The Laura Clery Podcast: Recent Episodes
Laura Clery
I’m Laura Clery and I’m here to bring you funny stories, hilarious prank calls, more characters like Helen Horbath and the digital creator lifestyle. I want to make you laugh out loud while giving you a behind-the-scenes look at being a digital creator. Seriously. That’s my mission. (And also to annoy the sh*t out of my husband Stephen Hilton, my podcast co-host). Starting as a Hollywood actress, I also began making videos with snapchat filters on Facebook. With 7 years of sobriety and lots of dedication, those videos went viral and I’ve grown my digital audience to more than 5 million.
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Alone Forever ep158
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:18 I’ve got nothing
-00:45 Been up since 3:30 AM
-01:00 Sleep is very important
-01:40 Instead of “I have to” say “I get to”
-02:36 Talk about nothing
-02:40 Swear men for the rest of my life
-03:05 I’m not good at being a girlfriend
-03:08 I’m not good in romantic relationship
-03:49 Trying to keep this new relationship private
-04:32 It’s exhausting and frustrating
-05:11 Romantic relationship is all consuming
-05:45 I feel scarred
-06:11 Vibrator
-06:38 I feel very discourage
-06:51 I don’t know how romantic relationship looks like
-07:49 My therapist is teaching me about interdependence
-08:05 I am my source and my partner is a supplement
-08:38 My life is unmanageable
-09:10 I’m beating myself up
-09:47 I’ve been very critical as a mom and a parent
-09:58 I should be a better mom, partner and artist
-10:40 I’m 11 days late for my period
-11:25 Shush yourself
-12:13 All of this is fear and selfishness
-13:45 I start donating to a non-profit organization
-14:27 What can I give today rather than what can I get
-15:28 How to deal with a family member with Dementia
-20:59 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:09 I designed my life in a rush
-00:36 What’s your relationship like with your mom?
-01:11 A Lot of kids in one house
-02:15 My dad has dementia
-03:11 Incredible to connect with Family
-03:36 I wrestle with aging
-03:56 Los angeles where people hate aging
-05:36 Injecting snake venom on my face
-06:36 Aging is privilege
-07:01 Men and women fear aging
-07:26 My sisters embraced aging
-09:10 I’m the youngest, I must stay young
-09:44 What are your thoughts about aging
-11:02 Just peel my skin off
-11:50 You follow me because I’m a clown
-14:53 My dad seems really at peace
-16:44 I’m proud of my sisters
-17:32 My mom turned 72
-20:20 My dad forget my moms birthday
-22:03 Stomach bug
-22:50 My dad think we are starving him to death
-24:58 I need my moms help with my divorce
-25: 55 I’m the worst daughter
-26:28 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions
Deep breaths, Laura. How bad could this be?
Answer.....listen to find out !
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:30 Ex Communicated
-01:00 He broke his foot
-01:46 He liked the attention he was getting
-02:48 If he saw something that makes him angry he don’t watch it anymore
-03:30 How he broke his foot
-04:50 We went to urgent care
-05:55 Dancer’s fracture
-08:33 I made the first move
-9:50 I dropped the scarf
-10:55 If the woman is chasing the man, it never really works
-11:10 All the women that chase him, it didn’t work out for them
-11:27 Women is wired to one person
-11:51 Women shared the cycle if they’re in close proximity on s consistent basis
-12:04 Childbirth back in a day is very dangerous
-13:56 We get along together now that we are divorced
-14:20 I changed a lot
-15:06 Poppy is amazing
-17:14 I mentioned divorce when we got in this one fight
-19:56 Coming on the verge of losing the family really made him realize how important it is
-20:43 We were terrible at fighting
-21:19 Some autistic people shut down
-22:34 Learned behavior
-23:14 Stephen didn’t want friends
-23:32 He was labeled as a bad kid
-24:33 Alfie and Poppy have developed the most amazing bond
-28:14 Alfie is brilliant in his own way
-29:55 There were times in our marriage where I feel secure
-30:20 He didn’t get a way of anything because of my intuition
-30:42 He was on drug
-31:50 I did have a habit of snooping
-32:44 I hate people pick sides
-35:06 Porn stuff bothered me
-39:53 He is not with anyone now and trying to stay that way
-40:01 He wants to focus on work and his kids
-47:16 He didn’t know how to meet a woman
-49:52 There’s no podcast out there with divorced people
-55:23 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions
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Episode 87 “Single mom”
Balancing work, childcare, and personal time
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:12 Being a mother is 99.9% more challenging than a regular job
-00:30 Instense emotions
-01:09 I was in the Emergency Room
-01:55 Blood everywhere
-03:09 We might need stitches
-03:48 Brutiful
-04:44 My 4-year-old
-05:16 The devil horns showed up
-05:46 Possessed
-06:12 Kids are best off sleeping with their parents up until the age of 6 or 7
-07:04 Both my kids have been wanting to sleep with me
-07:36 Let them sleep and cuddle with their mama bear
-08:51 I’m a f&*king Monster
-09:48 I’m seeing someone
-11:04 I noticed he didn’t like it
-12:32 He doesn’t like what I do
-13:38 Need his validation to be okay
-14:53 He doesn’t like me
-15:39 Lose-lose situations
-16:31 They double tap me in real-life
-17:03 My last relationship, he was so involved
-17:30 I need to work on myself
-18:57 I prayed for clarity
-19:39 Be at service
-20:17 Self-care is very important
-21:07 Practice loving myself
-22:42 I told you my embarrassing story
-24:48 Make sure to follow and leave a comment or really helps !
Let’s talk about it ….
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:17 Caffeine CRASH
-01:01 B L O W to focus
-01:25 13 years NO alcohol or drugs
-01:53 Therapy
-02:08 12 step program
-02:52 Creating boundaries
-03:20 I Struggle with Jealousy
-03:49 Trust issues
-04:27 Acknowledge the feeling
-04:41 Accept the emotion
-05:22 Unpack the feelin
-06:48 self-acceptance
-07:07 I can’t get my self worth from someone else
-09:35 My default is to be suspicious
-11:33 Boundaries with my boyfriend, ex, and My Mother.
-12:55 Kids are awesome
-13:09 Thoughts on co-sleeping
-14:22 California KING
-14:51 Co-parenting
-15:40 Everything is okay
-15:48 Are we okay?
16:25 Co-parenting with Stephen
-17:00 Having fun with kids together
-19:25 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions
Let’s talk about it ….
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Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:17 Caffeine CRASH
-01:01 B L O W to focus
-01:25 13 years NO alcohol or drugs
-01:53 Therapy
-02:08 12 step program
-02:52 Creating boundaries
-03:20 I Struggle with Jealousy
-03:49 Trust issues
-04:27 Acknowledge the feeling
-04:41 Accept the emotion
-05:22 Unpack the feelin
-06:48 self-acceptance
-07:07 I can’t get my self worth from someone else
-09:35 My default is to be suspicious
-11:33 Boundaries with my boyfriend, ex, and My Mother.
-12:55 Kids are awesome
-13:09 Thoughts on co-sleeping
-14:22 California KING
-14:51 Co-parenting
-15:40 Everything is okay
-15:48 Are we okay?
16:25 Co-parenting with Stephen
-17:00 Having fun with kids together
-19:25 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions
In this episode, we delve into the fascinating world of neuroscience and personal development with Dr. Tara Swart, renowned neuroscientist, psychiatrist, and bestselling author of the groundbreaking book, "Source."
Dr. Swart takes us on a journey through the depths of the human mind, exploring how our brains shape our reality and influence our lives in profound ways. Drawing from her extensive research and practical experience, she shares insights on harnessing the power of our minds to unlock our full potential, achieve our goals, and cultivate a deeper sense of fulfillment.
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-01:28 Social media thing
-02:28 Tara Swart
-03:04 Neuroscientist and Psychiatrist
-04:33 Not socially accepted for women to be Funny
-06:05 To be funny she got to be super smart
-09:00 Grew up in London
-10:02 Modern mental health issue
-14:53 Women release oxytocin and with a man release testosterone
-18:41 Understanding your worth
-20:43 Own brain can play tricks
-30:02 our body needs 7-8 hours of sleep
-34:50 Yoga is not about gratitude and breath work it’s about detoxing the body
-40:33 Mastery of your emotions and mental processes
-41:29 Laws of attraction
-44:00 Action Board
-48:30 Little gremlins
-50:54 Asked your Head, heart, and gut
-1:01 Communication in 3 levels
-01:07 Harmony and Universal connection
-1:09 You are the sum of the five people you spend the most time with
-01:12 Hangout with divorced people
-01:13 Sexual relationships between people
-01:15 Monogamous penguins
-01:19 Neuroplasticity
-01:29 Thoughts about CBD
-01:33 Vitamins for Autism
1:43 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Dr. Tara Swart
Join us on a hilarious and insightful journey as we dive deep into the life and experiences of the one and only Trevor Wallace! Hosted by yours truly Laura Clery, this podcast brings you exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes stories, and candid conversations with Trevor, known for his viral comedy sketches and stand-up performances.
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-01:05 Way of words
-02:15 Liked watching TikTok
-03:19 Met years ago
-03:40 Went to film school
-04:30 Shy and Introverted
-06:30 Never (Drugs)
-08:16 Thought her the ropes
-09:59 I wanted to do everything
-10:32 Yes to things
-11:00 He was a loser
-11:48 College started making videos
-12:05 People gonna hate
-12:50 It hurts when it hits insecurities
-13:43 Russel Simmons
-14:13 He would yell at me
-15:25 Pamela Pocket
-17:10 Bad sitcom
-20:40 Garry Indiana
-21:01 Dating Apps
-22:04 Never a fan of Dating Apps
-22:29 Worst date
-22:45 Funny, tall and blonde
-23:30 Looks catch personality stays
-25:30 How do you define god
-26:11 Karma is my Boyfriend
-26:27 Power of swifties could do
-29:29 A lot of friends
-30:42 Doing content and standup
-31:06 Get married tonight
-31:41 Fraternal Sunshine
-32:25 No one likes you
-34:00 I have a wish
-37:20 Natural Deodorant
-38:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Trevor Wallace's story
In this empowering podcast series, we delve into the lives of remarkable individuals who have faced the formidable challenge of breast cancer with unwavering strength and resilience. Through candid and heartfelt storytelling, we bring you intimate accounts of courage, hope, and perseverance in the face of adversity.
Trigger Warning: Medical Content, Emotional Content and Community Support
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-00:37 Burnt out
-02:46 First project on Youtube
-05:15 Hate looking at my face
-07:43 Disillusion into madness
-09:13 40 Million people saw me give birth
-10:00 Hate horror film
-11:30 I was angry
-13:00 Fear of going offline
-18:38 Feeling alive
-19:30 Concept of persona
-23:11 Formative brain developing
-28:46: Desire to connect with people
-31:48 Struggling behind the scene
-33:04 Diagnose with breast cancer
-34:25 Rising of millennial women diagnosed with breast cancer
-35:35 Do not be afraid to go to the doctor
-36:10 Having a hard time believing
-37:41 You are such a calm patient
-39:00 Going to a catholic church gives me the superpower
-42:30 Day of shenanigans
-42:42 Cayote is like a trickster character
-43:36 A lot of silver linings
-44:20 Sickness and health first after marriage
-45:13 Odd gratitude for the whole experience
-46:51 Myth and metaphor
-56:29 Lost in my purpose
-1:18 Overwhelming and surreal
-1:19 Feeling of not being alone
-1:20 Moving through the process
-1:29 Worst thing to say to someone with cancer
-1:30 Culturally iconic
-1:35 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Manon's birth story
In this episode, Manon fearlessly opens up about her extraordinary experience of welcoming new life into the world. From the nail-biting anticipation of labor to the heart-bursting joy of cradling her newborn bundle of joy, get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughter and tears along the way! Join us as we dive into the magical world of birth, exploring the highs, lows, and everything in between. It's a story you won't want to miss! 🌟
Trigger Warning: Contains discussions about childbirth (labor, delivery, medical interventions, and emotional experiences related to giving birth)
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-00:45 Aging is beautiful
-03:35 River Khan Carlson
-05:10 Feeling not achieving anything
-06:38 Stopped Diapers
-07:00 Women bleed a LOT
-08:02 Traumatic
-09:06 I wish my Father had hit me
-09:48 Went to the doctor
-10:00 Stress test
-10:45 Insurance
-12:19 Leaking (Fluid drops)
-13: 15 Labor Naturally
-13:27 Induced with a side attack
-14:42 Worst pain
-14:52 Orgasmic birth
-15:07 Scream for hours
-15:50 Describing contractions
-16:54 Epidural
-18:42 Induced
-19:28 Protocol
-20:04 Doula never came
-20:15 Suffer for 9 hours
-22:10 Keeping the money
-25:55 Midts of excruciating pain
-26:49 Be gone
-27:00 Very Freaky/Scary
-27:30 Never doing this again
-28:10 Trauma
-28:20 Turn the epidural off
-29:00 Birth at 9:20 PM
-29:54 Pushing the button
-30:29 Doula wants to come
-31:33 Resentful
-31:50 Self-esteem
-32:10 Personal relations
-33:15 Inventory Resentment
-35:14 Impulsive buying/getting without reading the fine print
-35:30 Rush things
-36:15 Asking help
-36:34 Do everything alone
-37:00 People pleaser
-38:19 Impulsivity serve in life
-42:30 Doing everything to be worthy of love
-43:22 Don’t put a finger in people’s mouth
-43: 45 Put beauty in your trauma
-44:40 Ingonarance is bliss
-45:00 Too hard on self
-45:25 Two weeks postpartum
-46:17 Life is life
-47:15 God speaks to you in a Whisper (Wake-up call)
-48:00 How is your brain doing
-1:01 Dealing stress
-1:08 Giving voice/expression
-1:17 Never been to the club together
-1:25 Opening hearts
-1:26 Dating app
-1:30 Feeling the pain for not reading the fine print
-1:33 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Manon's birth story
Have you ever wondered what your biggest regret will be? I’m wildly curious about my Mom’s past so we’re diving into her regrets, dating history, and best pieces of Motherly advice. We’ll also bond over our family drama and hometown scandals. So prepare to learn about all the trouble I got into as a kid.
Trigger Warning: Suicide & depression
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-00:06 A sweet serenade
-1:00 Butthole kisses
-1:11 My mom is back to learn new slang terms
-3:00 The truth behind my mom’s book club
-5:00 Mom’s biggest life regrets, Trigger warning: Suicide & depression
-8:30 Dealing with family
-10:00 Mom’s biggest joy
-11:30 Sister time!
-14:09 Giving advice to our younger selves
-16:36 My arrest record
-18:30 Hometown scandals
-21:48 Getting into detective work
-23:30 Just cancel me already!
-26:06 PSA
-27:48 My Mom’s mafia ties
-33:00 Fighting for love (literally)
-38:37 Mom’s most important life lesson
-42:19 The time I almost burnt everything
-45:00 The hardest part about raising me
-48:50 Adult slumber parties>>
-49:57 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your questions about Motherhood for my Mom
Who let Mackenzie Barmen onto the podcast? I think she just broke into my house. Since she’s here, we’ll test out my psychic abilities, get real about my life when I first moved to LA, and learn what silent sex is really like. We’ll chat all about our feelings on CBD vs. THC, our near death experiences in hot yoga, and Mackenzie’s wild drive from New York to LA. Heads up, first impressions and cheating boyfriends will all be revealed.
Finding Laura Clery:
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-1:00 I’m here with Mackenzie Barmen
-1:42 My guest wants to leave
-2:20 Sex stuff first
-7:02 The worst types of people
-10:00 Driving across the country
-15:26 Mackenzie’s career journey
-18:56 Our creative process revealed
-21:09 Silent sex
-26:00 Unfaithful dog
-28:57 Once a cheater, always a cheater?
-38:38 The narcissistic checklist, comment your trauma below
-44:20 The WILDEST breakup story
-52:00 One woman show is coming soon!
-53:30 Is it finally time for me to get canceled?
-1:08:00 Manifest with us
-1:10:41 Make sure to follow and leave a comment with your favorite thing about Mackenzie
Am I having an identity crisis? Will I figure it out by the end of this episode? Probably not– but Paulie Siegel is going to try. She’s a social worker, addiction specialist, and mindfulness practitioner who will share the driving force behind her life, how to never suffer again, and where she thinks my anxiety truly comes from…You’ll discover the things that excite me in my 30’s, what keeps me going, and how I feel about healing my inner child.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
-1:08 This is Paulie Siegel, social worker, addiction specialist, and mindfulness practitioner
-1:41 The moment I figured out who I was
-3:40 How I handle insecurities
-5:53 Am I canceled yet?
-11:39 My anxiety
-14:05 Why I think we’re all addicts (yes, everyone)
-18:08 The time I ran away
-22:00 Therapy on camera
-28:40 The day Paulie found Laura
-33:55 My scary dating history
-38:52 Starting our inner child work
-1:04:00 How I’m setting boundaries with the people in my life
-1:07:00 Masterbate or die
-1:10:13 Listen to Shit talking Shrinks
-1:13:37 Paulie’s hot take & crazy past
-1:17:05 Go check out Paulie Siegel & her show Shit talking Shrinks
-1:21:00 My dream podcast guest…
-1:22:37 Make sure to follow and leave a comment to keep me going
Do your mental muscles ever need a break? Mine really do, so I’ve invited mindset expert and hypnotist Ricky Kalmon onto the show. Prepare yourself for his mind-bending workouts with some brainy hand and foot exercises, proving that anything is possible with a bit of focus (and humor). I’ll get Ricky to spill the biggest secret of all time, as we contemplate the lowest low I’ve ever faced…
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 I’m here with Ricky Kalmon, growth mindset expert, motivational speaker and celebrity hypnotist
-00:01 Make sure to follow and leave a comment
-3:00 Ricky’s first, life changing experience with hypnosis
-6:48 hypnosis vs. addiction?
