Nick & Kristen in the Morning Podcast: Recent Episodes

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Nick and Kristen in the Morning are a real life married couple! Starting at 5 am, they cover everything you need to know to get your day started in Portland. They’ll entertain you in a family-friendly way and you and your kids can listen together in the car. They’ll put a smile on your face before you head into the office. 

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10 year old Hudson tells us what games to watch this week in football!

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10 year old Hudson tells us the game to watch this week!

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Which game is the one to watch this week? What are10 year old Hudsons picks in the Seahawks and Niner games? All that and more in this weeks Hudson Huddle.

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Springs at Clackamas Woods is hosting a rummage and bake sale on Saturday called Footsteps For A Cause. All the money raised benefits the Alzheimers Foundation.

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10 year old Hudson tells us the games to watch this week on the NFL

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10 year old Hudson from Happy Valley gives us his expert predictions on this upcoming NFL Season and gives his week 1 picks.

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Lainey Wilson called the show to talk about her new album Whirlwind.

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After what happened in Baltimore, Pacific Northwest residents want to know if our bridges are safe. We talk to the expert to find out.

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Window shopping on Zillow is never a good idea!

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This guy wanted to break into a prison, but now he gets to stay for free!

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It seems like everything is locked up at the grocery store now!

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This video on TikTok says men put all women into one of these five categories. Is this true?

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Is Sampling Grocery Blueberries Stealing?

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This nude beach participant was arrested...and it's probably for the best.

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This guy isnt the hero we needed but he was the hero he thought we all wanted because he was on drugs.

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I bought the Girl Scout cookie deodorant so you don't have to and let me just say, my review is NOT good!

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Get ready, because allergy season is going to hit us hard.

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This is Spinal Tap is one of my favorite movies EVER and I'm so scared about this sequel.

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I love a good royal controversy!

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This fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul is turning out to be a stunt fight.

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A 5-year-old got accepted into Mensa.

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Anthony Daniels, the guy who played C3PO in the Star Wars movies is selling all of his memoriabilia

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People who take their shoes off at the airport...what are you doing?

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What's something only rich people do? Nick thought it was using travel agents.

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There is a very simple way to get Nick to unfriend you on social media and it's to @ him.

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The Weiner Wagon is a little hot dog shack and it was stolen from it's storage facility on Monday night

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A 33-year-old man learned the lesson that even though self-driving cars seem like an easy target, they aren't.

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Occasionally, you come across a website that makes you want to throw your money at it. For me, it's Great Big Stuff dot com.

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The CEO of Keloggs is under fire because he said that he knows families are struggling to afford groceries and that the simple solution is that everyone should eat cereal for breakfast.

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Nashville was so fun, but what happened with Jelly Roll was the highlight of our trip.

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If you watched all 50 tik tok videos of "Who the BLEEP did I marry" then you are going to love this story!

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Luke just turned 34 recently, and his wife got him the WEIRDEST birthday gift or the best, considering how you look at it

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We all dream of the Mr. Feenys of the world regarding great teachers. The ones who make learning fun and challenge the norm! However, there is a line.

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In N Out is coming to Ridgefield and I'm excited!

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We are going to start appearing on KOIN with Emily and Travis!

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Riley Green had a wild show in Indiana after a bunch of women threw their bras onstage.

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A Snoop Dogg and Dolly Parton collaboration? Where do we sign up?!

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Nick hurt himself TWICE in the last week, and we are running out of Band-Aids.

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If you want to see the Trail Blazers, now is the time!

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Kane Brown did it, and we are thinking of trying it too!

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Have you ever bought something because of a celebrity? Add Kristen's name to the list!

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This was not what they were expecting to find!

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We are going to an art battle tomorrow and I have no idea what to expect

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Valentine's Day makes us guys go crazy sometimes. Especially when trying to win the hearts of our ex-lovers.

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Today is my birthday, and so I thought I would pass on some life lessons to the children under the age of 40

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If you have seen a woman with EXTRA fresh breathe lately, the police want to talk with her.

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Morgan Wallen is opening his own bar in Nashville, and it will be SIX stories tall, and spans 30,000 square feet.

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Two kids from Colorado were just awarded the first-ever athletic scholarships to play division-1 CORNHOLE.

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Was I rude to ask the person giving me a massage if I could wear my headphones?

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One Walgreens has been robbed once a month for the last 6 months in the exact same way by the same person. But the 7th time was the charm for the company.

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A 26 year old guy really needed some cash, so he decided to rob an ATM and the only ATM he could think to rob was the one inside a County Jail.

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The new Fantastic 4 cast has been revealed and Nick has some big nerd thoughts.

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Nick and I are going to visit my parents at the end of the month. We are also going to be leaving our daughter Lilly with them for a few days, and Nick is worried because he thinks my mom will baptize our daughter behind our back.

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As a police officer, i feel there are a certain set of phrases that let you know that this traffic stop is not going to go well. One of those is probably, "I don't abide by your law!"

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It's the moment we've all been waiting for. Clackamas County wants to public to name their Tunnel Boring Machine.

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This pastor put the Meth in Methodist.

