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Jonny P and Xtreme discuss wargames, board games, and card games that they are currently playing. Listen at your own risk and prepare to have your ears violated.
It's a full Tournament Graveyard this week with four tournaments, GenCon stories, travel disasters, awards, fouls, floods, and somehow Jonny P still finds a way to stretch Xtreme's tournament recap by another 30 minutes. Classic Main Guy.
Along the way we cover dream talk, the mystery of two "Bryans with a Y" meeting, why the Yakuza might be after Jonny, and the moment Jonny P got pooped on by a bird while standing outside a hotel arguing with a company on the phone as Xtreme and Rufer watched in disbelief.
Jonny also shares the story of his legendary 1996 Bloodhound Gang T-shirt featuring a nun in a wheelchair on fire and how his mom used to hide it so he couldn't wear it.
We discuss why Xtreme claims he doesn't like to be touched despite loving Gen Con, where personal space is basically a myth, and why naming your Blood Bowl team actually matters. "Dan's Dwarves" just doesn't have the same ring as a proper franchise name.
Tournament coverage includes Bloodweiser Brawl in St. Louis, GenCon Cup, Sanctuary Cup, the historic GenCon Bowl, Indiana Beach Bowl Championship, Most Casualties, Best Defense, fouling Ogres, Orc passing, eight-casualty games, and the massive storm that turned GenCon into an indoor water park.
We also check out the new Charlie Victor Products two-color skill bands, debate how Xtreme knows neon green exists if he's color blind, and, as Andrade would say, "How you know?"
Finally, we pitch brilliant future GenCon ideas like flag football outside Lucas Oil Stadium and Live Action Blood Bowl, where all the coaches become the player pieces and a giant God Hand moves everyone around the pitch.
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Also... our Blood Bowl Friend shirts mysteriously disappeared for a while. But maybe they're back. Check the Merch section at ZlurpNation.com and see for yourself. We're Sneaky Gits like that.
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More BANG for your BUCK with an hour and a half and we cover both Blood Bowl tournaments we ran in the Graveyard, Zlurpee Bowl 15 and the first Feets of Strength.
Around the Old World keeps us busy this summer with Bloodweiser, Gencon, Put a Ring on It V, and Armada Bowl!
Plus Xtreme announces a date and HUGE news for Zlurpee Bowl 16! Biggest and Best yet!
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Xtreme and Jonny P cover the Historical Amoerical! (trademark that shit)
Jonny hypes up his Feets of Strength tournament coming up 6/20 in Tampa.
If you found out your doctor played Blood Bowl but wasn't very good, would you still want him to save your life?
Do you want your opponent to tell you about things you could have done better after the game? Xtreme and Jonny have a similar but different answer to that question.
And we bring back a Back in the Day from 15 years ago with Good Dwarf Bad Dwarf where we argue about running up the score and sportsmanship! We sound so young and dumb.
You want Bloodbowl models printed? Hit up Koda's Miniatures to make that happen for you!
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And check out his new card game "Pitch Clearers" coming soon. A fast, filthy loot-drafting card game for 2–5 players, set in the aftermath of a brutal fantasy football match. Scavenge the pitch, grab the best loot, and ruin your mates’ plans.
Zlurpcast welcomes James Luft to talk about big news about the future of Chaos Cup!
As we go around the Old World to talk about upcoming tournaments, we've got Jonny P's Feets of Strength in Tampa on June 20th, Amorical Cup on June 6th and 7th and MORE! In the Graveyard we cover Bounty Bowl, Armada Bowl, and Backyard BBQ Bowl
And of course Back in the Day from the first Zlurpcast ever (Aug 2009) and we talk to Xtreme's brother Taylor and Blood Bowl Star Player, PUGGY BACONBREATH!
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Zlurpcast episode opens with podcast watch or listen, beer talk, pee talk, blood talk, poop talk -- THEN we got to Blood Bowl. Or is it BLOOD BOWEL? Jonny P and Xtreme are excited to bring back a BACK IN THE DAY segment featuring super old Zlurpcast bits. Are they too hot for TV? Or the internet? Jonny will show off his new Prayers to Nuffle cards and you will get to hear an old clip and judge for yourself. It's from around 2011 and it features G-Dub interviewing Scott and Steve from Both Down. Xtreme said it's "carefully edited because it was a different time" Will GOOD DWARF BAD DWARF come back? Maybe - only if it's legit! In the Graveyard we cover TKC-Ish and Cabbage Cup. Who likes cabbage anyways? Xtreme has dabbled. Jonny gots a killer boon.
Plus we both won awards! Very rare occurrence. Xtreme always makes HAVING FUN his second goal. What is #1?
