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Buckle up Rob is is back with the whole crew to discuss Deadpool V Wolverine and some comic-con news.
Laf and James hold it down, while the rest of the crew is somewhere in Rob's basement. We discuss The Acolyte, The Boys and hit some news and rumors.
Crew discusses the Trump assassination before moving on to House of the Dragon and Supacell.
The crew discusses Kendrick Lamar's Not like Us video, Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F and the Boys Season 4
Rob is back for this episode. Also we review Furisoa, The Boys and give some thoughts on Godzilla Minus One and The Watchers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Path to Manhood on Amazon now. The crew discusses The Acolyte, Clipped and addresses some new and rumors. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Dane shares some big news!!! The crew discusses X-Men 97, Rebel Moon and hits some news and rumors. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Dane and James hold it down this week and discuss Season 2 of Them, Kendrick Vs Drake and hit some news and rumors --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew gives their final thoughts on Shogun the NFL draft, NBA Playoffs and hits some news and rumors --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew discusses Fallout and shares some news --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Laf is back from Smokey's house just in time to talk about 3 Body Problem. The crew also discusses Civil War and hit a few news stories. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew talks Shotgun, X-men 97, Invincible, plus hits on some news and rumors.
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Jon, Dane and James all go full geek discussing X-Men 97. The crew also discussing Road House and some news and rumors. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew discusses the new Hulu Series Shogun and give their final thoughts on Dune Part II, while James butchers another name. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Rob is back. Just in time to give his opinion on The Vince Staples Show Ep. 4-5 and Dune Part II. Jon, Laf and James do their best to keep the show on the rails. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
James, Dane and Jon give their takes on The Book of Clarence and the Vince Staples Show. They also address some news and rumors. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Dane, Laf and James wrap up the discussion on Mr. and Mrs. Smith and discuss, the NBA All Star Weekend and the state of the NBA. We also hit some news and rumors --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Jon, Laf and James review the first 4 episodes of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, discusss which spies they would marry and hit some news and rumors. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Dane, Laf and James discuss some news and girl their thoughts on the best parody movies and shows. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
James and Dane hold it down for the BCU with a review of Reacher and some news and rumors
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The team discusses Echo and hits some news and rumors --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew discusses the Katt Williams, Shannon Sharpe interview, gives their final thoughts on What if and Dave Chapelle's new special. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
We are back for 2024. The crew reviews Rebel Moon, gives their thoughts on the Color Purple, Aquaman 2 and hits the best movies, performances and TV shows of 2023. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew is back discussing the latest news and rumor and their favorite Black Holiday Movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The thoughts, views and opinions expressed during this episode are solely the views of Rob and not the BCU as a whole lol. Be prepared to discover the definition of Peyronie's Disease and several other fun facts. Ha.....Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
With Dane missing no one is around to keep Jon from sharing his thought on Marvel and resent casting. We also are still awaiting the return of Baby Oil.
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The crew is back after the holiday to discuss The Killer and all the new sthat has dropped following the end of the SAG strike. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew is back with 4/5 of the planets in alignment to discuss Loki, Gen V and of course the Marvels.
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Laf is back. We get to catch up on what he has been up to. The crew discusses Loki episodes 4 and 5, as well as gives some overall thoughts on Gen V before the season finale. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
It's Thursday Night BCU and Jon has a bottle of Belvedere. The crew selects two special reviews this week The Burial and The Fall of the House of Usher. We also touch on some news.
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The three man team of Dane, Jon, and James tackle reviews of Loki season 2 and Gen V. Jon goes off about remakes and we discuss some news. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Rob is out this week but the rest of the crew is here for a review-heavy episode. The BCU gives their thoughts on The Creator, the Ashoka Finale, Gen V, Exorcist Believer, and Reptile. We also discuss Kefe D being charged with the murder of 2pac --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Jon finally watches Ashoka and gives his thoughts. We review Gen V Ep. 1. Although Laf is out this week everyone thanks him for suggesting we watch No One Can Save You.
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Laf is back, Dane is out and Rob makes a guest appearance. The reviews Ashoka, mourns the demise of Winning Time and discusses some news, rumors, football and some of the wall topics. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Rob is back. Laf is out getting new jewlery. The rest of the squad is here talking Ashoka, Winning Time, news and the biggest Marvel loose ends. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Three out of five aint bad. Dane, Jon, and James hold it down for the squad this week. They discuss Winning Time, Ashoka Ep 4 and hit some news and rumors --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
We give our review of Blue Beatle, the Equalizer and Ashoka Ep.3. We also touch on some news and rumors, the state of the movies industry and the super hero genre.
