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Lou Reads the Internet for YOU!
I did a small VO for this game, and it just came out. You can hear me in the trailer. I did VO for the last version over a couple of years. This version only needed a little work from me, and I was happy to be asked.
Here are some of the collected VO from the 1st version of the game. Pretty big graphics update.
I randomly look at my YouTube channels now and again just to see if anyone has commented or liked anything. I hardly post these days except for the occasional Shoe Gaze band I’m seeing out or weird nonsense video I am sometimes inspired to make.
The other day I saw that familiar red bell indicating that someone has liked or commented. When I checked it, I was completely caught off guard by the post that a former Lou Reads the Internet for You listener left for me. I hope he doesn’t mind me sharing it, because it was kind of a fun and special reminder that even though when you’re making content at my level, it still gets out, and if you’re lucky, it finds an audience. Anyway, here is the comment that was posted on my YouTube channel on a completely unrelated video to the podcast.
TL’DR: Lou Reads inspired one lone fan to delve into the world of psychopharmacopeia and make it their career…
Lou I know this is on a completely unrelated video and totally completely random overall, but I want you to be able to at least get a taste of how the things you’ve done in your life have weird knock on effects that can completely shape other people’s. I listened to Lou Reads the Internet all throughout high school (2013-2017), it taught me a lot of things I wish I didn’t know and I still think of it from time to time. I was a loyal listener, but I hate to tell you I never did leave an iTunes review. Anyways, when I was 16 I listened to one of your episodes reading bluelight, erowid or some old school drug forum and at some point 1P-LSD was mentioned, in the outro you said you had some mild interest in trying it. When you said that, something in me clicked about how weird it was that something like that could just be bought. So I started looking into it myself. Not even interested in taking it, just to understand what it even did and how it was possible that it was something legal. Reading about it just confused me more and so I kept reading, reddit threads, forum posts, trip reports, there would be comparisons to other psychedelics and so I’d read about those too. I’d read and read, eventually branching out to any psychoactive I learned of, deathly and obsessively interested in all aspects. History, culture, use, abuse, preparations, whatever I was totally hooked. And of course eventually I indulged which only served to make this obsession consume my life, but not in the way that you might expect at this point in a story about this topic. Actually being first exposed to these things through the stories on the podcast made me genuinely cautious which meant I only ever started that honeymoon of experimentation after feeling I could do it safely. And I did (thankfully). These years of obsessive reading and research made me as close as you can be to educated on this topic and knowledgeable in the world of psychoactive drugs to the point of an expertise. To the point that I taught myself chemistry. At 27 I am a synthetic chemist doing research into the synthesis and production of new materials needed to make these same types of drugs (and other medicines too, but that’s not as fun to say), literally developing new methods that produce molecules never made before. My work has made it possible to make whole new groups of serotonin receptor agonists sold as chemicals not intended for human consumption of questionable purity from China. Groups of chemicals that wouldn’t be possible for people like the ones that wrote about research chemicals on that forum to ever take if you never read what they said. I’ve done very well for myself in this field and I’ve always been told that it’s due to my passion for the subject shining through. And it’s true I love chemistry. But chemistry is something I only picked up because a borderline autistic fixation with drugs necessitates it after a few years. That fixation has driven me, shaped my entire adult life, gave me my career, made me stay up late studying, and lets me do the work I love. That fixation and love all started with one old goon reading people say stupid things on the internet that I just so happened to hear as a teenager. I’m not saying you made me who I am now because you didn’t. But I am telling you that if that podcast was never made I never would have been exposed to or became interested in this topic I have somehow managed to make my life based around. Not to mention that even if eventually I had dabbled into taking substances for fun anyways, it almost certainly wouldn’t have been done nearly as safely, with as much discretion, or with the knowledge base I had in this timeline. That phenazepam episode scared me. I’m not even really trying to thank you here, I’m pretty acutely aware I put in the work because it was not at all easy. But I do want you to know that stuff you have done in your life has had a tremendous impact on at least my life, even if it was in a weird way. But that probably means it at least did a little something for some other people too. I don’t know what that means to you, but I think it should make you smile. Why? Well why not?
Literally not what I was expecting to find when I went on the internet that day. And yes, it did make me smile. Thanks to everyone who listened and continues to be horribly affected by the forbidden knowledge that was shared. And thanks to this random stranger for sharing the anecdote.
Here is the video, if you want to see a cool shoe gaze band with an unrelated comment under it.
I forgot to mention that I did another episode of The F Plus a while back. I’m a bad person for not remembering to share it. I wasn’t super happy with my performance or attitude on this episode, but I’m told it isn’t bad.
I got a few emails recently from people wanting me to re-open the T-Shirt store for a nice Lou Reads Tee. I don’t know if the original file still exists for that look but now you can get this one instead. I had my friend Dyna Moe (aka Nobody’s Sweetheart) put the sticker design on a shirt on her Tee Public shop. She’s the original artist of the look that was based on a ham-fisted design I cobbled together. We will make approximately $0 off these shirts as the commission at TeePublic is crap. So don’t buy it for me. Buy it for YOU! Support my dead podcast!
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/77238520-lou-reads-the-internet-for-you?store_id=670898
The latest episode of The F Plus I sat in on is up. It’s another episode I edited, as well. https://thefpl.us/episode/405
I’m STILL LOOKING FOR WORK…
I’ve been going to a lot of concerts. Check out some of show pictures!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C7YdeFHOTdw/?img_index=1
@loureads FEAR! Lee Ving still going strong. #punkrockbowling #lasvegas #notorietylasvegas
♬ original sound – Luis Fernandez
https://thefpl.us/episode/388
Thankful to be included in yet another episode of The F Plus. Nice to get to read the stupidity of the internet again when the opportunity arises.
I’m not sure how I forgot to add this but last year I participated in the F Plus Garbage Day and was graciously afforded my own 1 hour slot to relive the glory days of reading horrible nonsense. I can’t embed it but here it is for your easy listening pleasure.
I read some really incredibly silly things here.I THINK I have posted most of the old Lou Reads episodes on YouTube now. I should also make a torrent to be shared of all the episodes so people can just download them all in one chunk or something…
Here are some of the last videos I converted! ALL NSFW! Enjoy
CUM ON FOODBAD DRAGONFISTING & BESTIALITY!MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC WEIRDOS
Hi! Belated happy new year. As we get into February I wanted to post an update about what I’ve been up to regarding Lou Reads. I have slowly, but surely, working on moving all the original episodes to YouTube. I had been working with a plug-in for Final Cut Pro X but the last update … Continue reading "2022 Update! YouTube Project Continues Slowly plus F Plus."
Hello, everyone. If you haven’t been following on Facebook or other social media you might not be up on my latest adventures so I thought I’d take a second to update here. It has been 6 months since I recorded an episode of Lou Reads and despite a lot of encouragement from friends, fans and … Continue reading "Lou Updates:"
Hey, you know that kid from History class that never talks? His parents are out of town this weekend and he’s having a party! We should totally go and be thankful for the opportunity to party, get wasted, and then just lose our shit and ruin all his stuff to teach him a lesson. Sounds … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 190 – Tales of Wild Parties from Reddit"
Oh, hello. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? As you may have read on the Lou Reads Facebook page I haven’t felt very inspired to record anything for a while. I started and stopped several episodes on drugs and one about some kind of porn-related thing but it all felt kind of done. Well, I … Continue reading "Lou Reads 189 – Biblical Gender Roles and How to Follow them!"
According to Medical News Today, “As much as 45 percent of men believe they have a small penis.” Certainly, there are a lot of factors to this low self-opinion. While I’m not going to offer a solid argument on all the reasons I think it’s safe to say that pornography featuring an over-indexing of massive … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 188 – The Forums Measurection.com"
I don’t remember a lot from High School but what I do recall is mainly the dumb shit my friends and fellow classmates got into. Most of my stories from High School revolve around drinking too much and doing graffiti (separately). A kid did bring a gun to school but he was just showing off, … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 187 – NSFW Stories from High School"
Have you ever had this conversation? “Look, it’s my first time going to get a “massage” and I’m not sure how to make sure my “massage” ends in a “happy ending.” I mean, if it just ends in just getting my body relaxed with a real “massage” I guess that would be okay, too… but … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 186 – Rub Maps – Happy Ending Advice"
It wasn’t so long ago that DVD’s were the awesome collectables. Now, of course DVD’s are taking up space in your home because we all just stream everything. This month’s forum is all about people who hang out the AdultDVDTalk Forums. It’s a fairly active forum with threads that sometimes run for over a decade. … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 185 – Adult DVD Forums"
Everyone has problems with their friends and family. But sometimes it can be too complicated to actual confront them with these problems. Why? Well, maybe because if you did your friend might shoot you! Or maybe your family might also shoot you! Or, you know, maybe they’d just kind of think you’re a jerk or … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 184 – Complaining About Friends on The Internet from Something Awful."