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Dolly Parton is being Dolly because she says it's time to forgive and forget about Elle King's drunk Opry performance.

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The Portland Bureau of Transportation is looking for ways to make up some of the $32 million shortfall in their budget. One of those ways is more enforcement about parking and license tags.

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Nick and I are going to visit my parents at the end of the month. We are also going to be leaving our daughter Lilly with them for a few days, and Nick is worried because he thinks my mom will baptize our daughter behind our back.

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Nick says Valentine's Day is just for women. Do you agree?

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This fast food fight escalated quickly!

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What was the best Super Bowl commericial? The Michael Cera CeraVe? The DunKings? The couch potatoes? Let us know!

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We went to the Valentine's Day Ball put on by the city of Vancouver and had so much fun! Lilly found her new calling, and it's to DANCE!

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This teacher in Canada has been selling her student's artwork and the parents are NOT happy.

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Beyonce announced that she is releasing a country album. Will it be successful? Give it a listen!

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Cloud got in trouble with the law for charging his phone, but it was also the middle of the night at a library.

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A man in started 2024 getting stuck inside a giant planter

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What is the weird thing you like to do that you feel embarrassed telling someone?

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This old mans first mistake was saving his taco bell to eat another day.

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Taking my daughter to get her nails done for the first time should have been a cute experience, so why do I feel so icky about it?

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There is a storm coming to the PNW that will bring strong wind and maybe some snow!

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We had a weird encounter with a woman while we were having lunch, and we can't decide if she wasn't being rude or helpful.

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The customers just wanted to buy a new bass pro shop hat but ended getting alot more than they bargained for.

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Are there aliens causing havoc at a mall in Miami? No. But everyone sure thinks there is.

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After the Alaska PDX incident, are you nervous to fly?

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Robert Clifford from Clifford Law Offices is the lead lawyer for the victims' families of the Boeing Euthopian crash.

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Every week, we highlight the most underrated played on any team, the Punter.

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Who would even make this? And why did Nick BUY this?

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We got our five-year-old daughter Lilly a bike, and I'm so stressed about it!

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What is going on with these Stanley cups?

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You can now try blue cheese beer, but the question is...do you want to?

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This is the absolute worst joke Nick has ever told.

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Christmas is for kids...but I'm someone's kid, and I want a present!

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Four employees that work at a bar called mugshots, end up with their mugshots.

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A woman in Oregon is going viral after giving her husband a "nobody cares cake" after finishing a website he had been working on for three years.

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Is cooking the key to relaxation? Everyone is going home and getting all zen over some lasagna. It's my hell.

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A group of men in the UK are the first to try the male birth control pill, but would Nick try it?

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Did you know you could get a lifetime ban on a cruise ship for fishing off the side? Yeah, I didn't either.

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These were especially bad for a Friday.

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Everyone is about to know who Jacquie Roar is!

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Telsa has recalled 2 million cars, which is nearly every single Tesla on the road today.

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Luke Combs sued a woman for $250,000 and won after she sold a tumbler she made with his face and name on it, but he is taking it all back.

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I taught Lilly a new trick; now she's getting in trouble at school.

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Oregon Humane Society is issuing the Taylor Swift Challenge. All Humane Shelters, including the ones in Oregon are asking fans to donate $13 to their local shelters in honor of Taylor's birthday.

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2 thieves try to get a lesser sentence because the things they stole were on sale,

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People who drive slowly are one of my pet peeves, but I would never take it this far.

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A fun joke to tell your kids today!

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I think only a child could laugh at these, but they are Nick's specialties!

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The Queen of Christmas has struck again! Our daughter is obsessed with All I Want For Christmas is You!

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Nick's jokes might not land on you, but your kids will LOVE them!

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It's finally safe to walk around in downtown Portland. The one robot cob is on the scene!

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Ladies, lock up your panties! There is a panty thief out there breaking into houses. Luckily, it's not here in the PNW, but it's always a good idea to keep an eye on your underwear.

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There was a lovely Christmas parade happening in the streets of Florida that involved a bunch of children. But Douglas hates children, and he hates parades.

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I will use this information from the movie Home Alone to ask for a raise!

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Are you allowed to tell your spouse if a friend tells you a secret?

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Brad Paisley is once again showing us how amazing he is.

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Let Nick tell you a hilarious or not-so-hilarious Dad joke!

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Actor Andre Braugher from ‘Homicide: Life on the Street’ and ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’ died yesterday at the age of 61

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If someone asks you to move seats on a plane so they can sit next to the person they are traveling with, do they have to have a similar seat in order for it to not be rude?

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Kristen is officially a "swiftie" after buying the same wine that Taylor was drinking in a random photo on the internet.

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We are going to audition for the next season of Squid Games: The Challenge. So we bought the honeycombs from the show to start practicing.

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Right as we walked in someone came running out of the store!

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A question is going viral from a 1st graders homework. Which of the things listed is not like the others?

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I have things that I dont want people touching, so Ive decided im going to put up "DO NOT TOUCH" signs on stuff. Kristen is not a fan

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Kristen made a mistake and has asked Nick to lie about it to her parents. Should he do it or tell the truth?

