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Helloooo so we have good news and GOOD NEWS! We're back recording our new series of Mother Of Pod. We've missed talking shite about our kids, our other halves and the strangers who piss us off on the daily. We have a slightly new set up. We've partnered with Broadcast, Ireland's first streaming service powered with the support of listeners. So here's the deal: for €5 you get 6 new episodes every week for the next six weeks, plus an extra minisode every week. So that is essentially 12 episodes for a fiver ;) Whooopah So head to www.broadcast.talltales.ie to unlock the new series of Mother Of Pod. The first two episodes and a minisode are already there waiting for your earholes.
Ep 68 Postpartum Feelings Apocalypse (Featuring Jen's First Ever Act Of Self-Censorship) by Jen and Sophie
Some post-game analysis of Room To Improve: The Dermot Spectacular, a lot of pissues and princess chats.
Hey pals... we've been trapped under children for weeks but we've got a brand new recorded-quite-a-while-ago-but-never-before-released episode!!!!! We went on a communal family holiday and it wasn't a complete disaster whoohooo.
Jen and Soph return for more tales from beyond the delivery room. Expect way too much information about Sophie's tormented nipples and an uncalled for tangent about verruca removal.
This week, we unpack the Mother Of Daughters Scannal (a little more has come to light since we recorded so forgive anything we've left out) have a deep bitch about people without kids in tow parking in parent parking spaces and our incredible new business idea called the Tanty-dom™️ 'Silenced For Her Pleasure', a condom for restraining tantrumming toddlers.
Also pretty please vote for Sophie's book, Filter This, in the Irish Book Awards here at this link: https://www.irishbookawards.irish/vote2019/
Between Jen's Enya-level flow and Sophie's knicker-wetting sneezes, this week's episode is HEAVY on bodily fluids. Come on in for tales of potty training woes, annoying people on the internet and the annoying people we live with...
Hello, hello and welcome to this week's episode. It includes wall-to-wall whinging from Sophie and a harrowing tale of dog masturbation from Jen. What's not to love?
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In this week's episode, Jen and Soph have even less of a point than usual. We cover first jobs, vommageddon and a trip to A&E with an hysterical husband.
This week's episode is a full therapy sesh with a lot of clamminess and some light nudity. Jen and Soph cover the hell-plague that it fruit flies, the hell-plague that is dealing with your loved ones and a whole lot of nutting.
On this week's episode, Jen mingles with other mums, while Sophie is making animal noises in front of hot celebrities. We talk the absolute ball-ache of Summer bedtimes and the curious case of the missing steak. So come on in the humidity means we're humming and moister than ever....
It's been too long pals! Wade in our waters for some solid bitching about life, bad mouthing of our various other halves and spawn and of course our mew regular segment: confectionary corner – back by popular demand.
WARNING: This week's episode is a hellfest and contains actual audio of the absolute prick that is BEDTIME. Also covered: the time Jen sicked on a SoulCycle class and a rank fish that haunted Sophie's house.
Unsurprisingly sometimes mental illness and motherhood do NOT mix as Sophie reports. Jen gets real about Jake GyllenHAWK and Ari is not here for Sophie's X Factor audition bullshit.
ON A SERIOUS NOTE: I (Sophie here hi!) just wanted to state that my medication is totally essential for my health and I didn't want this story in the podcast to put anyone off medication like this. My meds help me stay well and it absolutely was my own carelessness that caused this issue. And plus it's very hard to even deduce if the medication was making me feel bad or the anxiety around what was going to happen but long story short ignore me cuz I'm not a doctor!!!! Big love pals!
From auto-fellating, tongue-ties and talking shit about the nation's sweethearts, the Happy Pears to reminiscing about soggy biscuit, THAT Ricky Martin fan and unearthing the truth behind Seb's refusal to jizz out another baby for Sophie to smell, tbh It might be our most random episode yet.