Well, something happened last time and the audio file disappeared from the post… ANYWAY, Craigslist is an anomaly on the internet. While some minor tweaking and tinkering has gone on, it remains basically the same ugly-but-useful website that was it was when it first appeared in 1995. Over the years someone, I don’t know who, … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 183 – The Best of Craigslist –"
Greetings, friends and those interested in the more obscure parts of the internet. This months episode is a visit to the fabulously spam-destroyed pages of Artpit-Fetish.com. This site was once the home of a small number of folks that really liked armpits more than most people (if people think about armpits at all.) Now, sadly, the … Continue reading "Lou Reads 182 – Deep in the Pits of Armpit-Fetish.com"
Are you feeling the protrusion yet? Please enjoy this episode about milking your prostate. If you don’t know how to milk your prostate by the end of this episode then you just aren’t trying very hard…
As a married man who hates breasts I could not get down with this forum. I mean, who likes breasts? Especially breasts full of milk that are being shared with lots of grown dudes and ladies looking for some kind of Adult Nursing Relationship? Oh right, the people who used to hang out at Spicy … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 181 – The Spicy Talk Forums"
I think we can all agree that everyone loves that feeling when you go to try on some clothes and realize that we’ve gotten too fat to fit into then. I think “super proud, content and certain that we’re living our best life” is probably the best way to describe that universal feeling that we … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 180: Do you have the stomach to endure the Big Guts Forum?"
What happens to us when we die? What happens to us before we are born? Somehow the people at this forum know, with certainty, that everything is going to be alright. Especially after you die. This is truly amazing considering I can barely figure out what is happening to me right now, this very second! … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 179 – The Visit Beyond the Vail of Afterlife Forums"
Hey, I know that drug laws are lame and whatever, but what if I told you that you could get super high… legally! What if I told you that there was this drug that was pretty much like marijuana but was totally legal. What if I told you that you’ll have no idea what the … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 178 – The Joys of Smoking Spice and K2 from Erowid!"
Hey, I know we just has sex and that I paid you for that sex because you’re an escort. But, I really feel that in this 10 minute encounter that we’ve bonded and I’d really like to see you again. And, also have sex with you again for money. But, maybe you’ll kind of be … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep177 Tales of Escorts First Clients from Reddit"
What’s that now? You want me to share some of my darkest secrets with the internet? Well, gee… I mean, I’ve seen and done some terrible things in my life but I’m not sure I want to post them on THE INTERNET… Oh, you think I should make a throwaway account in order to freely … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep176 – Dark Secrets Shared from Reddit"
You know that feeling you get when the world is telling you that you should take anti-psychotic medicine to deal with the invisible parasites you’re being plagued by? And you know the feeling you get when you tell the doctors you don’t want to take the medicine because it will just make the parasites sleepy … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep175: The parasite infested forums of The Cure Zone"
Have you considered marrying a man who you’ve only known through a pen pal connection? In this age of swiping right or left to instantly connect with someone, you can still find some people who are meeting people like it’s 1980 or something! Prison Talk is a forum for the loved ones of people who … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 174 – The Forums of Prison Talk"
I’m not doing myself any favors by reading from the forums of Solo Suck. I knew it would be tough to read and yet, I persisted. Just like Elizabeth Warren! Except instead of standing up to the GOP I stood up to my own stomach and challenged it with some seriously nauseating content. Now, like … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep173 – SOLO SUCK FORUMS"
Hey can you help me with the clasp on this thing? I was so easy to undo when it was on a lady. Seriously, I was a one-hand, no-look, two-finger bra-undo-er. But now that it’s on my body I’m having a hell of a time getting this bra off! Luckily the fellas over at Men … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 172 – Men Wear Bras – A Support Forum"
Here it is! The not so long, but still long awaited part two & conclusion to the harrowing novel The Human Santapede!.” I hope you enjoy finishing off this particularly silly bit of reading. I must admit that although a lot of the book was really dumb & trite, by the end I found myself … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 171 – The Human Santapede – Part 2"
Hey there! I was just thinking about you! Oh, I was just thinking that you should come over, have a couple of drinks and then, I don’t know, take off your clothes and wrestle me to see who gives who a blowjob. You know, just normal guy stuff. Where’d I learn about this? Oh, MeetFighters.com … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 170 – Meet Fighters: A One Stop Shop for Boxing, Wrestling & Boner Lovers"
Happy holidays! It’s taken forever but just two days ago I did a stream of myself reading from The Human Santapede on Twitch. I made it all the way to chapter 16 before I tapped out. So please enjoy this stupid reading I did! I just finished recording the second half of the book tonight … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 169 – The Human Santapede – Part 1"
Hey everyone, sorry this episode took so long. I’ve been too busy plugging all these Chinese research chems day & night to record. And while I am high as a kite these drugs appear to have removed my ability to read & write (I’m dictating this and hoping it’s carrot cake, rivets!). Anyway, I hope … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep168 More Trip Reports from the Forums of Bluelight.Org"
Hey folks, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve started a short run campaign at Bonfire.com. If you’ve been itching to get into a non-itchy Lou Reads related shirt, then now is the time. CLICK HERE TO BE TAKEN TO THE SHIRTS! This is a limited time run for these shirts and if … Continue reading "Lou Reads T-Shirts Available for a Limited Time!"
Oh boy, did I see someone with a case today! She was walking down the street and I could see her hiccuping and grabbing at her throat. It was so hot! Then I realized she was actually choking on some food that went down the wrong pipe. That was kind of disappointing so I just … Continue reading "Lou Reads posts from Hiccup Forum"
Hey guys, I know this is weird but when I come across weird websites on the internet I have this compulsion to share them with strangers in podcast form… Is it normal to do that? No? Oh well… This month’s episode is all about asking the Internet to validate your weird behavior. Do you have … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep166: Is It Normal? If You Have to Ask…."
So… I just wanted you to know that when we broke up I kind of went a little crazy. I was pretty upset and I decided that since we’re soulmates and fated to be together I would speed up our eventual reconciliation by paying real money for a love spell to bring you back to … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep165 – I Put a Love Spell on YOU! Because You’re Mine! Thanks, Ashra.Net"
Fetlife, short for “Fetish Life” (I’m assuming), is an online forum for kinksters of all varieties. If you’re vanilla (aka a normal sex person) then you probably don’t want to go there. However, if you’re into something… unusual… or just plain fucked up sexual weirdness, this is place for you! While I enjoy reading from … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep164 – Return to FetLife Mountain: The Destroyed Pussy Adventure."
