Sam Marcoux: Recent Episodes
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From bachelorhood to fatherhood and everything in between, Sam Marcoux takes to stages throughout the country to turn every day issues into side splitting hilarity. His uniquely aggressive style and take-no-priosoners attitude has earned him the nickname, “The Enforcer”, from fellow comics, bookers and producers. Sam has headlined and featured at venues all over the… Continue reading Bio
Food is awesome. But some foods are not awesome. The following is a list of the less than stellar bags of chips I have had the displeasure of trying. 5: Lay’s Original BBQ Too much flavoring and way too greasy. Grabbing a handful of chips out of the bag shouldn’t feel like you shoved your hand… Continue reading The Five Worst Bags Of Chips On Planet Earth
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Comedian Abel Jaramillo returns to the show to discuss an incident that happened in his early 20’s that involved him hitting a pedestrian on the freeway, a dead body, and him having to eventually turn himself in to the authorities. Listen during Happy Hour to hear the entire, crazy story. In Stupid/Drunken News we meet a Maryland… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 7: Abel Jaramillo Runs Over A Guy
Sam and Matt return from their winter break to discuss Matt’s recent car troubles during Happy Hour. Anheuser-Busch and Keurig team up to try and create a “Beerig” in Stupid/Drunken News. And of course, our favorite part of every show, What’s On Tap, where we review beer and spirits for your listening, and our tasting,… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 6: Matt Get Into A Car Accident…TWICE
The tradition is officially a tradition! Sam and Matt are back to discuss all of the things they hate for 2016 in their 2nd annual Hatesgiving Day Parade! What returning television show has Matt up in arms? A certain tire company has raised Sam’s ire. And why DO people feel compelled to knock on the… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 5: The 2nd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade
Sam and Matt review beer from Sierra Nevada out of Chico, California and Rogue Ales from Newport, Oregon. Sam’s worlds collide as his OTHER podcast host, Chris Cullen, joins us for “Happy Hour” to discuss his show, “Perfectville”, being a part of radio history with Dan LeBatard during the “Tim Hardaway Incident”, performing Improv comedy… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 4: Perfectville’s Chris Cullen
The next President Of The United States will be elected on November 8th. But given the choices, Matt Somerville and Sam Marcoux figured it was best to give their audience a TRUE third option. The boys run down what they would do if they were President. Everything from exploding cars, to healthy junk food and… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 3: If We Were President
Comedian David Lew joins the show to talk about his decade long run in stand-up comedy, his never ending fight against cancer, and how getting scammed out of $80, was the best money he ever spent. David suffers from a rare type of cancer that isn’t curable. Having been diagnosed officially in 2014, David discusses… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 2: Comedian David Lew
Predictably Drunk is back! Season three of the popular podcast kicks off with a familiar face as Comedian and Reality TV Star, Steph Garcia re-joins the show to talk about her new show on The Food Network, Worst Bakers In America, (debuting Sunday, October 2nd), her big show at the Roseville Theatre on Saturday, October… Continue reading Season 3 Episode 1: Comedian/Reality TV Star: Steph Garcia
Sam and Matt return in an EPIC podcast that discusses the best and worst movies of Steven Spielberg’s illustrious career. From reviving dinosaurs in the 1990’s to setting back race relations in the 1970’s, Mr. Spielberg has had quite the career. Known primarily for his amazing films, many people don’t realize how crap-tastic some of… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Steven Spielberg
Noah Gain from the “Shane & Gain Podcast” sits down with Sam at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss Noah’s start in comedy, his infertility discovery and the green room faux pas that caused him to get the nickname, “D’Angelo”. Plus, Jeff Koenig delivers awful pick up lines and both he and Noah… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: “The Silly Goose” Noah Gain