Plus we will preview upcoming Midwest and Florida tournaments in May. Finally we'll close with a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE with Jonny P talking about a new tournament he's going to run at a brewery in Tampa, called FEETS OF STRENGTH -- and an exclusive giveaway to those lucky enough to attend!
Do you call your Blood Bowl friends by their NAF name in person? That's weird man.
Make sure you get new skill bands for the teams that got nerfed from Charlie Victor Products! Xtreme keeps buying more because of all the NON-DWARF teams he's now playing. Crazy times. Get your hands on sweet Zlurpcast sponsored quick reference sheet on those orders too. While on their website, get a BALL LICKER!
Should we do speeches when we win awards? It's a fun platform to get political.
Jonny P is into smelly alien jars, hands in videos, and may or may not be known in the northeast as Monkey McMurtelstein
Xtreme quote of the day "We live in a world of dishonesty."
Squib Squab Whatever (unremarkable kicker)
This is definitely a joke episode with that classic Rickroll intro. It's definitely not 7 minutes of 2010 Zlurpcast classic content
Hello Zlurp Nation! Join us this episode Inside the Dugout talking about meeting celebrities inside an actual dugout and our own projects such as the Florida State Championship and our League Updates.
We go Around the Old World and get ready for TKC-Ish and Bounty Bowl.
Plus, how do you play with your toys? Do you protect your investment and name them with stories -- or are they just game pieces.
Two takeaways
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Paypal money doesn't count as real money
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Get your roster in before Roster Nazi shits down your chimney!
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Lurve Potions in the air for this February 2026 episode of the "all torso" Blood Bowl podcast, Zlurpcast. Going weak since 2009. Other Spencer from the realm of Cheated Fates joins us to talk about all three of us IN LEAGUES! Crazy. What is this Old World coming to?
Rumor: Xtreme loves humans.
We will of course cover the recent tournaments we've BEAN to in the Graveyard (with dream analysis). We'll talk about what's coming up in Around the Old World. The Middenheim Thespians train Grak and Crumbleberry as actors to little success. The Sherwood Ghosts decide it truly was good packing snow. And everyones favorite Roadies are struggling in their league but learning new skills. Glenn Zandig would be proud of his brothers.
Foul that dude and run up the score. The game is a game. It's fuckin Blood Bowl brother.
THE BATTLE
Knowing 50%
Eric 50%
Nuln .000001%
Sniff that Testors paint and listen and subscribe on YouTube or wherever you listen to Bloodbowl podcasts.
First episode of the new year and we'll share a Zlurpcast Exclusive with House Blackfyre himself about the epic Amorical Cup he's running in June.
We'll take a few creep steps in the Blood Bowl Tournament Graveyard and discuss New York New Year's Bash and Radikal Skills dude!
Xtreme was NOT playing Dwarves? What the hell? Brief chat about Stalling and Prayers to Nuffle. You like that shit?
Learn why Xtreme is NEVER happy with ANY matchup he gets!
Also learn why Jonny P is scarred from seeing his friend's dad in his underwear just after a repeat viewing of Major League.
This is the Blood Bowl podcast that is going to make you want to dip your butt in $240 worth of pudding!
More deetz on the NEW Zlurpee Stars and also what does the future of Zlurpee Bowl hold? Will Xtreme get "his affairs in order" for the Zlurpee Estate?
"If you can't trust Blood Bowl fluff, what can you trust in this world we live in?" -Jonny P
Follow @zlurpcast on all the socials and watch our ugly mugs on the YouTube version of the show -- if you think you can handle it like a goddam adult. Don't embarrass us again.
Merry Nufflemas from Zlurpcast! Zlurpcast Year-End Blood Bowl Extravaganza
Ho ho ho and praise Nuffle! The Zlurpcast crew closes out the year with a jam-packed Nufflemas special, stuffed tighter than a Goblin in a sack.
Tournament GraveyardWinter Solstice Tournament (Texas)
Xtreme and the legendary Dwarves Da 40 Miners brave the cold and the casualty box deep in the Lone Star State.
Armada Games Season Kickoff (Florida)
Jonny P takes the actors known as the Middenheim Thespians to the pitch to open the Florida Blood Bowl season in style.
Is Games Workshop Battling Zlurpcast?We’ve got BloodBowlPodcast.com. The ball is in your court, Wendy.
Segment Return: Good Dwarf / Bad DwarfFan-favorite segment returns with a deep dive into Star Players.
Spoiler alert: Main Guy… likes them now. Character growth is real.