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Guess who did not see Blue Beatle? The crew give their review of Ashoka Ep. 1 and Ep. 2 and hits some news. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
With two of the BCU in the Phantom Zone, the rest of the crew holds it down. Rob is back and he shares his near death experience and opens up his time at the Drake concert. Dane throw up black cap in the air and we discuss the Alabama Tea Party. We also discuss Winning Time Season 2 and give our thoughts on Warrior on HBO Max.
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The crew reviews the Secret Invasion finale. We review Oppenheimer and dig a little into the racial and social implications during the time for minorities. Drake also change Rob’s life.
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We have jam packed extended bliggidy black episode this week as we review Secret Invasion Ep. 5, I'm a Virgo and They Cloned Tyrone. So put on your Kufi and join Dane in celebration.
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We discuss Secret Invasion Ep. 4, Black Mirror Ep. 4 and 5 and hit ‘em with little news.
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Laf is back from suspension, but Rob is in the phantom zone catching up on Black Mirror. The crew discusses Secret Invasion Ep. 3 and gives their thoughts on the franchise that deserves its own multiverse.
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The crew discusses Black Mirror Ep. 1 & 2. Jon places one of the members on suspension for not doing their show prep.
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The fellas give their reviews on The Flash, Black Mirror Ep. 1 and hit some news and rumors. Meanwhile, Rob explains Gooch Grease. Google at your own risk!!!
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The Crew "finally' reviews Across the Spider-Verse and give the thoughts on Extraction 2 aka Commando 2023.
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The crew shares their thoughts on the season finale of Dave. We also discuss spin-offs that should have happened.
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The crew is back together discussing Air, White Men Cant Jump and sharing their favorite movie tropes. Also, Rob struggles with the pronunciation of Halle Bailey. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew gives their review of Guardians of the Galaxy 3 and hits some news and rumors.
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The whole crew is in the building discussing The Mandalorian, Wu-tang and the impact of the writer's strike. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The crew discuss the Jonathan Majors controversy, the Snowfall series finale and some news and rumors
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Whole crew is back for an extended episode!!!--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
The Dynamic Duo holds it down this week with a bonus episode, while the rest of the crew is off planet. Rob talks Drake and sings songs from Fiddler on the roof…oh and Arnold Schwarzenegger shows up too. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Dane is back. Rob is still on the road stalking Drake like Dre did Ni'Jah. 🐝--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/black-cinematic-universe/message
Laf is back, but Dane and Rob are in the Quantum Realm. The 3 amigos discuss the latest episode of Snowfall, review Swarm, John Wick 4 and discuss some news.
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We discuss some news and rumors. Figure out if Snowfall had its first misstep of the season and finish up with The Last of US--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/black-cinematic-universe/message
The Laf is back with the crew and gives his thoughts about Creed 3 and The Mandalorian. We also discuss TLOU Episode 8 and run through some news. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/black-cinematic-universe/message
This week we discuss Creed 3, Last of Us, Chris Rock and hit on some news. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/black-cinematic-universe/message
We provide some additional thoughts on Ant-Man 3, discuss what movies or TV shows should be made into movies and hit some recent news.
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We discuss Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania, Last of Us and some news and rumors.
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The crew reviews The Last of Us episodes 4 & 5, gives their takes on You People and Knock at the Cabin and discusses some news and rumors.
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The crew discusses episode 3 of The Last of Us and James Gunn's DCEU plans.
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The crew discusses the new HBO series The Last of Us.
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The planets have aligned after a brief hiatus. This week we discuss our favorite movies and tv shows of 2022. We also give our thoughts on the Last of Us trailer live.
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It’s Episode number 99 and Three’s Company!!! Dane calls Jack Tripper does that makes Kernathan Susanne Sommers? What is the perfect or near-perfect film? He can’t remember… But if we listen to Detective we go from dramatic actors having issues on set to divorce papers to actual boxing and Ufc fights. Eventually, we get around to D23 and Mandalorian’s personal hygiene. Then Dane gives one of the most sentimental BCU moments ever!