So, here we are once again. Why do I keep coming back to the world of Men’s Rights & Pick Up Artists? Is it because their worldview, which they seem to insist is right by sheer will, is so incredibly negative and yet self-assured that it boggles the mind. I’m sure these guys would see … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep163 – Men Come First in the SubReddit of The Red Pill"
Hey guys & gals. I’m ashamed to ask you about this but… if I put my pee pee in a girls woo woo, can she get hypnotized by my sperms? She can? Wow, thanks internet. You saved me some grief! So this months episode is a trip into the forums of sexinfo101.com. It’s the typical … Continue reading "Lou Reads – Ep 162 The Forums of SexInfo101.Com"
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard Podcast Episode 161 with service from your listening device to your ears. We are currently third in line for take-off and are expected to be in your ears for approximately 39 minutes. We ask that you please fasten your seatbelts at this time and secure all personal baggage underneath your … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep161: Tales of Stupidity in Airplanes"
Oh man, I can feel it. It’s almost there! Just a few more squeezes and I’ll get my reward. A reward of oil, dirt & bacteria. Maybe, if I’m lucky, I’ll get some pus! Maybe some of those nice blackhead rods that come out on a Biore strip. I just wish I all this blood … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep160: The Scabby Forums of Skin Pick"
Hewoe. I’m a witty, bitty baby. Won’t you put a bwutt pwug in my bum bum? Fank-oo berry much. Me wuv oo… Ok… So… Adult babies meets humilation fetish in a meeting of the oddness. This fits into the Alex Shaw, from School of Movies, fetish danger scale firmly in the “Weird but not harming … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ep159 – The Sissy Babies of Sissy Kiss"
This podcast is an obvious tool of the MSM (mainstream media) to help perpetrate a fraud on the people of the Earth. I mean, you can hear that the “human” who is reading these posts is clearly either an A.I. approximation of a human designed to trick normals or an MK-Ultra brainwashed dupe. I feel … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep158 Conspiracy Madness from the Let’s Roll Forums"
Prostitutes, who doesn’t love them? I mean, who doesn’t love them as long as they give a full & real Girlfriend Experience and don’t try to rip me off and look at me while we’re fucking! How am I supposed to fool myself into thinking you are enjoying this if you won’t look at me? … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep157 Canadian Escort Reviews"
DRUGS! WHOO! LET US CONSUME THEM IN MANY DIFFERENT MANNERS! This time around I’m reading from the forums of Drugs and Users. This is a forum that rose from the ashes of the Opiophile forum. You may recall I did a couple of readings from that site before it closed. Far too many people start … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep156 – Tales from the Forums of Drugs And Users"
What up, my fellow CAC‘s? Listen, I don’t care if you get down with the local thots or you on that PAWG tip. All I care is that you listening to this episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! This episode is all about a forum known as The Coli. The Coli is a … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 155 – The Forums of The Coli"
Thank the bearded skyman that I haven’t had to deal with the humiliations of the online dating scene. Knowing how terrible I was at dating in general as a young adult it withers the soul to think of putting myself through that now. Luckily for me these fine people are online dating and talking about … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep154 – The Forums of Plenty of Fish"
What up, fam? WHOOP WHOOP! I got mad love my for ninjas! Or rather that is what I might say if I were a Juggalo. I am not but the people at the forums of FaygoLuvers.net most certainly are. Join me as I read a bunch of random threads of Juggalos and Juggalettes sharing their … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep153 – Juggalo Discussions from Faygoluvers.net"
I remember when I was a growing up as a kid there were two distinct periods when alien encounters & alien abduction were all the rage. There were shows in the 70’s like “Project Blue Book” and the classic “Alien Autopsy” film that was all the rage in the 90’s. My whole life I was … Continue reading "Lou Reads Episode 152 – Alien Abduction Forums"
What’s the matter? You look like you came down with a case of fin rot! Come on you can share your feelings with me. Catfish got your tongue? Ok, well you don’t have to tell me what your deal is but if you feel like talking about it I recommend checking out the forums of … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep151 – Mermaid Talk from the MerNetwork"
Ok, I admit I meant to push you off that cliff but I really didn’t mean for you to get THAT hurt. I guess in hindsight it should have been more obvious that a 300 foot drop may have resulted in multiple contusions. Again, my bad. But look at it this way. In 30 years, … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 150 – Tales of Sibling Injuries"
Look, we’re all a little racist, right? We all dabble in little stereotypes we think are based in reality. You know, like all Puerto Ricans are carrying at least 2 knives at all times or black people don’t tip or that filipino people’s livers can be used to cure AIDS. I’m sure we’ve all said … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep149. The Horrible Racism of ShitSkin.com"
Hey, it happens to everyone, right? You get in the shower, you realize you need to poop. Now you have a choice, get out and have a weird wet poop on the toilet or just have a sensical dump right there in the shower. Oh… that doesn’t happen to everyone? Uh… yeah.. me neither. This … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ep148 My Husband Pooped in the Shower"
Oh my God, dude. Last week I was so wrecked. Dude, you would not believe it. I took so many drugs! How many? Like this many! What is the deal with 1p-LSD? Anyway, I always enjoy reading the stories of peoples silly (scary) adventures in altered states. Most of these are not THAT bad but … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 147 – Share Your Druggiest Moments from Something Awful"
Hey guys, so I was at the club last night and there was this A.D.D Girl there who I was pretty sure was DTF. So I initiated EC and eventually got #close. I’m feeling pretty good about the possibility to turn this into a FClose by the end of the week. If you understood any … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the forum at ManWhore.org (episode 146)"
Hey, I know this is weird, but I have a confession to make. Sometimes I go on the internet and write anonymous confessions about super mundane things I do in my life that no one cares about. Like, how I took out the trash today and then thought about how we’re ruining this planet with … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep145: Confessions from the Pages of Naughtypost.com"
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step back into the store. Would you mind taking off your jacket? Sir, I don’t care if it was a gift from your mother. I’m more concerned with the 10 pairs of FUBU hoodies you’ve concealed in your shirt. Oh, I suppose someone else jammed them … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep144 Shoplifting Tips & Tricks from the dead forums of Zoklet.net"
Are you looking to get ripped? Need shed some pounds? Do you need a safe place to talk about why if homosexuality is ok then incest should be okay, too? Well you might benefit from reading the forums at bodybuilding.com. Not only is Bodybuilding.com a great place to learn about your physical wellbeing, it’s a … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep143 Random Topics from the Forums of Bodybuilding.com"
I really don’t want to share any images related to this episode. Circumcision is a controversial topic. For me it’s a Star-Bellied Sneeches thing. “They have extra skin on thars!” If you didn’t know about foreskin would you miss it? Well, these guys would and they do. On the other hand the reasons for circumcision … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 142 – Intactivism from the forums of Restoring Foreskin"
I’m a dad. This topic is close to my heart because giving my kids a hard time in a fun & friendly way is one of the funnest things I get to do on a daily basis. In this episode of Lou Reads I once again delved back into the posts of Reddit to find … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 141 – Tales of Troll Dads from Reddit"
Well, here we are again. Exploring the marvels of human sexuality. Todays topic is balloon fetishists. AKA: Looners. It’s sad to think that our pre-inflatable forefathers never were able to get their rocks off by squashing a balloon with their butts or high heels until pop. Why, what kind of greater nation could have been … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ep 140 – A Looner Minisode"
Hey, nice to see you again. Please take your clothes off and hang them up over there. In the living room you’ll find a group of open & inviting couples who are looking forward to fucking you. So, good luck with all the fucking. This episode of Lou Reads is all about the wonderful world … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep139 – Swingers Problems from the Forums of Swingers Board"
Hey, do you know a good place to go and talk about prostitutes? Well I do. Especially if you want to talk about prostitutes in and around England. What is this wondrous place you ask? Well it’s the fabulous forums of UK Punting. Uk Punting is a website for the many men in the UK … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep138 – Prostitute Reviews & More from the forum at UK Punting"
Look, I know you said you’re up for anything, so I was thinking that we should go down to Walgreen’s, buy a fuck-load of DXM cough syrup and drink the shit out it. Why? So we can get super high, stupid! Why are you so stupid? Have you already been drinking cough syrup? Is that … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ep137 – The Amazing World of Robo-Tripping. DXM not DMX."
Hey there, are you ready for a fun podcast? You are? Me, too! Okay, lets get started. Wait, before I begin let me take a second to gulp down some air. Why? Oh, because I want to make a series of burps that I will hope you find erotic. What do you mean you don’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the forums of The Burp Fetish Forums"
First, let me begin by stating that this episode has given me my new life motto. “If you’re going to talk about dominating something, you should be dominating pussy and money.” Honestly, it’s hard to discuss this episode. I mean without just outright talking about African American sex organs and the white women, and apparently … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums of I Love Interracial"
Here, boy! Here, boy! That’s a good human doggy. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy! Now, feel free to lick my boot. If you found yourself excitedly leaping about and getting ready to lick a boot then do I have a fetish for you! Please, allow me to introduce you to the world … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep134 – All About Human Puppy Play"
You know, as a parent I sometimes feel like I’m doing a terrible job with my kids. Then I read some stories like these and I’m like, “Oh… I guess I’m doing ok after all.” I don’t even know if it is okay for me to say “Enjoy” this episode because its just depressing… I … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep133 – Tales of Crazy Parents"
Hey there, are you interested in peeing in your pants or bed? No? Okay then. How about pooping? Could I talk you into maybe pooping in your pants or diaper. No? How about just wearing the diaper and then if you like it we can negotiate your peeing & pooping in it later? No? Wow… … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep 132 Wet Set – A Panty Peeing & Pooping Paradise"
You know how sometimes you buy a piece of jewelry from an antique store and you can just feel that there is an energy trapped inside? Or when you use a Ouija board that you’re pretty sure may be bringing demons over from the other side into you home? Or you know that feeling you … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep131 – Talk Paranormal To Me"
So you have this craving. I know you think it was to get a new episode of this podcast. But what if it was the craving to get suddenly eaten by a tiger’s dick? Or maybe to get swallowed live and live in a giant’s tummy? Well, if that was your craving then not only … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep130 – Vore Discussions from Eka’s Portal"
Heroin! Opiates! We love them! Who doesn’t?! We all love them equally, too. Well, maybe some people love them a little more than others. If you’re the kind of person who loves them so much that you throw your life away to do them all the time you… well, you’ve put yourself in a bit … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep129 Revisits the Forums of Opiophile.com"
I hope you enjoy this lighter fare as once again we delve into Reddit. Won’t you enjoy this selection of tales of people being treated poorly by jerks while they do their jobs.