The Tommy Lama joins the show from The Laugh Factory in Las Vegas, Nevada to talk about his previously wasted life, his ideas to help unionize the Nudie Card Slappers of America and explain the benefits of gun violence. The Tommy Lama can be seen, enlightening the masses at The Laugh Factory inside the Tropicana… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Tommy Lama
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else.… Continue reading Not My Proudest Moment: Dog Penis Red
Professional Wrestler and Stand-Up Comedian, Mikey G (AKA Sea Bass) joined the show to explain his recent arrest in St. Louis at The Funny Bone. During this leg of his national comedy tour, the Cotton Mouth Comedy Tour, Mikey found himself in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. While headlining the local comedy club for… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Arrest Of Mikey G
This week Sam and Matt discuss the best and worst movies of Hollywood Director, Quentin Tarantino. From groundbreaking films to forgettable westerns, the world famous movie maker has dipped his toes into many movie genres with varying degrees of success. Find out what hit film of his made it on the worst list! Plus, the… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Best And Worst Movies Of Quentin Tarantino
In a jam packed show, Matt and Sam talk about the podcast’s new logo, Matt’s recent diaper party where Sam was late and failed to bring diapers. Additionally, the boys talk about the recent controversy about the gorilla being shot at the zoo. Plus, Matt goes to “Trivia Night” on purpose and Sam’s… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Diaper Parties, Gorilla Shootings and Building Bombs
Kabir discusses the recent dumbassery of his friend, and aspiring comic/idiot, Noah Gain. Plus, Jeremy reveals what song he sings to Jeff every morning.
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of yesteryear. From throwing up in taxi cabs, to peeing in bushes. And which one of the two of them jumped out of a hotel window without ever spilling a drop of his beer? Find out in this week’s episode of Predictably Drunk: Smart People Talking About Stupid Things.… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Storytelling: The Sequel
Kabir SIngh, Jeremy Curry and Jeff Koenig sit down to discuss the Golden State Warriors losing to The Oklahoma City Thunder, as well as Jeff’s love life. Plus, we find out what Jeff wanted to be growing up and how he lit a fence on fire using a water gun. Special appearance by Sam… Continue reading 3 Idiots Podcast: Episode Two
Matt discusses his road rage issues from yesteryear and swears that he has changed his ways, while sharing stories that clearly shoe that he has not. Additionally, Sam reveals that he one got into a road rage victim that involved high speeds, barbecue beef sandwiches and little kids. Plus, Sam hates the 555 area code… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Road Rage
Sam is on the road…literally. Recording from his car with fellow comedian, Pete Munoz, Predictably Drunk is driving to it’s latest gig and talking to Pete about his start in comedy, being a Spurs fan living in Warriors country, the strangest comedy gigs he has ever gotten and his propensity to fight with his comedy… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: On The Road with Pete Munoz
Mario The Butcher sits down to talk to Sam before a recent comedy show. An extremely honest and candid interview where Mario talks about his struggles with drinking, the hardest part about being homeless and getting in trouble in the military. We also discuss his successful comedy career, getting out of speeding tickets and of… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Mario The Butcher
Predictably Drunk has reached 50 episodes! And what better way to celebrate this minor achievement than to make you listen to some of the highlights from the first 49, right? Right. From musical guests to porn stars and a ton of comics, the podcast has been a lot of fun to produce, and listen to.… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The 50th Episode Drunkstravaganza!