Fan Fiction SpotlightGet the scoop on Xtreme’s Blood Bowl fan fiction epic: “The Big Ten Peaks”
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Zlurpcast: The MusicThe official Zlurpcast Spotify Playlist is live.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7LXCNxz4gfpeJToXuISEEr?si=Ao5e6dzoQ72HopIBZBNnWQ
Perfect background noise for painting minis, theory-crafting rosters, or plotting revenge blocks.
Around the Old WorldNew Years Bash
Radikal Skills
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Charlie Victor Products. Because looking cool matters, even when you’re getting surfed.
Important QuestionWhat’s the proper protocol for a first Blood Bowl date?
Lunch with another coach at a tournament: acceptable? Awkward? Mandatory?
We discuss.
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Blood Bowl Season 3 talk, STAY POSITIVE! (yeah, right) Also check out the new Charlie Victor M bag and find out if this is the end of dwarves for Xtreme?! Learn how Jonny P found the light with a re-introduction to Blood Bowl in a new gaming group. Also enjoy a reading from the Book of Nuffle... featuring Dworcs.
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🟣 Zlurpee Talk:
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🏉 Blood Bowl News & Speculation:
- GenCon plans: 3 Blood Bowl tournaments + 1 Beach Bowl
- Chaos Cup: We’re both attending!
- Rumors of a new edition—what do we want changed?
- Which races we'd add or cut from the game
- Why no Blood Bowl betting yet? (C’mon, someone make this happen!)
🎲 Misc Madness:
- Don Russ for the bored (Who even is Don Russ?)
- Mystery Amazon package
- Legendary card oddities: Bill Ripken “F***face” & Griffey rookie
- Celebrity losses hitting us hard: Ozzy, Hogan, Theo 😢
👥 Special Guests:
Scott Prime • Steve Kilowoggy • Mike • Schawn Hennesey (prize winner!) • Jeffro • Sean Cowley • Chris
👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe—and hit up the comments to tell us your favorite Blood Bowl race!
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Sean Cowley joins the show to talk news about Amorical Cup 2026!
Xtreme and Sean also share stories from Ogre-Hio Bowl and why it's good (or bad) to stick with the same team all the time.
Jonny P describes his breathtaking first glimpse of Xtreme from Chaos Cup 2004 decked out in full XFL garb.
Last call for Zlurpee Bowl and get ready for the LIVE ZLURPCAST on July 24!
At any given Blood Bowl Tournament, can the Cool Guys offset the Shitbags? Also, why doesn't Xtreme think Da 40 Minrs need Pep Talks anymore? DORF or CHORF status, can you Slunk Out of Chaos Cup and say hi to Mickey instead? Xtreme CG Rating of +3, Jonny P thinks he's at +15 but probably +7
We talk Cabbage in the Graveyard, and then we move to the Gorf of Amorica to talk Chaos Cup and even Narth Amorica! (am I doing the parody names right?) - maybe a stop in Tornado, Oh-die-o for Bounty Bowl. Bring your pieces!
And a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE about something that may be available at the Zlurpee Bowl store!
Get a Zlurpcast Exclusive about Zlurpee Bowl XIV that you won't hear anywhere else! Also, learn why a wealthy Xtreme (or Ratzi) would ask for his towels to be reheated and refreshed very often. Plus we'll cover the Radical Skillz and Snowbrawl Tournament in the Graveyard! Plus who is the best Dwarf Coach in Xtreme's Region for 2525 so far?!
Xtreme and Jonny P provide their 2024 Blood Bowl Tournament recap and a look to what we have planned next year!
What If?
Imagine eventually winning a Chaos Cup at some point but you are now too old and frail to even lift the trophy? Sad, bro.
Key Takeaways to Become Better
Keep Winning - Keep Grinning, fresh losses are important, Dennis Farina, Possibly owning a French friend in a drawer, Ryan is possibly made out of cabbage.
Quotes to Memorize Before Next Episode
"The badge doesn't make the Sheriff. You gotta kill a few outlaws." "Wouldn't it suck to be a Frenchman owned by a poolboy in Michigan?"
Recaps from White Skull Challenge, Goat-El Games and more. Listen if you dare with a QWERTY keyboard nearby! Who still likes Pepsi and Pizza? It's all luck mofos so be lucky and listen to this episode now.
Get your hands on the F Cancer Token from Charlie Victor by Nov 3rd!
Xtreme is not only the genius behind the amazing Blood Bowl event, Zlurpee Bowl, but he's the master of the "HOW COME" answer.
Biran didn't show (dick) but Valdric did, so let's take a Zlurpcast TV spin on recapping ZlurpeeBowl XIII in the Tournament Graveyard.
