Sleep ... with Josh: Recent Episodes
Josh Yang
Welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you Sleep... um... with Josh. In every episode, comedian and host Josh Yang will read commonly overlooked pieces of literature in his trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like: the dictionary, laws, various manuals, the Terms of Services you agree to but never read, and other random boring ideas.
So if you have trouble sleeping at night, trust me, you’ll get tired of this podcast… guaranteed. So go ahead and Sleep… with Josh, tonight.
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Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Tonight, we continue our reading of Dracula, written by Bram Stoker.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on social media at @sleepwithjoshpodcast, and myself on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and get ready to picture yourself arriving at the castle of Count Dracula for the first time as you slowly drift off to sleep...
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Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Tonight, as we are now in the autumn season and the month of October, I will be reading a horror story for the rest of the month, leading up to Halloween. There is no more perfect a horror story as the famous Dracula, a 1897 gothic horror novel written by Irish author Bram Stoker.
Dracula, is an epistolary novel, the narrative is related through letters, diary entries, and newspaper articles. It has no single protagonist and opens with solicitor Jonathan Harker taking a business trip to stay at the castle of a Transylvanian nobleman, Count Dracula.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on social media at @sleepwithjoshpodcast, and myself on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and get ready to listen to the thrilling narrative of Dracula in the darkness of night as you drift off to sleep... guaranteed.
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Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Tonight, we start a new philosophical investigation into the book "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius, a collection of the private thoughts and writings of one of the greatest and most well known Roman emperor's in history. He ruled Rome from 161 - 180, the last of the rulers later known as the Five Good Emperors and the last emperor of the Pax Romana, an age of relative peace, calm, and stability for the Roman Empire lasting from 27 BC to 180 AD.
He is also very well known for being a Stoic philosopher. Stoicism is a school of Hellenistic philosophy that flourished in Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome. The Stoics believed that the practice of virtue is enough to achieve eudaimonia: a well-lived life. The Stoics identified the path to achieving it with a life spent practicing the four virtues in everyday life—wisdom, courage, temperance or moderation, and justice—as well as living in accordance with nature.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on social media at @sleepwithjoshpodcast, and myself on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and get ready to learn more about Marcus Aurelius, Stoicism, and think about the Roman Empire as you drift off to sleep... guaranteed.
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Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read boring pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep.
Tonight, we return to where this podcast began, the Canadian Copyright Act of 1921. We finally get back into learning more about copyright law, and starting the next Part in the legislation, Part 3: Infringement of Copyright and Moral Rights and Exceptions to Infringement.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on social media at @sleepwithjoshpodcast, and myself on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and learn about the rules and regulations surrounding the infringement of copyright laws, you'll fall asleep pretty soon... guaranteed.
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Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep.
Tonight, we return to Chess Fundamentals by Jose Raul Capablanca, written in 1921. Chess is still growing in popularity and maybe tonight, we'll both learn some new moves.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on all social media platforms at @sleepwithjoshpodcast, and myself @joshyangcomedy.
For all your ambient sound and white noise needs to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and imagine moving your pawn to E4, then your knight to E3, and now your bishop to C4.... as you begin with the most basic opening called the Italian Game, you'll drift off to sleep from chess theory... guaranteed.
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Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read boring material in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep.
Tonight, as students return to school in North America and around the world, we return to Webster's Unabridged Dictionary from 1913, to learn about words starting with the Letter I, a vowel that is impossibly irreplaceable in infinitely identifiable instances in iPhone itineraries... it also sounds like the word eye.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on social media at @sleepwithjoshpodcast, and myself on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and relax to illuminating intellectual ingestion of the letter I ... which will make you sleepy.... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
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Tonight, we return to Adam Smith's "An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations" or more popularly known as "The Wealth of Nations". It is most well known for introducing the concepts of free market economics which is inherently important to modern society, but also, very boring, which fits the inherent purpose, of this podcast.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on all social media @sleepwithjoshpodcast and myself @joshyangcomedy.
For all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. LINK: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and fall asleep to almost 250 year old economic theories of a Scottish guy ... guaranteed.