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We found a soaked little cat just sitting in the middle of the road and took him to the Humane Society.

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Its like a McDonald's Spin-off instead of an actual McDonalds. Where you can get coffee and breakfast all day long.

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Taylor recently told the story about how Kenny Chesney helped her get started with her career.

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Parents, what do you do when your kid says something hurtful?

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Kristen really wanted to make sure the cookies she was making came out perfect, but her daughter loves helping. But she decided to do it without telling her. Should she feel guilty?

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I tried Panera's charged lemonade for the first time and didnt realize that "charged" meant it was filled with caffeine and sugar.

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A kangaroo got loose and was on the run for 4 days. When a cop tried to detain her, she punched him in the face.

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A gutter cleaning company had their signs vandalized by a mystery person, and we wanted to call them to tell them about it and see if they knew anything.

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A woman tries to shoplift $700 worth of stuff while 75 cops were inside the store.

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Kristen said she would audition for the next season of Squid Game The Challenge, now that its open will she chicken out?

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More rain is coming in the next 2 days and cities are starting to put out sandbags for people who might need them.

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A winery in Washington was hit by a burglar that dumped 5000 gallons of wine that was just harvested.

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A couple had their Christmas trees stolen right off the top of their car.

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Would you give your dog a shot every 6 months, if you knew it would extend their lives by YEARS?

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Kids these days dont know what the song "Stayin' Alive" is so they dont know that it has the perfect beat for giving someone CPR. So they discovered a new one and of course, it's by Taylor Swift.

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Kristen had her first meeting with a new book club she joined and she quickly realized that everyone hated her.

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Did Warren Zeiders ruin the national anthem or is that just how Warren sounds?

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Was Nick being a good dad by winning as many tickets as he could while his daughter was at her friends birthday party? Should he have spent more time socializing?

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Do you think you could land a plane if you needed to? Are you a guy? Then you probably said yes.

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Tennessee Titans Punter Ryan Stonehouse is this weeks Punt of the Week.

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A giant inflatable Santa was SHOT by a stranger.

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Driver of a prison transport company quit while transfering prisoners.

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People are upset that the red buckets are disappearing to be replaced by virtual codes you can scan.

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We did it. We let the Elf into the house, and we are already regretting it.

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A woman steals $800 worth of Barbies and then leads the cops on a high-speed chase.

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Need a hilarious dad joke to get you through your Friday? Check this out!

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Can spiders lay eggs in your toes? This guy said it happened, but animal experts say he might be lying.

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Nick's cringy, and silly dad joke of the day!

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We don't know one of Lilly's teachers' names, and we don't know how to ask!

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Did you ever get a craving for something and you can't seem to scratch that itch, thats what Kristen has and now she's on the hunt for a good hot dog. We need your recommendations!

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For the first time, it's not a person who says hold my beer, its a toilet.

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Now is your chance to find one of the beautiful glass floats on the beaches in Lincoln City.

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Nick forgot Kristen's cookie tin in Portland and shes not mad, shes disappointed.

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A man driving a trailer with a house on it, leads police on a high speed chase.

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Costco has your chance to compete in your own honeycomb challenge. But there is a catch...

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Did you know that you can get actual trading cards from your Delta pilot? Next time you fly, you'll have to try this.

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A kid in the UK wants less nerdy emojis with glasses and I couldn't agree more.

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A pest control guy tries the old trick of saying "my zipper is stuck, can you help me" with one of his elderly clients.

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Sebastian Stan AKA Buckey in the Marvel cinematic universe, has been cast as a young Donald Trump in an upcoming movie.

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A woman wanted her guy to stop looking at other women, so she stabbed him in the eye.

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A cowboy came and asked me a question while I was on the farm...

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Someone snuck into Caleb's house and put Meth in his pants!

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Parents are already letting the Elf into the house but we thought that the rule is December 1st.

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While coloring we had a heated discussion about the creature I was coloring.

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Why not a riddle instead of a joke?!

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Hate it when your gamer buddy eats his chips into the mic? Doritos has a solution.

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A man stole a bunch of beer and then crashed into a grocery store.

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Why is Kristen putting snail mucus on her face?

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A man had a bad experience while he was on mushrooms and started attacking cars while dressed like a chicken.

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Our daughter might have a disappointing birthday party because of when it it.

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Kristen saw something at Target that she thinks was oddly themed to Christmas.

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This coach and his kid decided to fight everyone at a little league baseball game.

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Our daughter is about to turn 5 and she is already preparing to drive. Her latest thing is asking what every sign on the road says.

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The punt of the week goes to Ben Kiernan from the North Carolina Tar Heels.

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If you had all the money in the world, who would you get to be your wedding singer? If you said Darius Rucker, he has a price and it's 1 Million Dollars.

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There is a 24 hour marathon going on in Portland where 70 different bands will be playing their version of the song Louie Louie. We wanted to be a part of it but not actually perform in front of anyone. So we did our own version!

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A man doesnt like paying for his meals, so he fakes having a heart attack to get out of paying 20 different times.

