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Derby previews, sketchy basements and Playoff Season. Listen Live to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show 5:30-10a on the iHeartRadio app.
So a Priest walks into a Mario Kart Race.....Heather's Gala And a Bee Keeper Records a MLB Save. Listen Live 5:30-10am Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show on the iHeartradio app.
Cheeseball Man, Star Wars Marathon And Who Played Hooky yesterday? Listen Live 5:30-10am to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show on the iHeartradio app.
We got ourselves a new Quarterback, Pete spotted in the wild and some weekend binge watching. Listen Live to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show 5:30-10a on the iHeartradio app.
New levels of Scammery, Pete's Swamp Story and the 100 Year-old Drummer.
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Gator wranglers, Pete's Federal Field Trip and Rock Star Restrooms. Listen Live 5:30-10am to Boston's only Classic Rock Morning Show on the iHeartradio app.
instagram discoveries, a "Hero"? among us and the trouble with wordle....Listen live to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show 5:30-10am on the iHeartradio App.
What Beer Pairs Well With Miranda Rights?, Boston Sports Parlays and a Weekend Tea Party.
Listen Live 5:30-10am to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show on the iHeartradio App.
Thieves are Trending, In Memory Of Dickey Betts And Motiviational Speakers Listen Live to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show 5:30-10am on the iHeartradio app.
We warned you about that eclipse, Smokey Pete and Toddler-Sized Fish. Listen Live to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show 5:30-10am on the iHeartradio App.
A Bruins legend Steps down, Won't You Be My Neighbor? And A Slithery Stick Up. Listen to Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show Live 5:30-10am on the iHeartradio App.
Gronk Leaves Another Divot, Marathon Recaps And Haunted Fingers.
Listen Live to Boston's Only Calssic Rock Morning Show 5:30a-10a on the iHeartradio App.
Pete's Panic Attack, Tree vs. Golf Cart And Some Marathon Factoids.
Listen To Boston's Only Classic Rock Morning Show Live 5:30-10am on the free iHeartradio app.
Scented Billboards, Frozen Four, Masters Updates and "Goldfinger". Listen Live On The iHeartradio App Weekdays 5:30-10am
Help Wanted: N.E. Patriots Edition, Wild Animal Encounters And Touch-FRee Body Scans (sign me up)
Guess Who's Back? Back again...., The High Cost of Love And How To Own A Piece Of History
Farewell to another Broadcast Legend, Three Bodies In The Backyard And Farewell to A Local Legend and Landmark
Slip Slidin' Our way way into work, Glass Door debacles and We announce the lineup for our WZLX 39TH Birthday Bash
The Team is (finally) back to usher in the New Year. We've got Storm Stories,Travel Tales And "Lemon Drop Linda"
Lottery Addicts, Is Optimus Prime Delivering Packages Now? And a VIP Flyaway Concert Trip
Did Pete's Optometrist rip him off?, Overdue Vinyl And We Add to your 2024 concert calendar
McKenzie's Tales From The Midwest, A Leftovers Sandwich For The Ages and Disney Strippers
Mall Traffic Nightmares, A Chance To Hang With Clark W. Griswold And Sketchy Holiday Parties
Alternate Jewlery Thieves, The accidental Lottery Winner and Is Ohio Man the New Florida Man?
Today we welcome back Pete And Heather. Once again, we all thank you for your support, compassion and love over the last two weeks.
B's Wrap Up+ C's Preview, Deadly Oil Changes And There's A New Sox Sheriff In Town...Almost
Traffic Copters and seagulls Don't Mix, Pennies From Heaven and Is Pete In The Dog House?
Who On The Show Has Been "Breakin' The Law"?, Worst Funeral Home In The World and An Ozzy Confession
Today we're joined by the legendary frontman/bassist/multi-instrumenalist of Rush to chat abotu his latest book and Tour.
A Former Sox Legend Weighs In On The G.M., Spirit Halloween warning and Funeral Home Fiasco
Captain America Got Married, The Demon Of Screamin' Gets Sidelined And A Boats N' Hoes Update
Heather's Involved In A Murder mystery?, Porch Pirates and we Check In With Kevin's Barber
'Memeber The Ice Bucket Challenge?, Big Week For Cocaine....Busts and Dog Poo Wall Of Shame
We're gonna need a longer CVS Receipt, Door Dash Disaster and Who Smokes The Most Weed?
Catastrophe at The Karlson's, Luckiest Golfer On The Planet And The Launch Of Music Television
The D.U.I. "Dummy Of The Week", Passenger Plane P.A. Performances And Some Lottery Talk
Karlson's Vacation Plans sOund ...dangerous, French Fry Fiasco And A 90-year Old Bodybuilder
We had the legendary "Thunder God" check in about his charity work and local, solo gig at Boston's City Winery
Unfired Fireworks, Sad Moments In "Book-Signing" History And Hit Me Baby, One More Time
A Perfect Game & a Struggling Home Team, Newton Rumor Mill Spins And PitchFork Vs. sword: Who Ya Got?
Wildlife Encounters, The Secret To A Long Happy Marriage And Part 2 Of The Mac And Bill Show
The "Girl From Ipanema" Has Passed away, News anchor arrested Twice in One Night and UFO Whistleblower
The Cahtty Inspector, Florida never Fails to Disappoint And The Cheers Bar Sells At Auction
A Frosty Special Guest Joins Us IN-Studio, An 83-year old Hollywood Legend Is a New Dad And Brady Rumor Mill Keeps Spinning
Celtics Heartbreaker, Dueling anthems And A Rock Star Spotted Kayaking .....In Full Stage Clothes
Real Life Encounters With 5:30 Club Members, Kevin's Windshield Note And Coyote's In The City
Toilet talk: ....for Science, A "You Be The Judge" And Your Boston Sports Weekend Preview
The Drunk Of The Day? Try The Drunk Of The Year...., Bruins Winger Nick Foligno And Diabolical Furbys
Massive Metallica Announcement, The World's Most Expensive Sandwich And arnold: The Pothole Hero
Greasy, Naked Florida Man, A Star Wars Scare And A Candy Most Of Us Have Been Mispronouncing
Best Team IN The NHL Recap, Operation: "Got Milk" And The Last Meal Game Got Cancelled?
Update On The Giant Stolen Spoon, Angriest Bus Driver On Earth And Auto Brewery Syndrome
Dad Hires A HIt On A Family Member, A Tainted water Supply And A Visit From The Sausage Guy
World's oldest Drag Queen, A Vibrator Settlement And A Weird Place For A Water Glass To End Up.....
Listener EMails, Farewell To A Patriots Legend And The Great Jelly Bean Shortage Of 2023
Karlson's Treasure Hunt, A Not So Ideal Mode Of Getaway Transportation And Stripper On A Fire Pole
Pete's Unconventional St. Pats plans, Road Rage At The Drive Thru And Swallowing Lego For Science
Is somebody chopping onions in here?, a Theme Park Hack For Parents And The Boston Strangler
Winter Of Death Claims A Legend, Kevin's Casino Adventrues And a Super Bowl Streak Is On The Line
Today's "Florida Man", Inflatable Fetishes and Does This Refund Check Make My Tax Look big?
Fish Fees, Put On Your Robes it's "You Be The Judge" And Reactions to the New, $50 Scratchy
Warning: another Go FundMe Scam, Airplane Serenade and "You Be The Judge" - Pizza Oven Edition
Another Football Championship For New England?, Place Your Bets + Kevin's Got A Vermin Problem
The Great Chicken Wing Heist Of 2023, Traffic Causes Dain Bramage + A Pair Of Big Announcements
Kevin's New "Side Hustle", Financial Advice From....Ocho Cinco? Plus, A Big Game Teaser With Dave Grohl
The Walk Of Shame-School Auditorium edition, Tito's Scooter Update And A "Serial Farter" On Network T.V.?
Eastbound and Down...(Under A Truck), The Karlson Family Lottery Dilemna and One Of Us Has Been "Moonlighting"
Pete's Pride and Joy Gets Pulled Over, Kevin's Streaming Picks and We "Go Hollywood" With Oscar Noms...
Scariest Toddler On Earth, What are We Streaming These Days? and Porn Soundtracks In The Wild
Paying respects to a legendary Guitar Hero, Billionaire gets speeding ticket and a Pet Tiger Cub
Celebrity Drive Thru Encounters, Sox Season Dealt Another Blow and Terrible Tinder Dates
Welcome Back! We got Kevin's Trippy Holidays, Pete's Road Trip and Heather's Headlines!
The Immaculate receiver Passed Away, Unwelcome christmas Tree Residents and Where's Kevin's Bonus?
How long could you go without turning on your heat?, The Mercedes Benz of Faucets and an Avatar 2 Review....
Pete's beloved Pub is closing up shop, Ernie The Elf drops by and a Christmas Care Package arrives
Pete's 1st Class Family, Kevin's Social Media Ineptitude And Who the H**l Is "Sandrew"?
Who's Spouse got caught Shoplifting?, Ernie The Elf gets hot and bothered and a question of morals.
