I IS FOR...: Recent Episodes
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I swear it wasn't!! Rejoin the two intrpid I friends as they explore life outside I staircase! What have they been up to since graduating (spoiler alert - not much)
The last of the podcasts as leave the lovely cam and venture away...goodbye forever (or until we are bored again).
Join us this week for another incredible journey back in time...
Which Rowan Williams did Liam manage to secure as a mystery guest this week?! If you’ve always wanted to know what our two guests were like at 11 years old, our thoughts on Shakespeare, and who woke up choosing violence - TUNE IN CAUSE THIS IS NOT ONE TO MISS!!
Almost as much beef as a Greek myth (but obviously not even close)... we bring you episode 3 of I is For (one year later)!
Roll up roll up to the incredible I is For podcast!!
This week sees some blasts from the past - but who was savanna’s mistake at age 15, who nursed Adrian back to health when he vomited 19 shots up from his 19th birthday, and who is actually a spy from Mother Russia? But don’t make any assuMPTIONs!
Welcoming the most prestigious special guest yet - only the Master of Dogs herself - Yonina Jaffe!!
And if that wasn’t enough to entice you in....listen to the soothing ASMR of caressing walls...THIS PODCAST WAS SPONSORED BY VITASOY
A giggly episode of fun today with Isha and our surprise guest Victoria! Why is Isha replacing her hair with a command strip fringe? Who's okay with murder but not fraud? Our thoughts on the Virgin and Microsoft as names of companies? Tarn and Savanna's debut novel Farm and Pharmaceuticals? All here for your listening pleasure!
HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY I IS FOR...Go us for having enough friends and time and energy to make it this long! We celebrated by going through the alphabet and rambling about YOUR CHOSEN WORDS for 2 mins each - what could possibly go wrong? Have a listen to discover Tarn's Ed Miliband revelation, who the nucleus of I staricase is and who said the wise proverb "bridges are for walking over, not for being sick over".
An unsettlingly unnerving episode with our starcrossed pals Francesca and Alfie! What do Savanna and Alfie want a refund for? Who has "big tyrant energy" and who is "barren of soul"? Savage insults, deathly silences and stuffed animals galore, have a listen to hear how overworked cam students conduct a therapy session and if happiness has been restored to one and all...
Who's third wheeling in this WONDERFUL episode of revelations? Seb, the lovely boyfriend of one half of the hosting duo, joins us today as he spills the beans on why he loves spending £1 on 9 air cookies. ALSO how are Tarn's vom sounds going to be incorporated into the world of music and what did she do to warrant being evicted to the breakout room? An insightful episode with some revolutionary business ideas and wholesome(ish) bonding - a real zinger of a season opener!!!
A spooky, fascinating episode with many a story and Yuhang the bard. Will Tarn be a space mythbuster and did she cause a Turkish coup? And do we have Clare stairs legs? Listen to this fab episode for all this, more and way too much...
The dark and conniving side of Holly the 'mental manipulator' is revealed in today's fab podcast. What does Savanna ('savvy b' ) want to be cured and eaten by? Who would be chosen as the main wife in Ash's harem? Is Tarn the 'darner' a Facebook friend of convenience? What was "very wholesome apart from the dead people"? Only one way to find out...
Fascinating convos galore today with Adam and Saul! We discuss the best way to get cornflour out of a laptop (water???) and the mystery surrounding Adam's discount fetish. And of course, the embarrassing origins of Team Savanna - silly 15yo sav :((((((
Hello party people!!
We didn’t provide a teaser for this week’s guests because we know that the excitement would have been too much to wait to hear their “wonderful everythingness”!
Annalie and Marcus bring a slice of korfball to this podcast and show us all why planning Is actually really useful (and hence why I have very little responsibility on the korfmmittee). Have a listen for not only us playing games, but our tip top ideas on a new game to grace your screens soooon (stay tuned!)...
A v wholesome listen... well, if you overlook penis53 (p53) stroking the hole and madder dan monkeys (mdm2) slating Annalie for her weekly emails.
Enjoy these parting gift of our story to you:
Liam is very hilarious and kind and also very trustworthy and beyond korfball skill since, he appeared suddenly in front of a massive telly which happened to be on fire. “Oh no!” exclaimed Liam who said “Korfball is coming, kill me now for I can not begin to fathom the bountifulness of his hatred of Savanna for calling her very mean and very hot.”. Overall the story kinda sucked but everyone tried hard and we-all-love-korfball.
Honestly a crazy time with Nowell (and unexpectedly for us and herself, Viola) in today's podcast. What's the equation of the line projecting Tarn and Nowell's friendship? Why would Savanna be a "morally just pimp"? Listen to discover the answers to all of this madness and more...