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Did the emergency test that the government sent out cause any problems to hidden phones in prison? Nick checks in with his dad who is in prison to find out.

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Kristen's annual obsession has returned. She loves watching bears get fat eating salmon.

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He wanted to start the wedding off with a bang, and that bang shot his 12 year old grandson.

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Nick wrote into the gaming company SEGA when he was 13 pitching new character ideas that included back stories and move sets. So he had to read the letters her wrote on the air!

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Nick wrote into the gaming company SEGA when he was 13 pitching new character ideas that included back stories and move sets. So he had to read the letters her wrote on the air!

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The punt of the week this belongs to Tommy Townsend from the Kansas City Chiefs.

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Chris Janson co-hosted the show this morning and talked about the purchase he just made. He bought Johnny Paychecks Black and Gold Limo

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Chris Janson doesn't understand it but he can just pick up an instrument and learn how to play it almost immediately.

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Chris has brought his son George on stage at multiple shows, will he become a performer just like his dad?

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Much like Kristen and I, Chris Janson works with his wife every day. How do they do it?

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Apparently Google doesnt know anything about Chris Janson's home town of Perryville, Missouri. But thankfully Chris lets us know the things we need to do when we visit!

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Chris Jason grew up in Perryville, Missouri. Perryville was hit by a tornado that destroyed over 100 homes. Chris helped out and didn't really tell anyone about it.

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Kassi learned how to change the battery on her Harley thanks to Youtube and a ton more things. What would her youtube channel be about if she were to start one?

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What is a must see place when you visit Kassi's home town California, Missouri? Turns out...not much.

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Kassi Ashton was diagnosed with Thyroid Cancer when she was a freshman in college and spent 2 weeks being radioactive.

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Kassi is recently engaged and hasnt really started planning her wedding yet but she did design the ring and made her guy wait 5 years.

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What is it about being a country artist that Kassi Ashton loves so much?

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A man drove home drunk and when he got out, forgot to put his car in park.

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Country music lost an icon over the weekend. Morgan Wallens Mullet. Morgan said he didnt like it anymore so he shaved it on. This is our Mullet Memorial.

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Nick and Kristen in the Morning got to talk to Justin Moore and Pricilla Block about their new duet, "You, Me, and Whiskey."

They meant to talk about music but ended up mostly talking about alcohol and mullets!

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Since Barbie was a success, a lot more childhood things are being made into movies. One of them is Barney! So we decided to make the trailer for the Barney movie we want to see. Its a little dark.

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A woman steals a fire truck and then pretends to be a volunteer fire fighter.

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:45 & 7:45

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:45 & 7:45

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Will Kristen get a fine trimming some protected wetlands in our neighborhood?

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Our daughter Lilly has reached the age where she hurts peoples feeling without realizing it. Hear what she said to a man at the frozen yogurt shop near our house.

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Angela from Journey Up called in to the show to tell us about their awesome event happening on July 15th at the old K-Mart in Gresham. They are helping to collect funds and supplies to make sure every kid is prepared for school and has enough to eat.

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Nick is considering running for a spot in our HOA, but he doesn't understand that it's not a "fun" position. He wanted to bring block parties to the neighborhood, but what he will really be doing is approving budgets.

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Kristen's mom always puts a blanket on her couch before sitting on it when she visits. Does Kristen have a right to be annoyed?

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To be fair, I would have done this too...

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Our daughter desperately wants to be a mermaid after watching a bunch of kids on YouTube.

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Another terrible dad joke from another wonderful dad!

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Will you laugh? Nick sure hopes so!

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I'm seriously considering getting a fanny pack. They are so convenient! But will I look like a loser?

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How do you get kids ready to see fireworks for the first time? Any tips and tricks so they won't freak out?

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Kristen has decided to take us on an adventure!

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When criminals start robbing criminals is when we know it's bad out there.

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Listen every morning for 2 new dad jokes at 6:55 & 7:55

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Papa Murphy's in Oregon and Southern Washington are collecting and matching donations to the charity Our Giving Tree. Which helps to provide food and school supplies to local children. Hear how you can help.

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Kristen's mom is coming to town and Kristen wants Nick to take down all his nerd stuff so that she doesn't get freaked out.

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Don't know what to get dad, Nick will tell you how easy we are to shop for.

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We are going to get emails about this one.

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These kids survived in the jungle for five weeks by themselves! I need to see this story immediately.

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Pat Sajak from Wheel of Fortune is retiring and Nick is coming for his job.

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Nick had to dig to the bottom of the barrel for this one.

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This guy took his hate of mice to a whole another level.

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I got a new wine set, and Nick says I should use it for water when I go to the gym. I can only imagine what some people would think of me. Where do you fall on this?

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It's Superman Day, so here is a Superman-themed Dad joke.

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We thought Lilly, our daughter, would like a climbing dome for the backyard, but putting it together tested our sanity...and our marriage.

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At Christmas you want to here the pitter-patter of someone on the roof, but not in July!

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We went to the Dark Forest Dining Experience in Camas, where you eat an entire meal in a pitch-black room. Here is our review!