-11:36 Ricky’s biggest secret
-13:00 When I decided to turn my life around
-16:45 How our brains really work
-18:00 Big secret reveal
-19:30 Daily tools to hypnotize yourself
-21:18 My lowest point
-25:00 Verbal vomit
-41:00 Our brains needs updating too
-50:00 Finding my purpose (again)
-55:00 Mindset exercises
-59:30 How to change the way you think
-1:01:21 Witness magic
-1:08:25 The power of your calendar
-1:13:22 Make sure to follow and leave a comment & download Ricky’s app
-1:17 Read Leverage Your Mindset
What social situation makes you want to hide in a corner and cry? I’m back with ChrisBStation and he has so many reasons to find the nearest corner.
We’ll cover everything from his social anxiety to how extremely delusional, yet different we really are. Plus I’ll take you on the wild journey that started with me being eaten alive by mosquitoes and ended with me spending hours in the ER. From the stress of being a human, to the paranoia of healthcare, this episode is a rollercoaster of empathy and lots of embarrassment.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:25 Are pigs smarter than us?
-1:50 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with ChrisBStation
-2:20 Que anxiety attack
-3:00 Animals can have fat asses too
-4:23 Our biggest fears
-7:00 Where our social anxiety comes from
-9:30 How to: shake hands
-11:11 Men are the worst…
-12:00 Oscar winning vagina- No Hard Feelings featuring Jennifer Lawrence
-13:30 “Work, work, work, work, work” -Rihanna
-14:45 Story time: My trip to the ER
-24:24 Sex is dangerous
-32:30 homophobic doctors vs homeopathic doctors
-39:00 Diet changes
-42:28 Follow @ChrisBStation everywhere
-42:30 Make sure to comment and subscribe to keep me going
Prepare yourself for an inside look at my therapy session. I’m here with Therapy Jeff, my favorite TikToker when it comes to relationship advice. We’ll cover online dating disasters, have soul crushing revelations, and of course, unpack the enigma of the different relationship attachment styles – all with a cheeky twist. Therapy Jeff and I make an unlikely discovery that leaves us questioning the fabric of reality and heals our inner child. Tune in for a session that's part confessional, part cosmic exploration, and wholly entertaining. This is one therapy appointment I will never forget.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome I’m here with Therapy Jeff, Jeff Guenther
-00:58 Okay but why therapy?
-4:45 Life regrets
-5:55 Baseball vs. sex
-9:10 Parenting advice gone wrong
-13:50 Life after death, according to Therapy Jeff
-18:00 Why we’re obsessed with love
-20:00 Attachment styles, explained
-30:00 Love bombing
-45:00 Commitment issues
-50:00 Dating post divorce
-55:11 Spicy DMs
-56:00 Update on Stephen and I
-1:00:00 Questions to ask your partner
-1:13 Connect with him @TherapyJeff on Instagram and TikTok
-1:14:00 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health and energy levels. If you order at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get five FREE travel packs and a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D.
Ophelia Nichols, the inspirational TikToker, AKA Mama Tot, AKA @shoelover99, and I are getting unexpectedly deep and heartfelt today. Get ready for all things love, loss, trust and triumph. Between viral TikTok tales, fake divorce papers, and drug addiction, we're reminded that resilience can be both profound and downright hilarious. Ophelia and I bond over our ability to judge someone’s real character off of meeting them, and what it truly means to run the roads…We’re getting raw, real, and sharing revelations you won’t see coming.
Trigger warning: mental, physical, and emotional abuse
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:38 Who is this heffer? Because she’s hilarious.
-1:30 The social media facade
-4:34 How Ophelia Nichols became a creator & where the Mama Tot nickname came from
-7:33 Mother-Daughter relationships
-9:14 Mentally preparing for tears
-11:02 Ophelia’s parents
-15:00 Coping with mental, physical and emotional abuse as a child
-18:00 What it means to run the roads
-19:13 When Ophelia got pregnant
-27:20 Ophelia’s day in court
-32:39 Admitting his affairs
-42:00 A litty scam
-46:00 Love at first sight
-55:00 The power of fake divorce papers
-1:00:00 The passing of her son
-1:16:00 How she’s been healing
-1:20:00 Follow @shoelover99
-1:20:01 I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery
Where is Manon's vagina? No really. She’s at the point in her pregnancy where she can no longer see it… so we’re manifesting an easy birth for her. We’re going to dive into the impact of hypnosis on her life, the challenge of embracing positive beliefs, and the nuances of navigating relationships through sobriety and recovery. Also, surprise- I’m seeing someone again…
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Affirmation time with Manon Mathews
-1:10 Sexual chemistry
-1:30 Guess who the fuck is back
-3:44 Using impressions to process life
-4:24 A spelling lesson
-6:47 Pregnancy brain
-9:12 My life is forever changed now
-9:30 Hypnotherapy changed Manon’s life
-13:24 Why are you upset over a yawn? Is it rude?
-15:20 Big boobs, no bra
-18:00 The 12 step program
-23:10 Comment your experiences in recovery
-27:38 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health and energy levels. If you order at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get five FREE travel packs and a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D.
-30:29 Neuro-linguistic programming
-38:00 Manon tried alcohol again
-41:00 S.L.A.A (sex and love addiction)
-43:40 Who I’m seeing!
-49:00 What everyone needs in their relationships
-54:00 Happy Birthday Manon
-57:00 Role play
-1:00:00 Affirmations, all together now
-1:03:00 Rock middle, not rock bottom
-1:09:00 Comment your own self limiting belief
-1:12:00 I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery
I’m getting hypnotized by the amazing Marisa Peer. She’s a world-renowned therapist and bestselling author who will take me on an experience that's less 'a trip down memory lane' and more 'a rollercoaster through the psyche.' Spoiler alert: Parental love, math disdain, and the therapeutic power of words all make cameos. You witness my emotional release and an affirmation fest – with enough 'I am enough' energy to power a small city. I’m going on a transformative hypnotic journey that will hopefully end with more self love.
TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault & Rape
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
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Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome to the podcast, I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery
-00:12 I’m here with the amazing Marisa Peer, a therapist with an uncanny knack for hypnotism
-00:21 The start of my hypnosis session
-3:24 I’m in DEEP
-4:47 The child version of myself
-8:29 Foot stuff?
-11:28 12 year old trauma
-12:50 Left brain vs. Right brain
-15:33 TRIGGER WARNING: Sexual assault & Rape
-21:00 The most powerful word
-26:33 Setting the record straight
-34:21 Reclaiming power
-40:00 Affirmation time
-49:49 My sense of self worth…
-51:10 I’m cured!
-54:00 What Marisa is up to now
-1:05:21 How to find your gift
-1:10:00 The most important qualities to look for in a partner
-1:16:00 How to grow your self esteem
-1:26:09 What’s next for my life
-1:26:20 Train with Marisa by visiting rtt.com & check out marisapeer.com
What happens when we lie, cheat, and steal from ourselves? Shocker, it’s actually good for us, according to the transformational therapist and hypnotist expert, Marisa Peer. We’ll get into my personal battles with addiction and the deep-seated feeling of never being enough. Prepare to question everything you've ever thought about yourself. You're welcome.
P.s I’m going on tour so let’s meet in person, for real. I want to meet you all.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome to the podcast, I’m going on my first LIVE on tour starting January 2024 visit x1entertainment.com/lauraclery
-1:25 I’m here with the amazing Marisa Peer, a therapist with an uncanny knack for hypnotism
-2:30 The power of affirmation
-4:28 Lying, cheating, and stealing
-8:22 What would Marisa Peer do
-9:38 Manifestation exercise
-13:26 Brain tricks
-16:32 Life: full of choices
-18:40 Why was I self-destructing?
-25:00 Celebrities who suffered
-36:16 How my family history affects me
-40:26 Knowing< Not knowing
-47:00 Hypnosis: figuring out what’s wrong
-48:07 Follow and subscribe to keep me going!
What’s worse, walking in on your parents banging… or the other way around? Celebrity actress Tammin Sursok, and entertainment host, Roxy Manning, are here to debate it out. We’ll talk about our family triggers, parenting styles, adult friendships, and our biggest texting no-nos. Things will get deep.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hey everyone welcome to the show
-1:30 Shout out finger banging
-4:21 How Tammin Sursok and Roxy Manning met and started the Women On Top podcast
-7:20 How our parents trigger us
-11:11 Getting our self worth up
-13:30 Raising kids with the current beauty standards
-15:05 Getting started as an actor
-18:41 Bodies going in n out of style
-22:16 The Q.T.I.P strategy= quit taking it personally
-28:00 The two most important things in any relationship
-28:56 I’ve been loving my AG1 nutritional supplement for two years now, it’s so easy to make and it tastes amazing. If you order at drinkag1.com/idiotpod you’ll get 5 FREE travel packs and a year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D.
-30:38 Dealing with marital problems
-37:00 Why is Tammin sober?
-40:32 PMSing with anxiety
-45:00 The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment
-55:15 How my divorce is going
-59:00 Our attachment styles
-1:01:45 Where Tammin’s accent came from and where it went…
-1:14:45 Living a life with purpose
-1:17:21 Involving our kids in our content
-1:26:25 Byobs or boobs?
-1:28:00 Subscribe & follow the show to keep me going
We’re performing an exorcism today– with someone who was on the set of The Exorcist. Pamela Pumpkin's Halloween workout co-star, “This is Alan” (also actor and former Hollywood movie producer), is here to talk about his work on classic films, the threat of artificial intelligence, aging in the industry, and just how insane some of his past relationships got.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:04 Welcome to the podcast, subscribe and follow to keep me going
-1:17 “This is Alan” is here!
-2:02 Artificial intelligence & the SAG AFTRA strike
-4:30 Alan’s insane work history
-7:06 Did I make the Christians mad?
-10:00 An exorcist is happening…
-12:40 Jaw dropping story time
-17:48 To retire or not retire?
-19:00 Alan’s key to life
-27:08 The BEST birthday present ever
-32:00 The story of Ok Freddy
-34:00 Answering fan questions
-37:00 How Alan & I met
-40:30 Make sure to subscribe and comment any questions you still have for Alan
Have you ever tripped with your Mom? She’ll share what her drug of choice was and something she never realized until now… We’ll cover the history of bra wearing and how we feel about letting the girls run free now. From hilarious incidents with our kids to our least favorite part of parenting– nothing is off limits.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:40 Yoga breathing
-1:20 The divorced shimmy
-2:00 Mom on psychedelic water
-2:30 Be sure to subscribe and comment
-4:40 The NO bra moment
-7:40 Singing break
-9:48 Answering questions from the audience
-11:24 Brutaful= brutal + beautiful
-15:00 Singing break pt.2
-19:22 Mom is tripping hard
-21:29 Are we becoming our mothers?
-21:49 AG1 has become a part of my daily routine, it’s amazing. If you order through me at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get FREE 1-year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs.
-30:32 The biggest shock yet
-45:00 What are your thoughts on selfies? Comment below
-52:25 Make sure to subscribe & follow
Adam Rose and I are addicted to attention. But that’s okay, we accept it. We’ll cover our childhood (trauma), the scandalous side of comedy, and things we would NEVER DO…again…
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-01:20 Adam Rose and I are getting deep and controversial
-2:37 Turning to Google for answers
-7:10 Welcome to our PSA
-7:30 Write in the comments below if we saved your life
-7:44 Adam’s life story
-10:30 Goats could never
-22:14 Cooking, stealing, & BBQ’s
-33:08 Amber alert
-35:00 Cigarette talk
-38:36 October 29th is my sober anniversary!
-45:01 Using robots
-48:26 Characteristics of the youngest child
-49:20 The cardigan 3 years later
-53:40 The moment Adam’s life changed
-1:00:00 Where Adam started vs. Where he is now
1:02:43 Adam + Fortnite (the biggest game in the world)
-1:07:24 Adam’s a family man
-1:21:11 Butt diversity
-1:32:00 String theory explained!
-1:44:37 Only Fans but make it Only Cardigans instead
-1:46:00 Follow Adam Rose
-1:53:00 Comment and follow to keep me going!
We've got it all today: creepy morgue stories, bizarre deaths in backyard shenanigans, and even some good old-fashioned paranormal encounters. Lauren the Mortician is on the show to share what it was like growing up in a funeral home and how her life revolves around death. We’ll cover mortuary glam, insane death calls, and the best ways to avoid dying.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome Lauren the Mortician to the show
-1:00 Lauren’s first experience at a funeral home
-3:15 Dead bodies = normal day
-5:05 What’s a death call?
-7:33 The scariest situation Lauren has ever been in
-8:28 Best way to avoid death
-10:30 Why we dissociate
-11:33 Ghost stories
-17:17 What happens after death
-19:45 Motherhood as a mortician
-22:10 Child safety: toys to avoid
-23:00 Neuro-spicy?
-25:00 Gratitude for life
-33:47 How to trick your kids
-36:40 What happens when you’re struck by lightning
-38:00 Cremation vs. burial
-40:00 Human composting
-42:30 Someone get therapy for the ghosts
-46:00 Monthly breast cancer checks
-50:00 Find her everywhere @lauren.the.mortician
It’s time for me to let loose…considering everything going on in my life. Today, my Mom and I will make prank calls, test if I’ve been a freak my whole life, and talk about my Dad’s diagnosis. Plus I’ll share how important community has been in keeping me going these days.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:03 Welcome, I’m here with the mother of all Idiots
-00:30 Make sure to like or subscribe to the show
-1:38 PMDD explained
-2:55 Certified freak
-5:55 Prank calling
-11:30 Update on my Mom & Dad
-20:11 The best support system
-23:10 “Yeah, no” or “No, yeah” ?
-25:22 Lasered buttholes
-29:47 Trying the Wim Hof breathing technique
-35:07 Did I almost kill my own mother?
-35:20 Comment and let me know how it felt in your body
-37:09 How my Mom feels about death
I shouldn’t believe everything my brain thinks. Dr. Amen is here to help me figure out how to do just that; so I can start loving my brain instead of fighting the intrusive thoughts. He’s a psychiatrist who changes peoples’ brains and their lives. We’ll talk about why second graders may be smarter than adults, three tips for brain health, and what we can all do to cope with anxiety. I learn some of the most insane things about my own brain in this episode… I was truly not prepared.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:23 Welcome to Idiot, I’m here with Dr. Amen
-1:33 How do we take care of the brain in 3 steps
-2:11 Penis envy vs. brain envy
-6:30 What to avoid
-9:48 Listen to your genetics
-10:32 Depression
-13:12 PMDD & PMS
-15:51 Trauma time
-19:28 Flip your mindset
-25:18 A wonderful nighttime routine
-27:00 Dr. Amen’s favorite recipe
-30:50 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with gut health, energy, and my immune system. If you order now at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.
-31:50 The worst brain he ever saw
-33:44 Download the app Think Dirty to scan your products
-38:52 How Dr.Amen feels about his own brain
-45:00 Healthy brain = Healthy sex
-49:22 Questions from the fans
-52:57 Girl brains vs. Boy brains
-56:59 The rule of 12
-1:01:3 How we met!
-1:04:30 Visit amenclinics.com or check him out on Instagram & TikTok to find his book that mentions me
1:06:00 Comment below any questions you still have
Manon is back to tell us a story you won’t believe– and it all happened at Erewhon. We’ll also go on a journey through her pregnancy feelings, covering everything from the wild changes to her boobs, to the joys and challenges of birth planning. Plus we’ll confront our biggest problems, come to terms with who our celebrity crushes really are, and announce our upcoming tour!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:18 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with Manon
-00:34 Make sure to like and subscribe to keep us going
-1:00 Celebrities, $8,000 smoothie & our connection to Kristin Wig
-6:57 Cumming in your pants
-11:50 Our celebrity crushes
-13:40 Pregnancy boobs…
-17:50 Plans usually just go out the window
-20:12 Babies in the closet?
-26:26 Confronting our biggest fears vs. avoiding our problems
-31:06 Longer foreplay please
-40:52 Boy or girl….?
-44:00 We’re going on tour! Comment where should we stop?
You’re not ready for this one.. Ingrid Newkirk, the President and Founder of the controversial organization PETA joins me to share the moment she dedicated her whole life to protecting animals and the unimaginable things she plans to do with her body parts after she dies... We’re thinking for ourselves now and I’ll share how this lifestyle has changed my life.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:07 Welcome Ingrid Newkirk, the President and Founder of PETA
-00:55 The controversy around change
-1:30 Can we kill a mosquito…?
-3:28 How Ingrid grew up
-4:20 Everything we didn’t know
-5:10 Breaking federal law for the snails!
-8:35 How do we shift our habits?
-11:17 What changed Laura’s life
-16:13 We address the controversy and rumors
-20:35 What Ingrid wants her body turned into after death
-22:05 The MOST dramatic campaign
-25:16 This show is sponsored by AG1, my amazing green supplement. It’s completely vegan and helps with my gut health! If you order through me at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five FREE travel packs.
-27:39 The president of France will be receiving Ingrid’s liver after she dies
-31:15 Ingrid’s regrets
-32:00 Love at first fur demonstration
-35:20 How to respond to the haters
-37:00 Why to adopt not shop
-39:31 Read one of Ingrid’s books or visit PETA’s website to learn more
All my fears are catching up to me and I need to chill the fuck out. Since this week is really getting to me and I’m so overwhelmed, we’re bringing it back to one of my favorite meditation episodes. For optimal results put this on everyday for 30-days. Who knows, maybe it will change your life.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Like/comment and subscribe to the show to keep me going
-00:10 All my fears
-00:25 One of my favorite guided meditations I’ve done
-1:24 10 minute guided meditation inspired by Clare Hudson
-4:30 Our mantra for the day: I am meant to live in peace
-11:12 Our other mantra for the day: Today is a beautiful day of opportunity, I’m exactly where I’m meant to be, and I open myself to the universe and trust in the unfolding of my life. Everything is working out better than I could have ever imagined.
