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NotJoeFlacco
Instagram NFL Meme page @notjoeflacco brings you another NFL podcast filled with hot takes, cherry-picked stats, and moderate-to-high bias.
1:06 Teams with the worst vibes 7:51 Teams with the best vibes 13:00 That's Litty 16:06 Alone on the plane, chainless 19:01 Luckiest Moments
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1:43 Doug blinked 4:01 There was a football game 6:09 Kirk Cousins on the Manningcast 9:19 Big Temples 10:25 Ravens beat the Saints 11:41 Down goes the 4th Reich 13:24 I don't care what you say, I think he's a winner 14:42 Jim Irsay or Wolverine 21:43 The Rooney Rule 22:02 Michael Irvin, Cowboys Head Coach 24:08 Allegedley. Marvin, I said allegedly 25:13 Peyton Manning, Colts Head Coach 26:00 Colts Tank Job 30:00 Colts Coach for a Day
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1:10 Some personal milestones 2:05 40 vs 41 3:58 Some good old fashioned Remember When 6:43 Getting to the football 9:18 Vikings beat another future non-playoff team 9:36 Kirk "The Exchange Student" Cousins 10:13 Notjoe speaks Japanese 14:34 Vikings upcoming schedule 16:27 Future Cousins Curse Addendum 18:27 The Packers. Oh man the Packers 20:57 Brady to the 49ers? 21:45 Packers are still dogshit 2 minutes later 23:58 What do the Packers do with a Top 10 pick? 27:22 The Rams Super Bowl Hangover 31:57 The Worst jersey number for a CB 34:49 The Raiders 37:16 Jets Praise 42:10 Scoring is down 42:51 Trade deadline quick hit 46:51 Mike McDaniel appreciation segment 50:43 Wrapping Up
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1:13 Brady trying to hold things together by himself 2:10 Brady is bumming out NotJoe 2:56 Doug does NOT feel sorry for Tom 4:31 Trevor does feel sorry for Tom 5:35 Russ's downfall vs Tom's downfall 7:55 Gisele is the 2022 Tom Brady of that marriage 8:40 Why did Brady come back? 11:59 Matt Ryan is benched and we know when he's going to die 13:19 Paying Lamar 14:44 Trevor gets a fantasy football trade offer mid-pod 17:28 The Pact 19:21 Russ is working out mid-flight 22:11 That mouth was only made for one thing 23:06 Ravens-Bucs Stats 25:00 First place Falcons have a lead on Tom Brady 25:44 Finding 5 wins in the Bucs schedule 28:59 Franchise Tags and Lamar 32:17 Amazon showing the Next Gen Stats broadcast 33:36 Evil Artificial Turf 39:04 3 minutes Trevor's Car Corner tangent 42:48 Plans for the NotJoe Instagram Subscription 48:00 Kadarius Toney Trade 50:26 Brief Yankees tangent to torture Trevor 56:00 What you can and can't do on a plane 61:00 Picks Draft 76:00 Film Review 84:28 The Greatest Voicemail in History 90:00 Can you turn this into a sex dungeon? 91:31 We read some reviews 93:00 Back to the voicemail 98:00 Trevor's Hockey Corner
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0:00 Pod format update 2:00 Joe Pesci 4:00 The games we're not watching 6:00 Russ/Wolverine Meme 9:00 The games that are gonna tell us something 12:00 The Primetime games 15:00 Aaron Rodgers: Double Digit Underdog 19:00 Whose downfall is more important to you: Rodgers or Brady? 23:00 Other gambling lines 27:00 Responding to the Youtube comments Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
0:35 Devan Bush 1:29 Are the Seahawks... (gulp)... good? 3:12 The Seahawks schedule 8:13 Name a more cursed franchise than the Chargers 8:38 When will McCaffrey get going for the 49ers? 8:50 NotJoe's Taint decides MNF 9:31 Could you swap two head coaches and make both teams better? 10:59 Should the Packers be in panic mode? 13:47 2011 NFC Championship game 14:53 Should we even care about AFC vs NFC games at this point? 18:28 Mac + Zappe talk (recorded before MNF) 21:13 Taint Talk 22:51 Are the Packers and Bucs in trouble?
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0:42 Mac Jones + Zappe 2:50 What a dumb name 4:22 Married w/ Children flashback 6:03 What's going through McCorkle's head? 7:36 You can't make history repeat itself 8:51 Doug feels superior 10:25 Are we feeling sorry for McCorkle? 13:08 Trying to find McCorkle a home 16:08 Sickest cunts 17:11 Back to finding a home for McCorkle 25:12 Gisele going full Larsa Pippen 27:29 Tom Brady Cancer Survivor 29:30 New Segment: Who said it: DangeRuss or Wolverine 34:21 Pegging 35:00 Back to the Wolverine/Russ segment 37:11 James Robinson gets traded 40:02 Matt Ryan gets benched 42:05 There's more to it we don't know
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0:00 What were you doing during the intro, Doug? 2:02 Who are you rooting for in the World Series 7:32 Brady can't get Gisele back if he wins the Super Bowl 16:00 McDaniel gets lucky 21:44 The NFC is dogshit 29:35 The Giants are learning to win 40:20 The kid's first trip to the golf course Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
0:00 Happy Broncos are terrible noises 4:39 Vic Fangio got a raw deal 5:48 Amazon crew torching Russ 8:23 Trevor tries to say Russ isn't a bad person, he's just fat 9:02 NotJoe won't let Trevor take back the things he's said about Russ 10:41 Russ is an offensive coordinator career killer 12:20 Russ is fat 12:59 Going over Russ' stats 15:26 Talking about who we picked 17:05 Hackett got bullied into going for it and mangled the end of the 4th quarter 19:00 What's Russ thinking right now Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
My 13yo dog died Sunday in our backyard. I talk about her for about 30 minutes. Thanks for listening.
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We talk about whats on our mind, Top Gun: Maverick. Literally the only thing we've talked about since it came out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Browns trade 6 picks for Deshaun Watson.
How is Doug feeling
Why are Browns fans so loyal to Baker
The other teams that are avoiding the Deshaun fallout (Panthers, Falcons, Saints)
The conspiracy theories
The fully guaranteed contract
Amari to the Browns
What now for Baker - where is Baker an improvement? ( Seattle? Panthers? Arizona? Dolphins? Steelers? Bucs? Packers?)
Matt Ryan to Indy / Mariota to Atlanta / Jameis to Saints
Seahawks roll Russ https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/03/16/seahawks-russell-wilson-made-it-clear-he-wanted-this-change/
NFC to AFC: https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/03/21/afc-continues-to-drain-nfc-talent/
Chandler Jones to Raiders Julio cut Myles Jack cut - signs with Steelers Allen Robinson
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NJF
Russell Wilson is traded for two 1s, two 2s, 5th, Drew Lock, Shelby Harris, Noah Fant
So basically… the Packers turned down AT LEAST that much, are giving Aaron Rodgers something like $50M APY in order to never see Jordan Love throw another pass for them.
So Jordan Love sucks… the Packers franchised Davante and they’re gonna run it back with less(?) talent than last year but at least it’s not the 2019 NCAA INT leader at the helm
Basically, the Packers are all in and you can probably expect them to trade some picks for veterans between now and the trading deadline
Broncos are all in —
Who “won” the trade? Who is the 2nd best QB in the AFCW Josh McDaniels missing New England yet?