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It's Superman Day, so time for a Superman-themed joke!

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There was a candy and treat bowl at the spa Kristen had a massage at. She helped herself, but was it stealing?

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Nick is a huge Superman nerd, and today is the day to celebrate Superman. It's also the day Kristen gets to share the story of the worst vacation of all time.

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Even though he's a thief, he seems like a nice guy. He broke into a bakery and tried to sweep up the glass from the door he busted.

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Are there any milestones that you can skip as a parent. Kristen doesn't think that teaching a kid to ride a bike is relevant anymore.

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Are there any milestones that you can skip as a parent. Kristen doesn't think that teaching a kid to ride a bike is relevant anymore.

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To see if you value the relationships you have in life, you need to ask yourself 2 questions. Would you have 2 beers with that person? And would you let them watch your puppy for the weekend?

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One of the things that drives Nick crazy is when he sees a cartoon picture, or a picture of an animal as your profile picture. Stop it!

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:55 and 7:55!

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:55 & 7:55

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How hard can it be to adopt a highway? Its a little expensive but I think we could do it.

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:55 & 7:55

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A guy robs a store with a box on his head, but for a brief moment he removes it and is caught right away.

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A woman thought that she was putting eye drops in her eye, but she accidentally grabbed the super glue!

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Kristen wants to have a garden really bad but everything she plants, dies. Can you help her out?

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A lady goes through the Sonic drive thru and ends up with a side of cocaine instead of curly fries.

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We started something called the Nick & Kristen name campaign, where we visit local small businesses who don't have an advertising budget and ask them to name something after the show. We don't have a budget either and there is no way to promote our show, so we thought this would be a fun way to highlight a local business and get our name out there. The latest business is Yo Treats in Estacada.

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Kristen wanted to go into mom mode when she saw our babysitter start crying over the weekend. Would that have been weird to do?

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We may have become NASCAR fans over the weekend after spending 2 days at Portland International raceway.

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We saw kids with their caps and gowns and realized that we both had jobs at our graduation ceremonies. I played in the orchestra and Kristen sang a song. What did you do?

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Listen every morning for 2 new dad jokes of the day at 6:55 & 7:55

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Listen every morning for 2 new dad jokes of the day at 6:55 & 7:55

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Sam Hunt is performing after the NASCAR race on Saturday and we were able to catch up with him before he came to town.

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:55 & 7:55

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When this man tried to order from the dollar menu, the McDonald's employee got suspicious. So he called the cops and it was the prisoner that had escaped a prison nearby

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When asked what the worst case scenario could be with AI, the AI powered robot answered that AI taking over would be devastating.

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All of a sudden our 4 year old daughter is fake laughing at us. Have we already reached the age where she doesn't think we're cool?

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Parker is driving the #48 Wolf/Big Machine race car in the Xfinity Series happening this weekend at Portland International Raceway

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 6:55 & 7:55

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A guy robbed a store with a gun from Duck Hunt.

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I met a kid named Ezra at the park yesterday and immediately assumed their parents were Star Wars fans. I was wrong.

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NASCAR week on the wolf. We talk to the driver of the #1 car on the show.

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Is it really that bad out there ladies? Thats the question we asked and the answer we got was a definitive YES!

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Police officers helped a man get back on the road, only to learn that the car was stolen.

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I never thought that I would be terrified of a Superhero, but with Adam Driver being cast as Mr. Fantastic I don't know anymore.

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We went to lunch at a Teppenyaki place yesterday and the chef started getting a little too personal.

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Our daughter lost a toy at her daycare a couple of months ago and has been sad about it. Nick bought the exact same toy and wants to pretend that her lost toy found its way back to her, but Kristen doesn't think she should get the toy at all.

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 655 & 755

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We talk to John Nemechek about the upcoming race at PIR.

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Listen for 2 new dad jokes every morning at 655 & 755

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New Zealand Air will be weighing passengers before they board the plane in an effort to design better flights. Would you do it if they brought it to America?

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We talk to Sammy Smith who is #18 in the Xfinity series race coming to Portland International Raceway.

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Kristen was out shopping when she saw a woman getting chased down and tackled at Target, but why did they take her back in?

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IS there an item at a restaurant that you have tried creating at home? We have been craving some In & Out lately and instead of driving a hour both ways I thought we should just try to recreate it.

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When you take Clifton lasts Hot Pocket, prepare to be shot in the butt.

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Why do people clean the house when they know Kristen is coming over? Is she too judgmental or is it a respect thing?

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We just learned about a man named Teddy from Costco and we have to meet him! Who is the most famous person from your town?

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We walked in and sat down at a restaurant and got our waters. Then we realized we were in the wrong place, so we walked out. Was that rude?

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Why this guy thought airdropping someone photos of his junk was going to work, I have no idea.

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There is only one towel that Kristen folds in a super weird way and I dont understand why. Am I going crazy?

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Pedro Pascal from The Mandalorian and Last Of Us just revealed a secret that broke our hearts to hear.

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You can't put OJ in a coffee mug and you can't put mimosas in a beer stein. Every beverage has its place.

