Married to Housewives: Recent Episodes
Bernard and Jane
Midwest married couple discuss, disagree, and theorize about the latest Bravo ridiculousness: Real Housewives (all of them), Married to Medicine, Below Deck, & Vanderpump Rules. Ad free! At least 1 episode per week!
We get into it with the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City". We discuss how we feel each person will act for this season.
We also give our takes on the overall season of Married to Medicine and Family Karma as we believe these are GREAT shows you need to be watching all the time.
We are back and are giving our thoughts about the latest episodes of Real Housewives of New York, Beverly Hills and Potomac.
We are back and diving in on the premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac. We briefly discuss the real housewives of New York and get right into the DRAMA that is Erica Kane and the rest of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
RHOP 16:37
RHONY 106.04
RHOBH 127.45
We have taken a little pause, but we are back to talk about Real Housewives of New York and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
RHONY: 16:00
RHOBH: 53:14
We are covering many updates that have occurred in the past couple of weeks. We also catch up on latest episode of Married 2 Medicine, the overall season of Real Housewives of Dallas and the first episode of the reunion of Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Finally, we discuss what the true all star housewives cast should be.
40:23 MTM "Know Your Status D.C."
107:11 RHOD "Southfork Goes South"
114:03 RHOA "Reunion part 1"
There were a lot of big updates recently and one of them is still ongoing. We breakdown all of them. We also catch up on the new season of Married to Medicine, a show many people are going to be mad they did not watch earlier.
MTM: 34:16
It has been a while since we last put out an episode. So to catch up...sorta, we went through a bunch of little updates that have happenened (basically baby related news).
We then go into the latest episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas along with the last couple of episodes of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (you know we had to talk about BOLO).
RHOD: 12:47 "A Real Simmons by any Other Name"
RHOA: 47:17
We dive in to the latest Real Housewives of Dallas episode as they learn how to eat pizza and relax at a lake house. We also get back into the world of Real Housewives of New Jersey as its season premiere was this week.
Finally, we wrap up with episode 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunions, which are bringing the heat.
17:37 RHOD. "Getting Weird in Austin"
49:08 RHONJ. "C U Next Tuesday"
58:49 RHOSLC. "Reunion parts 1 and 2
We have a lot to cover on today's episode. We dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm, Real Housewives of Dallas, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real House wives of Atlanta.
21:07 Southern Charm: Reunion Part 2
54:41 Dallas: Sour Grapes
112.20: Salt Lake City: Chili Reception
127:03 Atlanta. Beach Please
We dive into four great episodes of Real Housewives of Dallas, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Atlanta. We made sure to set up a centerpiece before recording so we did not dissapoint someone's culture.
RHOD: "Kary'd Away"
RHOSLC: "All Bets are Off" 19:22
Southern Charm: " Treehouse of Cards pt.2" 42:32
RHOA: "The Giving Peach" 44:07
We breakdown the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Atlanta and Southern Charm
RHOSLC: 4:00 "Hip Hop and Heartbreak
Southern Charm: 55:56 "It's my Party and I'll go if I want to"
RHOA: 1.04.04 "Don't Come Get Me unless you are Invited"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Our first show of 2021 devels into the season five premere of The Real Housewives of Dallas. We catch up with them and see how they are living during these time of COVID.
We also discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm and the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Southern Charm: 42.24 "Low Country Boil"
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: 57:57 "Fashion Faux Pas"
We are back to review the Real Housewives of Potomac reunions, and give our latest critique of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Lastly, we play a little bit, and give our take at a sneak peak of Monique's new single that she claims is not about the situation with Candace.
RHOSLC: 101.25
We breakdown the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Potomac and Southern Charm.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Real Housewives of Potomac
Southern Charm
We dive deep into the first two episodes and characters of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
Bravo
Fans
RHOSLC
We are BACK and are ready to give our two cents about Real Housewives of Potomac and the season premeire of Southern Charm.
27.06: Southern Charm
48.36: Real Housewives of Potomac
We have many updates to let you know about plus we discuss the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac.