The gang's all back together reliving their thanksgiving weekends, The Velveeta Lawsuit and The Return of Jay Leno
Lottery Splurges, The Pepper-Eating Champion Of The World And We're spreading some Joy.
Which State Screwed Up The Powerball Drawing?, Price Gouging And High School To Head Coach In The NFL
It's The Heather And Kenny Show This Week, We've Got Your Patriots Recap, Sleeping In The Dog House And E.T. Hits The Auction Block
The Red Hot Bruins, Another Mysterious Noise Haunts Local Residents And Kevin's Road Rage
A 109 Year-Old's longevity secret, Listener Emails and A Giant Rubber Duck Is On The loose
When Kevin's away....Mrs. Karlson Will Play, Strippers At The High School And Slap Fighting
The Show may only be operating at 50% capacity, but all your favorite features and giveaways are still going on!
Kevin and Pete may be on vacation, but have no fear, the (sort of) Dynamic Duo is here!
How To lose Your Job From Social Media 101, Flying The Chicken Coop And An Origin Story
The Bruins Hall Of Famer and President joins us to talk all things Comics Come Home and the upcoming NHL season
We're joined in studio by the legend of "The Office", "Hot Tub Time Machine", Brooklyn 99", and his new series "Killing It".
Kevin had to take the day off because Mrs. Karlson had her gallbladder out. Happy to say all went well and Kevin was back Tuesday!
Here's the Karlson, Mckenzie and Heather Show from Friday April 26th, 2019!
Lots of laughs as we have THREE comedians on: Sebastian Maniscalco, Chris DeStefano and Christine Hurley!
The Full Karlson, McKenzie and Heather show from Monday April 15th, 2019 from TJ's in Ashland for Marathon Monday!
On today's Karlson, Mckenzie and Heather show we talk about creepy Joe Biden, Brookline's scooter launch fail and we bid farewell to a member of the show! Listen to find out who it is!
Here is the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast from March 14th 2019 for you to hear!
Open your ears and listen to the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast from March 12th 2019.
Ever got lost on your way to pound town? That's the question the caller hung up on but hear what he had to deal with before it got to that point in this Senseless Survey.
Hear Pete's return in this Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show Podcast for March 11th 2019.
After Pete has been out for 2 weeks (one was vacation in his defense) dealing with knee surgery, we threw him right to the wolves and had him do a Senseless Survey as Chuck Barkley.
Heather used the alias of Natalie for this Senseless Survey and got this really creeped out with some of her questions. Check it out.
Greg Allman maybe dead but he lives beyond the grave in this Senseless Survey. Done scratching your head? It's just Kevin using his name as his alias. Check out this Survey.
Jackson read the name backwards but Lee Harvey Oswald was his alias in this bell ringing survey.
Judging by the title, can you guess who was in charge of this survey? Take a listen to find out.
Radio's own Pete McKenzie is currently laid up in the hospital recovering from knee surgery that included titanium cobalt and plastic. Kenny Young, filling in for the vacationing KMH, checked in with Pete to get an update post surgery. Take a listen.
Heather, or Angela, was asking the sensual questions on this survey and when it came to some dickering, the caller wasn't having it. Check it out.
Kevin used Bob Plant as his alias and the woman he had on the line had a laugh just like Jackson. Take a listen to hear it.
Jackson had the option of choosing to either have the bell rung for random questions and statements or try and beat the buzzer when he screws up a question. Take a listen to find out if he chose wisely in this Senseless Survey.
"Steve" was really getting to the woman that he dialed up that she hung up requiring Jackson to dial the number again. Hear how she hung up the second time on this Senseless Survey.
Joe Elliott, singer of Def Leppard, checked in with Karlson McKenzie and Heather to talk about their newly announced Vegas residency, being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and more!
Open your ears and listening device to check out the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show from February 18th of 2019.
Kevin thought it was clever to use Robert Seger as his alias in this Presidents Day edition of the Senseless Survey for 2019.
Listen to the February 15th 2019 edition of the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast.
Not really. Kevin just hijacked the name for this edition of the Survey which might have been good luck because the woman on the line hung up at first but answered the call back taking Kevin's senseless questions for a good chunk of time. Check it!
Listen to the Valentine's Day edition of the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show from February 14th 2019.
Heather was trying extra hard on this Survey to hit on the caller and maybe get something more out of this conversation for Valentine's Day. Check it out and take a cold shower after.
Take a listen to Kevin going through his questions for this Senseless Survey and you'll understand why Batmo isn't completely spelled out to Batmobile.
After ditching the bell and just buzzing Jackson for his failure at asking questions, the show decided to combine both in this "crumby" version of the Senseless Survey.
Kevin was hung up on with a "Good Day Sir" by the man he dialed up so he called him back. Hear the contentious call back in this latest Senseless Survey.
It was sexy time on Friday and Heather brought it in this edition of the Senseless Survey. Check it out.
Kevin was the man behind the phone call today using the name Terry Cloth to get through this Senseless Survey.
Jackson picked the name of a character from Dumb & Dumber for this latest twist on the Senseless Survey ditching the bell for something else. Take a listen to find out what the change is.
Here is the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast for February 5th 2019. Check it out!
"Tom Brokaw" returned to do the survey this morning and he wasn't short on dirty questions. Take a listen.
Pete ran into Kathy during an appearance at a local grocer before the Big Game and she was thrilled to talk about how much she loves the show and the survey so they dedicated it to her. Check her and the survey out.
Here is the Big Game Recap Edition of the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast for February 4th 2019.
It was Heather's turn to take the reigns for the Senseless Survey using the name of a That 70's Show character. Take a listen.
This might be the last time we have to hear the bell ringing for Jackson but that all depends on how Jackson will do on the next time he is charge of the Survey but for now you can hear how he did on this latest Senseless Survey.
Kevin was in control of this Survey using Sean McVay as his alias and the person he was talking to had enough when Kevin asked about hooking up a car battery to a certain body part. Check it out.
Dirty "Dante Scarnecchia" took control of the Survey today surprising the show with his verbiage. Take a listen.
Kevin's Survey ended with the woman hanging up over a question about toe rings on her mom but take a listen to how she got to that point.
There was a discussion over whether or not to use the bell for Jackson during his Survey. Hear how that went and how many times it was used on this Survey.
Heather, or Stephanie Tanner, was asking the questions in this Senseless Survey and one question about pancaking got Kyle to hang up but listen to how he got all hot and bothered before that. Hear the show discuss what pancaking might actually be.
Kevin was in charge of the survey today and the last question he posed to the person the line had the show in stitches afterwards. Take a listen.
"Antonio Brown" took a break from posting on social media about the Steelers to do the Senseless Survey for us. Take a listen.
Jackson was up to his dinging tricks but couldn't keep the girl on the line long enough to satisfy Kevin. Hear the quickest Survey so far this year.
Kevin was in control during this Survey and when one of the last questions to come up with your stripper name, it was the final straw for the person on the line but not for the show. Take a listen.
Heather really hit a nerve with Jack while she used the alias of Tonya Harding. Hear how she took Jack for a ride before he hung up.
One of the last questions Kevin had combined sneezing and farting. Hear how the Survey got to that point.
It was another "celebrity" Senseless Survey with "Kevin Hart" asking the questions because he still wanted to get some Oscar talk off his chest. Take a listen.
Jackson used Marty Funkhouser as his alias this morning hence the title of this Survey podcast. Hear if he funked it up enough for the caller to hang up while the dings were coming.
Well it was Kevin using Jeff's name as his alias and the man on the line didn't seem to care. Hear how Kevin butchered his way through the Survey.
Jackson got a car loan from Pete McKenzie with certain terms on the loan. One term was that if he missed a payment then Pete would have Metalhead Mike shave part of an eyebrow. Hear how it was handled.
Heather took the reigns on this Survey using Diane Chambers as her alias and this guy didn't last that long....with the questions.
Kevin used Eminem's real name as his alias and things got a little "dirty" towards the end. Take a listen.
Jackson was dinging his way through this Senseless Survey using the alias of a Patriots player.
Heather was doing her usual sexy voice on the Survey and with it being Christmas and all Ernie the Elf along with Santa chimed in. Take a listen.
Santa had a tall task this morning. He was asked to scare straight a 23 year old girl named Hannah. Her mother referred to her as princess which set the tone for the rest of the interview. Take a listen to see how the 23 year old dealt with Santa over her potty mouth.
Kevin rang up a lady today using the alias Skip Bayless and Heather noted one question in particular about toes that she brought up for discussion. Take a listen.
Ernie came in candy canes a blazing and called up Roger who seems to be a little thief at work. See how the contentious phone call went down.
Jamie is a little bit of a gold digger and Ernie the Elf was let in on this by her cousins. Hear how the call went from fun to a hang up real quick.
Santa called little Camden this morning because he's been a naughty boy on the bus going to school. Take a listen to see if he will turn it around in time for Christmas.
Tony V is being honored at Laugh Boston for his years of comedic service to Boston so we had him on to talk about that and other topics. Hear the hilarity he brought to the show this morning.
