It’s the first episode of season 2. Carl muses on carrying on the podcast, the protests in America, nice lighting and babies.
It’s New Years Eve and Carl is drinking some lovely Xmas coffee while mulling over Jools Holland and what to do with this podcast in the New Year.
It’s the final day of Carl’s advent calendar and the beans are from Honduras while he muses on Christmas.
It’s Christmas Eve Eve and Carl is drinking some El Salvadorian beans while musing on Native Americans clowns.
Carl gets the episode number wrong while musing on New Years resolutions and travelling
Some lovely Ethiopian beans today as Carl talks you through his zoom gig death from yesterday
We’ve got Columbian beans today as Carl marks the 100th episode with absolutely zero fanfare.
Some lively beans today from Honduras as Carl muses on potential new restrictions and Boris Johnson
Some Honduran beans today as Carl has a hangover and muses on buying birthday presents.
Some Burundi beans today while Carl muses on nice comedy fans and end of year contemplativeness.
Some more El Salvadorian beans today as Carl muses on consumerism and Christmas shopping
Slovakia provides today’s peppery beans while Carl shares job interview tips and muses on Sunday routines.
Today’s beans are Rwandan (via the Netherlands) and Carl shares his thoughts on vaccines, cold coffee and cordless hoovers
We get some Swedish roasted beans today and Carl takes in an Amazon package for a neighbour mid podcast.
Today we’re off to Mexico via Poland for our coffee beans while Carl muses on doing stand up live again!
Carl’s been busy but is back drinking coffee and musing on a busy couple of weeks, the US presidential debates and more!
Carl is back and musing over coffee on the new government covid regulations, his nose and the ridiculous cost of trains to Newbury.
Carl is back and sipping his coffee while musing on the excitement of deliveries plus his nose surgery next week!
It’s boiling but Carl is drinking an almond latte and sweating while musing on the current climate
It’s Thursday and Carl is musing on an excellent sofa contraption plus his fruit fly infestation plus more
It’s Friday and Carl has a tepid coffee and is musing on watching Seinfeld for the first time plus more
It’s Tuesday and Carl has a lovely coffee and is musing on touching poo and meeting new people
It’s Thursday and Carl is on the Chaise Longue musing on spending too much time looking at social media and the new courier big boys!
It’s Tuesday and Carl is musing on his solo pram walk which attracted plenty of strangers attention.
It’s Monday and Carl muses on having a 9 day old child and what that does to your sleeping pattern.
It’s been a week since the last podcast and long term listeners can probably guess why. Carl gives a quick update on the arrival of the newest member of the family!
It’s Wednesday and Carl has a below average coffee while musing on the sort of people that say “All lives matter” as well as his local illegal street party
It’s Monday morning and Carl thinks out loud on the protests currently sweeping the world in reaction to the murder of George Floyd.
It’s Wednesday and Carl is musing on a pointless alarm clock, badly named areas, long walks and preparing for a baby.
It’s Friday and Carl has woken up with achy joints having spent yesterday on the sofa. He muses on ‘The Wire’, his morning meditation online retreat and seeing people going to the beach.
It’s Wednesday morning and Carl has some lovely new tropical beans. He’s interrupted by a ghost doorbell while musing on meditation and missing comedy
It’s Monday morning and Carl has a broken coffee pot! Luckily he’s doing a meditation retreat this week so is calm about it
It’s Friday and Carl has a distinctly average coffee on the chaise longue while discussing punctual builders and babies brains
Carl is back on the chaise longue with a blend of coffee beans feeling much perkier and is reading some philosophy!
It’s Monday morning and Carl is feeling lethargic musing on his weekend, Boris’s speech and babies sleeping habits.
It's episode 56 and Carl is in the garden testing a microphone he didn't realise he owned which should give you a nice surround sound feel of his coffee drinking habitat. He muses on breastfeeding and making a chair out of a pallet he got out of a skip.
Carl is back on the Chaise Longue musing on his new exercise regime, baby names and Bob Ross
Carl is back in the garden with new beans and some background noise musing on his weekend of NCT classes.
It’s the 1st of May and Carl is on the Chaise Longue musing on his excursion yesterday.
It’s Wednesday and Carl is musing on his stupid decision to enter into an email debate with a friend.
It’s Monday morning and Carl is sitting in his new podcast position on a chaise longue musing on why he keeps waking up at 8:36am?
It’s episode 50 and Carl is in the garden with some lovely new coffee beans. He’s musing on potential career changes if live comedy is cancelled for the rest of the year.
It’s Wednesday and Carl muses on his 6am toilet trip, learning to do cryptic crosswords and putting non-tracksuit bottom trousers on for the first time in 3 weeks!
It’s Monday morning and Carl is musing on his worrying sense of contentedness at not going out. He also gives you some philosophy as well as advice on what time of day to eat a crumpet.
Carl muses on 3 more weeks of lockdown while watching birds building a nest. He also finds some old merchandise and reads a Simon Armitage poem.
It’s Wednesday (bin day) and Carl is in the garden surrounded by birds musing on his back pain and the Handmaids Tale.
Carl inspired by a question from a listener, chats about some books that have influenced him.
Carl is in his garden musing on how some people will be adjusting to working from home.
