stars. The founder of RentAHitman.com. Everything you've ever wanted to know about booger bone butts.
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Originally Aired February 15, 2024: Things married people miss about being single. Heavy metal lizard! Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Great California Bong Auction.
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Originally Aired February 14, 2024: Our Valentine, Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. What kills the mood during sex? Everything you've ever wanted to know about hands-free doggy style.
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Originally Aired February 13, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein is back from the Super Bowl. Bad breakup stories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blood-thirsty monkey gangs.
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Originally Aired February 12, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Barbershop revenge. Everything you've ever wanted to know about slutty teddy bears.
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Originally Aired February 9, 2024: Dad Fights 157- Big Events From 1999. Out-of-control high school house parties! Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex-related injuries.
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Originally Aired February 8, 2024: Rock acts that should perform at the Super Bowl. Deadly Chihuahua. Everything you've ever wanted to know about playing video games for 60 consecutive hours.
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Originally Aired February 7, 2024: Things you don't mind spending extra money on. German AI Brothels. Everything you've ever wanted to know about who's banging your girlfriend. The answer is...DEAN!
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Originally Aired February 6, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles in-studio. Insane jobs that used to exist. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rented sex toys.
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Originally Aired February 5, 2024: Keep the toaster on the counter or put it away?, Dos and Don'ts for men without shirts, getting caught masturbating at the computer.
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Originally Aired February 2, 2024: Minnesota Vikings Long-snapper Andrew DePaola from the Pro Bowl. Dad Fights 156: Sports & Money Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about winning a kid at the claw game.
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Originally Aired February 1, 2024: What people do when they're home alone. An adorable little girl swears in the bathroom at daycare. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Mr. Big at Fitzgerald Theater February 21st.
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Originally Aired January 31, 2024: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Listener's first boobs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about trauma dumping on Elmo.
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Originally Aired January 30, 2024: Comedian C Willi Myles. Dumb reasons to call an ambulance. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what happens in Wappel's dogpiles.
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Originally Aired January 29, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Bathroom dance parties. Everything you've ever wanted to know about rage twerking.
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Originally Aired January 26, 2024: Parent meltdowns at youth sports. Dad Fights 155: The Hall of Fame Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about divorce month.
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Originally Aired January 25, 2024: The Chicago rat hole. Mother-daughter pole dancing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a goopy Valentine's Day.
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Originally Aired January 24, 2024: KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Joe Mauer is now a first ballot Hall of Famer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about diarrhea dehydration.
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Originally Aired January 23, 2024: Backhanded compliments before and after sex. Uncle Chen, the chain-smoking Chinese marathon runner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking it up the bass.
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Originally Aired January 22, 2024: No regerts! Teachers we liked in school. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Orgasm Pope.
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Originally Aired January 19, 2024: Snorting caffeine. Joe Mauer and Joe Schmit talk about their children's book. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dead hamster stripper.
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Originally Aired January 18, 2024: Workplace scandals. Nick's new favorite audio clip! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Poopenaut Street.
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Originally Aired January 17, 2024: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Condoms served both hot and cold. Everything you've ever wanted to know about squirrel rage.
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Originally Aired January 16, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A pothole brings a man back from the dead. Everything you've ever wanted to know about twenty pairs of soiled panties.
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Originally Aired January 12, 2024: Dad Fights 154: Michigan Sucks Edition. A crazy scam you won't believe! Everything you've ever wanted to know about weed workouts.
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Originally Aired January 11, 2024: Prison pregnancy. Shark Tanks success stories. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "melk."
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Originally Aired January 10, 2024: KARE 11 reporter Janel Klein shares interesting live broadcasts. Just another dick in the wall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the world's worst ninja.
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Originally Aired January 9, 2024: Sick days rule. Most anticipated movies of 2024. Everything you've ever wanted to know about period pain simulators.
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Originally Aired January 8, 2024: Words ruined by horny people. Swimming techniques for in-store swimming. Everything you've ever wanted to know about big box store penis candles.
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Originally Aired January 5, 2024: Two-time Vikings Pro Bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 153: Athletes Who Wore #24. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the world's grossest way to cure back pain.
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Originally Aired January 4, 2024: National Trivia Day. Tick bite symptom you might not have heard of. Everything you've ever wanted to know about video game kill screens.
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Originally Aired January 3, 2024: Minnesota Wild Alternate Captain Marcus Foligno. Worst drivers in America. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Jan-U-Hairy.
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Originally Aired January 2, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Ashley's New Year's resolution? Everything you've ever wanted to know about barbed urethra scraping.
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Originally Aired January 1, 2024: Putting sausages in mailboxes, turning down a Best Man invite, and unwritten rules.
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Originally Aired December 29, 2023: Best Football Movies of All-Time; The Best, Worst and Sexiest Mascots and more.
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Originally Aired December 28, 2023: Hiring only "non-stupid people", HAMS member always sleeps naked, pizza delivery driver steals cat, and more.
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Originally Aired December 27, 2023: Sex while skydiving, sex in space, random true crime facts, woman licks everything she can find at a grocery store, and more.
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Originally Aired December 26, 2023: Destructive pets, man with eight wives, fighting over parking spaces and more.
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Originally Aired December 22, 2023: Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola and a special mystery guest! Dad Fights 152: Popular Toys Edition with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Nick's Grandma's Clam Chowder Story!
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Originally Aired December 21, 2023: Best fictional cops. When holidays take a turn for the worse. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the last things Janel Klein would be caught doing.
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Originally Aired December 20, 2023: Minnesota State Trooper Jill Frankfurth. Work is for suckers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peruvian aliens with jetpacks.
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Originally Aired December 19, 2023: Our high hopes for 2024! No honor among thieves. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Mush Push!
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Originally Aired December 18, 2023: Hungry like the wolf spider! Cruise ship catch of the day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about tongue trauma.
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Originally Aired December 15, 2023: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 151- Italian-Americans in the NFL. Everything you've ever wanted to know about beeer gina (winter vagina).
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Originally Aired December 14, 2023: Mattress actress Jordan Maxx. Banned from the beer hall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gray sweatpants season.
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Originally Aired December 13, 2023: Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno. Top Googled sexual fetishes by each state. Everything you've ever wanted to know about boffing energy drink popsicles.
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Originally Aired December 12, 2023: Comedy Legend Weird Al Yankovic. Stand up Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting shot in the testicles.
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Originally Aired December 11, 2023: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Am I wiping my butt wrong? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a topless Christmas!
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Originally Aired December 8, 2023: Pro Bowl Minnesota Vikings Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 150: Famous Nude Scenes in Movies. Everything you've ever wanted to know about tipping gondolas in Italy.
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Originally Aired December 7, 2023: Funny gag gifts. Top 25 searches of 2023. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Dana's Christmas card.
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When you were a kid, did you play spin the bottle? Man, being a dude is hard. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hot bedding. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2023.
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National Video Game Day. Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about uncomfortable situations. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 12, 2023.
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What's the most ridiculous local sports jersey you own? School reunions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Porn 101. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 11, 2023.
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First chat this season with Vikings long snapper Andrew Depaola. Dad Fights 142 Vikings season openers edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you leave your toe in Vegas, it stays in Vegas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 8, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein live in the studio. Teachers tell the stories of why they were sent to the office. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the TV drunks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 7, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A Brazilian farmer fights a Jaguar. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 30,000-foot diarrhea trails. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 6, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 5, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 4, 2023.
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Annoying topics where a hostage taker would let you go. Randy's fantasy football addiction. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blasting your face with a powerful water fountain. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 1, 2023.
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The biggest butt-plug scandal in Chess history. The grade school bus. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what percent of Wappel's friends are into feet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 31, 2023.
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Dangerous ways to impress chicks. The 30th Anniversary of Howie's Mud Bog. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a married couple doing it all wrong. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 30, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sweaty balls. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 29, 2023.
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Awkward situations. Man gets hammered...sledgehammered. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why the Minnesota Vikings suck. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 28, 2023.
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State Fair drinking game. Dad Fights 141: Minnesota Sucks Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about co-workers in love. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 25, 2023.