JDIV is gone AGAIN and Kernathan let BabyOilBobbie get FULLY LUBRICATED and nobody can wrangle him in. We get an exclusive take on she-hulk from BabyOil (which makes about as much sense). We even get a preview of the new album that drops in 2027 and a bunch of other Information we may or mayn’t need.
Once again we’re running a three man weave! Jon, Dane and Dic James review She-Hulk and push it off a cliff to get to House of the Dragon! Dane uses his Loc-Lasso to take over the show and give us review the BCU has ever seen right in the middle of the news!
The planets are completely out of alignment but the Three uh, negros are still on course. Jon, James and Laf talk She-Hulk For the most part, Hope holds his own with Captain Cynicism and Treadstone’s finest. What were your thoughts on the first episode of She-Hulk? let us know and we can discuss it below. Drop a message telling us your thoughts on She-Hulk. What did you like? What did you hate? What left you wanting answers?
Disclaimer We here at the Black Cinematic Universe are not responsible for any actions of those who can shapeshift or turn invisible but let us know which one you would choose
Who is JaMALL? Why is "JROC" doing the intro? If Rob has notes; why does he have so many questions? Where would you rank PREY among the franchise? What power would you pick between Invisibility (like the invisible man) or Shapeshifting (like Mystique)? (Let us know below)
The act of Baby oil Bobby being the voice of reason more than once due to the incursion of the phantom zone! He's also the voice of the new hotness. Also once again the BCU sets the president as the BCU crystal ball is correct about a new project before it’s been announced!
Who’s the Mt. Rushmore of Hitmen and Assassins? Why is Rob rehearsing for a concert he's not part of? Who’s the black Ryan Gosling? Would you like this singing thing to be a regular BCU occurrence?..... NOPE
We here at the Black Universe Cinematic (BCU for short)... We gotta learn to read, talk, just words in general. Between JDiv mixing Zelda and Final Fantasy to none of us knowing the name of Ghost Rider, to Laf and Daniel Kalhuhaha. We get our words all mixed up! Also we have the most mind-blowing ending in BCU history!
Rob is out but with us in word and heart as we get his actual written rave review of Thor:Love & Thunda. Laf & Captain Kern copilot the quinjet of cynicism out of the airport debacle. Dane dies like a Marvel villain and... darkness has a new name!!!
Rob drops linguistical BOMBS for us to consume and educate us on Atlantis. We even get a math and geography lesson from Baby Oil Bobby himself. Also, he may be developing an unhealthy interest in J.
Dane is back from the Python Challenge but not the one you think it is. We reviewed Spiderhead but that went south when James said something about Jerry Somoleeyay. Also, Kernathan tried to make a point but dragged us into his interdimensional Kernhole.
Also Spoiler Alert!!!
Voltron Assemble… err whatever you call the bottom half. Have you had D’Naff cause if not you’ll get D’Naff today! If you pay close attention you’ll catch the moments when Baby Oil Bobby buffers.
We have to save HandJob Bobby! He has GOAT disease (but it's goat with a "d")... Who knows... Also we get a Masterclass in something about Dracula and Vampires or Durags. Whatever it is once you hear it you'll never be able to unsee it.
And then there were three? Rob and J are on tour as their new Drake & The Weeknd cover duo. Laf agreed with Captian Cynicism then disappeared when we started talking about emotions. James kicks the news to himself and Dane gets caught with someone else’s pants down.
The best shows ever... that got only one season. Plastic Man...Except Leslie Jones. Average and one half... What do all these things have in common? There all the same! but not really but yes.
Laf is back and he's loaded with the criticism as we get his take on a few happenings of his absence. We also revisit some classic TV shows with a BCU spin. Also, Kap disappeared and we can’t find Bobby.
Rob is back! We all feel the shift when Bobby visits from his universe, we lost Laf! None of us can correctly pronounce words, and somehow we reviewed the Sopranos (but I THINK we started with Ozark)... Who even knows, just buckle up!
SPOILER ALERT!!! Let’s talk about STRANGE!!! Bobby is gone and Dane is back. We also get a visit from JDIV… OR is it just J?… Whoever he is he couldn’t give us a solid review of Moon Knoght; meanwhile El-Cap-a-Tan gives us the most negatively positive review of something imaginable. Where is Laf to restore the balance to the Blacktiverse?