Carl is in his garden for the first time ever on the podcast. He muses on his neighbours, Boris’ condition and bad films.
Carl didn’t get his normal sleep so is a bit sad. He muses on some new beans and how he wants to start a cult.
For any old Carl and Chris aficionados, this is a little lockdown treat. Carl has a lovely catch up over the internet with his old partner in crime Chris Martin.
Carl is at his desk well slept and musing on corona conspiracies and the positives of having nothing to do.
Carl talks you through social distancing at the Sunday farmers market, early bed times and spots a sneaky cat in his garden.
Carl is getting over jet lag, enjoying all the free time and musing on how he missed ‘Clap for the NHS’.
Carl is back at his desk having made it home! He muses on the journey, plane films and working out his daily routine for the lockdown.
Carl is still in Melbourne sitting in a garden listening to the passing trains musing on how to cope with our new found free time.
Carl is still in Melbourne but a flight home is on the cards. He’s also watched the matrix, done a bad joke online and read a useful passage in a book.
Carl is still stranded in Melbourne musing on his situation as well as his visit to a supermarket and what box sets he’s watching while on hold to Qantas
Carl is back in Melbourne waiting to see if he can stay or not. He gives some tips on keeping calm at times like this.
Carl is in Adelaide and musing on the sad but understandable cancellation of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. He now embarks on a financially ruinous holiday while he contemplates what the future holds.
Carl is in Robe (South Australia) drinking a plunger coffee for the first time musing about the coronavirus pandemic as well as his trip to the ‘Round the twist’ lighthouse.
Carl is in Melbourne and hasn’t slept since leaving the UK. He’s jet lagged musing on people who have uniform mugs, watching films on planes and more.
Carl is in Manchester again and staying in a strange hotel musing on fruit and the coronavirus
The intro music is back and hopefully quieter. Carl muses without a coffee for the first time on old days euphemisms, house plants and shares a story about a family member.
It’s Monday morning and Carl muses on his weekend in Newcastle, driving home late at night, meditating on a rock and the panic surrounding the coronavirus.
As we reach the quarter century of episodes, Carl caves in to public pressure about the music. He also sits in his hotel room hardly drinking bad coffee and musing about Newcastle.
It’s Wednesday and Carl is musing about different days of the week, being in an international WhatsApp group, planning for a long haul flight and itchy feet!
Carl is home and tired having stayed up on Saturday night/ Sunday morning to watch the Tyson Fury fight. He muses on sport and tiredness.
Carl is in Manchester having a bad instant coffee musing on horror films and telling young people off for talking in the cinema
Carl isn’t feeling very well but gets a nice visit from a Robin. He muses on possible former lives, the joker and whether or not anything truly matters.
It’s Monday morning and Carl has new beans. He muses on some sad news from the weekend, garden slugs and having grown up beers.
Carl is in a hotel in Cardiff drinking a terrible instant coffee musing on not being able to do impressions and a spicy chilli paste he tried in Phuket.
It’s February 12th and Carl muses on people buying in to Valentine’s Day, raw cakes and not having a family signet ring like posh people.
It’s Monday morning and Carl muses on storm Ciara, loud bottle recycling and parent admin.
Carl is home and in the usual spot musing on getting a parking ticket, picking people up from the airport, how to pronounce nougat and weird trinkets you pick up along your life.
Carl is in Manchester having had a dodgy stomach the day before. He’s having an instant coconut latte and talks about watching ‘Goop Lab’
Carl is back from Nottingham and listening to Ockeghem’s requiem while musing about cool pubs, a wild youth, the concept of time and how to control a Swiss cheese plant
Carl finishes up the Aricha #3 beans while thinking about his late start. He also tells you about his neighbours and a book he’s just finished.
It’s Monday morning and Carl has a squirrel update. He also had a funny dream last night and is planning on doing a very boring chore today.
Carl is in Edinburgh musing on Guinness, baths, documentaries and his advice for dealing with stress.
Carl muses on January birthdays, babies, the environment then gets annoyed with himself for accidentally watching BBC Breakfast.
It’s Monday January 20th and Carl has new coffee beans. He’s trying them out while musing about the weekend where he went to a party and did a big shop.
January 17th. Carl mourns the end of the Gitesi #7 beans, congratulates the squirrels on cracking into his bird feeder and remembers that he likes the Saw movies.
It’s January 15th and Carl’s coffee is a bit cold as he discusses his house plants, rethinking Jeremy Renner and ageing.
It’s January 14th. Carl is in Luxembourg, tired and drinking instant coffee. Today’s musings are actors who release singles, Luxembourg, corporate gigs and more!
It’s January 11th and Carl thinks out loud about baby names, finishing books and pirates.
It’s January 9th and Carl has some exciting new coffee beans to talk about. He’s also been to the theatre as well as seeing the film ‘Cats’
It’s January 5th and Carl is in a coffee shop musing on World War 3, Derek Acorah, Terry Gilliam and the rise in popularity of bees.
Welcome to Carl’s new podcast. It’s January 3rd and Carl is musing on the end of the Christmas period plus his squirrel problem.
Hi all. This is a little trailer for a new podcast where I’ll be giving some nice gentle thoughts for the day a couple of times a week over my morning coffee. If you fancy joining me then subscribe and I’ll speak to you very soon.