Good evening and we lcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Tonight, as we get closer to the end of summer in the Northern Hemisphere, there's still time to find that summer love connection before autumn arrives. To help all my listeners out in this regard, I will be reading again from The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana translated from it's original sanscrit text. I will continue Part 2 of the Kama Sutra, called "Of Sexual Union" with Chapter 2 and Chapter 3.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. Follow us on social media @sleepwithjoshpodcast and @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you focus, study, and relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. A link will be in the podcast description: Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and fall asleep to the teachings of the Kama Sutra from up to 2,400 years ago. You'll wake refreshed and satisfied ... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like the dictionary, laws, various manuals, the different terms of services that everyone agrees to but never really reads, and other random, boring ideas.
Tonight, we are more than halfway through the 33rd Olympiad in Paris, France, I thought it would be appropriate to understand just how hot it is in Paris and around the country where events are being held. I will therefore be reading the weather report for all the Olympic cities and the hosting venues for Olympic events on Monday, August 5th, 2024.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on all social media @sleepwithjoshpodcast and myself @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs to help you focus, study, or relax, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and fall asleep dreaming of hot steamy summer nights in France and dream of Olympic glory... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like the dictionary, laws, various manuals, the different terms of services that everyone agrees to but never really reads, and other random, boring ideas.
Tonight, we revisit Plato's Socratic dialogue, "The Republic". Written around 375 BC, in the cradle of western democracy, Athens, Greece, it focused on justice, the order and character of a just city-state, and the "just man". Democracy is a big focus this year around the world and especially in the United States with the upcoming election. Let's see if we can get inspired... and sleepy, listening to Plato.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on all social media @sleepwithjoshpodcast and myself @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you relax, focus, or meditate, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and fall asleep to the philosophical musings of Greek guy 2400 years ago... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like the dictionary, laws, various manuals, the different terms of services that everyone agrees to but never really reads, and other random, boring ideas.
Tonight, we return to the Anatomy of the Human Body by Henry Gray, Twentieth Edition published in 1858, and just like the television drama, Grey's Anatomy, this series will never end.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow this podcast on social media @sleepwithjoshpodcast and myself @joshyangcomedy.
For all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you relax, focus, or meditate, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and fall asleep by listening to medical knowledge from over 150 years ago... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like the dictionary, laws, various manuals, the different terms of services that everyone agrees to but never really reads, and other random, boring ideas.
Tonight, we will return to Webster's Unabridged Dictionary from 1913, with the Letter H. A letter usually seen and recognized on the side of buildings for health and medicine, or maybe on the landing pad of a helicopter. We will explore the words that begin with the letter H and probably just the ones that start with H, A.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you relax, focus, or meditate, download the free Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. Download Link
Now lie down, close your eyes, and relax to the soft sounds of the letter H... and get more and more tired from this podcast.... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am comedian Josh Yang, and every episode I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like the dictionary, laws, various manuals, the different terms of services that everyone agrees to but never really reads, and other random, boring ideas.
Tonight, we return to one of our most popular topics on the podcast, The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud. Continuing from where we last left off in Part 1, we take a look into some of the problems associated with a scientific approach to the phenomena of dreams.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on Spotify, or your podcast platform of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me on all social media platforms @joshyangcomedy.
Additionally, for all your ambient sound and white noise needs during the day to help you relax, focus, or meditate, download the Ambie White Noise app onto your PC from the Microsoft Store today! For access to over 70+ sounds and visual content, try our Ambie+ Premium subscription for free for 7 Days. Download Link
Now sit back, close your eyes, and make sure you have a journal by your bedside... because you'll start dreaming some random dreams from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back, after a long time away, to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
I am still your host and comedian Josh Yang, and as always, in every episode, I read various pieces of literature in my trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep.
I've been away for over a year now, and you know what, that's okay. Sometimes life takes you in different directions and you have to learn to adapt and grow along with it. But now I'm back, and more excited than ever. Moving forward, the Sleep with Josh podcast will release a new episode every Sunday, with the potential for more exciting plans to come.
One new exciting update to the podcast, is that we will be moving forward with a partnership with an ambient white noise and productivity app on the Microsoft Windows platform called Ambie.
Ambie is the ultimate desktop app to help you relax, focus, or meditate through white noise and ambient sounds combined with an innovative focus timer. Here's a link to download the app: Link to Ambie App
Take a look, and just maybe, you'll find a Sleep with Josh easter egg sound in the premium Ambie+ catalogue.
It's good to be back and an exciting second half of the year for the podcast. Now sit back, close your eyes, and listen as I read through the days of the year. Remember the calm, happy memories you've already made in 2024, and look forward to the new memories, yet to be made, for the rest of the year...