Nobody left from the 2013 champs. Wagner and Russ gone on the same day
Seahawks finally saw the team the rest of us did
Interesting choice having a septuagenarian run your rebuilding project
Why would you rebuild like this with a team this bad at drafting
Who’s next? DK? Lockett?
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• Aaron Rodgers wants $50M?! • Kyler Murray/ Cardinals Drama • Baseball lockout / how could the NFL fuck it up • 56/61 taunting penalties met the standard • Giants are open to trading Saquon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
• Brady to the 49ers? • Mahomes family non-drama drama • DK Metcalf doing the Olympics thing again • Packers showing no faith in Jordan Love • Is Matt Stafford financially supporting a racist? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Super Bowl Recap
Rams Win / 49ers are first team in history to be 3-0 in one regular season against the SB teams
Stafford: HOF / Richard Sherman / Matt Ryan
Officiating continues to be broken
Is it worth it if McVay and Aaron Donald retire?
When did we start combining regular season and postseason stats just because the number is bigger?
You’re officially old when the music you listened to in middle school, the movies you watched in high school, and the TV show you watched in college are now the super bowl halftime show and a bunch of ads.
Crypto,
Electric Cars,
Do you like Pete Davidson?
Was anybody in the world wondering what AJ Soprano was up to?
Kyler Vs Cardinals? Aaron Donald retiring? McVay retiring? Russ getting traded? What’s going on in the NFCW Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Super Bowl preview
This will be the only SB Joe Burrow plays in
Albert Breer article on the 6 scouts
Probably Stafford too
Brees, Rodgers, Marino, Young only 1 trip
Stafford HOFer?
Do we need to take the Pro Bowl out back and shoot it?
2 hand touch?!?!
There aren’t any good ideas for fixing the pro bowl that revolve around actual football
Could The Pro Bowl just be college football OT rules?
Coaching Hires / Brian Flores
Get rid of the interns
Get rid of the nepotism
McVay
Shanahan
Hackett
Merit vs diversity
Jim Caldwell - better winning % than Mike Shanahan. Matt Stafford averaged 9 wins under Caldwell and 4.75 under everybody else in Detroit
Marvin Lewis - Higher than Jon Gruden. Had a winning career WITH THE BENGALS
Lovie Smith v Dan Quinn same WP% both lost SB… Giants, Broncos, Vikings, Bears, Jags, Dolphins (6/8 openings)
Jimmy Johnson (7-9) COTY over Art Shell (12-4) (only coach to ever win the award with a Losing record)
JOSH MCCOWN?!?!?
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Greatest weekend in nfl history • Rodgers 12 mo debacle • Mahomes v Allen • Brady AND Rodgers hint at retirement •Rams trying to keep 49ers fans out • Burrow v Mahomes II Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jags beat the Colts… Steelers beat the Ravens…
Then… Chargers/Raiders • Why the Timeout? • Justin Herbert 4th down God • Raiders playing to avoid the Chiefs?
49ers/Rams • Rams trying to play physical • Jimmy G • Deebo • Rams playoff chances • 49ers eliminate Saints Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Browns - Steelers Reaction
how will you remember the Big Ben Era?
What to do with Baker?
What’s with Nick Chubb?
AB
Best player to never make the HOF
Had to end like this?
Is it actually over?
49ers
Trey Lance - wow
Playoff chances: 61%
Doesn’t seem that high -
I guess it’s the odds of the 49ers beating the Rams on the road plus the odds of the Falcons beating the Saints
Falcons aren’t beating the Saints
Colts/AFC playoff scenarios:
Carson Wentz —
Colts win and in but haven’t beat Jags in JAX in 7 years
If Jags win… Raiders and Chargers both make it if they tie
If Jags win, Colts can still make it if the Ravens, Raiders, and Dolphins win
Fantasy Football woes
Mike Glennon / Jake Fromm — 1967
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Tuesday Night Football
MVP Race Brady Rodgers JT
PFF Trade Scenarios Rodgers to Broncos Russ to Saints Cousins to Steelers Carr to WFT Jimmy to Panthers
7 Layer Notjoes: Xmas movies
Top NFC teams losing (cards and Bucs) Bucs injuries, AB is back, Leveon to Bucs
Bosa Bet (from +5000 to +1000 in 5 days)
Underthrown PI call
Analytics / DVOA / 49ers Falcons
Harbaugh going for 2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Recounting as many of the Urban Meyer Controversies as possible, and maybe inventing some new ones, reactions to the Mahomes-Herbert slugfest, analytics in football, and we draft our picks for this weekend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Demaryius Thomas Steelers-Vikings • Claypools celebration • Big Ben being immobile • Thursday edition of Taint Talk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NJF 162
Pats - Bills
Predicting the Headlines
Belichick doesn’t trust McCorkle
Patriots carry McCorkle to 7th straight win
McCorkle wilts under MNF pressure, audibles to handoff 38 times
Sean McDermott Defensive Mastermind
Josh Allen’s arm
Bills lose to efficient, accurate performance from Mac Jones
Bad Josh Allen showed up on MNF, drops to 2-3
CAN JOSH ALLEN WIN ON MNF
Misc
THAT WAS FUN
One game every season should just randomly be selected for a “you can only throw the ball east” game
Not allowed to recover fumbles
No timeout game
Nathan Peterman all time quarterback game
No headset game
Picks Draft Recap
7 Layer Notjoes: 7 best teams with 6 or 7 wins
Chargers
Bengals
Bills
Colts
Steelers
WFT
49ers
Raiders
Browns
Broncos
Eagles
Dolphins
Welcome to my Taint Talk
No Cousins Curse this week! Lions win
Dan Campbell / Jared Goff get their first win without Sean McVay
NotJoes Taint
NotJoe’s 2nd round pick is now 0-4
Week 10 Rams (49ers)
Week 11 Bills (Colts)
Week 12 Eagles (Giants)
Week 13 Vikings (Lions)
Best Excuses in Losing Performance
What does Brady have against Atlanta
Sleeping on the Cardinals
Swapping out 49ers-Seahawks for Broncos-Chiefs
Ravens - Steelers Going for 2 to win it
Minshew baby
Will Dolphins finish with a winning record? - Texans, Ravens on short week after OT, Jets, Panthers, Giants, Jets again, Saints, then Titans and Patriots
WFT just keeps winning / Raiders seem like they’ve lost a coach or some important young players or something
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Cowboys-Saints Reaction
Did we learn anything?
Dan Quinn can hold a lead
Taysom Hill is not a QB
Taysom Hill’s agent is a deity
Zeke should’ve just sat out
Refs don’t know what a blindside block is
Questions
Are the Cowboys good or no?
Is Kellen Moore good or no?
Saints injuries…
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160th time
NCAA Coaching Moves:
Lincoln Riley to USC (Sorry Seattle fans, the only other team that could lure Pete away is taken care of)
Brian Kelly to LSU
Seattle-WFT Reactions
Somethings up, sad to see Geno Smith tarnish this exemplary organization
Lost 3 straight and 6 of 7
Not lining up correctly on the onside kick,
Jamal Adams not even attempting a tackle
DK can’t get the ball
Russell Wilson would never take that sack in the two minute drill… rolling right, looking deep and just not pulling the trigger
Taylor Heinicke is Jeff Garcia without the Boggs from Shawshank thing going on
7 Layer NotJoes - 7 QBs that will be on new teams next year
Russ
Jimmy G
Jameis (FA)
Matt Ryan
Tyrod Taylor (FA)
Rodgers
Dalton
Foles
Minshew
Unexpected Performance of the Week
Lamar 4 INT
Raiders over Cowboys on Thanksgiving
Steelers giving up 41 in back to back games hadnt happened since 1989
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Episode 158
Giants - Bucs Reaction
Giants are on pace for TWO top-7 picks in the draft, which WR and safety are they looking at drafting
Giants OL —- by pff grade the guy that got ran over multiple times and called for 3 holdings is actually the second best guy on the line
Brady is over 3000 yards already and somehow looks like he can play two more years AT THIS LEVEL
Is Daniel Jones the worst QB in the division?