Dane is out but Rob is back... If Dane is Marc Spectre then Rob is a figment of outlandish imagination on cocaine (who has probably pretended to be British at some point irl). We also finally get around to reviewing Snowfall (How much money would be enough for you to "Get out the game"? Rob said $1 million... that's it.
Don’t Do Drugs
We reviewed a lot!... There was so much reviewing! We didn't mean to but it happened so much that we caused a rip in the phantom zone! We lost Laf, We still haven’t seen Rob, and we get undeniable proof that James really is a vampire.
Some things are just better left unknown; like where Bobby disappeared. We get into episode 2 of MoonKnight and sit down in WB's boardroom and strategize how to save the DCEU.
We started with three... an occurrence so rare in the BCU it echos in time like Will Smith's hand on Chris Rock's face. James is finally on the fence about something (it's Morbius, so you get it). Then Captain Kernathan swoops in out of nowhere with his most POSITIVE REVIEW EVER!!!
What piece of cinematic brilliance could warrant such praise? Where are Baby Oil Bobby and the Blackest One? Why did James spell his whole name???
Rob gets his news from the Hindu Times (at least he's reading). James inspires us to create a few drinking games. We talk Tom Cruise in the MCU and the first episode of Atlanta. Also, we get the latest snippet from Baby Oil Bobby. Buckle up!!!
Rob watches a trailer with Jon’s words. James and J are out bobbing for streptococcus. The gravitational force of petty has us ranking how many movies are better that No Way Home… (Jon says 10 Dane says 17).
We’re one short today but we wish him all the best with his new job. Speaking of a new job... Somebody call Bumper Robinson and tell him to get ready to play the "gritty street-level" super detective James ("Hope") Gordon in his biopic. Also call Jim Carey... to play Rob???? Yes he really said that.... Yes we’re concerned too.
Hey, do yall know this song? Nana nana nana nana... We'll give you a hint... (He is Vengeance!!! But he used to be Adam West...) Rob thought it was a work of pure Jeen Yuhs; J & Jon, not so much... See what we did there?
Oh yeah HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY OIL BOBBY!!!
TIL that the one and only Detective Jim Gordon is a huge fan of Dr. Now from "My 600lb Life" we even get several surprise visits from the doc himself (but not really). Speaking of surprises, Laf wasn’t here but then he was (live from the H-town) ,and will "The Planet's most Melanated Man" be the most surprised after "The Batman" this weekend?
What are your thoughts on Bel-Air? Is it too much like Fresh Prince or not enough? How are John Cena and coffee cake similar? What about Baby Oil Bobby and Kanye West? Batwoman and Batgirl?? They’re the same right?
That’s the running thread in this whole episode Things that never should have happened. From the hijacking at the beginning to the whole Boba Fett series. We even discuss which celebrity downfall we wish never happened (thanks to Kendyll for the dope question). Also, the song at the end should have never happened either.
Baby Oil Bobby is back... The planets have aligned and the Melanated Men are in full throttle!! We crashed into our review of the upcoming Netflix projects and unfortunately Ozark Szn 4 pt 1 caught some critical shrapnel. We also (unfortunately) get the peculiar, yet more detailed than we needed, story of what happened to Baby Oil Bobby or Rob... or whoever he is...
We couldn’t help ourselves! We’re back in the blackest month of them all! We get caught up on Peacemaker (Laf says it's the best superhero show so far), and Book of Boba Fett. Why does he sleep so much? Where is Rob? Why is Boba Fett being mentioned with President Barak Obama?? Happy Black History Month!!
We’re Baby Oil Bobby-less to close out 2021. But we still have the 2021 BCU Awards!!! Only here can you get a movie to win the "Michael Jai White" award for the best fight scene and also be nominated for Most Overrated by Kaptain Cynicism. Commissioner Gordon gives us his pick for Most Underrated of the year. Who gets this year’s Tony Mack for chasing them checks and why is J yelling about TNT?
It's our final show of 2021!! We’re going out with a BANG! With Kernathan in the phantom zone, we've jumped into the multiverse! SPOILER ALERT!!!! We’re reviewing Spiderman No Way Home and Hawkeye episode 5. We even share some of our least favorite MCU CASTING decisions (although J can’t follow directions and leave Robert Battinson alone) We'll see you all in a few weeks. Meanwhile check out our social media for al the latest updates. Wel love yall see yall in a few weeks!