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Interesting ways people have been fired. Getting really pissed and throwing things. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Black Box that ROTS at the Minnesota State Fair. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 24, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Songs that have been stuck in our heads for years! Everything you've ever wanted to know about robbing your company blind. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 23, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Elaborate funeral requests with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about second-generation strippers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 22, 2023.
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Non-sex-related things all guys want. Man survives two gunshots to the skull-dini. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 93X at the State Fair. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 21, 2023.
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Best kill lines in movie history. Meeting another member of the military for Faces Of MN Military. Everything you've ever wanted to know about awesome kill lines in movie history. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 18, 2023.
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The Peruvian gold mining jetpack gang. The Nuggets of Christ compel you! Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the Going Braless Challenge. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 17, 2023.
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Underwhelming tourist attractions. What women pretend to like to appease men. Everything you wanted to know about Brad Ruiter's dog. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 16, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. The boss is always looking to screw you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about faking a heart attack. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 15, 2023.
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Odd jobs worth paying someone for. Suddenly, everywhere you look...girl turds. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex in robotaxis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 14, 2023.
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A real-life G.I. Joe. Dad Fights 140: Wisconsin Sucks Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about awkward phases. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, August 11, 2023.
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Mattress actress Jordan Maxx In-Studio. A snake and a hawk tried to kill a lady (deep breath) AT THE SAME TIME! Everything you've ever wanted to know about life after marrying your first sexual partner. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, August 10, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus' most seductive appearance ever on The Half-Assed Morning Show. What we think about during sex. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fantasy football punishments. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 9, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play guy Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using the same rag for your entire masturbator career. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 8, 2023.
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WWE Superstar Natalya In-Studio. How to eff up your own million-dollar crime spree. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Brotherhood Border Bash. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 7, 2023.
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The Barbie movie is destroying relationships. Dad Fights 139: Celebrity Weed Strains. Everything you've ever wanted to know about yoga pants and no panties. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 4, 2023.
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America's favorite TV families. The Worst injuries and scars. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ESPN The Ocho: If it's almost a sport, we've got it here! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 3, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. People who were hired and immediately fired. Everything you ever wanted to know about getting murdered by a sex doll. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 2, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. Man with two penises. Everything you've ever wanted to know about legal weed in Minnesota. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 1, 2023.
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The Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, July 31, 2023.
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Dad Fights 69+69 "Greatest Duos" edition. KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. We feature another member of the military for Faces of MN Military. Everything you've ever wanted to know heavily armed cats. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, July 28, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Masturbating with your mind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about award-winning vaginas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, July 27, 2023.
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Why summer sucks. Josh doesn't own his house anymore. Everything you've ever wanted to know about it being hotter than hell outside. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 26, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play Man Dick Bremer Returns. Most popular toys year-by-year. Everything you've ever wanted to know about panty raids. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 25, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The funniest minor league baseball team names. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ear tonguing. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 24, 2023.
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Remembering the first time we could legally drink. We're all going to get lays. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Barbenheimer. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 21, 2023.
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People confess what evil they did as a kid. A man's been sleeping for 60 years! Everything you've ever wanted to know about A.I. sex robots. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 20, 2023.
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The drunkest cities in America. (We're looking at you Wisconsin). New Toe Wrestling Champ of the World! Everything you've ever wanted to know about death hickey. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 19, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Dangerous tourist activities. Everything you've ever wanted to know about street fingers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 18, 2023.
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Man going to prison for playing music too loud. The best Tom Cruise movies ranked. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bad tattoos. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 17, 2023.
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Dad Fights 136: Home Run Leaders in Each Stadium. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bikini spiders. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 14, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. What people think is overrated about Minnesota. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dangerous penile injections. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 13, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus in-studio answering health questions. Creative Product Jingles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extracting pig semen. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 12, 2023.
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Comedian C. Willi Myles and Janel Klein in-studio. Cool perks at work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about funny dating app bio's. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 11, 2023.
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Television-related arguments couples have. Lady gets arrested at job interview. Everything you've ever wanted to know about humping an ant hill. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 10, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 7, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 6, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 5, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 3, 2023.
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Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga in-studio. Flame-throwing robot dog. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Grimace shake trend. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 30, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the awkward moments around sex. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 29, 2023.
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Summertime activities people love! Firework injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The American Gladiators. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 28, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! Bands with the most loyal fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the retail laxative effect. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 27, 2023.
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Strippers attack dads for Father's Day event. Why your neighbors hate you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about which belt to bring to sex club. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 26, 2023.
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Dad Fights 135: The All-NBA Rookie Edition. The most bizarre jobs! Everything you've ever wanted to know about your big schnoz, big schlong! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 23, 2023.
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Societal taboos that need to be ditched. Doing this improves your work life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the country with the biggest boobs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 22, 2023.
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Celebrities you could imagine being serial killers. MILF was forced to choose church or OnlyFans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about how trendy your penis is. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 21, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Pre-90's skills that are now obsolete! Everything you've ever wanted to know about what it's like to break up with Ashley. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 20, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Weird food requests at restaurants. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the world's largest kidney stone. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 19, 2023.
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Daddy issues. Girls of Rick's Cabaret (and a dude). Everything you've ever wanted to know about tree humping. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 16, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Don't pee in the pool, pee out your window! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the sexiest occupations. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 15, 2023.
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TV Shows that affect your mood. The best television game show hosts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about waking up in a coffin. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 14, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Comedian C. Willi Myles and Janel Klein in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 8-foot-tall aliens. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 13, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 12, 2023.
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Dad Fights 134 Athletes\Musicians\Musicians\Athletes Edition. Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the origins of 69.
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Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola in-studio. Curiosity gets the best of a true crime fan...and the lady she dismembered. Everything you've ever wanted to know about male fantasies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 8, 2023.
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Things people think they're good at but they're not. Why some men wear Maxi Pads. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a new shower head that gets you off. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 7, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about shirtless men. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 6, 2023.
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Announcement of HAMS summer booze cruise. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sex games. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 5, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 2, 2023
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 1, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 31, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 30, 2023.
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Dad Fights 133: Athletes Who Share a Last Name with a President. Woman keys over 400 cars. Everything you've ever wanted to know about waffle stomps. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 26, 2023.
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Jordan Parise & KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio. Remembering Tina Turner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about time travel. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 25, 2023.
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Famous brothers on National Brothers Day. Women are going to bars in their bras and panties. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sensual arm wrestling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 24, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. Naked MILF at McDonald's. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the advancements in men's underwear. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 23, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions from our listening audience. A rapper gets arrested for bragging about not getting arrested. Everything you've ever wanted to know about E-Scooters. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 22, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Dad Fights 132: Conference Finals Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about boogers on your steering wheel. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 19, 2023.
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Brands that remind people of their childhood. 82% of people admit to this shady activity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your neighbor's sex life. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 18, 2023.
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Zelda porn searches are so hot right now. Pickleball at the mall. Everything you've ever wanted to know about men who sit down to pee. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 17, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Memories of seeing your first movie in theaters. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping naked. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 16, 2023.
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Custom-fit condoms. How to make weddings less enjoyable. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pothole penises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 15, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dad Fights 131 TV Mothers edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about wet koala bears. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 12, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. The biggest, fakest penis you've ever seen! Everything you've ever wanted to know about gimp suits. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 11, 2023.
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Listeners share their weird flexes. How to make money in the shower. Everything you've ever wanted to know about knee cartilage Bolognese. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 10, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. The average person walks past this many murderers in their lifetime. Everything you've ever wanted to know about surprise toe-sucking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 9, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 8, 2023.
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The return of Chris Kluwe aka Chris Warcraft. Dad Fights 130: All Things Canadian. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calcified tapeworm eggs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 5, 2023.
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May the 4th be with you. Star Wars Day, it is. The moment you realized the person you're dating is an idiot. Everything you've ever wanted to know about urinating fruit snacks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 4, 2023.
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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. May is masturbation month. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fish semen salads. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 3, 2023.
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Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about prom tanks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 2, 2023.
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People think these celebrities look like they smell bad. What women need to stop doing according to other women. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bagged burps. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, May 1, 2023.
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Dad Fights 129 "Goalie Playoff Shutouts" Edition. The great Jerry Springer has passed. Everything you've ever wanted to know about outer space dining. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, April 28, 2023.