Craving bountiful fives gossip? Is Savanna the Woohan? Have a listen to this series opener with the DELIGHTFUL Ashwin. Hear our fanfiction ideas and what is keeping Tarn and Savanna's friendship alive... ALSO listen to the end to hear the tragic substitute for Spotify which your fave hosts engineered :)))))
Tune in to hear your agony aunts as never before... let's just say lockdown hasn't just reduced our fitness but apparently our alcohol tolerance too. If you submitted questions then have a listen to hear our wisdom, if not then enjoy the gossip and the beef and everything in between!
WE BACK!!!! Bigger, better and bonkerser than ever... join us on a wild ride with unexpected visitors on our travels to the gyp and back. New pals, new drama, new levels of insanity as we all go stir-crazy in cam together. Lockdown may be back but least we are too xoxoxox
Like all renowned award ceremonies, we have produced a (not so) expertly edited compilation of the awards won and nominations earned by ALL our lovely guests. Romance, roasting and repugnancy (only shown by a certain guest incapable of arriving on time) all make an appearance at some point throughout this wonderous episode. So strap in to see Alfie and Segev reunited once more, Savanna being incredibly targetted and Tarn getting a taste of her own medicine for once. It promises to be a good one - or at least a long one!!
Crazy times with our favourite Italian pal Roberto! Conspiracy theories galore with sightings around mem of George the Ghost, "upthrowing" on Clare bridge and just a hint of beastiality. Curious about the Pasta of Hope and Belief and the Sceptre Keeper- then have a listen!
Our fellow Wham! enthusiast is Savanna's guest today, adding gravitas and calmness to the usual mania. Expect revolutionary discussions on Gucci face masks, Isaac's journalism, whether maths and philosophy are the same and Savanna's sharpee sniffing skillz. A "2/2 guest happiness" rating, is it a podcast worth listening to? If the answer is no, at least have joy in the knowledge that Tarn uses chicken nuggets to bond with strangers!
Intensely rapid exchanges galore as Tarn's mum Lisa joins us today! Hear some scandalous Tarn stories such as her castrated butterfly testicles artwork and why she was a "stinking mess". Also, importantly, hear the official public apology for the sock incident and treason to I staircase.
Tom and Jordan, bound to Savanna by college blood, are today's surprise guests! Hear Tom's first instance of college-child cruelty in the infamous pinapple-coke story, how Savanna wants to appease the rugby lads and whether Morgan is the favourite college child or is....adopted?! DISCLAIMER: This podcast does not condone the use of recreational drugs.
Tarn's mystery guest is none other than George "bougie trash" v3 in a classy and trashy episode (just like Tarn, according to the korfball captain)! Listen to find out what's being tattooed onto Tarn's forehead, George's mystery card and with classic Savanna agression, her plans for the "vandalisation" of Tarn's socks.
Surprise guest 1 is the "bare fit"/"bear feet" Emrys!!
Hear all about his "teenage girl" personality, who he wants to get whipped and the deep explanation about the pod's name as chosen by seed #1 himself. And listen to remember Billy (RIP Billy) and info on I staircase hammock plans.
A LOVELY season opener not to be missed...
A totally jam-packed special episode! If you love high quantity but hella low quality content explaining what tinder’s secret use is, why “heaven would be rubbish compared to I staircase”, and what Tarn wants written on her tombstone...
A hella wholesome podcast beginning with a very dark twist - all I can say is “sorry Savanna...”
With Jas as our guest this week, it's no surpise that the episode is alcohol fuelled! Listen to separate conversations where we discuss alcohol+urine ("I'm just gonna have to down some pee"), alcohol+broccoli and the true reason why Jas is specialising in chemistry (to steal ethanol to make the spoons pitchers more potent). Also applications are open for Savanna's heart - just send a one-word voice note as described in the pod!
Boy do we have a treat for you (at the expense of Savanna, she is still reeling)!!
One of our lovely rag blind dates Alfie firstly joins us for the most excruciatingly savage hour of content: "I had a little self respect left but then I lost it when I went on the rag blind date" and "Tarn was a solid 2.1 sweaty mess at spoons" were the tamer words of our first guest. He also drew a creepily accurate drawing of Tarn from memory after meeting her briefly 5 months ago (exhibit A)!
The other cohost's rag blind date Matti was graciously replaced by his tribute act Matty. Hear Matty's plan to be president for the cereal appreciation society and also why we all went Handshake crazy!!
A ridiculously long (but totally worth it) podcast to listen to...
Join us for a banging episode showcasing our banging aunties' wisdom and personalities. Full of conspiracy theories such as viruses being engineered by Noah Centineo and the use of atherosclerosis to secure a dynasty. Origami addictions? Carrot cake blunders? Find out all when we answer your most agonising queries! @bryn dw bro, we got you covered xx
This week’s episode brings tales of anatomy biting us in the arse, the true WEAKNESS of meringues as desserts, and Tarn’s mum making vomiting noises in the background... Anderson tells us the tales of his very food filled isolation day, but is his taste trustable, or is it as basic as the shade he and Savanna throw at Tarn for the entirety of the podcast. Yet again, I is For is an educational podcast for all of your recipe, boy gossip and upcycling needs!!