7 Layer NotJoes
name 7 QBs you’re 1000% sure Daniel Jones is better than
Anyone on the Jets except Flacco
Tua?
Andy Dalton
Jordan Love
Carson Wentz when he throws with his left hand
Nick Mullens
Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Bills - It’s not our fault you overrated us
Titans - Legit thought it was a bye week. Our bad.
Packers - Scored too quick. Can’t leave Kirk Cousins that much time
Cowboys - to be fair, Amari Cooper told us he was immunized
Seahawks - When we get Russ back everything will be ok. Geno Smith isn’t cutting it
Unexpected Performance of the Week
Chargers not Chargering
Chiefs D is gooooood?
Texans win but outgained 420 to 190
Texans had scoring drives of 0, 5, -4 yards
Welcome to my TaintTalk
Cousins Curse hits again. Takes down a 12pt buck in the Packers
Packers, Chargers, Panthers, Lions, Seahawks
NotJoes Taint
Not too bad but I did pick the packers and bills
Not even my Taint is strong enough to get the Lions a W
Jonathan Taylor / Austin Ekeler
Bills - Did the Vaccine stuff fuck up a good thing?
Bears - apparently Matt Nagy has lost the locker room. Gee.
NFC Playoff Guesses pick 2 to make the playoffs (49ers, Vikings, Saints, Eagles, Panthers)
Patriots are back in 1st place 1997 the last time they won the division without Brady
DK Metcalf If you take out his 84y TD against the Saints, he’s averaging less than 10y per catch since week 6
Taysom Hill contract huh?
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Patriots - Falcons reaction + our 9 round draft of who we think will win this weekend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Rams-49ers Reactions
SAME OLD SORRY ASS RAMS
WHAT A PERFORMANCE from the 49ers
Can Matt Stafford be trusted
Back to back 2 INT games on national TV
Can the 49ers be trusted
Losses to Colts, McCoys, Seahawks,
At 2-4 I said they need to win 2 out of next 3… and they did (just not the games I expected)
McVay has now lost 5 straight to the 49ers, Jimmy G has never lost to the Rams
49ers now have 5 straight winnable games: @ Jaguars, Vikings, @ Seahawks on SNF, @ Bengals, Falcons
7 Layer Notjoes: Contending Teams
Last Week:
Titans - W
Bucs - L
Packers - W
Ravens - L
Cardinals - L
Rams - L
Chargers/Cowboys - L/W
Name 7 QBs in the 11-20 range
Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Rams - It’s really hard to beat your daddy
Raiders - Same excuse as last week
Steelers - What do you mean we didn’t lose
Seahawks - Russ was hurt, you soulless creep
Saints - You’re not going to believe us but the refs screwed us
Coaching to Lose the Game Kyle Shanahan
Unexpected Performance of the Week
Jamal Adams tying Vince Wilfork for career INT
Jimmie Ward doubling his career INTs in one quarter
Browns. Oh the Browns
Matt Stafford being garbage in garbage time
Taint Junction // Welcome to my Taint Talk
Cousins Curse hits!!!
NotJoe’s Taint
Drafted Cardinals, Rams, Chargers, Broncos, Hawks in our picks draft
Does this mean that NotJoe’s Taint is stronger than Kirk Cousins need to lose games to good teams
Blowouts So many blowouts: Bills/Jets, Chiefs/Raiders, 49ers/Rams, Patriots/Browns, Cowboys/Falcons, Steelers/Lions, Panthers/Cardinals, Packers/Seahawks
Comebacks, Successful and otherwise
Cam is back, and scores 2 TDs in two touches
Russ is back and can’t score
Bad PR -- If you’re hurt, you do the Big Ben ice on your shoulder and knees thing. You don’t make social media posts about how miraculous your recovery was.
Ties: Should we be living in a world where professional football games end in a tie Only the NFL would trim the OT rules to 10 min instead of 15 for player safety but then extend the season by a whole ass 60 minutes
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Odell to the Rams
Word association
John Lynch: “Odell told me ‘Get me here’ back in 2018”
Is it bad if the NFL turned into the NBA from a player movement standpoint?
Cam to the Panthers
Panthers are paying Cam’s replacement, the replacement’s replacement, and now Cam Newton to replace his replacement’s replacement
Steve Smith, Steve Smith, Greg Olsen, Kelvin Benjamin, Greg Olsen, Greg Olsen, Funchess, McCaffery
Twice Cam was the team’s leading passer and rusher
3rd in Panthers history for rushing yards, 1st in rushing TDs
McCaffery is 28 TDs behind Cam. Will he ever catch him?
Ravens-Dolphins Reaction
Week 10 NFL Picks Draft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NJF 154 Steelers - Bears Reactions
Said it a thousand times, you can’t leave the refs that much time to win the game for the steelers
Why don’t they just do illegal contact every play when its like this
Justin Fields with a too quick game winning drive
At the half both QBs had exactly 63 yards passing. This was a TERRIBLE game at the half
Big Ben no longer strong enough to pump fake
Taunting penalty to save the Steelers
Cassius Marsh went from the 49ers to the Patriots and HATED playing for Belichick… wonder why
Mike Tomlin took a team with Mason Rudolph at QB to 8-8.
Refs Refs and more Refs
TJ Watt
Just a reminder that the Dolphins couldn’t get rid of Minkah Fitzpatrick fast enough
7 Layer Notjoes: Contending Teams
Titans
Bucs
Packers
Ravens
Cardinals
Rams
Chargers/Cowboys
Degenerate Gambler of the Week No big parlays this week because there’s no way anybody had the Bills, Cowboys, Rams, Bengals, 49ers, etc all losing
Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Bears - Have you ever fought 7 zebras before?
Bengals - It’s not our fault they cut Odell before they played us
Raiders - Do we really have to get into this?
Panthers - Not really an excuse but we started Darnold against Belichick
Packers - Jordan Love spent the whole game trying to find his mom
Coaching to Lose the Game Kyle Shanahan
Unexpected Performance of the Week
Jaguars - giVen up 20 in every game this year, 4x given up 30 so of course they hold Josh Allen to 3 FGs
Broncos - 42 minutes of possession, 180 yards rushing
Titans Rams
Other Games: Giants - Raiders Ravens Vikings McCorkle Ankle Hold Chargers Easy Money Jordan Love’s parents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NJF The Podcast 153
Lyin Aaron Rodgers… Are you vaccinated? Yeah, I’m immunized
Jets-Colts Reactions
Who had the over?