Ep 39 MOP Jen is on the edge and Sophie is shoplifting from a bearded 12 year old by Jen and Sophie
Ep 38 MOP Jen and Sophs talk marriage tips, dangerous men .. sexdolls and dicks surprise face by Jen and Sophie
EP36 We talk school and the minefield of 'parent whatapp groups' also Trinny Woodall...just because. by Jen and Sophie
With Jen still off birthing the stubborn second child, Sophie chatted to Ranae Von Meding, an actress, writer and theatre maker, about her and her wife's experience of having a child in a country with archaic and baffling laws concerning gay parental rights. Ranae also shared her experience recovering from the eating disorder that marred her younger years.
While Jen was in the stirrups, Sophie made a new pal, Senator Lynn Ruane, activist and author of People Like Me, her incredible new memoir. We talk motherhood, rebelling, growing up and a disturbing incident with Jack Black's penis.
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This week on Mother Of Pod, we chat to FRESH MUM, Jen Stevens editor of Irish Country Magazine about new motherhood, her difficult journey to baby land and how NOBODY FUCKING TELLS YOU!!!
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Welcome back fanny friends! This week Jen and Soph are talking the big stuff: life after death, last rites and, eh, a long sidebar concerning dick glimpses in movies and THAT scarf scene in the Bodyguard - peruse it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2NtAuuEYwg
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Links to shite we're talking about:
Watch the Whitney doc 'Can I Be Me" here on Netflix https://bit.ly/2vVgOPo
Sophie book recommendation The Importance Of Being Aisling (sequel to Oh My God What A Complete Aisling) is available to pre-order here now. https://amzn.to/2L3aTMZ
In this week’s episode, Vaginaheads Jen and Soph chat to Roisín Kelly all about her son, Arlo’s diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder (ASD), the scourge of Spanx and the joys of double standards.
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This week we talk to the sensational CLARE BALDING, we talk hair-loss, childbirth and more SO SO MUCH MORE
Jen and Soph dive into the phenomenon known as 'Mamnesia' - the complete loss of short term memory post kids. Side effects may include forgotten babies, emergency contraception and the disturbing case of a tampon gone rogue.
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In their most offensive episode so far, Jen and Sophie offer up their best worst parenting hacks, cover the strange phenomenon of the 'fleshy wind chimes' and 'fix' that whole Rachel Dolezol thing. So come on in fallopian friends, we've missed you!
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Links to shite we're talking about:
The Alienist (TW - this is beyond fucked up) https://www.netflix.com/search?q=the%20a&jbv=80149395&jbp=0&jbr=0
The Rachel Divide - Rachel Dolezol documentary https://www.netflix.com/title/80149821
One Click by Andrea Mara https://www.amazon.co.uk/One-Click-Andrea-Mara-ebook/dp/B07BPYVKF4
The Let Down https://www.netflix.com/search?q=the%20let&jbv=80198635&jbp=0&jbr=0
It's a very special episode of Mother Of Pod this week kids. From the usual highs and lows – including an unfortunate hormone and morphine-fuelled brush with a celebrity chef that culminated in a spectacular self-weeing (Sophie obvs who else?!) to an unfortunate encounter with some sticky, stranger-danger underpants (Jen of course!), we hear from you, our listeners!!! So get yourself a tetanus shot and dive into our uterine waters.
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Links to shite we're talking about:
The Cows by Dawn O'Porter https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cows-Dawn-OPorter/dp/0008126062/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1524255272&sr=8-1&keywords=the+cows+dawn+o+porter
I'll Be Gone In The Dark by Michelle McNamara https://www.amazon.co.uk/Ill-Gone-Dark-Michelle-McNamara/dp/057134514X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1524255291&sr=1-1&keywords=ill+be+gone+in+the+dark
Here's the Wig Weaving Videos that Jen's obsessed with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ood9MLyK2DQ
Visit Irish-owned boutique who very kindly gave us our prize for the best listener parent fail, they have the most gorgeous stuff! We're obsessed! https://www.younghearts.ie/
On this week's episode, Labia Ladies Jen and Soph get ranty about all the shitty advice and interfering they've been subjected to now that they are forced to navigate the world with their spawn in tow. Going out in public with a baby is basically like wearing a sandwich board that says "Come at me with your opinions on everything I'm doing wrong!". Also covered is an extremely affecting story of a man, a dog and a pocket square and per usual some embarrassing leaking on strangers (in this case, Sophie weeping on a Trinity student in O'Connell St). Come on in the uteran waters are fine.