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How A.I. can help you with dating. Is that somebody else's erection in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Everything you've ever wanted to know about being shot in your clitoris. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 27, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx! Listeners' greatest athletic accomplishments. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hotel coffee pot turds. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 26, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about which one of your friends will kill you. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 25, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Get paid to masturbate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about butt drugs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 24, 2023.
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Dad Fights 128: The 2015 edition. How to clear a toilet with common kitchen utensils. Everything you've ever wanted to know about nut hunting. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 21, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Which fictional character would have an OnlyFans account? Everything you've ever wanted to know about 4/20. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 20, 2023.
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Warning! Today's show may make you fart your uterus out! (It really does happen). How to join the root beer club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cat ladies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 19, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pimple popping. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 18, 2023.
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A woman living alone in a cave for 500 days. Things that were cool until they got too popular? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Jenkem. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 17, 2023.
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Dad Fights 127: Famous People from Oklahoma. Ex-Spouse Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bloody cocktails. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 14, 2023.
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Common stereotypes about every state. Gruesome baseball injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about scams. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 13, 2023.
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Most attractive people we've met in person. Greatest female television characters in history. Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the worst most dangerous sex position. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 12, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Lessons you've learned on the job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about The Red Hot Chili Pooper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 11, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Flaming shopping carts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drunk dogs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 10, 2023.
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Dad Fights 126: Opening Day Line-ups. Making stupid decisions while horny. Everything you've ever wanted to know about glory holes near you. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 7, 2023.
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OnlyFans model is doing America. Bitch, don't kill my vibe...at a party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the adult diapers aisle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 6, 2023.
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Pornstar Jordan Maxx. Bizarre mating habits from the animal kingdom. Everything you've ever wanted to know about interspecies erotica. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 5, 2023.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Vince McMahon's stupid mustache. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 4, 2023.
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An inmate that is so metal! Cars keep flying into Wisconsin man's home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about praise kinks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 3, 2023.
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Dad Fights 125: Final Four Edition. Movie characters that are almost impossible to kill. Everything you've ever wanted to know about water bong. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 31, 2023.
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Dr. P answers health questions. Attention short, bald single dudes...chicks dig you! Everything you've ever wanted to know about MLB opening day. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 30, 2023.
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Scott Lambert of The Twin Cities Auto Show. The museum of failure. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hardcore wrestling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 29, 2023.
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The return of Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Most hated actors that people hate so much, they refuse to watch them. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a poop tornado. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 28, 2023.
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Josh's 48th Birthday Broadcast! Things you thought you'd never do as an adult. Everything you've ever wanted to know about car vending machines. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 27, 2023.
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Dad Fights 124: Athletes with Sweet Names. 25 best places to drink a beer. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chubby Cox. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 24, 2023.
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People who love their jobs. Monkeys versus Darwin. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the chub shrub. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 23, 2023.
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Advice for the young. How Hooters could save your life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about port-a-potty etiquette. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 22, 2023.
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Palm readings. Regina, the place that rhymes with fun. Everything you've ever wanted to know about marshmallow penises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 21, 2023.
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Smartest villains in movie history. Laundry day with Charles Barkley. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 20, 2023.
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The richest guy on the Half-Assed Morning Show: Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 123: The St. Patrick's Day Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about having sex with your shirt on. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 17, 2023.
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Details on our second radio career fire. Food-related injuries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when your daughter becomes a stripper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 16, 2023.
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THIS SHOW IS ON FIRE! (Literally! The board fried and it's a short podcast). I think of all the education that I missed but my education was not like this. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what to do when your soundboard starts on fire. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 15, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Celebrities with creepy connections to serial killers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bowling in River Falls, WI. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 14, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Remembering legendary Vikings coach Bud Grant. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a father robbing his own son at knifepoint. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 13, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Signs that you have no life. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sugar daddy and sugar mommy appreciation day. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 10, 2023.
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Things people just learned as adults. Tramp stamps are making a comeback. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your significant other's dying wish. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 9, 2023.
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The best retro arcade games. A first of its kind strip club. Everything you need to know about new Tinder dating terms. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 8, 2023.
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Over half of Americans share this terrible fear of clowns. Polar bears and soy sauce, Wappel said. Everything you've wanted to know about Chinese men in lingerie. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 7, 2023.
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Highest grossing "sports" movie of all time. A new sport that Josh & Nick are perfectly built for. Everything you've ever wanted to know about special birthday sexual fantasies. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 6, 2023.
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Dad Fights 122: Shocking Character Deaths in TV & Movies. When air-humping goes bad. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most common sexual kinks. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 3, 2023.
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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Everything you've ever wanted to know about living in a cave for 14 years. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 2, 2023.
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Landlord horror stories. What makes someone a douchebag? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best way to cook a penis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 1, 2023.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein is the perfect person. Stop-sign in Walmart parking lot causes an unreal amount of accidents. Everything you've ever wanted to know about drinking bong water. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 28, 2023.
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Dr. P answers health questions from the listening audience. The best pop culture bears in tribute to Cocaine Bear. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the all-new BJ typing machine. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 27, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 121: The Mother Nature Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about breast implants. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 24, 2023.
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The hero. Random facts that could save your life. Want bigger balls? Crack open a can of cola. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a seven-foot inflatable penis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 23, 2023.
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How confident are you that you'd survive the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Ex-girlfriends ruined a player's wedding. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a four-day work week. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 22, 2023.
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Too fat for Mario Kart. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 2000-year-old dildos. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 21, 2023.
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Balloon banger. Your penis is bigger than your grandfather's. Worst tattoo idea ever (Spoiler: it's a vagina face tattoo). The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 20, 2023.
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Monster Jam driver of Megalodon Todd LeDuc. Dad Fights 120: All About the Number Three. What people hate about porn. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 17, 2023.
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Did KARE 11's Janel Klein see a streaker? A famous actor is selling their drawers for charity. Hot coals on your little soldier's helmet. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 16, 2023.
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Trooper Gordon Shank answers questions about rules of the road. You hear that loud noise coming from the other room? It's your parents banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn star internal injuries. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 15, 2023.
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Secrets you've never told your significant other. Death diving is so hawt right now! Everything you've ever wanted to know about farting while in a relationship. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 14, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers medical questions. How two chicks got a drunk driver. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the source of Rihanna's halftime itch. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 13, 2023.
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Criminal defense attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 119: Musical Acts We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl. Everything you've ever wanted to know about cocktails being better than beer. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 10, 2023.
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Here's what happens when you hold in your poop (it's not good). Zookeepers discover first of it's kind...a monkey glory hole. Everything you need to know about weiners. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 9, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 8, 2023.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 7, 2023.
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Dream Jobs. What Loofahs on your car antenna means. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Chinese spy balloons. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 6, 2023.
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Dad Fights 118 The Hollywood Walk of Fame Edition. Blackout in the classroom! Everything you've ever wanted to know about jean thongs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, February 3, 2023.
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Curtains closed at the vagina museum. Neighbors be banging. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the latest penial enlargement procedure. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 2, 2023.
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Caught with your pants down (literally)! KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about our crippling anxieties. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 1, 2023.
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Acting duos that you may not have known hate each other. Why buy a new dildo when slightly used will do? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Josh's tire pressure issues. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 31, 2023.
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. When hide and go seek takes you 3,000 miles from home. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bacterial vaginosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 30, 2023.
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Dad Fights 117: Many Ways to Be a Winner Edition. The funniest roommate ever. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Darth Ruiter. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 27, 2023.
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The most effable brand mascots. Penis injuries are on the rise. Everything you've ever wanted to know about moms who will provide masturbation material for her son. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 26, 2023.
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The mystery of the New Zealand sausage stuffer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about "Western Core". The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 25, 2023.
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Michael Starr, lead singer of Steel Panther. Yogi has an iguana fall on his face. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why Steel Panther is better than your favorite band. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 24, 2023.
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx talks about the AVN awards. The bizarre way a man survived at sea; Nick doesn't agree with his methods. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting pwned by a fish in video games. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 23, 2023.
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Comedian Bert Kreischer. Dad Fights 116: Fictional Coaches Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Moonlite bunny ranch in Las Vegas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 20, 2023.