Rock Ya Sin is one of my favorite names ever
We were robbed of Primetime Mike White
Announcer Curse - since the announcers pointed out Wentz had 3 incompletions and 3 TDs he threw 4 incompletions and 0 TDs
Josh Johnson Facts:
Didnt win his first and only game until he was 32
He’s made just shy of $8M in his career
Didn’t play in the league between 2013 and 2018 or 2019-2020
Played under Jim Harbaugh… at USD
HE’S THIRTY FIVE
He’s played in the XFL and the AAF
Johnathan Taylor gonna be 1st pick in fantasy next year
This is the first Sunday Night Football game all season between 2 teams with winning records... Sunday Night Football - Week 1 - Both teams 0-0 Week 2 - Ravens were 0-1 (chiefs) Week 3 - Packers were 1-1 (49ers) Week 4 - Pats were 1-2 (bucs) Week 5 - Chiefs were 2-2 (bills) Week 6 - Seahawks 2-3 vs Steelers 2-3 Week 7 - Colts 2-4 vs 49ers 2-3 Week 8 - Vikings 3-3 (cowboys) Week 9 - Titans vs Rams
Browns v Bengals -2.5 Can the Browns rally together and win a game with all the distractions Broncos v Cowboys -9.5
How do the rest of the Broncos feel after Von Miller gets traded while they’re 4-4
Their schedule is ugly - Cowboys, Chargers x2, Chiefs x2, Bengals, Raiders (+ Eagles and Lions)
Texans v Dolphins -6.5
Falcons v Saints -5.5 Raiders v Giants +3.5 Patriots v Panthers +3.5 Bills v Jaguars +14.5 Vikings v Ravens -5.5 Chargers v Eagles +2.5 Packers v Chiegs -2.5 Cardinals v 49ers +2.5 Titans v Rams -7.5 Bears v Steelers -6.5 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Start Bench Cut: 2022 NY Giants starting QB
Tyrod Taylor
Marcus Mariota
Andy Dalton
Giants-Chiefs Instant Reactions
Was this even a moral victory (on the road against the AFC champions only lose by 3)?
Why did it take 2018, 2019, 2020, for teams to just be like… hey, stay deep. Dont let the Chiefs score quick.
With the Jets win and the Giants loss… the Giants are officially the worst franchise over the last 5 seasons
Where in the world is Doug, cuz its not San Diego?
7 Layer Notjoes: Coaches on the hot seat
Pete Carrol
Brian Flores
Mike Zimmer
Matt Nagy
Joe Judge
Ron Rivera
Nick Sirianni
Vic Fangio
Urban Meyer
Degenerate gambler of the week Guy who put $1000 down on Mike White… in his first start… against the team with the best record in the AFC… leading the league in passing in Week 8. He won $125,000
Offensive Defensive Player of the Week
Jared Goff throwing the ball away on 4th down
Kirk Cousins 2min drill
Carson Wentz throwing a pick six… from his own end zone… with his left hand
LSU WR in Cleveland
Coaching to Lose the Game Mike Zimmer double timeout disaster
Unexpected Performance of the Week
The Goddamn New York Jets
Jimmy G!!!
Eagles 44-6
Backup QBs - Mike White, Cooper Rush, Semian
The More They Stay the Same
Kirk Cousins 184 yards passing in prime time against a good team
Chargers making everyone think they’re going to be different and still being the chargers
Deebo Samuel Appreciation Segment
Other Stuff:
Would you rather be the Titans or the Browns right now?
What about the Chiefs or Browns
Jets have two wins against teams that would make the playoffs if they started today
Sean Payton top 3 coach with only 1 ring (of our lifetime)? Andy reid, arians, pederson, kubiak, carroll, harbaugh, mccarthy, Tomlin, dungy, cowher, gruden, billick, vermeil, holmgren, switzer, seifert, ditka, (leaving off madden, webank, stram, mccafferty)
Patriots actually get a good win (Jets, Texans, Jets, Chargers)
Cardinals
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Packers-Cardinals Reaction
I think this actually was the best game on the week 8 schedule
The TNF Edition of Packers-Cardinals… exciting but:
Dhop hurt, no davante, packers didnt even have their DC
Rodgers threw for less than 200 -- 2nd time in 3 weeks he’s thrown for under 200 + 2 TDs
Kyler - 2 picks, looked a little lost
What were they doing with Deandre Hopkins?
In-out-in-out… is he hurt or not?
You have a 99% chance of going to the playoffs… if he’s healthy and a 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl if he’s not
AJ Green
Lagging
AJ Green that one guy in Call of Duty shooting at a wall or just doing circles in the middle of a courtyard
AJ Green is the guy stopped at a green light
Start Bench Cut: You have to pick one of these games to watch on repeat for a week and if you do it you get $10,000
WFT @ Denver
Eagles @ Lions
Jaguars @ Seahawks
Week 8 Games
Is there even a good game this week?
RedZone shouldnt even show these
49ers @ Bears
Eagles @ Lions
Rams @ Texans
Jaguars @ Seahawks
WFT @ Denver
Miami @ Buffalo
Fantasy Only
Patriots @ Chargers
Panthers @ Falcons
Titans @ Colts
Bengals @ Jets (Ja’Marr Chase Only)
Giants @ Chiefs
Watchable
Bucs @ Saints
Cowboys @ Vikings
Steelers @ Browns
Questions in advance of the week:
Can the 49ers turn it around, avoid ruining my birthday, and get some momentum going into a game with a potentially injured Kyler Murray?
Can the Lions win a game?
Do you think Russ throws an INT in the end zone when he’s practicing his 2min drill in street clothes?
Titans gonna have a let down?
One of the most important Cousins Curse games of all time
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Start Bench Cut
Game Manager Edition
Carson Wentz
Matt Ryan
Jameis Winston
Saints-Seattle Reactions Who’s faster: Mahomes or Jameis
NotJoe’s 49er Corner
Shanahan is me playing golf: Just enough good shots to where I keep coming back but its awful to watch and nobody would pay to see it
The best Colts play was “throw deep and get a PI call” which worked because the 49ers have zero ball skills in their secondary. Jason Verrett, Richard Sherman, Ahkello Witherspoon have all the 49ers INT from the last calendar year
What to do with the QBs:
Week 8-10 are @ Bears, then home vs Cardinals, home vs Rams
11-13: @ jaguars, VIKINGS, @ seahawks
Start Bench Cut
You’re 0-7, which coach do you most want to play for
Brian Flores
Dan Campbell
Zac Taylor
7 Layer NotJoes
Worst Offseason Decisions
Trading for Sam Darnold
49ers going into this season with zero depth at CB
Lions going into the season without WRs
Bringing back Matt Nagy
Brandon Aiyuk turning into Laquan Treadwell
Michael Thomas waiting on his off season surgery
Texans not trading Deshaun when he asked them to
Awards
‘Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Lions - Hey man we literally tried everything
Unexpected Performance of the Week (Formerly the Jekyll & Carlos Hyde Award)
Bengals 41-17 over the Ravens
Chiefs only scoring 3 points against a team that lost to the Jets
Ravens losing 17-41 against the Bengals
Curse of the Week
Madden Curse - Mahomes
SB Loser Curse - Chiefs
49ers Drafted a WR in the first round curse
Questions from the rest of the games
What round in the draft is mega-punter going?
Least watchable week of games I can remember?
MNF and SNF were in the rain and ¾ teams had losing records
10/13 games were 2 score differentials
Best game was Falcons Dolphins? Lions Rams?
Joel asks: Is Jared Goff just a healthier Sam Bradford
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Awards
Offensive Defensive Player of the Week
DK Metcalf - why you not going out of bounds?