Pete took on the persona of Steve Harvey for this Senseless Survey. The woman who picked up her phone this morning didn't know what she was being asked and eventually hung up.
Kevin was at the controls in this survey using Al Horford as his alias. Hear him ask about numbers, beds and what he prefers between dingle and dangle. Check it out.
After singing how awesome he is, Ernie warned us about what Santa might do in your house before calling Brittany who is not liked at work. Hear how Ernie dealt with her.
Beantown Greentown is at it again to break another world record. Last year they rolled the longest joint and now they are doing it a little bit longer wrapped in....GOLD! Dr. Kind dropped by to show their progress and where you can see it in all it's glory.
Brendan is a fireman and also likes to do funny videos. This year he decided to dress up as an elf from the movie of the same name but taking it an extra step in engaging in pillow fights with random people in the city of Boston. Hear him talk about with KMH.
Little Grant got a call from Santa this morning to get him off the naughty list in time for Christmas and the show believes this is one of the few times it might've worked. Take a listen and decide for yourself.
The bell kept ringing so Jackson kept asking questions after the caller had enough of his questions. Hear which question the woman hang up on during Jackson's Senseless Survey.
Ernie the Elf rang up Tom who has some porn habits that need to be changed. Ernie also brought up what Pete and Kevin like in their porn habits which gave Heather a chuckle. Hear how the "elfing" went down.
We'll save yourself the two cents and give you the advice to listen to this survey that Kevin was in charge of in this edition.
Santa rang up the house of a little kid named Jackson to try and get him off the naughty list in time for Christmas. Hear how it was handled and if it worked.
It's that time of year when the Holiday Pops are upon us and Keith Lockhart makes the rounds to promote it. With that in mind, Pete brought a piece of music his neighbor made to see if he would like it or not. Hear them discuss that and what carol was specifically made for the Boston Pops.
Rich was the receiving end of getting an Elf-o-gram this morning from Ernie about how he treats his neighbors. It got pretty heated towards the end. Hear how it all went down between the Elf and the human.
Someone sounding like Kendrick Perkins did the Senseless Survey this morning and went for a good while before the caller hung up on "Perk" in this latest survey.
The woman Kevin called this morning hung up after a question about badminton. Since it was Friday, Kevin thought a call back was in order. Hear how that went.
Pete is desperately trying to break even this season with his Locks bringing us another double lock this time. Take a listen and see if Kevin has his full support.
Ernie the Elf was up this usual tricks with his Elf-o-gram calling up Amanda that is using GoFundMe to fund her lifestyle. Take a listen.
Santa came in with all his cheer about beer and called up little Sylvie to scare her straight in time for Christmas. Apparently she likes to hit her brother which was brought up and dealt with by Saint Nick. Take a listen.
Heather was the one asking the questions on this Senseless Survey using the alias Margaret Bundy referring to the Married With Children mom but without the annoying "ALLLLL!" Hear her make this guy uncomfortable with her questions.
Ernie the Elf rang up Joey who likes video gaming and infertility is an issue in his marriage. That's right. An Elf talking about infertility. Hear how it Ernie got into and out of this awkward conversation.
Kevin used Dante Scarnecchia as his alias asking about kidneys to how to refer to your backside with a letter. Listen how "coach" did.
NESN Bruins announcer Jack Edwards joined KMH this morning to talk Rick Middleton's number being retired, what the B's should target in the trade, Cassidy supporting the team after a loss, is the real Rask back and Kevin wants to know his level of excitement for Christmas.
Jackson used Steve Sweeney as his alias this morning for bell ringing survey. Kept the bell going even after the caller hung up. Hear how the senselessness happened.
Pete graced us with not one but two Locks ahead of Thanksgiving for Week 12 in the football season!
Heather used a different pronunciation of Cyndi Lauper to fool the man she called up. Problem was that the guy didn't even let her get to one question so we had to call him back. Check it out.
Here if the full Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast including all the recaps from the Turkey Meat & Greet!
Another week and another day Jackson was in control of the Senseless Survey until the bell started to ring. Take a listen.
Ok well "does" might be the wrong choice of words but William Clinton rang up a woman (of course) to answer some of his Senseless Survey questions. To all of our surprise, it went for awhile.
Take a listen and find out how Kevin handled the woman on the line whom didn't like some of his questions during the Survey.
It's Week 11 in the NFL and Pete is looking to some NFC action to help him be whole in his locks so far this season.
Ann Wilson on the line for Senseless Survey. Of course it was actually Heather doing her usual survey thing. Kevin in true fashion brought up how the sisters of Heart were part of a romance rumor. Check it out.
Ernie The Elf returned this morning from the North Pole to take the latest reporting on dangerous toys to task! The show also noticed he was a little overweight. Hear what the little fella had to say about it all.
"Martin Walsh" was up for doing the Survey this morning and did pretty well without stumbling. Hear how he handled himself.
Between Kevin's Whitey Turkey, Pete's Tariff Turkey and Heather's Queen inspired Turkey, take a listen to find out which one came out on top through voting via Twitter.
Jack's Abby is hosting our annual Turkey Meat and Greet this year so we had one of the founders on to let him know what he's getting himself into.
Kevin used James Page as his alias but left a bitter taste in everyone's mouth with one question/suggestion on how to use a Brita filter. Take a listen.
Listen to what the guys have in their minds for a creative turkey for their annual Meat and Greet then go vote over at their Twitter page @karlsonmckenzie for Chef Apar to decide what to create.
Jackson kicked off this week of new Senseless Surveys and this edition had him answering the bell after the person already hung up on him. Listen to how it unfolded.
C's Legend and Broadcaster Tommy Heinsohn joined the show this morning to talk about how the Celtics are doing so far, did he have a sports psychiatrist back in the day and who on the show received a Tommy Point!
Here is the survey for November 9th, 2018 where Kevin used Rob Dylan as his alias and had the woman hang up after asking about pumpkin spiced mouthwash and lotto winners naming natural weather occurrences.
Pete has been feeling good since he started the double locks of the week so he continued the trend in this latest for Week 10 with a side of Pats audio.
Seth Rogan's laugh was in full effect during this Survey as Pete tried his best to imitate the stoner actor for this edition of the Senseless Survey.
Lewis Black is coming to the Boch Center Shubert Theatre Friday and Saturday this weekend of November 9th. He gave the show a ring this morning to talk about voting, the Red Sox and more!
Kevin took over after Heather's "Wonder Years" performance yesterday and used the iconic guitar player's name as his alias so shut your mouth and listen!
Heather brought some Wonder Year nostalgia to the Senseless Survey this morning with a variety of questions.
The hockey legend Bobby Orr dropped by the morning to talk about his new book and the stories behind some of the pictures. We also had some audio of Chara and Marchand on the legend to hear.
Jackson started off strong with a question he should've saved until he had the surveyor on the phone hooked like a fish taking the bait. The guys explained to him how to proceed and so they had Mike redial. Take a listen to see how it all unfolded.
Hear the discussion about the new Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody with movie review blogger and ZLX DJ Angie C!
Pete is trying to make up for his losing record by doing ANOTHER DOUBLE LOCK OF THE WEEK!
Tom Green unexpectedly dropped by the KMH show this morning and has a bunch of shows at Laugh Boston the weekend of November 2nd.
Nick Mason has a new tour with his band Saucerful of Secrets that's hitting Boston so KMH had a chat with him. Listen to find out of Kevin ruined it.
Kevin wishes he could have the acting skills of DeNiro but it didn't stop him from using his name as the alias for the Senseless Survey. Check it out.
"Ryan Seacrest" did the Senseless Survey this morning but it didn't leave us a vote to find if he'd come back. Take a listen.
It's that time of year for the KMH Turkey Meat and Greet to start rolling out! Hear all the details including a new location!
Kevin was at the helm today taking care of the survey as everyone's favorite Supreme Court recent nominee. Take a listen.
KISS just announced their final Boston show EVA! It's at the TD Garden next March and Gene Simmons along with Eric Singer talked with the show about their final tour and if they think Gene sounds like Cardinal Sean O'Malley.
And by Ms. Nicks we mean Heather doing her thing asking questions in her sultry voice. Take a listen and let us know if it reminds you of being on the Edge of Seventeen.
Here if the full Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show podcast for October 29th 2018 with wall to wall Red Sox coverage of their World Series win.
Jackson used Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation as his alias in this survey where he boldy goes to ask questions if people can understand them.
Well Kevin kind of looks like Peter Griffin right? Take a listen to see how it all happened and what question the caller hung up on.
Radio's own Pete McKenzie has a dreadful lock of the week record within the past 5 years at 1-5-1 so he decided to up the ante. Take a listen to see what he did.
Belichick has a little extra time on his hands with a Monday Night game so he tried his hand again at the Senseless Survey. Take a listen.
Kevin used Will Smith as his alias in this Survey which included a Star Wars question from our boss. Hear how Kevin got down with it.
Jackson was at the helm today to steer his way through the Senseless Survey. Take a listen and let us know if the bell should stay or go.
Heather used the name of Brenda Walsh from 90210 as her cover when she brought her sexy voice to the phone lines for this edition of the Senseless Survey.