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Links to shite we're talking about:
The BBC3 true crime series Jen's raving about, The Man With No Alibi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLLOGcawh0&list=PL64ScZt2I7wG9AtVjUHTY5_9MkixMded5
Here is our fave Celeb/Culture/Commentary podcast, Before Brunch, out every Sunday so go subscribe on iTunes or wherever you get your podcasts:
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/before-brunch/id1346693917?mt=2
Here's all the things Sophie advises AGAINST watching.... you were WARNED: Killer Legends https://www.netflix.com/watch/80007015?trackId=13752289&tctx=0%2C0%2Cfa35eacf2590e2cc2a3fdb23fde489b35725e589%3A1f99292de6cd9dd76341556a890ca633727bc25f%2C%2C
The Slumdog Cannibal https://www.netflix.com/watch/80189369?trackId=200257859
Killers Kids https://www.netflix.com/watch/80171323?trackId=13752289&tctx=1%2C3%2Cfa35eacf2590e2cc2a3fdb23fde489b35725e589%3A1f99292de6cd9dd76341556a890ca633727bc25f%2C%2C
Happy Anniversary https://www.netflix.com/watch/80143362?trackId=13752289&tctx=0%2C0%2C81424c696cad8d5473db5ee17bb458817f9b9f83%3Aff6859e8ef026e3892b169f7ff35c33b31774848%2C%2C
And one thing that IS worth watching: Jay Z's interview with Letterman https://www.netflix.com/watch/80209191?trackId=13752289&tctx=0%2C0%2C4af5c35b-4a86-472e-a3eb-57f09c9eb56b-120077443%2C%2C
On this week's episode, Lovely Leaky Ladies, Jen and Soph chat to Instagram High Priestess, Sarah Tyrrell (aka @selfloveandsarah) who you might have seen on the Late Late Show recently. Sarah is a body positivity activist, brilliant writer, and goddamn inspiration to all of us who need to get the hell on that self love train (in every sense;)). We sat down to talk about what it was like to become a mum unexpectedly at 19, how she weathered years of severe mental illness, survived an eating disorder and suicidal ideation and came to self acceptance. We also covered how finally in the last year, she ditched having crap sex in favour of "weird" sex, the importance of hanging out naked and most intriguingly, the Irish swingers scene.
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Website: www.sarahtyrrell.com
Links to stuff we're talking about:
Here's Sarah's piece about her healing her relationship with food: https://sarahtyrrell.com/2018/03/02/how-i-healed-my-relationship-with-food/
Here's Shelly Mc: https://www.instagram.com/shellymc/
Here's the interview I did with Shelly Mc on living with mental illness: https://www.image.ie/life/really-like-chronic-mental-illness-100758
Here's the piece I wrote about therapist hopping: https://www.image.ie/life/first-world-prob-alert-im-a-serial-therapist-hopper-111069
Here's Rebecca Flynn, the other brilliant woman who is wonderful on BoPo and Repeal and Feministing in general! https://www.instagram.com/flynnfluencer/
Here's Your Fat Friend the other brilliant writer we mention: https://medium.com/@thefatshadow/when-the-world-doesnt-fit-527e97e99cc5
And on twitter: https://twitter.com/yrfatfriend
This week mammary mates, Jen and Soph divulge the realities of life with miniature devil toddlers. Turn away now if you’re easily offended or an extreme fan of wicker. Many nipples were hurt in the making of this episode.