Rob is back from a successful surgery! We finally have the planets in alignment and we’ve been waiting to review True Story. We also talk Hawkeye and give a hint at our expectations for Spiderman: No Way Home
You heard it here first folks!!! Disney+ will launch its mature audiences section and we have the unofficial name (thanks to the one known as JRoc in the streets)!! D.A.D. Disney+ After Dark! We give you our thoughts on Hawkeye so far and Laf gives us a review of The Last Duel because he’s the one person who watched it.
PS Get well soon Rob it’s HARDLY the same without you!
Don’t drink the Kool-Aid!! First J disappears then we lost Bobby... Kaptain Cynicism and Inspectah Hope are equally optimistic about Hawkeye. We're in some kind of glitch!! Help!!
Happy Thanksgiving from the BCU!!
We’re down one (shout out James and his fice skating competition) but we're CHARGED UP! Why does Dane want smoke with Tyler Perry? Was The Harder They Fall the thing we didn’t know we needed? Spoiler Alert Rob didn’t watch it... Also Actual Spoiler Alert!!!
Uhh Yep!!! That’s what it says and that’s pretty much what happened this week. On the bright side, ALL THE NIGGAS IS BACK and we got Eternals!!! But nothing is normal...Rob's new name is Melvin... Yeah, we did a lot you just have to listen.
We're missing Rob but Dane is back and so is the Kufi!!! Dane does Dune and he liked it?? hated it??? thought it was racist?? What if all the OG Avengers died in Endgame? Jon gives us his fanfiction Thanos love story.
We FO' DEEP IN THE SPACE WHIP!!!! We're riding short today but the Cynicism is heavy and the baby oil is flowing. Laf details his thong escapades and Inspectah still finds a way to like Halloween Kills. Also whatever Rebudnant means...
We’re short Laf (Happy belated btw) but we got plenty of Rob! We know Jon hated the new Halloween Kills movie. What we don’t know, is why does Rob think The Wizard of OZ is a piece of television history and why should we all love it? Also.. we may be witnessing the birth of a new BCU game "What hasn’t James watched?"
That's right smut! From cancel culture and Dave Chappelle to why we couldn't get a good Hawkeye in Marvel’s What if?... finalie. We cover it all! Who's lighter Jon or James? And what really happened to Rob and his LMD? Land with us and find out!
HAPPY B DAY DANE! The B is for Black as in he's the blackest person we know! The glo of blackness was so strong that Jon actually gave TWO SHOWS perfect or near-perfect reviews! But power comes at a cost because we see Inspectah Gordon give some of his lowest reviews yet! How will we restore the balance? Where is Chance Walls?
The Melaninated Men are back in Orbit! Captian Kearn dons the cape! We get a BCU review FIRST!! AND the return of Chance Walls!!!
Jon and Bobby are out, together, AGAIN!! But poor life choices wouldn’t stop Anthony Mackie (Henceforward known as Tony Mack), nor shall they won’t stop us! Speaking of poor choices, wait until you hear about the 13 "Scariest Movies" (the list was lowkey trash). Speaking of trash,... What’s your favorite Tony Mack project?
DON'T DO DRUGS!! We can't stress this enough PLEASE DON'T DO DRUGS!..... So Rob's back... J's gone, but Rob is definitely back. He got in the driver's seat from the passenger side and took us through some unknown glitch in the Matrix. We saw zombies and learned that there are 60 billion people in the world and that 270 billion live in the US alone... Red or Blue pill? Which would you choose?
Also don’t do drugs.
We’re not sure what happened... Rob is away for borrowing dolls and well, J.D.H.D. is in full effect. James DISLIKES something?! We give our Shang Chi reviews and ask ourselves What If?...
Laf may be a thespian but he says he's "not a candyman"... we don’t know what that means but we know he aint one! Rob thinks (and James confirms) there was a rapper named Candyman. "What If..." episode 3 was probably the best we've seen. Jon saw Candyman in an empty theater and thus says movie theaters are dying. Dane wishes he was Teyonah Parris' candyman. Did any of you stand in the mirror and say bloody Mary or... or Candyman?
Wait that’s 5 times!!!
What If.... Rob gets the first introduction (but doesn’t remember) James goes LAST?!?! Kernathan closes the show, J disappears. Rappers are actors and actors are rappers. Dane's still fingering Rob. It seems like Laf is the only steady one. The world is a mess!