Will Pete be able to turn it around in this pick with his current record at 1-4-1? Listen to hear what he chose for this weekend!
Howard Carr, a.k.a. Kevin, took on the Senseless Survey this morning to ask some ridiculous questions. Take a listen.
Well let Horny Brokaw take a little break for a bit before we let him back hoping he would calm down a little. Take a listen to see if it worked with the questions he asked.
Kevin used the alias of Justin Verlander to throw some hard hitting Senseless Survey questions at the caller. Listen to see if any of them landed as strikes.
Jacks....I should say George Costanza took charge in the Survey this morning when he wasn't having to read random questions when the bell was rung. Take a listen.
On this full show podcast of Karlson McKenzie and Heather for October 15th 2018 the show recapped by the big wins from the Pats and the Sox including audio from fans courtesy of Laurie from the Street Team and Metalhead Mike, Kevin talked about his wife's fear of bananas, kids freaking out at a haunted car wash and what happens when a man brings a chainsaw to a lawnmower fight.
And by Ms. Lauper we mean Heather. Hear how she handled this guy because Pete felt a little scared when it was done.
Pete feels like he's letting everyone down with his record for his Locks in this NFL season so far but he's looking to bounce back with this pick! Listen to what it is.
Kevin used the alias of George Jefferson to get a woman on the line for the Senseless Survey. Hear how she handled him.
On this full show podcast of Karlson McKenzie and Heather for October 12th 2018, the show talked about a knight in Dumb Ways to Die, Pats and Sox to gear up for the big sporting weekend along with Adam Kaufman to break some of it down, Chuck Nowlin doesn't know when the Senseless Survey airs, Melania being bullied along with Kanye's White House visit, Pete's new hobby, famous Vegas handicapper Brandon Lang to give some wagering tips and it wouldn't be Friday during the NFL season without Pete's Lock of the Week!
Well it wasn't really Chuck because do you think he would wake up this early if he's not getting paid? Pete always wanted to be Chuck and this was his time to do it. Hear how Pete did impersonating Chuck with his senseless questions.
Well it finally happened! After months of talking about it, Pete has finally secured a car through a mechanic friend. Hear how it all went down when Jackson picked up his new set of wheels.
During this full show edition of the Karlson McKenzie and Heather show on October 11th 2018, the show covered people being too heavy to ride donkeys, the remake of Pet Semetary, Jackon's got a "brand new" car courtesy of Pete, a little sprinkle of Pats and Sox audio, a woman thinks a squirrel is an emotional support animal, You Be The Judge over teens trick or treating and talk of the new Batwoman.
In this full show podcast for Karlson McKenzie and Heather on October 10th 2018, the show talked about the Red Sox beating the Yankees to head to the ALCS with all the celebration audio you need, a 911 call over a whale, the latest with the Pats, Raging Jon Keller on hosting the Massachusetts Governor debate and Heather is making some new friends at iHeart.
Kevin used the name of Mike Seaver to hook the caller on the line to answer some questions for the Survey. Hear how he pulled it off and whether or not wearing your hoodie backwards is good for snacking.
During this full show of Karlson McKenzie and Heather on October 9th 2018, the show talked about the Sox pummeling the Yanks in Game 3 including Brock Holt hitting the cycle with reaction from the team and beyond, Drew Brees breaking a record with Tom Brady reacting, the latest on Hurricane Mike hitting Florida with a report from our friend Frankie, Jimmy Page on his first rehearsal with Led Zeppelin, what Bill Cosby had thrown at him this time and a woman had to drink her own urine to survive.
Jose...or Jackson if you've been playing along...took charge of this Senseless Survey and the man on the other end of the phone line wasn't enjoying his time. Take a listen to figure out why.
Due to technical problems, this full show podcast is the half show podcast or half assed...whatever you want to call it. In this show, you'll hear about Gisele's first date with TB12, CPR on a squirrel, people putting urine in a microwave, Kevin's water tank is leaking, Jackson getting a "new" car and Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys dropped by to talk about his wild weekend in Vegas to promote his boxing event at the TD Garden.
"Rachel Green" was handling the phone today during the survey and it sounds like the man on the other end might handling some other things after it was over. Hear how this latest Senseless Survey went down.
Of course Ke...I mean Alex Keaton doesn't know what precocious means. Listen to find out how it came up.
In this full show podcast from October 5th 2018, the show talked about the Pats win over the Colts with sounds from the game to post to Laurie in the stands, goat sounds, big Sox and Yankees postseason series along with a chat with Pete Abraham, Pete's Lock and performers from Screamfest at Canobie Lake Park shocking Heather!
During the Karlson McKenzie and Heather Show on October 4th, 2018, they talked about spoiling their kids, Pete had a gnarly dream, Bruins failing in the season opener along with Marchand confusing us with his last name, Kevin dealing with his neighbors mail, Adam Kaufman from WBZ dropped by to talk Pats, Pete doesn't like Kevin's favorite store, Kevin got a call from a scammer so he naturally screwed with him, fast food in the USA and Pete saw a Zeppelin tribute band running into Red Sox players.
"Andrew Luck" was on the phone ringing up a woman in this latest Senseless Survey. He didn't like how the first call went so there was another attempt. Check out how it went down.
Bruins open the season tonight against Washington so we played back Pete's chat with Chara from Bruins Media Day a couple days ago. Take a listen.
Pete sat down with Tuukka Rask the other day at Bruins Media Day talking about trials and tribulations of being in goal and Metalhead Mike talks some metal with him since he's a metal fan also.
Here is the full show from October 3rd, 2018. The guys and gal talked about clapping banned in the UK, Pot shop issues in a local town, Pete talks with Chara and Rask ahead of the Bruins Opening Game along with Billy Jaffe checking in, a kid on anesthesia with an awful mouth and how you could be a part of a local film or tv production with Angela from Boston Casting.
If Kevin looks like Scott Baio then Jackson really has a beautiful speaking voice. Hear how this latest edition of the survey went.
Dave Russo dropped by the show to promote his next show in Plymouth October 6th to benefit the Wheelchair Strong Foundation.
In this full episode of the Karlson McKenzie and Heather show from Oct. 2, 2018 you will hear the guys talk about giant mosquitos, Tom Brady chatting it up at a press conference, You Be the Judge over a Soccer Mom suing over his son cut from a team, a man throwing water at a homeless person, Pete talking with Bruin Brad Marchand and Dave Russo In Studio!
Here is the full show from October 1st, 2018. The guys talked about the Pats win, Sox ending their season with a win, a woman that loves moose poop, Paul McCartney on 60 Minutes, Lindsay Lohan trying to run off with some kids and more!
Stephanie Tanner...a.k.a. Heather...brought the sass in this edition of the Senseless Survey
Keith Lockhart dropped by this morning to promote his Franklin Park free concert and their Halloween treat of PSYCHO at Symphony Hall. Take a listen.
"Belichick" surprised us this morning to take care of the Senseless Survey. Hear how it went considering how he handles press conferences.
Here is the entire show from Karlson McKenzie and Heather on September 27th 2018. Here them talk about Fans duped by social media, latest Patriots news, O.J. commenting on Cosby going to jail, Remy returning to the booth, Gisele thought about suicide and which state is the most sex crazed.
Sharon Osbourne was doing her talk show thing on "The Talk" and one of the women on the show asked about her sex life. Boy did she let some details out about it. Take a listen and let us know what you would compare your significant other to in the bedroom.
Today, Sept. 26th, is our very own Pete McKenzie's birthday. Hear what some on the show got him along with what his daughter got for him. Will the presents go away as quickly as a cloud of smoke or will it they stick around? Take a listen.
Of course it really wasn't Sox Manager Cora. Here what Kevin prepared for questions in this latest edition of the Senseless Survey.
And when we say "Belichick" we mean Jackson this time. Hear how it went with all the dinging going on.
Separately of course but listen to when each member of the show lost their virginity which was brought up after a Fox News interview with the Supreme Court Judge nominee.
One KISS themed wedding chapel is pulling out all the stops to get KISS fans attention by adding Ace Frehley to be your best man if you choose to get married in KISS style. Hear the show discuss.
Neal Brennan stopped by to promote show at the Royale Boston Thursday September 27th. He talked about not getting texts from Jerry Seinfeld among hanging with him, people not knowing who is but know his work and depression. Take a listen.
Heath....I mean Kelly Kapowski was behind the microphone taking care of the Senseless Survey. She really had the man on the phone going to the point where it ended oddly.
Kevin and Heather took part in the annual Ride to Defeat ALS. It didn't start out so hot for Kevin and Heather had to explain why she didn't take some medication beforehand.
Scott Rogowsky of HQTrivia was in studio with Karlson, McKenzie and Heather this morning ahead of his show at The Wilbur at September 21st. Here him talk about the game and putting a caller up against Jackson in a 3 question trivia game.