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This week the Banjaxed Fanny Friends, Jen and Soph went out out! We did our first LIVE episode with the brilliant Kara and Lucy, from Mum Talks. We chatted the expectations versus reality of raising mini humans and covered everything from the weird stranger danger of meeting your newborn, the absolute carnage of nights out after having kids and the second child phenomenon. We also played Never Have I Ever Parent Edition (thanks to our listener Siobhan for the inspo) and got some mega stories from our audience. DILATED THREE CENTIMETRES FOR LYFE! is our new official tagline thanks to Emma. There was a wee slide show which is up now on the Mother Of Pod insta page to peruse while you listen! So come on in the uteran waters are... well... crowded this week!
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Links to shite we're talking about:
That vadge-pumping device, it DOES exist! http://www.epino.de/en/birth-preparation.html
In this week's episode, the Mammary Mates, Jen and Soph have scored themselves a sweet celebrity guest, Canadian Ledgebag and Today FM presenter, Alison Curtis! We talked all about far FAAAAAR from average birth story, her choice to be 'one and done' and love of F-Bombing kids. So come on in, the uteran waters are fine...
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Links to shite we're talking about:
https://www.todayfm.com/Saturday-Breakfast-With-Alison-Curtis/The-Word-Just
In honour of this being the 10th episode, the Canneston Combi, Jen and Soph are unveiling their all-time, hands-down most exceptionally SHITE parenting efforts to date, including but not limited to shitcidents, show-parenting and sowing the seeds of long-term psychological damage. Also covered in mouth-watering, knicker-moistening detail are two EPIC pissues, the strange allure of Cardi B and why sometimes babies and FASHUN don't mix.
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Links to stuff to do now that you can't leave the house cuz you made people:
Here's the books that Sophie was loving this week:
Almost Love by Louise O'Neill https://www.amazon.co.uk/Almost-Love-Louise-ONeill/dp/1784298867/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8
Educated by Tara Westover https://www.amazon.co.uk/Educated-inspiring-memoir-extraordinary-woman/dp/1786330512/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1520627793&sr=1-1&keywords=educated+tara+westover
Here's the trailer for Waco with the very intriguing Rory Culkin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVND1Vx1jms
Here's a little intro to Cardi B, Jen's latest obsesh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXYBmEaTmM
Here's all the deadly podcasts Sophie was shiteing on about:
The State Of Us – Two deadly bitches talking about being a female human in the world right now https://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/the-state-of-us/id1350252237?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4
Forever 35 - Two American writers who love to talk about serums. Expect lots of make up, skincare and self-care chat with a good dose of occasional LA weird thrown in! https://forever35podcast.com/
You're Doing It Wrong, Adam Buxton's new mini pod. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/youre-doing-it-wrong/id1353529529?mt=2
Here’s a link to the Mum Talk we’re guesting on, it’ll be gas (22nd of March 7pm House Leeson St) https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/mum-talks-presents-mother-of-pod-evening-event-tickets-43661119584
This week's Mother Of Pod is comin' attcha from INSIDE the Beast From The East. Like you, Jen and Sophie are both stranded with their "Loved Ones" so survival depends on a steady stream of carbs with a side of carbs washed down by boooooze (or Elderflower Bullshit if you're preggers like Jen). If you, like us, have hit the bread hard in a bid to ignore the fact that we all now hate our families then slide on into this cosy, conversational cesspool of TMI, where we chat to the deadly Louise McSharry about the first year of parenthood, her epic 192-hour birth, the motherhood myth and how she puts the 'ma' in 'enema'.
More fallopian fails from Jen and Soph this week as they chat making(scaring away) "mum friends", stalking TV personality, Claire Byrne, witnessing a frankly TRAUMATISING toddler shitcident and pissues galore – welcome to episode 8! Cuddle up in our warm, moist crotches and we'll tell you the tales from BEYOND THE BIRTHHHHHHH!!!!