How do you cope with your day to day struggles? Do you call your mom to vent or maybe see a psychiatrist? Or do instead slowly become convinced you are having a relationship with a fictional character? That is what is happening on the pages of the forum known as My Little Waifu. I won’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the pages of My Little Waifu"
Hey man, can you spare any change? Spare anything? Even a smile helps. Also a lot of drugs to help me forget I beg for a living and sleep on the streets would help more than a smile. I’m just being honest. So this episode is about the worldful world of gutterpunks, crusties, hobos, bums … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep126 – Squat the Planet: Advice for the Homeless by the Homeless"
Look, I love porn. I am a man. I have a sad addiction to watching people who are better at sex than me go at it for unrealistic lengths of time. I love to be reminded of the average to subaverageness of my man parts and that my testicles don’t contain massive amounts of semen … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep125 – Porn Fan Chats from Brazzers Forum"
This episode takes a peek into the world of role playing gamers and the creepy players they occasionally run into. That image joke will make more sense if you listen to the episode. Also, don’t play Tomb of Horrors. Even if you win you’ll probably die in the end.
Ah, the shame of being a virgin. That awful secret that you haven’t gotten some dummy to let you put your penis in them or given up the nappy dug-out to some chump on a camping trip. What a super awful time in life! Well, that is unless you’re super proud of your choice to … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Discussions at Virgin-Forums"
This podcast is going to make you laugh and probably make you a little uncomfortable. Or it might just make you feel sad. It’s unlikely to make you feel horny… unless you actually hang out at Raw Top’s Breeding Zone (Do I have to say it’s NSFW?). Anyway, Its been almost 4 years since I … Continue reading "Lou Reads Revisits the Poz Experience at Raw Top’s Breeding Zone"
Hey all you gun-loving podcast fans out there. I know that maybe when you’re listening to podcasts your situational awareness may not be at its height. So, I implore you to look around while you’re listening to this podcast. Also, while listening, please keep your hand on your holster at all times. One can’t be … Continue reading "Lou Reads 121: Discussions from the Forums of DefensiveCarry.com"
This episode is drawn straight from the Comedy Goldmine threads from the Something Awful archives. It features en-edited confessions that were sent in anonymously by the members of the Something Awful forums. I hope you enjoy it. The titles pretty much says it all! On and by the way….
I hope you find it a breath of fresh air after the last episodes anal destruction theme. I promise no anal anything this episode. If you want to do some anal stuff while you listen that is your God damn business! This episode is basically people sharing dumb stuff they’ve done on drugs. I don’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep119: Dumb Things Done on Drugs"
Hey, I’m talking to you! If would you take that 2 liter bottle of soda out of your ass once in a while maybe you could pay attention to me when I tell you that I just read from the highly disturbing pages of Fetlife.com again. What did I read? Well, it just so happens … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep118: Tales of Anal Destruction from FetLife.com"
Hey, 2013 is over! The holiday season is over! What better time than now to look back at the experiences of the retail workers who had to deal with insane shoppers on Black Friday! Ok, I agree. Anytime would have been fine. I picked now. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!! Here’s hoping to another year full … Continue reading "Lou Reads Black Friday Nightmares from AskReddit"
I have never had sex with a famous person but these people (claim to) have… The closest I think I got was harassing Siouxsie Sioux at a bar once. Wait, there was never any chance of me having sex with her. I was just bugging her. People like to have sex because it fun. But … Continue reading "Lou Reads Stories of Hooking Up with Celebrities from Groupies (from AskReddit)"
Hey, next time your pondering taking that razor blade swallowing bet your friends dared you to do, or you’re about to impale yourself with a giant dildo while on your Lil’ Rascal Scooter, take a moment to think of the men and women who work in the local emergency medical services world. Is your stupidity … Continue reading "Lou Reads ep115: True Stories of Emergency Medical Service Workers"
Hey everyone, about a month or so ago I was interviewed by Alex Shaw for the Digital Gonzo podcast. We discuss the origin of the podcast and all manner of topics. I had a great time doing it so if you’re interested in a casual chat with me then give’r a listen! Blog post with … Continue reading "Lou Reads Interview on Digital Gonzo"
I have no words for how silly this episode is. Look, if you think that your nocturnal emissions, wet dreams, night-spooges, etc… are caused by filthy spirits touching your boy/girl parts, then you should probably get professional help. But, if you don’t want to see a brain doctor then go right on ahead to the … Continue reading "Lou Reads about The Demons that Cause Wet Dreams."
Ok, so you got your hands on a not-yet-illegal, mega-effective, pharmaceutical grade benzodiazapine. This stuff is so powerful that it makes you forget you took it so you keep taking it until you black out and lose days at a time. So what do you do with it? Why, you just jump right in there. … Continue reading "Lou Reads Tales of Phenazepam Drug Trip Nightmares"
This week I’m reading from the forums of The-Niceguy.com. If you really don’t like American women then you are going to enjoy this episode. If you ARE an American woman then… why are so terrible? Ask yourself that! Well, if you don’t want to do your introspection this forum and it’s fed-up-with-feminism members will be … Continue reading "Lou Reads from The NiceGuy (Men Going Their Own Way) Forums"
Just came across this video made by a fan of the show. Enjoy! Funny to hear the difference in the quality of the podcast! Thanks to Matt DeCostanza
Who hasn’t been intrigued by the mysteries of the Third Sex. Of course I’m talking about those mysterious, curvy women whose panties conceal a hidden wang. Oh the allure of the being with a woman whose big old shlong you go down on and have enter you. Why wouldn’t everyone prefer that? What’s that you … Continue reading "Lou Reads Ladyboy Pattay Forum"
Look… I know what you did so you should probably just admit it. I mean it will be better than carrying around that guilt with you for years until you share it on a forum on the internet. In this episode you’ll hearing people recounting things they did a children that they are ashamed of. … Continue reading "Lou Reads Tales of Things You Did as a Kid That You’re Ashamed Of"
Happy Birthday, America! How are you planning to celebrate? I was hoping you’d say,”Well Lou, I plan to celebrate by listening to a new podcast!” Well, you’re in luck! The latest episode of Lou Reads is out and its true stories about weird encounters at hotels. So if you’ve ever taken a shit in the … Continue reading "Lou Reads True Stories from Hotel Workers from AskReddit"
Hey, you! Check this out! Nope. Lower… lower… yup! Thats my self-esteem! Oh you thought I was trying to show you my dick? Well, since its out you might as well look at it, too. Feel free to not be impressed. Ok, so this is a forum where people who are titillated by exposing their … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums of Dick Flash"
Sorry folks! I’m breaking my long running streak of classy, high-brow topics and delving in the gut churning topic of emergency pooping. As a semi-reformed IBS sufferer its a subject near & dear to my heart. doodie.com My only caveat to this episode is that some of peoples stories actually seem like poop stories that … Continue reading "Lou Reads from AskReddit “Where Is the Worst Place You Ever Took a Shit”"
Thats right, its time to loosen your belt, unbutton your pants and cram just a little more podcast into your fat earholes! Come on, you can do it. Just have someone rub your ears while you’re listening to make sure you take it all in… So this episode I read from a forum called Fantasy … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums at FantasyFeeder.com"
I have to admit, I was getting ready to record something different this week. I was pretty content with my subject. Then something happened. I read a story about the police officer they were calling The Cannibal Cop. The story mentioned that he was on a forum where he and his fellow cannibalism fantasizers hung … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums of DarkFetish.Net – Home of the Cannibal Cop and Friends"
The day is finally here! The day I do an episode that is entirely about fisting! I know you thought the day would never come but I finally worked up the courage to push past the tight ring of my resistance to this topic and punch fist my way to the fantastic forums at fistforum.com. … Continue reading "Lou Reads from Fist Forum. All Your Fisting Needs and More!"
