Useless Heroes Show: Recent Episodes
Carson Pace
UHS 38 - Insanity In A Vacuum
A Carson and A Kyle go into A park and talk about A thing like A bunch of idiots who don't earn A's in A classroom. This is A podcast. AAA.
UHS 37 - Everybody Walk The Godzilla Two years and we're still hear shouting about nothing into your ear canals. Thank you for all the support and we look forward to another two years.
UHS 36 - The Pain Of Flight
Episode 36 of the Useless Misinformation Show rears it's ugly head and haunts your nightmares, daymares, daytime talk shows, late night talk shows, and everything in-between.
UHS 35 - Not A Wooly Mammoth, THE Wooly Mammoth The Unholy Trifecta is joined by Tyler Salas (Dissipayt, Purple Skyes, 1828). Carson is picked on. A lot. It's not like he STARTED this show, edits this show, and writes the descriptions LIZARD. p.s. I love you
UHS 34 - #samteegardinisajerk
- What can we say about it. Idk. Kyle says some funny stuff. Idk. Idk bro. I really like tide (Mitch hedberg joke). Whatever. Something.
UHS 33 - You Can't Complain While Doing Barrel Rolls
Alternate Titles for this sick nasty dope broski brohemian rhapsody episode: Where's The Search, Yeah That Was A Movie, That One Bear From Star Wars, Pipes And How They Work, The Daughter Of George Lucas, Poor Tobey
CORRECTIONS: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty is NOT Ben Stiller's directorial debut. Read Receipts are weird.
AMMUNITION: .20 Gauge, .12 Gauge, .50 Caliber
BEARS: Polar, Kodiak, Koala, Panda, Red Panda, Grizzly, Black, Brown, Blue, Gummy, Russian, On Unicycles
UHS 32 - Regular Horses Are Fine
We did this episode like 5 months ago and lost it somehow... But now we found it and it's all good broski! Brosiphicus. Brohammer 40k. Brobeans. International womanizer Spencer Papciak joins us and we have a dandy 'ole time.
NOTE: NO GRAND PIANOS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST. TRY AND SUE ME NOW STEINWAY
UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step
KYLE IS BACK. And it feels oh so good. However, helicopters really like being a guest on this podcast. Screw you helicopter pilots. WE HATE YOU. AND YOUR DOG. HE BARKS REALLY LOUDLY. KINDA LIKE A, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, A HELICOPTER. DEAR ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS, YOUR DOGS ARE JUST AS LOUD AS YOUR AIRCRAFT.
UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step
KYLE IS BACK. And it feels oh so good. However, helicopters really like being a guest on this podcast. Screw you helicopter pilots. WE HATE YOU. AND YOUR DOG. HE BARKS REALLY LOUDLY. KINDA LIKE A, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, A HELICOPTER. DEAR ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS, YOUR DOGS ARE JUST AS LOUD AS YOUR AIRCRAFT.
UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On
HO-LY DOG NUTS. 30 FLUFFIN EPISODES OF OUR STUPID PODCAST. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!
However, this episode sucks because it was done without Kyle. It felt wrong. Like when you take a bath while wearing a 3 piece suit #relatable. We review The Hunger Games: Catching Pluto Nash and Marvel LEGO Superheroes: The Video Game Edition
UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On
HO-LY DOG NUTS. 30 FLUFFIN EPISODES OF OUR STUPID PODCAST. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!
However, this episode sucks because it was done without Kyle. It felt wrong. Like when you take a bath while wearing a 3 piece suit #relatable. We review The Hunger Games: Catching Pluto Nash and Marvel LEGO Superheroes: The Video Game Edition
UHS 29- The Adventures Of Oliver The Oreo
John Bartz joins Carson and Sam for a fantastical time that could only be had without the satan spawn that is kyle wilkerson.
Just kidding, Kyle. I love you. And your hair. On your head. Wait a minute. That sounded weird. Just listen to the episode. Stop reading this. What's wrong with you. Do something with your life. Stop Watching Cheers reruns in your wonder woman underoos. I love you.
UHS 27- So Many Raccons...
Sam and Carson are on there own this week, and they answer everything. All the questions. Who, what, when, where, why, what, who, why these words keep repeating. Contrary to popular belief, Raccoons aren't involved. In fact, I don't know if I'm even spelling raccoons right. Does blogger correct incorrect spellations of words? Crap, we forgot to answer that this week.
UHS 26- Pokemon Movie Commentary
Sam and Kyle hate Carson, but they shouldn't, since he edits the fluffing show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN. Also, Pokemon.
UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.
PART 2/2 Of our episode with Callie Pruitt and Gabbie Kuse. They are under the impression that everybody knows that it is in fact kyle.
UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016
Our Useless Heroes are joined by Callie Pruitt (Vocal talent, Whale Calls) and Gabbie Kuse (Holmes Is Where The Heart Is, 1828), and they find out what happens when Carson and Kyle go to sleep at night, and more equally disturbing things
UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.
PART 2/2 Of our episode with Callie Pruitt and Gabbie Kuse. They are under the impression that everybody knows that it is in fact kyle.
UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016
Our Useless Heroes are joined by Callie Pruitt (Vocal talent, Whale Calls) and Gabbie Kuse (Holmes Is Where The Heart Is, 1828), and they find out what happens when Carson and Kyle go to sleep at night, and more equally disturbing things
UHS 24- Agua Mala Commentary Track
Sam & Carson talk over the X-Files episode "Agua Mala". HILARITY INSUES.
UHS 23- Oh Kyle, Always Assuming Things
Carson XY is explained, Total Recall remake totally happened, and Kyle assaults Carson... No one really knows what happened with that whole fiasco.
UHS 22- THE TWOEST!!!!!!
Sophia Steinberg & Gabbie Kuse join us to talk about friggin everything.
UHS 22- Fan Service
Star Trek Into Darkness Happened, and we talk about it a bunch. warning, SPOILERS. and some other stuff happens too. Listen to the dang episode! Stop Reading the description and listen!!!
UHS 20- The Death Return Of Cartoon Superman
Carson & Sam talk over the Animated version of the Death and Return of Superman!