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
On the Eight day of Christmas, according to the Christmas carol, the Twelve Days of Christmas, there are Ten Lords a Leaping gifted, which represent the Ten Commandants in Christianity. An example of some good rules to live by, in that you should probably not steal things that don't belong to you, and please, try really hard... to not kill people. As is tradition here, at the Sleep with Josh podcast, I will now take this opportunity to read all the dates of the new year from January 1st, 2023 all the way to December 31st, 2023.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy.
Now sit back, close your eyes, and think of all the days of the year... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", on the Ninth day, Nine Ladies Dancing are gifted. What better way to celebrate than to learn how to they may dance on stage by reading "The Art of Stage Dancing" by Ned Wayburn, from 1925.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy.
Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of a stage filled with the acrobatic movements of nine ladies... and let their rhythmic movements lull you into a pleasant sleep because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
In the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", on the Eighth Day of Christmas "Eight Maids a Milking" are gifted. How do these maids determine what cows to milk? Well, do I have the perfect book for you tonight where I will read "How to Select Cows" by WILLIS P. HAZARD.
Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of walking through green pastures with grazing dairy cows, and the gentle moos that float in the air... because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. I am your host and comedian Josh Yang.
Today is the Seventh Day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day Seven Swans a Swimming are gifted. It seemed appropriate then to read the famous Danish fairy, The Ugly Duckling from Danish poet and author Hans Christian Anderson.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of a time when you were an ugly duckling only to eventually see yourself become a swan, and then you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Today is the Sixth Day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day 6 Geese a laying is given from your true love. I think it fitting then to read the classic Grimm's Fairy Tale, the Golden Goose.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and dream of the fantastical moral stories from some German dudes hundreds of years ago... and you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Today is the Fifth day of Christmas, and in the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day 5 golden rings are gifted by your true love. I will therefore read fairy tale, THE MAGIC RING FROM THE YELLOW Fairy Book, edited by Andrew Lang in 1906.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and picture golden rings dancing over you in the darkness... because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Today is the Fourth day of Christmas, and kids around the world would be enjoying their gifts if they were fortunate enough to receive any. Therefore today, I will be reading a manual called Home-made Toys for Girls and Boys by A. Neely Hall. Released in 1915, this manual taught its readers how to craft small wooden and mechanical toys at home. I will be ready from Chapter 1: Home Made Windmills.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and enjoy the Christmas gift to your nightly slumbers that is... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Today is the Third day of Christmas, and according to the Christmas Carol, the "Twelve Days of Christmas", today is the day Three French Hens are gifted. I will therefore be reading a collection of French recipes for cooking chicken from Margaret Brown's French Cookery Book from 1886.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and don't get too hungry for the thoughts of French cuisine.. because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh.
Today is the Second day of Christmas and often also known as Boxing Day. Originally, Boxing Day was a holiday in Great Britain intended to focus on giving gifts to the poor. It has since become more popularized as a day of shopping with huge sales. I will therefore read something related to Boxing Day, namely, The Adventure of the Cardboard Box by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It is one of the 56 short stories written about Sherlock Holmes.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy. Now sit back, close your eyes, and enjoy the boxing and unboxing of a Sherlock Holmes mystery... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. Did you miss me?
Tonight, is the end of the first day of Christmas and a kick off to the return of the Sleep with Josh Podcast and 12 straight days of new podcast episodes from December 25th, 2022 into the New Year until January 5th, 2023. We're coming back in a big way, so Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
We're going to start off with a reading of the classic English Christmas carol, "The Twelve Days of Christmas", which references the Twelve Days of Christmas celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. It is a classic example of a cumulative song, where the lyrics detail a series of increasingly numerous gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas from Christmas Day to the Twelfth Night on January 5th which leads to Epiphany Day, on January 6th.If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. You can follow me, Josh Yang, on all social media at joshyangcomedy.Now sit back, close your eyes, and enjoy the Christmas gift to your nightly slumbers that is... the Sleep with Josh podcast, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the Sleep... with Josh podcast. It's the podcast where you sleep.... with... Josh. It's nice to be back, it's been a while. Like everyone in the world, I was burnt out by 2021, but it's nice to start a new year sleeping... with you all again. Tonight, we kick off the end of the first month of a new year and the first day of the new Lunar New Year, with a reading of the dates of the 2022 calendar. Let's hope 2022 is better than 2021 and not a repeat of 2020... hindsight is 2020...too.