Epi-no: the gee pump! https://epi-no.co.uk/
Article on Irish Awards Shows by Rosemary MacCabe http://rosemarymaccabe.com/the-gossies-2017-not-going/
The Other Side Of The Wall is the book Sophie’s raving about by Andrea Mara https://www.amazon.co.uk/Other-Side-Wall-Andrea-Mara/dp/1781998329
West Cork is the true crime podcast detailing the murder of Sophie Toscan Du Plantier available on Audible https://mobile.audible.co.uk/pd/Film-Radio-TV/West-Cork-Audiobook/B079M4J86L?ref=a_home-page_c10_0_wishlist-m&pf_rd_p=f245c5ad-df2b-4cd1-8c82-73c12d822ea2&pf_rd_r=RGDR5KBMW4MP6KM1BJQJ&
iTonya is out in cinemas this weekend and it’s deadly! http://entertainment.ie/movie-review/I-Tonya/398548.htm
There’s womb in our womb for you… Jen and Sophie made a mum friend and it’s pretty f*cking exciting. We sat down to chat all things gestating, pro-creating and the truth behind that impeccable monochrome Instagram dream. Our Mystery Meat also brought us a pretty special vintage pissue, a heated debate about whose house is more shit-filled and all while wearing some excellent wipe-clean fetish pants, perfect for every parent. So dive in, the uteran waters are moist, like the crotch of a heavily pregnant woman who’s not sure if her waters are bust or if she just super, super sweaty.
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Links to shite we're talking about:
That vadge-pumping device, it DOES exist! http://www.epino.de/en/birth-preparation.html
Mutiny Kids, Soobie Lynch and Lili Forberg’s gorgeous magazine. https://mutinykids.com/
Follow Mutiny Kids on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/mutinykids/
Follow Soobie on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/standingbythewall_/
The Leaking Losers, Jen and Soph are back this week with a deep dive into what to ACTUALLY expect when gestating your human young. (HINT: It’s nothing like when Gisele Bundchen was up the pole, SOPHIE!) The episiotomy pals also do some rage chat on such random topics as cnty kids, cnts on public transport, crazy cnts who try to tell pregnant women what to do and cnts with insta-story faces (all of us basically). Ironically there ain’t much chat about actual cnts for once. Come on in, there’s a surprise jar of piss for every listener. (Ts&Cnts apply)
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Links to shite we're talking about:
A video of an ECV procedure to turn a breech baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AM6wDwTjmc
Munchies: Vice show about food in Norway: https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/xw4dwq/munchies-guide-to-norway-the-city-life
Make Speidi Famous Again https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/make-speidi-famous-again/id1339090771?mt=2
Dream Gun Film Reads https://soundcloud.com/dreamgunandsons
Your Perineum Pals are back with more tales from… BEYOOOOOOON THE BIRTH. In this week’s episode, we marvel at the freaky as fuck shit that happens to your body after a baby human comes out, from milk to sweat to the MUCH-FEARED (whisper it) first POOOOOOO. Also covered: neighbour guilt (there’s an upstairs neighbour playing with fire, karma is comin’ for ya bitch), a new installment of the Pissues Corner, more from the “Babies Always Win” life lessons and Jen’s ongoing war with the Downsizers. Come on in the uteran waters are… well… piss-filled.
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Links to shite we're talking about:
Here’s the actual 2010 quote of Leo Varadkar’s that Sophie referenced at the start of the show: https://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/health/varadkar-opposed-to-abortion-for-rape-victims-118760.html
Here's a link to Chyna's wikipedia page (I couldn't bring myself to include the pic of the clit, yis'll hafta do that Google search on your own time kids) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyna
Manhunt: Unabomber is available on Netflix, watch the trailer here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsd_LMDlzhI&t=29s
Waco the mini series is available to stream illegally, watch the trailer here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyJMdoHaHyM
The End Of The F*cking World, watch the trailer here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbiiik_T3Bo&t=5s
The Post is in cinemas now, watch the trailer here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrXlY6gzTTM
Lady Bird is out next month, watch the trailer here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNi_HC839Wo
The Shape Of Water (aka fish lady porn) by Guillermo Del Toro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFYWazblaUA
It’s the TITS episode in which your mammary mates, Jen and Soph talk about the myriad ways that putting milk into a baby can go so right, so wrong and so fantastically weird. Also covered: the deeply unnerving tale of the missing maternity pad, some interspecies breastfeeding, why the term ‘family holiday’ is essentially an oxymoron and the definitive theory on how there only two types of children in this world: T-Rexes and Velociraptors. Come on in the uteran waters are… well… murky.
