The Gnome and Mrs. Meyers: Recent Episodes
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When the recently-widowed Mrs. Meyers wins the "Expect The Unexpected Sweepstakes" she thinks everything in her life would turn around. But the prize of precious jewels comes with an unexpected catch: she must keep an ancient magical being safe, secure, and entertained for three months at her condo. Is she up to the challenge of this unique homestay program? Will she be able to deal with her abusive boss, and a condo association that is certain there's vermin running around the building? And, most importantly, what will a gnome think of Chicago deep-dish pizza?
The Gnome’s final plan is underway. Will he be able to successfully nudge Brenda’s fate along?
Brenda witnesses a sacred Gnome ceremony and hears the details about the “Greatest of All Flarkenspiels.”
The identity of the “mysterious gnome sighting” is revealed. Who is the courageous warrior who has come to the Gnome’s rescue?
In order to keep the Gnome safe, it’s up to Brenda to come up with a ruse. Is she capable of tricking the trickster?
The Gnome revisits the forest but during his leave-taking, he suffers a catastrophic loss.
The Gnome has a remedy for Brenda’s headache: his Extra Special Salve. But is it safe for humans?
With the help of the Gnome's colleague, an expert in conflict resolution, Brenda finally confronts her abusive boss. But why does the mediator smell like a swamp and sound like a thug?
Brenda is so desperate about her situation at work, she lets the Gnome and his bride-to-be
work on a remedy.
When Brenda finally meets with the Homestay Director, only one burning question is on her mind.
The Gnome sight-seeing trip is headed for disaster until Brenda comes up with a clever solution.
Mrs. Brenda Meyers wakes up to an unexpected visitor in her condo: a sixteen-inch gnome announcing that she has won the online “Expect the Unexpected Sweepstakes.” Is he an hallucination? Is it all a hoax?
Ramone and His Excellency arrive from their home dimension. Will the Homestay Director cancel the program when he becomes aware of the Gnome’s injuries?
Brenda gets nervous about the upcoming visit of the Homestay Director and Mr. Gnome’s twin brother Ramone. “More gnomes, that’s all I need is more gnomes!” she moans. Will the Gnome heal in time?
The unconscious gnome has been grievously injured. Can Brenda remember the source of gnome healing, find some, and get it to him in time?
Mrs. Meyers goes to the roof with the gnome to take care of a task for the condo board. While distracted by the sights, a horrible accident befalls the gnome.
Mrs. Meyers finally gets to ask the gnome some in-depth questions about his background. He shares the story about how the gnomes managed to vanquish the Trolls, a hideous race of beings who terrorized and killed gnomes for sport. The final time the Trolls showed up to ravage, the gnomes were ready with an ingenious plan.
The condo board holds a meeting as they are certain that there is vermin loose around the building. Doris, the bully of the condo, insists on a solution that terrifies Brenda.
Brenda finally goes back to work and has to deal with her abusive boss. That evening, the gnome teaches her a secret technique to access her intuition and reveal her true feelings on any subject.
Brenda is frantic when she finds the gnome missing. She retraces her steps, and finds him in a dire predicament....
After asking the gnome some questions, Mrs. Meyers is cautiously excited about the reward of fabulous jewels for being a homestay host to the small traveler. She then takes him on his first field trip. But, on the way back, Mrs. Meyers forgets something critical...
Mrs. Brenda Meyers wakes up to an unexpected visitor in her condo: a sixteen-inch gnome announcing that she has won the online “Expect the Unexpected Sweepstakes.” Is he an hallucination? Is it all a hoax?