-12:08 5 things you’re grateful for
-13:30 I love you
Do we all have daddy issues? Violet Benson, aka @daddyissues_ is here to make me question everything about my life, explain what new money vs. old money looks like, and share how often she gets played by the 12 year olds on TikTok.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:22 Boobies
-2:13 Welcome Violet Benson AKA @daddyissues_
-2:34 Make sure to like and subscribe
-5:13 TikTok changed our entire brain
-7:04 Talking about Violet’s MASSIVE stains
-8:35 Highlighting our flaws
-9:38 The origin story of Daddy Issues
-11:17 Our violent thoughts
-14:48 Shower thoughts>>>
-15:40 Why is Violet sober?
-18:40 The “It” girl account
-22:07 How my divorce is going
-24:45 American food…
-26:00 Creative insults
-26:20 AG1 is my favorite supplement, it’s completely vegan and helps with gut health, energy, and my immune system. If you order now at drinkag1.com/idiot you’ll get a year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.
-32:00 What we do to deal with our emotions
-37:23 The latest obsessions
-40:00 Violet’s highschool experience
-45:00 What the dating apps are like
-47:15 Violet’s worst dates ever
-1:00:12 Violet’s hallucinations
-1:04:49 The best piece of life advice
I can’t seem to feel anything these days but I’m trying. Manon is back because I’m emotionally numb and she can’t stop crying. We’ll help each other open up, balance each other out, and share our lazy girl techniques to make sure we can cry and cry and cry without our makeup ending up everywhere.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:11 How to live life and cry more
-00:50 Manon is channeling for Chris
-1:38 Our makeup situation
-3:24 What Manon was like in highschool
-3:40 Make sure to like this video and follow the show
-4:57 Highschool reunion flop
-6:33 Itchy belly = Pregnant Manon
-7:08 Laura is dead inside
-7:55 Why does Manon feel this way
-9:10 It’s okay to be sad
-10:45 All stress, no creativity
-12:27 Let go and feel your feelings
-23:55 Why we love vulnerability
-26:00 What are the chances that Stephen scored our favorite movie…crazy
-27:21 Why I’m scared for the future
-28:50 I’m sane enough to know my thoughts are insane right now
-30:25 Breathing practices NOW
-34:45 Screaming for feminine energy
-37:57 Team avoid pain!!
-40:48 Scream break
-45:45 What we learned in school
-47:11 It’s a babymoon
-52:33 Manon tests out some new material
-55:38 We all know what this is
-1:00:35 The power of writing
-1:02:40 Our insecurities
-1:12:21 Comment below anything you want, and what you’re having for lunch today
I was born chaotic. And since it’s family time, I’m getting crazy with my niece Ava today. We are so similar, she may just grow up to become a comedian like me. How scary!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Family time
-00:31 Welcome Ava to the podcast!
-00:44 Make sure to like and follow to keep me going
-2:00 I’m scared
-3:56 We got a future comedian on our hands?
-5:10 Sibling dynamics
-5:52 AG1 is my amazing green supplement packed with vitamins and minerals. If you order from drinkag1.com/idiot you can get a FREE year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 travel packs.
-7:12 Our scary faces
-10:12 The trippiest interview I’ve ever had
-12:00 Joke time
-13:36 I love you all so much and thank you Ava
My Mom is back to call me out on my shit. Plus she will answer all of your burning questions, reveal a secret or two, and share how she really feels about my divorce. Also I’m feeling feisty so get ready for a prank call too…
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Wow we’re getting right into this
-00:33 Make sure to like and subscribe now
-2:08 What do balls look like?
-3:00 How my mom feels about my fans
-3:45 Burning questions for my Mom
-7:05 My mom gets raw with her emotions
-7:50 Spam risk turned prank call
-10:18 I love the ASPCA and have been donating for years
-11:30 My Mom’s perspective on aging
-14:00 Are we living together now?!
-15:15 Deep, dark secrets
-18:07 How to know if he’s the “one”
-20:00 You comin’ through?
-21:00 Who doesn’t love my Mom??
-21:21 Comment your thoughts below
Reverse psychology doesn’t work. At all. Take it from my Mom who had to deal with my Dad and I rebelling against everything she told us to do and not do. She’s back to talk me through my codependency, different parenting techniques, and what drives her absolutely crazy.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:02 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with my mom.
-00:17 Make sure to hit the subscribe button and like this video
-1:15 My Dad’s rebellious spirits
-2:51 What drives my mother crazy
-7:42 How do you feel about time-outs?
-10:33 AG1 is my favorite green supplement, visit drinkag1.com/idiot to get a year's supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs.
-11:20 My codependency
-18:27 The exciting benefits of growing old
-19:40 My mom’s anti-bra movement
-23:09 Poppy is my mini me
-25:09 My fear of abandonment
-26:21 The power of support groups
What type of threesome should Manon and I have? If we did have one… Manon’s back to tell me all about her hypnotherapy, what triggers her, why she thinks people have road rage, and her opinion on cheaters. Plus, I’ll give Manon a heart attack by making her do prank phone calls with me.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:39 Threesome?
-1:29 Manon’s alternative career choice
-1:56 What is Hypnotherapy?
-3:00 Road rage
-5:05 The time Laura hit a guy
-6:37 THE dad car
-9:40 Question for Generation Z
-12:00 Manon makes a dirty phone call
-14:41 Make sure like & subscribe
-18:30 Where does “Paint the town red” come from?
-20:00 Our dating history
-34:00 What Manon does when she’s bored
-38:00 Cheating: men vs. women
-43:00 The problems in our head
-44:30 Which celeb thinks it’s okay to cheat, guess in the comments
Stephen and I have a lot to catch up on. I’m sharing how I feel about his recent content and where our perspectives really differ. We’re talking about sex education in the classroom, our experience with couples therapy, and updates on the divorce agreement.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:11 Hey idiot, welcome to the podcast
-00:34 Make sure to subscribe & like the show
-1:59 People want me to speak out about Stephen’s content
-4:34 Funny or not funny?
-6:58 Sex education stuff
-9:33 Our decade old argument
-12:25 Andrew Tate
-14:40 How do we really get along these days?
-15:40 Co-parenting from the experts
-16:55 Green Chef is the #1 meal kit for eating clean, and I absolutely love it! There’s an option for every single lifestyle, and they send you just the right amount of ingredients so you don’t have to waste any food. Visit greenchef.com/idiot50 and use the code idiot50 to get 50% off your order and free shipping.
-20:06 Our last screaming argument
-23:20 We’ve come to our divorce agreement
-25:41 Stephen’s potato diet experiment (the mono diet)
-30:15 Why our kids love Christmas year round
-34:44 Our experience with couples therapy
-44:02 Comment your thoughts below!
We’re in shock. And just a little delusional. Manon Mathews is back to share the affirmations we’ve been telling ourselves lately so we can keep it together and also the possibilities of her launching an Only Fans. We’ll even answer the questions you left for us with our very professional opinions.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:49 Staycation at Laura’s
-1:26 To respond or not respond to Dms
-2:32 Follow Manon Mathews everywhere
-2:45 Like and follow to help me out
-3:09 Affirmation station
-5:55 The road towards slowly dying
-6:15 Embracing delusion can be powerful
-10:30 Answering your questions
-15:00 Only Fans: Manon weighs the pros & cons
-19:03 Emotional incest
-26:11 Prepare for our next singing car video
-27:02 Different types of therapy
-32:52 Switching from a scarcity mindset to an abundant one
-38:00 There’s no picking sides between Stephen & I
-40:00 Manon’s dating app horror story
-42:12 AG1 has been the best green supplement ever. Visit ag1.com/idiot to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 travel packs.
-53:00 Manon stole someone’s virginity
-59:20 1800-big-boobs
-1:02:20 The different relationships phases
-1:07:17 Are you acting out of love or fear, comment below.
-1:09:44 Laura can queef on command
-1:12:36 The best advice you’ll ever get
-1:15:00 Why do divorced people wiggle?
-1:22:30 Our different characters
-1:24:00 Thank you for watching, comment if you want us to do another one!
My niece is on the show today so we can talk about our favorite foods, family members, and how our brains work. You’ll learn the difference between me and her other aunts, plus what Ella thinks about becoming an adult.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 You never know what’s going to happen
-1:04 My amazing niece is here, Ella Wolf
-3:55 Elle describes what type of aunt I am
-5:10 Day in the life of a kid
-6:06 I’m 25, I don’t know why that’s so funny
-7:50 Capitalism with kids
-9:40 Can I read minds now?
-10:47 Hit the like button and subscribe to keep me going
-13:03 Who’s winning this pillow fight?
What does my Dad think about my career choices? How does he feel about my life decisions? Today, he’ll share his true opinions on everything and let me know what it was really like letting me “do my own thing” growing up.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:15 How my Dad really feels about being here
-1:45 Everything my Dad doesn’t know about me
-3:50 Our first time back together in 4 ½ years!
-4:30 My Dad does NOT support me doing porn
-5:04 What childhood was like
-06:07 The explosion
-6:45 Where my Dad’s curiosity came from…
-9:02 The history of the family business
-12:00 My Dad’s troublemaker era
-14:07 AG1 is my go-to daily supplement and it’s completely vegan! Visit ag1.com/idiot to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 travel packs.
-15:00 How my parents met!
-18:25 Our opinion on dating apps & situationships
-24:00 The key to happiness
-26:30 The best thing my Dad ever taught me
-28:22 Hit the like button and subscribe to keep me going
Does motherhood get easier?? My sister says it does…so hopefully she’s not lying to me. We’ll talk toddlers, growing up so close in age, and all the ways she corrupted me in my youth.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Wait a minute, my sister has my next great idea
-00:55 What should my vagina be named?
-1:04 Welcome my sister Tracy
-1:58 My kids stop by
-10:32 What it was like growing up with Laura & Tracy
-13:00 How I paid for the sister trip to Cancun…
-23:33 Tracy is the cool highschool math teacher
-27:33 Laura’s bad girl nickname
-31:50 Comment possible names for my new character?
-33:02 If you haven’t already, hit the follow & subscribe button
We are getting a divorce. Stephen and I are vastly different people but together we are sorting through our relationship, co-parenting, and what our future looks like. My life can sometimes feel surreal these days and everything keeps changing so much, but I’ll always love and support my family through it all.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:04 Are you happy?
-00:40 Welcoming my special guest, you may have heard of him
-2:40 Make sure to subscribe & like, it helps keep me going
-5:02 I just want peace
-6:40 We are getting a divorce
-7:36 We are doing things peacefully
-9:10 Stephen & I are different people
-12:01 Why life doesn’t feel real
-13:50 Did you know that 80% of couples with special needs children get divorced
-15:25 The terrifying delusion of it all
-20:55 How Stephen feels
-23:28 I can’t get enough of my athletic greens, it gives me everything I need to feel good! Visit drinkag1.com/idiot and get a FREE 1-year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 travel packs.
-25:15 A united front for our children
-27:27 What Stephen learned
-30:07 How do you co-parent?
-34:11 How men and women deal with pain differently
-41:49 How my family visit went…
-45:00 Hit the like button and subscribe, thanks for watching
People think we’re weird. I’ll get into what type of weird, and explain what our childhood was like, and it will all make sense. Plus we’ll even share where our happiness comes from. Wild, I know.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Are we good?
-00:30 Meet my sister, we came out of the same vagina.
-4:07 The family drama
-6:00 What is aphantasia?
-7:11 Subscribe and like, or else
-10:46 Why my sister hates manifestation
-14:30 What does happiness mean to us?
-17:55 The only atheists in town
-19:00 Our childhood in three words
-20:27 The moment Colleen realized she was on the spectrum
-28:50 Crystal meth at 10am on a Tuesday
-35:00 Things got a little stalker-y
-40:41 We don’t speak about the waterbed
-43:00 Follow @cleryfarm on Instagram
-46:00 Hit the like button and subscribe to keep me going
Shit is about to go down in my life. I’m trying to embrace all of my feelings, but it’s a lot. So I’m doing my best to prepare. I don’t know if I’m ready for it, but am I ever ready for anything??
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hello, welcome, I feel different
-00:20 Like & comment to keep me going
-1:30 SOS, everybody is coming to town
-3:20 Does your 4-year old not sleep either??!
-5:01 Getting my priorities straight
-6:40 Trying to feel all of these feelings
-9:20 How I have fun in my 30’s
-9:47 AG1 is my nutritional insurance, I love drinking mine everyday. Visit www.drinkag1.com/idiot to check it out.
-11:36 The paragraph you were meant to hear from The Birth Order
-15:25 This book changed my life- Awaken The Giant Within -19:30 Let me know your thoughts on the show and enjoy your day
Prepare yourself. Today we’re debunking veganism, getting into simulation theory, and visualizing what God looks like. Plus we’ll try to explain how King Bach got to where he is today.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:20 I’m using Chat GPT for the first time
-2:46 Meet King Bach & his shower routine
-4:12 How we met
-5:40 AG1 is my favorite nutritional insurance, you can try some by visiting athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-9:51 King Bach explains the simulation theory
-11:29 An unexpected guest calls in
-14:14 What does your God look like?
-15:15 What inspired King Bach’s entire career
-18:20 His biggest fears, revealed
-28:15 How King Bach enjoyed his time off
-29:13 Get a ticket to King Bach’s show
-32:04 Gen Z’s sensitivity
-39:48 The key to being happy
-45:49 The most viewed video of all time
-46:00 Hit the like button and subscribe to keep me going
You know what’s funny? When I try denying my reality and get so sad I end up googling “How to become happier?”. Do you ever do that? Today I’ll tell you how I find my happiness and how I was reminded it’s actually good to feel your feelings.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 I’m having a moment
-1:00 Buckle up, we’re about to become happier
-2:12 Sweating it out is sometimes the best de-stresser
-3:27 My serenity prayer
-4:15 Breath deeper with me
-6:28 Adults responsibilities
-8:45 Poppi’s favorite song Orange Soda by Baby Keem
-10:16 You have to try this snack
-14:48 The positive affirmations I say
-17:03 Talking about my weight loss
-17:39 I’m taking care of my body by taking AG1, visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-19:45 My nighttime routine lately
-23:22 It’s been a year since I separated from Stephen
-26:10 I love you all
-26:31 Live podcast tour coming soon!!
My mom is back to scare you with the story of my birth. Turns out, I’ve always been difficult. We’ll talk about motherhood, sexual exploration, and what’s truly going on in my life, plus we'll answer your burning questions from my Instagram.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome, are you okay?
-00:35 Please hit the like button and subscribe
-1:06 How I was born
-6:02 Boobs after birth
-9:00 Why I speak the way I do…
-10:20 My mom answers your burning questions from Instagram
-12:02 Our sex lives
-16:50 Tell me about your dating app experiences in the comments
-27:07 Mom & I are both loving our AG1, if you visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast you can get a 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 FREE Travel packs.
-30:00 Gentle parenting
-39:30 My issues with men
-45:14 The good and bad parts of alzheimer's
-50:58 My serenity prayer
-55:00 I love you
There’s a lot going on, a lot changing, and a lot of hate I’m going to address. To top it all off, Manon Mathews is back to talk about how the hell we manage our stress or attempt to… I guess.
Trigger warning: Suicide
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 I’m back with Manon Mathews again
-1:55 What everyone is talking about
-2:25 Just like and subscribe
-3:16 Hate comments…
-8:37 Addressing the weight loss
-12:28 Who raised you!?
-17:07 Manon’s dance team updates
-22:00 Pussies are NOT funny
-24:00 Manon’s sexuality defined by Laura
-26:30 Laura’s mooning phase
-33:45 Does Manon hate babies?
-38:00 Live podcast tour coming soon
-49:00 Shame=shitting all over yourself
-53:00 Trigger warning: Suicide
-57:00 Manon’s biggest life regret
-1:08:00 The process of Laura eating her own placenta
-1:13:13 The power of the vagina
-1:15:44 See you on tour
It’s just me today and you’re getting the most raw unfiltered version of myself. Life is wild and unpredictable, so I’m choosing not to be scared…but I did make a major change.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome, hi, it’s me Laura
-0:12 Like & subscribe because it keeps me going
-00:28 I cut it all off
-2:26 Stephen update…
-4:00 Why I’m embracing the unknown
-5:20 Wayne Dyer’s amazing advice
-7:00 Do you believe in the power of hair too?
-9:02 Athletic Greens helped me get over my cold, it’s got all the vitamins and minerals I could ever want all in one drink. Visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast you can get a 1-year supply of immune supporting vitamin D plus 5 FREE travel packs.
-11:45 My anxiety
-13:13 New projects are loading
-15:34 How I’m enjoying this journey called life
-17:11 You all mean so much to me
-18:26 Tell me how your day is going on a scale from 1-10, and 3 things you’re grateful for
Chris is being thrust in front of the camera today. We’ll talk about how artists evolve overtime, the wildest cheating stories, and how Chris and I met and started our video journey together. Plus if you’re feeling nervous, try taking on our mantra: NOBODY CARES.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-0:22 Welcome to the podcast everyone, this is my guest ChrisBStation
-1:07 Follow & subscribe to keep me going
-1:42 How Chris & I met…
-5:05 Artists evolving overtime
-5:37 BOOM the camera was flipped on Chris
-7:00 What makes Laura nervous
-8:20 Can we recreate ourselves?
-9:20 Say this to yourself every morning
-11:11 What stress has done to our bodies
-12:55 Why nothing is gay enough for Chris
-18:44 What “too accepting” look like
-21:27 Our relationship with our Fathers
-23:00 Self diagnosed sex addiction
-27:55 Athletic Greens is the most incredible green powder I’ve ever had, I like to add some lemon to mine before I chug the whole thing down every morning. If you visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast you can get a 1-year supply of immune supporting vitamin D plus 5 FREE travel packs.
-29:50 How Chris’s 10 year relationship ended
-36:35 Do all men cheat?
-43:00 Becoming the person you want to date
-51:00 What you can expect from our video content when we’re 90
-1:00:00 What inspired Chris to get to where he is today
-1:03:00 Chris’s most important piece of life advice
-1:06:00 Comment your thoughts below
Thank god Manon Mathews is here and holding nothing back. We get into the nitty gritty of creating content, the fallout of divorce, our deepest fears, and our deepest vaginas. What are you most afraid of?
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 How deep is your vagina?