Shannon Sharpe beef
Josh Allen - you’re 6’6… its half a yard. I thought you were a hurdler
Geno Smith -
‘Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Patriots - We hung with a real team on the road and we still don’t have any skill position guys
Seahawks - We’re missing Russ
Broncos - You ever played a Nobody Believes in Us + Its us against the world team?
Coaching to Lose the Game
The guy who didnt hedge or cash out for 180k
Painful Admissions
Doug
Questions from the rest of the games
Is Jamal Adams getting hit in the face with a football the funniest thing to happen in an NFL game in my life
The MVP out there running fake two minute drills while he’s on IR… bit much?
The Vikings are who they always are: 3 losses to good teams, 3 wins against bad teams
The Chiefs are kinda the same thing though: Losses to ravens, chargers, bills - W vs WFT, eagles, browns
Aaron Rodgers
Urban Meyer still hasn’t won in the US, at least the Dolphins still get 2 games against the Jets and 1 against the Texans
Panthers / Broncos both with 3 game losing streaks after starting 3-0
Those poor lions
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NJF 149
Start Bench Cut: Which Titans team is this?
Team that beat the Bills in a shootout and Seahawks on the road
Team that lost to the Jets
Team that lost to the Jets and beat the Bills
Titans-Bills Reaction
7 lead changes at 34-31 Titans
Kick Return gets called back
And then…
Do you go for it?
Hadnt been able to stop shit
Have the athletic freak future MVP at QB
Just need a half yard
Why leave to a coin flip
Another week, another massive parlay
Cash out for 180k
Cash out 1 for 90, let 1 ride for 145
Let both ride
Titans came in 27th in passing yards per game with Julio
Falcons are 12th without him
Derrick Henry MVP?
Came in averaging 128/g, with 7 TDs and added 140 and 2 TDs
Pacing for 402 carries
Josh Allen has an absolutely garbage stache (and qb sneak game)
Reviews - The only podcast I listen to. Listening to NotJoe and the Boys is great because they don’t try too hard, they just talk football from the perspective of 3 die hard fans. Keeps you engaged and invested in the conversation. And like any good podcast, the tangents may be the best part. Not bad for a meme page
7 Layer MVP Notjoes
Kyler
Dak
Josh Allen
Justin Herbert
Lamar Jackson
Tom Brady
Derrick Henry
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NJF 148 Start Bench Cut
Gruden’s rehabilitation tour:
Hosts Manning Bros esque show with his brother, Jay Gruden who got jealous of a player banging his girl and benched him for the guy that missed the block that led to Alex Smith’s injury
Launches Last Chance U but for white kids only
New Jeopardy host
Colts-Ravens Reactions
Game was shit, they fired Gruden, the game got amazing
Did Lamar take a shit at halftime?
Seems like the league has figured Lamar Jackson out huh?
Tavon Young Personal Foul bailed out
Why couldn’t we get the Manning Bros tonight? I’d love their take on Gruden
Worst Excuse in a losing performance
Colts were up 22-3
Week 4 Picks
Trevor -
Doug - 4-1 (Titans, Saints, Bills, Bucs) 5-5 total
NotJoe - 2-3 (Saints, Titans)
Start Bench Cut
The Most Done
Steelers (2-3)
Raiders without Gruden (3-2 but lost two straight and their HC)
New England (needed a comeback to beat the Texans)
Best punch
Tyson Fury
Deontay Wilder
Kadarious Toney
NotJoe MVP Radar (now 2-4 following being caught on radar)
Kyler Murray - Undefeated
Justin Herbert - first place in the AFCW
Dak Prescott 1066, 10 TD, 8.0ypa
Awards
Offensive Defensive Player of the Week
Kickers. Fucking all of them
Sam Darnold -- 177, 1TD 3-INT
‘Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Browns - 500 yards, no turnovers, 42 points, and we got fucked by the refs
49ers - Started a rookie, on the road, against the last unbeaten team and it wasnt so bad
Giants - Mike Glennon played over half the football game
Lions
Coaching to Lose the Game
Sending stupid emails 10 years ago and having your locker room quit on you
Texans fake punt thing
Browns running the ball on 3-10 needing a score
Zac Taylor attempting 57y FG instead of going for 4-1
Shanahan 1-5 on 4th down
Jekyl and Carlos Hyde Award
Ravens - IN THE SAME GAME
Eagles - Time to say nice things again!
Do the steelers qualify here? Is beating denver a good win? Every team on their schedule so far has a winning record and they’re 2-3 with a mummy playing QB
Award for terrible officiating that only affected the 49ers browns or giants
No holding call in the end zone
Wtf was that PI call
Questions from the rest of the games
I asked last week if the Panthers could beat the Bucs. I’ll say no. Moving on
Cowboys home field advantage?
Dan Campbell crying
Eagles on pace for 3 top 10 picks
Jameis 12 TD 3 INT
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Start Bench Cut Best team… Steelers, Seahawks without Russ, Bears if they fire Matt Nagy
Rams-Seahawks Reaction
How fucked are the Seahawks if Mr Unlimited misses any time? (Steelers, Saints, Jaguars, Packers)
Lining up Jamal Adams at safety is a lie at this point
Troy Aikman “Jamal Adams on Tyler Higbee is no contest
Stafford looking shaky in first two big games of his career
Seahawks now 0-2 at home this season
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If you had to get caught cheating on your girl... would you go the Urban route, the Earl Thomas path, or the Tiger Woods Way? Chargers - Raiders reactions Awards
Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
Broncos - We were never going to win this division, what did you want from us?
Titans - We were missing both our starting WR
Eagles - Did you really expect the Chiefs to lose 3 straight?
Coaching to Lose the Game
Bill Belichick 56y field goal in the rain with 56 seconds left
Sean McVay down 11 kicking a 22 yard field goal instead of 4th and goal from the 5 (cardinals answered with a FG)
Jekyl and Carlos Hyde Award
Saints
Titans
Bears
Who’s Right?
Fangio
Harbaugh
Questions from the rest of the games
After what we just saw from the Pats, can the Panthers beat the Bucs?
If the Bills go 16-1 is there any way Josh Allen doesnt get the MVP
Allotted time for NotJoe to talk about the 49ers
Matt Ryan needs a trade if he has any hope of the Hall
Do you believe me now that the Lions are TERRIBLE
Dolphins gotta be loving the track that the 49ers are on?
Big Ben still done?
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Start Bench Cut
You have to switch teams… who’s your new franchise: Patriots, Jags, Bengals
Jags - Bengals Reaction
This game was one of our locks for the week. We all agreed. Did we learn anything other than NotJoe shouldn’t bet on football
Jags have actually led in 3 straight games. 2x they’ve led at halftime by at least a TD… then disaster.
First half point differential: +17
Second half PD: -42
is this actually going to be a QB rivalry in 5 years? Some of these young guys have to just be average.
What actually makes a QB rivalry?