Metalhead Mike of the Karlson & McKenzie and Heather Show went down to Purchase Street Records in New Bedford to chat with the legend Dee Snider ahead of his show at Mixx360 on September 14th. They talked about how his latest album "For The Love of Metal" was put together including all the guests on it, why he sold the rights to the Twisted Sister catalog, how a song he wrote for his wife as a Christmas present ended up in the hands of Celine Dion, favorite food on the road, why he goes along the rule of no politics, sports and religion when hanging with people after Mike brought up sports and what sitcom star has a tattoo in a very naughty place. Check it out!
This morning Dr. Robert Leonard dropped by with Rob Ninkovich, Wes Welker and Scalabrine to promote an event he has going on. Kevin brought up Nink's suspension and they compared it to what happened to Edelman. Take a listen.
Heather's sultry voice was back for this Survey and the man couldn't decide what voice to speak in when she brought up hot dog water. Take a listen.
Kevin came across some social media posts discussing the most depressing meal a single man could have. Everyone gave theirs on the show and we got some texts also. Can you top it?
Our beloved Patriot Tom Brady commented on a social media post of two hippos doing a naughty act and the guys had a hard time trying to describe it. On top of that, Gronk was asked by TMZ about it and Gronk answered in true Gronk fashion.
Running into the studio in excitement for the interview, Kevin had to calm Mike down when Marc Summers called in to talk about the return of Double Dare.
Just one word to describe this survey and it's swampass. Take a listen and I warned you.
Pete had a talk about the end of the school year for his daughter who deals with little kids and she couldn't be happier for her time off. Probably more than hanging with her beau.
A list came out that named Massachusetts as the least patriotic state and WBZ's Jon Keller has a BIG issue with it that made him rage this morning!
Jackson was back at the helm for this edition of the Senseless Survey and we had a little fun with the bell but of course he mentioned something before it started that Pete didn't seem keen on. Take a listen.
Gary Hoey has some shows in the area coming up and we had him studio to plug those as well as other music news including publishing rights to songs. Take a listen.
Today's Senseless Survey featured a White House Cabinet member and talk about a popular burger chain restaurant. Take a listen.
The #MeToo movement hasn't slowed down "Tom Brokaw" from hanging around our studios and insisting on the doing the Senseless Survey. He made another call today and after we brought up a podcast that ripped us off but at least gave us credit. Take a listen.
You know Arnold From Kindergarten Cop saying "Who is your Daddy and what does he do?" Well that's you're probably asking about the name Kevin used. Well he's our boss. Take a listen to the survey and find out if Kevin still has a job Monday.
Wicked Tuna is having their 100th episode air over the weekend and we had Paul Hebert from the show on with us. It's always a fun time especially when he tries to get Kevin on a boat. Hear the fun conversation they had.
The golfing pride of Brockton Matt Parziale joined us this morning to talk about his tours since coming back from the US Open and throwing out the first pitch at Fenway Friday night. Before we ended the conversation though, Pete played a game with him "Golf Club or Stripper Name!" which went...well listen to find out.
Guys can't get enough of Heather doing her sexy voice Senseless Survey so she was back at it again in this latest one. At the end, Kevin brought up a comment by a listener about cheating answering her questions. Take a listen.
Can you imagine life without garlic bread? That's the last question on this edition of the Senseless Survey. Take a listen to how it got to that point.
Take a listen to find out who got a new car on the show and how he or she did on their trade in.
Well the Senseless Survey today had a different ring to it. Hear the survey and the latest questions.
Social media was lit up with dumb lies yesterday so we put the call out to listeners to let us about theirs. Hear some from our listeners via phone and text. Compare them to what you've done.
Kev...I mean "Justin Treadau" was taking care of the Senseless Survey this morning and many, many Senseless questions were asked. Not really though. The guy on the phone line didn't take it so well but a discussion about the Trivago guy came up post survey.
Jackson was visiting his local doctor and the Doc pointed out that he looked like a young version of a famous actor. We were all stunned but take a listen to find out who it was he resembled.
The Pride of Brockton Matt Parziale joined us this morning fresh off his medaling in the US Open over the weekend. The guys talked to him about lots of things including how he blew off the G.O.A.T. Tom Brady! Hear how it happened.
Well this Survey was a fun one because Heather got through all her questions in her super sexy voice while the caller had no idea what was going on. Check it out.
Massachusetts Native Devin is a self proclaimed Wizard that rides the subway trains of New York granting wishes. We couldn't believe it so we had him on to talk about his wizardly ways.
We had Dave Littlefield on this morning or you might commonly know him as "The Sausage Guy" on Landsdowne Street slinging the tubed meat to hungry fans. He was on QVC last night to sell his sausages so we wanted to know how it all happened from beginning to end.
Did Kenny Young just do a Senseless Survey? I mean he is the "Night Rocker" and all but getting up this early? Take a listen to find out.
Kevin and Pete had a nice little chat with Richie Sambora who just released a new solo album with Orianthi. Kevin almost ruined the interview from the beginning but Pete brought it back on the rails with his fandom of Bon Jovi. Hear them talk about breakfast, his songs, who has a better voice and ass in the band, betting at the Belmont and more!
Current Boston Celtic Kyrie Irving was made available to the media yesterday to talk only about his new movie titled "Uncle Drew" based on the soda commercials. Pete was lucky enough to sit down with him and chat about a few things including Shaq's behind.
Well "Tom Brokaw" made his way back into the studio for this version of the Senseless Survey and he might have pushed his luck this time. Hear how it went down.
We just can't get rid of Jackson doing the Senseless Survey since we started ringing the bell during his Q&A with callers but today was special because the caller wanted to speak with a "Supervisor" which is a first. Hear how it happened and who was the "Supervisor" that helped move it along.
Heather brought back her sexy voice to do another Senseless Survey as Natalie and the guy seemed confused a little bit about what was going on but eventually hung up when Heat...I mean Natalie asked about staying in his bunker.
Who decided to call it a Muffin Top and not a Belly Donut was one question that got the show laughing after Kevin was done handing out Senseless questions to the woman on the phone. Take a listen.
Jackson was back today to take the reigns of the Senseless Survey and the dinging of the bell is still going strong but how strong were the questions? Listen to find out.
We guess word has got out that "Tom Brokaw" was calling people for the survey because this woman that was rung up hung up immediately but was called back. Hear how that went.
Kevin was back at it in the Senseless Survey and talked to a proclaimed great American who thought he was being pranked by a guy named Larry. Listen to the senselessness.
Kevin had his Saturday night ruined at dinner when a couple announced they were getting divorced. Have you ever gone through this? Take a listen and let us know.
Kevin went on a round trip walk of 2 miles with his brother and sister in law to get some ice cream yesterday. When they got back to the house though, Kevin's sister in law started to feel odd and soon after 911 was called. Hear him describe what went down.
Heather was back with her beautiful voice to talk a caller in this edition of the Senseless Survey. Hear what questions she had prepared and the back and forth the caller didn't expect before he eventually hung up.
Today is National Donut Day and Pete McKenzie took full advantage of it visiting his local Dunkin establishment. While he was there, he tried to abuse the offer just a little bit. Hear how it went down.
Kevin casually mentioned one day that his daughter was moving to Dorchester and boy did listeners let him know about it. Hear what emails and the callers had to say about it.
Jackson went to catch some of Dead & Company at Xfinity Center last night and brought back some audio of some characters including one that made $150 of a PB&J sandwich!
It was Jackson's turn again to be the host of the Senseless Survey and Kevin kept up the ding of the bell game which didn't seem to phase Jackson but to the caller...well listen to find out how that went.
We can't seem to get rid of horny "Tom Brokaw" since the #MeToo movement caught up with him. Hear what he had for questions in this edition of the Senseless Survey.
Kevin had a hard time finishing the last question during the survey regarding pizza teaching kids shapes which the caller hung up on. Hear how it got to that point.
It wasn't Larry, the bird from Fruit Loops or Woody the Woodpecker but it was a "big" name in households for a long time. Hear who it was and the questions Pete had about playing said bird.
Kevin was driving back from Ohio visiting his mother and took his son Chris along for the ride. At one point during the trip, Kevin had to go to the bathroom really bad. When he parked he heard a little kid say he had to go also. Hear how it all went down from there.
Remember when Kevin couldn't believe a golfer from Brockton went to the Masters along with an actual course in that city? Well he ate humble pie over it and today said golfer Matt Parziale joined us to talk about various things before he heads to the U.S. Open.
But will it last? Take a listen to see how it went with her approach to asking the questions.
Another supposed big movie is dropping over the Memorial Day weekend and it's Star Wars related so we brought Angie C on to talk about since she is reviewing movies now and is also a huge Star Wars fan like Metalhead Mike is. Hear what she had to say about it including what Star Wars character is hanging in her bathroom.
Well of course it really wasn't Charles Nowlin but Kevin thought it was funny to use his name. From porkalypse to 26.2 meaning how many crackers you eat, Kevin had some great questions including the chance to punch a Disney character in the mouth. Hear how it ended though which Heather didn't seem to like.
Jackson was at it again attempting to do a Senseless Survey and right away they noticed that he looked greasy. Jackson tried to defend it saying he was working on brakes yesterday but did take a shower so try to figure that one out. He also tried a new clever nickname. Kevin threw a wrench into it though stating that every time a bell was rang, he would be handed a question he must read. How did it go? Take a listen to find out.