Bonus points for any Goley Mah themed teams next year!
Hear about Jonny's near-victory in earning a set of fingers in an RPS tournament and his proven cheating paranoia winning strategy. (spoiler - paper 60%)
Sidenote: Are we replacing dice rolls with fingers?
"Math. The language of the world." - Jonny P
Asterisk in Sol Doc-Cock's win as he didn't cure Mike of his cold during their match. Under investigation now.
Hear about Jonny's new tournament idea that could make the fluffheads, statdorks, sluts, dweebies, and wastoids happy.
Competitor Pro Tip: Kilowog's clipboard needs to be added to BigDealSwag.com immediately!
You'll be CHUMPING at the bit to listen to this one!
GLUG GLUG GLUG for Schrodinger's Bone!
Second Sons and Headbangers Ball covered in the Tournament Graveyard while we go Around the Old World for a couple upcoming events in our area. The first half of this episode has a weird buzz in the background. Sorry folks. You would think using a real radio studio would be better quality. You would be wrong.
Let's add a Saul Hudson ( / ) in there as the second half of this episode welcomes Steve Lemky to join us and talk about the Canadian Blood Bowl Major: Spike Tournament on Oct 5th and 6th
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WE HAVE FRILLS! And lots of 'em! Mike Muller, aka Valdric, joins us to talk about his experience at Amorical Cup in Ott-Wah, Ontery'O, Can-Nadah, Narth Amorica and to see how his team from the Unorted Starts of Amorica did. With the power of hamburgers and guns, Mike discussed how this event came into existence again post Nurgle Plague of 2520. Jonny P goes into the archives to when his Yiayia told him it was ok for his boyfriend to come over. Xtreme learns more than he ever wanted to know about reliquaries and talks Totchos. BIG DEBATE: Stars in Tournaments! Listen then help us continue arguing on the internet! Remember Zlurp Nation, when you show up to play a game of Blood Bowl, you can always say "No Thank You" and walk away. Please DO keep an ongoing Frill tally as you listen to us recap and preview tournaments. Get merch at ZlurpNation.com and check out Jonny P's game at DeathPath.com
Greetings Zlurp Nation! Xtreme covers the recent Lil' Zlurp Blood Bowl tournament and we preview what's going down in our area in June. More Star Player bashing from Jonny P and we do a deep dive into Xtreme's anti-brainfreeze super power.
Jonny P vs Xtreme n Sons -- hear the stories and the lies. We all remember Blood Bowl tournaments differently. It's best to wait awhile to talk about it so the losses hurt a bit less. Hear what Tournament Giveaway Jonny thinks is the next 'big thing', and speaking of big things, will the Big Show be at Zlurpee Bowl? Listen and find out nerds. More info at ZlurpNation.com
It's our Just-Before-Adepticon special previewing Xtreme and Jonny's plans for the upcoming huge miniature gaming convention. Around the Old World covers the Bank of Altdorf Clash for Cash and the annual Die-Town Scares (Chicago Bears) themed tournament - Stupor Bowl at Adepticon. Discussion of real Sneaky Gits in Blood Bowl, might get you a free jacket, free weed, or the opportunity to pull a Jeff Gillooly.
Learn the finer points of the Peletis Pistachio Theorem just before we get the Zlurpcast Exclusive. We talk to the creator of Nexus, Scott Rumptz, about his game born from a love of Blood Bowl and D&D. We discuss floor Saws, Targ balls, and clubbing seals with a game board. Nexus is an amazingly brutal and hilarious game which also allows you to sponsor a Little Fucker - which is nice. Throw painted models at your friends and get the game at a discount and the brand new Nexus Unsanctioned Expansion on Kickstarter now!
On recent episodes, we discussed the return of the world famous Blood Bowl extravaganza known as Zlurpee Bowl, but that return isn't complete without the limited edition Zlurpcast Blood Bowl Ball Token you can get at that event. Learn how to get this piece of BloodBowl future history in your hands, plus get a recap of Jonny's team, the Old York Defiants at The College of Celestial Magic's Aerial Ascension and Xtreme's legendary team, Da 40 Miners, performance at Tzeentchessee Open. Join the Zlurp Nation on Facebook and stay for the commercials at the end of the episode!
It's a new year and a new Zlurpcast episode! Early 2024 brings several Blood Bowl events that many Zlurp Nation memebers may find themselves at. NAF Tournaments on FUMBBL- are they real or are they bits and bytes and sprites? Find out what an "NAF-Approved" tournament means to Jonny P and Xtreme. How has Zlurpus been over the years. He first took the pitch as a toddler, and he is planning to make his comeback at Zlurpee Bowl XIII. And ANOTHER ZLURPEE BOWL Exclusive! And finally, Jonny P will talk about how the hell he made it on Wheel of Fortune!