Start Bench Cut
When would you rather watch your team play: Thursday Night / Sunday Night / Monday Night
You can’t watch your team live: Radio, Gamecast, Tape Delay
Week 4 Picks
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Eagles - Cowboys Reactions
Week 3 Start Bench Cut
Who’s going to have the better 2021
Most Unexpected
Your life depends on…
NotJoe’s MVP Radar
Week 3 Awards
Marquise Brown “Offensive-Defensive Player of the Game”
Marquise Brown - 3 pass break ups to save TDs
Zach Wilson - held Jets to 119 yards passing
Jimmy Garropolo - forced fumble in the 4th
Bears O-Line - Held Bears to 1.1 yards before contact and 1 yard passing (47 total yards)
Best Excuse in a Losing Performance
We forced them to kick a 66 yard FG - Lions
We scored too quick - 49ers
We were distracted because they retired the jersey of our Director of Fan Engagement - Giants
Coaching to Lose the Game
Kyle Shanahan not going for it on 4th and short even though he has Trey Lance
Kliff Kingsbury attempting a 68yd field goal against the Jags
Matt Nagy showing up for the game
Questions from the rest of the Games
Should Derrick Henry have been the 1st pick in the draft? Dalvin Out, CMC Out, Kamara hasn’t gotten going yet
Chiefs are 2 games back of the Broncos and Raiders… when do they return to 1st place
Justin Fucking Herbert. That’s all
Saints D is LEGIT
At this point last year Cam had 6 TDs and 2 INT. Mac Jones has 2 and 3
Daniel Jones is now 4-11 at home
Can we start referring to Big Ben as Has Ben
Bad sign the Cardinals were losing to the Jags at halftime?
Are the Vikings legit (2 plays away from 3-0)
Anybody concerned at all about the Bucs?
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We're back with our picks for the week 3 games and reactions to the Panthers-Texans game, McCaffrey's injury, and Sam Darnold. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Trevor gets center stage as the Giants blow a winnable game and start the season 0-2 for the 5th straight year. NotJoe and the boys make their week 2 NFL picks on ESPN's Pigskin Pickem Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Notjoe and the Boys also reflect on Norm Macdonald's passing, Urban Meyer's present and future in the NFL, Demarcus Lawrence's injury, whether OJ did it, the proper time to spend pooping, best Bill Murray movies, and the right cut of steak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Notjoe and the boys are back with Week 1 reactions including: Raiders/Ravens instant reaction AFC/NFC Division goes 8-0 to start the season including 6-0 against 2020 playoff teams The Jameis MVP campaign is under way Aaron Rodgers terrible day NFL Gamepass Review Bills vs Steelers + every other NFL game from the weekend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Reactions to all the big story lines from opening night of the NFL + making our picks for Week 1 of the NFL. If you want to pick along side us: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2021/group?id=94f5e884-da13-4a2b-be23-d99c73f0f840&joining=true Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Top 4 teams in the NFC Worst 4 teams in the NFC Coaches most likely to get fired Super Bowl picks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the Boys cover their top 4 and bottom 4 teams in the AFC and spend way too much time discussing a haircut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the Boys talk: Saquon's 2021 fantasy outlook 2021 season only... Start Bench Cut: Frank Gore, Adrian Peterson, Todd Gurley Cam Newton and whats next Recapping our Auction keeper fantasy draft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the boys talk about the sad news surrounding Drew Lock, the Sony Michel trade, an interesting futures bet and dive into the fantasy football season for Start Bench Cut: Fantasy Edition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the boys are fired up about Jameis impending MVP season The Raiders want Khalil Mack back NotJoe is over IG Milk Crate Challenge and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Start Bench Cut: Sports Trophies Movie trilogies Ranch, Hot Sauce, BBQ Sauce Dominos, Papa Johns, Pizza Hut Top Gear Hosts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jamal Adams gets paid Six QBs make their preseason NFL debuts Tim Tebow and Josh Rosen get cut Somebody cut the lawn in Patty Mahomes new shoes and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Hard Knocks, Start Bench Cut, and Baseball makes itself relevant for a change + Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Josh Allen gets paid... Impact on Baker Mayfield and Lamar Jackson contracts... Michael Thomas and more Saints drama Hunter Henry is hurt... again And we talk a very weird HOF class for 2022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NFL Football is back, Doug's childhood growing up in Canton We're older than an inductee! Start Bench Cut Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We talk the Bills threatening to leave Buffalo, Carson Wentz injury and which large membered QB is best to replace him (again), Nick Chubb's new contract, Nick Bosa's GF racist tweets, and Joe Judge making 60 year old coaches run sprints Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aaron Rodgers goes off Xavien Howard ALSO goes off The Boys play Start Bench Cut Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Arod and Deshaun are back Broncos fans are sad Top 5 Sports Movies (except you can't pick Football, Basketball, Baseball, Boxing or Hockey) Hockey Corner & an excerpt from the Lost Episode from last week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Younghoe Koo gets his Jeep Grand Cherokee stolen, Michael Irvin has some vaccine thoughts Jimmie Ward is spending his offseason talking nonsense about the Rams, Peyton and Eli get new jobs, Franchise Tag 2021 update, and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The Richard Sherman saga Dwayne Haskins needs a dentist Saquon goes Crypto plus over an hour of Start Bench Cut nonsense Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Bo Jackson and Jerry Rice start running their mouths about playing in today's game, we talk celebrity crushes, wings, and of course... Trevor Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and Doug talk the teams most likely to tank and try to make as many Tampa Bay Lightning puns as possible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Reviewing everything that goes into setting up your fantasy league... Plus... Josh Gordon reinstatement and 4th of July Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The longest conversation I've had with my wife since our second kid was born in 2016... recorded and preserved for time everlasting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Assorted football, movies, and food related Start/Bunch/Cut... plus a special announcement in the intro. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the Boys are back to talk throwback helmets, taxicab confrontations, and the best football movies of all time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe gets spotted at Disneyland Carl Nassib comes out... Cole Beasley wants some attention... "Plaxico of the Week" is handed out... Tom Brady throws some shade... Eli and Alvin get new jobs... The NFL's version of Ben Simmons... Waffle house thoughts... Yelp reviews with Trevor... and of course.... Trevor's Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
We talk our long history with the Madden franchise and discuss the options for the Madden22 cover. We also talk online reviews (including our own) and the hero from the Suns in 4 Fight Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the boys run through their takes on the best and worst coaches in the NFL, detour to discuss Mac & Cheese (both Cam Newton's nickname for Mac Jones and the food), Deshaun Watson to the Denver Broncos rumors and the NFL is funding research into the pain management capabilities of the devil's lettuce Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the Boys discuss the Julio Jones trade, who is the (2nd) best offense in the AFC, which team screwed up the worst by not trading for Julio, the Paul-Mayweather "fight", Trevor works on his car, some TV recommendations, and Trevor's Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Notjoe and the Boys use Vegas win totals to break down which of the favorites are going to have the toughest time making the playoffs, we also discuss the players (that aren't on our team) that we most want to win a ring, and finding solidarity in our ice cream truck takes
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NotJoe and the Boys look at all the teams that Vegas thinks will win less than 9 games and tries to see if any can make the playoffs in 2021. Also... Do the Falcons already have a first round pick offer for Julio? WTF is up with Lynn Bowden Jr's tattoo?, Tebow jersey doing numbers, and should you be in a serious relationship in college... Our sponsor: If you love listening to us here on NotJoeFlacco, what’s stopping you from grabbing a mic and starting your own show? And there’s no better place to host than BLUE WIRE HUSTLE Submit your Blue Wire Hustle application here: http://bwhustle.com/join Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoeFlacco and the boys discuss which QBs we would rather have than Trevor Lawrence, Janoris Jenkins getting his Rolls stolen, NBA fans acting out of pocket, and Alex Smith's interview with Colin Cowherd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the Boys explore the Julio Jones rumors, who he might fit with, and try to figure out what the Falcons are doing. Also, Jalen Ramsey got sad in the comments section of some Darnell Mooney posts and we discuss whether we like it when athletes are authentic on the internet. The new basketball format and how it might work in the NFL and trying to figure out if a March Super Bowl is in our future Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
The boys pick three MVP candidates (long shot, medium longshot, and a favorite) even though its still May and who the hell is betting on NFL MVP odds right now... Also, Trevor gets upset about ticket prices in LA, Doug and Notjoe go to the movies, and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Which QBs are on the hot seat? What if Baker is just OK this year? Is the seat hotter for Pete Carroll or Russell Wilson? How long does Kirk Cousins have in Minnesota?