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Links to shite we're talking about:
Your one-stop shop for all the boobing wisdom in the universe www.kellymom.com
Breast Angels: These are the terminator tits, sterling silver nipple tassels that we both found to be a life-saver for keeping your nips smiley happy nipples during breastfeeding https://www.earthmother.ie/breast-angels-silver-healing-cups-natural-breastfeeding-support.html
This is the study that we have opted to believe when it comes to boobin’ and boozin’ (please don’t tell us it’s not peer-reviewed or any such, the disappointment would kill us) https://www.laleche.org.uk/alcohol-and-breastfeeding/
Low Milk Supply: These are the lactation cookies Sophie made and ate to boost milk supply #wearenotdoctors https://www.bellybelly.com.au/breastfeeding/lactation-cookies/
Here’s a longer piece Sophie wrote for the Sunday Independent which gives a much fuller and informed (including interviews with experts!) account of having her first baby’s tongue tie corrected. It doesn't hurt the baby #wearenotdoctors https://www.independent.ie/life/health-wellbeing/the-ties-that-bind-when-your-baby-is-tonguetied-30419373.html
Lactation Consultants and Midwives are magical unicorns, here’s some wisdom from LC Fiona Rea on how to prepare for boobing https://www.herfamily.ie/parenthood/prepare-breastfeeding-10-gems-wisdom-lactation-consultant-246541
Here’s the support network that loads of Irish mums swear by https://www.cuidiu-ict.ie/
Here’s a whole bunch of interspecies breastfeeding, it’s a whole FUCKING THING: https://www.google.ie/search?q=cat+breastfeeding+dogs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjegebMp_bYAhUqLsAKHfg8DnAQ_AUICigB&biw=1164&bih=548
Jen’s “culture” pick for the week was oyster parties which are a crazy, real thing and pretty much a SCAM by the looks of this: https://www.buzzfeed.com/leticiamiranda/pearl-parties-are-taking-over-facebook-live-but-buyer-beware?utm_term=.xqaAA8BXwD#.tnMll6b92M
Here’s all the books Sophie recommended (they’re deadly reads): Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine by Gail Honeyman https://www.amazon.co.uk/Eleanor-Oliphant-Is-Completely-Fine/dp/B06XCNPCVC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1516993410&sr=8-1&keywords=elinor+oliphant+is+completely+fine+book
The Party by Elizabeth Day https://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Party/dp/B0728KJ7RW/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1516993449&sr=1-1&keywords=the+party+elizabeth+day
You’ll Grow Out Of It by Jessie Klein https://www.amazon.co.uk/Youll-Grow-Out-of-It/dp/B01LXV5ISF/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1516993472&sr=1-1&keywords=you%27ll+grow+out+of+it
All The Good Things by Clare Fisher https://www.amazon.co.uk/All-the-Good-Things/dp/B071H4HJ5C/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1516993493&sr=1-1&keywords=all+the+good+things+clare+fisher
Watch the new It trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAUTdjf9rko
It's our pilot episode (!!!!!) which confusingly we're releasing third because we're in the permanent baby haze, soz guys. On this week’s Mother Of Pod, Jen and Soph revisit the gorefest that is the miracle of life... AKA SPEWING A BABY OUT WHAT IS CLEARLY A WAAAAAY TOO SMALL HOLE. Also covered is: porn, virtual porn, 70s porn... there's a LOT of porn chat; all our fave shows and podcasts; what's getting on our tits this week (other people per usual) and how if you're a panicker by nature, the non-stop dramz of raising mini people will be a fuckin breeze for you.