-5:20 Follow & like and do a kegel
-7:00 Manon’s parents got divorced
-11:40 It’s weird when your parents start dating other people
-14:15 Manon’s dad knew her ex was no good at the wedding
-17:05 Why did he marry her?
-20:20 Four women reached out to Manon after she was married
-21:40 The law of assumption will get you there!
-27:15 Bob Proctor and 6 goals a day
-29:00 AG1 is easy, healthy, and it tastes great! Get a 1-year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs. Visit athlethicgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-30:50 We’re doing eye kegels
-36:30 What are you the most scared of?
-40:50 How do we start performing live again?
-46:20 When we wanted to be on SNL…
-50:35 I swear this is one of my favorite mantras
-58:20 Comment below! We’re definitely going to do this again!
What in the world made me into the mother I am today? From gratitude exercises to surprising encounters during a jail tour, we’ll reflect on all the weird shit that went on in my hometown growing up, plus all the trouble I got into in high school… So sit back, relax, and let's jump right in!
TRIGGER WARNING: Child Abuse
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Have we always been crooked?
-1:08 Shit hits the fan when it’s time for my Mom to leave
-2:14 My mom stole a bag of my Athletic Greens, it tastes so good! Get a 1-year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs. Visit athlethicgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-5:27 What the kids are watching and reading these days
-7:00 Why don’t my kids enjoy my comedy bits anymore?
-9:11 The disturbing Librarian story…
-11:20 I used to be a troublemaker in school
-12:30 My tour of JAIL
-14:40 My response to Stephen’s latest political posts
-20:06 We’re like a Z-list Kim & Kanye
-23:20 Gratitude practice
-30:55 Follow & like to keep me going
What does it take to be an off the cuff, totally original, viral comedian? Thank god Cherdleys is here (only 2 hours late) to tell us all about it! He will share with us how he got into comedy, what it was like working with no plan b, and why the hell he was so late getting to my recording.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome everyone! Please Like & subscribe or I won’t be able to pay my mortgage
-01:17 Chad ‘Cherdleys’ with no last name is here! Follow his instagram.
-02:27 What is the meaning of Cherdleys?
-03:31 Let’s call Certney for answers
-05:40 Getting to the real juice
-09:44 Chad’s intervention
-15:05 Chad’s off the cuff comedy process
-18:10 Cheb got his ass beat
-19:30 Chad does not have a plan B
-20:10 Athletic Greens is keeping me going! It is so good for you and your immune system! Take care of your health with AG1 and grab your year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five FREE travel packs at athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-25:31 Why I did not sleep last night
-27:55 Growing up Mormon
-30:21 Lay down and tell me your dating traumas
-36:22 Being barely happy
-40:33 Cherdleys’ next move
-46:50 The moment of clarity from Idiot
-48:50 Comment your favorite part! Don’t tell us what you hate.
When life is a total mess and everything is going to hell, it’s kinda funny right? Seriously though, you never know what’s really going to happen! But Stephen is back today to share how we view the universe and discuss our early days together. We’ll cover our careers, our fears, and where we’re really at with our codependency…
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 This thing is on right?
-00:46 Today has been a total shit show, here’s why
-1:23 What our special problems are
-1:39 Like & subscribe because it helps me keep going
-2:55 Describing “self will”
-4:28 Why everything got canceled…
-7:30 Guess who I’m impersonating
-9:00 Watch Big Bag Theory with the laugh track taken off
-9:55 How I felt about my scenes on Two Broke Girls
-14:39 Going from an extra to a series regular on Till Death
-18:50 When Stephen was trying to date me…
-21:13 How our fashionista child likes to dress
-24:30 The best thing we’ve done to prevent aging
-25:50 Dare I say we’re getting along?
-27:20 Reflecting on codependency
-31:00 Privacy, the internet, and TikTok
-35:00 When Stephen & I first got together
-37:47 Explaining the lucky girl/boy syndrome to Stephen
-40:00 What we do with our fear driven thoughts
-49:40 Stephen’s special project on porn addiction
-55:00 We’ve got big news coming up next month!
You want to know why I feel so good today? Well it’s because I felt like literal trash the last three days. And now I’ve been inspired to clean out my whole life, car, email, body, the whole thing. There’s truly nothing like thinking you’re going to die to make you want to cleanse yourself. BTW If you have a weak stomach, prepare yourself…
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome everyone, I feel really really good today
-00:55 Hit the like button & follow!
-1:42 The weekend from hell AKA my involuntary cleanse
-4:22 Things get messy
-7:19 Where my bliss comes from
-8:00 Addressing my coffee addiction…
-10:15 My gratitude surrounding my health
-11:00 If you want me to contaminate your food, comment below
-13:13 I’m inspired to cleanse out the chaos from my life
-14:30 How many unread emails!?
-17:44 Testing my strength
-19:00 Getting into gratitude
-19:50 Athletic Greens are amazing for my gut health and supporting my immune system, it truly covers everything I need. If you want to take control of your health AG1 is offering year long supply of immune supporting vitamin D and five FREE travel packs athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-22:23 Co-parenting update
-23:35 Comment 5 things you’re grateful for below, and give it a follow
-24:08 Read Idiot or Idiots if you haven’t already
Today I cut right to the deep conversation with Charlie Berens. We’ll dive into his career journey, the first time he did stand up, and how he has no problem roasting himself. Charlie will talk about his experience with transcendental meditation and share what he would be doing if he wasn’t a comedian anymore. Hear all about how his brain works and discover what lights up our souls!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Can we talk about horseback riding; it’s gotta hurt your balls right?
-00:48 His experience as a bicycle mechanic
-1:37 Welcome Charlie Berens to the show
-2:08 Laura’s pet cricket Cricky
-4:17 What Charlie Berens is doing here
-4:43 People were shocked we did a video together
-6:50 How Charlie starts a every day Wisconsin
-7:20 What is transcendental meditation?
-9:06 11 years sober, pretty fucking cool
-10:41 Where Charlie’s career all began
-11:19 His very first standup…
-12:49 What lights up our souls
-15:38 Do we know what’s cool anymore?
-16:34 The best NYE resolution Charlie ever made
-19:00 What kick-started Charlie’s career
-20:33 Why he’s passionate about the news
-28:08 What is a F.I.B?
-30:00 Follow & subscribe!
What’s really going on in Manon Mathews’ head these days? As a well known actress, comedian, and podcast host, she’s here to share how she’s mastered inner peace and why she gave love another chance. You’ll hear about our very first coffee date and how messed up our brains are from being comedians on the internet.
Trigger Warning: Suicide & self harm
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Do we look okay?
-1:20 Why there was blood on the seat
-4:23 We’re not editing out any of this content
-5:41 8 days without Instagram…
-7:55 I’m a creator not a consumer (technically)
-9:20 The voice inside our head
-9:50 Follow @manonmathews & @lauraclery on Instagram even though it’s bad for your mental health
-11:49 The story of how we met
-13:33 My vision board was just Manon’s face
-15:30 Manon has been reintroduced to health
-16:44 How many cups of coffee have we had!?
-18:47 Let's talk about God
-24:20 Trying to figure out the future
-27:00 Have you tried AG1 yet? It’s the healthiest thing you can do in under 1 minute, and you can get 1 year free supply of the vitamin D and 5 travel packs at athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-34:00 Getting uncomfortable with compliments
-36:41 Masculine vs. feminine energy
-43:30 Blindsided after the wedding
-50:00 Strike #3!
-59:00 Can you be honest with yourself?
-1:02:00 Manon’s most profound piece of advice
-1:04:00 What type of content do you want to see from Manon & I? Follow & let us know!
Do you know what I need? A deep dive conversation with comedian, actress, and longtime friend, Brittany Furlan! She’s here to talk about what got her into comedy and share how she’s been doing amidst all the drama. We’ll go into detail on why we use humor to cope with life and discuss our experiences manifesting the good and bad things in our worlds.
Trigger Warning: Self harm and suicide
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hi, how do you pronounce your name?
-1:32 I’m about to kidnap Brittany Furlan
-4:08 You vs. Your brain
-7:55 Why Brittany had to make people laugh
-8:23 Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s trauma
-9:30 When Brittany went to the psych ward
-12:44 We both came to LA at 17 by ourselves and worked on some wild shit
-14:57 The story of how we met
-15:42 How Brittany Furlan met Tommy Lee
-20:22 Why musicians love comedians
-22:30 Brittany’s response to the drama
-25:40 The intense negative responses
-27:30 Everybody deserves happiness
-32:24 Brittany’s experience with PCOS & health difficulties
-34:00 The internet trolls that came after Brittany
-39:45 How the text leaked…
-48:55 Everybody is tired of the drama
-57:30 Speed round: Brittany answers questions from Instagram
-1:04:40 Brittany’s most important piece of life advice
-1:08:20 Follow & subscribe!
Are you ready to learn about my Mother’s past? Well, my Mom is back in town to let us know what made her who she is today. She’ll share with us her biggest life regret, and how to make light of difficult situations. It may really surprise you. Bonus, you’ll also hear my Mom’s tips for aging and handling life as it’s thrown your way.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 My Mom is back in town and she’s not an idiot
-00:11 Subscribe and follow if you like the show, or even if you don’t
-2:00 Who's my Mom’s favorite?
-4:30 Chasing dopamine has got me exhausted
-5:47 The biggest regret of my Mom’s life
-6:30 This is what happens when you call 911 over and over again as a 6 year old
-10:44 My Mom had a sleepover with her BFFs of 40 years
-13:31 The craziest shit my parents got into when they were hippies
-14:00 My Dad thinks I need to try acid
-19:30 Have my Mom and Dad ever broken up before?
-22:00 My favorite childhood memory
-26:00 Did I drug my Mother?
-27:00 My Mom’s worst drug experience
-31:30 How to appreciate aging
-37:00 What role religion had in my upbringing
-40:23 Comment what your favorite part of the episode was
-41:00 All I need is one scoop of my powder to make my favorite drink, Athletic Greens. You can get a free 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D and 5 free travel packs by signing up at athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
Ever wondered what keeps Kyle Dunnigan up at night? Well today we’re bonding over universal feelings and well worn wisdom. Not only that, Kyle and I will answer your questions from my Instagram, rapid fire style!
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Oh hi, didn’t see you there
-00:13 Like and follow to support me
-2:47 Just imagine me with a beard
-3:22 Is Kyle Dunnigan happy right now?
-4:14 When it rains, it pours
-5:01 Let me ask you about depression
-7:33 Kyle’s opinions on porn
-15:08 Why we act like absolute idiots sometimes
-18:03 Twerking break
-21:37 What Kyle regrets most in life
-24:08 You want to have a baby? Try a dog first.
-26:52 Kyle’s most important piece of advice
-28:37 It’s the year of Laura & Kyle stuff, look out for exciting content
Don't moms give the best advice? Lucky for us my Mom is in town and joins me on the podcast to help me take a step back and shift perspective. Plus, she answers some of YOUR questions and shares a few stories with us. I love you mom!
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome, Mama is back
-00:05 Make sure to subscribe and follow to keep me going
-2:58 My mini me
-3:31 13 shots of coffee later
-5:18 There’s constant good and bad all the time
-7:55 My next, and only partner, Athletic Greens is so amazing because it’s all the vitamins I need in just one supplement. I love adding lemon to mine in the morning and I’m definitely addicted. You can get a one year free supply of immune supporting vitamin d and five free travel packs at athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-11:07 Answering your burning questions
-19:03 Our family origins
-22:22 Finding the humor in everything
-25:45 Poop or get off the pot
-29:00 Acceptance vs. control
-32:14 The ups and downs that come with dementia
-35:56 Something special coming with Kyle Dunnigan
-36:20 Comment your favorite part of the this episode below
Do you know how incredible life is when we start saying yes more? I’ve learned from my past that if there’s no opportunity out there for me, I can create my own. Keep listening to find out how I stopped worrying about how others were defining me and leaned into my own creations that lead me to what I do now.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hey girl hey
-00:47 I’m so grateful to be here today
-1:00 Subscribe & follow along the podcast
-1:30 My 12 hour shoot with Bella Thorne
-3:00 If you don’t know who King Bach is, now you do
-4:00 What happens when you’re a six foot, female comedian
-5:42 I was a Capital One runway model for a day
-8:15 How was I supposed to be having fun??
-10:00 Taking control of my own destiny
-11:50 I have exciting collaborations in the works with Adam W, and Hannah Stocking
-13:00 What 70 year old do you know having sleepovers?
-14:20 Comment and let me know your thoughts on the podcast
-16:00 The power of staying in the present moment
-16:38 One of my favorite books, The Power Of Now
-17:27 I love you all very much
Have you ever let the smallest thing become the biggest catastrophe? Because I have. I realized this week just how dependent I am on all of my devices; it got scary. Can you guys imagine not being able to scroll social media, call your mom, and Google how far we are from the moon right now? Nothing like a good reset to set your mind right, even if it’s not by choice.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hi, welcome, hello!
-00:11 Like this video if you enjoy it, or even if you hate it
-00:30 Story time: I lost something
-1:40 Drug dealer or physiatrist?
-2:50 How did I get myself locked out…
-5:19 The mental block kicked in
-6:00 Try again, try again, try again
-8:56 Was it worse than death?
-10:11 We can all just simplify our lives!
-11:38 I don’t even feel safe without this
-16:05 I’ve started gaining again (:
-18:00 Oh my god Athletic Greens is really helping me now, it has all the vitamins and minerals I could possibly need all in one drink and it tastes so delicious. If you visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast you can get a 1 year supply of immune supporting vitamin D plus 5 free travel packs.
-21:12 Walking through the fear
-23:00 Comment and let me know how you’re doing
-24:12 I love you, bye!
Do you ever get so overwhelmed that it feels like no area of your life is working properly? Everything in my house is breaking and I don’t know where to begin fixing things…All of this single parent stuff is really setting it. Reality is truly wild and just when I think it’s gonna go one way, it goes an entirely different direction. Since nothing is working in my life, I’m just going to have a laugh!
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 What’s Up? I’m straight up unhinged at the moment
-1:10 I’m grateful for all the blessings
-1:30 Nothing is working in my life…
-3:19 The weight of being a single parent
-5:00 What if I ran away from all of it!?
-8:28 My favorite athletic partner, Athletic Greens has a shit ton of antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals in it that I love. You can get a FREE 1 year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D and 5 travel packs with your first purchase at Athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-13:00 I’m loving my support system
-13:13 I need to start the 7 Day Mental Diet again
-14:00 Reality is hitting me
-14:55 Change is equally as scary as it is amazing
-15:30 We got this people!
-16:20 Going to hang out with my hilarious friend Kyle Dunnigan
-17:35 Remember your mortality
-19:35 Follow and comment!
-20:00 I love you all so much!
Do you struggle with shutting off your brain like I do? Lucky for us, Stephen Hilton is on the show today to chat about his new Theta Wave Meditation. Maybe it will get us to actually be present in the moment, wouldn't that be nice?
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome back to my podcast!
-00:44 What is the Theta Wave Meditation?
-1:56 No more earthly problems
-2:41 What the brain cleanse felt like for me
-4:28 Theta, Beta, Alpha, whatever works for you
-6:30 Words I can’t say correctly
-8:06 What am I SO happy about?!
-10:45 The benefits of binaural beats
-12:50 Listen to my favorite thing Stephen has EVER done…
-14:00 Why you should give, give, and then ask
-14:55 The flood is flooding
-19:42 Mood swings & ALL the things
-21:36 Follow me on TikTok
-28:55 That wasn’t that awkward at all
-30:15 Comment where Stephen should start his tour
-31:00 Listen to Stephen’s Theta Wave Meditation
Have you ever wondered why I am the way I am? Well Mother Idiot (AKA MY MOM!) is joining me today to explain just that. Plus, she’ll give us her most important piece of life advice ever.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome! I’m here with Mother Idiot (AKA my mom)
-00:27 Subscribe, and like to keep me going
-2:38 Life sucks & then you die
-3:33 I want my lunch back
-4:29 Never antagonize a crazy person, and don’t trust anyone with big hair
-6:55 You can sing along if you know the words
-9:20 My mom’s most important piece of life advice
-12:11 The time my call with mom turned into a backyard break in...
-12:50 I’ve got my Mother hoodie on, it’s on sale at https://shopboibs.com/
-14:12 I thought it was safe to leave my back door unlocked…
-18:02 Going, going, GONE
-21:02 The plot thickens
-21:53 The White House meets Scarface
-26:26 Comment your best scary stories below
-28:08 Police & Pjs
This is what I'm doing now...
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hey, how are you?
-00:20 Follow, comment, and subscribe if you haven’t already
-01:55 Are you diving into your passions?
-02:20 Working on my comedy sketches and it feels so good
-03:30 I’m leaning on the women around me
-05:12 Take ownership of your health with Athletic Greens! Visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-09:13 Let’s talk about The Law of Assumption
-11:30 Act as if everything is already the way you want it
-13:40 Thank you for staying with me
-15:45 I’m excited to focus on what’s right
-17:30 I appreciate you! Comment your thoughts, feelings, and experiences.
We’re switching things up today. Life is throwing a lot at me right now, but it’s okay because I can get through it. You all know how important meditation is in my life, so I wanted to give you some time to meditate with me. For optimal results put this on everyday for 30-days. Who knows, maybe it will change your life.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome, I hope everyone is doing well!
-00:42 Follow, comment, and subscribe to the show if you haven’t already
-00:58 New perspectives & getting through stressful situations
-2:18 10 minute guided meditation inspired by Clare Hudson
-5:24 Our mantra for the day: I am meant to live in peace.
-12:06 Our other mantra for the day: Today is a beautiful day of opportunity, I’m exactly where I’m meant to be, and I open myself to the universe and trust in the unfolding of my life. Everything is working out better than I could have ever imagined.
-12:52 5 things you’re grateful for
-14:21 I love you
Once again I am on The Seven Day Mental Diet! Why? Because I tried to not dwell on negativity and failed. 3 times! This 7 day challenge is going to take my whole life! And maybe that's the point... OH well! It’s really challenged me to focus on finding solutions rather than basking in the frustration, which is amazing. Major bonus, you’ll get the story time of my night from hell…
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hi everyone, you have no idea what’s going to come out of my mouth today!
