Dad Jokes Daily: Recent Episodes

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Someone’s stolen my toilet !? 😫😫😫

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What’s got more letters than the alphabet? 🤔🤔🤔

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Im only friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet ...

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What’s the saddest fruit? 🤔🤔🤔

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Why is no one friends with Yogi? 🤔🤔🤔

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Which vegetable hates war the most? 🤔🤔🤔

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Did you hear about the teacher who drew on the window?

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What food do monkeys eat?

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Shout out to all those people asking ...

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Something pretty lovely happened today ...

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Which Nations capitol is the worlds fastest growing?

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

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Did you hear about the guy who was hit in the head with a soda can?

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Did you hear about the scientist who REALLY wanted the Nobel prize ...

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I just spent a year as a vegetarian...

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The Police called to tell me my dogs were chasing people on bikes ...

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Ever since I’ve been sleeping in the fire pit ...

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I know sign language

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The Bad Sport Baseball Player

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Apple’s Self-Driving Car

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How do you make a good egg roll?

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar ...

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What’s the quickest way to make AntiFreeze?

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Someone Stole My Lamps

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Why Didn’t the Cat Go to the Vet?

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A car out of spaghetti?

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Do French men play video games?

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What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day?

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What do you call an Alligator with a vest?

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What do you call a dead parrot?

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What do you call a nose without a body?

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What do you call a communist sniper?

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I’m Colour Blind?!?

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What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo

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My mates are worried I’m drinking too much brake fluid ...

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Picture in Jail

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My Ex-Wife Misses Me

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My Wife Needs More Space

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Twenty Happy Years

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Past, Present and Future

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Upset someone on the bus

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Is Mum a Good Cook?

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I Haven’t spoken to my wife in years...

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My wife asked me to say dirty things to her last night ...

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My Wife Asked Me To Clear The Table

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My Wife Drew Her Eyebrows Too High

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What Rhymes With Oranges?

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Have You Heard The Rumour About Butter?

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Transcript From The Trial

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Don't Call Me Shirley 

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If You're An American Before You Go To The Bathroom ...

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Saw A Baguette at the Zoo

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Confession - I like telling Dad jokes ... 

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To who ever has my copy of Microsoft Office ... 

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What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday???

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Why didn't the invisible man accept the job offer?

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Did you know that French Fries weren't originally made in France?

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I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer ...

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My Son asked "Can I have a book mark?"

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I Used to Work in Shoe Recycling ...

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A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me

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What Do You Call A Fat Psychic?

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Why Do You Never See Elephants Hiding?

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I've Never Been to a Gun Range

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The Rotation of the Earth ...

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Have You Ever Heard of the Shovel?

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What do you call a giant pile of cats?

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Why Does Santa Only Come Once A Year?

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Why Couldn’t Santa Get Down The Chimney?

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What’s Santa’s Favourite Cereal?

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Wouldn’t Buy Velcro ...

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What Did The Grape Do?

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Jokes About Retired People

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Why Couldn’t The Bicycle Stand Up By Itself?

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How Does a Penguin Build It’s House?

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What Do You Call Am Italian With A Rubber Toe?

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What Do You Call A Mexican Who’s Lost His Car?

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Did you hear about the Spanish Fireman?

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I was just reading a story about a coffee that filed a police report ...

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A Joke About Paper?

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Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the toilet?

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What happens when your phone looses all its contacts?

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Just a fan, getting in touch, saying how good a job I’m doing. So. Ya’know. 😊

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I've been offered a job in a prison library...

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What Day Scares Eggs?

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Thats the thing about nostalgia ...

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Pictures of Peter Pan

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My Wife Told Me I Was Average ...

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Gullible

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I make up new words all the time ...

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What Do You Call A Can of Soup ...

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Writing a Joke About Construction ...

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Stop Impersonating a Flamingo ...

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I don’t trust stairs anymore ...

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Why are skeletons so calm?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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How does Steve (from Minecraft) get exercise?

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I'm on a seafood diet actually ...

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

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I slept like a baby last night ...

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I slept like a log last night ...

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I'm on a new whiskey diet ...

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the olympics?

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What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider?

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Last night a friend and I watched 3 DVDs back to back ...

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A sandwich walks into a bar ...

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I've deleted all my German friends from my mobile phone contacts ...

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I decided to give my dead batteries away today ...

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A termite walks into a bar ...

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My dogs got no nose...

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The Invisible Man got married to the invisible woman...

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Why do crabs never give to charity...

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Man takes his giraffe into a pub...

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What’s E.T short for?

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I'm really proud of my nose...

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Two Birds sitting on a perch...

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what did one snowman say to the other...

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I've got a friend who's so afraid of lifts...

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How can you tell if an ant is a girl or a boy...

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I Used to be indecisive ...

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How Many Apples Grow On A Tree ...

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My Mate The Mountain Climber Had A Baby ...

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Restaurant On The Moon...

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Why Did The Skeleton Feel Lonely ...

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I Asked My Dad To Call Me A Taxi ...

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Can I watch the TV? Yes ... but ...

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The original 'Dad Joke' - what's brown and sticky?

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What do you call a deer...

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What do you call a deer...

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Took the family out for dinner and it took a long time to get a table...

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I was at the barbers...

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Do you know who the biggest knight is...

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Do you know the best way to communicate with someone in prison...

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I've got a friend that lives on Switzerland...

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that got a medal...

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There were three guys walking down the street...

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My boy asked me if I was alright...

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Growing up I had a job in a calendar factory...

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I drove past a cemetery the other day ...

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Don't trust atoms...

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I was in the supermarket buying milk...

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I saw a robbery at the apple store today ...

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I’m reading a book at the moment about Anti-Gravity...