It's the final Zlurpcast of the year and we just had to share an announcement about the resurrection of one of the longest running Blood Bowl tournaments in the world, Zlurpee Bowl! (Where is Zlurpus?!) Tournament Graveyard includes Xtreme's coverage of Mr. Elbow Invitational Rumble, Jonny P's plans for Royal Open V, and how to join US in the NAF Live Snow-Down on FUMBBL. Get show merch and info at ZlurpNation.com
As with most sequels of an already rebooted franchise, keep your expectations low here Zlurp Nation. Xtreme and Jonny P were NOT at this year's Chaos Cup, so why even bother listening to them? The were, however, at the The Guild of Assassin's Red Tide Charity Cup and will discuss their matches and if Xtreme walked away with another banner in the Big House with Da 40 Miners. It's a Blood Bowl Podcast for Dwarf Lovers and Smothers Brothers, and you may even find out what happened to G-Dub!
Xtreme and Jonny P are back to talk about the wonderful misery that can only be found on the Blood Bowl pitch. The Tournament Graveyard looks back at the legendary Underworld Cup in Michigan while we go Inside the Dugout to find out what Main Guy and Other Guy are bringing to an upcoming Iowa tournament. Also, do we still even have a Main and Other guy situation or have they renegotiated their contracts? Find out who your REAL friends are and who your BLOOD BOWL friends are in this episode of Zlurpcast! Stay connected and get official merch at ZlurpNation.com
It's been awhile! Here's a quick recap of what the Zlurpcast boys were up to during Adepticon weekend 2019!
Here's another mishmosh episode of garbage. TOPICS: Baking in high altitudes, Fuck You I won't Do What You Tell Me, Gambit Waterboy, He's called Bryan, Botch Please!, Dude greetings, Sedans, Spencer & Bryan and Warmachine Weekend, Monsterpocalypse, Death Path, Necromunda, Kings of War Vanguard, Man-at-Arms could have been cool, Warhammer 40k Speed Freeks & Orks, and some Judgement. Judgement of each other, our friends, and also a game called that. Shave and a haircut indeech.
Much has gone down in the few months without new Zlurpcast episodes. Main Guy moved further away from Xtreme but state borders cannot challenge his bond with Other Guy. Overall, this is the podcast accoutrement to Xtreme's "Not Gen Con" Blog.
TOPICS INCLUDE: Frankenpenis, Found Footage Festival, Warmachine, The problem with smaller Games Workshop games like Necromunda and Kill Team, A Song of Ice and Fire Miniatures Game, Kings of War, Death Path, getting into and out of games, Transformers card game, getting Marvel'd out of the movies, Gangs of New York: The game, Board Game Geek thoughts, Zlurpcast Studios making miniature games?, Pandemic LARP: AIDS Edition, Nazi board games, and Blitz Bowl - sorta,
Bigger is better. When we saw the amazing 54mm Judgement models at Adepticon we had to stop over for a demo. Cut to less than a month later and between Xtreme and Jonny P we own two core sets and about 12 models. Creator of Judgement, Andrew Galea, joins this episode to discuss how this game went from initial concept, to the first Kickstarter last year, to the one that is up right now. Back it and join us in the capturing of souls!
Who knew there was more than one Warmachine game?
For those that were hoping for an episode dedicated to one of Bryan "Xtreme" Mitchell's favorite games, Warmachine by Privateer Press, you are in luck! This is it. Grab some popcorn and listen to Jonny P ask questions and Xtreme answer them.
Hear of his journey much like a young Daniel LaRusso, sans shower curtain costume, learn from his personal Mr. Miyagi the winning ways of the competitive Warmachine tournament circuit.
The moment has finally arrived. After years of teasing this topic, Xtreme gets his chance to discuss his favorite game, Warmachine!
Special bonus on this episode as Jonny P challenges Xtreme to a game of Warmachine live on the show.
This is one you need to listen to right away. Like the day it came out. It's that good.
This episode discussed the new release of Necromunda. Jonny P and Xtreme discuss what they like and don't like about Necromunda and of course the tangets. Oh yes, the tangents. Here is just a bunch of words that somehow go with this episode.
too many swears
no facebook phones
necromoonda
panda express
freddie prinze & know what you did & she's all that
mutant league
blitz bowl
dracula's america & black scorpion
Side games are the main games
hanson vs predator
Have a good one. If you are headed to Adepticon and will be in the Chicago area, stop by Grognard Games.