-00:15 I’m addicted to Athletic Greens, and the feeling of taking care of my health. Get a free year supply of immune supporting Vitamin D & 5 free Travel Packs with your first purchase visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-2:30 I tried but I failed
-4:04 Work stuff & my deep fears
-6:45 Gratitude Mode
-7:07 Have you done the Seven Day Mental Diet…and made it through? Comment & let me know how it went
-8:07 Tall girl problems!
-8:55 Story time: my night from hell
-9:55 I’m trying out The Law Of Assumption
-16:39 This won’t be awkward AT ALL
-17:16 Follow & give the show a like!
-17:32 Comment 5 things you’re grateful for
-17:51 “The most important decision we make is whether we believe we live in a friendly or hostile universe.” - Albert Einstein.
I’m done talking about my situation. No, seriously this is the last thing I’m going to say about it…and then no more. I hit my real breaking point last week and it's time to do something else. So instead let me tell you all about the rules to The Seven Day Mental Diet I’m trying out, and explain why I’m slowly rewiring my brain to focus on the positive. Our thoughts are powerful and I am harnessing them to help create my reality!
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Enjoying my (surprisingly) good day!
-00:21 Should I do ASMR?
-2:42 Life updates
-3:35 I hit my true breaking point
-5:20 Radical acceptance… again
-6:00 Well, I thought this TikTok trend was funny
-11:00 Why I’m done talking about the situation
-12:20 Trying to get my head right (with a new character in the works!)
-13:00 I’m making comedy again!
-14:04 The Seven Day Mental Diet
-20:58 I only get 1 minute to sulk
-22:24 4 tips to help you succeed
-24:23 Comment if you’re trying out the mental diet with me!
-25:00 I love you all so much
My new motto is “as little as possible”. Why do I have to be the best? Why do I have to keep aspiring to more? What happens when I believe that my life is turning out better than I could have ever imagined? Priorities are shifting. I’m sitting back and letting the miracles come in. At least, I’m trying to do that! Plus a surprise guest appearance from my manager, Larry!
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 What I have realized about myself
-00:40 Like, comment, and subscribe! And follow!
-1:53 My manager is here!
-3:40 How did Larry discover me?
-5:00 The “other” Larry Shapiro
-8:18 What is it like working with creators?
-12:10 Our message to aspiring content creators
-13:55 Are you happier now than you have ever been?
-15:33 Bye Larry! Thanks for the period cup!
-16:03 Embracing my feminine energy
-19:00 My priorities are shifting
-22:22 Why not believe my life is turning out better than I ever imagined?
-23:18 I’m reading The Gifts of Imperfection-25:30 Comment 5 things you are grateful for!
My business is all out there. And there’s no taking it back now! If suffering comes from fighting one’s own reality, then I am done fighting. Instead, I’m getting into my morning routine (when the kids allow it of course), and I’m telling you all about the tingly powerful feelings I get from my morning meditations and affirmations. I have zero interest in playing the victim in my life; so I’m taking responsibility for my own happiness. It’s quite freeing! I’m reminded that with the incredible support from my community and my family I can make it through anything, no matter how public.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Let’s celebrate being alive another day!
-00:30 Today is a good day because I decided it would be
-2:19 Have you ever taken molly?
-3:10 Breathe with me!
-5:30 The result of drinking 5 cups of coffee
-8:15 My favorite solution for anxiety
-10:21 Why support is key
-12:40 It’s all out there now- oh well!
-14:17 (Blocking out) The nasty comments
-15:00 Karma, by Taylor Swift
-17:00 Accepting life exactly the way it is -21:00 I love you so much! Share your feedback with me
I have my first guest on the podcast today and it is none other than the one and only, Stephen Hilton. He and I are sitting down together to have some honest open conversations. I’m realizing the most vulnerable times in my life have been the scariest, but they’ve all been so worth it in the end. This separation has come with huge highs and lows but I’m not getting wrapped up in my fears. I’m taking time to love myself and the people around me, and we are focusing on moving forward–whatever that means.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome!
-00:55 Who’s in the hot seat today?
-2:00 My microblading phase…
-7:00 12 weeks separated
-8:00 Why don’t Dad’s have their own friends?
-11:25 The Byron Katie Method for intrusive thoughts
-13:33 It takes two!
-16:50 NONE of this was planned
-19:10 “If you are not in the arena getting your ass kicked on occasion, I am not interested in or open to your feedback” -Brene Brown
-20:40 Spoiler alert, nobody has it figured out
-22:12 What does the future hold!?
-24:39 A scoop of AG1 is how I start off my day right! Visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast
-30:28 Why I call my kids Bathroom Trash Bag and Kitchen Trash Bag
-37:53 What Stephen wants
-41:00 Comment whatever you want! Let me know who you want me to interview here
It’s my sobriety birthday! I have been sober for 11 years. So for today, I’ve decided to reflect back on my struggles with addiction and my journey through sobriety. Back then, my only solution was to use! It was my go to celebration and my numbing self medication. No longer! I have off days and struggles but my sobriety has created a life for me beyond my wildest dreams. All I really needed was a bit of willingness and the desire to change.
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:0 I am 11 years sober today!
-1:16 Wisdom from The Big Book of AA
-04:13 Drugs and alcohol are not my solution anymore
-07:27 It’s ok to have off days
-09:10 The gift of desperation
-12:22 I lost 10 pounds
-13:15 AG1 supplements have helped me so much. Visit athleticgreens.com/idiotpodcast to take ownership of your health!
-18:01 My sobriety has given me a life beyond my wildest dreams
-22:55 If you have a little bit of willingness, you too can get sober if that’s what you want
-24:20 My moment of clarity
-27:30 I forgive because I want to live
-29:45 If you have any questions about my sobriety, drop a comment!
-30:10 Subscribe on Youtube and follow on Spotify!
-30:40 Go us!
Food is a tricky tricky subject. I am lucky to have not grown up with any significant issues around food but when I am in crisis mode, I tend to lose weight. This time around, I am monitoring the situation, working with my doctor, and careful to eat healthily and consistently. But when I was young, that was not the case! Let’s talk about my abusive relationship at 18 and when I had never been skinnier.
TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of eating disorders and abusive relationships
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Episode Breakdown:
-00:0 Ok, this is really vulnerable
-01:03 Marianne Williamson has the best meditations and prayers
-2:06 I want to talk about my weight
-03:52 Comment if you’d like to share your relationship with food
-06:53 Don’t get mad when I say this!
-09:42 Alfie’s new phase
-10:55 Should I have a nutritionist for toddlers on the podcast?
-11:46 Let me know how you handle sweets with your kids!
-12:55 Not eating in crisis mode
-19:25 And I went to New York with $40 and no phone
-22:45 When you are 18 and dangerously impulsive
-23:50 If you want to know everything about my relationship with “Damon”, read Idiot
-26:37 Just one more “Damon” story!
-28:50 I’ll never forget this moment
-35:25 The chaos of my life before I got sober
-36:25 I love you! I’ll see you next week
Food is a tricky tricky subject. I am lucky to have not grown up with any significant issues around food but when I am in crisis mode, I tend to lose weight. This time around, I am monitoring the situation, working with my doctor, and careful to eat healthily and consistently. But when I was young, that was not the case! Let’s talk about my abusive relationship at 18 and when I had never been skinnier.
TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of eating disorders and abusive relationships
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:0 Ok, this is really vulnerable
-01:03 Marianne Williamson has the best meditations and prayers
-2:06 I want to talk about my weight
-03:52 Comment if you’d like to share your relationship with food
-06:53 Don’t get mad when I say this!
-09:42 Alfie’s new phase
-10:55 Should I have a nutritionist for toddlers on the podcast?
-11:46 Let me know how you handle sweets with your kids!
-12:55 Not eating in crisis mode
-19:25 And I went to New York with $40 and no phone
-22:45 When you are 18 and dangerously impulsive
-23:50 If you want to know everything about my relationship with “Damon”, read Idiot
-26:37 Just one more “Damon” story!
-28:50 I’ll never forget this moment
-35:25 The chaos of my life before I got sober
-36:25 I love you! I’ll see you next week
I was horribly nervous to go to work today. Why? Well, this will be the first time I’m back at our studio since the separation. Will it be awkward? Tense? Can we even get done what we need to? The dynamics have shifted dramatically but maybe this is an opening for something positive? Only time will tell. All I do know is that I love filming comedy videos and making people laugh. And that will never change.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:0 Hi! Pamela Pumpkin is at it again
-02:35 Kid’s can also do Pamela’s Halloween Workout on Pammy’s World!
-03:06 Why I was nervous to go to the studio today
-07:15 Working with him again since it all went down
-08:48 Our professional dynamic affected our personal relationship
-12:12 We proved we can get the job done
-14:40 Now he’s doing his own thing
-16:50 Can we swing filming together once a month?
-18:15 We all have a gift to make the world a better place
-21:20 Who do you think I should interview?
-22:20 Comment what your gift and passion is
-23:40 Just remind yourself that you are going to die. It helps!
I was horribly nervous to go to work today. Why? Well, this will be the first time I’m back at our studio since the separation. Will it be awkward? Tense? Can we even get done what we need to? The dynamics have shifted dramatically but maybe this is an opening for something positive? Only time will tell. All I do know is that I love filming comedy videos and making people laugh. And that will never change.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:0 Hi! Pamela Pumpkin is at it again
-02:35 Kid’s can also do Pamela’s Halloween Workout on Pammy’s World!
-03:06 Why I was nervous to go to the studio today
-07:15 Working with him again since it all went down
-08:48 Our professional dynamic affected our personal relationship
-12:12 We proved we can get the job done
-14:40 Now he’s doing his own thing
-16:50 Can we swing filming together once a month?
-18:15 We all have a gift to make the world a better place
-21:20 Who do you think I should interview?
-22:20 Comment what your gift and passion is
-23:40 Just remind yourself that you are going to die. It helps!
Throughout my recovery I have experienced some miraculous, almost unbelievable moments and I want to share them with you! I’m pretty sure I was struck by a God shot this week when I really really needed it. The wisdom I’ve gained from just listening to these signs in my life is incredible. Have you experienced the same?
Finding Laura Clery:
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Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Let’s Get Right Into It!
-00:43 What’s a God shot?
-2:22 Getting punched in the face
-3:28 I used to have so much rage
-4:44 The time I made it on the local news…
-6:10 Toddlers will TEST you
-8:00 A love letter or a betrayal?
-10:27 I got heated...
-11:34 I’m inspired & writing new scripts again!
-15:31 Here is the God shot at work: Page 90
-18:00 Self restraint as a priority
-20:23 Time to pause, listen, and act with love & tolerance
-21:54 Is it a miracle or coincidence?
-26:13 I love you all very, very much
Throughout my recovery I have experienced some miraculous, almost unbelievable moments and I want to share them with you! I’m pretty sure I was struck by a God shot this week when I really really needed it. The wisdom I’ve gained from just listening to these signs in my life is incredible. Have you experienced the same?
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Let’s Get Right Into It!
-00:43 What’s a God shot?
-2:22 Getting punched in the face
-3:28 I used to have so much rage
-4:44 The time I made it on the local news…
-6:10 Toddlers will TEST you
-8:00 A love letter or a betrayal?
-10:27 I got heated...
-11:34 I’m inspired & writing new scripts again!
-15:31 Here is the God shot at work: Page 90
-18:00 Self restraint as a priority
-20:23 Time to pause, listen, and act with love & tolerance
-21:54 Is it a miracle or coincidence?
-26:13 I love you all very, very much
I’ve never really opened up about being bisexual until now. It feels great to talk about it! I’m also realizing how important visibility really is. Opening up with you has allowed me to further develop as a whole individual as well as live a more honest life. Love you!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 I have something to tell you…
-3:30 This is why visibility is important!
-4:40 I feel it is my responsibility to share my truth
-5:15 What it was like telling my sister
-7:45 What my parents thought–
-10:25 Feeling a part of a community & breaking bad cycles
-13:00 My Best Friend ALWAYS knew…
-14:14 How opened minded we should ALL be
-18:00 It feels SO GOOD to share with you all!
-20:00 Following Alfie’s lead & reading Good Inside
-23:30 Let me know what guests you want on the show!
-24:00 5 Things You’re Grateful For… Go!
I’ve never really opened up about being bisexual until now. It feels great to talk about it! I’m also realizing how important visibility really is. Opening up with you has allowed me to further develop as a whole individual as well as live a more honest life. Love you!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 I have something to tell you…
-3:30 This is why visibility is important!
-4:40 I feel it is my responsibility to share my truth
-5:15 What it was like telling my sister
-7:45 What my parents thought–
-10:25 Feeling a part of a community & breaking bad cycles
-13:00 My Best Friend ALWAYS knew…
-14:14 How opened minded we should ALL be
-18:00 It feels SO GOOD to share with you all!
-20:00 Following Alfie’s lead & reading Good Inside
-23:30 Let me know what guests you want on the show!
-24:00 5 Things You’re Grateful For… Go!
Sharing this separation with the world has been HARD! And it feels like everywhere I turn someone is judging how I'm reacting to it. I'm not reacting to it. I'm IN IT. I keep reminding myself, everyone can think whatever they want, it doesn’t matter! They don't know the whole story. It’s time to stop listening to other people’s opinions and start following our own intuition! And never forget you don’t have to handle things how everyone EXPECTS you to! Just do YOU.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 HI! Let’s get right into it
-00:20 Breathe with me, it will feel GOOD!
-1:34 I’m doing this on my own!
-3:28 Scaling back now…
-4:23 You’ll be HAPPY to know I’ve been SAD
-5:15 The big shock!
-8:00 Why acceptance is so beautiful
-8:30 “WHY DID WE SEPERATE??”
-9:20 Tina, Dina, and Sheena DON’T know
-11:19 I wasn’t ready, but I’m choosing to love myself
-14:04 It’s not broken, it’s just different
-16:30 Amazing morning meditation: Joe Dispenza
-19:05 Visualizing our futures– you won’t regret it
-23:00 Being a safe space for my kids is #1
-27:10 Ignore the haters, everything’s gonna be okay
Here is what I’ve learned: your happiness and your self worth is an INSIDE JOB! Self love has not come easy! I used to believe the meanest comments and critiques about myself. It stops now! Defining yourself by your job, your relationship, your looks, ANYTHING, is a losing game! That is conditional love. NO THANKS! I am embracing who I am and loving what I do NOW. Nothing else matters.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 I am in love!
-1:45 This is my latest obsession
-3:10 You are either grandiose or comatose
-4:20 What does loving myself mean?
-7:50 Who has time for HOBBIES?!
-9:45 Louise Hay is brilliant
-12:19 My tits are sad…
16:30 We are amazing, powerful, and perfect!
17:15 Needing love vs. Neediness for love
18:20 The journey of my teeth
25:04 Booking jobs for Barry and his mom!
28:53 The agency comes CRAWLING back
31:36 I am whole regardless of my circumstances!
33:18 How do YOU give yourself love?
I've put a STOP to ignoring my friends, family, and community! My relationship was all consuming. It overtook my mind almost like an addiction! But now I’m no longer allowing my romantic relationship to become my WHOLE life. I am finding the POWER in reaching out to and connecting with my women's group, my sponsor, and myself. I’m focusing on my community and spending my time checking in with those around me to keep me going. I am capable and strong and surrounded by amazing people. And so are YOU! TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of verbal abuse and sexual assault. Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 On a scale from 1-10 how're you!?
-1:30 The power of cheesy ass affirmations!
-2:30 Romantic love takes A LOT of energy
-5:10 The fallout of my co-dependent relationship
-7:50 I stopped believing in myself
-8:20 Loving A Gentle Path through the Twelve Steps
-10:30 Staying connected to dear friends
-13:30 Keep money in your pocket…NOT in your head
-15:25 Back to the drawing board (literally)
-17:40 TRIGGER WARNING: Verbal Abuse
-18:39 Take what you love and leave the rest
-21:00 Uncertainty is TERRIFYING
-22:44 I’m choosing to trust the universe
-25:50 I LOVE you, thank you
-29:00 5 things you’re grateful for READY SET GO!
Acceptance is a BEAUTIFUL thing! No seriously, I’ve been taking life as it is this week. Nothing more and nothing less! My eyes are opened to MY OWN weaknesses, and I’m no longer trying to change what I cannot control. I’m beginning to find joy by accepting my reality and choosing to stay IN THE MOMENT. So if you need me, I’ll be living in the present.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Trying to teach a cat to bark…
-00:40 I’m reading Loving What Is by Byron Katie & I can’t get enough!
-1:50 Why I’m so happy!
-3:00 I’m breaking the codependent pattern!
-4:18 Happiness IS an inside job
-6:36 Here’s how you do “The Work”
-9:00 What it’s like living separated
-11:40 It’s NOT the time to start spiraling
-14:20 When the plan goes awry
-17:30 I just want stability
-19:30 Sometimes you just need to turn on Beyonce and DANCE
-25:12 You are never alone!
I actually feel FREE! Since we’re only as sick as our secrets, I’m ALWAYS going to talk about what’s going on in my life! Let’s be real, I’m ONLY after inner peace these days. I’m officially DONE thinking about what was…and instead I’m accepting the fact that I can’t control other people. There’s POWER in letting go! Try it with me.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 The cat is OUT of the bag
-2:15 I wasn’t feeling funny
-3:25 It’s a personal issue but I’m gonna share it with you anyway
-4:20 We cannot change anyone
-5:15 Lovingly detaching
-5:50 Overwhelmingly free
-7:00 My favorite book: The Power Of Now by Eckhart Tolle
-8:50 You have power over your thoughts!