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Virtual Reality Porn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVatvg_UyEA
Here's the trailer for Search Party. It's a sitcom-meets-whodunit with Alia Shawkat (who, in the episode, I’ve mistakenly announced is of Israeli decent – she is not) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7avQJ4Zl_oo
Unboxing is Jen’s slightly baffling Internet obsession of the week, check some out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spq25Cvigl0
As we mention Jen is an online retailer here’s her gorgeous shop http://www.jodclothing.com/shop-4/
Musical unicorn Neil Patrick Harris opening the Tony Awards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apbnAHshuIM
Follow Rebecca Flynn @its_r2theb for real talk, great recipes and some rousing activism: https://www.instagram.com/its_r2theb/
Lastly here’s Chris Morris’ show Jam that we reference at some point in the episode. It was aired on Channel 4 in 2013, this sketch is called Seductive Midwife and it’s not for everyone! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du-ah77meyw
On this week’s Mother Of Pod, your fallopian friends Jen and Soph dish on stupid things they’ve done during the no-sleep baby haze, including (but not limited to) running over the buggy and forgetting about the very existence of contraception. Also covered: the intriguing allure of Bernard O’Shea on Dancing With The Stars, one woman’s extreme love of doughnuts and how not to approach the post-birth smear test.
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The Doughnut Story https://www.herfamily.ie/news/did-you-ever-want-a-doughnut-so-badly-you-forgot-you-had-a-baby-this-woman-did-213676
Aoife McElwain’s book Slow At Work is available in all good bookshops or online at https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slow-Work-achieve-balance-always/dp/0717173577
Watch the brilliantly bizarre and creepy Voyeur on Netflix right here https://www.netflix.com/watch/80176212?trackId=13752289&tctx=0%2C0%2C
Watch Alec Baldwin on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee here https://www.netflix.com/watch/80181886?trackId=200257859
Watch Miranda Sings here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1OFDlfdRb6ma1ZGZd07gWA
Follow @sciencesnapstories on Instagram for some brilliant true science facts that will dispel whatever bullsh*t whoohoo nonsense GOOP is pedalling this week https://www.instagram.com/sciencesnapstories/ Gym Selfie Psychopath Test (IT’S REAL, GUYS!!!!) http://www.betches.com/people-who-post-gym-selfies-are-psycho-study
And lastly laughing at this Gym Fails video is the only cardio you’ll need this week https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC0r8XWr-3g
2 vadge-owners who want a refund. Welcome to Mother Of Pod, join Jen and Sophie for a weekly mess of parenting lows and special guests. Non-parents welcome, free self-sterilisation with every episode. Expect gore and more. In this episode we talk sex after a baby's come barrelling out your vagina, how to NOT to deal with being trapped in a car with a napping baby when you need to piss and what's getting on our tits this week. Come on in, the uteran waters are fine...
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Dolly Alderton's book, Everything I Know About Love is available to pre-order: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everything-I-Know-About-Love/dp/0241322715 Catch the High Low Podcast here: https://itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/the-high-low/id1211338187?mt=2
Black Mirror is binge-ready here on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/title/70264888
Ahead of the return of Dancing With The Stars on Sunday night here's Des Bishop, hands down last year's most intense contestant. We couldn't find Club Tropicana so here's Des doing the ChaCha with his dance partner Giulia Dotta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1iBSmucJbs
Remembering that time Debbie McGee and Mrs Merton met: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj-9lSEBBm0
Catch up with Tamara Ecceleston's show, Tamara's World here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvBnua_OKx8
Lastly here's an episode of Peppa Pig for any parents out their craving some sexy time but unable to get away from their kids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7B4yeizgmE