Looks like "Tom Brokaw" can't stay away from the Senseless Survey and he's getting either better or worse at it depending on your view of the questions he asked in this survey. Take a listen.
After playing a round of what you hear with something a listener sent between John or James, Kevin got into the survey calling a fella to answer some questions he had. Between asking if he says tit for tat and if women super heroes should have designer knock off hand bags, the guy had enough when Kevin asked about exposing his shirt hams. Hear how it all came to an end.
Marlon Wayans dropped by the Karlson & McKenzie show to promote his shows in Medford and down at Foxwoods. He also has a Netflix special and a new show on NBC coming up for a 5 week run. The guys talked to him about music, who is the least funny member of the family, what Kevin thought was a great line from his special and then the subject of White Chicks came up which started quite the discussion because Heather has never watched it. Check it out then go buy tickets to his show at the Chevalier Theatre in Medford.
Jackson was up to the plate, or phone, for the Senseless Survey today after Heather's sexy survey the day before. Hear what he chose for his name and the caller wanting to get off almost immediately. Jackson was able to string him a long for a few questions. There was discussion by K&M with him about his name choice also. Take a listen.
Celtics Co-Owner Wyc Grousbeck joined K&M this morning to talk about the Boston Celtics in the playoffs and he couldn't be more excited. He enjoyed us playing audio of Tommy Heinsohn connecting the old to the new teams and said Tommy can watch the game from wherever he wants. We played some audio of "Lebron" in the locker room after the Cetlics beat him in Game 2 and he distanced himself from that pretty quick but with a laugh. Heather chimed in about Coach Brad Stevens past and Pete ended it asking about the schedule being a possible hindrance to the team. Check it out and get ready for the game Saturday night.
Heather wants to bring sexy back to the Senseless Survey but to be fair, sexy isn't a term to describe this show at all except for the one doing this survey. Hear Heather with her dulcet tones giving a good survey.
"I don't even know what a candy dish is" was an answer to one of Kevin's questions when he asked he didn't have self control to have one. Hear that and other questions from salads to meatballs to fruit cups. Take a listen.
A woman in Saugus climbed up a tree to avoid some coyotes while she was walking her dog. Kevin poked some holes in the story and believe she was doing it for some attention. Hear his reasoning and if the rest of the show agrees.
Pete was out at his local pub to take in the Celtics and Cavs game 2 of the playoffs and when the game was coming to the end with the Celtics looking like the victors, one of Pete's friends who is a Celtics fan rang up a couple Cleveland bars to give them some grief. Hear how it went down.
There have been a bunch of stories coming out this week about the Royal Wedding between Prince Harry and Meg Markle so we decided to bring back Kelly Lynch who is in the know about what's going on across the pond. Take a listen and see if Pete might actually tune in to watch it.
Well, I guess it's hard for "Tom Brokaw" to get a job since he was accused of sexual harassment so he's been moonlighting as a Senseless Survey questioner. Take a listen to the latest questions he had for the caller on this edition of the survey.
Kevin really loves when his wife leaves town to have some alone time and had to tell us about before he got into a story with audio about his wife having an issue with bartenders taking a sip of her drink with a straw to test it. Hear how the situation went down with a discussion.
Pete went back to good ol' Ohio to visit his folks and specifically his Mother for Mother's Day over the weekend. Pete loved it with all the food cooked for him. Every year Pete buys her a bunch of word searches that she like to go through. Pete couldn't believe some of the words used in a specific word search and brought back some audio of them trying to figure it out.
Kevin was back at the controls for the Senseless Survey today and rung up a house wife who was convinced this whole thing was joke. She got her confirmation when Kevin asked if she likes her bottom lip bitten. It took a question about panty underwear for her to hang up.
Pete and his daughter both got pulled over within 24 hours of each other but not with each other. Pete's daughter got pulled over speeding and Pete got pulled over while in an Uber to the station on Friday morning. Hear how both went down and if they both got tickets or not.
Before Kevin ate his humble pie at Thorny Lea Golf Club, Pete hit the links with the pro who made the cut for the Masters and had some discussions with him which he brought back for our listening pleasure. Take a listen to his chats with Matt Parziale.
Pauly Shore dropped by Karlson & McKenzie ahead of his shows at Laugh Boston this weekend which you can still get tickets for. With Pete headed to Cleveland, It was Kevin, Heather and Metalhead Mike in the discussion from dealing with age, finding ladies for President Trump, people wishing him well after his Mother's passing and more!
When the Master's tournament kicked off a little while back, it came out that a golfer made the cut from Brockton. Kevin couldn't believe it nor the name of the golf club he was a pro at in Brockton. Hear the story and what happened at the Thorny Lea golf club yesterday when the show went for lunch.
After trying out an Axl Rose impression on his previous attempt at the Senseless Survey, Metalhead Mike was surprised to find out an hour beforehand that he would be doing the Survey today. Hear how he did with the questions he had and the show discuss if he should do it again. What do you think?
Heather revealed to us that she's been getting emails to make the Senseless Survey her own and what better way than to talk sweetly and sultry to a man which Kevin and Pete enjoyed and want her to do it again. Take a listen and....you can decide what to do with yourself after.
Well, Kevin wanted to give Jackson another shot at doing the survey today even after he couldn't remember his name the first time he was at the helm. Off Jackson went and the guy hung up on him pretty quick so they called that guy back. Hear how Jackson handled himself.
A moose up in New Hampshire got up close and personal to a couple right outside their window and they recorded it which in turn wound up all over the nightly news last night. The guys played audio of it and had a little hard time with the high baby talk they were hearing. Hear their reaction to it.
Boston Pop's conductor Keith Lockhart dropped by this morning to promote the 2018 Pops season kicking off soon including an awesome night of rock music on May 15th and 16th called "Rock the Pops" with music from artists we play. Hear them talk about tv themes Kevin pitched to him including Westworld so Kevin asked him if he'd ever "do it" with a robot, musicians being replaced and if he was ever invited to the Met Gala like Tom Brady. Check it out then go buy some tickets to the POPS!
It was Kevin back behind the mic for the Survey this morning after "Tom Brokaw" had his shot yesterday and might be coming back. Kevin used Albert Horford as his name in honor, or dishonor, of the current Celtic star tearing it up in the playoffs. Hear what "Albert" had for questions including one about vaping that Kevin elaborated on after.
With recent sexual allegations against Tom Brokaw breaking last week, "he" apparently is trying new avenues to get some income so "he" tried to do the Senseless Survey today. Hear the "booming" questions he had prepared after the first call didn't go through.
The guys had NESN's Play by Play guy for the Bruins Jack Edwards on to recap what went wrong with the Bruins. From "lickgate" to the horrible officiating, Jack explained it all but the guys were more interested in his summer activities and they couldn't believe on of them he'll be doing in Vermont. Take a listen to find out what it is.
It was finally back to the man who should be doing the survey all the time and that would be one Kevin Karlson. He rang up a man and convinced him to take the phone form of the survey. From drunkenly trying to answer a banana to outsleeping your dog to people digging up graves, the guy was at a lost for words a few times. When Kevin asked about raisins, the man started to question Kevin. When he brought up the man's grandpa though, he hung up quickly. Take a listen.
Every year around this time we talk to horse expert Jessica Paquette about the races and what horses are favored. They also talk about what their picks will be which have turned out to win big and also lose badly. So take it for what it's worth and compare your picks to theirs before you do some wagering before the Kentucky Derby on Saturday.
Pete was at the TD Garden with his drinking buddies for Game 3 of the NHL Playoffs between the Bruins and the Lightning last night. Despite the loss, Pete had to try and find ways to make it fun. Hear the people he ran into including one couple he badgered.
It was Metalhead Mike's turn to take the survey this morning and he was the last of the show to try their hand at it. Or should we say "Axl" tried it since he thought his Axl Rose voice would be fun to try. Take a listen and then go vote on our Twitter page who did it better between Mike and Jackson.
Kevin couldn't wait to tell us his hot horse racing betting tip he got via phone last night. He went into all the details even if he couldn't say some of the horses name partaking the derby this weekend. Will you use this hot tip?
Kevin had a doozy of a day yesterday from his car's windshield being smashed by a rock to issues he had a local drugstore. One of the problems at the drugstore had to deal with coupons he tried to use to get crutches for wife who just had surgery. Take a listen.
After forgetting what time it was, Jackson finally made into the studio to partake in the Senseless Survey. The guys didn't know what to expect so the phone was dialed and off the went. Take a listen to the questions Jackson prepared and how many times he forgot what name to use.
Heather Ford, or Cotton McKnight, was the one that had the task of doing the Senseless Survey this morning. From smells over the phone and how much does he tip a paperboy after not getting the newspaper, the guy wanted reiteration of who was calling. Heather, or Cotton, told him and he was unsure of what was going on. Heather went on to ask about various things but reeled him asking him if he like her enough to answer more questions. Hear how she rammed the end in.