Sam and Matt discuss some of the unwritten rules of comedy. In other word,s the nonsense rules that people are too lazy to write down and post somewhere in the club for aspiring comedians to read and learn. Listen and learn what the number one unwritten rule of comedy is, and how to easily avoid… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Unwritten Rules Of Comedy
Sam returns from being on the road for comedy and discusses his recent gigs in Reno, Lake Tahoe, San Luis Obispo, and Sunnyvale as part of Rooster T. Feathers’ annual comedy competition. In addition, Matt joins in to discuss his recent back troubles that include slipped discs in his back that will require surgery. Plus,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Reno, Bad Backs and Introducing Ross Baker
Ellis Rodriguez sits down with Sam in the green room of Tommy T’s before the Predictably Drunk Comedy All-Stars to discuss a myriad of topics. From the positives and negatives of being a good looking guy in comedy, to sharing how to pull pranks properly in the military, and even being so funny, that you… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comedian Ellis Rodriguez
Sam is drunk and on the road for comedy, so Matt interviews ComicCon Exhibitor and artist, Jon Bolerjack. Jon is a former Production Artist at DC Comics, and Inker at Wildstorm, as well as Aspen Comics. He is currently working with Stan Lee (yes THAT Stan Lee) on a video project in addition to selling… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comic Book Artist Jon Bolerjack
Sam and Matt discuss the WORST fast food restaurant chains around. From disappointing pizza parlors, to bland, over hyped California staples, and even the restaurants that are guaranteed to give you splatter ass upon consumption of their product, we explore the worst of the worst to save your arteries and butt holes from exploding. Plus,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Worst Fast Food Restaurants
In one of the best podcasts to date, Sam and Matt discuss the hardships of getting sponsors and endorsement deals for the show because of the word “drunk,” in the title. To remedy that, they spit ball some alternate names for the show to try and appeal to advertisers as a whole. The results are… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Alternate Podcast Names
Predictably Drunk’s birthday is here! The podcast turns one this week and to celebrate, both Sam AND Matt have huge announcements to share with the audience. Additionally, Sam realizes just how old he is getting as he experiences his first three-day hangover and gets his ass verbally handed to him by a punk kid on… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Podcast Birthday, Huge Announcements and Getting Old
Sam and Matt trade drunken stories of their past. Which one of us has a propensity for stripping down to our boxers and walking around in public? Was it Sam or Matt that had a naked man throw up all over them? Plus, drunken time traveling, random photos of people in our phone and Matt… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Drunken Story Telling
Sam discusses being recognized by people from his professional wrestling days while doing comedy. Additionally, Sam discusses the weirdest things that have happened to him once he has been recognized by fans on the street. Matt reminisces about his high school backyard wrestling federation and how he almost accidentally killed his friend by throwing him… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Pro Wrestling Stories
Sam and Matt discuss the overabundance of social networking on the Internet. From Facebook, to Twitter, to Instagram and every other online gathering spot, the boys discuss the ridiculousness of it all, as well as the necessity for it’s existence. In addition, Matt randomly starts bleeding for no apparent reason and Sam recalls… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Social Media Terrorism
Sam and Matt take on the ultimate nerd debate and finally settle which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek? Plus, Matt talks about going to film festivals, Sam mocks Matt’s musical tastes and of course, beer. Lots and lots of beer. Follow Sam on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. You can also visit his website at www.SamMarcoux.com for all… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Star Wars VS. Star Trek
Comedian Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh celebrated his 31st birthday on December 30th, 2015. As a gift, his comedy friends decided to hold a roast in his honor. Nothing was off limits, no one was spared. Roasters included: Sammy Obeid, Mario Montes, Bryant Hicks, Jeremy Curry, Jeff Koenig, Chelsea Bearce, D.J. Sandhu, Greg “G” Williams, Reggie Matthews,… Continue reading The Roast of Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh
2015 is coming to an end, but not before one last episode of Predictably Drunk is brewed! Sam discusses his recent troubles with a certain corporate pizza chain, getting his bank accounts hacked and experiencing his first Comedy Roast Battle, which is the new, hot trend in stand-up comedy. In addition, Sam introduces his new,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Pizza Hut, Identity Theft and Comedy Roast Battles