If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and tell everyone you know... that you Sleep... with Josh, because at the end of the day... the more people that Sleep... with Josh... the better. Follow me on social media, including Twitter, at joshyangcomedy. Watch my first professional comedy set for the YouTube Web Series, Fresh Rice Comedy: https://youtu.be/njlGEAMnNkA
Now sit back, close your eyes, and imagine every day go by is a day closer to the end of the pandemic, and don't forget, you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we continue reading from the classic ancient Chinese text, San Zi Jing, or Three Character Classic, in Mandarin with English translation. The Three Character Classic was written around the 13th century, and mainly attributed to Confucian scholar, Wang Ying Lin. Read and recited in couplets of three characters, the whole "poem" is under 1200 characters but represents a comprehensive overview of the main features of Confucianism. I will first read one couplet consisting of two 6 character lines in Mandarin, and then read the English translation. If you find yourself enjoying this experience please follow this podcast on your podcast player of choice and also follow me across all social media at joshyangcomedy. You can watch my first professionally produced comedy set in the YouTube Web Series, Fresh Rice Comedy Showcase: https://youtu.be/njlGEAMnNkA
Now sit back, close your eyes, and open your mind to the teachings of a 700 year old Chinese text... because you'll start dreaming in Mandarin from this podcast... guaranteed.
Welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, in honour of Asian Heritage Month around the world I would like to pay tribute to Asian cultures being celebrated during the month of May in many Western democratic nations, by highlighting the historic Academy Award winning Chinese filmmaker, Chloe Zhao for winning Best Picture and Best Director. Chloe Zhao became only the second woman and the first women of colour to win Best Director. I was inspired by Chloe's acceptance speech for Best Director when she quoted from the classic ancient Chinese text, San Zi Jing, or Three Character Classic, in Mandarin on the biggest stage of her career at this current moment in history as Anti-Asian discrimination and hate crimes have dramatically increased since the start of the global pandemic. I think it was pretty badass, so I will be reading the San Zi Jing in both Mandarin and English translation tonight in celebration.
Here is the link to my Fresh Rice Comedy Set: https://youtu.be/njlGEAMnNkA
Now sit back, close your eyes, and open your mind to the teachings of a 700 year old Chinese text... because you'll start dreaming in Mandarin from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh.
Tonight, as you dance the nocturnal ballet of sleep, odds are, you will begin the dream. Some dreams will make sense, others surreal, some you will remember, others forgotten... and maybe if you're lucky, you'll become self aware and lucid dream. What could these dreams mean? Well, your favourite Austrian neurologist and daddy of psychoanalysis has got you covered in, The Interpretation of Dreams, published in 1899 by the one and only mother lover, Sigmund Freud. Though much of Freud's work and theories have been ultimately discredited by modern psychologists, you can't help but respect the impact of the guy who first created "mommy and daddy issues".
Now sit back, close your eyes, and make sure you have a journal by your bedside... because you'll start dreaming some weird dreams from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, it is March fourteenth, the fourteenth day of the 3rd month, 3/14, which is recognized internationally as Pi Day. A day in celebration of one of the most important mathematical constants, 3.14159 non repeating or Pi, by eating dessert pie or pizza, a happy coincidence. Pi, is defined as the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. It is unique because it is an irrational number that cannot be expressed as a common fraction, but an approximation. One who's decimal representation never ends and never settles into a permanently repeating pattern. Therefore, in celebration of Pi, I will start reading the decimals of Pi until this episode reaches 31 minutes and 42 seconds. Let's see how far I get. Now sit back, close your eyes, and relax as your body digests all the pie you ate today... because you'll start dreaming numbers from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we will be revisiting Webster's Unabridged Dictionary from 1913, with the Letter G. A great letter at the front of many gargantuan words but with many meanings by itself. G, when used as a description of money, refers to one thousand dollars or a grand. It can also describe a unit of weight, for example, when used in a sentence "the street value of a g of cocaine is 96 USD". Colloquially, G, can also be a slang term for "gangster", and when calling someone an "OG", or "original gangster", it is used as a term of endearment.
So, in a hypothetical situation, you can buy 10 g's of cocaine for 1G, and make the exchange at the OG spot... which can be hard to find... or so I've heard.