-11:45 Reconnecting with friends, family & my program
-16:25 Listen to your gut & let go of the FEAR
-18:30 I chose to make a decision based on LOVE
-22:40 Let’s hope our kids turn out better than us
-24:00 “The definition of a miracle is a shift in perception from fear to love” - from A Course In Miracles
Shit really hit the fan this week. Our mental health is no joke! It's SO important that we all continue to check in with ourselves often. Please know that you cannot fix ANYONE. Right now, I am surrendering. I am focusing on the things I CAN control because at the end of the day I have to do what is best for myself and my children…Sometimes it has to get BAD before it gets better.
TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide & Drug use
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Helloooooo
-00:15 Heartbroken & confused
-2:00 The 12 step program
-4:30 It’s OK to ask for help!
-5:21 I am sharing the truth
-6:30 We can’t fix other people
-7:00 TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide
-8:16 Codependency
-9:50 I surrender
-13:37 Remember that you are enough & you are whole
-14:20 There’s something in AA called “The God Shot”
-15:00 TRIGGER WARNING: Drugs & Suicide mention
-19:20 Taking my power back
-24:00 I must create boundaries & that also means pausing Pammy’s World ):
-25:00 I actually DON’T feel alone
-27:00 Taking life 1 minute at a time
If you’re recovering from a toddler grocery store tantrum today, I UNDERSTAND YOU. We need to eliminate the shame around parenting in public, because it is not easy! I’m even singing the Pamela Pig Calm Down Song today, because it’s just good to let it out! AHHGHHHH! If you’re experiencing a lot of fear or pain, just know it can lead to INCREDIBLE GROWTH. You have the potential to feel and heal your pain! TRIGGER WARNING: Suicidal ideation
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 The shit show that is today
-1:43 The shade from my OWN SON
-4:45 Vegan food porn (it’s so good)
-7:57 Grocery store humiliation
-10:22 If you didn’t know about Pammy’s World, now ya know!
-12:00 My 3-yr-old calls smoothies “Fussies”, it sounds really wrong
-13:31 What’s with all the Mom judgment??
-20:10 Back-to-school means we have to cut our kids some slack
-21:19 I hit a BREAKING point!
-24:17 Give yourself permission to do NOTHING
-25:48 What is toxic positivity?
-26:16 TRIGGER WARNING: Suicidal ideation
-27:17 I have never connected to a religion like Buddhism before…until now
-29:30 YOU ARE NOT ALONE!
-31:31 Seeking nirvana & listening to Nirvana
My brain feels like it’s melting sometimes! There’s SO MUCH information out there on the internet. Maybe you can relate, but I get ALL sorts of wild ideas put in my head. For example, am I in a trauma bond? Are you!? Today we’re taking an internet quiz to tell us what’s really going on in our relationships!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 HELLO! Here are some WILD fun facts
-1:00 My love/hate relationship with the internet
-2:30 Are we in trauma bonds? We’re gonna take a quiz & find out
-5:05 I’m back from visiting my aunt & this is your sign to reach out to someone you love!
-8:10 My deep fear of abandonment vs. giving my husband space
-10:44 Let’s try positive visualization!
-12:01 Staying positive > spiraling
-13:11 ALL the tea is in my book…Idiots
-17:12 Highs, lows, & everything inbetween
-22:44 Remember, you can’t fix anyone!
-28:00 The communication style of my dreams…
-29:17 The results from the quiz ARE IN!!
-30:47 Not so black & white
-33:14 5 things you’re grateful for READY SET GO!
-34:04 Watch Pammy’s World on youtube to see butterflies, alligators, and days of the week
It's my birthday. I’m 36 now and DONE with ignoring my instincts! It's time to cut to the real issues. I’m worried about my children’s digital footprint! With a life that revolves around sharing my world online, I’ve had to figure out boundaries for myself, but more importantly for MY KIDS. There's no easy answer but Stephen and I have decided to take the posting of our kids WAY down. When you know better, you do better, right!? If I can share anything with you, please just make sure to TRUST YOUR GUT and don't be afraid to make the HARD choices! Ok??
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Hello hello hello!
-1:30 I’m not a birthday person
-7:24 Traveling on my own, no kids & no Stephen for the FIRST time!
-10:50 Call the people you love & tell them. Plus, always trust your gut
-11:30 To post or not to post the kids…
-17:29 Not EVERYTHING needs to be shared online
-18:20 Mindfully posting our family
-22:00 How can we be more thoughtful & caring online?
-27:30 “You only get 5 years! And then they’re not little anymore” (or whatever that viral TikTok audio says)
-28:53 What do YOU think about all of this?
-30:40 Wish me luck AND 5 things you’re grateful for
Today I’m going to tell you the story of when I was viciously attacked by my ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. SO many twists and turns in this one! Prepare yourself. It’s hard to believe but I did have a life before I married Stephen. CRAZY, I know! This story will live on in my memory forever, and NOT because it was a good one. I’ll also explain to you the LAST time I ever mooned someone, and WHY. Strap in because you are not ready.
TRIGGER WARNING: It does get really dark. I’m talking about suicide, assault, and rape, so take precautions if you are sensitive to these topics.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 It all started at a party, we’re talking dance clubs in your basement type of parties
-1:30 Can I give you some advice? Always approach the chihuahua, okay?
-2:44 What happens when you say, Yes to a date. Sorry Stephen, this is my past
-7:01 The ex-girlfriend wants to meet ME…they were co-parenting the chihuahua
-13:48 My sister wants to start some shit- which is RARE
-16:26 It goes DOWN!
-17:40 You ever find yourself hiding in a bathroom thinking you’re going to die? Same here.
-18:53 TRIGGER WARNING: It gets really dark from here
-21:05 He is talking her off the ledge and the police are about to arrive
-24:55 I wrote more stories like this in my first book Idiot, you can download the audio book and listen
-28:00 I discovered yoga & old ladies. Plus I started my mooning phase, sorry-not-sorry.
-31:40 I was trying to escape my reality by literally running away…to Tijuana, Mexico
-34:33 One day at a time, keep coming back & JUST keep quitting
Yippee, you woke up today! Let's celebrate that! Gratitude is EVERYTHING. Gratitude for what you have, what you want, what you definitely will get! And even gratitude for piss. All over my house. Did I mention today is day 3 of potty training? WE GOT THIS PEOPLE! It’s important to focus on the progress, not just the outcomes. Life isn't always easy. Especially when the supreme court is trying to screw us over! Anyway I get REAL about my life story and I hope it helps you feel less alone….
TRIGGER WARNING: Being young is hard and I’m discussing statutory rape, emotional abuse, and the abortion I got when I was 15. My body, my choice.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome to Idiot!
-00:11 Meditation time, don’t worry it’s just one minute long
-1:20 Five things you’re grateful for, GO!
-4:20 ONE small thing you want to manifest, visualize it
-7:00 It’s our JOB to share our gifts with the world
-8:00 repeat after me: I DESERVE IT
-9:00 I want a son who’s potty trained & I read Oh Crap potty training method
-11:21 Day 3 of being naked and Pissed on ALL DAY
-15:35 The dark chocolate reward system because…PEEPEE ON THE POTTY IS A BIG DEAL!
-17:11 Did I mention we have a CHILDREN’S SHOW CALLED PAMMY’S WORLD!! I still can’t believe it
-18:17 I cut my hair off so I could Mom Better
-18:43 Saying yes to wayyyy too many things = D.A.R.E to “Just Say No”
-20:47 Idiot = I went from being a broke suicidal drug addict to living a happy, sober, successful life beyond my wildest dreams
-21:24 Idiots = All the stories I was too afraid to tell in my first book
-21:45 I cannot BELIEVE we’re going backwards
-24:29 I played a pregnant virgin mary while ACTUALLY pregnant at 15
-26:03 It doesn’t matter WHY I decided to get an abortion, it’s my RIGHT
-28:55 Amazing, Amazing Nicole <3
-30:11 You kinda have to laugh…
-33:20 My mom was nothing but compassionate & understanding
-34:54 I hope my story can make someone feel less alone
-35:24 Back to the kiddos, I love you all so much
AARRGGAAHUH! I’m fighting with my own brain today. NOT fun! Let’s just STOP feeling selfish for doing what we love most, OK?? It is our duty to share our gifts and talents with the world, NOT to feel guilty for them! It’s time to allow those doubts to pass you right on by. BYE-BYE doubts, and hellooooo confidence! Oh and heads up, we’re going to be manifesting today because that shit works. Just don’t ask me how!
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read Idiot & Idiots
Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 YippeeeeeeeeEEEEe, I’m just excited to be here
-2:21 You’re an artist? MAKE ART…
-3:00 It’s selfish to NOT share your gifts
-4:47 Being scared shitless & doing it anyway
-6:00 2 minute meditation time (If you’re driving DO NOT CLOSE YOUR EYES please)
-8:51 10 things you’re grateful for
-10:00 My morning routine
-10:53 Law of attraction, it works for me
-13:33 Food for Life Global, the vegan food bank
-14:35 Facebook emailed me (yes you heard that right) and together we fed 40,000 people
-17:50 The unstoppable mindset: “If you think you can, you CAN. If you think you cannot you CAN’T”
-20:10 The rooms of AA are my higher power
-22:00 One day turned into 10 years
-23:45 Progress not perfection but also I’m getting Botox right after this
-26:43 Can I smell yo dick?
-29:41 Jlo’s ACTUAL Fountain of Fucking Youth
-34:58 Did you have fun?
I’M BAAAAACK!!! On the mic that is. What is this podcast you ask? Good question. It’s a straight talking, vulnerable, messy, beautiful exploration into all things life. So exactly like a conversation with your ride or die BFF! I call it like I see it, and keep things JUICY…I’m back and I’m ready to make this the best kick ass show ever! Am I terrified? Oh yea.
Finding Laura Clery:
Website: lauraclery.com
Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots
TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery
Instagram: @lauraclery
Episode Breakdown:
-00:00 Welcome to Idiot!
-2:30 HELP, why am I so dependent on my husband…
-3:45 Sober times can be scary
-6:11 Mom-comedy is tired
-9:57 WE’RE LAUNCHING OUR OWN KIDS SHOW!!
-11:00 Gratitude for Youtube Kids Shows
-13:00 That negative voice in my head…
-13:25 My crippling fear is taking over…will I lose everything?
-16:55 I swear this was supposed to be funny…I was gonna prank call my sister
-18:38 Everyone has a gift
-20:15 I read The Tao Te Ching to learn how to do nothing
-21:04 Love and be loved. And help heal the world with your gifts
-21:59 I’m a really good mom
-23:34 My vegan son kicked a chicken
-24:53 I’m evolving and changing
-26:00 “Live in your purpose & leave it” & I love you
-27:50 Something that brings you joy- INSERT HERE
You don't want to miss this amazing creator cut it up with us, Jennah Brittany, aka Miss Jay. She is beyond talented and we go way back as collaborators together. When Jamie Fox calls and says you're funny, then...you might just be funny. Yeah, that actually happened. Enjoy!
-0:00 Intro
-2:25 "God gave me this body"
-10:11 Origin story
-27:08 Jennah's not so good with jobs
-33:15 The kid thing
-37:05 The British thing
-45:42 World Star Premiere
-49:48 Adult friendship
-1:05:59 Victoria Chase "Bolckbuster and chill"
-1:08:41 Instagram Q & A
-1:25:06 Miss Jay's advice to creators
If you haven't followed PatD Lucky on Facebook, pause this podcast and go check him out. We loved talking with PatD about all things social media, vid creator behind-the-scenes stuff and well...there was a lot of talk about A-holes...there just was. Enjoy!
-0:00 Intro
-3:36 Muckbang & Eating Naked
-9:45 My two moms
-16:35 Jail-chicken
-25:01 First videos & SMS
-38:33 Trolls
-47:39 An a-hole DM
-58:59 Where's K.O
-1:24:57 Instagram Fan Q's
-1:46:31 Outro
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
Barry Katz is legendary in the comedy community but even more impresively he has the most immitated voice in comedy. He has discovered some of the biggest names in entertainment when they were yet to be known like Dave Chappelle, Dana Carvey and yes, even Laura Clery.
-0:00 Intro
-2:19 Voices
-8:08 Women who are expecting
-10:55 Barry's kids are woke
-18:39 Yes Theory
-27:06 Fruitful labor & reciprocal love
-32:28 Podcast stories
-40:46 Barry's comedy crossroads
-45:32 Ellen's first tonight show
-47:39 Positive/negative fate
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
We had so much fun with our guests in these episodes that we wanted to kick off 2019 with an homage to them with some highlight moments in this very special compilation.
Happy New Year from all of us at The Laura Clery Podcast! Enjoy.
-0:00 Intro
-1:43 Chelcie Lynn "Trailer Trash Tammy"
-8:13 Brittany Furlan
-14:52 Perez Hilton
-19:41 Grace Helbig
-25:08 Gareth Reynolds
-31:39 Jennette McCurdy
-35:09 Kyle Dunnigan
41:16 Simone Shepherd
-44:39 Manon Mathews
-48:08 James Aspey
-51:24 Moby
-54:47 Outro
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
We're baby crazy! And apparently so are our fans! We've been pretty busy shooting our pilot for our new Facebook Premium show starring Pamela Pumpkin but we wanted to hang with you guys to answer all of you baby questions for us this holiday.
-0:00 Intro
-0:32 Plan B's suck
-7:57 Guess the gender of our baby on The Laura Clery Facebook Group! Gender reveal video will be coming your way Dec. 29th
-9:31 Facebook Fan Q & A
-13:23 Birth plan (sooooo many options)
-24:34 Debbie Downer Dude
-28:43 Outro
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
We have a really fun throwback type episode for you with Stephen and Laura discussing thier current lives and they answer a ton of relationship questions for those of you that wrote in from Instagram, cause afterall, they are the experts.
-0:00 Intro
-1:06 Boss Ass Bitch Moments
-9:00 Give us birthing advice on The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group
-10:01 Instagram Realtionship Advice
33:10 Outro
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
We kept Brittany Furlan hostage and made her podcast with us for as long as we could so we have another part two for you! We ADORE her and think you will too. We discuss her epic love for Tommy Lee, how she feels about her vagina and she shares a crazy story about her near-death experience.
-0:00 Intro
-2:49 Celebrity dating
-6:32 Tommy Lee love
-13:49 Meditation & sobriety
-20:39 Intsagram Q & A
-22:18 Brittany's parents are "special"
-27:19 Vagina talk
-50:24 Dark thoughts & near death
-1:12:43 Go google Brittany
-1:13:00 Outro
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
We had so much fun talking to Grace that we have MORE Grace for you. This time we discuss what it takes to get motivated during the day as a creator, how digital fame can have it's own pitfalls, and how trying to "girl" is a struggle.
-0:00 Intro
-7:12 Healthy habits & ways to get through a creative day
-14:45 Intagram Q & A
-18:04 Fan photo fails
-37:31 How to girl
-40:15 Outro
This is an epic episode that is pact full with issues that are super important to us like animal rights, the environment and being vegans. James has such a big story to tell and so many life lessons to share. Make sure to stay through to the end for a really conscious version of our Instagram Q & A.
-0:00 Intro
-7:36 Go vegan!
-18:15 Language
-23:26 Greed
-24:28 Cognitive dissonance
-28:16 Stephen's vegan story
-31:54 Challenge22.com
-45:39 Energy (plus...drugs)
-57:34 Vow of silence
-1:17:49 Instagram Q & A
-1:28:51 Best Vegan dog food 2018
- If you haven't yet, go sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group so we can see your face and chat with you!
Yup! It's true and we're so excited to share our news with you! We've been talking about getting pregnant since August and we've finally decided to take the plunge and get ourselves knocked up. Tune in to hear all the details and how we arrived at the decision to go for it.
-0:00 Intro
-7:24 Pamela Pumpkin Pilot coming soon directed by Kyle Dunnigan (@kyledunnigan1), and featuring Chelcie Lynn "Trailer Trash Tammy" (@chelcielynn) & Manon Mathews (@manonmathews)
-10:39 Sign up for The Laura Clery Podcast Facebook Group and give us all of your pregnancy advice! It's our first time!
-27:56 Outro
It's part two of Manon Mathews! We had so much fun with her on the show we have MORE Manon for you. We talk about what it means to be funny, how she went viral on Vine and so much wisdom dropped on how to lean into love rather than fear.
-0:00 Intro
-1:04 The life & death of Vine
-21:00 Funny families & unfunny stories
-32:20 Stephen's laugh & his Ellen DeGeneres crush
41:36 Instagram Q & A
-1:03:20 Outro
Laura and Stephen are challenging you to a diet like you've never done before! Join them as they venture into positive vibes for the next 7 days (or maybe 7 weeks?) with this super unique and healthy challenge for your brain that may just change your life. What the heck are we talking about? Tune in and soak up all the positive goodness to find out.
And join the BRAND NEW LAURA CLERY PODCAST GROUP on Facebook. Let us know if you're taking the challenge and let's start a conversation about your favorite guests, favorite episodes, favorite prank calls, favorite queef jokes, favorite whatever! We're so excited to chat with you and get to know you better!
Laura and Stephen go solo this episode to fill you in on their recent family trip, their position on obligatory dressing up for Halloween and it all kicks off with a special guided mediation given by Laura.
-0:00 Intro
-2:46 The most ridiculous guided meditation & gratitude
-32:50 "Costumes are encouraged"
-34:57 Laura & Stephen do Portland & the "well regarded coffee community"
-56:23 Foamy phone prank attempt
-58:01 Outro
Meet Laura's childhood friends, one of which is Jack McAlpin (@mrjustjack) who goes back all the way to three-year-old-preschool with Laura. They catch up on high school stories, Jack's coming-out moments, dating, transitions and a fun prank call at the end.
-0:00 Intro
-0:52 Three-year-old-preschool
-5:23 Midnight Cats
-8:23 Pink Slip
-11:32 Gay as Christmas
-21:25 Becoming sober & saving Jack
-55:23 Help Helen Smash Intervention Part One & Two
-1:01:00 Granny Prank Call!
-1:05:35 Outro
Simone Shepherd (@simoneshepherd) joins the podcast and drops all kinds of knowledge from growing up in Pittsburg, Pensylvania to the crack epidemic to Kanye to being in a committed creative relationship and her start on Vine. She is as unapologetic and real as it gets and we love it.