As the creator, editor, producer and host of the popular podcast, “Predictably Drunk”, I often get requests from people looking to start their own podcast, on how to get started. What equipment do they need, how do they upload it to iTunes and how long until they can retire from their day jobs do to… Continue reading Starting A Podcast AKA So, You Have Decided To Talk To Yourself (Part One)
The latest episode of Predictably Drunk sees Sam and Matt Somerville discussing the WORST HOLIDAY MOVIES EVER. From snowmen that come alive due to a magical harmonica, to Santa Claus reuniting with his brother, and yes, even Arnold himself, chasing down a Turbo Man for his kid, the Holidays bring us goodwill, cheer, and… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Worst Holiday Movies with Matt Somerville
Predictably Drunk’s Hollywood Insider, Matt Somerville, and Medical Expert, Steve Curry re-join the podcast to discuss everything that we hated in 2015. From movie popcorn, to the movie, “Frozen,” and even testicles, no angry stone goes un-turned as the three childhood friends lash out during the happiest time of the year. Catch Sam Marcoux at:… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hatesgiving Day Parade
Sam returns to discuss road trippin’ with Kabir Singh and Jeff Koenig down to San Diego. The two of them got into a fight at a local restaurant in the middle of the night, while Sam continued to eat everyone’s food until all three got kicked out. In addition, Sam’s biological father tried to make… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Road Trippin to San Diego, Fighting in Restaurants and More
Predictably Drunk is back with a new episode recapping the recent Reno, Nevada trip. Sam talks about experiencing Reno during the MASSIVE Zombie Pub Crawl that was going on. Additionally, Sam discusses the time warp that is Carson City and avoids breaking up a fight between a hipster and a dead cowboy in the lobby… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Zombie Pub Crawl in Reno
It’s Sam’s birthday! And he chose to spend it with all of you! Actually, he is sitting in his studio ranting and raving like a lunatic about having to save his daughter’s dumb fish from killing themselves, laughing maniacally about fellow Comic, Chris Storin emasculating a heckler and saying goodbye to Playboy Magazine as… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hecklers, Goldfish and The Death of Playboy Magazine
On this episode of Predictably Drunk, find out why Jeff dresses up to go to work everyday, despite not having a job, hear some of the jokes that have gotten Jeff into hot water with comedy club owners throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, and why the human cockroach was given the nickname, “Stranger Danger.”… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Adventures of Sloth and Stranger Danger (Jeremy Curry and Jeff Koenig)
After a three week hiatus, Sam returns to explain his whereabouts, announce some tour dates and talk shit about Donald Trump, Ben Carson and the rest of the Republican Presidential idiots. Plus, a new logo for the show, which looks remarkably like the old one! Follow Sam on: Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/Tigerclawmedy Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/sam.marcoux Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/predictablydrunk http://www.SamMarcoux.com… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Sam Is Missing and the Republican Presidential Candidates
Chelsea Bearce sat down with Sam in the green room at Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco to discuss how she got started in comedy, growing up as a mixed race child and of course, her big boobs. Chelsea discusses growing up in the bay area, breaking into the comedy scene in L.A., and honing… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Chelsea Bearce
Stand-Up Comedian Matt Gubser joined Sam in studio this episode to discuss his upcoming comedy special, life as a comedian, life as a father of three girls, and quite possibly the most disturbing story involving children’s bodily fluids that you have heard in a long time. With his mellow personality and razor sharp wit, Matt’s… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comedian Matt Gubser
Adult Film Star Dave Pounder joins the podcast this week to talk about being in porn for over a decade. Find out how he got started, why he got out and what it is like be in clown porn. Dave also opens up about his most embarrassing moment in porn and how his porn career… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Pornstar Dave Pounder and Saying Goodbye to Jimmy Gunn
Sam takes aim at a detractor who hates podcasts and claims that he can only listen for five minutes at a maximum. So that is exactly what Predictably Drunk has done for this episode. A quick, five minute episode that hit son Bill Cosby, Hulk Hogan, Rowdy Roddy Piper, New York Mets, The Republican Party,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Quick Shots on Rowdy Roddy Piper, Podcasting and Swearing