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A man was arrested for stealing a backhoe and driving it to the airport to catch his flight to Portland.

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There is a new ride sharing app that guarantees at least 1 person has a gun in the car.

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Why were all these people arrested and why do they keep stealing cars?!

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There is a new neighborhood being built in Las Vegas that will have street names inspired by Pokemon!

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Apparently, our 4 year old daughter Lilly ALSO thinks other drivers are stupid. Or she might have just repeated what Nick said.

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Sam Mayer is racing at PIR for the NASCAR Xfinity series and we wanted to get to know him a bit better. He started racing when he was 4 and was racing cars before he ever got a driver's license.

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Someone wanted a soundtrack to the fire they just started. What better song than Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"

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Over 50 people saw lights in the sky over a military base in California. Is it Aliens?

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Who did you have to break the bad news to today? Netflix has started their crackdown on password sharing.

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You could get free Barbecue Blessings for your whole office.

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Should Nick have said something about this weird scam that happened right in front of him at the Walgreens in Vancouver?

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After installing a new dishwasher and encountering the same issue as the old one. Was Nick able to find the actual problem and fix it, or are we going to finally call someone?

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Nick wants to spend a week in space but Kristen says "absolutely not"

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I ordered a new dishwasher after saving for 6 months, but I refused to pay to have it installed. It should be easy right? I know how to follow directions.

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A man dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow boarded the MAX train and wouldn't get off. Then he tried to bite a cop as he was being arrested.

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When the cop approached the car he realized it was a dog driving! Or was something else going on...

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Have you ever sat next to someone who was eating something really smelly or gross on an airplane? That just happened to Kristen

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We learned the hard way that coloring is not for the parents.

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Kristen had a flight yesterday to San Francisco and she saw on Tik Tok that if you bring your flight attendants a gift card, you might get special treatment. She tried it and IT WORKED! Hear the crazy things that happened.

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Kristen wanted to test the theory that bringing your flight attendants a gift card might get you some special treatment. She has a flight today and she is going to try it and find out!

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Turns out that you can't just send drugs to your friends in prison!

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The Nick and Kristen name campaign teamed up with Uptown Screen Printing to help give brand new jerseys to the JV baseball team at Yamhill-Carlton High School

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Thats not a baby! That's a bunch of drugs hidden in a fake pregnant belly.

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Martha Stewart is one of 4 cover girls for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

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Reba has been officially added to the next season of The Voice

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There are certain things that you have to buy in person, at least according to Nick. He wants a new mattress but wants to go and try them all out first instead of just buying one online.

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There is a picture going around with a lock on top of a milk carton in someones work fridge. Did they go to far or is this brilliant?

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Kristen has been asked to be on the honor roll for her college course, but its gonna cost her almost $100. Is it really an honor, if you have to pay for it?

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A guy admits to crashing a plane 2 years ago so that he could get Youtube views. Is facing 20 years in prison for the cover up.

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After swimming and spending a little time in the sun, Nick's face turned splotchy and red. What happened?

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You've got this big open space so why not put a bunch of Pickle ball courts inside!

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Parker is driving the #48 WOLF/Big Machine race car in the NASCAR Xfinity series race on June 3rd! We got a chance to talk all things NASCAR with him and our NASCAR correspondent, Vinne!

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It might be time to get a joke book because these are terrible

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What were the biggest moments at the ACM's? We wrap it up for you!

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I'm glad it's Friday so I can have a break from these horrible jokes.

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You'll never believe what this guy put in his girlfriends salad!

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I'll be honest, he is really struggling with this one.

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Are these Catholic gifts offensive because they sure feel like it.

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Yes. Nick is a perfectionist, but he JUST realized it.

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Your daily dose of cringe!

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How would you like to hiccup for a year straight? It's happening to athlete Bo Jackson!

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This guy was REALLY mad he got a vegan meal in first class.

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They are working on a peanut patch for toddlers and I'm so excited for this!

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As a new-ish parent, I didn't really think this through.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, have a good get away plan when you try to rob a bank. This woman didn't think this through at all.

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Morgan Wallen had to cancel 14 shows due to doctors orders. What does that mean for his performance at the Tacoma Dome?

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Do you ever see a recipe on social media and wish you could try it? Thats FoodMo, or the Fear of Missing out on a trending food.

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Nick and I took a sushi-making class and to was not what we expected.

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Nick and I took a sushi making class and I realized that Nick never takes my picture so I always have a bunch of him having fun but not me.

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Are these the type of jokes YOUR dad tells?

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This exterminator did not use the appropriate bug "spray."

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Nick is super excited to get his weenie whistle today!

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Kimberly Perry from The Band Perry has her first solo EP coming out in June and a baby on its way out in August. We talk to her about preparing for parenthood and being a solo artist at the same time. Plus we dive into her new single "If I Die Young Part 2"

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Yet another joke that will make you groan!

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This man got woken up in his hotel room by someone SUCKING HIS TOES!

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Do you have a random fast food condiment bucket in your house?

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These jokes embody the Monday spirit!

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Kristen knows why and it's time to educate Nick.