We dive into the aftermath of last week's hair pulling, wine trajectory throwing, running around the barn to drag Candace some more doing.
We breakdown easily the best episode of Potomac ever and, according to Jane, the best real housewives episode ever (that isn't a trip or a reunion related).
We provide a lot.....and I mean a lot of updates while providing our thoughts of this this season of Real Housewives of New York.
We go in on the last two episodes of the Real Housewives of Potamac. We review part 2 of The Real Housewives of New York and brush over the remains of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
We dive into a lot of new updates along with the reunions of Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills.
30:09 RHONY
1:11.00 RHOBH
We cover the last two episodes of Real Housewives of Potomac where they are in the lake house trying to survive. We cover each dynamic relationship and how far it will go.
We dish on the latest episodes of Real Housewives of New York and Beverly Hills before their reunions begin. We also realize who we should be for Halloween this year. We could not believe the answer was right in front of us.
We get into the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac and New York. We also have a detailed discussion about the Brandi and Denise situation at Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
RHOP: 16:53
RHONY: 39.57
RHONY: 59.02
We get more and more involved with the Real Housewives of Potomac and less involved with Beverly Hills.
8:23 RHOP "Sip and See You Later"
32.11 RHONY "Hitting All the Wrong Cenotes
57.39 RHOBH "That's Not Amore"
We get into the two episode premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac along with the newest episodes of RHONY and RHOBH.
We get a little closer to figuring out the truth between the Brandi and Denise. In addition, we discuss what the hell is going on with Sonja Morgan these days.
Bernard learns about throuples. That's all you need to know about this episode.
0:00 updates
10:30 RHOBH, "Kiss and Tell All"
47:00 RHONY, "Sheer Madness"
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Real Housewives of New York
0:00 updates!
10:30 real housewives of New York, "Remember Your Blue Stone Manors"
37:40 real housewives of Beverly Hills, "Black Ties and White Lies"
Our special guest Lesley is joining in to provide the tea on Vanderpump and her thoughts on this week's episodes.
After a little break, we are back to provide the latest changes on Bravo and Real Housewives of New York
We review the latest episodes of the Real HouseWives of New York and Real HouseWives of Beverly Hills.
We also dive into the first episode of the Vanderpump Rules virtual reunion part 1.
We review what we believe is the decline of the Real Housewifes of Beverly Hills and the acceleration of The Real Housewifes of New York.
We wrap up our discussion on the last reunion episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta and talk about the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and New York.
We cover parts 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta virtual reunion along with the latest episodes of Beverly Hills, New York and the Vandy.
In this week's episode, we ponder why Sonja was willing to put her financial business out there. Also, does Bernard finally start referring to "the Fox News Correspondent" by her real name?
Jane will break down the "science" of Aaron's comments at the dinner party in Beverly Hills while Bernard breaks down the fashion at New York Fashion Week.
We dish on the after party in Ramona's house and how boring Vanderpump Rules is getting this season. Bernard also learns what the word couture means.
We share our thoughts on the Season premiere of Real House Wives of Beverly Hills along with the latest episodes of RHONY, Vandy & RHOA.
18:23 RHOA " A Greek Tragedy in 6 Acts"
29:10 Vandy " Introducing Mr. and Mrs Cauchi"
46:56 RHONJ "Reunion Part 3"
14:50 Vandy " Jax's Last Hurrah"
39.50: RHOA "Greece is the Word"
48:55: RHONJ "Reunion Part 2"
7:50 RHOA "In the name of Charity"
30:36 Vandy "If you're going to drink I can't stop you"
51:28 RHONJ "Reunion part 1"
8:12 RHOA "Kenya vs. ken"
34:23 Vandy "Ex-Best Man, Ex-Best Friend"
54:04 RHONJ "Family Reunion"
Dennis the Menace isn't fooling us on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Scheana found herself a new squad despite losing her cuddling buddy on this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules, and it's a showdown between new and old moneybags on Real Housewives of New Jersey.