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The weirdest vending machine is in Denver. Hand gestures. Disadvantages of living alone. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hand gestures. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 19, 2023.
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The most hated songs of all time. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about get-rich scams in high school. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 18, 2023.
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Dr. P answers health questions from our listeners. Amazon driver loses fingertip on the job. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fistulotomy. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 17, 2023.
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Dad Fights 115 with Pro bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Friday the 13th superstitions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ROYGBIV. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 13, 2023
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New York Islanders update with New York Islanders Zach Parise of the New York Islanders. Janel Klein tells us who she thinks will most likely to get famous for doing something stupid? Everything you've ever wanted to know about tracksuits. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 12, 2023
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Real life man-wolf. How many of these retro activities have young people done? Everything you've ever wanted to know about introducing a sex doll to your mother. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 11, 2023
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Drug smuggling pigeons. Funny reasons people called 911. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ear infections. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 10, 2023
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Do you have a celebrity hall pass list? Find out Wappel's new name for his penis. Everything you've ever wanted to know about ice dams. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 9, 2023
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Our last talk with Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola before he wins. Dad Fights 114: Jersey Numbers 20 & 23 Edition for the year 2023. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what women do when they're alone in an elevator. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 6, 2023
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How men rate their own penises. Mr. Big is coming to America. Our thoughts on stuck porn. Everything you've ever wanted to know about dryer repairs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 5, 2023
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How men hurt their penises last year. Two SMOKING HOT thieves. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Tesla. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 4, 2023
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The 200 greatest singers of all-time. Jobs that'll get you laid. Everything you've ever needed to know about pegging. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 3, 2023
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First visit with Dr. P in 2023. An 88-year-old grandpa's butt evacuates a hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about semen. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 2, 2023
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 29, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired Wednesday, December 28, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired Tuesday, December 27, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 22, 2022
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The final day of Ultimate Eff-Off Week! Be horny or die young! Have a safe and Happy Holidays from the Half-Assed Morning Show! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 21, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Wasp With Weaponized Wienskis! An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 20, 2022
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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Having sex in your pickup. An interview with the couple who got caught banging in the back of a pickup. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 19, 2022
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Dad Fights 113 with special guest referee Janel Klein! Dudes day, pube day!. An interview with the first manscaper. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 16, 2022
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Interview with Minnesota Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Top porn search term in each state. An interview with the couple who invented pegging. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 15, 2022
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Dr. P answers health questions! A prostitute gets bit in the bush. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 14, 2022
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Cataloging your porn collection. Interesting takes which could ruin your Christmas movies. An interview with the couple who invented Christmas soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 13, 2022
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Thank you to everyone who donated to Toys-4-Tatas! A fart detector could save your life. An interview with a father and daughter who sell sex toys together. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 12, 2022
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Toys For TaTa's! Minnesota Vikings interview with long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 112: The Rumor Edition. An interview with the couple who have been to Toys For TaTa's every year! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 9, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx and the girls from Rick's Cabaret in-studio. The farmer's fart tax. An interview with the couple who invented fart soaking! Happy Toys For Tata's Eve! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 8, 2022
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Wappel tries to answer metal questions from Jeopardy. Gruesome holiday injuries. An interview with the couple who survived multiple genital paper cuts! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 7, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein in-studio! Nick tries to identify fruits and veggies. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 6, 2022
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Chicks dig us dudes, here's why. The deadliest toys of 2022. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 5, 2022
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Ashley's McFail. Future Pro Bowl long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 111: The World Cup Edition. An interview with the couple who said they could eat 175 McNuggets in three hours! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 2, 2022
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There's no need to argue, your parents are dumb and here's what they banned. Randy Shaver almost died during sports? An interview with the couple who invented "Beat Your D*ck December". The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 1, 2022
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Great nicknames. Company Christmas party etiquette. An interview with the couple who invented the Dutch rudder! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 30, 2022
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Favorite winter activities. The family vomit bowl. An interview with the couple who invented snowmobiling. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 29, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. A man took a bottle in the can. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, November 28, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 23, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 22, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 21, 2022
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 18, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Ten reasons why women are better than men. An interview with the couple who invented fisting. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 17, 2022
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Pooping perp placed in penitentiary. Evidence your pet wants to kill you! An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 16, 2022
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Which delivery drivers are the hottest in town? A 100-year-old man spends his birthday at the strip club. An interview with the couple who invented sex in a delivery truck. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 15, 2022
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The scariest fanbases. GWAR wants you to go eff yourself! An interview with the couple who invented cranking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 14, 2022
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Veterans day shout outs, check them out on the podcast or 93x.com! Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 109 the Veterans day edition. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 11, 2022
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Don't look now, but your penis is shrinking! 9 out of 10 men will fail this test. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 10, 2022
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Don't look now, but your penis is shrinking! 9 out of 10 men will fail this test. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 10, 2022
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All-time lies men have told women. A woman goes to extremes to please her man. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 9, 2022
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All-time lies men have told women. A woman goes to extremes to please her man. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 9, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Small hills people are willing to die on. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 8, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Small hills people are willing to die on. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 8, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Lady rugs men in a very unique and sexual way. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 7, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Lady rugs men in a very unique and sexual way. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 7, 2022
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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Rick's Cabaret sensation Cherry Bomb! An interview with the couple that invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 4, 2022
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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Rick's Cabaret sensation Cherry Bomb! An interview with the couple that invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 4, 2022
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Kids are expensive. Especially when they mess up your stuff. You may have accidentally given your mom an orgasm. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 3, 2022
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Kids are expensive. Especially when they mess up your stuff. You may have accidentally given your mom an orgasm. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 3, 2022
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Saying goodbye to Bentley. Great sports nicknames. An interview with the couple who invented soaking. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 2, 2022
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Armpit sex! Things you should stop doing at 25 years old. An interview with the couple who invented soaking! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 1, 2022
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Halloween snakes and spiders. Unexpected erotic Halloween decoration. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 31, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 28, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 27, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio. Remembering the Twins' 1991 World Series victory! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 26, 2022
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Ghost stories. Funny alternative costume names. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 25, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Fictional sports events we wish we were at. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Monday, October 24, 2022
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LIVE from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake - Originally aired Friday, October 21, 2022.
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Former WWE Superstar CJ Perry aka Lana. Watch out for falling nipples. An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Thursday, October 20, 2022.
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When your significant other makes you apologize for something stupid. Learn to fight like a Viking. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, October 19, 2022.
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 18, 2022
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Iconic Duos! The dumbest thing you did while losing your virginity. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 17, 2022
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Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 107: Former Goalies That Played for Minnesota NHL teams. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 14, 2022
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Ashley's number was written on the bathroom wall and boy I'm glad I didn't use the other stall. Shrek rave coming to the Twin Cities. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 13, 2022
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Pick one: to be taller, richer, or packing mad heat! Interesting dating scenarios (your mom!). An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 12, 2022
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Mattress actress Jordan Maxx in-studio. Dana takes his chances with a possible catfish. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 11, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Moments from Minnesota sports we wish we had on video. An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 10, 2022
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Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Dad Fights 106: MLB Nicknames. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 7, 2022
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Make sure you listen to the podcast to see if someone was murdered in your house. Facts about horror movies you may not have heard. An interview with he couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 6, 2022
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Listeners text in their greatest accomplishments. Learn which country wanks while they work! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 5, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. What is cheating and what is not according to a survey. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 4, 2022
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WWE Superstar Chad Gable in-studio. Cities that swear the most. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 3, 2022
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Motorsports living legend and stuntman Travis Pastrana! Minnesota Vikings chin-wag with Andrew DePaola from across the pond. Dad Fights 105: Shaver vs. Shaver. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 30, 2022
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Motorsports living legend and stuntman Travis Pastrana! Minnesota Vikings chin-wag with Andrew DePaola from across the pond. Dad Fights 105: Shaver vs. Shaver. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 30, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 29, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 29, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 28, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 28, 2022
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Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. The most difficult video games of all time. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 27, 2022
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Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. The most difficult video games of all time. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 27, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. College student suspended for peeing. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 26, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. College student suspended for peeing. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 26, 2022
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Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Comedian Jim Norton and Mattress actress Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 104 dangerous animals edition. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 23, 2022
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Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. Comedian Jim Norton and Mattress actress Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 104 dangerous animals edition. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 23, 2022
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Oops, all penis! You better watch out or the monkey gangs will get you! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 22, 2022
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Oops, all penis! You better watch out or the monkey gangs will get you! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 22, 2022
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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Road Rage. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 21, 2022
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Minnesota State Trooper Gordon Shank. Road Rage. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 21, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Comedian C Willi Myles in-studio. KARE 11's Janel Klein. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 20, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Comedian C Willi Myles in-studio. KARE 11's Janel Klein. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 20, 2022
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The wish we'd want granted from a genie. Suns out, wieners out. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 19, 2022
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The wish we'd want granted from a genie. Suns out, wieners out. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 19, 2022
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We made a new friend, Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola! Comedian Jim Norton, And interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 16, 2022.