MAMA WE MADE IT!!!! 50 shows in the books! 50...anniversaries??? How many millions make up a billion? How many fingers does it take to silence Rob? We tried to explain it (we're not monsters) but logic is not welcome here. Welcome to 50!!!
What’s the best bad guy team never assembled? Do any of us think it's James Gunns Suicide Squad? What happened to James? and for the love of GOD what's the name of that guy from Magic Mike?
Yep... Google that movie. We TRIED to discuss OLD and do a GOAT talk of the best (and worst) Will Smith movies but there was just too much petty to go around. What's a movie that you like less the more you watch it?
Does it matter that we’re only rolling four deep? NOPE! We’re still running strong like Chance Walls! And somebody’s pressing charges against The KING!?!?
Season 2!!!!!! We’re back! Blacker and better than ever! Just in time for Black Widow and Loki! We give our ratings for both and share what we think this means for the MCU going forward. Also, find out the name of the best show on television... according to Rob.
It's the Last One!!! The Season 01 Finale of the BCU is here! This may be the scariest episode yet! Makes sense to talk about our Horror flick G.O.A.T. We get even more Chance Walls and touch on the first episode of LOKI (which was fantastic btw). This past year has been a BLAST Thank you all for rocking with us! See you all in three weeks!
Some things are not what we think they are! What movie or series threw us for a loop? Where is Chance Walls? Why Rob should ALWAYS wear closed-toed shoes. All this and too much more this week!
The Boys are black! After weeks of being out of orbit, the planets have aligned! We get a surprise visit from... Mike Tyson??? At least that’s what he claims. We even get part 2 of the Chance Walls Project!!!
With J and Bobby out Laf and Kernathan have space to cook and cook they shall! What projects should be redone correctly? Should Major studios stop meddling in projects? Why is Jon doing those voices? and who’s pressing charges on Kevin Hart? Touch own with us and find out!
Was Guardians 1&2 better than Civil War and Winter Soldier? Who would we like to see as a new Captain Marvel? And who the heck is Chance Walls?!?!
We lost J but we got Dane back! James delivers the smoothest meat shifts we've ever experienced, and how good was Snowfall and Them?
On Your Left!
What’s that smell? It’s Rob's review of Mortal Kombat. We find out what happened to Dane and, why should Zachary Levi be upset with the Rock?
What is the Answer? or Question er umm... Do we even need the Question if we already have the answer? How good... or bad was Falcon and The Winter Soldier? Oh yeah and the nipple thing.
First off... Our thoughts and prayers out to the loved ones of DMX and Daunte Wright. This week we talk Falcon and The Winter Soldier episode 4 and why Kernathan doesn’t like movies that talk too much or not enough... or both???
Dane's missing, Kearnathan is off the leash in his review of Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Inspectah Optimism didn’t like Godzilla vs Kong, and Rob thinks he’s a woman because he’s black... Yes, that’s really what he said.
Yes! After a week of dodging us like a Joss Whedon script, Kaptain Anal has returned to give us his raving review of Justice League Snyder Cut. Also...Who on earth said Guardians of the Galaxy was the best buddy cop movie???
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We’re talking Justice League Snyder Cut!! We couldn’t wait!! We also get into Falcon and the Winter Soldier Ep 01!... Yes, we explain the legend of Buttman.
Yes. That’s right. Somebody claims that they’re a eunuch. The rest of us talk about Boss Level and the rise and fall of Eddie Murphy. By fall we mean Coming 2 America.
It's the moment we’ve all been waiting for but none of us really wanted! The Series Finale of WandaVision is here! We dive into what we liked, disliked, and give our overall rating of the finale. We also get a few visits from some of the people living in Rob's head.
Vampires Witches and... Wednesday Adams?? This week we get a review of episode 8 of Wandavision and an impromptu "Black casting" of the Adams family. Also an explanation for why Disney is scary. Yes, the magical one.
REPEAT AFTER ME! "Rob is his own multiverse." This week we discuss Judas and the Black Messiah, Wandavision episode 7, and learn that Superman and Supergirl are cousins!
As Rob tells us he loves BBC and that he wants to put his creative juices in us, we discuss Wandavision Ep06 and The Little Things starring Rami Malek, and Denzel Washington. Also, who's CC?