-0:00 Intro
-2:33 Theatre kids & seven types of intelligence
-11:22 The Kanye problem
-32:03 Vine origin story
-58:14 Creative Relationships
-1:08:29 Fan Q & A
-1:26:01 Outro
Laura jumps into bed with the controversial Perez Hilton. Literally. They record the whole thing from Perez's bed and dish on working too much, parenting, the difference between digital stars and those of traditional media and the many falling-outs and past lives.
-0:00 Intro
-4:10 In bed with Perez
-5:39 First gay syndicated kiss
-10:45 Wants & desires
-15:07 How much sex is too much?
-17:36 Lada Gaga falling out
-26:38 Regrets & shame
-27:45 (Gay) Dating in L.A
-39:00 Digital vs. traditional fame
-1:13:24 Famous falling out's
-1:29:17 Outro
Special guest Jennette McCurdy (@jennettemccurdy) joins the show and holds nothing back in this episode breeching topics of how she got her start, to how she lost her mom, dating in L.A and needing to drink more water.
-0:00 Intro
-1:51 The Science of Creativity & Happiness
-9:15 How we met Jennette
-10:56 Daddy stories
-15:19 SAG by seven
-30:00 Turning pages & new careers
-41:58 We're all addicted
-1:06:00 Panic attack by podcast (our podcast to be exact)
-1:25:12 Fan Q & A
-1:30:45 Hat's off
-1:34:24 Outro
Moby like you've never seen him (heard him) before. The stories he tells go way beyond the music as he dives deep with Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton into what it means to be human, what happens after this life, the craziness that is comedy these days, his origin story and just a few funny things about porn.
-0:00 Intro
-1:20 Moby's beginnings & three big breaks
-17:23 Music, addiction & cross addiction
-20:57 The power of the universe & service
-32:48 Creativity doesn't have to be perfect
-39:10 Comedy club stories
-51:34 Universal theory
-55:23 How we've all made porn?
-56:21 "I was a dominatrix for a day"
-1:02:10 Q & A from Instagram fans!
-1:10:47 Outro
Chelcie is the epitomy of confidence. Catch a deep conversation about what it means to not give a sh*t with grace, to draw the line at farting in her face and how to always put the fans first. One of our most down-to-earth guests who will do anything to make you laugh.
-0:00 Intro
-1:18 Confident Chelcie
-9:05 The creative lull
-15:51 The birth of Trailer Trash Tammy
-23:39 Jobby jobs
-33:22 First time stage experience
-37:20 Social media is where we wanna be
-54:47 Comedy is not the enemy
-1:03:56 Joints as gifts
-1:06:13 Q & A from Instagram fans!
-1:19:22 Dinner with Al Pacino
-1:35:07 "It was a push-out fart"
-1:40:49 Outro
Special comedic and talented guest Kyle Dunnigan joins Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton on the podcast and not only do they have matching pugs Olive and Oliver but they share similar philosophies on manifestation, breaking habits, theatre school and instagram. They save the best for last with an epic tag team prank call to round out this episode.
-0:00 Intro
-3:36 American Accents
-6:47 Kyle Dunnigan IS The King of Instagram @kyledunnigan1
-7:35 Kyle's comedy life choices
-12:22 Breaking habits, brain boss and Miracle Morning
-22:00 Billy Joel manifestation "because AIDS" (video of this moment on Kyle's instagram)
-32:00 Olive & Oliver pug party @fettypug
-42:21 Shamy theatre school exercises
-1:05:32 Hollywood successful fails (unless you're Stephen Hilton)
-1:16:04 Fan Q & A
-1:19:43 Tag Team Prank Calls!!
-1:37:21 Dog truth
-1:38:50 Outro
Gareth Reynolds joins the podcast with Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton. Get ready to laugh-out-loud until your face hurts with Gareth's take on the entertainment industry, podcasting, comedy, family, British citizenship and famous pets.
-0:00 Intro
-2:21 How Gareth Reynolds met Stephen Hilton
-6:03 Famous Pets. Follow @fettypug
-7:39 Gareth's origin story
-9:47 British citizenship
-16:05 Dating
-24:43 Comedy beginnings
-29:22 Funny pilot flop stories
-42:12 Podcasting is freeing
-45:07 Family approval
-47:58 Dennis Haskins is insta-famous @realmrbelding
-58:20 The Real Wedding Crashers
-1:13:13 Instagram Q & A for Gareth
-1:19:25 Outro
The infamous and hilarious Brittany Furlan joins Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton on the podcast. They talk what it means to be a pretty girl in the comedy scene online, the difficulty of keeping sane through it all and much more. Listen in as they dive deep into their worlds of social media and online creations.
-0:00 Intro
-0:54 How Brittany Furlan found Laura Clery
-2:33 Don't lead with the pretty and not commit to the funny
-7:26 Furlan went to fashion school
-11:10 "I got a zima and a good personality"
-12:06 How Brittany started in stand-up then made it to Vine
-15:20 Panic attacks and the dark side of comedy
-18:48 Brittany turned down Saturday Night Live
-28:27 Youtube haters & Tommy Lee
-53:20 Pretty friends & fillers
Special guest Manon Mathews joins Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton as they talk all things inspirational, creating on digital media platforms, and being funny ladies.
-0:00 Intro
-0:55 Meet Maron Mathews @ManonMathews- Comedianne (or is it comedian?)
-1:43 Dogs are men & women too
-6:43 The first time Laura saw Manon in a coffee shop
-7:30 Ideas- do it now
-12:22 Laura & Manon are aligned in every way
-17:53 "The Book of More-Men"
-36:53 Inspiration, manifestation, & living your purpose
-45:17 Neuro-linguisitc Programming
-1:09:40 Outro
Laura Clery's mom is in town and she reveals it all in this special episode about family and the things that are improtant in life.
Of course, there are also stories about Laura's childhood pranks, Q & A from Instagram and Stephen's singing.
-0:00 Intro
-0:30 Special guest Laura Clery's mama!"
-2:07 Freak out Girl! - Comedy video
-13:47 Getting to know Laura's mom
-48:20 Instagram Q & A
-1:14:44 Outro
O.G Youtube star Grace Helbig joins Laura & Stephen on the show. They talk about Grace's beginnings, from Jersey, to New York to Los Angeles, and how her digital legacy began. Also talking all things behind-the-scenes of being a digital creator from burn-out to criticism and how to handle it all.
-0:00 Intro
-0:40 Laura Clery's mom introduces!
-2:46 Grace Helbig everybody!!
-4:02 Pugs with no jobs
-7:24 Flippers are not what you think they are
-8:12 Grace Helbig IS Miss Congeniality
-13:34 Jersey Girl Grace
-18:30 Panic at the Subway
-22:08 Begind-the-scenes of being Youtube famous & click bait culture
-37:50 Rise & grind digital workday
-42:20 Addicted to social media
-44:30 Creator burn-out & criticism
-55:47 Outro
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Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton have upped their video release game times two recently and they've reaped the benefits of going viral week after week. All that success leads to some well deserved rest to avoid the burn out and to reconnect with what really matters.
-0:00 Intro
-2:10 Look for Grace Helbig next week on the podcast
-3:26 Laura & Stephen are officially trying to have a baby!
-4:50 Digital creation burn-out
-6:55 Perez Hilton should be a guest on our podcast
-8:52 More on how digital success does not equal happiness but it's definitely meaningful work
-16:33 Kristen Johnson is responsible for creating Laura's Instagram account
-24:00 Creativity Jams with Suzanne Whang
-30:27 What do you call your penis or vagina Instagram answers
-36:29 Hilarious Granny florist prank call!
-47:14 Tweet @lauraclery for prank call ideas
-47:40 Outro
Laura Clery talks multitasking and answers instagram queastions on the eve of her birthday. Tune in to find out more about her supposed surprise party.
-0:00 Intro
-1:20 Stephen Hilton sings Laura an upsetting song
-5:15 TIME The Science of Happiness + multitasking
-9:53 Intagram fan questions and answers
-21:55 The Illusion of Free Will by Sam Harris
-27:52 Disturbing Snapchat Filters
-30:50 This podcast is a behind-the-scenes look
-35:07 Alan! (lost pets)
-37:11 Laura's Surprise Birthday party!
-46:19 Addicted to fame
-56:47 Outro
Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton both started out in entertainment via a different route. In this episode they tell stories of their beginnings, how becoming the creator caused Laura to never look back and all the funny things in between.
-0:00 Intro
-0:28 Instagram vs. Facebook videos
-1:43 Misheard lyrics
-3:41 Mmmm Potatoes video
-7:57 South Park is such an inspiration
-14:36 WTF is a show runner
-21:08 How Laura Clery became a creator
-31:55 Stephen Hilton's full story
-34:41 The birth of Idiots Inc. & inspirational words around trusting yourself
-44:00 You said "Katchin"
-49:04 Upcoming guest: Grace Helbig
-50:31 Outro, special songs you don't want to miss + cats don't have last names
This podcast episode took 4 attempts to make, but we did it! And we're grateful and excited to share this conversation with you about happiness, sobriety, and funny stories about all of it.
-0:00 Intro (please excuse the crazy sound glitches in the first 7 minutes).
-2:13 Podcast attempt number 4.
-3:20 Hilarious comedian wants out Help Helen Smash Facebiik Group
-4:31 Funny story you won't believe about The Dollop Podcast and Fetty Pug.
-9:25 Family trip and "disease factories" survived.
-12:18 What kind of guests do want to hear on the podcast? Let us know in the iTunes comments.
-13:08 Demonitized for new Help Helen Smash video
-17:38 Logan Paul & other digital creators also losing monetization.
-22:17 Inspirational Tony Robbins publicly "missed the point of #metoo movement"
-25:46 More scandal stories around older men missing the point
-26:43 Strange death stories involving celebrities & social media
-29:46 A dose of inspiration & the power of gratitude
-32:52 Stephen Hilton's uncomfortable yoga story
-35:51 Funny sponsor story & understanding the steps to getting & staying sober
-46:04 Laura Clery on Practicing Happiness
-56:03 Outro
Get ready to pee your pants with this epic hilarious culmination of pranks from some of our best podcast episodes. Enjoy!
-0:00 Helen Horbath calls Billy from Episode 14, Help Helen Smash Facebook Group + Funny Prank Calls
-1:17 Intro
-3:44 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance
-13:08 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance
-15:05 Wal-mart is actually the police department...from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance
-15:47 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance
-17:50 Helen Horbath calls Gamestop, from Episode 15, Kim Kardashian & Kourtney Kardashian Make A (Fake) Appearance
-21:17 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery
-25:20 Chinese lady wants a voice a lesson, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery
-25:58 Wendy's does NOT take reservations, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery
-27:12 Little Debbie is a savage, from Episode 16, The Funniest Prank Call Ideas By Laura Clery
-28:47 Granny Horbath calls a strip club, from Episode 19, Behind-The-Scenes of the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group
-31:56 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call, from Episode 21, Hilarious Helen Horbath Prank Call
-43:23 A singing pizza order, from Episode 24, Hilarious Prank Call + Viral Work Week
-46:56 outro
Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton go to Vidcon, though they might be just a bit tired, they still share with you all of the fun comedy meetings and performances from the event as well as a little visit from Kim Kardashian.
-0:00 Kim Kardashian dreams of dinosaurs
-0:41 Vidcon exhausted
-3:50 Little Fetus shoot with Lala Milan
-5:36 Oliver is a Diva
-8:46 Special guests on the podcast coming soon!
-9:33 Laura Clery's friend is the queef of the party
-12:32 Vidcon was fun! We met Comedy Central; Facebook said "we're crushing it"; funny LIVE Pamela Pumkin Performances
-21:23 Kim Kardashian "Bible Swears"
-28:49 Hey fans! Who do you want to hear on the podcast? Leave us a comment on iTunes!
-29:33 Outro
The ups & downs of a digital lifestyle is explored with Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton as they approach Vidcon, ride the wave of their recent viral videos and discuss what it means to find happiness. And a bonus Skype call with Stephen's British family!
-0:00 Intro
-1:19 Skype with Stephen's British family
-13:16 Help Helen Smash Group on Facebook
-14:31 Pamela Pumpkin Kegel Video
-16:57 Our mission to make millions of people laugh out loud
-20:31 Comedy inspiration
-22:13 Lost Connections by Johann Hari
-35:43 Vidcon is coming!
-41:54 Podcast live show coming to Texas in August!
-42:58 UTI's suck
-47:31 Outro
Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton talk about Anthony Bourdain, sobriety, and the podcast. Finishing up with the funniest and sexiest prank call you've ever heard. Get ready to laugh out loud.
-0:00 Intro
-0:58 Anthony Bourdain + sobriety
-4:02 Social media is like a drug
-9:24 "Amazing inspiring women" that are addicted to feeling great!
-11:34 The Bachelor version of Ivy
-13:20 Being candid in the podcast & in Laura's upcoming book
-14:44 "Stop listening to the podcast"
-16:41 "Don't take your winkie out on Facebook"
-20:34 Fears of pet cats getting smashed
-25:23 Calling Eve & planning for Pamela Pumpkin sketch
-35:22 Behind-the-scenes idea for Pamela Pumkin video
-42:09 Prank "sex" Call
-52:09 Outro
In this episode Laura Clery & Stephen Hilton have a conversation about how to live a positive lifestyle through the ups and downs of being a digital creator. They also know how to make a comeback with some crazy hilarious videos they released this week. And don't miss a funny prank call at the end that is different than any prank call you've ever heard.
-0:00 Intro
-0:23 Adulting with adults with kids
-1:15 Work week vibes and "The Youngest Flexer in the Century"& "Kardashians Try Not To Laugh"
-6:38 Coffee is crack
-10:56 Being real on the web
-14:07 Susie's the best
-17:17 L.A neighbors make films
-18:20 UTI problems
-19:08 Staying up during the lows
-23:25 Couple therapy
-34:08 Tell us what you want to hear in the podcast, leave a comment please!
-34:19 Epic prank calls
-46:40 Outro
Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton squeeze in an episode before heading out to a Memorial Weekend party. They have a conversation about being vegan, their pug Oliver, funny family stories and of course, a hilarious prank call with a motel that will have you laughing out loud.
-0:00 Intro
-0:43 Stephen & Laura are #twining for this Memorial Weekend party
-3:19 Epic motel prank call
-17:28 They're late to a party and health food is their only vice
-18:37 Don't judge our vegan dog Oliver
-26:42 "The things I have to do to make my dad say he's proud of me" (Laura)
-33:26 Don't look at your phone at the Clery dinner table!
-39:00 Outro
It's Stephen Hilton's & Laura Clery's six year wedding anniversary! They celebrate by jumping on social media to go live on Facebook and give relationship advice to fans asking questions on the comments feed. They also give a little-behind-the-scenes insight to how Stephen got his green card.
-0:00 Intro
-0:28 Be Here Now by Ram Dass
-1:08 It's our 6 year Wedding Anniversary! (May 17th)
-2:14 That time when Stephen got deported...almost.
-10:13 Stephen pist off Kim Kardashian
-12:47 Going live on Facebook!
-15:00 Live relationship advice
-34:31 Stephen's Facts Time!
-40:16 Stephen loves Kanye West (despite his pills problem)
-43:51 The addiction problem amongst entertainers
-49:39 Happiness is an inside job
-51:32 Outro
The funniest Helen Horbath prank call you've ever heard, plus Laura Clery discusses taking the podcast live!
-0:00 Intro
-1:51 Dic-Kuawn!
-3:15 "You called me" -Helen
-5:47 Going Live on Facebook!
-6:35 Going on tour with the podcast
-10:50 Speaking at AA meetings
-12:17 Life is scary! AHHHH!
-13:46 Epic Helen Mother's Day prank call!
-30:21 Byeeee Facebook live
-31:03 Vidcon live performance- "Tell us what you want to see!"
-32:50 Watermelon Song!
-35:31 "I got a free juicey"
-39:19 You're all gonna die
-40:58 "You're having a fucking baby, cool!"
-42:50 Tell us what you want us to do for the Live podcast in the iTunes comments
-42:49 Outro
Laura Clery talks about the Kim Kardashian effect, what's to come for Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin, and getting banned from Facebook...AGAIN!
-0:00 Intro
-0:20 Game show baby
-3:19 The Kardashian Effect
-7:29 Sick on the job & Pillow Commercial
-9:59 Fan Q's!
-16:12 ASMR
-17:40 Banned from Facebook...AGAIN! I blame Kanye West.
-19:00 Live on Instagram instead.
-21:23 Hello Pamela!
-22:08 The Sack Tap
-25:18 Laura "Celery"
-28:29 Stephen's embarrassing story
-31:55 More Q's!
-32:58 Helen pops in
-35:31 The Predator movie score!
-38:21 Intense pussy
-43:17 Stephen drops time theory knowledge. BOOM!
-45:21 No hair & make-up
-51:12 Animated Helen
-53:16 Cats & dogs
-53:56 Outro
Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton have a behind the scenes conversation about their dramatic morning walk and the Helen Horbath Facebook Hate Group. Finishing up with funny prank calls.
-0.00 Intro
-0.36 Stephen is Ike Turner!
-0.49 If Laura was a dominatrix...
-1:11 "Helen is my sexual exploration outlet"
-2:13 "People tell us ALL their sex stories"
-4:25 Help Helen Smash HATE group?! WTF?!
-14:21 Facebook Live!
-14:35 What's up with Kayne West
-16:35 What we saw on our Hour Power Walk
-16:41 Poor woman being restrained on the street
-24:21 People love to be offended
-31:13 Prank Calls!
-35:54 Strip Club prank
-41:03 Some Fan Q's
-43:20 Chinese food prank
-46:47 Poppy
-49:04 Listen to our best of! (Episode 18)
-50:36 Funny end to that "poor-woman-story"
-52:23 Vocal Fry Kardashian
-53:21 Outro
It's the "Best of the Laura Clery Podcast" episode! Get ready for a hilarious ride through episodes 1-15. I hope you enjoy this mash-up of some of our funniest moments.