Also... A healthy debate on the merits of the quesadilla, everyone's favorite fictional soccer coach Ted Lasso, 75 seconds of Tim Tebow, and of course... Trevor's Hockey Cornerh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
NotJoe and the Boys make their debut as sellouts... The boys find agreement over the A-A-Ron Rodgers saga, Trevor lets Doug and NotJoe talk hockey with him, we debate which better suits America: BBQ Sauce or Ketchup, Who has bust potential from the 1st round, Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, Is Zach Thomas a Hall of Famer, and we give some dating advice to one unlucky follower... then we try and get Doug to watch the F1 show again. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Plus... an announcement... and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner
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NotJoeFlacco, The Podcast: Therapy Hour
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Apologies to the Seahawks and Rams for forgetting to include you in the mock draft this year. We'll try and be better.
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We talk: Clowney to the Browns, Aaron Donald punches a guy then actually doesnt punch a guy and saves him instead, Aldon Smith is in trouble again, does Trevor Lawrence really want it?, Alex Smith retires, and we discuss a certain d-bag talking head that rhymes with Bolin Bowherd Thanks for listening!
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- Minnesota Vikings
- New England Patriots
- Arizona Cardinals
- Las Vegas Raiders
- Washington Football Team
- Chicago Bears
- Indianapolis Colts
- Tennessee Titans
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Cleveland Browns
- Baltimore Ravens
- New Orleans Saints
- Green Bay Packers
- Buffalo Bills
- Kansas City Chiefs
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Rams / Seahawks / Texans
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Breaking down team needs for:
- Jacksonville Jaguars
- New York Jets
- San Francisco 49ers (from Miami Dolphins via Houston Texans)
- Atlanta Falcons
- Cincinnati Bengals
- Miami Dolphins (from Philadelphia Eagles)
- Detroit Lions
- Carolina Panthers
- Denver Broncos
- Dallas Cowboys
- New York Giants
- Philadelphia Eagles (from Miami Dolphins via San Francisco 49ers)
- Los Angeles Chargers
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Discussing Julian Edelman's career and why all the backlash to his retirement,
other WR and the Hall of Fame,
Why Gronk is the best TE of all time,
NFL players we'd want to spend the day with,
Where should the NFL expand,
What to do about the name of the franchise in Washington DC,
Remembering DMX, and of course...
Trevor's Hockey Corner
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We talk about how 2021 has started for Sam Darnold plus...
Aaron Rodgers hosts Jeopardy!
We argue over whats a game show
We pick new NFL hosts for your favorite game shows
and of course...
Trevor's Hockey Corner
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49ers trade reaction
Dolphins massive draft haul reaction
Eagles clusterfuck reaction
MORE Deshaun Watson news reaction
17 game schedule reaction
- Trevor's Hockey Corner
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The 95th episode of NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast is presented by nobody because we don't have any sponsors. I take that back, there is the patreon. Thanks to all the Patreon subscribers for their generosity. Reminder that half of all the patreon money goes to Apraxia Kids, a charity to help kids burdened with Apraxia. Patreon.com/notjoeflacco
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Also... some guy retired, and the Packers front office continues to baffle... oh, and trevor's hockey corner
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Plus a new segment: Doug's Draft Takes
and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner
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Also: Russell Wilson is big mad, and 90s QBs that we want to drink with, plus a moving, truly, and touching Trevor's Hockey Corner
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Answering the age old question... What kind of drug is Carson Wentz?
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Drunk Tom Brady
JJ Watt gets released
Fan Controlled Football, Twitch, and watching people watch movies
Vincent Jackson's passing
Trevor's Hockey Corner
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Oh, and Trevor's Hockey Corner
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Stafford (and Goff) trade 49ers QB drama and Kirk Cousins Texans get a coach Super Bowl stuff Kliff Kingsbury and of course... Trevor's Hockey Corner
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The first 9 minutes are me talking about the "NotJoe Quits Work" initiative. If you'd like to support, you can go to patreon.com/notjoeflacco
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Browns Heartache, Chad Henne, Super Bowl Matchups, Who we want to see win a ring, Coaching Hires, The Texans, and the debut of a new segment: Trevor's Hockey Corner
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Super Sized NFL Wildcard Weekend Action including a visit from Rawley from the Dawgs of War Podcast, Sports PTSD, Doug Pederson gets fired, and NotJoe punches Trevor square in the balls
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SURPRISE! Its a new podcast...
Previewing all the wild card action ahead
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Trevor talking about the Eagles tank job, did Doug cry over the Browns win?, + NFL Coaching Vacancies... and we roast Trevor a little.
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Talking Browns/COVID, Doug's massive fantasy football championship comeback, Diggs vs Davante, Browns Playoff Chances, Dwayne Haskins and much more
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Are these the least like-able Steelers of the last 30 years?
Who's the leader of this Steelers team?
Who's in and who's out of the playoffs in the AFC?
Falcons blow another to Tom Brady
The Jets beat the Rams
and more from Week 15
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Congrats to Frank Gore on game number 240 (all time leader for RB) + Touchdown #100. Most importantly, congrats on grinding out another W in your HoF career.
This weeks guest is Kelsey Charles (@heykelseycharles) who hosts the "Girls Talkin Boys" podcast on SB Nation and "The Star at Night" for the Dallas Cowboys.
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Its a poop joke AND a running back joke... god I'm good at this
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NotJoe's little brother makes his world podcasting debut, the Steelers lose, Baker Mayfield goes 5/8 for 44 yards in the second half, Wentz gets benched, Jets almost win and save the Raiders season, Jags damn near win, and somehow the Anthony Lynn and Matt Nagy are both getting fired before Adam Gase
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BS'ing about: Carson Wentz's struggles, Russ4MVP, Raiders embarassment, Ravens forfeit?, Chargers losing a game they should've won (on paper), the 1st place Giants, the 8-3 Brownies, a rejuvenated 49ers team + Deebo Samuel, Derrick Henry for MVP?, Dolphins are back on track, Broncos QBs, Chiefs/Bucs and Matt Nagy and Mitchell Trubisky.
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- Doug's anti-Boston rant
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In my first interview segment on this wild ride we call NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast I'm pumped to be joined by the KINGS who run the Dawgs of War Podcast, hosts Kevin and Rawley. We talk Baker Mayfield, Myles Garrett, Fandom PTSD, and all sorts of other stuff.
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got a little weird this week
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Can't believe it's already week 10. Thanks for listening!
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It'll make sense when you get there (i think) I promise
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Oh, and stick around for the end, we missed an award
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Trevor rants about the Giants / Bucs game, NotJoe rants about the 49ers, Doug is just happy to be 5-3 and heading into the buy.
Also, NotJoe is keeping the hope alive that the 9ers can find 4 wins in the next 7 games and set up another week 17 clash with the Seahawks.
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NotJoeFlacco (instagram.com/notjoeflacco) is joined by Doug (and only Doug -- Trevor bailed), to preview all the Week 8 NFL games.
