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The boys get some sound advice from Uncle Lyndell

The boys talk live action Disney movies

The boys listen to a clip from the new Expendables 4

The boys talk G.I. Joe

The boys are live

The boys talk about Sisu

The boys talk Star Wars… Again

The boys talk about dungeons and dragons

The boys talk about who they would cast as the silver surfer

The boys talk about how much of a bore Sophia Veggara is

The boys talking about Rocky of Belair and Travis coughs a lot

The boys talk about a different Gandolf

The boys talk about the Hellboy reboot

The boys talk about the power of slim Jim’s and cocaine

The boys talk about the fallout of the royal rumble

The boys talk of the lost tapes of the duet of BrianJohnson and David Lee Roth

The boys listen as Christopher Walken and Brian Johnson have an orgy

The boys talk about a new chicken restaurant

The boys talk about a forgotten Barbara Walters interview

The Night before

The boys talk about Jesse Ventura as Captain Jack

The boys talk who is Batman

In this episode the boys talk about how big of a douche Logan Paul is

The boys talk about a potential marvel/DC movie combo

A gift from the boys

The talk about Halloween party fallout

The boys are reunited… No homo

The boys talk about what would Travis‘s rap name be

The boys wonder if what it would be like if Brian Johnson was Darth Vader

The boys argue if it’s Schwarzenegger or Jackie Chan

The boys talk D23

The boys talk about wrestling again

The boys got nothing

The boys are back

The boys still haven’t figured out their shit yet

The boys have another technical difficulties show… You would think they get that fixed

The boys talk about the recent casting of the fantastic four movie

In this episode Earl becomes Optimus prime

The boys taco bout Will Arnett’s new voice acting gig..Blowjob Handmen

The boys do a morning woodruff episode in the evening… So ummm, I guess evening Woodruff

The boys talk about the cock

This episode is darker than Wesley Snipes penis

The boys talked about the origin of monkeypox

The boys talk about getting bj’s from old women

The boys talk about getting stabbed with a knub

The boys do a deep dive of prowrestling

The boys are talking about Jason Momoa’s hambone again

I am Brock Knight

This episode slaps harder than Will Smith on a Sunday

The boys ponder what if Darth Vader wasn’t voiced by James Earl Jones

Batman is a klutz

In this episode the boys talk about Tom Hardy’s enormous hog

In this episode the boys talk about the best music bio pics

The boys talk about the dangers of monkeys

I am a for timer when it comes to spider-Man

On this weeks episode the boys talk about the most sports in their life

Neve Campbell is no Florence Puhhhhh

John Hammond is Spider-Man

John Byrne in hell

That’s in your butt

You should really listen to this podcast

Murtaugh is Jewish

What if Danny Trejo portrayed Dracula, how racist would it be

Sylvester Stallone and Mark Wahlberg argue who is Philadelphia’s greatest import

This episode is so big… But not as big as Tommy Lee’s penis

Earl surprises us yet again with a David Attenborough impersonation

Cats are assholes

Alec Baldwin is a dick

With more Michael Caine

On this episode the boys introduce everybody’s favorite gay biracial couple

The boys are back… With a vengeance … With uncle Lendell

Our technical difficulties show

If anybody asks who’s the boss and you don’t reply Tony Danza… You are not a real American

Grandpa on my dad’s side is crazy

Listen as The boys ponder possibilities of what if… John Travolta was Rambo

In this week’s episode Ryan Reynolds beats Scarlet Johansen..in the box office

Stallone is Iron Man

Hey, did you hear the rock is doing a sequel to big trouble in Little China

Listen for the erotic tales of Miley Cyrus

T-Pain goes and buys me a drink

You can’t see my dick

Stephen Dorff really does suck

Top 10 shortest episode ever

Alittle of column A, a little of column B

These be buttf***ing hours

NO COUGHING!

The episode is endorsed by shitting on company time

This episode Earl gets crabs

Sylvester Stallone and Steve Harvey go buy a calzone

We go dark early

No deadair

This week boys and girls, we learn macho math

Jason Momoa throwing out the big ol’turkey leg

I am so lonely, I need to find a girl and get some Dixon Cider

Diarrhea is really in the best way to lose weight

This episode is definitely not rated PG

Eat my butt with ranch

Is this episode racist?