Now sit back, close your eyes, and you'll be able to find your own spot to listen to some g's with this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, cryptocurrency has thrust itself to the forefront of global finance and technology with Bitcoin recently topping $58,000 USD and has become the first cryptocurrency to reach $1 trillion market capitalization. With the dramatic gains and losses of a volatile cryptocurrency marketplace, the potential of this technology has piqued my interest as well. I will therefore be reading the original white paper on Bitcoin that started the blockchain revolution back in 2008 by the elusive Satoshi Nakamoto. Now sit back, close your eyes, and you'll start dreaming of mining that sweet digital gold... from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Today, is Valentine's Day, love is in the air, and what better way to celebrate the evening... than by sleeping with Josh as I read The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana translated from it's original Sanskrit text, in seven parts. Contrary to popular belief, the Kama Sutra is not just a manual for sexual positions, it is more of a guide to the art of living well, the nature of love, finding a life partner, maintaining one's love life, and the many pleasure-oriented facilities of human life. But for now, we'll stick to the sex parts. Now sit back, close your eyes, and get ready to feel the love tonight because you'll get tired... or turned on... by this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, as we come to the end of a crazy few weeks in the stock market, where meme stonks have taken over the internet and the world financial system, the dramatic, coordinated short squeeze implemented by the subreddit, wallstreetbets, caused massive spikes in the price of stock in Gamestop, AMC, Nokia, etc. This wild speculation in the stock market made me think of the U.S. Banking Act of 1933 which was enacted in response to the stock market crash of 1929 which started on Black Thursday. The act included four provisions which separated commercial and investment banking as a way of fighting risky speculation and became referred to more commonly as the Glass-Steagall Act for the two co-sponsors, Senator Carter Glass of Virginia, and Henry B. Steagall of Alabama. I will therefore read the four main provision of the Glass Steagall act pertaining to commercial and investment banking. These provisions were officially repealed in 1999 as commercial and investment banking activity started to grow dramatically, which is argued as being one of the reasons the financial housing crisis of '08 happened. Now sit back, relax, and imagine rocketing to the moon because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, in honor of the start of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. 4 year term as President of the United States, I want to revisit Plato's Socratic dialogue, "The Republic". Written around 375 BC, in the cradle of western democracy, Athens, Greece, it focused on justice, the order and character of a just city-state, and the "just man". It's nice to think that there will now be a more just, less egotistical, and more fundamentally capable person in the White House now then that guy who was there before. Now sit back, relax, and think of a better future to come because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we return to the soothing act of gardening, and what better way to start such a meditating hobby, than to read the "Manual of Gardening" by L.H. Bailey. Second Edition, published in 1910. Sometimes it's nice to stop and smell the roses... well... how about falling asleep listening to some guy read a 100 year old manual about plotting a garden... just as poignant. Now sit back, close your eyes, and imagine yourself lying on some freshly cut grass in the middle of a garden because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, a new year means a new set of intellectual property now entering the public domain, yes, this is my life now... which is why we are returning to the OG of Sleep with Josh podcasts, the Canadian Copyright Act of 1921. I feel like these days we all need a reminder of good ol fashion... laws. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we are already over a week into the first new year with the Sleep... with Josh, and there is no better way to commemorate the beginning of this new year, than to read the calendar. All 365 days of the year 2021, every day is an opportunity, a gift, and one more day away from the dreaded year that was 2020. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll hear what day tomorrow is from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight is our last episode of 2020 (recorded prior to Dec. 31st), a year that will go down in the medical history books... so it feels appropriate to end off with another medical book, Gray's Anatomy, first published in 1858 by British anatomist and surgeon, Henry Gray. Hopefully, this episode will be so boring, it will help you forget about the year 2020. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get McDreamy from this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, is Christmas Eve, and to celebrate the holidays, I will read first, the well known Christmas poem, "A Visit from St. Nicholas" by Clement Clarke Moore, an American poet from the 1800s. The poem is more well known as The Night Before Christmas. Now sit back, relax, close your eyes, and imagine waking up to a white Christmas because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, in the dead of winter, I will be reading the weather of the capital cities in the sunny, warm, islands of the Caribbean. I'm sure we would all enjoy spending a few days on the beach to escape the quarantine lockdowns of the world right now... but the best I can do, is read you the weather there for today, December 22nd, 2020. Now sit back, relax, close your eyes, and imagine lying on a tropical beach in the Caribbean because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we will be revisiting Webster's Unabridged Dictionary from 1913, with the Letter F. Warning, listener's discretion is advised. This episode will include many F-words: long F-words, short F-words, some F-words you've heard before, and other F-words that will be new. ... You have been f**king warned. Now sit back, close your eyes, and let your body relax, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I will be embarking upon a journey into the dry, dry, topic of economics by reading well known pieces of economic theory and literature from famous economists. A good place to start is in book, The Wealth of Nations, which was published in 1776 by the Scottish economist and moral philosopher, Adam Smith. It is a fundamental piece of economic theory that introduced the concept of free-market economics. Obviously, not a perfect theory of everything economics, but for it's place in history, extremely influential, and for the purposes of this podcast... very boring.