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We made a new friend, Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola! Comedian Jim Norton, And interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, September 16, 2022.
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Embarrassing lack of communication amongst the morning show. Nick might have a child and that might be Ashley. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 15, 2022
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Embarrassing lack of communication amongst the morning show. Nick might have a child and that might be Ashley. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 15, 2022
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People share their picks for the all-time best album front-to-back. Life accomplishments you should have achieved before you turn 40. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 14, 2022
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People share their picks for the all-time best album front-to-back. Life accomplishments you should have achieved before you turn 40. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 14, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Dana was dumped again...friendship dumped. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Dana was dumped again...friendship dumped. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2022
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Dr. P answers health questions. Seeing your parents naked. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 12, 2022
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Dr. P answers health questions. Seeing your parents naked. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 12, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dad Fights 102: Retired NFL Numbers. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 9, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dad Fights 102: Retired NFL Numbers. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 9, 2022
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DNA test might reveal you're boning your sister and have been for a while. Deleting videogame history or data could cause a divorce or breakup. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 8, 2022
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DNA test might reveal you're boning your sister and have been for a while. Deleting videogame history or data could cause a divorce or breakup. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 8, 2022
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Unique job perks. Ashley will tattoo ANYTHING on her body! An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 7, 2022
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Unique job perks. Ashley will tattoo ANYTHING on her body! An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 7, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 6, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 6, 2022
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Dad Fights 101: The 1983 Edition. Adult Film star Jordan Maxx. An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 2, 2022
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If you're older than 25 you're too old to date this celebrity. Tales from the public bathroom. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 1, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Getting friend-zoned. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 31, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 30, 2022
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Dr. P. answers health questions from our listening audience. Man cheats with a prostitute on his honeymoon. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 29, 2022
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Dad Fights 100: State Fair Grandstand Acts. Unusual places people have had sex. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 26, 2022
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WWE Superstar Theory. Defense attorney Ryan Pacyga. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 25, 2022
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Activities some people find fun and others find miserable! Dana is single again, ladies! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 24, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play by play legend Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 23, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 22, 2022
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The season 1 finale of Dad Fights! NHRA NAPA Funny Car driver Ron Capps. An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 19, 2022
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Training crows to attack your enemies. Why Your Team Sucks: 2022 Minnesota Vikings Edition. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 18, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Talking with a passionate music fan who's been waiting outside Xcel for a week. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 17, 2022
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Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine! Minnesota Twins play-by-play guy Dick Bremer. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 16, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Your wife or girlfriend's bra size can determine if she'll cheat on you. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 15, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+29: Female Athletes Edition. We interview local legend Wally The Beer Man. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 12, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Weird requests in actors' demands. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 11, 2022
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Most popular fictional character from Minnesota is_______. The Minnesota Twins need your musical expertise. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 10, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Remembering Olivia Newton-John. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 9, 2022
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Websites people waste the most time on. Vabbing is the hot new trend. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 8, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+28: The 90's Edition. The results of Boner Count 2022. Internet fads younger generations wouldn't understand. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 5, 2022
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A woman claims her man IS a boner machine! Children's names that were ruined by pop culture. Discontinued foods the brother and sisterhood want back. An interview with the couple who invented 69.The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 4, 2022
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Remembering legendary broadcaster Vin Scully. Hot celebrities over 60. Attack of the 6-foot wieners. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 3, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Quiz tells you if you're a freak in the sheets. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 2, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sex on display at the Polish museum. Applebee's has a way to make it look like you French-kissed a chicken wing. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 1, 2022
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The return of the wanderer Jordan Parise. Dad Fights 69+27 Anchorman Edition. Seagull repeatedly kicks man's ass every day. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, July 29, 2022.
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Contestant in Miss Bum Bum contest has weight loss advice you might be interested in. Testing our grip strength (don't get cute with that). Beer-drinking animals make great politicians. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 28, 2022
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Learn the connection between Wappel's hand strength and his dad's pickle. Woman makes money blowing bubbles (bubbles is not her dog). Your ex can still hack you, be afraid...very afraid. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 27, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goodbye Choco Taco! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 26, 2022
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Actors and actresses who are hard to understand. Benefits of bad habits. Space wacks. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 25, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+26: Hall of Fames Edition. Dating tips from the experts: 3 divorcees, a guy who was a virgin for 24 years, and a p-whipped married guy. A dick pic story no one saw coming. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 22, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. If you were a burglar, what would you steal to mildly inconvenience someone? How a woman caught her boyfriend cheating and then married his dad. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 21, 2022
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New sexy fashion trend: taped bikinis. The fastest you got, and then lost a job. A woman is suing for being stood up on a first date. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 20, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. A woman gives her husband a threesome he never thought was possible. Drinking on the job. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 19, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. You're not going to believe where Def Leppard wanted you to Pour The Sugar! To beat the heat, go commando! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 18, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 69+25: No Homeruns in the Homerun Derby. Put your wiener in a vacuum...that'd really suck. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 15, 2022
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Our greatest videogame accomplishments. A new study about women's porn preferences. The child that no one wants. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 14, 2022
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 13, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Minor injuries that piss you off. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 12, 2022
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Booze Cruise recap! Just when you couldn't believe there's no poop...poop, there it is. Gadgets we don't use anymore. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 11, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 7, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 6, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 5, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+24: America's Favorite Edition. Minnesota State Patrol Lt. Gordan Shank. Beer made from poop water. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired July 1, 2022
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Summer etiquette rules, Rules of Summer etiquette. Let's find out if you're normal. You can pay a man to wake him up! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 30, 2022
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4th of July injuries. The hottest vibrator in town. Streaming for vengeance! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 29, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. What's the difference between one-night stands, booty calls, and friends with benefits? An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 28, 2022
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What to do when the toilet paper runs out in public restrooms. Woman falls in love with a... An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 27, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+23: Stadium Songs. Banana almost gets man fired at work. Come on Wisconsin, don't embarrass the Midwest. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 24, 2022
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Doctor has the balls to challenge the idea of summer penis. Nipple Mites. Revisiting a pro-athlete getting zambonied by his parents. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 23, 2022
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Today we talked about the most common and least common phobias of all time that people actually why do we keep writing these descriptions? Do people actually read them? Expert advice to accurately measure your penis. Targeted ads ruin Dana's lyfe! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 22, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. First date deal breakers. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 21, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions, including Super Gonorrhea. Soon we will be able to breathe out of our butts! Famous dads with tons of kids. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 20, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+22: Hot and Cold Streaks. If Mythbusters were horny. Signs you might have swingers in your hood. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 17, 2022
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Ashley's back on the market! Famous people losing their v-card. Company inadvertently recreates a bit from The Office. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 16, 2022
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The Half-Assed Morning Show has been banned. Drunken food adventures. Tortilla slaps are the hot new trend on TikTok. An interview with the couple who invented 69! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 15, 2022
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. "I will not eat that cat poop. I will throw it!" Naked butlers wanted. The interview with the couple who invented 69 had to be canceled, because they're too busy 69-ing. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 14, 2022
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The sweatiest movies of Hollywood's wet period. Movie theater for squirrels. Judge dodges turd! An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 13, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+6+9+6: Tom Cruise characters. Property of your mom's found in Ohio River. What's been left behind in Ubers and Lyfts. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 10, 2022
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69 Day! (Nice!) KARE 11's Janel Klein. Embarrassing situations you'd pay to get out of. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 9, 2022
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Clean and jerk with your new penis weights. When dads get really, really pissed. How to have sex at a music festival. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 8, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. And a big announcement. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 7, 2022
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Dr. P answers health questions from the Brother/Sisterhood. Season 3 of Ashley just dropped...on her face! Fart saves a dog's life. An interview with the couple who invented 69. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired June 6, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, June 3, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, June 2, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, June 1, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Tuesday, May 31, 2022.