After a short break, Jonny P and Xtreme are back to get you caught on what games and projects they are working on, what
it's like to get older (pissboners?), and what they are wearing. Find out if Main Guy can convince Other Guy to join him
for some Necromunda at Adepticon. Speaking of Adepticon, what about Goosh Con I?! After the bullshit part is over, we
talk post-Kickstarter Death Path. Game Designer vs Game Publisher. Which one is more difficult? What challenges can you
expect from either one? All this and more, brought to you by Chicagoland’s best game store, Grognard Games.
00:00:00 Intro Bullshit
00:11:01 Gaming Updates
00:50:40 Game Designer vs Game Publisher
01:04:28 Death Path / Zlurpcast Studios Updates
Everything you wanted to know about Death Path but were afraid to ask!
Joining Jonny P and Xtreme is Scott “Prime” Delsigne, the Lead Artist on Death Path. With special guest appearance by Steve “Kilowoggy” Campbell of Both Down to derail the show in Act III.
Find out such riveting topics such as:
- What Death Path expansions are planned? Solo play?
- How many characters are inside the Death Path box?
- Are there traps in Death Path?
- How many players can play Death Path?
- Will Dynamo and/or Rick “Ashley” make it into the game?
- How much will Death Path cost? How much is shipping?
Find out if Stan Lee is signing autographs or just Stanley. Is Burt Reynolds still cool? What jail scene is Scott talking about?
Tangents really are the show. I hope you can find a nugget or two of Death Path talk in that.
Enjoy a break in the middle talking about Xtreme’s arcade sabotage, Jake Lloyd’s rise and fall, and Fat Albert/Bill Cosby ethical debates. Don’t be like Bad News Brown and double cross your friends. Kick back with an Elephant Ear, your favorite pair of Nutters, and enjoy the show.
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Find out how two lovable lads went from putting teachers in ankle logs and filling diaries with penis drawings to creating the top vegetable-themed phallic card game currently on Kickstarter at this moment, Cucumber Sandwich. Find out how Main Guy drew a dick, got fired, and came back harder than ever. Clearly, JP is a Geek of Beat the Geeks, but what does Tommy Wisseau of The Room fame have to do with any of this?! Oh hai and listen!
The Zlurpcast guys discuss more on their first game produced, Death Path, some Kickstarter ideas and what to expect. So hey yo. Just go Scott Hallapeno your way into listening to this episode right away. Don’t go replantaing any bonzai trees ok? You’re out of your element with that shit. Get yourself honked right the F out of here.
The show closes with actual Blood Bowl talk and Xtreme likes to get fired up. You should too.
#TangentsAreTheShow
00:00:00 Cucumber Sandwich (w/ Sam Edwards and Lewis Gwyther)
00:47:46 Death Path Talk Part 1
00:49:15 Beat the Geeks / The Room Documentary
00:54:37 Death Path Talk Part 2
01:18:31 Karate Kid Stuff (Chozen dipsydoozle + Nacho Supershame bonus)
01:33:10 Blood Bowl Legends Cup
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Jonny P, Xtreme, and special guest Jason Turner, aka Wienas, from the Underhive Podcast talk all things Shadow War: Armageddon with some old school Necromunda talk thrown in for good measure. Find the answers to hard hitting questions like how well Orks can do in Shadow War, how scenery and other game effects make a big difference, how magnets work, and much more! Why Steve’s Autogun Shop is still a solid place to shop these days.
Big thanks to the Zlurp Nation in the Facebook Group, Zlurpcast Studios, for being our version of the “bababooey” yell guy.
Also:
Xtreme says “Dipsy Doozle”.
Put some nuln on that shit.
Mission is to shit on everyone’s cornflakes.
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00:00:00 Zlurpcast Status / Powerman 5000
00:09:31 “Is your fried chicken done yet?”
00:12:02 Death Path Preview
00:19:16 Tombstone by Black Scorpion
00:48:30 Nard Dog Influence at Adepticon
00:55:25 Tales of Lord Biran / Cubs vs Trump vs Dark Council
01:12:35 Wild West Exodus Talk
01:36:45 Closing Bullshit / More on Death Path Kickstarter / Cubs Fan Altercations / Next Month Preview Shadow War Armageddon
Yes, we discuss Wild West Exodus, formerly from Outlaw Miniatures, now from Warcradle. Yes, we discuss the Tombstone Kickstarter from Black Scorpion (not Black Dragon). But there is oh so much more. So much tangent you can taste it. Xtreme hates when people misuse teams, armies, and factions. But are there are some exceptions? Jonny wants to know what’s the deal with Tombstone Pizzas? And what’s the deal with miniature with no arms? Is DiGiorno real? Would Xtreme ever forgive Sammy Sosa? Would Jonny defend Xtreme’s honor in front of a bunch of surly Brewers fans?What’s the proper game hype window to get your models painted? Why is it that all the good game ideas are taken? Like Demon Hunting Wild West? Why is Biran swatting at Soviet dice? Why does Jonny hate Overwatch? Is it Berestein or Berenstain? #MandelaEffect
AND WHO THE FUCK IS BY-RAN?! Whoever he is, he and YOU need to get your contact info into DeathPath.com stay in the loop on Zlurpcast Studios Kickstarter!