Now sit back, relax, and open your mind to theories on free markets, division of labor and productivity, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, with the resurgence of popularity for the timeless game known as Chess, due in large part to Netflix's very popular and excellent original series, The Queen's Gambit, I've decided to start playing chess... again. But this time, I might as well take the time to actually learn it through the words of great chess players in history. One of which, Jose Raul Capablanca, wrote a book called Chess Fundamentals in 1921. Now, all I need is a functioning addiction to tranquilizers and I'll be a Grandmaster in no time. That's... how that works right?
Now sit back, relax, and start playing chess on the roof of your ceiling because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we return to the wonderful world of food and cheese with the Complete Book of Cheese by Bob Brown. Trust me, it'll be an un-brie-vable time... I apologize. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, due to the recent announcement by Instagram that they will be updating their Terms of Use agreement with their users on December 20th, 2020, I decided that now would be the appropriate time to review it. Instagram, a photo sharing app owned by Facebook, has over 1 billion active monthly users and as a platform, has spawned the careers of many social media influencers. I, am no better, and will happily offer up my soul upon the alter of mass social media clout. I'm doing this... for the gram. hashtag... blessed. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, as political tensions continue to escalate in the United States as President Trump refuses to conceded to President Elect Joe Biden, I want to revisit Plato's a Socratic dialogue, "The Republic". Written around 375 BC, in the cradle of western democracy, Athens, Greece, it focused on justice, the order and character of a just city-state, and the "just man". I feel like we can all agree, that a just man would put their country and the welfare of their fellow citizens over their pride and ego. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, since it is November 11th, in honor and respect of veterans and active armed service members on this day, Remembrance Day in Canada and other Commonwealth nations, as well as Veteran's Day in the United States, I will be reading the classic poem, "In Flander's Fields", written by Canadian Lieutenant-Colonel John McCrae during World War 1.
I will then be reading the Armistice of November 11th, 1918, which was signed between the Allied Nations and Germany at 5 am in the Forest of Compiegne and would take effect on the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of 1918. This armistice would ultimately end the First World War which took the lives of around 20 million military and civilian souls and injure or wound some 20 million more. Tonight, we remember all those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for their country and honor those who continue to do so.
Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll feel grateful for the military service of your compatriots... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we return to another episode of Gray's Anatomy, the medical human anatomy textbook first published in 1858 by British anatomist and surgeon, Henry Gray. There will be no life and death situations, there will be no love triangles, and there will be no unrealistically attractive doctors and nurses in this podcast... just me... Josh. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, as we all stress about the U.S. Presidential election results, let's take a step back and learn about the meditating act of gardening. I will continue reading the "Manual of Gardening" by L.H. Bailey. Second Edition, published in 1910. Gardening is a quiet, calming activity and requires significantly less vote count statistics and watching electoral map stress... so... relax. Now sit back, close your eyes, and forget about world politics because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, in the spirit of All Hallow's Eve festivities, I will be reading one of the most well known poems of horror from the great American writer and poet, Edgar Allen Poe., The Master of the Macabre, the Notorious EAP, the original TPOT, "That Poe Over There". Now sit back, close your eyes and steady your beating heart because you'll get tired of this podcast... forevermore. Happy Halloween.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we will be revisiting Webster's Unabridged Dictionary from 1913, with the Letter E. It will be an exciting evening of entertaining elocution of eloquent etymologies. Now sit back, close your eyes, and let your mind wander because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I shall finish reviewing the Terms of Service of YouTube, starting from where we left off last episode, the section called, Your Content and Conduct. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I shall be reviewing the Terms of Service of YouTube. According to YouTube, there are over 2 billion active monthly users and 30 million active daily users. The number of users who have actually read the Terms of Service in full is legally the same... but in reality, probably much less. After this episode, however, I can guarantee at least a few more. So sit back, close your eyes, and get comfortable because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I shall be reading the weather again. This time, for the state of California. There are currently many forest fires raging in California and along the West Coast of North America, one part due to the change in global climate but there have been several instances of fires started by human error... or human stupidity. This is therefore a reminder to not... start... fires... in dry forested areas. Thank you. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh podcast. Tonight, I will finish reading the majority Supreme Court opinion in United States v. Virginia from 1996, which was penned by the recently deceased Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Notorious RBG. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired and inspired by this episode of the podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I will continue to read the majority Supreme Court opinion in United States v. Virginia from 1996, which was penned by the recently deceased Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The Notorious RBG. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired and inspired by this episode of the podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. In honour of the recent passing of Supreme Court Justice and American feminist icon, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, affectionately called "The Notorious RBG" by her supporters and fans, myself included, I will be reading the landmark women's rights majority opinion for the Supreme Court case, United States v. Virginia from 1996, which was authored by RBG herself.