Look, we can’t talk here. Obviously, things have been set in motion. The recent events, Sandy Hook, Bengazi, Time Warner Triple-Play, Twinkies, the Super Bowl halftime show and others too obvious to keep listing have set in motion the end of society. So if you’re not a sheeple you need to get your ass to … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums of Survivalist Boards – MY GUNS! MY RIGHTS! OY VEY!"
How to fight demons? Its the question on everyones mind. Well at least the inquiring minds of the wordpress blog knows as Heal the Land. They have a lot of super helpful posts about how to prepare for spiritual warfare, how to expel demons & other super helpful demon related advice. Well, as you might … Continue reading "Lou Reads About How To Fight Demons"
“Look, its not that I didn’t like what you bought for, per se. It’s more that your choice of gift shows me that you don’t know me at all and its making me sad.” If you’ve thought something like this at Christmas then this is the podcast episode for you! Won’t you join me as … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Sucky Christmas Presents from the Something Awful Forums"
The year is almost over! Believe me, I cannot wait to put 2012 behind me. Sadly thats how I felt about 2011, too. I’ll be recording something tonight but before that happens I just wanted to drop off this extrasode gem from 2011. I hope you enjoy it more than a glassful of urine a … Continue reading "Lou Reads Extrasode from the Cum on Food Forums"
Hey! Hanukka is almost over (or over I can’t remember) and its almost Christmas! The guys over at the Something Awful forums have been working super hard on their 4th annual Christmas music collection. I took it upon myself to fire up the Garageband and make a top 10 countdown. There were 87 songs to … Continue reading "Lou’s Top 10 XMAS Countdown from Something Awful’s Goon Made Christmas Music"
Honey, I know you’ve been complaining about being bored with our sex life. Now, I’m not comfortable with your suggestion that we invite another man into the bedroom. However I was thinking that you might be open to inviting a giant fantasy dildo instead. I already spent the money soooo…. Merry Christmas! So here we … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Dragon Dildos from the Forums of Bad Dragon"
You may remember when I read from the forums of the Bronies way back in March of 2011. Well you may have missed this extrasode that was posted on the blog. This story was not from the forum but another site called Pony Chan and involves a person using My Little Pony to help them … Continue reading "Lou Reads Extrasode from Ponychan. How My Little Pony Helped a Man Confront His Abusive Step-Father"
Oh hey, just getting ready to call it quits after being up for the past 80 hours so I thought I’d wrap it up and post this podcast about Crystal Meth. Its been a while so I thought I’d dip my toe back into the madness of getting spun. Last time around it was more … Continue reading "Lou Reads – More Crystal Meth Tips from Drugs-Forum"
Well, if Hurricane Sandy did one good thing over these last couple of days its that it gave me time to edit this episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! A silver lining to the whipping winds and flood tides. I’m sure you’ll agree. So, hold onto to your puke and get ready to … Continue reading "Lou Reads episode 98! Emetophiles talk about Hot Puke."
Just stopping in to drop off a little minisode for you. This was a recording done for a fan of the podcast. It was requested as a birthday gift. I figure since this was recorded in April it might be okay to share by now. If you want a recording for your friends birthday please … Continue reading "Lou Reads minisode: How Can I Become a Juggalo?"
Look, I know this topic is probably going to split my listenership into two groups. Those who love animals and those who love animals for their hot wet love holes. Well, now that you’re in your two separate groups I expect you to fight to the death! Well, maybe before you do that you should … Continue reading "Lou Reads Arguments Against Bestiality & Why They Fail"
Have you ever lost something of value mysteriously? You may have thought it was a your thieving junky son, home from college! But perhaps there is something more magical afoot! Have you heard invisible people singing? It doesn’t mean you’re having a psychotic episode or that your forgot you’re wearing an iPod. It could be … Continue reading "Lou Reads all about Real Faeries!"
Hey everyone! I just got back from PAX and wanted to give you guys yet another mini-update from the Extrasode archives. This story was cut out of Episode 73: The Forums of Female First for time reasons (I think). This is a lovely short reading about a woman who comes to the most logical conclusion … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Bonus Content from Episode 73 – My Brother is my Baby Daddy"
Hello, true believers. I just wanted to drop a minisode I’ve been sitting on for a while. This was a recording I did for a listeners birthday a while back and I figure now is the time to share. The reading selection was suggested by the birthday girls significant other. If that isn’t true love … Continue reading "Lou Reads all About Foot Sniffing: a Minisode"
Have we no decency? No, not at my local movie theater, anyway. I go to this big theater in NYC and its a horrorshow. Imagine how delighted I was to find a large repository of pretty funny and, quite honestly, pretty racist comments about the place on Yelp. Anyway, I hope you enjoy listening to … Continue reading "Lou Reads Movie Reviews of His Local United Artists Movie Theater"
Ok, so this episode has me sorry on several fronts. First off I’m sorry that it took me so lont to come out with it. As I mentioned on the Facebook page I had some family related health news that has took the wind out of my sails. More about that in the podcast. Secondly … Continue reading "Lou Reads Endless Election Nonsense from Tea Party Nation"
Hello and welcome back to Lou Reads. I assure you that I have missed you almost as much as you’ve missed me. So this weeks episode is pretty self-explanatory. There is a subculture of men & women who enjoy the company of dolls. I won’t pretend to know the psychology behind it. Some people like … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Men Who Love Dolls and the Dolls that Lay There."
Ohhh… that old familiar feeling. You know the one. The feeling you get when you fill up your colon with several gallons of soapy liquid and then you dance around to make sure the water is loosening all your stool. Right! I knew we were talking about the same thing. Now, I’m sure most of … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the forums of EnemaPlease.com"
I’m not sure if we’re seeing the beginning of a trend here but in the last week we’ve seen 3 photos of Lou Reads magnets on cats. I’m in no way suggesting you test your cats iron content by placing one my powerful magnets on another living creature. However I think you’ll find these pictures … Continue reading "A Disturbing New Trend? Magnet Cats?"
Okay, last episode was a tease. It should have been about drugs and it was all about people being crazy. This episode, I make it up to you with a reading from Opiophile.org. As you can probably guess, Opiophile is a website for people who love Opiates. And why wouldn’t they? Everyone says heroin is … Continue reading "Lou Reads from Forums of Opiophile.org"
Howdy folks. I meant to come to Bluelight.ru to read trip reports but I got distracted by this gem of a confessional thread entitled The Worst Thing You Have Ever Done. I was so taken with its stories that I had to share. Now, you may find it odd that some people considered these events … Continue reading "Lou Reads tales of the Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done from Bluelight.ru"
Hey guys. As you’ll hear on this episode of Lou Reads I had a series of unfortunate events last night & this morning. Lost over an hour of recording & then spilled coffee on all my computer stuff. To hold you over I hope you’ll enjoy this mp3 of the live show I just did. … Continue reading "Lou Reads Live – MP3 Version"
Here its! For 4 whole days you wondered if you would live long enough to see this come to pass. I apologize if you actually died while waiting. However, if you did, in fact, live long enough then please enjoy this video of the 2nd “Lou Reads: Live” show. I had a great turn out. … Continue reading "Lou Reads Live – VIDEO!"
I really hope you didn’t read that like I’m going to poop on stage tonight… I promise thats not going to happen… Really… If you’re in New York please come on down to the Peoples Improv Theater 123 E24th Street Downstairs Theater. I’ll be reading some old favorite internet finds as well as new horrible … Continue reading "Lou Reads Live #2 Happens Tonight! April 5th @ 7pm"
Are you feeling drained? It might be because someone nearby is not what they seem… YOU MAY BE UNDER ENERGY DRAIN ATTACK RIGHT NOW! No, its not just you didn’t get enough sleep or you’re bored. Its you, under energy drain attack by a vampire… right now! Don’t worry, though. According to this forum, vampires … Continue reading "Lou Reads about The Sucky World of Vampires"
Just made this video version of the first 10 minutes of Episode 84 of Lou Reads. Still amazingly dumb. Kind of wondering if YouTube will allow this to stay up… I guess we’ll see.