Todd Warren from Grognard Games kicks off the show telling you why he decided to open a game store and stay tuned all the way to the end to find out if he ever played Splatterhouse. Also Jonny P does an audio unboxing of Mantic Games – The Walking Dead: All Out War and Xtreme asks dumb questions. We discuss Devil’s Run from Word Forge Games which leads into the 2nd half the show discussing our favorite gaming convention, Adepticon. Will this be the episode we discuss Warmachine as well? Will Xtreme quit Blood Bowl due to all the n00bs? Will Jonny P apologize for causing ALL of the audio problems this episode while blaming it on his cohost and guest. The answer is no to all.
00:00:00 – Todd from Grognard Games Interview
00:44:01 – Jonny P realized the audio is his fault
00:44:59 – Mantic Games Walking Dead All Out War
01:26:41 – Devil’s Run
01:36:50 – Adepticon Talk
El Roachy himself, Don Roach, from Hawk Wargames, joins the show for Zlurpcast Episode 2.09. He discusses Dropzone Commander as well as Dropfleet Commander. Find out why Jonny P loves this game and how to give the hardsell to Xtreme to get into it. Adepticon plans are also discussed as well as the standard Juggalo talk and conspiracy theories. All this and more, brought to you by Chicagoland’s bestest game store, Grognard Games.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only…………deeznuts! Got em! Jonny P and Xtreme discuss getting back into Warhammer 40k after many years off. Find out what the guys think about the quality of Games Workshop models and why it’s important to consider that when looking at the price of games. Did Main Guy actual convince Other Guy to quit a tournament at Adepticon causing complete mayhem for all involved? Or was it the other way around? Also who cares? And lastly, we will ever see Xtreme’s famous Sunz of Malarky on the battlefield again? Get the scoop on Episode 2.08 of the Zlurpcast, Grimdark. All this and more, brought to you by Chicagoland’s best game store, Grognard Games.
Brought to you by our new sponsor, Grognard Games in Roselle, IL, this is Zlurpcast — and THIS IS BLOOD BOWL! Ever heard of it? New game, seems cool, hopefully it’s good. I guess it’s like football and chess and Lord of the Rings or something. Xtreme and Jonny P do a de-boxing of the new version of Blood Bowl from Games Workshop. Find out their thoughts on the models, pitch, cards, and the rules changes. Also, they speculate as to the future of Blood Bowl and what we can expect down the road. Zlurpcast used to be a Blood Bowl podcast, for those two new listeners that didn’t know. This doesn’t mean Main Guy and Other Guy actually know anything about the game, just sayin. Find out what will set off Xtreme’s RageMeter™ this time, and find out why Jonny P stalled for a loss! The song, “Blood Bowl”, was written and performed by Da Gof Rockerz.
In Zlurpcast Episode 02.06, we welcome the Master of Garages and Hammers, the Champion of Ages and Sigmars.The elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok. The Zlurp Nation knows him as David Witek from Garagehammer! We discuss how Dave got into gaming, podcasting, and his current (and Main Guy’s current) obsession, Warhammer – Age of Sigmar. Remember, GW cares not from where the cash flows. At about 1hr 16min we switch gears and talk about podcasting and how to deal with feedback, especially of the negative variety. Dave shares stories of hatemail, and at around the 2hr mark we find out what really grinds Xtreme’s gears and tips the scales of his RageMeter™ — and it’s not when we run out of time to discuss Warmachine. Get the scoop on where we all stand on the call sheet, G-Dub and the deaf-mute Producer Fucknutz too! Remember, Chicago Cubs win the World Series and all of your anger is negated. +3 to all calm rolls bitch.