This is just one of the many influential opinions and dissents that "The Notorious RBG" penned in her 27 years on the highest court in the United States. Upon confirmation to the Supreme Court in 1993, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was only the second female judge confirmed for the bench and was revered for her fight for women's rights throughout her career. So sit back, close your eyes, and get comfortable, because you'll get tired and inspired by this episode of the podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I am excited to start a series that is as interesting as talking about the existence of life and why people do the things we do. I'm of course talking about... philosophy. Some find it boring... especially because it is boring... and confusing... which is perfect for this podcast. Our first reading will be from Plato's "The Republic", a Socratic dialogue written around 375 BC, focusing on justice, the order and character of a just city-state, and the just man. It is a foundational element of Western political theory and philosophy. Now sit back, relax, and close your eyes because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we return to another episode of Gray's Anatomy, the medical human anatomy textbook first published in 1858 by British anatomist and surgeon, Henry Gray, not... Meredith Grey. So sit back, relax, and close your eyes, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we are expanding our selection of manuals to include the meditating nature of Gardening. I will be reading the "Manual of Gardening" by L.H. Bailey. Second Edition. Published in 1910. L.H. Bailey, or Liberty Hyde Bailey, was an American horticulturalist and botanist who co-founded the American Society for Horticultural Science. Let's just say, he was a big deal, so sit back, close your eyes, and get comfortable, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, it's back to reading Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, published in 1913, this time, with the letter D. I have high expectations for this one, because as we all know, people like the D... I mean, the letter D. So sit back, close your eyes, and let me give you the D... lettered words in the dictionary. You'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we go back to the exciting world of food and cheese by reading The Complete Book of Cheese by Bob Brown. That name is definitely not made up. Don't worry, we'll still have a hell of a Gouda time. So sit back, get comfortable, and close your eyes, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we continue into Part 3 of the wildly entertaining reading of the Canadian Copyright Act of 1921. I can't contain my excitement. So sit back, close your eyes, and let your mind wander, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we finish off reading the Terms and Conditions of Apple Media Services. It's a long... dry one... so sit back, get comfortable, and close your eyes, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Today, Apple Inc. became the first company to be valued at 2 trillion dollars in market capitalization. In recognition of this achievement, I will be reviewing the Terms of Service for the Apple Store. Millions of people use Apple products, myself included, and I'm sure we all read the Terms of Service before using Apple service. But! For the very few that do not read the fine print, this episode is also for you. So sit back, close your eyes, and plug your iPhone into a charger, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. It's time for another look at the weather around the world, this time, I will be focusing on the weather forecast for August 16th, 2020 in cities and townships across Canada. So lie down, relax, and close your eyes, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed... eh.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight I am excited to introduce a new category to the Sleep... with Josh library with the field of medicine. This category will include readings of medical textbooks and procedures starting with the a pillar of medical literature, Gray's Anatomy. Not the television medical drama Grey's Anatomy, but the 20th edition of the 1858 book by British anatomist and surgeon, Henry Gray. So sit back, close your eyes, and get comfortable because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we're going back to some good ol' fashioned, soap making by reading a soap making manual from 1922. So sit back, close your eyes, and get comfortable, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, a random, boring idea I had... was to read the highly repetitive and mild insanity inducing song, 99 Bottles of Beer. Commonly used by children to pass the time on long road trips and slowly drive their parents into an early grave, I thought reading it in my monotone voice... would be... fun. So sit back, and close your eyes, because you'll get tired... and drunk... out of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. This episode, we shall continue reading the dictionary with the Letter C as in cheese, from Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, published in 1913. So sit back, close your eyes, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. It's time to start a new category of SWJ podcasts focused on cooking. There are many old cook books and books on food out there and maybe, just maybe, listening to recipes and facts about food will help you go to sleep. To start off, the Complete Book of Cheese, I went in with no expectations and was hilariously surprised. Spoiler, there are cheese poems in here. So sit back, close your eyes and get ready for a... gouda... night's