I know this episode will seem short but let me tell you that recording it felt like it took forever. Not sure why. Anyway, this time around I’m reading peoples tales of what they consider to be Soul Crushing times in their lives. Some of these stories you’ll probably say, “Seriously? That crushed you? Get … Continue reading "Lou Reads Tales of Soul Crushing Moments from the Something Awful Forums"
First off, I would like to apologize to this forum for just straight mutilating the name of the forum for the 1st million times I said its name. The name of this forum is Orgasmanic not Orgasm Maniac or Orgasmania or whatever other retarded ways I pronounced it. I mean, I think you’d have to agree … Continue reading "Lou Reads from Orgasmanic. A Forum about General Sex & Masturbation Chat"
Hi everybody! As you may remember over the holidays I offered to record things for you, the fans. In the past people have asked for voicemail or answering machine messages and I’ve been happy to record them. This last holiday season I did a lot of great recordings for people. One request, however, stood out … Continue reading "Lou Reads Mini-Post: Holiday Gift Supreme"
Lou Reads podcast is not responsible for any demons you may invite into your lives by listening to this podcast. Any hauntings, spookings or phantasasmings that may occur post-listening are totally not my fault and are probably a coincidence… Ok, The Unexplained Mysteries Forum was an interesting place to read from. Why? Because there seem … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Unexplained Mysteries"
First, I’d like to apologize about the opening part of this podcast. I should have described Hungry Pokemon as a forum for people who like talk about Pokemon Vore. Thats the main focus of the forum. Talking about Pokemon eating each other, eating people and sexual/eating encounters with them. They also discuss Pokemon generally but … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Pokemon Vore Discussions from The Hungry Pokemon Forum"
Thanks to the over-sharing members of the mighty Reddit for sharing their stories in this thread in AskReddit. I would like to commission a study on the apparent high frequency of  three-way sexual encounters and internet use. Are young people having more three-way sex because of the internet? Are internet users more likely to have menage-a-trois? Will … Continue reading "Lou Reads: AskReddit: Whats Your Most IRL Porn Story?"
Waiting tables… sucks. I’ve never done it but I have friends and loved ones who have made the food industry their careers. I’m sure if you’ve worked in a restaurant you’ll relate to these true submitted tales from the people who take your order every day. These particular tales come from the website called igotstiffed.com … Continue reading "Lou Reads Service Industry Complaints from IGOTSTIFFED.COM"
Hey there guys. It’s that time again. If you’re looking for a stupid gift for someone (including your stupid self) do I have an offer for you! Once again I am offering to read something for you, yes YOU, for the low sum of $5 in paypal monies. Need a new voicemail for your smartphone? … Continue reading "LOU READS 3rd ANNUAL HOLIDAY OFFER IS BACK!"
Look, I’ve been very busy lately. I had to go work at BlizzCon and then I had to finish some paid work and then I had to do some other junk. It’s really not any of you business… Okay, I’m just feeling bad because it took me so long to get this episode out. In order … Continue reading "Lou Reads Horrible Fetish Chat from Fetlife.com"
Fellow Psychonauts, for those about to dose, we salute your reckless bravery in your quest for shits, giggles and inner-truths. You asked for it and you got it! More tales of illegal drug adventures from the Vaults of Erowid. I hope you enjoy them! I seriously hope after listening to this harm-reduction podcast that you … Continue reading "Lou Reads Episode 80 – More Erowid Trip Reports"
Look, I know this is a touchy subject… but have you checked your penis lately? Yes, I’m talking about measuring it and comparing it to other dudes. It’s looking pretty pathetic… I mean who couldn’t use another foot of cock-beef hanging out the front of their pants? I mean TWO FEET of dong-meat? It boggles … Continue reading "Lou Reads Penis Enlargement Advice from PEGym"
I’m sorry you couldn’t be at the live show. I’ve made a video version so you can feel like you were there. I’m sorry you chose such a terrible seat for yourself. Ok! New episode coming this week!
Sorry for the delay in podcasting the dumbness. I’ve been socked with a ton of distractions. I’d had a bunch of paying Voice Over work, School is back in session and I’ve been losing sleep on the Live Show! Just checked the Advance Ticket sales for the show. 5 brave people have pre-bought their $5 … Continue reading "One Week Left until the Live Show!"
Well its finally official. Lou Reads Live is up on the People’s Improv Theater website. They currently have the event linked to the wrong page to buy tickets at but if you want to buy tickets you can go click the photos below to go to the correct event. It promises to be a very … Continue reading "Lou Reads Live Tickets Finally On Sale"
Guys…. I’m sorry… have something to confess… One time… Well, you probably get the idea of this episode. It’s all kinds of confessions. I was originally going to split the episode between two different confession sites but as it turned out, one was enough. Real stories? People wasting time on the intertubes? I read. You … Continue reading "Lou Reads Confessions from Confessionpost.com"
Just made another video. I hope you enjoy it. It’s not really a “Lou Reads” thing but I couldn’t help myself… Lou Fernandez: Real Doll Repairman (NSFW) – watch more funny videos Watch it FULL SCREEN to get the TRUE HD POWER!!!
I know I am going to come under psychic attack for this episode but so be it. I have my harpies at the ready! So this forum is for people who believe hardcore in the paranormal and hidden world. We’re talking spells. We’re talking spirits. We’re talking black magicks. The whole kit’n’kaboddle. So please imagine … Continue reading "Lou Reads from Creepy Hollow: A Place for Spirit Keeping, Spell Casting and Other Nonsense."
Everyone gets dumped. If you haven’t been dumped its either because you’re some kind of insecure jerk who always dumps people before they dump you or you’re some kind of unwanted gross person who no one wanted in the first place. WHY ARE YOU SO GROSS!? If you’re not one of those equally awful things … Continue reading "Lou Reads Tales of Best and Worst Break-Ups"
Hey everyone, just converted another old episode from its old-school GarageBand format to the YouTube hotness. I hope to find time to do this with some of the newer episodes, in time. This is a seriously gross episode! New episode is mostly done so keep an eye out for that in the next few days.
Early on in Lou Reads history I attempted making “Enhanced” podcasts in GarageBand. That basically means adding photos to the audio file. That way people who are listening and staring at their iPods or whatever can see something, too! Well I gave up on it because it had to be an m4a file instead of … Continue reading "Old Lou Reads Episodes on YouTube in Video Style Watchables"
You asked for it and now you got it. I have finally ventured into the wilds of Reddit to search out something good to read! Thanks to the many suggestions of you loyal listeners I was able to bypass the one million imgur images submitted daily and found some great stuff. So in this inaugural … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Tales of Being Creepy from Ask Reddit"
Finally a place for ladies to go and talk about lady stuff. EWW! Well not just lady stuff… really people go to FemaleFirst.Co.UK to talk about all kinds of dumb stuff. And you can rest assured that they are talking a ton! I barely even scratched the surface and there was so much more to … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums of FemaleFirst.Co.Uk (NSFW)"
Welcome! Welcome to the forum that made me feel like puking every step of the way. That’s right! You heard it here first! As you’ll soon hear I thought I might have met my match here in the bowels of the CumOnFood.net forums. That’s right. A forum… about people… who want to cum on food … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the forums of CumOnFood.net"
Hey there, true believers! Are you ready for some tales of eight legged wonders? How about stories about owning poisonous centipedes? How about the best way to handle your spiders? Are you man enough to do it barehanded? Or will you need to cool them down in the fridge first? Huh? YOU PUSSY! This weeks … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Arachnoboards. Creepy Crawly People!"
Whattup Cuzzin? You heard about the forum where people in gangs can get together to shoot the shit about gang related topics? Oh, you ain’t? It’s called The Hood Up and its a place where you can kick back, relax and have a discussion with gang members all across the country. Well, good luck with … Continue reading "Lou Reads from TheHoodUp.com, a Place for Gangsters to Trade Tales and Recipes"
Oh Brother… Where to begin… My understanding of the “Tea Party” is that it was started to express outrage at Government spending and taxation deemed out of control. Why this only popped up once Obama was in office and not during the Bush years when the spending was out of control is beyond me. Please … Continue reading "Lou Reads the Discussions at Tea Party Nation"
Hey, true believers, I had something silly I wanted to share with you today. As you know, God I hope you get this by now, I read from all kinds of crazy places on the internet. Sometimes, in order to get access to a forums best material, I have to sign up to the site … Continue reading "A Fun Fact About Lou Reads"
So it looks like my rss feed didn’t get hacked by perhaps Feedburner did? regardless I’m going to drop Feedburner for now. If you need to re-subscribe please use the RSS feed buttons on the upper right. UPDATE: My site was hacked. According to http://sitecheck.sucuri.net/ Malware entry: MW:DEFACED:01 Description: Site got defaced (hacked with the … Continue reading "Here’s an old podcast in Video Form!"