Doug is currently 3 games up in the Pick'em Contest but NotJoe closed the gap with a courageous Falcons pick for Thursday Night Football.
Listen in as NotJoe literally comes up with a meme on the podcast and then finds out the story is a little TOO familiar.
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Breaking down all of week 7 AND previewing Week 8 for NotJoeFlacco: The Podcast
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Recapping the Week 6 action and jumping into a brief Rocky universe rankings
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All I feel is pain -- Doug, Trevor and I wrap up the Sunday games and I talk about why I got into a fight with my garbage can
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Its week five my friends. time to break down all the games and make our picks. Its time for a glorious comeback for Nacho who is 8 (EIGHT) games behind Doug in the pick em contest
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Breaking down the week 4 action with Salty NotJoe, Doug and Trevor
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Breaking down all of Week 3 in the NFL
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I'm 3 games behind doug going into the Sunday week 3 games, fantasy teams suck, the 49ers are starting their practice squad against the Giants on a field made out of razor blades but at least Drew Brees has devolved into a game manager. So there's that.
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Well, today happened didn't it. We talk injuries, the impact of injuries, the NFC playoff picture, and we introduce our buddy Trevor
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Recapping TNF Browns v Bengals, talking Baker Mayfield, Joe Burrow, Joe Buck, and our picks for week 2 of the NFL season
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Breaking down all 13 games from Week 1 of the 2020 NFL season
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FOOTBALL
FOOTBALL
FOOTBALL
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Breaking down the divisions and playoff matchups for the NFC
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Breaking down every division in the AFC and picking our playoff teams from the AFC
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I swear the title will make sense once you listen
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NotJoe is back and joined by Doug to go over all the news from the last 40 days. Jamal Adams trade, Alex Smith is back, Cam Newton to the Pats, Washington Football Team and more.
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TL;DL -- He's not getting tradefd (this year)
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Imagining a world with football but without the NFL
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Say it with me: 1 MORE YEAR OF FRANK GORE
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Could be worse, could be Jim Tomsula.
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You're not gonna believe this, but I picked a 49er
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Most exciting teams in 2020?
Two MVPs?
Julio overrated?
- some personal news
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Drew Brees steps in some shit and I'm here to analyze it frame by frame
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I'm not even sold he was the best QB in the 2019 class...
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I really like the Packers scenario, not gonna lie
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It happens to the best of us...
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In light of the recent news around the murder of George Floyd and other similar stories, I thought it would be a good time to dive into just how good Colin Kaepernick was and why he deserves another shot in the NFL by taking down each of the points that people use to argue why he shouldn't have a job
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Breaking down the 5 best RB contracts in 2020
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once again, I am @notjoeflacco
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Should have just titled this pod: NotJoe is confused. I can't understand the rationale behind anything in this pod.
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Why Dak has (almost) all the leverage in the contract negotiations
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Spoiler alert: I'm optimistic about 2020 (if we have football, please let us have football)
Also... I stupidly forgot to mention: THERE'S AN EXTRA PLAYOFF TEAM THIS YEAR so of course it's going to be easier to make the playoffs.
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Diving into all the drama with Michael Thomas and DeVante Parker as well as laying out my top 10 WR going into 2020 season
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Its not the All-Underrated Team, its not a ranking, its just 5 guys you need to know more about
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Breaking news + some more Russ MVP talk
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Great career, but he doesn't have a signature season to point to and say "I was robbed". I dive into each season and compare him year by year to the actual MVP.
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Hopefully I put this nonsense to rest.
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NotJoe breaks down the 5 players he would bet on (if he bet on sports) to win the NFL MVP in 2020.
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personally blown away at 1 name on this list
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Just gonna link to the Earl Thomas TMZ article in case you're behind on the news
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Drew Lock is a GOD
Drew Lock is MORTAL
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Breaking down the 2018 NFL Draft's 1st round and trying to determine who teams are going to pick up the 5th year option. I'll be honest, some of these dudes I'd never heard of before this pod.
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My thoughts on Dak & Andy Dalton as well as I go longer on Alex Smith's career and the fantastic "Project11" documentary on ESPN
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Lightning round!
Submit your questions for the pod by going to anchor.fm/notjoeflacco/message
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Breaking down where I think Aaron Rodgers will finish his NFL career
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Breaking down the best and worst coaches that didn't make the playoffs in 2019.
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NotJoe defends Jameis Winston's honor in the first segment and reads the news in segment number 2.
If you'd like to submit a question for Not Joe to answer on his podcast, go to https://anchor.fm/not-joe-flacco/message or text 614-768-2940
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Sitting down with my buddy Doug to get his take on the 2020 NFL Draft. Who won? Who lost?
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Breaking down the 1st round of the 2020 NFL draft. We talk about:
Jordan Love and Aaron Rodgers, My Buddy Doug's mostly epic 1st ten picks, the Browns, the 49ers, the Cowboys and Raiders.
And the Chargers. Oh, boy the Chargers.
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Breaking down each team's potential interest in Tua, possibly the riskiest boom/bust QB in the draft
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Gronk just can't quit Tom Brady and then we get into the mock draft from the world famous Scooter Farm in sunny San Diego CA.
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I have my buddy Doug on the pod to get me all caught up on the players to watch in each position group
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Its DRAFT WEEK! That time of year where everyone gets to pretend they're smarter than their teams GM. Since I don't watch College Football, I'm not even gonna fake it. I'm talking about Carson Palmer, the last Bengals QB to go 1st overall and how I'd fix College Football so it would be interesting to me.
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Answering WHO IS BETTER: Dak or Carson Wentz and answering a follower question: "Can Courtland Sutton make the leap to top 5 WR in the league?"
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Adam Gase is going to ruin Sam Darnold, I just hope Sam survives.
And, finally, at long last, I break down where all the Drew Brees memes started.
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Not Joe answers:
Who are the worst rookie QBs of the last decade
And
Who has been better since 2012: Aaron Rodgers or Russell Wilson
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Why the Panthers will regret the Christian McCaffrey contract extension.
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Answering: Is Jimmy G holding the 49ers back? and Who are NotJoe's Top5 Tight Ends of All Time
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Diving into Bill O'Brien the GM/Coach/Saboteur of the Houston Texans as well as answering who I think is better: Larry Fitzgerald or Calvin Johnson
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Talking about today's Chris Johnson news, his career, and why runningbacks aren't used the way they used to. Also, Odell Beckham and his place in the pantheon of wide receivers.
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NotJoe reacts to the All Decade Offense being named, how good Antonio Brown is all time, and a follower asks "Is the NFL rigged?"
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NotJoe answers:
Is Lamar Jackson going to fall off?
Is Carson Wentz good enough to win an MVP
What would you change about the NFL's penalty system?
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NotJoe answers:
Can Josh Allen be a top 15 QB in 2020?
Can the Seahawks win the Super Bowl in 2020?
What does NotJoe think of the new 7 team playoff format and extra regular season game?
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Laying out what Mahomes would need to do to pass Brady for GOAT,
Could the Bucs miss the playoffs?
Is Joe Burrow going to be a bust?
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Talking
John Lynch/Kyle Shanahan
Top 10 QBs & Overrated Rings
& follower tells me that the Eagles, Cowboys, and a mystery team will all make the playoffs and win at least 2 playoff games
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NFL Memes, Rams 2020, & GOAT Running Backs -- The NotJoeFlacco Podcast - 001
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