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 30, 2022
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Remembering actor Ray Liotta. Hockey slang terms. Oh, bother...the new Winnie the Pooh is a real killer. An interview with a kid who donated a testicle to the kid from your high school with one testicle! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 27, 2022
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The best action movie stars of all time. Weirdest sex scene in movie history (insert your mom joke here). How to arouse a lady as told by women (insert second your mom joke here). An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle...who banged your mom. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 26, 2022
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Happy Birthday Pornhub! Hidden talents of some of your favorite athletes. Puberty problems. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 25, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. The best Saturday Night Live cast members. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 24, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Why men shouldn't smoke weed. Poop eating fish. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 23, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+20: Most Home Runs in a Season. How to get $6,000. Cougar vs Eagle. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 20, 2022
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Is Janel Klein an alien? Introverts vs. Extraverts. Most watched series finales. An interview with the kid from your high school who might be an alien. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 19, 2022
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Dana's about to go to the Big Easy, and it's not your mom. Funniest things that were heard in courtrooms. A woman was robbed by her son for burgers. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 18, 2022
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Actors who die the most in movies. Have you heard of the Balldo? Check it out. IT'S NUTS! Manly things that some men hate. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 17, 2022
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Sharing a toothbrush and dental dams. Lady cuts off man's nuts with a chainsaw. An interview with the kid from your high school who actually used a dental dam! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 16, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 13, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx in-studio! Josh and Nick prepping for doctor's appointments. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 12, 2022
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The most popular console videogames of all time. McDonald's menu hacks. The secret to 6-pack abs in two days. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 11, 2022
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Dick Bremer play-by-play man for the Minnesota Twins. What your car says about your personality. Greatest YouTube prank of all time. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 10, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health-related questions. Dana's quest for herpes. A duck ran a marathon. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 9, 2022
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The Hottest TV Moms. Dad Fights 69+19: Hockey Questions Edition. An interview with YOUR MOM! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 6, 2022
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Get paid to eat tacos on Cinco de Mayo! Big purchases you regret. Marijuana vending machines. An interview with the kid from your high school with uno testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 5, 2022
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Star Wars Day: May the 4th Be With You. Minnesota State Patrol's Gordon Shank! Deputy gangs and clown gangs, oh my! An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 4, 2022
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer! KARE 11's Janel Klein. The hottest celebrities over 50. Unfortunately, the kid from your high school with one testicle canceled his interview today. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 3, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx! Describing a porn title based on you. Minnesota newscaster draft. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired May 2, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+6+6+6: Good Luck Charms! The legend of Dr. Prick. Man wants to hump famous painting. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 29, 2022
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Local lawyer Ryan Pacyga tells a local hotel room horror story. It's Superhero Day and here are the most popular superheroes! Top picks for Josh's hot tub draft party. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 28, 2022
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 27, 2022
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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer. Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. People will do anything for pussy....cat. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 26, 2022
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Dr. P handles Weiner...related health questions. Tired of peeing in a shower? How about a urinal. A rollercoaster so scary someone literally crapped themselves. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 25, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+6+9+2: Memorable Athlete Endorsements. The top ten Jennifers. What we'd do if the world was about to end. An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 22, 2022
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Do you even mosh bro? The story of the boy with two penises. Sexiest cities in the world! An interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 21, 2022
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Today's POTcast features weed, pot, grass, bud and marijuana! Wappel runs a weed question hotline. What to watch or listen to while high. An interview with the stoned kid from your high school with a onie..., er, one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 20, 2022
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Dick Bremer of the Minnesota Twins. One of us sleeps naked and it's not who you're hoping. Open relationships. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 19, 2022
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Great movies where the bad guy wins. Inappropriate Easter Bunny. Sexsomnia. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 18, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+6+9+1: NBA Finals winning coaches. Chaska robotics team is headed to the World Championships. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 15, 2022
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Whales have group sex! There's always a car on fire in Coon Rapids. Happy Ex-Spouse Day. The biggest A-holes we've ever known. Kickass ways to say goodbye. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 14, 2022
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Memories of Gilbert Gottfried. Dudes are dumb, here's why. Dirty videogames coming to Nintendo. Bridge heist. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 13, 2022
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Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. We love streaming services! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 12, 2022
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Dr. P answers health questions. Cheat on your girlfriend? Get poop in your car. Maggot eyeballs. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 11, 2022
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Crack a cold one and listen to the podcast on national beer day! Stupid rules from stupid Augusta National Golf Course. The legend of Pant Jemima. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 7, 2022
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Addictions other than drugs, SNL bit comes to life, the Anti-bucket list, an interview with the kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 6, 2022
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Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer returns to the morning show. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Nightmare tinder date. The kid from your high school with one testicle. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 5, 2022
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Occupations with the highest divorce rate. Assaulted with chocolate Easter bunnies. When Beakers attack! Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 4, 2022
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 1, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Pranks we've pulled before April Fool's Day. Disgusting items that have been found at a New Jersey beach. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 31, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Getting old sux! Many people go to airports to escape their families; one guy actually lived in one. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 30, 2022
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Tattoo from the past is making a come(low)back. There's a giant on OnlyFans! Pizza-cutter. Pancake-sized pepperonis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 29, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 28, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 25, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 24, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Unique Airbnb's. Unpopular opinions of the '90s. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 23, 2022
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. The adventures of radio studio 93D. Who steals a left shoe, honestly?! Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 22, 2022
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93X Mascot Contest! Boring Jobs! Two messed-up stories from India's emergency room. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 21, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+13: NCAA Notable Alums. Stupid radio names. The Half-Assed Morning Show Bingo Card. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 18, 2022
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St. Patrick's Day drinking stories. Randy Shaver lets us behind the curtain of KARE 11 interview with former Twins manager Tom Kelly. Zip-lining kids meet sloth...at 35 miles per hour. Shamrock-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 17, 2022
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Sex in space. You can finally live in the Mushroom Kingdom. Simple tasks that take forever! Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 16, 2022
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Benefits of a small penis. People rage-quitting their jobs. Virtual girlfriend saves a marriage. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 15, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Workplace masturbation stations. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Monday, March 14, 2022
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Best places to hide your weed. Dad Fights 69+12. Baseball is back!!!! Baseball-sized areolas, NOW WITH MORE STITCHES!! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, March 11, 2022.