So, I don’t know what the fuck is up but some asshole hijacked my rss feed somehow. It’s not in my .htaccess file or anywhere I can figure it out. I would really like to have people who do this kind of shit murdered. Such a day-killer to deal with this kind of shit. Amazing. … Continue reading "Sorry Everyone. My RSS Got Hacked Again"
Hay Everypony! I don’t want to hear any neighsaying about this episode of Lou Reads. I really got my hooves dirty on this one. Sure its not about gross sex, removing your balls or teen vampires but for me there is something inherently creepy about adults who get so bananas for a cartoon about . … Continue reading "Lou Reads: A Forum for Adults Who Love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"
Hi boys and girls! If you’re like me, you hate your balls, or your cock, or both your cock and balls. Right? So what are we going to do about that? Well if you’re like the people on this forum you might put said private parts right up in this little beauty above. Not your … Continue reading "Lou Reads from the Forums of Eunuch Archive"
Dearest Stalwart Listeners, There are changes going on at Lou Reads. You may have already guessed that from the title of this post! Nothing crazy drastic. Basically I got fed up with all the weird aborted downloads I was hearing about and decided to switch media hosts. Right now I’m trying out BluBrry. They seem … Continue reading "Changes Afoot at Lou Reads!"
Whoa… wait… what? Did that just happen… whoa… wait… WHOA! Greetings, mellow fellows. Its been too long since I ventured in to the smoke filled corridors of the memories of stoners. “Wait,” you’re saying, “aren’t stoners memories highly suspect?” Ha, you said “highly.” Well, stoners may have short term memory effects about stuff like what … Continue reading "Lou Reads: More Stoner Moments from the Forums of Something Awful"
Welcome to the wonderful world of prostitutes… I mean escorts… Finally someone made a website that has stepped up to these unlicensed sex menaces and had the guts to let Johns anonymously complain about their services. I mean, how many of you out there have called an escort, had sex and then wished you had … Continue reading "Lou Reads Escort Reviews from Punternet"
This episode of Lou Reads the Internet for YOU! deals specifically with people who believe that angels, celestial teachers and other things are trying to contact us through our digital clocks. That’s right. If you happen to look over at your clock and see 11:11 or any other double number or numbers in sequence thats … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Craziness from the 11:11 Angels Forums"
I know! You we’re just asking “Whats up with Lou? Has he recorded any more Voice Overs that aren’t about the horrors of the internet?” Well, how nice of you to ask! I just got my hands on two of the latest commercials I’ve worked on. So if you’re bored check these out! This was … Continue reading "BLAMMM!!! TWO MORE SHOTS TO THE DOME!"
Hey there, Fellers. As I mentioned in the last episode of Lou Reads (See Previous Post) I sat in on my pal Dan’s movie related podcast, The Flop House Podcast. We watched the not so great movie “KILLERS!” For those not familiar with the podcast we watch a movie that has already come and gone … Continue reading "Lou Does a Guest Spot on the FlopHouse Podcast"
So… first of all… welcome to a new year! Thats right, it’s 2011 and I’m starting this year off with a bang! Wait… do you hear that? What’s that sound? If you guessed the gentle sound of urine filling a pair of women’s shoes you guessed right! If you guessed that it was human semen … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Shoe Sessions Forum. A Place to Cum in Shoes! NSFW"
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Go ahead! Open your present! I thought long and hard about what to get you and I really think it shows… Go ahead… We’ve all been there! It’s Christmas today and you are probably going to have to put on the happy face for a gift you don’t like at all. You probably … Continue reading "Lou Reads: What the hell is this shit? Tales of Terrible Xmas Gifts!"
Look, there is no two ways around this topic. This episode of Lou Reads is not for the weak. In fact I would say its outright gross. Now, you might say, “Hey, Lou, whats so gross about it? Its just gay men talking about mostly consensual, unprotected sex, with multiple sex partners per evening and … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Raw Tops Breeding Zone – Bareback Bonanza! – NSFW"
You know… I once thought that everyone who has a job loves the job and is grateful for the customers who come in and make that job possible. Oh, what a dreamer I was. Full of grand ideas about how the world worked and free trade economic policies… Then I got a job and realized … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Sucky Customers and the Sucks who Serve them at CustomersSuck.com"
Hey guys and gals, another non-podcast related posting. I just wanted to drop a quick note to update you on stuff I’ve been working on. First is commercial I just finished recording last week. I’ve been told its on the air but I haven’t seen it yet. Then I did something for Blizzcon. If you … Continue reading "2 Shots to the Dome!"
Look, I’ve had it with you. You are a terrible person to live with! You’re a slob! You stink! You won’t let my friends have sex in your room when you’re out of town! Really, you are the worst person I’ve ever lived with and when this lease runs out in 10 months I am … Continue reading "Lou Reads tales of Bad Roommates"
Hey Podcast Pals! Sorry for another slight delay in the semi-irregular schedule of Lou Reads podcasts. The end of October was pretty crazy for me! As you can see I traveled to the Rally to Restore Sanity. On the way down my friend and I consumed a can of Four Loko to see what all … Continue reading "Hey, I’m Busy!"
Howdy podcast fans and people who come here through image search. I hope you’re having a great day. He’s something to put a cherry on top of that sundae of a day you’re bound to have today. It’s my latest Mac Tips video. I hope you’ll enjoy following and learning along. You probably won’t learn … Continue reading "Lou’s Latest Mac Tip (Video)"
Hey, have I ever told you this horrible secret that I have? No? Oh right, that’s because it’s a terrible horrible secret that I can never share with anyone I know! Or at least thats what I thought until I came across the site known as GroupHug.us! Much like a FML website its a place … Continue reading "Lou Reads Anonymous Confessions from GroupHug.us"
I’m sure there is one thing we can all agree on and that is that “Magic” is an evil and deceptive art sent by the devil to convince us that coins were up our noses or that there is an super long stream of hankies somewhere in our ears that ends in some spotted boxer … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Magic Cafe Forums! Magical Topics for Wielders of Evil Forces"
A wise man once said, “To make a family in America you marry a woman. In Russia, WOMAN MARRIES YOU!” Man, its times like these when I am glad I married me an American lady. Sure, I know they are hard to deal with. What with their nagging and their “Why do you spend all … Continue reading "Lou Reads: All About Marrying the Russian Girl of Your (Bad) Dreams"
Hey Guys! What? You’ll have to excuse me. I’ve been up for a week. What? Oh yeah, I got a hold of some really great Crystal Meth. What? No… Its not addictive! Whatever! I can quit whenever I run out and can’t find anyone to rob or have sex with for money. So… do you … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Some Crystal Meth Fun from The Drugs-Forum"
Hey Lou Reads Fans, Listeners and General Lay-Abouts, Sorry for not posting this earlier but I’m on vacation! I’m resting the golden pipes of internet horror for another week but I’ll be back at it next week. I started recording a podcast about services that arrange meet-ups between lonely American losers and Russian black-widows who … Continue reading "Dearest Lou Readers: Gone Fishin’"
What can I say about people who believe in past lives and reincarnation that they can’t say themselves? None of it makes any sense! Whether its a story about that one time they were alive a long time ago or if they remember being a -8 month old baby and what that was all about. … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Past Lives and Reincarnation!"
Hey people. Just wanted to drop you a line to tell you that I did a guest spot on the often times entertaining (when I’m on it) podcast “The Comedy Nerds.“ They wanted to do an episode about the trend of XXX Parody versions of popular comedy shows and who better to talk about filth … Continue reading "Lou Does the Comedy Nerds Podcast: a XXX Parody."