Comedian Sam Meeker joined me in studio to talk about wedding invitation etiquette, the recent Hulk Hogan controversy and growing up in the rough city of Richmond, California. Sam Meeker also discuss how he got started in comedy, the struggles of producing comedy shows and the joys of getting into firework fights with his friends… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Hulk Hogan, Firework Fights and Sam Meeker
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else.… Continue reading The First Date Fart
Sam met fellow podcaster Jaye Williams from In The Galaxy Podcast fame and gives his thoughts on meeting someone in person for the first time. Plus, Sam goes off on ESPN’s award show, The Espys, Caitlyn Jenner and more. Twitter: @Tigerclawmedy Facebook: sam.marcoux Instagram: @predictablydrunk Tumblr: predictablydrunk.tumblr.com http://www.sammarcoux.com
Sam reveals which comedian friend of his can’t handle his liquor…or salad after a show at The Sacramento Punchline. In addition, Sam got his ass kicked AGAIN by his two year old daughter, and this time, the damage may be permanent. Plus, new stand-up tour dates are announced, as well as some, shall we say,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Inebriated Comedians, Toddler Aged Ass-Kickers and Television
Blogger and Humorist, Christopher Pilny joined the show tonight and did not disappoint. The Rhode Island native explains trying to become a Country Music Singer despite not knowing how to sing, his time working as a straight male at Victoria’s Secret and of course, his development of man boobs. In addition, Christopher shares the story of… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Man Boobs, Pants Pooping and Christopher Pilny
Did you know that IPAs are a chick drink? Neither did I until stunning new evidence emerged laying out the disturbing side effects of long term consumption of our favorite hoppy beverage. Plus, award winning musician Ed Roman stops by to discuss his father being knighted in France for being a good wine drinker, technologies… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Farewell to IPAs and Musician Ed Roman
Sacramento’s Sweetheart, Steph Garcia joined the show to discuss a myriad of topics, including the recent Louie CK controversy and how women in comedy are treated. Steph opens up about some of her own experiences with sexual harassment, and how she dealt with it. Additionally, Steph talks about balancing life as a comic, as well… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Steph Garcia
Jaye Williams from the “In The Galaxy Podcast,” joined Sam to countdown the top five greatest American rock bands of all time. Using their own sets of criteria, Sam and Jaye agree, and sometimes agree to disagree about what bands personify the USofA. Did your favorite band make the list? Where does Nirvana land? Does… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Greatest AMERICAN Rock Band Discussion with Jaye Williams
Sam recaps a torrid week of comedy on the road, where he performed six shows in seven nights, got fired by a promoter, met a childhood icon, was admonished by a local news station for disrupting their broadcast and more. Plus the Best Worst Joke of the Week, some quick stories about drinking too much… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Road Tripping in Reno
MONSTER episode this week as Predictably Drunk teams up with Stand Up Comedian and Sports Radio Personality Rudy O. Rudy is the host of the popular Saturday morning show, The Three Amigos on 95.7 The Game. He is also a popular Bay Area Comedian with an established following. You can find him monthly at Tommy… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Comedy and Sports with Rudy O
Sam is back after a week away due to getting robbed and talks all about it. Additionally, Tom Brady got suspended by the NFL, The New Orleans Pelicans might have the worst team name in sports and Sam poses the question to the audience of just who is the greatest American rock band ever? Plus,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Getting Robbed, Bad Sports Team Names, and The Greatest American Rock Band Debate
Michael Gilkison swung by the studio and sat down to discuss his own podcast, In The Galaxy, as well as stand up comedy, Youtube, growing up in Kentucky and of course, tequila shots while playing Drinko. Plus, Sam discuss what form of entertainment he likes performing the best, breaks some news about Ellen DeGeneres and… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Tequila, Youtube and Drinko
Sam rides solo this week as his scheduled guest no showed twice which is appropriate given the week he had. From busted pants to spilled beer and everything else, in between. Sam also discusses his favorite India Pale Ales on the planet, disses the east coast in honor of Tupac Shakur and plugs his next… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Bad Days and IPAs