9:36 RHOA, "A Hairy Situation"
50:86 VPR, "Next Level Rage Texts"
112:40 RHONJ, "Clearing the Heir"
Lots to cover on and off camera this week along with Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and Vanderpump Rules. And Bernard learns about Awkwafina.
0:00 So many updates!
17:25 RHOA "Snake Bye"
37:36 VP Rules "Training Days"
53:20 mid-week updates (Southern Charm, VP Rules & RHOBH)
62:15 RHONJ "Mama Drama"
What a week! Vanderpump Rules premiered, RHOA and RHONJ continue to deliver, and RHOD and Married to Medicine wrap up.
0:00 the gossip
8:30 Vanderpump, "There Goes the Neighborhood"
38:36 Atlanta, "Living on the Edge"
45:52 New Jersey, "Abs and Jabs"
104:58 Dallas reunion part 2
117:01 Medicine reunion part 3
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We tackle a lot this week as there are two reunions along side new episodes of Real Housewives of New Jersey and Atlanta.
RHONJ: 6:41
RHOD: 31:43
RHOA: 54:36
M2M: 111:06
We review the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta as well as part 2 and 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
5:48 RHOA
26:48 RHOC
Jane eats crow and breaks the latest real housewives of NJ news to Bernard!
RHOC: 13: 49 (finale and reunion pt 1)
RHONJ: 57:35
RHOD: 119:20
9:21 Real Housewives of Atlanta episode, "What Would Michelle O Do?"
28:44 Married to Medicine episode, "Trouble in Spa-radise"
We cover the battle between power moves on Real Housewives of Atlanta episode, "Where there's a wig, there's a way," the medical mission on Married to Medicine episode, "Swap till you drop," the Gina predictions from Real Housewives of Orange County episode, "Some fences are made to be broken," the non comedic impressions on Real Housewives of New Jersey episode, "Bay breezes and bad news," and Jane's latest theory on why Kameron is up LeeAnne's butt on Real Housewives of Dallas episode, "Triggered in Thailand."
RHOA: 12:39
M2M: 33:12
RHOC: 37:51
RHONJ: 51:00
RHOD: 111:48
From the ER in Key West in Real Housewives of Orange County episode "Wild Wild Key West," to the drawings in Thailand in Real Housewives of Dallas episode "One Fight in Bangkok," and not enough drinking on Real Housewives of New Jersey episode "Cut From a Different Cloth," we discuss it all!
first RHOC
31:38 interweb updates about Sonia, Gretchen, and RHOBH
43:09 RHOD
58:00 RHONJ
I found some info on the internet and share it with Bernard. Listen to find out if we are excited about the new cast!?
We discuss Nene's role in the upcoming Jovanna (that biatch) tape of Cynthia, and Kenya's shady regift from Real Housewives of Atlanta episode, "The Regift That Keeps on Giving" and whether Damen was targeted by the dancers for a reason in Married to Medicine episode, "Revenge of the Sip and Paint."
26:30 M2M
We miss Don on OC and Rosie on NJ!! We yawn... oops I mean, travel to Miami with Real Housewives of Orange County episode, "Florida Fun and Fury, " and to Jamaica with Real Housewives of New Jersey episode, "Jamaican Jailbait."
5:15 RHOC
21:46 RHONJ
Is Jackie another Heavenly?? Were Porsha and Kenya on the Bachelor?? Will Tinsley start the new real housewives of Chicago (finally!)? Listen to all of our comments from Married to Medicine episode, "Bus-ted Cabo" and Real Housewives of Atlanta episode, "Love, Marriage and Sour Patches."
9:50 M2M
37:00 Tinsley news
41:10 RHOA
We take sides in Tamra vs Kelly in the RHOC episode, "Viral Videos and Vendettas," Jennifer vs. Jackie in the RHONJ episode, "40 and Fancy Free," and D'Andra/Kari vs. LeeAnne in the RHOD episode, "Babes in Thailand." The real housewives didn't disappoint this week!