We got something special for Black History Month to honor some of our heros! And!!! After two weeks hiatus Baby Oil Bobbee comes flying out of the phantom zone and crashing into our review of Episode 5 of Wandavision. Also find out which of us is excited for the new Blade movie and how we feel about the Golden Globe Nominations.
Captain Kernathain is coming for everybody! Bobby bounces in from the phantom zone and we try to decipher Wandavision episode 4. We also give our thoughts on the new movie American Skin available on Amazon Prime.
Who’s the best at being someone else? James does the news, and there’s someone more militant than Dane?? This week we talk Wandavision ep 3. and our review of One Night in Miami leads us to discuss G.O.A.T. of biopics.
THE FIRST Disney + MARVEL SHOW IS HERE! Touch down this week while we dodge a barrage of sneak attacks from Rob as we navigate through our thoughts of episodes 1&2 of Wandavision. Also, get our takes on What we like to see with the new wave of reboots and streaming shows.
What's Splash Mountain? What 2021 release are we most looking forward to? Which of us has a new alter ego? How did Dane meet Rob? Find out all this and probably too much more this week in the BCU!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Join us for the first episode of the new year as we talk about some of our favorite video games that made it to the big screen. We review the movie Soul, learn about "bicentennial times" and take home some fun facts from Rob about WW84. Buckle up for 2021!
It's the first-ever BCU Awards! Ride with us as we recap the year and crown the best and worst cast, producer, and much more, Also we review the season finale of The Mandalorian. Happy Holidays from the BCU!
We talk HBO Max vs Theaters and how streaming could reshape the way we experience theaters. Rob gives James the perfect nickname and which of us test Laf’s patience!
We're back! Preview Baby oil Bobbee's new single and learn the difference between soundtrack and a score. Then we let Captain Cynicism get loose on Mandalorian Se2 Ep 5 & 6 and ruin it for the rest of us.
Touch down with us and talk The Fresh Prince reunion show, The Mandalorian s2 E4 and movie tropes we wish would go away! Also somebody check on Rob, we almost lost him live on air! Find out how, and why we're horrible friends.
This week we theorize how James has time to absorb so much content, discuss Mandalorian S2 E3, and talk some of the best and worst black tv shows of all time. Oh yeah, we still can't find Baby oil Bobby.
We have a black woman as Vice President and as 007! Black Girls can do ANYTHING! With Baby Oil Bobby in the phantom zone join us as we talk Lashana Lynch as 007 and discuss the best Spy movies of all time! Also find out which BCU member used to work for Treadstone and who couldn't cut it.
What's the best remake of all time? What about a reboot? What's the difference? We discuss that and Mandalorian S2E2 this week. Also witness as Baby Oil Bobby butchers the English language.
Buckle up as we review the finale and give our overall rating of Lovecraft Country! We won't mention the meat thing...
The BCU Boys talk Lovecraft Country episode 9! Also which movies would we reboot AND find out who had a Jheri curl back in the day!
IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END....... of the BOYS!!! Join us this week as we discuss the season 2 finale of The Boys and episode 8 of Lovecraft Country.
Touch down with us and talk episodes 7 of Lovecraft Country and possible season endings for The Boys.
Join us as we recap Episode 6 of both Lovecraft Country and The Boys, and find out which member of the BCU is excited to finally see "Jake the Snake"! (Here's a hint: its Jon aka Kernathan)
Join us as we recast Fantastic Four and find out which of us was the first to brave a movie theater?
Today we review Umbrella Academy Season 2 and step into Dane's world as we recast The Uncanny X-Men
Today we share our picks for worst evil child characters and discuss who which superhero we want protecting our neighborhood.
Why are we apologizing?? Find out as we discuss what we think is the most overrated and underrated comic book movie!!
Today we rank the best action movie opening, get the infamous Street Fighter story from Rob and "Recast" the 1994 movie.
Join us today for a Superpowered episode where we review the Netflix original The Old Guard and give our "Mutant Movie G.O.A.T.
Join us this week as we get Rob's review of season one of The Boys, talk "Greatnesses Remastered" and find out which characters we'd like to see get their "Black Card."
Today we discuss V for Vendetta, why Charlize Therron could be the next big action star and Laf’s acting career.
Join the BCU as we talk time travel, Justice League directors cut, reopening of theaters, and more!
Get know the BCU crew as we talk our top 5 comic book movies, Man of Steel and some upcoming shows we're excited about.