Doods. Remember Tecmo Bowl? Remember NFL Blitz? NBA Jam? Take the style of those games, add in the ability to create your own plays and then take that game to the tabletop against your friends. This is Techno Bowl, aka Tech? No! Bowl. Arcade football unplugged and taking the MFL (More Fun League) onto kitchen tables in homes across the world. Main Guy sales pitch right there… successful. Episode 2.05 of Zlurpcast is an interview with the creator of this game, Brent Spivey. Brent has been a miniatures game designer for years with his company, Bombshell Games, and now taking his love of football and the desire to create an NFL style simulation game to the table top. The game is on Kickstarter now. Get in for $49 with all the stretch goals, or while spots are available, literally get IN THE GAME with your own custom player. Xtreme and Jonny P are both in there. You can tackle Weapon Extreme as he runs for a TD with the Reapers (Raiders) as Bo Nose watches with a smile, or try and get past Jonny “The Punisher” Peletis next to Perry Freezer in the middle of the Monsters (Bears) defense. Join Zlurpcast and pledge a couple bucks and let’s make the Kickstarter for Techno Bowl smash its goal and get us all those awesome stretch goals!
Techno Bowl Gameplay Video
Techno Bowl Kickstarter
Also, get the scoop on which are the first 4 teams are included in the box at the 01:02:55 mark of this episode!
Who would have thought you tuned in to an episode of Zlurpcast to hear the Fugees being discussed? Thankfully it’s over quick and we talk about SRG Universe’s wrestling card game, The Supershow. We cover our Gencon activity and preview what you may hear about next month. Pro tip: If Wyclef Jean hands you a guitar in your dreams, you stay the fuck asleep.
00:00:00 Intro / Fugees / Bulworth / Gay Will Hunting
00:12:42 General Gencon talk
00:25:33 Supershow at Gencon
01:01:08 XCW Supershow Update
01:25:58 Closing / Cosby Dance Routine
“Zlurpcast is a gelatinous cube that eats warriors in a village. If you eat one of the hosts, you go up a level. Beauty is, you can’t get to the next level, kids keep coughing up quarters.” -Nacho Bandit.
The Life of Brian is our 3rd installment of Season 2 and revolves around the man who paid for his spot on the show. Thankfully he was willing to discuss the same games that half of our not-so-dynamic duo is into. Brian Thomsen, Burrito Lord himself joins the show to give Xtreme ‘the business’. I mean come on, he wants to play Warmachine (4 weeks or else a blowie). It had to be said. For those that always wanted the history of our marvelous gaming group, Beefgoat, you can hear the Nacho Bandit give the backstory. We also delve into our Frostgrave and Deadzone campaigns, cover the 12th annual Zlurpee Bowl, and discuss the results of XCW Family Jewels. Do your ladyfriend a favor and put this on during sex.
00:00:00 Introductions
00:06:10 Gaming Megamix (Dropzone Commander, Xtreme Game Therapy, Frostgrave, “What Are You Wearing?”
00:28:35 Zlurpee Bowl XII
00:42:16 Old G-Dub Call and Games Workshop
00:53:10 Supershow/XCW Family Jewels
01:06:51 Zlurpee Wrap-up continued
01:19:34 Beefgoat Origins (w/Frostgrave & Deadzone, Guild Ball league recaps)
02:13:52 Closing & Misc Shit
02:28:03 No Logos (bonus track)
Whutupshun! Zlurpcast is back like a vertebrae. We talk to Spencer Stevens about the game of Guild Ball. He is a pundit, so that means we must listen and obey. Find out which of our hosts is not a fan of the game, and which one thinks the page layout of a rulebook is more important than the game itself. Fuckin weird right. Spencer breaks down all the teams and discusses casual vs competitive play. Stay tuned for the ending to hear a pre-Brexit discuss of UK geography and also why not everyone who works at Hot Topic is a truther.
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:51 History of Spencer, and it’s not just a list of bullshit that he’s done in the past. It’s a chronicling of his rise, to power! And Guild Ball.
01:53:54 Tzeentch Challenge Commercial
01:56:30 “We’re all in agreeance.” -Fred Durst
New episode, and a new format? Listen to Zlurpcast: The Rebirth….today, or whenever.
00:00:00 Intro – What is this shit?
00:12:57 Deadzone – Zombie Shoot, Pity Trophies, Xtremecast, Jonny P’s Zlurpcor Campaign, Dreadpathzone Videos, Fat Albert & Jared, Xtreme Self-Pleasuring Rules
00:51:14 Supershow – XCW, Gencon World Championships, One Night Stand, Prison Rulz, Tommy Dreamer compliments
01:18:09 Dreadball – Zlurpcor Intergalactic Championship II, X-Con Micro Tournament
01:23:48 Misc – Devil’s Run, Guild Ball, Xtreme’s Magnet Frustrations, Preview of Zlurpcast 2.02, Pee on the floor, Said “in gist”
01:43:16 – Game of Thrones (Spoilers as of S6E5)