The Celtics have made it to the 2nd round to take on the Philadelphia 76ers and game one is tonight which you can hear on WZLX. Hear the guys talk about getting pumped for the game tonight, picking his favorite current Celtic player, hanging with different team owners and if his band would be available to play on a duck boat in the future. Hear it all and then tune into ZLX tonight to hear the game over the air.
Well it was time for Pete to come up with some questions again for his third time as the Survey host. Hear what name he used and the questions he came up with in this version of the Senseless Survey.
After announcing that all next week, the Senseless Survey will be done by everyone on the show including Metalhead Mike and Jackson! Thought ought to be interesting. Kevin, or should I say Chuck Barkley, rang up a man to answer the senseless questions. Between Spring Sprang and confusing angina with vagina, the caller didn't know what was going on. Kevin went on to ask about Dr. Dre, male breasts, harvesting peanut butter filled apples and being pretty forgettable. It took a question about a Mom and her crock pot recipes along with another about Elon Musk that made him hang up. Try to survive the whole thing.
We couldn't believe it but someone from Canada called the show this morning. We didn't know what to expect. Kevin and Pete tried to give him some grief but the guy was too nice. We did enjoy his last comment that everyone in Canada hates Nickelback. Take a listen.
Kevin was out and about yesterday in Woburn for a Dewalt Tool Sale and decided to have some fun with some listeners. One tried to blame ZLX for losing the Super Bowl and Kevin asked another some "names" from the NFL Draft. Check it out.
Pete was hanging with his buddies pounding Fireball during the Bruins game last night while eating some Chinese food. Hear what they did to some friends and what they found to keep their superstitions alive.
Kevin was out in Woburn yesterday for a Dewalt Tool Sale and talked to some fans of the survey. Hear what they had to say about it before Kevin dedicates to them. Obviously keep listening for the cleavage filled survey.
Yesterday it was Heather's turn to do the Survey which came with mostly positive votes on our Twitter poll but today came time for Pete to be the host of the Senseless Survey. Or should we say "Morgan" hosting the survey. Check it out and head to our Twitter page @karlsonmckenzie to vote on it!
The one and only Tony V dropped by Karlson and McKenzie talk about his kicking off the Women in Comedy Festival starting today and going through the weekend. The guys chatted with him about that, Former First Lady Barbara Bush passing, and more!
Well the day has finally come when someone besides Kevin had to give the questions for some poor random person to answer. Heather Ford took up the torch today and lit the phone on fire when she had a woman answer her senseless questions and ended with a question about a goose.
Pete was watching the Bruins game the other night and found out one of his buddies is a Bud Light Lime fan besides Kevin. Pete couldn't believe so he brought it to the table for discussion. Pete recorded his conversation with Derek about the drinking of Bud Light Lime bringing up Kevin and the new drink Bud Light Orange which Derek found to be delicious. Hear how the conversation went and what Bug Light should put in a beer next.
Kevin let the rest of the show know that it's time for others to start asking the questions to callers on the Survey. It was met with mixed reaction from Pete and Heather. Hear their reactions and oh yeah, a Senseless Survey that "Matty" did.
The show was broadcasting live from TJ's in Ashland just a few miles from the starting line of the Boston Marathon and we're able to pull off a Survey using their phone lines. The guy Kevin dialed up though never heard David Price talk though because Kevin used that as his name. One of the questions that seemed to irk the caller was when Kevin, I mean David, asked about his opinion on pillow shams and another on the allen wrench. Check it out.
Doug Flutie is running the marathon for his foundation and called into the show to check in with the guys. They talked about the crappy weather, the race itself, if Doug sent Belichick a Happy Birthday card and his thoughts on Tom Brady along with Gronk missing OTA's this week. Take a listen.
During the show's broadcast from TJ's in Ashland which is really close to the starting line of the Boston Marathon, Heather bumped into a girl in the bathroom who was changing from wet clothes. Turns out that she just ran from the finish line to the starting line and will be turning around to do it from start to finish! Hear the guys minds be blown in their conversation.
This Senseless Survey has questions about itching internal organs to not liking the person you become when the waitress puts bread on the table. The woman Kevin rang up questioned him throughout the way but when Kevin asked about the snorting condom challenge, even he had a hard time containing himself. Take a listen.
Kevin and Pete were at a work event with advertisers so Kevin decided to ask these fine people that keep us on the air what they would think he could pitch as a TV Pitchman. Hear the hilarious answers and let us know via Twitter or Facebook.
It's been 50 years since Amby Burfoot crossed the Boston Marathon finish line as the winner so we decided to catch up with him to talk about everything surrounding this year's race including the inclusion of transgender runners. Hear what he had to say about that and if Amby thinks Kevin would every run.
Kevin dialed up a dude this morning to answer a couple of survey questions and he obliged. From mistaking a seahorse for a Saxophone to making sure your package went down the slot at the post office, this guy was getting dumbfounded by these questions. He did get a chuckle out of futon is Latin for divorce though. He thought the next few questions were absurd and had nothing to do with anything and he had enough when the notion of a fickle pickle came out.
NESN Play by Play announcer Jack Edwards rang us up this morning to talk about his favorite time of year, BRUINS PLAYOFFS! That's right folks, the Bruins are lacing up for a big game tonight as they start their run in the playoffs and hear what Jack has to say about it.
After the guys talked about Julian Edelman posting (and has taken down) a video of himself working out with the TB12 Trainer, the guys got into Bill Belichick's new dog named Nike. Hear what Bill would sound like talking to the dog and even sings about it!
A woman picked her phone unknowingly Kevin was on the other side of the call to giver her some senseless questions. The first senseless question Kevin asked if adults should have daycare for drinking games. She said no to that. From NASA to Mambo #6 to a comma to between Hey and Jude, she started to realize something was up. Especially when Kevin asked about the back tattoo of Ben Affleck. She said no to getting her dog an Easter basket and finally hung up a few questions later when Kevin brought up mason jars.
Meredith Goldstein is a relationship and romance writer for the Boston Globe and she has a new memoir out called "Can’t Help Myself – Lessons and Confessions from a Modern Advice Columnist." She dropped by to talk about how relationships these days are different and Kevin thought it would be fun for her to go over the love lives of the producer Metalhead Mike and call screener/quasi producer Jackson. Take a listen and decide how it went.
Kevin's cousin in Pennsylvania sent him an urgent text to call him right away as he was about to sit down and watch a TV show. Kevin ignored it at first but then got more texts sent to him. Kevin thought it was a death in the family and decided to give it a call. Hear the story and then the prank call to a Sex Addiction Intervention Line.
Kevin confused the man he dialed up right out of the gate asking about Vaping and lies. The man eventually said he didn't know what he was talking about. Kevin followed up about watching Cops backwards and the guy wanted to know what he was being asked. To confuse him more, Kevin asked a tongue twister about nuns and nun-chucks. The caller didn't change his tune so Kevin went out to have him finally hang up when he asked about plants and pollen. Kevin then wanted to reiterate how important it was to get Pete's question submission correct.
This was a quick edition of the survey this morning because the woman on the other end of the phone line could smell what Kevin was cooking. From murder whoopsie to waking up at work to licking batteries, the woman wanted to go because she thought the questions were weird and wanted to go when Kevin brought up medicinal mozzarella sticks. She hung up and Kevin called her back up to try and give her his "home run" question. Did it work? Take a listen.
Since we are radio folk that typically don't do anything manly around the house hiring others to do it, we like to judge things we might think our manly calling them "Manchievements" and the show decides if it qualifies. Today Jackson had two to run by us, stacking wood and changing breaks. The guys quickly shut him down on the wood part and later in the discussion they had a chat some other wood. Take a listen.
"Hanley, Hanley Sausage Dandy" was a hit on Lansdowne Street with our Dave "The Sausage Guy" because he couldn't believe how many people showed up for the secret word eventually having to cut it off. We don't blame him because the man needs to make a buck. Pete went down to witness it all and talked to many listeners including a guy from Tennessee! Take a listen and get excited for what looks like a good Sox season ahead.
Chappaquiddick is being released this weekend for everyone to watch the story of Ted Kennedy and the infamous lake. Gary Tanguay has a role in the movie so we had him to talk about it. The guys got into theories, how much he got paid to do it and snuck in some Celtics talk at the end. Listen and try not to drown yourself after.
This guy said he'd take the survey if it was short and he himself made good on that because you know Kevin wouldn't. The first senseless question rattled off was if the guy knew when Snoop Dogg turns 60 that he'll be 420 in dog years which confused the guy. Kevin then asked him if he knew by eating meat, he was absorbing the power of other creatures. The guy wanted to know what this was for so Kevin gave him is "operator number" and then asked about sneaky people. The told Kevin not to call him anymore. Kevin then asked about self teaching karate moves, chest bumping grandparents and how many times he'd step on a scale before he accepted the answer which made him hang up. Now listen while practicing your sweet karate moves.
After the first person Kevin dialed didn't pick up the phone, another call was made to a man that picked it up. The first senseless question Kevin had was to rename what D.A.R.E. meant to Drugs Are Really Expensive and the guy said it didn't sound right. The guy wanted to know who was calling after Kevin asked him about working in the White House. Kevin explained and then asked what his favorite "fever" is which made the question what was going on even more. He finally hung up when Kevin asked about a flag. Take a listen.