What are you looking at? Yeah, I’m talking you. You reading this. I said “What the fuck are you listening to??” Oh, wait… the first time I said looking at… Sorry… its just that I used to be a Bully. But now I seek help with my issue by going to forums and reading about … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Tales of Being Bullied from Ebaum Nation Forums"
Pity the poor misunderstood vampire! How they must suffer the slings and arrows of the normal world… Okay, I’m not going to sugar coat this. I think people who think they are vampires are retarded. I can understand the idea of playing a role when you get to that awkward “Where do I belong” part … Continue reading "Lou Reads about Vampire Awakenings from Sanguinarius"
Its time to look deep inside yourself and think about what terrifies you. Not rational fears like death or loss of your job. Things that terrify you irrationally. Well if you are a’fear’d of anything irrationally and need a place to see if you’re not alone then ofear is the place for you. Without further delay … Continue reading "Lou Reads: OFEAR.com the Phobia Forum"
I know, you’re saying “Finally! A podcast that is all about guy stuff!” Yes, I finally gave in and did a podcast about everyones favorite subject: Guys with really long balls. Low Hangers they call them. Apparently there are guys out there with naturally saggy or droopy testicles and this forum is where they get … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Rantallion – The Low Hanging Balls Support Group"
Have you ever heard someone sneeze and gotten totally turned on? How about you heard someone with a stuffed up nose trying to talk and gotten super aroused by it? No? Well, then you’re a normal person who is not at all very weird at least in the whole sneeze fetish sense. You may be … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Sneeze Fetish Forum"
So it has come to this. An actual website dedicated to talking about poop. Sure, people have issues with their poop. It’s a dirty shameful business. But the levels of hang-ups people have with their pooping is pretty out there. Believe me, I’ve seen it all working at a university. I’ve even ecountered people who … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Poop Report Forums. The Scoop about Poop!"
You’re probably like, “Why you gotta do another sex podcast, you pervert.” Look, I am old. So fucking old. I am living vicariously through you good people and all your fucky sucky stories. Even the ones where things go terribly wrong. At least then I come out a winner because even though I am not … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Stories of Awkward Sex Times (NSFW)"
So you wanted another podcast even though I’ve been sick? So Mote it Be! This week I delved into the wonderful world of  Witchcraft at WitchForum.Net. This is another of the fabulous forum featuring people who happen to actually appear to believe they are doing magic. Luckily we are spared the bloody mess of the … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Witch Forums. Spirit Attacks and Ouija Boards, OH MY!"
Sorry for the delay in podcastings. I’ve been saddled with some crazy upper respiratory bug for a goll-durn week. To top it off it was my birthday this weekend. Perhaps unwisely I managed to have a party with the help of codeine cough syrup (yes prescribed) and  sudafed. I returned to work this morning and … Continue reading "Sorry friends, I’ve been sick."
Kaltxi Ayeylanur oeyä! Let me tell you, it was harder than mounting my first Ikran to get through this episodes forum. At least with the Ikran you know its either going to work or you’re going to die. With the Avatar Forum I often wished I would die and yet did not. Both feats took … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Avatar Forum"
Oh Ladies. I am so sorry you have to put up with us horrid and flawed man-creatures. For too long there was no where outside of coffee klatch or lesbian book store that women could go to complain about men in a widely available manner. Well, back in the early days of the inter-web-tubes one … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Dick List"
I love when people share their stories with me. Thats why I love the interwebs. It’s all people sharing all the time! Well this episode I’m revisiting some of my favorite kinds of sharing! I love when people talk about their drug experiences. Good or bad I think what people experience in their altered states … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Drug Trip Reports from Bluelight"
Dear people. Please pay attention when you are in school. Especially when you are in sex education class! For the love of god don’t just giggle and guffaw through it or you might end up like these poor people. As you will soon hear these fools are busy at work asking the internet things they … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Steady Health Forums. How Body Werks?"
What is there to say about adults that like to dress up like babies and poop and pee in their diapers? Besides shunning them and calling them on their twisted shit? Not much really. I mean these people are seriously damaged. They crave a simpler time. And somehow this time is directly tied to being … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Daily Diaper! A Place for Adult Babies."
Yo, Player! Yo, check it out. We gonna go do that crime tonight? You know the one with the spray paint? You know the one where other people within our specific subculture will notice our markings, potentially recognize them and appreciate or hate on them where as the rest of society will frown upon them? … Continue reading "Lou Reads excerpts from a Graffiti forum."
Oh man there is nothing more disgusting than a fat bitch. Am I right? I mean seriously guys, you’re with me on this one, right? I can’t stand these “regular” chicks saying how fat they are. Shut the fuck up and do something about it! These super sexy people have it all figured out! Thats … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Puking and Burning and Dumbness"
Who hasn’t been there? You go out and the opportunity presents itself for some quick boning. The circumstances and the person at hand aren’t perfect but you’re determined to bust a nut or get filled up (or whatever means sex for your type of body) so you go for it. Everything fine until you’re done … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Stories of Shameful Hookups"
OH SHIT! There’s cops behind us! What are we going to do? Quick, toss the weed! I can’t get busted in my dads car! Ahhh close calls with the long arm of the law. They’re to be expected in the lives of those who choose to break societies rules. Stupid society always messing stuff up … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Tales from the Drug War! Close Calls with the Law!"
Oh my gorb! Obamer is going to do something crazy to the werld! His supreme court nomination wants to perform abortions in your living room with a bald eagle beak! Obama wants to change the nation currency to condom, just like Euro-town! Nancy Pelosi is 400 year old alien that needs stemcells to live! Obama … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Excerpts from the Our GOP forums"
As we learned from the podcast I did for the Large Penis Support Group I am well endowed. I have always heard of there being a race of men who have extremely tiny penii but never really took those stories at face value. Let me tell you something. This may scare you… It is absolutely … Continue reading "Lou Reads: My Tiny Dick forum of horrors!!!!"
Hear ye, Hear ye! The Loyal Order of the He-Man Woman-Haters club is officially coming to order. Is there any new business with the LOHMWHC? Ah, yes. There is the matter of deciding where we should all get together online to bitch about how much we hate women. Does anyone have a suggestion that isn’t … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Happy Bachelor Forum. A Place for Women Haters."
Hey, is it okay if I ask you a stupid question? No? Fine, I’ll just turn to the internet for the answer. Someone out there will know what this thing on my testicle is. Hrrmmm I could go to a medical site… Nah, I’ll just go and ask the brain trust of Yahoo Answers! Why? … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Stupid Questions from Yahoo Answers"
Aw Naw! Hellz nah, ya’ll gone up and done it! Ya’ll gone up and done it! Can I get a what what?! Just throw ya hands in the air and wave ’em like you just don’t care! And if you love to listen to podcasts about stupid shit somebody say “INDEED I DO!!!!!!!!!!” Welcome to … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Real Rap Talk Forum"
Do you hear them? The trumpets! The trumpets! Oh lawdy lawdy! Lawdy done come to take me up to my reward!!!! Oh wait. It’s just that guy with the kicking stereo system down the street. Dang. I thought for sure it was the rapture. Sorry everyone, false alarm. You can stop the wailing and gnashing … Continue reading "Lou Reads: The Rapture Forums Forums"
Hello friends. I’m sorry about the continued delay in amusing offerings. I just bought a new fancy-shmancy microphone and it came with ProTools. I’ve been trying to learn how to use it just to do my simple stuff but ProTools hates me to pieces. Every time I sit down to try it out I end … Continue reading "Sorry for the Delay in Disturbing Hilarity"
Hey there, are you a careless drug user? Do you wake and bake then drive and bake and then work and bake then just bake? Well if you’re a constant drug enthusiast then chances are at some point in the near future you will get into a legal situation for which you are unprepared. Well … Continue reading "Lou Reads: A Thread about Your Legal Rights"
You know, having the number one rated reading disgusting things from the internet for you podcast I get a lot of good suggestions for things to read for you. Well, let me correct that. I get a lot of really not so good suggestions. However, every once in a while I get a real treat. … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Zoo Tube 365 forum. Yup, More Bestiality… YUCK!"
Hey there, Little Junkie! Why aren’t you a cute fella! Whats that you say? You’re looking to score more smack? Ain’t that a might too soon? You was just coming ’round here yesterday. Oh I see. Yer a hurtin’ for some of my sweet skagg. Why I remember when you were just a chippie. Looks … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Advice for New Heroin Users from Drugs-Forum"
Hello! Oh my, well it has been some time since we sat together, you and I. Yes. Now, lets see. Where were we? Oh yes, I remember now. I was reading the internet to you. Yes, yes. It’s all coming back. This week we visit the loving and caring internet playground of the world of … Continue reading "Lou Reads: Lucky Mojo Forums – Hoodoo Voodoo and a Hocus Pocus!"