rest, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. We're going back to the beginning by continuing to read the Copyright Act of Canada. We've come a long way since the beginning so thank you for listening! Now sit back, close your eyes, and let your mind wander, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, I shall be reviewing Twitter's terms of services for your sleeping pleasure. Twitter recently updated their platform to include a fact check function to address issues of political misinformation, and conspiracy theories. So now would be a good time for Twitter users to take a look at the small print. Now sit back, close your eyes, and imagine little blue Twitter birds dancing in the your mind, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. There are many idioms describing how boring something can be. One of them is "That's so boring, it's like watching paint dry". Well, I personally prefer "That's so boring, it's like listening to someone read the weather"... so... I'm going to read the weather of cities around the world. Now sit back, close your eyes, and let me tell you about what life was like in cities around the world. I feel like you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Tonight, we go back to the exciting world... of soap making... as I continue reading out of a soap making manual from 1922. Make sure you continue to wash your hands and social distance! But for now, close your eyes, lay your weary head to rest, and don't you cry no more... because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. This week, we're going back to Webster's Unabridged Dictionary from 1913, with the Letter B. So go ahead and bury your head back into your bed, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. Some of the most boring ideas are the most random, so I decided to just count sheep... to put you to sleep... for an hour. See which number you fall asleep to because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. It's the Fourth of July, an especially important date to Americans around the world, which is why this episode I will be reading the Declaration of Independence, signed on this day in 1776. Next will be the Bill of Rights which encompass the first Ten Amendments of the U.S. Constitution. So sit back, relax, and get comfortable, because you'll get tired and patriotic... of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening & welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. In celebration of July 1st, Canada Day, as a proud Canadian, I will be reading the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms from Part 1 of the Constitution Act of 1982. So sit back after the fireworks have died down, close your eyes because you'll get tired... and patriotic... of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome back to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. We're going to continue with reading the Civil Rights Act of 1964 including the very long and important Title 7, Equal Employment Opportunity. So sit back, close your eyes, and open your ears, because you'll get tired and woke... of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. In this episode, I will continue reading the Civil Rights Act of 1964 starting from Title 5 and then to the beginning of Title 7. Protests are continuing and the fight for further progress is ongoing so take a breather. Lay back, close your eyes and open your eyes because you'll get tired and woke... of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. In respect of the Black Lives Matter protests around the world, I decided to read the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964. This episode will cover Titles 1 - 4 and future episodes will cover the rest. So sit back and relax after a day of protesting for civil rights because you'll get tired... and woke... of this podcast… guaranteed.
Good evening & welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. This week, one man (Josh) will read the Terms of Services that none have bothered to read before when clicking "I Agree". The first policy to be reviewed is for Facebook Inc. Follow on Instagram, Twitter, FB, and YouTube @joshyangcomedy. Now close your eyes and relax, because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. With a global pandemic raging on, I thought the best manual to start reading... would be a soap making manual from 1922. So don't worry, close your eyes and relax, because you'll be tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the podcast where you Sleep... with Josh. This week, I will be starting our journey into Webster's Unabridged Dictionary, published in 1913, starting with the Letter A. So lay your head down and relax, because you'll be tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Good evening and welcome to the inaugural episode of the Sleep... with Josh podcast. In each episode, host and comedian Josh Yang will read dry, overlooked pieces of literature in his trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. It therefore felt appropriate to start off with the Copyright Act of Canada as this podcast will be using public domain materials. Now sit back and get comfortable because you'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed.
Welcome to the Sleep... with Josh Podcast. It's the podcast where you Sleep... um... with Josh. In every episode, comedian Josh Yang will read a commonly overlooked piece of literature in his trademark monotone voice to help you drift off to sleep. Literature like: the dictionary, laws, various manuals, Terms of Services, and other random boring ideas. You'll get tired of this podcast... guaranteed. So go ahead and Sleep... with Josh... tonight.