23:31 RHONJ
45:26 RHOD
In this episode, we recap our favorite moments of Bravocon, discuss the return of Nene Leeks to Real Housewives of Atlanta, "The Float Goes on" and we dissect the details of Toya's new mansion in "Battle Down South"
13:46 Atlanta
26:55 Married to Medicine
Jane and Bernard discuss Gina’s future and Tamra’s backstabbing in RHOC episode, “The Orange Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree,” Jennifer’s contradictory advice in RHONJ episode, “On Lock Down,” and everyone’s midlife crisis in RHOD episode, “My Life on the Dee List.”
Jane and Bernard discuss all the new developments in the RHOA episode, "Cheatin' Heart," and how Nene will bring SO MUCH that she doesn't even have to tape until later in the season to get her peach. They also discuss RHOP's Monique's latest arrest.
Jane and Bernard break down all the backstabbing and cheating rumors on the RHOC episode, "Best Frenemies Forever," RHOD episode, "My Big Fat Dallas Wedding," and RHONJ Season 10 Premier, "Sex, Lies, and Video Debates." Plus a bonus discussion about the Vanderpump Rules trailer!
Jane and Bernard cover both kid parties and all the drama before, during, and after in the season 12 premiere of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, "The Moore the Merrier," and Married to Medicine, "Contessa's Carnival."
RHOA @ 5:17
M2M @ 31:42
Bernard called into WWHL to ask D'Andra a question!! Plus, for halloween, the ghosts of 2014 Vicky and Caroline are coming back to haunt Meghan and Theresa and Jane breaks it all down for Bernard. J&B also comment on episodes from RHOC, "Spilling Tea and Throwing Shade" and RHOD, "A Mother of a Day."
Jane and Bernard discuss whether or not Theresa and Joe Giudice will get a divorce, given all the new information that wasn't shared at all in the special tonight. Team Andy!
So much to discuss in the RHOC episode, "Fashion Show Faux Pas" and RHOD episode, "Guess Who's Coming to Happy Hour." Jane and Bernard psychoanalyze Mama Dee and D'Andra's relationship and make a guess about how the company has stayed afloat all these years before Dee handed it over with no regrets and a request for a country club stipend. They also discuss what storylines would get them to watch Southern Charm again.
Jane and Bernard comment on the new shows in their queue, Married to Medicine, "Showdown in Savannah," and Below Deck, "Weekend at Brandy's." They psychoanalyze Contessa and Scott's latest marriage issues and wish they could pay for EVERYTHING like super yacht guest Brandy!
Jane tries to convince Bernard to add Below Deck and Below Deck Med to their Bravo TV queue. Will she convince him? Will she convince you???
We have a lot to say about M2M episode, "Girl Code Interrupted," RHOC episode, "Hot Mess Express," and RHOD episode, "Real House." And we have intro music thanks to Matt!!
We cover RHOC, "Big O's and Broken Toes," and RHOD, "Cirque D'Lingerie." Bernard has strong feelings about D'Andra's business and Jane wants to know why Dr. Moon wasn't Shannon's first choice for rejuvenation??
In our new segment "Will Bernard Watch?" Jane tries to convince Bernard to watch a show he thought was below his threshold for watching reality tv. Can she convince him to watch Married to Medicine? Can she convince you? Listen and decide for yourself. Let us know what you think on instagram @marriedtohousewives !
We talk about our entry to Bravo, our favorite RH show and housewife, as well as the ones we love to hate.
We are back to comment on episodes RHOP Season 4 reunion part 3, RHOC "Miracle at Miraval," and RHOD "Worst Vacation Ever." These real housewives do not know how to gain wellness!
We talk about the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta and New Jersey teasors and a few things Jane saw on the gram. #RHOA #RHONJ
Commentary about all the meditation bowls on RHOP "Reunion Part 2," RHOC "Let's Get Metaphysical," and RHOD "Trash Talk"
Comments about RHOP "Reunion Part 1," RHOC "Dance Like No One Is Watching," and RHOD "Donde Esta Margarita." Real Housewives go on trips to Vegas (RHOC) and Mexico (RHOD).
Comments about RHOP "Mom's the Word," RHOC "Family Affair," and RHOD, "Roasted and Toasted." Forgive us for the audio quality, the next episode is better!