Excellence smells like a dead prostitute

Macho man explains hulk hogan‘s sex tape

My college nickname was Sharty McFart

Paging Dr. Kim K… Paging Dr. K Kevorkian

This episode is brought to you by the Joker versus Arnold Schwarzenegger

New take on the movie Predator

Stick with your Stallone Earl

The boys talk and create a new franchise for Disney

Let’s play the feud with Sylvester Stallone and John C Reilly

Uncle Ned is weird

The boys… Specifically Earl… do a new take on Gilligans island

The best of 2020… The year that blew.. and Cardi B can attest to that

John C Reilly or Ray Romano as Han Solo... you decide

F*** Adam West

Mel Brooks is Mad Max

This is as good as it gets when you’re recording from two separate states

Who is better, Freddy or Chucky

New Mexico is pretty much like the old Mexico

How do you know books

This episode is brought to you by Freeform

We should be on the Disney+/marvel payroll with all the pandering we do for them

Coming to theaters this summer, starring Marisa Tomei and Gal Gadot Wonder WAPmen

Tune in for the boys weekly Marvel/Disney+ b***job session

Listen as the boys play America’s favorite new game show…Penis or No

War + peace = bullshit

World premiere of the new Cardi B song

I thought Ricky Martin was a white dude

If I’m going to a gangbang I’m taking tom Holland

And the hits keep on coming… Kinda like being in a relationship with Chris Brown

Smash and Smashburger

You said that?… Yeah but it’s important if I said it

I’m going to treat the movie Tenet like a Winnebago, I’m going to take a huge shit on it

Lando Calrissian is bootlegging barrels of Colt45 into cloud city

Wal Mart requires you to wear facemasks… But pants are optional

This episode contains a %100 more sentinel lightsaber boners

My running mate is going to be Florence Puuuuuua

Who is ready for Covid- the sequel?

Earl goes crazy on his sfx and Travis goes apesh!+

Chris Pine or Jake Johnson

Just tell us..don’t make me there

Madonna is crazy

I’d bang a 54-year-old J Lo

I’ve got tigers blood… And a lions penis in a jar, and uh..Winning!

I’m going to name my first child Arby’s

Welp, The murder hornets are here so might as well stay inside and listen to this podcast

Gungen. Boooooiii!

The Ballad of Nic Cage

The first ride I go on at Disneyland is the corn dog stand

Travis predicts the location of wrestlemania 39

Talk of tiger king amongst other things

Trying to get you through this mess

Since most of America has shut down and you have nothing to do might as well enjoy a good podcast with the boys

The boys talked about getting shot with a arrow(specifically Travis)

Indy,JC,and The Invisible Man

The governors of Minnesota and California have a talk

Netflix and fast food

Disney run down

Disney and other talk

Special guest grandpa along with my Aunt Shelly and my mom..If you don’t make memories you have nothing to memorize

Tsa story

Talking about our upcoming Disney world trip

Jared Leto has rockstar money and Hollywood money

Ricky G murders the audience

Best of the year

Burger King wants to spoil Star Wars!

Sequel talk

William Dafoe crazy eyes

Warner Hertzog loves bears

Being thunderstruck by Jesus

Halloween Bananza

It always comes back to Jaws

SEINFELD AS BATMANNNNN!

McRib is back..and other important talk

Candyman remake talk..Earl was hooked after I typed Candy

Talk of the great Sid Haig

Golden Girls and Uncle Lindell make it a party

The boys discuss Jim Lee’s new book Legion of Superheroes, a comic banned in Rio, and why Kirsten Stewart should play the Joker in “The Batman.”

For the release of It Chapter ll

Top 6 queen

Music

D 23 talks and more

Celebrities and villains..

Boys talk gangsta..movies

Disney/Marvel

Another banger

Grandma stories

Catch the boys talk shop

Welcome to Morning Woodruff a show about two brothers that still live at home with mom. Join Earl and Travis as they discuss wrestling, comics , movies, Disney and… Retail. A little of everything for your guilty pleasures. It’s scandalous