The Philadelphia Millennial: Recent Episodes
Host Mike
A satirical podcast series discussing the social trends, local news, and general minutiae encountered by millennials living in the City of Brotherly Love.
Episode 13: Updates and More with Malcolm + Mad Tony
Topics
Updates on Kombucha and Uber/Lyft. Mike finds a mysterious substance in his Ginger Ade and cites (but doesn't read) an Inquirer article that confirms his beliefs.
- What would be your top neighborhoods to live in? Does Mike have something bad to say about each one?
- Is dialogue a lost art in the film/television industry? Are we going to regress to actors grunting at one another like monkeys?
- The Beatles wanted to spend 'Eight Days a Week' with their loved ones. Is there anyone in your life you even want to give seven?
- The Bitcoin and cryptocurrency fad. Innovative technology or just another thing for white people to talk about around the water cooler?
Episode XII: Malcolm and Mike... Again
Topics
- The obsession with Le Croix and Kombucha. Can no one just drink water anymore?
- Construction workers who direct traffic. Should we listen just because they have yellow reflective vests on?
- Helping friends move and landlord/tenant issues. Know what you're getting into (moving) and go after that security deposit with a vengeance.
- The Wire v. The Sopranos. Which is better? Which is more re-watchable? Is there a difference?
Episode XI: Malcolm and Mad Tony Back from Vacation
Topics
- Hygiene may be a problem for Mike. How often do you wash your towels? Bed sheets? Are they impervious to germs? #NO
- Mike hates on Uber and Lyft. Everyone is way too comfortable parking in the middle of the street. Do you care at all?
- A union of Indian buffets and Motel 6. Who else wants a 'Batman' tunnel from below your seat that immediately transports you to bed after dinner?
- The unforeseen benefit of self-checkout lines. No more buying condoms from human beings.
Episode 10: Autumn Adds Femininity to the Podcast #GREAT
Topics 1. Mike loses his temper with intramural sports. Can everyone play or should the inept and feeble stay home? 2. Pivotal civil rights issues. How important is a well displayed curvature of the female buttocks? Can society add pockets to women's clothing or are they bound to be pocketless forever? 3. Strippergram action. Do women approve or Stormy Daniels or is she just some girl who had sex with a male orangutan? 4. A disturbing trend. Is the BJ disappearing from the casual dating scene? Even worse, is the BJ going the way of the dodo? 5. Questioning your preference for hot or cold weather via an imagination trip back to the Mayflower landing. Do you come ashore and colonize in the crappy New England climate? Or yell 'let's get back on the fucking boat' and head for warmer waters?