After annoying Kevin by trying to talk to him before he hit the air, Jackson had a story for the show about he has come across an item Pete left at a listeners house from a long, long time ago. Hear the story and the guys reminisce about some old day drinking days.
After Pete was done talking about the things banned from the Masters, Kevin brought up an email he got yesterday about the Brockton guy playing in the Masters coming up. Hear him read the email and see if his tone changed from the day before.
Super Troopers 2 hits theaters on 4/20 and two of the guys from the Broken Lizard Comedy Troupe dropped by to talk about it. Hear Erik and Kevin chat with the guys about the money part of it, the screening of the movie Jackson went to and the fear of going up against a Marvel movie the following week after it opened.
The guy Kevin called in this edition of the Survey thought he was talking the actual Census over the phone right out of the gate. The backspace key, bad cholesterol and cannablism are a few of the topics Kevin brought up before he brought up an avocado being a dinosaur egg which set off alarms on the guy. Hear how it all ended.
Eddie Money has a new reality show called "Real Money" premiering on April 8th and he checked in with the guys to talk about it and also gave us a his new song "Brand New Day" to check out. Hear the guys talk to him about Boston, living with a full house and what's to come on his reality show.
Larry Lucchino checked in the guys this morning to talk about what's going on with the Sox and the Rally for the Jimmy Fund! Check it out!
This Tuesday morning Kevin rang up a female that identified as so and asked if she agrees the most impressive thing is that marathon runners don't check their phones for 3 hours. She said no to that question and the next few until Kevin asked about her motto about things she could control which confused her. From dramatic sneezes to crying after eating a bag of chips, the woman asked what is this?! Kevin gave her the usual line and went on. She finally told Kevin these questions were stupid but hung up when Kevin brought up the size of her hands. Check out the whole senseless thing.
Pete gave us a rundown of his Easter Sunday from crafty egg hunts to alcohol to a friend putting herself in a bubble so no one got sick to alcohol. Oh yeah we mentioned that. Take a listen.
Kevin was visiting his Mother in Ohio for the Easter holiday and some stories of the family were revealed from a grandmother that slept around to and an Aunt that got remarried a bunch of times. Take a listen and let us know if hit holds a candle to your family.
Kevin deemed himself "Employee of the Month" for the Senseless Survey but I don't think the guy that he rang up this morning agreed. Take a listen to find out all the cheesy senseless questions.
After wishing a listener a happy 50th birthday, Kevin rang up the phone and a gentlemen picked up the phone. He first asked him if he was suffering from succotash. He didn't think so so Kevin followed up if he would be interested in buying wife cancelling headphones and he said yes. The caller needed to clarify "abracada-bra" when Kevin asked though. After more questions, when Kevin brought up throat punching and Donald Trump Jr., the caller wanted to get off and couldn't answer one more question. Hear how it ended.
Before we got to the Survey, Kevin treated us to a 911 call about a man claiming to be Jesus that broke into a Pizza Hut. When we were done with that, Kevin rang up a woman to take the survey and she endured questions about punching mimes, food stains on workout clothes, asking Uber drivers certain questions and someone having an actual banana in their pocket. Don't worry there is more which you'll have to listen to find out!
I wonder if Tommy all gave us secret Tommy Points after this interview in which we talked to him about Kyrie Irving, resting for the playoffs and more! Listen to the Celtics legend and broadcaster.
After joking around about Steve Burton over at WBZ catching flack for wearing and not wearing a vest while he is on air, the guys talked to him about all things baseball and the opening of our beloved Red Sox season today. Check it out.
On this Hump Day edition the Senseless Survey, a gentle fella was rung up by Kevin on his cell service phone. Kevin confused him right from the start asking him that having one fleece jacket is a "fluse" which threw the caller off. From saying hello to a dog to Geraldo Rivera to Dire Straights are getting their chicks for free still. The guy said this is a prank call and repeated it again and again. He finally had enough when Kevin asked him if he got drunk at wine tastings and screams out his Mother's name during sex. Have you ever done either of those?
Kevin got a hold of a woman this morning and the first Senseless question he asked was if she ever had a tattoo surgically removed to put on a jean jacket. She didn't have any tats so Kevin moved on to asked about a Maserati, no one is eating Tide Pods anymore and if she thought Cambridge Analytica was an indie band. She didn't. Kevin then followed up those asking which one is butt stuff, the birds or the bees? She wanted to know what he was talking about so Kevin moved on to drag queen cookies, a movie called the "Pork Chops" and how to pronounce Petsmart. Check it out!
Kevin claims he is known for going number 1 on command when it comes to going to the bathroom for anyone that asks including when his doctor wants it in a cup. Well yesterday he had a bit of a problem. Hear him describe it and the let down he feels inside.
Kevin kicked off the latest edition of the Senseless Survey talking to a listener at the World of Wheels that wasn't really a fan of the Senseless Survey but Kevin was trying to make him a fan by dedicating to him but the listener just said don't do it. Hear that along with the Survey.
Kevin ran into some listeners at the World of Wheels from one guy that listens to us at work to drown out the country music and running into a Boston news anchor that lied to his face about listening to the show. Hear that all went down including Pete's rendition of a McCartney song intro.
Pete went to the college basketball tournament that hit the TD Garden last Friday and Saturday. He ran into a big Villanova fan that wouldn't stop cheering for the team. Turns out he was an old male cheerleader for the team. Pete then talked to a woman that he speculated was there with a teacher but gets clarified. Take a listen and see how your bracket is doing.
K&M sent Metalhead Mike to the 4th Annual New England Cannabis Conference. He talked to a couple vendors to help educate the marijuana listeners of the station and also ran into a fella dressed up as what he called himself "Potsquatch" during the day. Hear it all while you light up.
Claire Rogers is a Boston College student that really loves golf and even interns for a golfing magazine. To top it all off, she sent a gift to the doctor that performed surgery on Tiger Woods to fix his back. This intrigued our resident golf "guru" Pete McKenzie and had to talk to her and of course Kevin had to take a pervy turn but the conversation didn't go off the rails and she kept talking to them. Do you love golf as much as Claire does?
Former Boston Sportscaster and TV fixture of 30 years Bob Lobel checked in with us to talk about his advocacy of Medical Marijuana which he has been using for a few years now instead of pain pills. He will be hosting a panel at the New England Cannabis Conference over the weekend at the Hynes about it. The guys mentioned talked about that, various ways he could use it and if Tom Brady could use it to prolong his career. Take a listen.
On this edition of the Senseless Survey, Kevin was able to talk to a woman about a panini is an Italian sports car, sneezing, buying organic free range Cadbury Eggs and how to prounounce the word "The" as "Thee" before her suspicions went on high alert. Kevin went to ask more questions but when he talked split seconds, she hung up on in one. Kevin then brought up a question his wife asked him and with audio of course. Take a listen.
Pete is attending the college backetball tournament when it hits Boston this weekend and there will be no alcohol being sold. This doesn't sit well with Pete. Hear them discuss why and how he might be able to sneak some in. (Which we don't condone...wink wink)
Do you own a Wal-Mart Tuxedo? You know you do. Hear the question that spurned this great line by Kevin in the latest Senseless Survey.
On this Wednesday, Kevin asked this woman if her whole life was behind her and if she aksed Alexa to play Nickelback to clear people out of her house. She wanted to know who was this. Kevin then asked if she could the name of an STD which made her exclaim "Oh My God!" which was the precursor for the hang up. Hear how this quick Survey ended.
Well the next nor'easter dubbed "Toby" is about to hit us so K&M had our new friend, for now, WCVB's Kelly Ann Cicalese on the show to talk about the latest forecast. Pete also had some getting to know you questions including if he she did the Irish jig over the weekend.
The guy Kevin rang up wanted the survey to "be quick" so Kevin got right to it asking if he enjoyed eggs only in cake mix, started texting random numbers "I'm Pregnant!" to people and if his superpower is he doesn't have to duck under helicopter blades. The guy couldn't believe what he was being asked telling Kevin he didn't know what he was talking about. Kevin asked him if he dreads when warm weather is coming because his grandfather will start dropping certain parts of his anatomy. The guy only stayed for a few more questions laughing to his hang up. Hear how it ended.
Kevin told us this morning that he had a rough time sleeping with the Mrs last night because she thought a spider ran across her face. Hear his discussion and argument for wanting to sleep in different beds and possibly different rooms.
Kevin brought up that male birth control pills might be a common thing with recent studies showing how effective it is. He also wanted to know if the producers on the show would take it. Hear if they can talk about it without being juvenile.
From mistaking a can of Pringles for Alexa to using a warm tortilla to wipe butter off your face, the guy Kevin called this Monday morning couldn't believe what he was being asked. When Kevin brought up naming a little girl "Pizzeria", the caller sounded like he wanted to get off the line and eventually did when Kevin brought up the double p in a certain word. After he was gone, Pete gave us audio about some fans loving the Survey.