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This guy was having a bad day and then it got a little worse.

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Here are your dad joke of the day for Friday!

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Here are your dad jokes of the day for a Friday

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Do you hold back on social media because of your job?

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Tomorrow Charles officially becomes the king in England with his coronation

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Nick is the ultimate Star Wars nerd. But how will he do against one of his own?

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A woman threatens a cashier with a knife and then says "Just kidding!" See how it turns out for her!

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Our refrigerator's "replace filter" light has been on for years. Are we going to die?

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Even MORE Star Wars jokes!

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Enjoy your Star Wars-themed jokes on this May the 4th!

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Kristen is taking a pottery class at the college and she made every one mad at her first class because she knew everything already.

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Have you ever tried re-watching a movie that you loved as a kid? Did it hold up? I recently watched one of my favorite Superman movies, Superman 4. And it was so bad that I had to turn it off.

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If you're in the market for some body parts to hang on your wall, you're in luck. Candice was caught selling body parts on the internet!

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I'll never forget the writer strike in 2008 because it ruined one of my all time favorite shows. Heroes. And now it's happening again! Find out if your show is safe.

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The Nick and Kristen Name Campaign continues with Spruce Top Coffee Shop!

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2 guys run from the cops by jumping into a river full of crocodiles.

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Has anyone else noticed the insane amount of wasps flying around? I was almost eaten alive in my backyard over the weekend, and I'm not the only one.

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Hear Monday's Dad Joke of the Dad.

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If you love playing with bugs, there is a job opening that could be perfect for you.

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A woman doesn't realize that you can't bring liquids through security at the airport, and she LOSES HER MIND.

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Disney has released pictures of the new Little Mermaid animals friends and everyone is horrified. But what were they expecting? It's a crab and a fish!

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Nick was caught lying to our daughter Lilly so that he wouldn't have to take her to SkyZone in Vancouver. Do you lie to your kids?

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This guy will not stand for anyone disrespecting his wife! Even if that person is a child.

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Nick and I have been using ChatGPT for a while, and now it's going to help us become more social!

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Nick always has a terrible dad joke to tell you, and he proves it every morning.

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If you have always wanted to be on the show Survivor, auditions are coming to Lincoln City.

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When cops find drugs in a 62 year old man's pants, he claims that the pants and the drugs aren't his.

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Some days going to work is harder than others. This Fedex worker was just doing her job when a man got an attitude over his doorbell camera. And the FedEx worker was not in the mood to take it.

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Kristen thinks her hair looks bad because the person who cuts her hair made it shorter than she's used to.

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Nick posted a picture of himself online that got him a lot of compliments. But he thinks that Kristen made people say nice things to him because she watched him take pictures for 20 minutes just to get a good one.

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A kid told his friends that his dad held him down and pierced his ear, but that might not be what actually happened. Either way, his dads in jail now.

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Nick really wanted to go to the mall and play music for the mall walkers. They didn't ask him to, and no one really wants this but the mall agreed to let him come and play.

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K.C. lives in Sherwood and needed a new kidney, and she got one! An anonymous donor came forward and saw her car magnets. Now she has a new lease on life.

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The Portland's Unipiper had his famous unicycle stolen! He calls into Nick and Kristen to talk about what happened.

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Sure, you've heard about Phil, the groundhog, but have you heard of Willamette Willy?

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Walker Hayes talks snow in Nashville, dancing with his daughters, and that Applebee's money with Nick and Kristen in the Morning.

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Ryan Hurd is coming to Portland and he called into Nick and Kristen in the Morning to talk about performing and forgetting the words to his songs!

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This baby is going to have one heck of a story when he grows up.

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We went to see the bubble man over the weekend. He said he was an English major and because he couldn't find a job, he got into the bubble world.

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Nadia is a Seattle Kraken fan who saved the life of the Vancouver Canucks’ assistant equipment manager, Red Hamilton after she saw a mole that looked like cancer. She sent him a note that said he should get it checked out.

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This guy came up with a unique way to get a dog adopted and it totally worked!

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She didn't eat her cake or play with her presents, but she had the best day because of her hat and cape.

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Amazon went down yesterday and we found out why.

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I learned elf history, famous elves throughout the year, and how to spread holiday cheer.

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A salvation army worker got robbed and assaulted in Vancouver,

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Lilly met Santa this weekend and it didn't go like we hoped, so we want to call and apologize to him

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This CEO fired 900 employes OVER ZOOM!

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Kyra is a cookie maker with Dolly Mama's Cookie Company and she is competing on the Food Network today. Let's cheer on our local baker!

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There are all these parodies of Walker Hayes' "Fancy Like" out there and here is ours!

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Today is Veteran's Day and you might see a bunch of people carrying weight on their backs at Forest Park...here is why.

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Since it's Veteran's day we wanted to thank some local vets for their service and learn a little bit more about what being a serviceperson is like.

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Angelica got to race the wolf, but the wolf got her!

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Oh no! We might have to have chicken for Thanksgiving!

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Wouldn't it be amazing if it was ILLEGAL for your work to call you after work hours?

