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The scariest stories on the internet made fun! All in about the span of a Coffee Break. Extra scream in your latte!
HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season!
Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021
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What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”?
Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby.
This week’s Stories:
“Black Magic”
By praisethe_emotrinity
Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps
https://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link
“I’ve had the same dream for 26 years”
By Allan Loe
Read by The Moors
Musical guest: The Moors
“Queen of Stings”
https://youtu.be/G7sn4JeUC84
”Introduction to Happy Horror”
by The Classy Wrecks
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This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months.
This week’s Stories:
“Journey into the woods”
By Trev Wavy
Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie!
https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_link
True ghost stories
Told by the band Mephiskapheles
Musical guest: Mephiskapheles
“Let them Come”
https://open.spotify.com/track/1hLVRj7ep6bRbKNbMaUdiB?si=YTlXaSsPQWOyguhkhCDEaA&dl_branch=1
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What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now?
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What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts!
This weeks stories:
"El Hombre Caiman"
A TRUE STORY!
Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror
@monicagarca62
"The Devil is in The Details"
Written by Thaddeus Yeung
Read by Davey Calabrese
Musical Guest :@calabrese666
"Hallucinatory Void"
@theclassywrecks on the intro
https://open.spotify.com/track/2388yEwLJcgmp2eon84q0n?si=pFjCskNZQEmfsXsrVyZ3hA
THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time!
This week’s Stories:
“Old Seal-Eyes ”
Written by Rylee Nickel
Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron
Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta
“Necromancy for Beginners”
Written by Katrina Slater
Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Bats
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_beginners/
Musical guest: The Whiskey Bats
“Attack of the Bleeding Brain”
https://open.spotify.com/track/6EMaIc7iYSQFXOOpAn9QN4?si=F5sIsv6sTaiK_yYYuHdzJw
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Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too.
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It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!!
This week’s Stories:
“Clairvoyant ”
Written by Christian Wallace
Read by Kato the medium
https://instagram.com/katothemedium?igshid=1x41a7ccglx2q
“Piper”
Written by Katrina Slater
Read by Gorrissey and Aidean the Fiend of The Mismiths
https://instagram.com/themismiths?igshid=ms77q58orxtj
Musical guest: the Mismiths
“Highway Horror”
https://open.spotify.com/track/7xm4o9PXZ6fpSTspQIQVdt?si=-RklnJO9Q1-lgGK424PQMA
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It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT!
”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan
https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/
“Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke
read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast
https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other-
workshop/
“‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzl
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas
Musica Guest: Backyard Superheroes with the song “Coal in my Stockings”
https://open.spotify.com/track/54ueU29LxWKA4lPmozWcLn?si=b3yzb0eSQCOheFh98Gm7RA
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Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you.
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As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”.
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!!
special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto
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SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares.
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Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!! This week’s Stories: “Bagels ” Written by Richard Saxon Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/ “I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay” Written by Blair Daniels Read by The Phantom Cowboys Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” Bagels - Creepypasta I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/12xfAqlLVHzEI526VClRXx?si=LGk5nHuHQNGcZcKxZxGb4A Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations
What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations
How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror! This week’s Stories: “Annabelle Lee ” Written by Edgar Allan Poe Read by Unkle Spooky “A strange object fell from space” Written by Christopher Maxim Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” A Strange Object Fell From Space - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/78NoHKpe4UZvlIBh8WpUjK?si=m6SNj-h5T9-BRBoplGxmhw Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations
What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One Built - Creepypasta Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult!
This week’s Stories:
“The Cave”
Written by Archfeared/Ethan I.
Read by Evan Hughes
“...in the end”
Written by Shannon Higdon
Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters
Musical guest: Nekromonsters
With “Undead”
The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom
In the End - Creepypasta
https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q
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What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on! This week’s Stories: “One Last Drink” Written by Shadowswimmer77 Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest: Super Monster Party With “Altered Beast” https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2F&e=ATN2qD2JL99GhutDr5sPWj7ScPOz6N7IHoBE5bVZ3Qfc6_MHtvUGrhLfG3W5GcfHXoSbHgG7CW_VMkxe32AS30tcxhOsrgRk9IaREQ&s=1 https://www.creepypasta.com/one-last-drink/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome.