-0.00 Intro
-0.19 It's a "best of" episode!
-3:30 Episode 1 mash-up
-4:42 Episode 2 mash-up
-5:16 "Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs" Episode 3
-6:04 "Kids are disease factories" Episode 4
-6:57 "THE CAR!" Episode 5
-7:44 "Grey's Anatomy Pug" Episode 6
-8:19 "I love my vagana" Episode 6
-10:02"What if Pamela & Helen!" Episode 7
-10:26 "Pamela Pumpkin Saves the World" Episode 7
-11:40 "Workout with the Lord" Episode 7
-12:27 "Give me my cat, man!" Episode 8
-12:59 "Valentine's Day Workout" Episode 9
-13:34 "Yoga class with the Horbaths" Episode 9
-14:00 "Russian landlord ladies" Episode 10
-14:49 "Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope" Episode 11
-16:07 "Itchy Vagana" Episode 12
-16:47 "Dic-kuawn & friends" Episode 13
-17:36 "Prank CAAALLLSSS!" Episode 14
-18:24 "Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath" Episode 15
-19:47 Outro
In this funny episode, Laura Clery and Stephen Hilton interview Alan R. Green, an actor you may have seen on their viral workout videos with Pamela Pumpkin. They cover relationship advice to old hollywood stories.
-0.00 Intro
-0.37 Mutual masturbation...
-2:56 New Help Helen Smash Episode "Granny Goes On A Date" coming soon!!
-3:20 Alan who you may know from the Get Fit With The Lord videos!
-6:05 Instagram Live
-6:35 Taking Q's
-14:28 Easter nails are SO Easter-y
-25:53 Live with @mouthbreather
-31:40 Keep listening to find out what Alan had 200 of....!
-31:42 Alan Green is in the Mother F$*king building!
-37:44 The Exorcist story
-42:05 The big reveal...
-45:11 Divorced men are the best kept secret
-49:07 Cocaine with Farrah Fawcett
-50:27 The Karen Black story
-52:39 Alan's 2nd wife
-55:36 Alan on the key to a happy marriage
-57:06 Alan on the most important things in life
-1:03:20 Alan on getting older
-1:05:00 Alan on death
-1:07:26 Alan's biggest fight
-1:08:13 Alan's 3 pieces of life advice
-1:09:45 Outro
Don't miss these funny prank call ideas Laura Clery comes up with featuring Helen Horbath and her granny.
-0.00 Intro
-0.20 "And we're off!"
-3:03 Thanks for all the downloads of Episode 15!
-3:35 Laura doesn't like facials
-4:25 Stephen DOES like facials
-11:05 Breaking up: Cold hard truth or sweet sweet lies. Thoughts?
-14:55 L.A is a place where dinner leads to fist-cuffs
-19:04 1-800-sex-calls
-24:28 Let the FB Live prank calls begin!
-37:53 Wendy's does NOT take reservations. Smh.
-43:09 Little Debbie is a savage
-47:16 Dollar Store Dildos
-50:10 Helen saw Granny at The Marriot
-57:41 Chinese french fries
-1:00:46 You don't want to miss this Helen prank call!!
-1:06:49 Outro
Another Facebook Live episode!! Starting with special guests: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Jennifer Coolidge and Helen Horbath. The funniest prank calls to Wal-Mart, Gamestop, an old folks home and someone's brother named Cliff who really wants to work at the Wawa!
-0.00 Intro
-0.27 Kim Kardashian meets Helen!
-7:12 Kourtney Kardashian be lookin' for Kim...
-7:50 I heart Jennifer Coolidge
-9:06 Going Live on Facebook!
-9:49 SIIICCK! Laura got hit on in her Insta Live
-12:38 We be prank callin'!!
-15:28 Old person's home prank call with Helen and Granny Horbath
-27:48 Wal-Mart prank call as Heather
-30:52 Wal-mart is actually the police department...
-34:11 Cliff's voicemail from Wawa
-38:48 Gamestop prank call
-45:00 Outro
You may know this already if you watched the Facebook live but...this episode was LIVE! Lots of interaction with fans, some stories and of course, some prank calling attempts with some surprises from Helen.
-0.00 Intro
-0.52 ASMR Fetish
-2:42 Join the Help Helen Smash Facebook Group
-4:13 Going LIVE!
-4:42 The Horbath's (future) Spiritual Retreat
-6:28 Did you know there are two "N's" in the alphabet...?
-7:57 "My mom keeps getting banned for watching my videos"
-12:05 Q & A's from Live viewers
-17:36 Helen & the Horbath's Road movie anyone??
-22:55 "Heather is basically me & all my sisters"
-26:36 Stephen wanted a puppy (Enter:Oliver)
-31:15 A twenty-town-tour!
-38:58 Silly Stephen Stories
-42:01 And then there was Pumpkin...Pamela Pumpkin
-48:27 "If you're bored you're boring!"
-50:11 Prank CAAALLLLSSS!!!
-1:08:56 "Message the New Help Helen Smash Facebook Group with your numbers & names to prank!
1:11:23 Outro
The fan-painting mystery solved! Attempted prank phone calls that amount to a call-back from @jus_jacques (<--but really, go follow him and make him famous. Even though his insta is boring). Oh! And banned from Facebook! Whaaa??!
-0.00 Intro
-0.50 Poor fat Alan
-10:19 Fan-painting mystery solved!
-15:26 Mrs. Middleton
-16:48 Prank call attempts
-19:53 Dic-kuawn & Friends
-26:18 Hey everybody, help us with a character name for Stephen's taint!!
-27:05 @jus_jacques calls back!
-53:01 Laura's been Facebook banned!
-54:53 #KardashianEffect
-1:02:19 Outro
In this episode recorded on International Women's Day , Laura and Steeephen breech topics from 5-year-olds giving tech tutorials to sunburns to queefing to spirituality to The Bachelor to fan art and a special pop in from beloved "Dic-kuawn".
-0.00 Intro
-0.29 Self-producing is a hard-knock life
-3:05 Tech tutorials by 5-year-olds
-5:18 Parenting advice by pug-parents
-6:50 What's a sunbed?
-9:07 Sunburns are the worst!
-9:18 Itchy Vagana
-11:26 Hey Listeners! "What's a sun stroke?" Answer in comments please!
-12:10 You can't monetize queefing
-14:42 International Women's Day- REVISED "I love my Vagana"
-16:07 "Smooth ride"
-16:46 I'M SO HUNGRY!
-18:08 Morning meditations
-23:17 Wall fiasco
-29:07 Stephen's Dad impersonation
-31:51 Spiritual Dads
-35:28 You get what you believe
-36:59 Priest costume
-39:09 The Bachelor "Do you guys watch The Bachelor?" Answer in comments please!
-46:37 Fan art mystery
-51:13 Dic-kuawn peeps in
-58:15 Outro
Laura reminisces about her past characters, creates some very intriguing new characters that involve parts of Stephen he's not exactly comfortable with and talks to her imaginary friend "Christina".
-0.00 Intro
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-2:05 Age differences = different film references
-3:12 Oliver & Stephen's matching outfits
-3:44 Glass houses
-5:02 Facebook premium show = tables have turned
-6:42 Vegan cafe coffee nazis
-8:44 Aspiring waitress actress
-11:42 Who the f$*k is Christina?
-12:57 "Your face is nice"
-15:28 Bingity bong bong
-17:03 Iggy Azalea the Austrailian rapper...
-18:32 #ADDParody
-19:01 Unscripted
-19:45 How do you want to see Helen progress?! Leave a comment!!
-20:26 Pamela Pilot coming soon
-22:20 A female Napoleon Dynamite
-23:36 Hollywood blvd shenanigans
-28:20 Hungry Series
-30:44 Female Comedy Creators Panel with Hannah Hart & Ashley Perez
-31:57 Sleeping in....the struggle is real
-33:26 Blissful Alan
-35:41 Dic-kuawn and Trish + Penelope
-44:41 Waking up is still scary
-46:33 Neil Young siting!
-47:07 Fan Q's
-52:16 Outro
-53:42 ....Producers surprise
Who knew Stephen pisses on the floor, loves russian landlords and hip-hop music? Okay, you'll just have to listen.
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-2:19 "No you go first"
-3:50 Poor Oliver
-4:43 Mating in Captivity & unsolicited advice
-9:13 Horders be cray
-18:30 Stephen loves hip hop
-22:57 "What's a little piss on the floor!"
-25:20 Russian landlord ladies
-29:48 Coming to America
-32:29 Helen's progression: Prosthetic? Animation? or Hybrid??
-38:38 Holly Butcher's Viral Facebook Letter "Give, give, give!"
-42:48 Questions from fans
-47:42 Outro
In this episode Laura discusses the release of her new video, Valentine's Day Workout, the existence of addiction...and queefs. With a surprise appearance from the Horbaths.
-0.00 Stinky Oliver...Stinky Stephen
-3:07 Memory Foam Pillow Commercial
-4:22 Sir Stephen Falls-a-lot
-5:57 We fancy in our new house!
-8:38 And our veterinarian drives a Ferrari
-11:10 Judgy pet parents
-12:40 Valentine's Day Workout
-12:55 "Sleep in Laura, life is scary!"
-15:50 Internet Trolls
-22:59 Eve is famous Fast Forward to "behind the scenes"
-27:34 Ricky Gervais Story
-29:35 Brittany Furlan
-30:39 Laughter IS the best medicine
-32:55 We need addicts in the world
-35:53 Hans Zimmer, Stephen and high stress
-39:25 "I make people laugh"
-43:14 Alcoholic Bees
-45:56 Helen & Stealing Grannies
-49:11 Yoga class with the Horbaths
-52:30 Future podcast guests
-56:02 Outro
Living in L.A can be interesting to say the least.
In this episode while Laura and Stephen gear up to move into their new home they recall stories of homes past. Crackheads, methheads and metal heads...little people, parties, missing cats, vegan homeless and convict cleaning services...they've had it ALL.
-0.00 Intro
-1:19 Eurpoean Curtains
-4:04 "My memory sucks dick" - thanks drugs
-6:07 "Wines World"
-7:46 Can you be an alcoholic wine taster & stay sober?
-8:34 The Brits have better phrases
-9:48 Kardashian Drapes
-10:38 Laura and Stephen's Sex Tape
-11:33 My mom thought I moved here to become a porn star
-15:47 The Convict Cleaner Mystery
-30:13 The Mayor of Laurel Canyon
-31:57 Day 3 Crackheads
-33:25 "Give me my cat, man!"
-34:41 Nicole Kidman crack calls
-36:48 Hollywood Homeless be fancy
-44:33 Crazy werk week + MOVING!
-45:27 Outro
Get a blast from the past of old characters unseen, Helen Horbath and Pamela Pumpkin make their appearance and future-character-play possibilities!
-0.00 Intro
-0.30 Video podcast!!!
-0.45 Abandoned recording
-1.05 "I don't know how to podcast..."
-1:40 Naked podcast promo
-2:00 F*#k Fear!
-2:35 Tony "Horbath" Robbins
-3:05 Gigantism
-4:45 Tony says hug your neighbor
-5:40 Pamela Pumpkin Saves The World
-6:50 Workout With The Lord
-8:20 "That sh*t's not my fault"
-9:40 Laura had an SNL audition tape
-10:00 Character Graveyard
-12:30 "I'm just a sweet girl"
-13:20 Mr. Asif
-14:15 Fear of Funny
-14:50 Stephen bangs clowns
-15:25 Everybody stalks
-16:00 Stephen's 11yr old crush was Ellen Degeneres!
-16:45 Block my "wanted" boyfriend
-18:55 "Have you seen my cousins mugshots?"
-19:30 "Good thing I got arrested as a kid"
-20:00 "Lets get me arrested!" (again)
-20:30 Reverse rape funny?
-23:10 Uh-oh...video
-24:00 Pamela & Roger Healthy Tip
-30:35 Fan Questions
-32:20 Helen!
-34:45 "The dog" (Oliver)
-35:05 More Q's
-36:10 More Helen!
-38:20 What if Pamela & Helen!
-40:15 Moving in 2 weeks
-41:15 The crazy mansion across the street
-43:35 Outro
Good doctors, bad doctors, dogs who want to be doctors and horror worthy dentists....and of course, HELEN!!!
(Take 2 doses of the VAGANA song and call me in the morning.)
-0.00 Intro
-0.50 Entitled Doctors - WTF?
-5:35 I like her though!
-6:15 "We're all selfish horrible bastards"
-7:50 It's Xmas in January
-8:25 America has ALL the sleep disorders
-10:30 "If I don't post this dick sucking video my fans are gonna be pist"
-11:00 I love my Vagana Vagana Music Video
-14:30 Discount Doggie
-17:20 Grey's Anatomy Pug
-19:45 Help Helen Smash Season 2
-20:05 Helen!
-24:00 Midnight Express
-24:40 Construction
-25:30 Moving is worse than death...
-26:20 Q's from fans
-27:05 Annnd...we're back!
-27:20 Getting braces with all the gross kidos!
-30:30 Horror-film worthy dentist
-31:45 Saved by the bell "I'm so excited!"
-33:00 I have a strong resemblance to Vanessa Williams...
-34:36 Then I fell off my bike
-35:45 That chick on "The Bachelor" Bumper Car Tragedy
-37:25 "Well she'll never be Miss America..."
-39:50 Butt implants
-42:45 Normie friends
-43:44 Outro
In this episode Laura discusses the "power of the puss", funny family stories and takes questions from the fans.
-0.00 Intro
-0.25 Pussy whipped
-1:25 Mom must be proud
-2:39 Dad's in denial
-3:47 Steeeephen!
-4:00 Hi Helen...
-4:34 Wee in your coffee
-5:33 Stephen's parents
-6:11 Laura's fam
-10:07 My parents are Sandy & Danny From Grease
-11:02 Pet crocodile
-12:40 Harvest the bees!
-14:46 Like a drunk Kramer
-15:00 THE CAR!
-19:27 OUR brother & sister
-20:41 Huge blow-out
-23:26 Do you work out...
-26:00 Relapse The Gooden Center- Men's Rehab Treatment Center
-33:09 Podcasts are life!
-35:00 Fan questions
-38:06 The Horbaths
-45:35 Outro
Laura gets real in this episode with sensitive stories from her past about sexual misconduct and suicide. With a side dish of funny including sick kids, pugs with no jobs and special guest IVY.
-0.00 Intro
-0.25 Pugs with no jobs
-1:19 Kids are disease factories
-2.29 Steeephen!
-2:48 Ball Bag nuzzle
-3:27 Americans?
-4:58 Lots to talk about
-5:23 Current Events by IVY
-8:15 Dick, Dick, Dick!
-9:11 NANCY should be in our singing group!
-9:35 Louis C.K "One Mississippi" Tig Nataro on The View
-13:06 Sexually traumatizing Lunch
-17:03 Another asshole in a limo
-17:38 Protect yourself ladies
-18:14 Logan Paul & the suicide epidemic
-22:40 When I was 12...
-27:22 The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255
-28:22 Blind Oliver
-28:50 "I hated those carpets!"
-29:21 Outro "We love you!"
This episode is all about goals and inspiration! And just a few fart noises...and Helen.
-0.00 Intro
-0.48 Inspired!
-1:28 Tooting your own horn
-2:20 Mouth farts
-3:00 Holly's toot it & boot it beliefs
-5:45 "Casper the friendly Ghosting"
-6:50 Oxytocin sexual
-8:24 Artist hustle = new house!
-9:14 "Awaken the Giant Within"
-10:04 Helen Robbins
-10:38 Goals, goals, goals
-12:11 PETA love
-17:22 Check, check, check
-18:06 Infomercial Robbins
-19:12 Pain & Pleasure perspective
-20:00 Are vs Our
-21:23 Vlog for life
-21:56 173 Siblings
-23:16 The-smallest-girl-in-the-world sibling
-23:31 Adelaine Taylor sibling
-23:50 Newscaster sibling
-24:53 Kathleen Tiffin sibling
-25:30 Special Problems comedian
-26:34 Stephen & Amy Winehouse in Camden
-28:13 The Knowledge
-29:00 Followers questions
-29:36 The Ranch Shop The Ranch Shop
-35:21 Snapchat sober
-37:04 "Helen you're disgusting..."
-39:06 Babies & Busy
-40:28 Conception
-41:20 Outro
This episode Laura and Stephen celebrate 1 million subscribers, new Facebook show pages, and a little guided meditation with special appearances from Helen and Pamela Pumpkin.
-0.00 Intro
-0.15 One million subscribers and biggest FB Showpage!!
-1:10 FB vs. Youtube
-2:11 Helen's the real star of the show Help Helen Smash
-4:55 Jax Media
-5:25 That old school actor life
-6:41 My manager lived with his mom
-7:41 Till Death
-9:50 "There's not enough carts" CBS
-10:47 "If it's funny & original that's all that matters"
-11:39 No excuses! Because you're gonna die.
-12:47 Our first viral video English vs American
-13:29 "Some of your videos I hate"
-14:59 Laura's favorite early insta videos + Russel Simmons
-20:04 All by myself
-21:26 Exciting busy times!
-21:50 Thank God for sobriety
-24:02 Stay grateful
-24:35 "How can I make millions of people laugh around the world"
-25:27 Pamela Pumkin's guided meditation
-32:48 Outro
Laura Clery Makes a Podcast!
Listen to Laura and Stephen tell tales of their first smash, Moulin Rouge, and take questions from followers. With special appearances from Pam & Roger and of course..Helen.
-0.00 Intro
-1:14 Pam & Roger
-7:30 What is this podcast called?
-7:50 Tracey Ullman branding
-8:24 Christmas Song! Pamela Pumkin's Holiday Workout
-8:38 F**king around with snapchat filters is hard work
-9:08 Stephen is a musical genius
-10:01 Moulan Rouge by Laura
-11:20 Stephen's insider Moulan Rouge Story
-12:17 Lawyers
-15:15 Ex-Boyfriends...SICK!
-16:43 "That's a dick I could spend some time with"
-20:15 Questions from Followers!
-25:55 Helen Highjacks
-37:48 Outro