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KARE 11's Janel Klein. Doppelbängers. Stories about crazy exes! Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 10, 2022
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New Cat Woman Zoë Kravitz is turning heads. Golf cart DWI Stories. Sex Stats. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 9, 2022
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What showering habits say about you. Sex Ed week. A 77-year-old woman and 24-year-old man have sex on camera for money. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 8, 2022
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A big change might be coming to concerts! A funny personalized license plate pisses Ashley off. Odd way parrot mourns his owner. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 7, 2022
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Adult film star Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 69+11. Life hacks. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 4, 2022
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Public bathroom habits. The first albums we purchased. Album-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 3, 2022
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The best gas station snacks. The blind date and the stranger. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 2, 2022
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Carpenter's wood lands him the gig of a lifetime. Post nut clarity. Mardi Gras! Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 1, 2022
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Health questions. Battery Penis. Let's go to prison. Pancake sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 28, 2022
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Falling asleep at work. Panties or tan lines, the morning show investigates. Dad Fights 69+10: Celebrity Feuds Edition. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 25, 2022
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Your mullet can earn you free beer. Doctor office donkey shows. The unique reason why a woman quit her job. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 24, 2022
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 23, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein stops by. Ashley continues to scare the crap out of us. Talking with OnlyFans model from Minnesota, Allie Rae. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 22, 2022
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The Half-Assed Morning Show tries virtual reality porn for the first time. Smoking hot OnlyFans model gets an offer she can't refuse. The greatest story to come out of the Winter Olympics. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 21, 2022
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Adult entertainer Jordan Maxx teaches us about VR porn. Successful Shark Tank products. Dad Fights 69+9: Interesting Jobs Edition. Monkey fist-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 18, 2022
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The Half-Assed Morning Show is now armed. KARE 11's Janel Klein is in to have some laughs. Man puts penis in balloons. Balloon-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 17, 2022
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Trooper Shank answers Brother and Sisterhood questions. Biker gets unexpectedly taken out during race. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 16, 2022
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Cities with the most single people. Bizarre reason why the power's going out in English town. Day after Valentine's Day sale heart-shaped areolas are half off! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 15, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Don't propose to Wappel and Ashley in public. Man tricks wife to cup his balls at night. Heart-shaped areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 14, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+8 Super Bowl performers. How pizza plays a role in sex education. Illegal baby names. Pepperoni-sized Areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 11, 2022
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The 23rd anniversary of The Half-Assed Morning Show. KARE 11's Janel Klein shares her greatest accomplishments. Security guard improves museum's artwork. Wappel-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 10, 2022
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Driver of the Maximum Destruction monster truck, Tom Meents. Spider hangs out with dork for a full year. What makes for a healthy marriage? Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 9, 2022
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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 8, 2022
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Ashley's weird fetish is discussed in too much detail. What was living in a woman's truck? Gold medal-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 7, 2022
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Mattress actress Jordan Maxx. Dad Fights 69+7: the 1982 and 1989 edition. Your mom's newest tattoo. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 4, 2022
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Poop mobiles. HAMS goes down celebrity sex tape memory lane. Side effects of smoking weed; paranoia, increased heart rate, having your penis fall off, increased appetite, pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 3, 2022
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What your city is doing at an all-state kegger. Spooning your sister. Pancake-sized areolas. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 2, 2022
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Rejected license plates. Woman cat fished by someone she knew...but didn't expect. Pancake-sized areola's. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired February 1, 2022
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Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. People tell us what they hate about their bodies. Dangers of virtual reality gaming. Pancake-sized areola's. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 31, 2022
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Fetishes and kinks. Dad Fights 69+6: The Kickers Edition. Like, Wappel had to, like, not say "like" all morning. Wordly, to your mother. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 28, 2022
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Embarrassing phases with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Find out what Dana will put in his mouth for $50. Wappel vs. Ashley dork off. Infections are gone, genital piercings still remain! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 27, 2022
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Adult entertainer Jordan Maxx shares secrets of the porn industry. How to be happy at work. Find out what Hall of Famer David Ortiz had in his pants. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 26, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein tells us what is sexy on a man. Jackass 4 comes out next Friday and we talk about our favorite stunts. New sexy fashion trend for men's underwear. One day only, infected genital piercings! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 25, 2022
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Is it rare to have two vaginas? Dana thinks it is. A visit from a former masturbating co-worker. Teenager loses nipples from a dare, regrets nothing. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 24, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+5 players with four touchdowns in a playoff game. Top 10 best-selling videogames of all-time. We all have heard about our parents having sex, but to see it?! Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 21, 2022
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KARE 11's Janel Klein had an interesting request. The worst thing to happen to bald men since baldness. If you have one of these names, you're a clumsy SOB. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 20, 2022
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Things that happen in movies that never happen in real life. TikTok beauty tip you never saw cummin'. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 19, 2022
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. The best roasts by Wendy's Twitter account. Spray foam accident + penis = disaster. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 18, 2022
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Dr. P answers the Brother/Sisterhood's genital questions. Why divorce your husband when a SWAT team can help? The Swedish village of Fucke is being censored. Infected genital piercings! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 17, 2022
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Dad Fights 69+4: Great NFL players who never won MVP. A beetle that has better sex than you. Bartenders tell wild stories from the bars they worked at. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 14, 2022
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Newly engaged celebrity couple drank each other's blood! The UK thinks they can outdrink the United States. A visit from KARE 11's Janel Klein. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 13, 2022
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Sex marathon turns bloody. Dolphins enjoy sex more than we do. How to get through sex education without laughing. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 12, 2022
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Rating looks on a scale of 1 to 10. Bedroom, bathroom and champagne room. And what's the deal about a job about nothing? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 11, 2022
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Norwegian army has a unique way to cut costs. Favorite sex acts by each state. Skiers get a powerful enema while on a North Carolina chairlift. Infected genital piercings now with colored pictures! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 10, 2022
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It's Pass Gas Day! Here's fart facts! Dad Fights 69+3: The Longest Edition. Could you pose nude with your father? Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 7, 2022
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The pet owners who cheat the most. The $16,000 doggie birthday drone show. When squirrels attack! Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 6, 2022
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THE BEST SHOUTED MOVIE LINES! Two-thirds of Japanese men _______. If you wanted a jarred fart, it might be too late. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 5, 2022
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Is it possible to piss off KARE 11's Janel Klein? Rim in the New Year with Pabst Blue Ribbon! Listener's thoughts on Dry January. Infected genital piercings. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 4, 2022
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Dr. P helps the Brother and Sisterhood with health questions. What got stuck in our bodies last year? Why would an electric car need gas? (it's a fart joke). Infected genital piercings! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired January 3, 2022
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 28, 2021
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired Monday, December 27, 2021
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 23, 2021
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The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 22, 2021
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Gimme Holiday Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Officer McNasty gives a great lap dance. Holiday tipping guide. Penile Necrosis roasting on an open fire. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 21, 2021
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Dr. P helps the Brother/Sisterhood with health questions. Your Christmas tree isn't the only green this month. Animalistic sex. Penile Necrosis in a pear tree. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 20, 2021
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Favorite Christmas movie characters. HEADLINE: Butt plug goes missing...Found in butt. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Friday, December 17, 2021.
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Reminiscing about the kids shows that were good and bad. The worst places to fall asleep. Jobs teens dream about today. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 16, 2021
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Dangerous Toys! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell, Ooooh that smell, the smell of your childhood. Pornhub statistics for the year. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 15, 2021
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Gimme Headlines with Devil's Lake Lefse Champion and KARE 11 reporter Janel Klein! When radio promotions go bad. WHOOPS...Dad saw me having sex on Facebook! Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 14, 2021
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How to make your Christmas cards more interesting! Other names for the "Mile High Club". How to tell if the driver in front of you is a psychopath. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 13, 2021
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Dad Fights 69+1! The owner of Clap Cleats, Guyel Garcia, the original sex shoes! If you have a fear of penis in your food, then skip the Stupid News! SPOILER ALERT!! It has to do with a severed penis in someone's food. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, December 10, 2021.
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A surprising way to get action during the holiday season. Weird Christmas traditions from around the world. When Otters Attack! Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 9, 2021
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Your favorite sports movies. The largest weed brownie. Dudes are stupid; here are the urges they have. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 8, 2021
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. The world's funniest joke according to science. Find out where you can hug a penis. Penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 7, 2021
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Dr. P Jesus helps the Brotherhood with health questions. Doctors find WWII relic in a man's butt. You'll be SMH testing Wappel with acronyms. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 6, 2021
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The dream cars Minnesota Vikings offensive lineman Brian O'Neill wants to drive. Dad Fights 69 with adult film star Jordan Maxx. Fires, feces and fainting, what went wrong at weddings. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 3, 2021
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Things old people do that pisses off young people. 69'ing...is that still a thing? Pornstars have injuries too (but they're naked). Penile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 2, 2021
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If the movie Home Alone were real the Wet Bandits would be effed. Silent treatment is taken too far and cops were called. Pet names that are SO CUTE. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired December 1, 2021
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Gimme head...lines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. So-called celebrity selling backdoor action. Facial hair facts for the last day of No-Shave-November. Penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 30, 2021
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The good and bad of regifting. Pooping with Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich. The glowingly dumb reason why calls to the poison control center are up. The Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Monday, November 29, 2021.