The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg The Oracle - Creepypasta https://www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qc5GWceFHb8a6xgFp2ead?si=zhXqAn86SLandY51hTP3BA https://open.spotify.com/track/3t7H2MoNy45x7Jiwb5xgWQ?si= https://open.spotify.com/track/6AmLwDgSQxoQ8TZORSasht?si=LfdP6eM1THisY3U1_TLoWw https://open.spotify.com/track/3IlMet7SUltusMvyERnFla?si=O_faILo0SLiF8_IUpqKyOQ http://punkenstein.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sushi https://open.spotify.com/track/5LLBwxifo7jbCeNv7BFbJd?si=rfjoKOI0Ti2m7eWmoY1qsA https://youtu.be/5nGW_A4fG-0 https://open.spotify.com/track/4KzKCW9q3dLuhOU1c4ClMp?si=bLs3XcJGR16FFgJ6v4FSbg https://open.spotify.com/track/0JU5wHGYUPK4h0fhVvXoTJ?si=HzbTnAEuTXOkKJ93ewZtKA https://open.spotify.com/track/1QMkkrk1e5hIvtrKuDpa79?si=-ZuiGRdASyG3MDKYfEMrNw https://open.spotify.com/track/0Y79YuvzHHIiKmD5CmddKT?si=KteCSUu6SnSelfUs3tgTNA https://open.spotify.com/track/3jMt6d35H704RkPfVgNw8d?si=LYWJgv4sTWCFIQdrFNmCBA https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aiFmqEtzvTjuAhNtvFgvlNBZH7bvXG7c/view https://open.spotify.com/track/4uiTgilcYree4zGOfXgBWe?si=Fq3XDwahR9eWOqg9vbVTIA
It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up!
This week’s Stories:
“The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ”
Written Maurice Blocker
Read by Bobby Anthem
“Awaiting Input "
Written by Jackson Barnard
Read by Cucaracha
Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico”
https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw
https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d
Awaiting Input - Creepypasta
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Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more!
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Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w https://www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone.
Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
In this new side series, we let Garth Garfunkel man the controls as he takes us through his private record collection. Grab whatever drink you need to get you through this hour of terror and have a funky time with Funky! Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=3qlCmrfkRQCy4plcmNT_5Q https://open.spotify.com/track/1YZEXutwt6mN4DYFgs8uAa?si=4sGx4MW9SqGIlGe6tbJMDQ https://open.spotify.com/track/63pBLK8SilZqWoSeXRCA88?si=bL6cDmAlSXqiegGO8YpAXg Darkness | xSCHOCKx https://open.spotify.com/track/1LHRoUHxQXjzuDEEYnn2yA?si=fPDWoQKVTZ-CwP4c-V8ymA https://open.spotify.com/track/67FzlNjfBCa8PsIbODCUyM?si=B3WTcN7rSACo4O5pHiwWtw https://open.spotify.com/track/6tOthpBR07ToPSXr8yYbgC?si=Pf2yAyfgRACnZxBBpFDmAQ https://open.spotify.com/track/3woEarPBiocoRURWLBGcRN?si=42Opx_SfRWSqVMgSp3hXpQ https://open.spotify.com/track/0KeOvIXUKT7aaZ5sovcpTA?si=_YPjpsucRDSPxsT19LAzGg https://open.spotify.com/track/7MamivQWLK287qZajYuzTf?si=ve31qbf0Qk6a59YpiIDyWg https://youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk
Don’t you just hate it?! You clean and clean, day in and day out, but the dirt just keeps coming back! It’s just a fact of life we all must endure. The only advice we can give you is to take a lesson from this week’s episode, and stay far away from strangers with miracle cures. Here’s part one in our two part Crappypasta adventure, “Woebegone” a short story by Kelley Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: "I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler" Written by CageVenom Read by Ethan Smith "Miracle Girl" Written by Jason Gorbel Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out” I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta Miracle Girl - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak
Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead. This week’s Stories: "Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker" Credit to Brian and “Friends from school” Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most hot pockets!! I WON!!! "Satan Offered Me a Job" Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo) Read by Patrick Jankiewicz You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion https://www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G “Pact with the Devil” Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom Read “Tomcat” Thompson Musical Guest: TOMCAT and Kirby With song “Devil’s Polka” https://youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
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Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you! "I found a human tooth in my pocket” Written by TheBlueMovies Read by Charli Marie charli_marie.com “The Devourer” Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto Musical Guest: Zumbi Holocausto With song “Mata” h https://open.spotify.com/track/3xJPP5BG5VkvsFRzozQn61?si=5dgG5AB6QTOKU80VosPfPg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
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Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode)
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Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha "Terry" Written by Zolast Read by Bill Foster “Love Potion” Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com Read by Justin xSCHOCKx Musical Guest: XSchockX With song “Withered Lover” Music | xSCHOCKx ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
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Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker.
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Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton Fisher Read by Patrick Lescarbeau “Sarah’s Coulrophobia” Written by Kiriakos Vilchez Read by Daniel Mager Musical Guest: The Classy Wrecks With song “Superman (is going to Hell)” https://open.spotify.com/track/5CYLxcuH7m9cLxPEQuIIGK?si=NnF7RaKeTPCc5F9XM6qb5w ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha
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We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat!
Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Dawn Moultroup “Masks” Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser Read by Christofer Johnsson Musical Guest: Luciferina Light Orchestra With song “Evil Masquerade” https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5DXc4jIzwCoVm5Yd8QT7?si=2Q7yD9CbRcyvA13yir6QyA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
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It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think!
How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! Our lives are all made up!!
The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips
Through the window, by Brian
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Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffrey
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How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip.
The melon heads by Jet556
and read by Barry Henderson of Extraordinary Stories Podcast
The Murphy Horror House by Kelley Foster
Musical guest, Moonlight Zoo - Wild
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I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish.
Sauin, by John Fitzgerald
The Fairies, by Tom
The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin
Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back
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It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry.
Hands, by Unseen_wombat
The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown
Undying, by pbninja
Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea
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Happy Tex-mas! Somebody doesn’t get how mail works, so now we’re living the rough n tumble lives of cowboys, maybe.
A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack
Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy
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Pro tip for meeting scary French witch doctors in Canada: don’t. At least there’s crépes.
Sleep paralysis by unknown, Paris by unknown, La Nuit by unknown.
Musical guest Requin Chagrin
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You met Ooccoo! If you call her in a dungeon, she will let you out and allow you to return when you want.
Hecate Island, read by Ronin Geek Podcast
Concerning the masquerade by Brennan Smith
Musical guest That Awful Rhythm
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So the gang ended up in the land of Hasselhoff. Whadda buncha goons!
The Dentist by KellyAnneBlount, read by Cousin of the Bride of Happy Horror, Anna Wanschura
Doppelgänger by LoveLagsana
The German Medic unknown author
Musical guest Mine
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WAKE UP! The man is after us again! Well, maybe not you, you’re probably safe. Idk. Go delete your browser history just in case.
Hey, you! Be quiet and don’t move! You have a bug, right in the middle of your face... Give me that newspap- oh, it just your nose. Boy, is there egg on my face. Seriously, is there egg?
Once you hit play on this episode, whatever happens next is all on you. You’ve made your decision, and some things can’t be unheard. Hey, is that my silly putty? Put it back, you scoundrel!
Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view. And I say HEY! What a wonderful kind of day,
where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat.
Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears.
Get together and make things better by working together.
It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart;
Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other.
So the county only allowed us 5 minutes of studio time, so here’s this crap! Full episode will be out once bail has been posted! DON’t TELL MY MOM
So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you.
Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme back my dolly, you bastard!
It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! GOD FORBID WE ACTUALLY ADDRESS HIS WEIGHT PROBLEM INSTEAD IF ENABLING HIM!!!
Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody call an ambulance.
Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody call an ambulance.
What’s new, pussycats! Who says you can’t go home? The shadow tree trolls in your yard?! I’ll sue!!!!
Hey, shorties! Hope you brought your own tricks, all we got is a big ol’ treat! Today we re-enact the 1938 Mercury Theatre production of Dracula, read originally by Orson Welles. No pumpkins! L’ Chaim!
Hey! Did you know there are stories in here? Wow! Just look at ‘em! All lined up in rows. Makes you glad to be alive in this place in time.
What up, butt nuggets. Its yo bot, EERIS. The host is dead. Idk wtf. But whatevs. Im about to run this turd into the ground in 3, 2, 111001000001110010010011001010000111100101010010
Do you hear voices in your head? DON'T PANIC! Yoooooou might just be a medium. Or a large. PREPAID POSTAGE!
Is there something wrong with your animals at home? Yes there is! Don't argue with the episode description! I describe things, I don't make them up! God!! I get NO respect around here!!!
Who is that girl i see staring straight back at me? It's a ghost! Or it's the attendant at mcdonalds waiting to take my order. Who knows! Let's dance!
If you like getting grilled, this good cop/ bad cop episode is just the joint to smoke ya! I have no idea what I'm talking about now. STOP AND ROLL!
Here's the Christmas special that never aired! We thought it was lost somehow, but we found it stuck up inside the chimney! MERRY! This oughta ho ho hold your butts over til the eventual release of the next episode!
Do you believe in ghost? It exists! Patrick Swayze was phenomenal! Anyway, here are some SCARY AS A MONKEY IN YOUR MOTHERS LINGERIE ghost stories from the creepypasta online thing! SPANK IT!
Happy Independence day week, you turdodiles! All the sexiness of one explosive holiday, crammed into your biweekly coffee break companion! What am I even talking about? Who cares! 'Murica!
Trigger warning! there's a spider story here. if you listen to it all the way through, you may trigger the spiders in your house to attack you. there is your only warning. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BREAK!!!
After a long hiatus, the Happy Horror Coffee Break band is back, and there's gonna be some changes around here! The new format is going to be more like an old time radio show, with new characters and a new intro! Buckle up, baby dolls