Matt Somerville returns to discuss a myriad of topics, including: child poop, naked baseball players, Bazooka Joe and Big League Chew gum, hazing in high school and of course, movies. Plus, the Best Worst Joke of The Week returns and Sam openly admits to whoring himself out for any and all sponsors of the show.… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Baby Poop, Naked Baseball Players and Gum
Predictably Drunk welcomes Matt Somerville as the guest this week in an extended version of the show. Matt discusses working with Dane Cook, Harrison Ford, Halle Berry and many others of the Hollywood Elite. He also shares a hilarious story about meeting and working with Keanu Reeves. Sam rants about the systemic problem of comedians,… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: A Canadian in Hollywood, Matt Somerville
Comedian/Musician Phil Johnson is this week’s guest. The comedy songwriter talks about wanting to be a physicist growing up, his third comedy album “Pretty From The Back,” how long it has been since he has cut his hair (decades) and becomes Sam’s personal hero once they discuss Phil’s girlfriend. Phil also serenades us with a… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Phil Me Up, Before You Go Go (Phil Johnson)
Wrestlemania 31 is in the books, and Sam and Steve talk about the results, as well as the weirdness of wrestling fans, how hot the sun is and making friends with ‘roided out bodybuilders for the sake of their own safety. http://www.SamMarcoux.com http://www.twitter.com/TigerClawmedy Subscribe on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/predictably-drunk-podcast/id964905672?mt=2
PredictablyDrunk’s host, Sam Marcoux has his best friend of 21 years sit down and discuss his life as a Paramedic, as well as predicting the outcome of the main event for Wrestlemania 31. Also discussed is why he continues to play video games despite being an adult, and the most disgusting thing that has ever… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: SteveAMania 1
A MAGNUM edition of the podcast as Comedian Frankie Marcos sits down and discusses virtually everything for an hour with Sam. From how he got his start in comedy, to his New York City debut, to racial jokes and finally settling the lawsuit debate between two major California breweries with a good old fashion taste… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Go Frank Yourself! (Comedian Frankie Marcos)
A LIVE recording on stage at The Comedy U Show at Anna O’Brien’s in Honolulu, Hawaii with special guest, Comedian Patrick Tyrrell. Patrick and Sam the Hawaii comedy scene, his work to raise funds for pediatric cancer, Sam ponders who designed the layout of Honolulu as a city (no parking!) and Patrick fixes the New… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Hawaiirishman, Patrick Tyrrell
Abel Jaramillo is back for a third consecutive appearance. He simply won’t leave! But since he is here, we discusses why he pukes before every set, how to deal with hecklers, The ridiculousness of B.J. Upton changing his name to Melvin and what I would need to do to get into Abel’s motorbike gang. … Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Abel Refuses To Leave So We Did Another One
And we’re back with Abel Jaramillo as our guest, once again. Sam and Abel discuss what young comedians they like best, Abel’s first time doing comedy, Sam’s penchant for getting guy’s phone numbers after gigs, as well as Abel’s real favorite beer, Sam’s sister’s favorite comedian (Abel) and Abel’s idea on how to fix The… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: Dave’s Not Here, Man…but Abel Is
Comedian and Producer, Abel Jaramillo joins in on the fun this week as he gives his take on the comedy business, why he hates hockey, hanging out with beer snobs, and how he is sort of an accomplice to The Boston Red Sox third basemen, Pablo Sandoval’s criminal enterprises. Plus, Sam destroys Melissa Etheridge and… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: We Were Abel to Make it to Five
Comedian Jeremy Curry came by again to discuss a myriad of topics. In this episode, he fixes the Los Angeles Lakers, trashes the San Francisco 49ers, Miami Dolphins AND my sister. He also shares the story of fellow comic, Charles Kelly’s infamous Los Angeles “riot,” that he started. Check out Jeremy on March 6th and… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Fourth Is With Jeremy Curry
Stand-Up Comedian, Jeremy Curry sits down with Sam in the #PredictablyDrunk studios to discuss his start in comedy, what he loves and hates about it, and where he sees himself going with it in 2015. They also discuss sports, how they met, and attempt to try and set a record for the loudest laugh ever… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Third One with Jeremy Curry
Sam’s daughter is sick. Like REALLY sick. To the point where she turned his house into an indoor swimming pool of germs. In addition, Sam reads and responds to his first batch of hate mail with “Letters From PD-Philes,” announces future guests hosts and manages to irritate IPA fanboys everywhere by comparing Double IPAs to… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The Second One