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Just call Nick, SAINT Nick! He is feeling the holiday spirit.

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New hot toys this year for Christmas, are they these 3 things?

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Julie raced the wolf for Winterhawks tickets.

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What game show do you think you could win?

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Back in my day, your house would get egged when you ran out of candy, the new generation is better than that.

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DiDi raced the wolf and she might be our best contestant yet!

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It's never too late to get your first tattoo.

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A huge country star has just hired 2 dogs to go on tour with him.

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Nick is declaring a NERD ALERT

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McKenzie raced the wolf and although she didn't win, she got some cool tickets.

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You can Help a soldier bring home his kitten.

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Lilly was first and now I'm sick! Send help!

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Our daughter has been talking to a bobby in her room and Monica says he's a friendly spirit who is watching over Lilly.

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I'll be honest, after hearing this story I feel like Dottie might be faking it...

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Connor raced the Wolf and was tackled!

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Dan + Shay are playing Moda Center tonight!

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We posted a video last night showing Lilly sleeping peacefully in her bed NOT talking to a Bobby, but people on Facebook say a chair moved in her room.

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Rachel went really far but the wolf still got here.

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A cancer survivor is giving other kids a great Halloween memory.

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Our daughter keeps talking to a "bobby" at night and it's freaking us out.

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Christy tried to race the wolf, but the wolf won again!

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I'm a cave man and Kristen goes to Starbucks in her pj's. What we learned about ourselves this weekend.

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Niko Moon joins us today to talk music and salsa!

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She's been trying to get through for weeks and today, Linday took on the wolf.

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Julie called to race the wolf and she sure tried her best!

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My friend is freaking out because he husband wants to go all-in for his Halloween costume this year.

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There is a woman who is going viral for going dumspter diving at a whole foods and finding a thousand dollars worth of food that was unopened and well within it's expiration date.

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Why is it such a big deal that Debbie has made her college's golf team?

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This would make anyone mad!

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Fawn did an amazing job for her first time, but the wolf still prevailed!

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Pam didn't stand a chance against the wolf this morning.

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I'm a QVC junkie.

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Every day is a new day to learn something, so here are 3 things that Kristen and I learned this weekend.

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As parents you have to learn to adjust and improvise and we had to do that over the weekend.

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Can this really be considered a joke?

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Finally a mullet that did something good for someone.

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The shortages are coming back!

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This restaurant has a weird way of making money.

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Kristen went to Palm Springs for a girl's weekend and there were so many major takeaways from the weekend.

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What role do you play with your friends?

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Justin almost beat the wolf!

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What the heck is this Squid Game all about and why should we watch it?

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Nick wants me to make a list of things he needs to do while I'm out of town...for our own kid.

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If you're like me, you wait until the last minute to holiday shop, well this year is not the year to do that because your present may never arrive.

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A Halloween themed joke!

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Denice did better than anyone who has ever tried to race the wolf!

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if you have ever lost anything, trying checking social media because this seems to happen alot.

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More than two thirds of adults regret not talking to their grandparents about their lives and memories before they passed away.

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Kristen has no idea how to dress as an adult, women who are fashionable, yet comfortable, professional yet casual

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This kid asked the internet for a friend and it totally delivered.

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Poor Jackie didn't have a chance.

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This joke is offensive!

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Kristen thinks that sleeping in separate beds means the end of a marriage, but she hates sleeping with me.

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LOOK OUT! Owls are attacking!

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Our parent nightmare came true in the middle of Target yesterday, what did your kid break and did you have to pay for it?

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Do you bring an emergency outfit on vacation like Kristen does?

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A couple bought a house outside D.C. without knowing that there was an alleged case of possession there that inspired "The Exorcist".

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Did Nick make Kristen actually laugh?

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Fans at the Seattle Kraken game finished the national anthem after an audio issue.

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The Powerball is now the 8th largest in history at $670 million

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We went to Seaside on Saturday and got back yesterday.

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The Wolf used to have a love line where people could call in and try to match with someone.

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Nick is going to get so many emails.

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Check your Oreo packages, you might have a cookie worth thousands of dollars.

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It may not seem like it, but people are actually good to their neighbors.

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If you try this viral TikTok "hack" just know, it's not going to work.

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Facebook owns Instagram and for years they have been working on developing a version of Instagram for kids under 13. What could go wrong?

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Katie tried to race the wolf and she actually did really good!

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Did you see the tornado that ripped through Battle Ground?

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Did you know that 995 the wolf had a dating line?

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We are going for our very first family trip this weekend.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter is on the Brian Laundrie case

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This good samaritan took the time to return a lost gift.

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A burger place in California called Red Rooster Burgers & Brew has banned anyone 18 and under from coming into the restaurant.

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A man famous for living in space, is finaling going to space for the first time next month

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A week or so ago we talked about how we were looking to take our daughter Lilly apple picking.

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This is the worst one yet.

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Kristen's dad is a Lions fan and they had a really bad day yesterday, so we are going to call and rub salt in the wound.

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These sisters keep there promises, even if it takes 16 years to do it. 

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Who got hurt by their kid this weekend?