It's time to give the people the education they didn't know they needed! The sensational Sona joins us in our madness, proclaiming "it's the world that does the weather, not me" (you heard it here first) as well as talking about her calming lockdown pastimes! Also listen to discover why it's economical to gouge an eye out (according to Savanna) and become privy to installation plans of adding some RADICAL downtonesque bells to I staircase.
Adam (aka Jonny aka Oxf*rd trash aka Savanna's shield in teen parties) joins your favourite exhuberent hosts for a natter about resident staircase bearded dragons, spotify ploys and ethics. Also- does this podcast's existence "reek" of Tarn or Savanna according to his high and mightiness? Listen to find out!
This week’s episode is packed with top tips from Lauren, Savanna loving a decimal and plenty of links drawn between life and sewing!
If you want to find out why we’re feeding sheep socks on bagels, why Tarn was dressed as a sludge monster, and whether our degrees truly are redundant, don’t hesitate to have a listen to this fabulous edition!!
This bat mitzvah episode overran, just like Segev and Savanna's friendship!!! SHOCKING revelations like how Segev may be Shakespeare reincarnated (see sonnet attached), the blissful honeymoon phase of Tarn and Segev's friendship and quality Segev stories of yester year. Bonus content: a solid hour of mild Savanna bullying and self deprecation from Segasaurus rex.
Listen to this week’s fabulous podcast to hear from another wonderful welshie, Gwen Williams!
Find out where bright orange poo fits into the Norfolk countryside, how sending the coronavirus to military school would solve everything, and how our new I staircase pole dancing food pole will revolutionise 3rd year - And much, MUCH more!
Oh my lord! It can only b the manic Tarn as the gust for this spcial doubl digits pisod. xpect dark tangnts about blood souffl, scarring tos to imprss guys, using orbital thory to dscrib diablos, lttuc in omltts and WORST OF ALL why Tarn thinks "powr" rhyms with "Savanna". Also have a listn to Savanna rambl for ovr 14 mins, answring your qs! What absolut fast of ntrtainmnt...
Our favourite Welsh imposter Morgan joins us today with a surprisingly English Lit theme! Piggy=Morgan? Socks in a love square? Tarn arranging to murder Morgan? Beauty and a beat as the ultimate college siblings' theme tune? SO MUCH EXCITING CONTENT!!!
This episode is an absolute treat with the amazing Annabelle! Hear about Tarn falling into her SECOND river, more dodgy Savanna logic regarding chisseling glasses, schemes to gain raspy voices and most importantly, why Annabelle proclaims "it could be crabs, could be anything"!!!
Joyous of days! The ginger fiend Dan accompanies us this episode for talks bountiful in shocking discoveries: Dan MAKES UP gossip and Savanna's belief that babies are parts of zoos (ish). Extra bonus- why is Liam on Tarn's radar to have an alter ego?
WARNING: This episode contains surprisingly deep and inquisitive thoughts! The wonderful Francesca joins us this episode, divulging her wisdom in the art of bookshelves and a disproportionately long discussion about Normal People. And make sure to listen to find out why Savanna said "it's good to be moist"!!!
Tune in for Jayme's icy interactions with the lovely surprise guest Adrian (once Jayme finally deigned to turn up). ALSO find out why Tarn said "there's nothing sexier than using angles to shove tiny gnomes into holes"! Added bonus story of a classic demonstration of 'Savanna Logic' from the dark days of GCSE poetry...
Apologies faithful listeners for our lateness but this episode's guest Katie is worth the wait! Find out about her job in a herb farm as well as all our favourite herbs (dill-lightful)!!
Welcome to the glorious 3rd episode of I is For... this week brings the tale of Liam’s ideal day in isolation. Take a listen to hear about his culinary escapades, recommendation for new Olympic sports (and hear about how Savanna would turn them into ways to dispose of her enemies), and listen to the full version of the spectacular sonnet that Liam wrote for us: An Ode to I Attic Kitchen. Teaser found in the post on Facebook.
Episode 2 sees us chatting with Adrian about his ideal day in isolation as well as hearing a hilarious excerpt (yes I googled this word) from his personal statement, several questionable accents/singing and a revealing insight into Savanna and Adrian's rollercoaster of a lab partnership. Added bonus: how did Tarn manage to GET LOST while under quarantine?!...listen to find out all this and more!
Tarn and Savanna bring you the isolation imaginative idealogy that is this podcast series. We discuss random things, with the vague question of "What is your ideal isolation day?". This epidode we talk to Isha about all things icey and avocadoey as well as why apple crumble is WRONG.