PredictablyDrunk has officially shed its webcast skin and morphed into a disgusting, audio night moth. The first episode is up and running. Sam discusses the reasoning behind starting this venture, as well as why his real name sucks, why changing his name made it worse, and why guys love telling drunken stories about themselves, even… Continue reading Predictably Drunk: The First One
To most, the image in this post is instantly recognizable as the symbol for the Wu-Tang Clan. The popular rap group from the 90’s. The image may make you think of Method Man, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, RZA, or any of the seemingly endless members of of the group. But if you grew up in Dublin, California… Continue reading Too Much Fun – Saying Goodbye to Sheldon Salamanca
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else.… Continue reading The Night I Shomited
My daughter rarely throws up. She leaks snot like crazy and drools like a St. Bernard, but puking? Not really her thing. So it came with a tad bit of concern that she had thrown up twice in one week, a few days a part, while battling what appeared to be, a common cold. And… Continue reading The 4th Of July Emergency Room Story
Doing stand-up comedy is relatively new for me. For the most part, it has been an extremely fun experience. After all, who wouldn’t like to hang out with other funny people, suck down adult beverages and get paid to tell fart jokes? And while the process of writing and performing jokes for other people’s entertainment… Continue reading Five Things NOT To Say To A Comedian
- Coffee is infinitely better than tea. People who say otherwise are either British, or liars. Either way, they are assholes. 9. Midwest people can shut the fuck up about how Californians don’t know “real,” cold weather. Yes we do. 50 degrees is plenty cold. Don’t swing your frozen dick at us just because that… Continue reading 10 Things I Think I Think
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading Bombs Away
As a man, there are certain life moments that occur that graduate you from a boy, to a man. Learning how to shave, earning your driver’s license, graduating high school/college and of course the big one, convincing a girl to let you boink her. But a startling omission from the aforementioned list, is the ability… Continue reading Five Lessons For Using A Public Urinal
I know. I get it. No really, I do. Hell, up until about a month ago, I was one of you. But the kid squirted out, your friend doesn’t respond to you as quickly as they used to and you are left with more time on your hands and a serious case of the “you’ve changed,” blues. And… Continue reading Five Lessons For Friends of Friends Who Have Kids
“You are having a kid? Man, your life is never going to be the same again!” All new parents get told this. The problem is, we all know that our lives are going to change but no one tells us how it will change. It’s as if veteran mothers and fathers like to haze us… Continue reading Five Lessons for New Parents
I went to a funeral this week for a man I have known for 25 years or so. A man who fathered four daughters that I consider to be family and who consider me the same. As I sat at the service and listened to a song that will now forever be sad, with my… Continue reading Bobbing Out: Saying Goodbye
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading Horsing Around with Pokey
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading The Subtle Mugging Skills of a City Hobo
The following conversation took place on Monday, July 27th at roughly 9:45 P.M. It took place at a restaurant/bar in Discovery Bay, California between myself and someone I consider family. You may not find it hilarious, but I thought the whole scene was a riot. We pick it up halfway through the topic of… Continue reading Summer Re-Runs: The Infamous Steakhouse Conversation
As I sit here on my couch, realizing that we are all on the cusp of joining the last day of the first month of the supposed last year of our planet, I can’t help but think that I might have to forget about sticking to my 2011 resolutions, and perhaps update and upgrade to… Continue reading Resolving to Correct My Resolutions
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading The Butterfly Effect
7:28 P.M.-I am awoken from my hour long nap on my couch by a text from my best friend. The text consists of pictures of cigarettes, guns, alcohol and naked girls with a simple one word question…”Vegas?” 7:28-8:12 P.M.-Facebook trolling, Pandora Radio is turned on. After three songs, an advertisement for Trader Joe’s interrupts the… Continue reading Winsomnia: The Timeline of a Sleepless Friday Night
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading The Impromptu Waterbed Part 2
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading The Impromptu Waterbed part 1
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading Attack of the Zombie Bum
Through all the years of my life, I have come to the conclusion that I am good for two things: Getting myself into awful situations, and living to tell about it. Some of these involve alcohol, some involve medications, but ALL of them include my general dumbassery which, far outweighs the effects of anything else. These… Continue reading The Inadvertent Invasion of the Women’s Room Story