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. How do you eat a chuckwagon? Man plans a funny message for his funeral. What to do with penile necrosis leftovers! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 24, 2021
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Odd jobs you never knew existed. WWE Superstar attacked at Live show. Why amateur night at a strip club was shut down. Remember to remove your penile necrosis from the freezer for Thanksgiving. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 23, 2021
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We have the new Metrodome, but what did you like about the old Metrodome? Dr. P Jesus answers listeners medical questions. A man comes back to life after being dead for 6 hours! How to make penile necrosis for Thanksgiving! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 22, 2021
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Interview with Minnesota Vikings Brian O'Neill. Do you participate in this toilet habit? All you eat buffet etiquette. Garbage movies we love! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 19, 2021
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Looking for sex? There's an app for that! Tales of instant karma. Brown Fridays are so hot right now. Penile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 18, 2021
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How to not have sex on your wedding night. Renting adult movies in hotel rooms. Drunkles and Auntaholics. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 17, 2021
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Stories of how people lost a testicle. What's been pulled out of people's butts. Bizarre celebrity rumors. Guess which celebrity has penile necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 16, 2021
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We're back live after being affected by COVID. Pete Davidson may soon give your girlfriend an orgasm. Fascinating NFL fan fight stats. What slang terms from 2021 lowkey need to go because they're too savage. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 15, 2021
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Someone on the morning show is gunning for a shoe endorsement. New 93X mascot. A new way to celebrate November is coming. Senile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 9, 2021
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Dr. P Jesus helps the Brother/Sisterhood with health questions. Tongue Twisters for National Tongue Twister Day. Annoying songs you wouldn't want to hear repeated over and over again. How to deep fry penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired November 8, 2021
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Minnesota Vikings interview with Brain O'Neill. Dad Fights 67 horror movie killers edition. Ghosthunters investigate a possible haunted building in Minneapolis. We didn't get fired, we're off next week! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Friday, October 29, 2021.
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Best Halloween experiences. Remembering the last ambulance ride. The latest stupid kids names. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, October 28, 2021
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A story of a blind quarterback will hit you in the feels. Supernatural stories. Trying to lose weight? Listen to the Stupid News...it's disgusting. Penile Necrosis: not just for men anymore. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 27, 2021
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Celebrities people would want to get high with. Would You Rather questions. Sexy Halloween costumes for men: Penile Necrosis never made the list. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 26, 2021
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Upgrades we'd make to the human body that would make our lives easier. Which horror movie character has the most kills? Man uses rats for revenge. Penile necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 25, 2021
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Dad Fights 66 Randy versus listener Andi. UK couple has interesting pre-sex meal. The morning show peeks into your genes. Penile Necrosis weekend special: 2-4-1's! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 22, 2021
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Minnesota's coolest athletes? Dana takes on a listener in movie character trivia. Police reminding parents to check kids candy for penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 21, 2021
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein! What makes someone sexy? Wappel's answer was an all-timer. How hot are you? We've got the answer! Your car's warranty is about to expire! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 20, 2021
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Dr. P Jesus fields Brother/Sisterhood health questions; there will be blood. Getting penis stuck in PVC Pipe. Can you hear me now? Good, I'm a cell phone in a stomach.
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We get to talk with our buddy Zach Parise of the New York Islanders. Locations from famous horror movies you can visit. People's whining kids and other things we pretend to like. How I died from a hard salami and a four-hour nap. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 18, 2021
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Pick 6 and interview with Minnesota Vikings Brian O'Neill. AEW Wrestler Bryan Danielson aka The American Dragon. Dad Fights 65: ALCS & NLCS MVP's. Do you even penile necrosis bro? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 15, 2021
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Things that scared people when they were little. Could you quit social media for a month to get $2,500? One member of the Morning Show couldn't. Most popular Halloween costumes for 2021. You better watch out or the Penile Necrosis will get you! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 14, 2021
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Minnesota State Trooper Lieutenant Shank answers questions about the roadways. Who's the movie line geek on the show? Fresh ideas to spice up baseball. Is it too late to buy your penile necrosis Halloween costume? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 13, 2021
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dana's previous jobs have one thing in common. Is your county one of the drunkest in the US? How to dress up as penile necrosis for Halloween. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 12, 2021
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How to make a seemingly normal situation uncomfortable. Incidents of pets embarrassing you. Spain is giving kids money to move out of their parent's house. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 11, 2021
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Three body parts Minnesota Vikings Bryan O'Neill would have bitten off. Dad Fights 64: Fictional Athletes. Here's how we can tell you're high. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 8, 2021
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We learn how many hotdogs Ashley could fit in her mouth. The most dangerous sex postition. You've heard of botox, what about brotox? Penilie Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 7, 2021
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Weird costume ideas for Halloween. Pandemic inspired new activity for men. A waterslide disaster. Penile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 6, 2021
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Our last chat of the season with Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. Another edition of Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. A list of the scariest movies of all time according to science. Yup! You guessed it...Penile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 5, 2021
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Dr. P answers the Brotherhood's health questions. A woman almost lost a butt cheek. How vinegar and shoes almost ended a relationship. Penile Necrosis? Yeah, You Wish. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 4, 2021
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Minnesota Vikings Interview With Bryan O'Neill. The Brother/Sisterhood's hilarious klutzy moments. Crying tears of stone. Penile Necrosis is back with a vengeance! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 1, 2021
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Have you ever been annoyed by something that others love? Space wieners! Minnesota is getting a new professional sports team: here's the list of names. You know what's coming...Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 30, 2021
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Something that was great that now sucks. Randy Shaver finally tells a joke...and it was good. Penile Necrosis...is back. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 29, 2021
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Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer loves Chicago! Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Now what did we find in our butts? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 28, 2021
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Advice every guy needs to hear. Find out what body part a lady can blow candles out with. It's back, penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 27, 2021
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Dad Fights #62. Vikings OT Brian O'Neill joins the program.
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You'll never guess what card Nick pulled out of his butt! One of the most bizarre medical conditions. Penile Necrosis...not quite as bizarre as the medical condition. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Thursday, September 23, 2021.
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Do you like fish sticks? And we ran out of time for Amy Lee of Evanescence... The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Wednesday, September 22, 2021.
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play guy Dick Bremer shares his favorite MLB ballparks. A surprising percentage of people are working their dream jobs. A beer that would eff you up! The return of penile necrosis! The Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Tuesday, September 21, 2021.
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Minnesota Vikings Brian O'Neill and Nick share birthday weeks! Dad Fights 61 Homerun Leaders edition. A burger with a disgusting surprise...penile necrosis is back! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 17, 2021
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TikTok prank that involves a food that disgusts Nick. A shocking surprise a man found in his mother's lawn, the best things about the 90's, and penile necrosis is back. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 16, 2021
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Funny moments from Norm Macdonald's career. What some people have managed to avoid their whole lives. Randy Shaver has a new hobby! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 15, 2021
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Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer's thoughts on robot umpires. A record-setting Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. The average age when you have the most fun. We have the results of your maternity test. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 14, 2021
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A list of the best jobs for lazy people. A guy ignored this giant red flag when starting to date this woman. Rapper surgically implants this odd item for hair. The results of your maternity test are in. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2021
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Meet the newest member of the Brother/Sisterhood, Vikings Tackle Brian O'Neill! Dad Fights 60, The Minnesota Vikings Tightend Edition. Hear how a clothesline almost ruined a marriage. We have the results of YOUR maternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 10, 2021
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Dr. P is in to help the Brother/Sisterhood with health concerns. A shocking reason why a married woman didn't have kids with her husband. Funny fantasy football names for the NFL Season Opener. We have the results of YOUR paternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 9, 2021
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Dad fights 59 the college mascot edition! You might be offending people by the way you text. We LOST the results to your paternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 3, 2021
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The Brotherhood/Sisterhood asks MN State Trooper Gordon Shank questions about the road. You'll never guess what a guy wants to have sex with. We have the results of your paternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 2, 2021
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Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Bad first date stories. People are lusting over a blimp. We have the results to YOUR paternity test....this means you! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 1, 2021
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Talking with Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Which drugs are the most addictive? Naked bike ride. We have the results of your paternity test. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 31, 2021
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Local sports moments where people lost their cool. A man and his genius plan for dating. How many beers until you get tipsy? We have the results of YOUR paternity test...THIS MEANS YOU! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 30, 2021
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